Author has written 7 stories for Warriors, Harry Potter, Twilight, and Hunger Games.
I'm edwardandbella4eva, I am a very busy teenager who loves to read, write, cheer, volunteer, sing, dance, act, and participate in pageants. Right now my life is crazy, but I wouldn't have it any other way.
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My real name: Veronica Greene
State: why do you care?!?! here's a hint:
Grade: Not Telling but I'm in High School so yeah...
Favorite Subject: English!
Obsessions: Twilight, Once upon A time, 1D (especially harry), NCIS, switched at birth, AVRIL LAVIGNE, Rizzoli and Isles
Being a teenager is fun! *insert sarcasm here*
Peeps who's stories should be read...
I absolutely love twilight. I first read it about 2 years ago, when my parents FINALLY let me read it (after about a week of whining, and 2 years of pleading-i still have the books in my library in my room, and havn't given them back to my dad.). My parents say i'm obsessed, my old algebra teacher says "this summer-don't stay up too late reading/watching twilight stuff, I know how easy that is to do", and my little sister just rolls her eyes when I turn on my computer and says "I'm going to call mommy to tell her to ground you from Twilight" my mom's reaction? "i'm not going to ground her from reading, if anything i'm going to ground you for not reading".
GO TWILIGHT!!!! (and new moon, and eclipse, and breaking dawn-and every fan fiction in between!)
If the world was perfect we all would find our Edward, sadly this is not the case.
The #1 question that I am asked is; "Team Edward or Team Jacob?", my reply is: "Why can't I just have both!?!?!"
I am completely team Edward though...
I enjoy different books too including:
Hunger Games Trilogy
The Goddess Test Novels
The Casters Novels
The Anne Of Greene Gables Chronicles
The Dragon Slippers Trilogy
The last Dragon Chronicles
and anything by Haddix or Levine
Loadιng Harry Styles:
I DO NOT OWN THIS OATH - I FOUND IT ON SWEETTWEETY'S BIO I LOVED IT SO I HAD TO COPY IT!!!!!(BUT "I GAVE CREDIT TO THE ONE WHO SAID IT!" - HUH! WHO KNEW THAT YOU ACTUALLY USE COMMUNICATIONS IN REAL LIFE HUH!)
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
I promise to remember Edward
Each time I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there is a big boom
I promise to remember Rosalie
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
Every time I'm at the mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
Whenever I see beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me that they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my true obsession
Because I know what Twilighters know
If you love Twilight so much that your friends are planning an intervention, copy and paste this in your Profile.
If you want to join me in Rehab so we can secretly keep reading the Twilight series without repercussions, copy and paste in your Profile.
Thanks to all who have Fav. Author, Fav. Story, Author Alert, Story Alerted, and commented on any of my stories.
Thanks to my fans, to my friends, and a big fawning thanks to Stephenie Meyer, for creating such an amazing series that has millions of readers in zombie like trances around her books and anyone who may read a fanfic based on her stories!
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fanfiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile. (I MEAN COME ON!! I'M A V-A-M-P-I-R-E, THEREFORE HUMAN IDENTIFICATION IF POINTLESS!!)
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.
If you have read The Twilight Saga over ten times, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever ran into a wall, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever fell up the stairs, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you love Edward Cullen, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile.
Being mature is overrated.
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!
If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your best friend's pencils suck, copy and paste this into your profile.
People who say "nothing's impossible" have never tried slamming a revolving door.
If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile
If your friends are surprised that you haven't given them A.D.H.D., Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder, copy and paste this into your profile.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid backside.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier, hotter and spicier Than You since 1901
I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile
IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
Missundaztood - P!nk
This actually fits me. If you don't know the song, look it up! It's one of my anthems!
Like A Prayer - Glee Cast Version
Am I being woken up by someone? A lover maybe...
First Day At School
I Can't Do it Alone - 3Oh!3
This is actually me at school... :P "No, no I'm not impressed with you!" "This an't a love song, this an't no whiskey drowned ballad, there ain't nothing here that's valid."
Meeting Your New Best Friend
Behind the Music - Cher Lloyd
Falling In Love
'Cuz I Can - P!nk
Apparently, I have a few loves... It's alright - I don't give a damn!
Who Knows - Avril Lavigne
This does fit ... gotta love Avril!
Only Wanna Dance With You - Ke$ha
I apparently only wanna dance with you...
Holler Til You Pass Out - 3Oh!3
Still Into You - Paramore
So... guess what? I'm Still into You!
Death Of A Close Friend
He Wasn't - Avril Lavigne
...I am not a good friend
Who Are You - Carrie Underwood
Yes! Amnesia! and I'm obsessed with a boy...
Come With Me Now - Kongos
...are you sure this isn't my mental breakdown? Either that or I'm just letting loose...
We R Who We R (Fred Falke Club Mix) - Ke$ha
A flashback of an amazing night! (And can we just take a second to appreciate the majesty that is a remix?)
Getting Back Together
Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites - Skrillex
Well considering that there aren't any words in this song...
Birth Of A Child
How Come You're Not Here - P!nk
Apparently my lover (probably child's father) isn't here. Rude.
Hush Hush - Avril Lavigne
This song is actually about a lost love... but nice try Amazon!
Goodbye - Avril Lavigne
and somebody I died and am leaving behind my brown eyed lover... (I have a love-hate relationship with this song)
Slipped Away - Avril Lavigne
and as I die I miss someone I've lost
Ho Hey - Lumineers
I might just cry...
The Devils Den - Skrillex
I have... absolutely nothing (and apparently my funeral is a dance party)
17 - Avril Lavigne
I can see this...
Punk Bitch - 3Oh!3
... No Comment
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted
Edward vs Normal guys.
A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
If you die, a normal guy would find another.
As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If Robert Pattinson as Edward made you swoon, copy this to your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse, copy and pastes this onto your profile.
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you love Kellen Lutz as Emmett Cullen, copy and past this into your profile
If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you too are in love with a fictional vampire named Edward Cullenand are unashamed to admit it, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, a completely fictional character...copy/paste this into your profile
If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile.
If whenever you see a silver Volvo and you start to scream "Edward", copy and paste this in your profile
If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile. (OH YEAH!)
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! (heheehe)
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (All the time)
If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.
If you've practically memorized Chapter 20 (Compromise) of Eclipse, put this on your profile.
In my mind...
Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,
Who calls you back when you hang up on him,
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,
Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.
If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"
If whenever you see or hear the name Edward, you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, C&P this into your pro.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro
If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile
If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, C&P
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!
If you have a friend that thinks Twilight it stupid and refuses to read it, C&P
My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro.
If you think the kids should just stop chasing Lucky and leave the freakin' leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a problem with counselors, copy and paste!!
If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste.
If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste.
If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination,copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your pro
If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe)
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P
If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste (me: in other words, if you are actually taking the time to read all this...)
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If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as i do copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.
If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile
even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!
If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your profile.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever fallen asleep in class copy and paste this into your profile
If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, Copy and paste this to your profile
If you think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this in your profile.
If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.
If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile
If you have ever had an unhealthy obsession with any -or all- of the Cullens and you don’t want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you dont want the problem to be solved, copy this onto your profile
If you love Edward Cullen, copy this onto your profile
If you are addicted to vampires and would kill to become one, copy this onto your profile
If you’ve read Twilight, New Moon,Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn over twelve times, copy this onto your profile
If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now ever your parents are afraid of you because of the results(TWILIGHT), copy this onto your profile
If you have ever tried to block your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Anthony Mason Cullen is from said gorgeous Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this onto your profile
If you have Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn memorized, copy this onto your profile
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullens Including Bella Disorder, copy this onto your profile.
If you get ticked and throw a fit until all the people in the room leave because someone said the characters of Twilight aren’t real, copy this onto your profile.
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile
If whenever you see a sliver Volvo you run down the street screaming, "EDWARD!", copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm proud to be a part of the "chase Jacob black out of town with pitchforks" fan club(even though it should be "chase jacob black out of town with pitchforks, torches, maces, flame throwers, cannons, tanks, pistols, and grandes" club.
I read all four twilight books in the hours of 10 AM to 5 AM without stopping!
If you read new moon and you Want to punch Jacob black.
If you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, no matter how much he overreacts (I find the whole overreacting thing endearing), no matter how much he gets overprotective, you will love him anyway, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you're one of the 8 percent laughing your head off
1. You can enjoy the boquet while resisting the wine.
31. I need to find Isle Esme.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
You can't make a person love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best.
Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 48 other dangerous words.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths.
I'm so gangster. I carry a squirt gun.
One night I looked up at the beautiful stars and began to think... where the HECK is my roof??
People are like SLINKIES. Basically useless, and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.
Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to.
I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.
you have been Pinned
1. Twilight: Giving hope to clumsy girls
2. Edward, Emmett, Carlisle Cullen and Jasper Hale: Raising the standards for future boyfriends
3. Some people want to be a superstar; all I want to be is a vampire.
4. Thanks Stephenie Meyer! Now everytime I hear thunder I imagine vampires playing baseball.
5. So there's this rainy little town called Forks (and I think I kinda wanna live there)
6. Whoever says that they don't have an imaginary boyfriend clearly never read Twilight.
7. Edward, will you please take me to the prom? I know you're a fictional character and all but...PLEASE!!
8. Edward Cullen: I love a man who plays the piano and sparkles
Emmett's the Strongest,
If ya can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you laugh Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major arguement with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Crazy is when you start laughing until you butt falls off for no apparent reason and your mom comes in the room and goes like, "What the hell is going on?" Crazy is if you suddenly yell, 'PARTY IN MY TUMMY!' and everyone stares at you in Pre-Algebra class. Crazy is when you automatically twist something completely innocent into something perverted. Crazy is when you start out painting your bedroom with your best friend and end up COVERD in pink paint and a ruined bedroom door, rolling on the floor laughing. Crazy is if you can sit through an eight hour car ride doing nothing but remembering and thinking about twilight fan fictions. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
ROSES ARE RED,
VIOLETS ARE BLUE,
I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT
AND NEITHER DO YOU!
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life
0RiGiNAL TWILIGHT FAN
E - Elegant
C - Crooked Smile
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Edward Cullen Quotes (all to Bella unless noted)
You don't care if I'm a monster? If I'm not human?
Do you truly believe that you care more for me than I do for you?
It's too easy to be myself with you.
Never forget I am more dangerous to you than I am to anyone else.
You are the most important thing to me now.The most important thing to me ever.
But you see,just because we've been . . .dealt a certain hand. . .it doesn't mean that we can't choose to rise above-to conquer the boundaries of a destiny that none of us wanted.
Twilight,again . . . Another ending.No matter how perfect the day is, it always has to end.
I've never had much patience with Romeo. . . Mistake after mistake.Could he have destroyed his own happieness any more thoroughly?
You're impossible.How can I put this so that you'll believe me?You're not asleep and you're not dead. I'm here, and I love you.I have always loved you, and I will always love you.I was thinkingof you, seeing you're face in my mind,every second I was away. When I told you I didn't want you,it was the blackest kind of blasphemy.
Before you,Bella,my life was like a moonless night.Very dark,but there were stars-points of light and reason. . . . . And then you shot across my sky like a meator.Suddenly everything was on fire;there was brilliancy,there was beauty.
I'm discovering that I can sympathize with Heathcliff in ways I dsidn't think possible before.
You.That's what I'm keeping. You'll always be my Bella, you'll be just a bit more durable.
I lived through an entire twenty-four hours thinking that you were dead,Bella.That changed the way I look at a lot of things.
(To Jacob,not Bella)You know,Jacob,if it weren't for the fact that we're natural enemies and that you're also trying to steal away the the reason for my existence,I might actually like you.
I just beheaded and dismembered a setient creature not twenty yards from you.That doesn't bother you?
I suppose you don't realize how utterly,heartbreakingly beautiful you are tonight.
(To Jacob,not Bella)Even you,Jacob Black,cannot hate me as much as I hate myself.
(This one,too)You know her,Jacob. You connect to her on a level that I don't even understandstand. You are a part of her, and she is part of you.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
- How do you stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
- Why can't people stay angry at Jasper Hale?
- Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as or more beautiful then herself.
- Alice Cullen and the Hulk were on a cruise and the ship sank, and they got trapped on an island, who would win a fight between them?
-Jasper will never be a therapist becasue he already knows how you feel about that.
-What happened to the man who kept a secret from Edward Cullen?
-What happened when Emmett Cullen stubbed his toe?
-How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
-How do you irritate Edward Cullen?
-Jasper Hales first job was as a paperboy, there were no survivors.
I have a story I uploaded on my friends behaf based on Hellsing.
I like cheese. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you think that you deserve a cookie because your actually reading my endless profile copy and paste this on yours. (And you're correct, if you're actually reading this you deserve a life's supply of cookies)
Tony: Well, you think I could pass for a Marine?
Tony: What's your chute number?
Gibbs: you know how I feel about coincidences, Abbs.
Abby: Stop interrogating me, McGee.
Kate: So they pretty much hate us.
McGee: (Opens eyes to find Tony and Ziva standing in front of his desk) I'm awake.
Abby: (Sits at Gibbs's desk at night while no one is there) (Imitating Gibbs) I heard that, DiNozzo. Another wise- ass comment like that and I'll smack you so hard, your grandchildren will feel it. (Looks at McGee's desk.) Think its funny McGee? Wipe that smile off your face. (Looks at Ziva's desk.) That goes for you too, David. (Picks up the phone.) Special Agent Gibbs. (Normally, slowly takes off Gibbs's glasses.) You'e standing behind me aren't you?
Gibbs: Abbs, music?
(Tony and Ziva yelling into their phone desks.)
So, some popular girl came up to me and started crying because she lost her favorite lip gloss, I just said "oh cry me a river" and walked away.
i am sosososososososososososo excited 4 Breaking Dawn Part 2, my mom is AMAZING and got me tickets 2 to the midnight showing
I have a fanfic email if you wish to contact me directly -
Funny warning labels (I love these!)
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
Sleeping Pills Warning: May cause Drowsiness (one would hope)
Christmas Lights Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only. (where else would you use them?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On T-Rat (Military food): Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Umnn yeah... isn't military also human)
Earplugs These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe (Oops. guess I should'n have eaten them. *cough*)
Mattress Warning: Do not attempt to swallow (Aw, I wanted to see if I could unhinge my jaw like a snake!)
Pine Mountain Fire Logs Caution: Risk of fire (Good.)
Home Depot Treated Lumber Do not consume (for all you people who like to eat wood out there)
Hair Dryer Warning: Do not use while sleeping. (but that's the only time I have to do my hair!)
Road Sign Caution: water on road during rain. (Thank you, Captain Obvious)
Camera This camera will only work when film is inside. (so putting my fruit roll-up inside won't work?)
Soy Milk Shake well and buy often (I got nothing.)
Air Conditioner Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows. (Darn. I was looking forward to a good game of air conditioner toss.)
Iron Warning: Never iron clothes on the body. (Um, OW!!!!!!)
This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny to help him gain world domination.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that idea has been pronounced idear?)
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered! I love you starbucks!!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (Heck, yes!!)
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (I'm pretty sure I DO have it)
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
There is an ongoing narration inside your head, as if you are writing your life story in third person. (Ex: As (your name) was typing, a sudden desire of chocolate hit them.)
(copy that into your profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.
I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!"
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.
Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.
Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.
This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.
It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.
So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?
When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade
Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.
Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!" Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake." Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"
I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to push down the stairs! :)
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall, I laugh even harder
I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.
One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else
Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.
I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.
16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."
25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees."
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
30) I will not go to class skyclad.
31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."
37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.
39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.
40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of its clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"
41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.
42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
43) I will not lick Trevor.
44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.
48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.
50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
51) But yes, I will do it all anyways.
Random quiz thing I felt like doing:
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
"An 'x' tile represents the variable x. The '1' tile represents a positive 1. The '-1' tile represents the negative 1." The nearest book was my Algebra textbook, with a stupid algebra lab telling you how to use algebra blocks - as if it's a hard concept.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
An opened envelope 'cuz my dad's a pack rat
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
my mom's fan, the kitchen overhead fan, my mom sharpning a knife, and something sizzling in a pan, oh now mom put the knife down and picked up the cat and started lecturing to it that it isn't going to get any chicken. Oh, and the movie Eclipse.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
4:12 because my sister is annoying. She supposed to call mom when she gets home from school (at 4) and she still wasn't home. So I had to go find her. She was playing with her friend.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Annabeth137's profile. She is my friend from school. Good ol' Vi, anyway you can thank her for my profile becoming so much larger.
9. What are you wearing?
10. Did you dream last night?
Yup. I dreamt of Jasper attacking me then Edward saved me. Then, Jacob walked over (shirtless) and I ran into his arms, 'cuz nessie is way too young for him.
11. When did you last laugh?
eclipse - "oh my god... dad, i'm a virgin" *walks away* "glad we covored this"... "me too!"
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A lot of stuff including a painting of a pack of wolves :D
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Well, I've seen myself, does that count?
14. What do you think of this quiz?
completely random and pointless
15. What is the last film you saw?
In a theater: The odd life of timothy green
At home: eclipse (im watching it right now)
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
all of the twilight paraphinalia (and there goes my horrible spelling skills)
17. Tell me something that I don't know:
Ketchup was oricionally sold as medecine
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
create a new holiday - "twilight day"
19. Do you like to dance?
Sort of. Not really. Yeah.
20. George Bush:
looks like chimpanzee.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Juliana Bella ...
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Colden James ...
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
definately, technicaly already have(considered it -missed turn in date)
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Hey, glad to see you. Would you like to meet my mother?" (i love mother mary!) (church nerd- i played her in the stations of the cross :D)
Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!
1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Briizzle. Yeah, not great. Does that i thing even happen?
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Blue Bunny. I'm NOT ice cream!
3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Veronica Redwood
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Brobriseg ooo-kaaaaaaaay then, I'll be leaving
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Green Icee - I got nothing
6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): roveaan ummm, okay then?
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Mavourneen. hehehe. my dad can't say it more than less spell it. I can do both!
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Holly actually holly is black and white (my mom's kitty)
9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Mango dream - coooooooool!
10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory ) pink pegleg
11. YOUR STARBUCKS NAME (a name different from your real one you use at starbucks) Harmony Meyhem
12. YOUR KILLJOY NAME (just two random words, like Party Poison, or Jet Star) Clarinet Peacock
Twilight 10 Commandments
I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I.
You shall not take Edward Cullens name in vain.
Remember to keep release dates calendered.
Honor the Cullens for gracing you with their presence.
You shall not kill humans.
You shall not love both Edward and Jacob equally.
You shall not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they cant read them anymore.
You shall not lie, for Edward will know that you did anyways. (Unless he can't read your mind, and you are special, like Bella!)
You shall not covet Edward.
You shall not covet Edwards Volvo, or various Cullen cars.
The 6 Truths of Life
1. You can't lick all your teeth with your tongue
2.You just tried to do the above
3.The first one is a lie
4.You're smiling right now because you're realizing you're an idiot
5.You are going to post this on your page for some other sucker to read it
6.You're smiling like an idiot right now
1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15.Swat at flies that don't exist.
16.Tell people that you can see their aura.
17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird isgood. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
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