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Author has written 12 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Naruto.

The Hetalia pledge

I promise to remember Italy
whenever someone mentions pasta.
I promise to remember Germany
whenever someone says West.
I promise to remember Japan
whenever I see an Asian tourist taking pictures of brightly colored cake.
I promise to remember America
whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac.
I promise to remember England
whenever I watch Doctor Who.
I promise to remember France
whenever I see a rose.
I promise to remember China
whenever I see Hello Kitty.
I promise to remember Russia
whenever I see a lead pipe.
I promise to remember Lithuania
whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian.
I promise to remember Estonia
whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian.
I promise to remember Latvia
whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian.
I promise to remember Belarus
whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother.
I promise to remember Ukraine
whenever I hear and or see HUGE boobs.
I promise to remember Sweden
whenever I pass by an IKEA.
I promise to remember Finland
whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'.
I promise to remember Spain
whenever I see a tomato field.
I promise to remember Romano
whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing.
I promise to remember Hungary
whenever I see a frying pan.
I promise to remember Austria
whenever I hear someone play the piano.
I promise to remember Prussia
whenever I hear someone say AWESOME!
I promise to remember Poland
whenever I pass a Valley Girl.
I promise to remember Switzerland
whenever I see a guy with a gun.
I promise to remember Liechtenstein
whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair.
I promise to remember Turkey
whenever I think about Phantom of the Opera.
I promise to remember Greece
whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat.
I promise to remember Egypt
whenever I see a pyramid and/or triangle.
I promise to remember Canada
whenever I see pancakes.
I promise to remember Cuba
whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream.
I promise to remember Sealand
whenever I see a boat.
I promise to remember Grandpa Rome
whenever I see someone way to young to be a grandfather.
I promise to remember Germania
whenever I see Legolas from LOTR.
I promise to remember Holy Rome
whenever I see a boy too nervous to confess that he loves someone.
This I pledge as a Hetalian. I have promised my brother and sister Hetalians to draw a complete circle.
Marukaite Chikyuu.

The Naruto Pledge

I promise to remember Naruto,
whenever I see ramen.
I promise to remember Sasuke,
Whenever some mentions revenge.
I promise to remember Sakura,
when someone useless does something useful.
I promise to remember Kakashi,
Whenever I see a man reading porn in public.
I promise to remember Shikamaru,
Whenever someone says troublesome and drag.
I promise to remember Choji
Whenever I see a butterfly.
I promise to remember Ino
Whenever I see two rivals.
I promise to remember Asumu,
When I see a cigar.
I promise I’ll remember Neji,
Whenever someone mentions destiny.
I promise to remember Tenten,
When I see a person with two buns.
I promise to remember Rock Lee,
When I see someone determined and devoted in someone.
I promise to remember Gai Sensei,
When I see white shiny teeth and big eyebrows.
I promise to remember Hinata,
When someone overcomes their nerves.
I promise to remember Kiba,
When I see a boy devoted to his pet.
I promise to remember Shino,
When I see children playing with insects.
I promise to remember Karunai,
When I see a caring woman.
I promise to remember Gaara,
Whenever I see the Kanji for love.
I promise to remember Konkuro,
When I see a boy wearing purple makeup.
I promise to remember Temari,
Whenever I see a caring big sister.
I promise to remember Tsunade,
When I see an old woman gambling.
I promise to remember Shizune
Whenever I see someone who loves pigs.
I promise to remember Jiraiya,
Whenever I see a pervert.
I promise to remember Minato and Kushina,
When parents devote their lives to their child.
I promise to remember Zabuza,
Whenever I see swords with holes in them.
I promise to remember Haku,
Whenever someone mentions ‘snow angel’
I promise to remember Kimimaru,
Whenever I see white flowers by lakes.
I promise to remember Kabuto,
Whenever I see grey hair and glasses.
I promise to remember Orochimaru,
Whenever I see snakes with yellow eyes.
I promise to remember Pein,
Whenever I see piercings,
I promise to remember Konan,
Whenever I see origami.
I promise to remember Zetsu,
Whenever I see a venus fly trap.
I promise to remember Tobi,
When someone mentions lollipops.
I promise to remember Kakazu,
Whenever I see stitches.
I promise to remember Hidan,
When I see scythes.
I promise to remember Sasori,
Whenever someone mentions Pinocchio.
I promise to remember Deidara,
Whenever I see art or an explosion.
I promise to remember Kisame,
When I see people being judged on appearance.
I promise to remember Itachi,
When a brother loves his sibling so much that he would die for them.

This I pledge to Naruto. I have promised to remember them when these things are seen or mentioned and may we never forget the joy these people have brought to us.

--xx Kayla

--xx Carolynn


20 Ways of WWIII Starting:

1. England learns how to cook

2. Romano ate wurst

3. Germany refuses beer

4. Switzerland hates cheese

5. America goes on a diet

6. Prussia becomes a nation once more!

7. Russia became one with everyone

8. Sealand becomes the riches country

9. Italy is the strongest and bravest country

10. Canada's noticed

11. Romano hugs Germany

12. Netherlands and Spain becomes BFF

13. Japan didn't sense the mood

14. China kills Panda

15. Sweden can have a full conversation

16. Poland wears pants

17. Belarus rejects her brother

18. Ukraine's bust got bigger o.O

19. The Baltics stand up for themselves

20. Hetalia is erased from everyone's minds


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this


7 STEPS TO HAPPINESS:

THINK LESS, FEEL MORE

FROWN LESS, SMILE MORE

TALK LESS, LISTEN MORE

JUDGE LESS, ACCEPT MORE

WATCH LESS, DO MORE

COMPLAIN LESS, APPRECIATE MORE

FEAR LESS LOVE MORE


WHAT EVER YOU DECIDE TO DO, MAKE SURE IT MAKES YOU HAPPY

HAPPINESS IS A PERFUME YOU CAN'T SPREAD WITHOUT GETTING A FEW DROPS ON YOURSELF

HAPPINESS IS A DIRECTION, NOT A PLACE

BEING HAPPY DOESN'T MEAN THAT EVERYTHING IS PERFECT. IT MEANS THAT YOU'VE DECIDED TO LOOK BEYOND THE IMPERFECTIONS


My Life Motto:

Life sucks, deal with it!


.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.
Total: 5

.:WATER:.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.
Total: 2

.:EARTH:.
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 6

.:AIR:.
You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.
Total: 3

.:DARKNESS:.
You spend most of your time alone
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much.
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.
Total: 6

.:LIGHT:.
You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.
Total: 4

Earth and Darkness, what a strange combination...


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be gay.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber-sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.


Which Hetalia character are you?

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[x]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
[ ]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[x]You're very happy-go-lucky.
[ ]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
[ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
[x]You're a good artist.
[x]You can be clumsy at times. (All the time.)
[ ]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
[ ]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ]You would surrender in a war situation.
(4/10)

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[x]You're very stoic and serious.
[ ]Sausages are your favourite foods.
[ ]You like to walk your dog.
[ ]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[x]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
[x]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
[x]You work very hard.
[x]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.
[x]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
[ ]You've had issues with money once or twice.
(6/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[x]You're very mature
[ ]You think everything over before saying it.
[x]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
[x]You isolated yourself during childhood.
[ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time.
[ ]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
[x]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
[ ]You're good at practical tasks.
[ ] You need time to adjust to new people.
(4/10)

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[ ]You love hamburgers.
[x]You think you're awesome. (I am awesome)
[ ]You love to invent things.
[x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.
[ xYou can seem to be very brash to other people.
[ ]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
[x]You're terrified of ghosts.
[ ]You know aliens exist. (I am a Time Lord)
[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.
[x]You wear glasses.
(4/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[ ]You like tea.
[x]You were quite tough as a kid.
[x]You're very sarcastic and cynical.
[ ]Your cooking is awful. (My cooking is BEAUTIFUL.)
[x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[x]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[ ]You have tried doing black magic before.
[x]You get drunk quite easily.
[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
[ ]You're good at embroidery.
(5/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[ ]You're very affectionate.
[ ]You think you have a great fashion sense.
[x]You like wine.
[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
[x]You love red roses.
[ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
[ ]You're very proud of yourself.
[x]You love culture and the arts.
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You say you're a gourmet .
(3/10)

Russia(Ivan Braginski)

[x]You had a very sad childhood.
[ ]You're very tall.
[x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities.
[ ]You wear a scarf all the time.
[x]You love sunflowers.
[x]You love vodka.
[x]You can seem intimidating to other people.
[ xYou're very strong.
[ ]You have a big nose.
[x]You have a strange laugh that can scare people.
(6/10)

China (Wang Yao)

[x]You're very mature.
[x]You're very superstitious.
[x]You're very religious.
[ ]You love pandas.
[x]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
[ ] You love Hello Kitty.
[x]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[x]You work hard.
[x]You're good at drawing.
[ ]You like sweets .
(7/10)

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[x]You are very well-raised.
[x]You're polite.
[x]You love classical music.
[x]You like cake.
[ ]You have a mole on your face.
[x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.
[x]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.
[ ]You've composed music before.
[ ]You tend to call people 'morons'
[x]You wear glasses.
(7/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[x]You're often ignored by people.
[x]You look younger than you actually are.
[x]You love hockey.
[ ]You love polar bears.
[ ]You hate fighting.
[ ]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.
[ ]You often get mistaken for someone else.
[ ]You feel under-appreciated.
[ ]You're bilingual.
[ ]You always carry a bear with you.
(3/10)

Cuba

[ ]You smoke.
[x]You're very physically strong.
[ ]You've won a lot of fist-fights.
[ ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.
[ ]You like hot weather.
[x]You can be very friendly from time to time.
[x]You look very tough on the outside.
[ ]You make a very nice role-model.
[ ]You don't let people get a word in edgeways.
(4/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[x]You have a potty-mouth.
[ ]You like to wear flowers in your hair.
[x]You used to be a very tough kid.
[ ]You're very reliable.
[x]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.
[ ]You're very faithful.
[x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
[ ]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.
[x] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.
(6/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[ ]You're very loyal.
[ ]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.
[x]You're very serious.
[x]You have a lot of patience.
[ ]You think too much about philosophical stuff.
[x]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
[x]You're not very confident.
[ ]You were quite rebellious as a child.
[ ]People tend to walk all over you.
[ ]You're a born worrier.
(4/10)

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[x]You're quite hyperactive.
[x]You can be quite goofy.
[ ]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.
[ ]You're very wary of strangers.
[ ] It takes you ages to come out of your shell.
[x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.
[x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.
[ ]You love pansies and corn-poppies.
[ ]You get up to lots of crazy antics.
(4/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

[x]You're quite mean-spirited.
[x]You're a bit of a hooligan.
[ ]You're very loyal.
[x]You're very good at tactics.
[ ]You hate Russia.
[ ]You love to fight people.
[ ]You can avoid marriages quite well.
[x]You're not always taken seriously.
[x]You like drinking.
[x]You want to become stronger.
(6/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[x]You are clueless about things around you.
[x]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.
[x]You're very responsible.
[ ]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.
[ ]You love churros.
[ ]You help people in crisis.
[x]You are quite random.
[ ]Somehow, you like bananas.
[ ]You often offer food to people.
[x]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers. (Um, YEAH)
(5/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[x]You tend to overreact a lot.
[x]You like to order people around.
[x]You're a scaredy-cat.
[x]You curse a lot.
[x]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.
[x]You tend to blush easily.
[x]You are lazy like hell.
[x]You love tomatoes a lot.
[x]You fix yourself on stupid matters.
[x]You get defensive at the slightest comment.
(10/10)

100% Kickass :D :D :D :D


"I am Hungary"
"Maybe you should Czech the kitchen"
"I'm Russian to the kitchen!"
"Maybe you will find some Turkey."
"We have some but it's covered in a layer of Greece..."
"Ew, there is Norway you can eat that!"
"I think I'll settle for a can of Chile"
"That sounds accepting, I would love a Canada Chile as well!"
"Denmark your name on the can!"
"Are you two China be funny?"

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Remember Auschwitz by Italian Pasta Lover reviews
Feliciano Vargas, living in the wrong place at the wrong time. He is a homosexual captured by the SS and brought to the largest concentration camp in Europe, Auschwitz-Birkenau. There (Along with his brother who he was captured with) He's starved, beaten and worked like anyone else. But what will happen when A certain SS officer begins to take notice of him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,665 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] S. Italy/Romano, Prussia
The Existence of Love is Optional by Liesel Fogel reviews
Antonio just wants to get laid. Lovino has a secret he will take to the grave. When Antonio is assigned to be Lovino's therapist, he gets a little too involved in Lovino's life and begins to understand what Lovino's life is really like and the dark secrets he carries.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 81,144 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano, France, Prussia
But in the Silence Between by Xazz reviews
Altair and Malik finally meet after talking for years online. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/29 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Please Stop Acting Like You Care by THIS-IS-NOT-SPARTA reviews
Antonio is the new Spanish teacher at the boarding school he used to attend. Aside from teaching, he has also been asked to befriend and mentor Lovino, a troubled teenager on a path of self destruction after causing an accident that ruined many lives. Can Antonio save him from himself, even when his own world falls apart? Suicideattempt/BoyxBoy/Bullying/selfharm
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,694 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Butterscotch Jellybeans by NekoVengers
RusGer blowjob. EDIT: AS SAID BEFORE, I CAUGHT FF ON A BAD DAY AND IT SCREWED UP MY FORMATTING, LUCKY ME. YOU CAN READ IT NOW...HOPEFULLY.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 645 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 3/15 - [Germany, Russia] - Complete
Love Machine by Xazz reviews
What happens when a robot who can love falls in love with a robot who can't? -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,753 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11 - Altaïr, Desmond M., Malik - Complete
Queen of Brutstätte by Miss Nicole Brandy reviews
The time is World War II, only - instead of Jews - Hitler is ordering the extermination of all male omegas & female alphas, seeing them as disgraces to society. Ludwig is in charge of a "camp," believing in the Führer's words, but he has a secret: his brother, an omega. AU, yaoi, Omegaverse. Rated M for future smut, character deaths, offensive language, non-con, and so much more.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,609 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Germany, Prussia, N. Italy]
One Snowy Day by JJ-chan100 reviews
On one of the coldest days of December, after being kicked out of his apartment, all Hidan needed was a ride. And the masked man who drives up will give hime a ride that was much more than he bargained for! Rated M for Hidan's mouth and future content!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,721 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Can You Shine My Shoes? by Loreyulia reviews
Ludwig Beilschmidt is a born and bred German man, who leaves behind his wealth to go abroad, and further his career in Architecture. He finds himself in The Big Apple, and here is where he meets a small Italian man, who changes his entire life. A/U set in late 1960's New York. Pairings include GerIta, USxUK, and SpaMano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,311 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 9/25/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, England/Britain, America
Can I Trust You? by KupoKro reviews
Hidan lived with his father in Japan, when his father dies he moves to Texas to live with his mom. Only problem is, he can't speak English. Being thrown into an English school and having to have a translator follow him doesn't help either. Kakuzu x Hidan / KakuHida - Shy!Hidan - Rated for language & sexual references.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,804 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Love Was Never A Problem by CreamPuffBunny reviews
Medieval fantasy AU. Alfred is married to Ludwig, the king. Throughout their marriage, Alfred strives to make Ludwig more fun and romantic while keeping honest and loyal in his vows. Things get complicated when another man comes along. Can Ludwig recognize the issues in his relationship? Or will he lose Alfred due to his stubbornness and pride? First person POV. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,813 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23 - [America, Germany] Russia, Prussia - Complete
Feeling the Music in Life by NessaYume reviews
*Imagine Series* It was like dancing. Everything he did, he moved in such a fluid motion that your eyes couldn't keep up. Why he ever thought his love making would be any different, he wasn't sure. *Spamano*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/13 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Knight In White Satin by CreamPuffBunny reviews
A RusPrus one-shot. Ivan is a gravekeeper who falls in love with a knight that comes every day to mourn the death of a dear friend. Watching from afar, Ivan falls in love with him. Once they finally meet, it will be a love that would never die. One carries a lantern, the other a sword. Together they are one. Character death. AU Altered History. IvanxGilbert
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,133 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Published: 1/12 - [Prussia, Russia] Germany - Complete
Do You Love? - KakuHida by Jwolf1999 reviews
Hidan asks Kakuzu a series of question. I promise the story is better than it sounds! Warning: BL, specifically KakuHida. Disclaimer: I own nothing. (Well, maybe the plot, but that's about it) Rated T for Hidan's mouth. Please Read and Review! :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
They Don't Know You Like I Do by AwkwardCloud reviews
Lovino Vargas and Antonio Fernandez Carriedo are two young men of seemingly different, yet strangely similar worlds. It's not every day that a prison chef falls for a convicted murder and vice versa. How long will such a relationship last? Spamano (with hints of other ships). Prison AU. Romano's POV.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
RusGer NedGer AmeGer One-sentence drabbles by NekoVengers reviews
Exactly what the title says themes are Angst, AU, Crack, Crossover, First Time, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Smut *waggles eyebrows*, and UST. I swear to the lord, I am so proud of the NedGer part.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/2 - Germany, America, Russia, Netherlands - Complete
Something like Gravity by PrinceofElsinore reviews
Five years ago Ludwig's world fell apart. When his brother suddenly decides to come home for Christmas and start making amends, Ludwig isn't so sure he's ready to forgive. Written for the Germancest Secret Santa 2013. Human AU, brotherxbrother incest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,477 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Gilbert's German Christmas by CaitVamp reviews
This is a one-shot, and a secret santa gift I did for tumblr and am publishing it here ! Gilbert wakes up on the 6th of December to find that he didn't get what he wanted, all because he was a bad boy and Germany is going to give him a good punishment. This includes smut and yaoi and malexmale. Don't like, don't read. But It does have such smutty goodness inside !
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Red Giants by BananaNutCrunch reviews
Romano, a sassy porn star. Stage name: Feliciano. It's nice, at first, but it turns out that coffee and Spanish men tend to change situations quite dramatically.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Red Christmas by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
Germany should have known by now what Italy was going to get her for Christmas, "But Italy, this is a thong!" Fem!Germany x Fem!Italy drabble
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2013 - [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
Confessions: and their consequences by Animerity reviews
Ludwig and Prussia confess to each other that they both are attracted to men- not women. Later, they confess that they're attracted to each other. The rest is what happens because of their confessions. Rated M for later chapters!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,260 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Germany, Prussia
Goodnight Noises Everywhere by CreamPuffBunny reviews
The streets are hard for the destitute and the poor in a rapidly growing city. After leaving the workhouse, Gilbert finds himself surviving on the streets, homeless and ill. Ivan is an escaped convict from the mental ward of the city's worst prison. They meet each other one stormy night while hiding inside an old burnt church. Needing companionship, they stick together to survive.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,608 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - [Russia, Prussia] - Complete
The Gamble by Libby16 reviews
Lovino had yet to roll that perfect snake eyes, and quite honestly he did not see what was so great about feeling like a special little snowflake for a night. Sex was sex and money was money. That's the way the business worked, and so he continued to roll his threes and nines. Prostitute!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/20/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Lemme sleep here tonight by onyxeyez reviews
Oneshot. M/M. Lemon. Slight bondage. Kakuzu and Hidan stick in a love hotel and Hidan's lewd curiosity causes bad things. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
When the Dead Do Not Rest by PrinceofElsinore reviews
"They do not know. What happens in the night. What has happened for so long, even before…" 18th century human AU, based on the legend of the Nachzehrer. Warning: themes include suicide, implied incest, autocannibalism, and general creepy undead stuff. Rotting bodies, the like.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Un Poco Demasiado Tarde by Luddy1217 reviews
Antonio and Lovino have been dating for three months. That's not long, but it's long enough to fall in love. What happens when the BTT interferes with Antonio? The title translates to "A Little Too Late" and was supplied for me by my friend. Warning: EXTREME ANGST and character death
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Their Mess by maimeya reviews
The things Hidan do will get him, alone, or together with Kakuzu, all messy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
KakuHida: A lady and the tramp moment by Snowstormharlequin
Kakuzu and Hidan go to a restaurant and have a moment...Yaoi rated for cussing and sexual innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Savoring Saccharine by SaviieSparks reviews
Lovino Vargas has had a rather tough life, losing his parents when he was 8 and his Nonno when he was 16. However, his alternate, Romano, hasn't had it easy either what with all the fights and horrible memories that Lovino's to scared to remember. And now to make matters worse, they have to live with a babbling idiot who is obsessed with tomatoes and his dark side, Espana.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,542 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Inside Out by gilboob reviews
It had been five weeks after Gilbert came home from the other side of the Berlin Wall. No one expected him to be the same as before, not even Ludwig. He knew Gilbert was broken, and he assumed he would be the one to fix him as he did so many times before. But no one could foresee the change that occurred so deep within Gilbert it would change his perspective on his brother complete
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Perfect Picture by Sympathy for the Lost Love reviews
Summary: Kakuzu and Hidan have another argument. Kakuzu storms out, wanting a new life. then he remembers when the picture was perfect. how? just T in case
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Unfortunate Side Effects by xotakux2002x reviews
Hidan has to perform a ritual. Kakuzu has to endure the effects of that ritual. Not a pleasant experience for anyone. kakuhidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Fratello's date by Sheena Wilde reviews
Veneziano is watching TV one evening, after Germany told him that he couldn't stay for the night, because he was busy. He only remembers that he shouldn't be home at all, because his brother has a date when it's too late... Rated M for smut. Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] N. Italy - Complete
That One Rainy Day by Aentiaa reviews
On one rainy day, Lovino Vargas goes to his study group to find no one but his best friend Antonio Fernandez Carriedo. They soon become bored and decided to play a game where you ask an eraser a question and depending which side it lands reveals an answer. "Does Antonio Fernandez Carriedo love Lovino Vargas?" Spamano Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Never Again by Nenshou Mirai reviews
Hidan gets a bit reckless with his ceremony for Lord Jashin and Kakuzu has to take care of his injured companion, all the while Hidan has conflicted feelings over their recent encounter with the shinobi from Konoha. KakuHida which is yaoi, don't like it don't read it. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Court's Fate by aliendroid reviews
Itachi was traveling from fief to fief meeting lords and getting to know the kingdom that would one day be his, when he met with the most infuriating demon ever. If Fate was kind he would have been able to outrun the dominant, but Fate isn't kind and had deemed this demon was to be his mate. First in the Three Kingdoms Universe. YAOI KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,012 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - [Itachi U., Kisame H.] - Complete
Hey Kakuzu by ZaSasukeGreatWarrior reviews
Hidan is feeling neglected and lonely. Trying to find someone to hang out with fails him and so he returns to his room only to find that Kakuzu changed his mind. Fluff? Eh but cute. Its my first of this couple. Rated T for cussing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Itachi U., Deidara, Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
When One Door Closes by Sierra Wood reviews
Spain has left Romano for Italy. Italy has moved in with Spain leaving Germany with only Prussia for company. But what happens when Prussia finds a drunk Romano at the bar one night? Rated for Romano's potty mouth. Hints of other pairings. *cough*USUK*cough*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 9/7/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, Germany] [N. Italy, Spain]
The Last Person You'd Expect This From by Bag Of Badgers reviews
When "using remote-controlled vibrators on your significant other at UN meetings" is brought up, you really don't expect it'd be about Germany. Maybe Italy. Definitely not Germany. Except it is. GerIta, do not give to small children.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2013 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
The Pool Boy by Smexis reviews
AU where Lovino is a rich teenager that spends his days at his Grandpa's club where he secretely checks out the hot pool boy, Antonio. Language is more or less clean, with a few curse words here and there.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Spain, Ancient Rome - Complete
Give Me What I Want When I Want It by StrwbrryChoco reviews
I'm so tired of Kakuzu being the old man he is. He never pays attention to me. All I want is for him to understand how I feel, but I don't think he will ever understand. I'm so ready to be loved...in bed of course. KakuzuxHidan. Warning: Very Explicit Smex; Don't like, I beg of you not to read. Graphic. Read&Review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,969 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hetalia: Hell's Tango by Bai-Marionette reviews
AU The young male was often seen in one of the girls' dresses, singing atop a piano. That's how he found him. He was beautiful; pure, ripe for the taking. However, he couldn't bring himself to silence that pretty voice…Demon!GermanyxFlapper!Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,024 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
Heat by Awesome Empress reviews
Suddenly falling to my knees, my eyes widened. I couldn't move my legs! A rather loud thud against glass made me turn and fix my gaze on the nearest window. There was Marshall Lee again, but he had a different look in those bloodthirsty eyes. The way they raked over my now shaking form unabashedly, scared me. Hard Yaoi, somewhat drugged Gumball and a cute & humorous ending.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball - Complete
You Look So Good in Love by animefreak9708 reviews
Antonio and Lovino break up and Lovi finds love with someone else. Songfic, human names used, one-sided Spamano, Prumano. I'm really sorry, i suck at summaries. Please read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano, Prussia - Complete
Hair by GrimmHansel reviews
Hidan loves Kakuzu's hair. To him it added an unexpected softness. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Rising Apostle by Red Turk reviews
Hidan is a young orphan under the care of a widowed pig farmer, and is known for being Yugakure's trouble child. On top of tourists, and up coming Chunin Exams, a mysterious monk approaches him with information of a strange and ancient deity called Jashin; morphing and changing his views on shinobi life entirely, and giving him the direction in life he desperately sought. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,685 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu, Jashin - Complete
Let's Get Physical! by Rootallica615 reviews
With nothing to do on their day off, Kakuzu and Hidan are left to entertain themselves. What surprise awaits Kakuzu when he returns to the base after running some errands? Cute little plot with smut. No blood, no kinks, just hawtness. KakuHida yaoi. May be considered OOC but I don't really think so. :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Mr Park Man by BloodiLoveli reviews
Such a sweet, innocent boy, Antonio was. His friend, Mr. Park Man, as Antonio liked to call him, was anything but innocent, though. Antonio's parents told him to stop talking to the older man, but Antonio didn't listen. Maybe he just should have... RomanoXSpain Shota.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Forever and Always by BeatrixLaFayette
When Antonio is late coming home from work, Lovino begins to worry. Soon enough, he gets a call, which makes him rethink the proposal Antonio had offered him a few months prior. Does he want to be with Antonio? Forever and always. Songfic - Forever and Always by Parachute; no real lyrical elements involved, don't worry. ONESHOT.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/24/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Vargas Approved by xXxXLupicideXxXx reviews
Spain has an interesting night at the brothel he works in. /Shit summary, awesomely fucked up story!/ Dark fic. WARNINGS INSIDE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/23/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Window shopping by Cicatrix6 reviews
There's a creepy old man with a thing for a certain hot blond boy. There's also a creepy not-so-old man with a thing for a certain hot blond boy. And finally, there's a certain hot blond boy with a thing for a creepy not-so-old man. barspoon's drabble challenge: Oblivious!Naruto with stalker/seducer who disappears at jealous!Kakashi watching over him. [kakashiXnaruto KakaNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2013 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Worst yet Best Day of my Life by Life Exorcist reviews
(Warning: May be crackish.) Germany and Romano are dating! Well, not really. Romano convinced Germany to fake date him so Romano could prove a point about something. How does Italy react to this? How does SPAIN react to this? Told from Germany's point of view. Only rated T because I'm paranoid.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Germany, S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy, Spain - Complete
Building Blocks and Condom Boxes by SYNdicate 930 reviews
AU. Romano, a young kindergarten teacher, is finding it increasingly hard to come up with rent money by the ends of each month now, so he decides getting a roommate to help alleviate the stress of paying for everything himself would be the best solution. However, all he needs now is a solution for handling his new roommate, Antonio, the pornstar. HIATUS (info on why on profile)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,678 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] [France, England/Britain]
Snap Judgment by CreamPuffBunny reviews
Ivan is a photographer who one day discovers that an old bully and heartthrob of his, Gilbert, models for various magazines. Eager to reunite with him, Ivan gets a job as Gilbert's private photographer. But Gilbert is not the same as Ivan remembers him and things have changed. It's up to Ivan to bring back the old Gilbert one snapshot at a time. AU, IvanxGilbert, summary inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 114,834 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - [Russia, Prussia] - Complete
Star Dancers by MrsKakuzu reviews
Hidan's birthday smexy fiction! Hidan wakes up on his birthday SICK! Kakuzu knows it's his 21st birthday and plans to give him a birthday surprise, that hopefully Hidan will forget! Rated M for birthday boy and his Seme, Explict Yaoi one shot! Rated M for language and yaoi themes!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,417 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
One And Only Shot by Mystrothedefender reviews
Prussia tells Italy that only he knows how to please Germany, and Italy is eager to know. GRAPHIC GUY ON GUY ON GUY SLASH. M FOR A GODDAMN REASON. DON'T MOAN ABOUT THE CONTENT, I AM WARNING YOU NOW!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, Prussia - Complete
Spamano: Wings by Bad Touch Tomato reviews
It was a chilly night, Lovino didn't expect any out of the ordinary. Just hunting for blood with his lover. But just when Lovino thinks that Antonio blows him off. He gets a lot more than what he bargained for. Vamp!Spain, Vamp!Romano, Pure Sex/Yaoi. Commish on Deviantart.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Before Winter Ended by StarnightX reviews
Kakuzu hasn't spoken to Hidan in 8 years since the end of high school, just when winter would turn into spring. He now finds himself the financial adviser of the Uchiha Medical Group, and learns that Hidan has become a porn star. Even though Hidan is well…Hidan, Kakuzu can hardly believe it. Oneshot. AU. Yaoi/BL. Rated M for mentions of sexual situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu, Akatsuki - Complete
On The Edge by Itachis-Only reviews
Lovino has been alone for years, trapped in his younger brother's shadow, and he's finally reached the end of his rope. He can't handle the loneliness any longer. So, he does what anyone as lonely as him would do; he turns to suicide. Only, before he can do it, he gets caught, and gains a one way ticket to a handsome therapist. Yaoi. Spamano. GerIta. Rated T for language!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Promises are meant to be broken by Mars and Kitkat reviews
Lovino just can't accept it. No... Antonio was supposed... he said he'd be his forever. He promised they'd... be together forever. The pain's building, and the Italian can only see one clear way he'd pull himself through. And it's finally time to say goodbye to all. Past Spamano, Suicide, Two-shot, Current SpaIta, Completely rewritten
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Heartbreaker by Echoes of Shadows reviews
Sometimes the best things happen unexpectedly. Certainly this is Antonio's opinion at the moment. The handsome stranger he met upon moving to a new town in Italy seems to be able to do almost no wrong. Until he digs a little deeper below the surface and begins to discover an unsettling reputation. And if the rumours are true, is it wise to trust a man known as 'The Heartbreaker?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,180 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Shades of Innocence by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
Feliciano Vargas was just a man in the wrong place at the wrong time. Sent down for a crime he didn't commit; Italy meets and falls for a German inmate who is imprisoned for life for an unspeakable crime. An unlikely bond is formed between these two and Feliciano discovers that there's more to this heartless criminal than meets the eye. Gerita, USUK, Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,302 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Shower by Scarlet Path reviews
Ludwig was suffering from stress after the World Meeting. Going to his Hotel room, he decides to have a shower...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Germany, Russia - Complete
Gives you Hell by The Crack Fairy reviews
Hidan, a successful writer, has to face a fate worse than death: meet his ex boyfriend at a high school reunion. But don't worry, he has a plan... KakuHidan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,593 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Irresistible by KatyLiz10 reviews
HidaKaku drabble. An awkward moment between the Zombie Combo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Learning the Lesson by Lady-Pyrien reviews
prize fic. Dark!fic. Pirate!Spain. Romano has always been a bit mean and disrespectful, but one day, he takes the insults a bit too far and Spain snaps.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,529 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 4/4/2012 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
Sweet Dreams by xKISMETx reviews
Obedient, cute, adoring henchman. Possessive, passive, emotionless boss. A very bad combination. It all depends on the perspective. (2p!Spamano *SHOTA* It didn't exist, until now. De nada. ¡Feliz cumpleaños Mami! ))
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Path to Darkness by Makkoska reviews
Hidan's resemblance to someone important in his past makes Kakuzu act recklessly and he suffers an accident. The priest has to face the consequences, although he doesn't find them that terrible… A KakuHida fic, with flashbacks to Kakuzu's history. Please heed the rating and the warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,473 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - [Kakuzu, Hidan] [Madara U., Hashirama S.] - Complete
Welcome Home by CountItNot reviews
After naught but two days appart, Ivan really can't wait to return to his rabbit.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Immortal Kiss by sailorgreywolf reviews
Vampire AU. Ludwig is a vampire slayer and he has finally crossed the line and angered a powerful vampire. Ivan decides to take his revenge on Ludwig through his brother. A game of cat and mouse ensues. RussiaXPrussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,101 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Prussia, Russia - Complete
Traitor by Alexandrea Venice reviews
Italy in truth is a very secretive and a pokerface, in WW2 he was placed in the mission to bring the Nazi down, by this he needed to quit being an allied and become an axis to fool his new group. He was having a success upon this but he was having seconds thoughts after what he felt to Germany. Gerita and a little mentions of other pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,816 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 10/25/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Suicide Note - Germany by nitemaren reviews
I figured Hey what the hell.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Germany
Do You Believe Me Now, Antonio? by LovinoRomaVargas reviews
Antonio and Lovino Get in a fight, Antonio leaves Lovino for Feliciano...Only to realize Lovino was the One he actually loved...But Is it Too Late? Song Fic- Do you Believe me now-Jimmy Wayne WARNING: Character Death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Brother Watching by Tak Dragon reviews
Lovino is spying at his brother, who is on his first date with the German, Ludwig. But then, he finds that he's not alone... Prumano smut, do not read if you don't like yaoi or smut!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/16/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Prussia] - Complete
Strictly Forbidden by macaronisofa reviews
"Hidan, you know this is strictly forbidden in a place like this, right?" Hidan and Kakuzu engage in some activities that are strictly forbidden in a place like the one they are in. Rated M for yaoi and Hidan' mouth. Not good with summaries, storty is better than it sounds. Just read. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
And When the Earth Shall Claim Your Limbs by words without reviews
After an attack on their village leaves them orphaned and desperate, Malik and Kadar become Al Mualim's newest pupils. Altair, the master's star novice, is less than thrilled, but all Malik cares about is keeping his little brother safe... -Altair/Malik-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 216,803 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Malik, Altaïr, Kadar, Al Mualim - Complete
Cries Of A Wolf by Sugary.-.Snow reviews
-Rated M for lemon and partial rape- Lovino goes trick or treating with his brother and encounters a strange man he's heard many horrible stories about. He ends up in a predicament with this 'monster' and must find a way out. Or find out that the man isn't all that he seems to be.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Hardly Eternity by Makkoska reviews
The Edo Tensei ends but Kakuzu manages to stay alive. He can't die yet, not when he has an important thing to do. He has to rescue Hidan. Warnings for yaoi, some gore and violence, coarse language, a bit of angst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,691 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - [Kakuzu, Hidan] - Complete
If It's Love by chibi-excel reviews
Five year old Antonio makes friends with a fifteen year old Lovino. Things happen and he ends up being turned 20 by a 'fairy' who turns out to be an angel. This may or may not be a parody of shojo manga*cough* Spamano GerIta PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,179 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Stranger Things Have Happened by Makkoska reviews
When Hidan is captured by a group of shinobi hunting for him, Kakuzu grudgingly has to come to his rescue. It brings changes to their relationship in a way neither of them anticipated. Be warned for yaoi, language, gore, violence. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,961 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - [Kakuzu, Hidan] - Complete
As Time Passes by Himuro Miharu reviews
Antonio, he's the enigma I can't seem to a child I thought he was stupid, ignorant to the ways of the world. As I got older however, I saw that wasn't the was a mask. There is a small non-descript rape scene between Spain and young!Romano, didn't want it originally, but it didn't flow without it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Immortal Perfection by Mettlei reviews
Just a pwp with bondage and ...slightly unwilling Hidan. Graphic Yaoi. OOC-ness. Kakuzu/Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
A Little Piece of Heaven Spamano by LordofAmus reviews
Based on the song A Little Piece of Heaven by Avenged Sevenfold but not a songfic. Antonio is living in the past on his pirate days. He only has Lovino by his side. He asks Lovino to marry him but when Lovino doesn't answer, he takes matters upon his own hand. Story is better than description, I promise. Contains violence, gore, character death, and gay marriage.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,628 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/21/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Misunderstandings by TomatoPiranha reviews
Germany gets a call from Italy, he was captured by the enemy... again. Germany goes to America and England's hideout to save his friend but hears something naughty going on between England and America with Italy still sitting in the same room. Rated T just to be safe for Germany's perverted thoughts. Ohh Germany you perv. lol
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/14/2012 - N. Italy, Germany
Kismet by Lady-Pyrien reviews
Lovino learns the hard way that things change and that they can change quickly. The necklace fell and now he's in a strange land far from home. Will he ever see his brother again? Will he find his way home? Or will he discover home is where the heart is? Fate is a strange woman and can work in mysterious ways. SpaMano, Picture by Lilou chan on DA
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 52 - Words: 174,431 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] France, Belgium - Complete
Strange Occurrences by xKainexx reviews
Romano is observing his brother at a conference, and keeps wondering, 'Why him...' But later at night, when Germany shows up at a bar, it leads to a very unexpected confession... Fail Summary is fail. Rated T for Romano's mouth. Couple: Germany/Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Germany, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The lemon tree by Happymood reviews
AU Lovino didn't want to be a slave in that scary mansion. He needed to break free. But the fight for independence is a difficult path, and falling in love with the man that destroyed his life doesn't make things easier. Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,978 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
My Manipulated Misfortune by CreamPuffBunny reviews
Ludwig is a young doctor at a human testing facility. He meets a patient named Gilbert and is assigned to him. Upon seeing the dark acts that go on behind closed doors, Ludwig will have to make a choice between his career or his humanity. AU/Germancest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 96,369 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - [Germany, Prussia] - Complete
Confessions Underground by CountItNot reviews
Gilbert's stubbornness caused him trouble, and now he has to risk his life in a coal mine for money. However, he had no idea things would go wrong... AU RussiaXPrussia story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,077 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Second Best isn't so Bad by Amairam0 reviews
Romano was the black sheep, the outcast, the loner, the evil twin who was cynical about love and it only gets worse when the guy he fell in love with marries his gentle twin brother…but things look up when he is comforted by an unexpected blonde German who's had his eye on him for a while.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Germany, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Scandalous by masruiiiik reviews
Hidan was just going to grab a late-night snack when he saw Sasori and Deidara doing something absolutely... scandalous. On the kitchen counter no less. Maybe he and Kakuzu should try it sometime. Mentions of SasoDei and KakuHida. Crack-fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Teacher Of Love by The Akatsuki Wolf reviews
So Much Pain. No one to turn to. No one to talk to. Suddenly, He's There. But can he get past this young albino's walls, and see how broken he truly is?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Yuuwaku by Gyaku no Sekai reviews
"About the only time losing is more fun than winning is when you're fighting temptation." -Tom Wilson. Kakuzu is tempted. Kakuzu x Fem!Hidan, very M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Innocent by The Akatsuki Wolf reviews
When Hidan reaches the age hormones start to attack him, what's going to happen when he sees his half naked partner coming out of the shower? Let's find out...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
I'm sick! by akebou reviews
A fluffy KakuHida one-shot! Hidan's "sick", let's see if Kakuzu can heal him... Warning; Lemon and Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The House on the Other Side by anonabella reviews
How can something so wonderful be so wrong? How can something so wrong feel so right? This story centers the love between a 27-year old man and a 15-year old boy, and the things that pulls them apart.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,150 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Some School Fun by Dean it's angels reviews
This is just smut no plot line well there's some plot to it but not enough for a second chapter so one-shot. I just though they looked cute together! well I think Romano looks cute with anyone but not the point! Read and Review please! -
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Turkey, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Rose of Passion by 42Lia reviews
Antonio is a Spanish teacher in a school and Arthur is his newly transferred student. Antonio hates Arthur for no apparent reason but ... does he really hate him? In this story our wonderful countries are just normal, average, boring humans. Enjoy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,650 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - England/Britain, Spain - Complete
The Curl Affair by QuietToxic reviews
In which Prussia is asked to help out when the Italies get their hair curls tangled up once again, and Romano takes it a bit too personally. Obvious PruMano PWP is obvious. You've been warned
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Prussia, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Why Waste the Opportunity? by Mina1914 reviews
Arthur finds an interest in bondage. One day during work, he pushes his work aside and studies a bondage magazine, only for his co-worker, Mr. Braginski, to catch him. Surprisingly, Ivan had no idea what bondage was until Arthur showed him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,764 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2012 - England/Britain, Russia - Complete
The Contract by Lady-Pyrien reviews
Pirate captain Antonio contemplates on how to finally get his demon to mark him and complete the Contract between them. This would give him untold glory and immortality. Yet, things turn out different than expected. SpaMano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/15/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
A Prayer by A Thief's Redemption reviews
Sister Fic to Hide 'n' Seek- Lovino's father comes home drunk one night and he's furious. Trigger Warning!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/5/2012 - S. Italy/Romano
His Favorite Customer by chibi-excel reviews
Romano has moved to America with his family, where they opened up a restaurant. There he gets the pleasure of having the bad touch trio as customers. He then has the luck of a certain Spaniard deciding to go after him. Spamano Prucan GerIta sebsea
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,160 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Strapped Desire by MelanieVimpula reviews
Lovino had always been in love with his younger brother, though he always hid it. Then on one trip to Belgium he can't resist it any more... Warnings! This is Itacest and rape -story, but does contain romance too like the genres say More warnings inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/3/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
Supermassive Black Hole by Unauthorizedx reviews
A certain Gilbert Beilschmidt tries to escape a certain disorder that leaves him a little hotter under the collar certain times of the year than most, and in doing so, he meets up with an old...'friend'. Human AU, warnings within.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,134 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Prussia, Russia - Complete
Damn You! by Lovino'sDiary reviews
When Lovino gets stuck in a closet with his worst enemy, what happens? Rated T for our favorite Italian's dirty mouth! Germano fluff. Onshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Germany, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Hide 'n' Seek by A Thief's Redemption reviews
Antonio's back from the new world, but he's not himself. S-something's off with the way he's looking at me... Chibimano and Spain No pairing. Rated M for Rape.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
This Image of You by CreamPuffBunny reviews
After the death of his lover, Ivan finds a mysterious painting of Gilbert at a flea market. Once he obtains the painting he gets sucked into another world where Gilbert is still alive. Better summary .Human names used. Pairing: IvanxGilbert main
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 139,406 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - [Russia, Prussia] - Complete
Hetalia Academy by residentklaouw reviews
Everything starts when the new italian brothers arrive to Hetalia High school and find that they like their teachers more than they should GermanyxN.Italy, RomanoxSpain, GreecexJapan, AustrixHungary, AmericaxEngland, PrussiaxCanada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,432 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Root of Attraction by whitetyger123 reviews
Born blind, Feliciano decides to get a seeing eye dog. But when he meets the trainer, he gets more than he had hoped for! Co-written with Verboten Byacolate. Ludwig/Feliciano, yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,351 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
SMILE by FroggyFeet reviews
Kadar was just bridging the gap.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Kadar, Malik - Complete
L'Italia di Lovino by WakaLakaAlchemist reviews
"Why can't you be more like your brother?" He hears it constantly, yet it still grates at his heart until he can no longer take it. The only solution he sees is death. Contains suicide, Spamano, and some USxUK and GerIta. Angst, has a happy ending.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,851 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 6/9/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Warmth and Hurt: The Greatest Sins by Colder-Land reviews
Germany N.Italy- Lemony prostitution. Mild S&M
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
If I Can't Have You by Micky-The-Tater-Tot reviews
It was a misunderstanding. But Lovino couldn't do it anymore. M for gore and such abuse
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
you are my sunshine by Sherry-Doll reviews
You'll never know, dear, how much I love you - please don't take my sunshine away. AU, teen!Roma/adult!Spain. Age is never just a number.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Like Edward and Bella by bunnygirl2012 reviews
What happens when Kankuro comes home to find Kiba crying after reading Twilight? A conversation about their relationship leads to some smutty goodness. Yaoi. Don't Like Don't Read. You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Quiet Night, Yeah Right! by DoitsuDeutschland reviews
Alfred and Ivan need to find a Christmas gift for Ludwig but neither can find something so they take the advice of Gilbert and Arthur. Is sex the best kind of gift to give to Ludwig? Well, duh! RusUSGer belated X-mas fic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2011 - America, Germany - Complete
Cookies and Milk by assassi reviews
Iruka is preparing to have THE talk with Rikka, Kakashi isn't helping, hormones, cookies and chocolate cake in the mix too. KakaIru at Christmas. Yaoi/Mpreg. ONE OF the sequelS to "Talk to me" One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
In the Early Morning Light by Hikari Kaitou reviews
In that moment of relaxed inhibitions when they're both half asleep, Romano gives Spain a rare and priceless gift.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing by bonsoirgrenouille reviews
Lovino doesn't like his brother. There's something wrong with him, but he can't help but love him no matter what he does. Itacest, side spamano, M for rape and suicide and stuff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/13/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Mein Schutzengel Il Mio Protettore by woodbyne reviews
Ludwig is a bodyguard. When his brother lands him a cushy job in the mafia, he's appalled. Looking after some playboy mafioso heir is not his idea of fun. He wants out. But the longer he's in The Family, the less he wants to want out. Full summary inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,235 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Greatest Man In The World by chibi-excel reviews
Lovino and his two brothers live in a church. One day while doing his chores a pirate, Antonio, comes into the church and declares sanctuary. Antonio can be cold and callous, or kind and gentle.and he wants Lovino in his crew spamano gerita prucan sebxsea
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,295 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Kakashi's Seduction by Yamanvie reviews
"You've been looking after that boy since he was…what, thirteen?" -Kakashi gave another miserable sigh and hung his head. "Don't remind me." -"But he's a man now. Our Naruto is brimming with the Flames of Youth!" KakaNaru Gift fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,475 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
On the Other Side of the Pillow by mykonosparadise reviews
Prussia is ashamed of his feelings for Germany and hides them. He doesn't know that Germany is trapped in an even worse snare. He remains clueless about Germany's nightly visits to his bedroom and his being molested at night. SEQUEL ADDED!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,904 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Being a German cat isn't so bad by gilboob reviews
After Arthur put a spell on Gilbert, he turns into a cat. But when he tries to turn back, he's half human, half cat. What does Ludwig do? Rated M for Neko sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,874 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Germany, Prussia
Aroma by Jacquzy reviews
This is how it happens; how Antonio Fernández Carriedo comes to fall in love with the sweet-scented child seven years his junior. Human AU. Warnings for sexual activity involving a minor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Just Be Friends by Billxbesitztxmeinxherz reviews
Things in Alois Trancy's were always changing as he grew up. The only one constant, the very rock of Alois' life, is Claude Faustus. Alois/Claude
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,556 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Alois T., Claude F. - Complete
Tale of the Conquered Overbearing by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Antonio's dual personality disorder pushes him to unorthodox methodological treatment: rooming with the most stress-inducing Italian in the nation. But the ultimate goal begins to change from psychological to emotional, and Spain does not approve.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,939 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
A Christmas Accident by xGlass reviews
Finland accidently puts a homemade video in Germany's Christmas present. Prussia finds it and decides to share with his friends.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
I'm Sorry by sociopathicplatypus reviews
Prussia's suicide note. Rated T for implied suicide and self harm.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Prussia
Smack Smack, Bang Bang Spamano R18 by FindingXXX reviews
Spain got a little drunk and told France something he shouldn't have. Something regarding his boots fetish. And now Romano knows. R-18 yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/11/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Your Love Is A Lie by Mizuki Harana reviews
Simple Plan songfic. Antonio is worried that Lovino is cheating on him with Feliciano. Maybe he is right...? Spamano and Itacest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Sexting by April Ballad reviews
Greece is in an EU meeting and Turkey thinks it's just hilarious to send him naughty texts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Turkey, Greece - Complete
Closet Monster by TanukiRaccoon reviews
KankuKiba: Kiba needs a nudge out of the closet. Kankuro is only too happy to help. Yaoi, smut, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Tutor Prussia by siriusxremus22 reviews
No body likes Russia. Everybody fears him. The royal family goes through tutors like water because of it. Until one. He's not afraid of Russia, but... how does Russia feel? Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this. Warning: Lemons Hard ;D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,977 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Prussia, Russia - Complete
Drunk Confessions by Dahls reviews
In which Gilbert gets drunk, Francis gets his words mixed up, and Ivan takes advantage of the situation. RusPrus. Contains fluff and lemon and terrified Toris. You've been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Angel by Crystal Kira reviews
Ludwig can't help but notice when Feliciano doesn't come to visit him like he does everyday- and after going to look for him, he's horrified to discover that someone has defiled his innocent angel. De-anon from the Kink Meme. WARNING: Aftermath of rape
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/29/2011 - [N. Italy, Germany]
A Trip To Spain Could Only End In by ForeverTwin611 reviews
Lovino is a foreign exchange student in Spain. Things were going just brilliantly before he happened upon a Spanish restaurant in the heart of Madrid where he laid eyes on a certain Spanish Sex God...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,086 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Mio Fratello by Stripes93 reviews
He had hurt his fratello. He didn't like it when people hurt his fratello, it made him mad. When Feliciano Vargas got mad bad things happened. And tonight Feliciano was going to hurt the man that hurt his fratello. Rated T for violence and some language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/17/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Seducing West by mykonosparadise reviews
Prussia wants Germany.He knows his brother wants him back but hesitates to show it because he is held back by his morals.How long will it take Prussia to convince Germany that they both want the same? Lots of tension culminating in a hot office encounter
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,880 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
My Prisoner by homesweethomicide13 reviews
It's Hidan's birthday, and Kakuzu's come up with the perfect surprise. He just hopes he can go through with it... KakuHida. Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,062 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Been Wanting You, repost by 9haharharley1 reviews
Who's gonna save Spidey when both Venom and Carnage want him? Everyones favorite merc, that's who! A sad attempt at humor. Spidey/Deadpool because there's not enough of it. Rating gone up due to lemon!
Crossover - Spider-Man & Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,907 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Ludwig's Terrible, NoGood, Very Bad Dinner Date by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Ludwig and Feliciano have just started dating and Ludwig decides to bring Feli home to meet his dad and brother. He just wants a nice meal with everyone but Gilbert is bent on embarrassing him in front of Feli with stories from Ludwig's childhood.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,509 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Forbidden by Melby7777 reviews
Vampires and werewolves could never love one another. Not in a million years. They were natural enemies and all of them knew it. But it's not like Hidan ever followed 'family' tradition.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,187 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Dance with me by Happymood reviews
AU Antonio's hands roamed over his body, sensually, slowly, until they rested on his face, turning Romano to face him. Green eyes stared at him and Romano felt there was no one else in the room but him and his tango teacher. Spamano in later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,713 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Deviant Love by Attanea reviews
Kiba is aware of his sexuality yet he knows that his crushes are always one-sided. But when Kankurou visits and stirs up old feelings, Kiba becomes determined to see this one through. All that stands in his way is Kankurou's hard-headed stubbornness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,440 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Kiba I., Kankuro - Complete
Bloody Hands by Shadow's Firebird reviews
Sick of being picked on, Deidara unleashes a Jutsu on Kakuzu that has some...interesting effects. Why is the man trembling? And staring so intently at Hidan? Violent and gory Yaoi ensues. Not for those with a weak stomach. XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 3,558 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Dragon Hearted by Ootori Tatsu reviews
Everyone at Draco Academia has a dragon. Except Lovino. Without one he'll be expelled and forced to do tedious work like farming or cleaning. But if he does get one he can only sleep with someone who has the same species.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,596 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Germany - Complete
Color by JansenFriedh827 reviews
Italy has a gift. He can see all the colors that connect people, represented by strings tied between them. He can see everyone's if he concentrates hard enough. Why is Germany any different? GerIta, hints of other relationships.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/12/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Teacup Tempest by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 2,563 - Follows: 457 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Not Just a River In Egypt by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Romano wasn't the slightest bit worried when Spain failed to come home from work until very late. And he certainly wouldn't be caught dead coddling him after a bad day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/26/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Progression by PsychoticDemonic reviews
Why oh why did Germany agree to share a bed with his overly affectionate yet oblivious best friend and insatiable, perverted brother/lover? Prussia/Germany, eventual Prussia/N.Italy/Germany
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,251 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Trip the Wire by Lynnie Kleriker reviews
Written for Kari;; Rape;; Germany/Russia;; Smut;; In order to overcome past guilt, Germany and Russia have a deal of sorts. The only issue is making sure they never trip that ever so delicate wire.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Germany, Russia - Complete
Erotophonophilia by homesweethomicide13 reviews
Two twisted minds, paired together in a violent embrace. KakuHidan. Sequel to Taphephilia. Hardcore gore and Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,690 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Taphephilia by homesweethomicide13 reviews
Buried alive... it was supposed to be a punishment. It was exactly the opposite. Hidan/Hidan. Graphic, and kinda twisted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Hidan - Complete
A Mother's Love by TenshiXXX reviews
Uchiha Mikoto is a woman with a plan: get Itachi and crazy Uncle Madara's bodyguard together...at all costs. And she doesn't care how much she has to embarrass Itachi to accomplish her aim. The ends justify the means...more or less. Kinda cracky. KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Curls by IronicNarwhal reviews
As two people representing the same nation, their hearts represent the same enternal city; beating as one. This is common knowledge. What isn't such common knowledge, is that the two Italians have a second feature of dual represenation. Spamano and GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/24/2010 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Late Night Trouble by Sadistic-X-Masochistic reviews
All Kankuro wanted to do was sleep, but his little brother Gaara has different ideas, waking him to reveal a rather embarrassing problem... KankuGaa yaoi lemon sandcest RATED MA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Self Respect by RaMMYz reviews
Gilbert has a dream, of a discipline lesson from himself. GilbertxGilbert Soviet loyalist Warning: selfcest, rape, gunplay
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Essence of Sandalwood by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Germany comes home to Italy tense, in pain and in a bad mood. Luckily, Italy is there to make it better with a relaxing massage.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Trading Midnight Promises by Hikari Kaitou reviews
As strong as Germany is, even he needs to be held sometimes. And who better to seek comfort from than the cute little Italian who always seems to find a way to sneak into his bed?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Just This Once by Hikari Kaitou reviews
The guys have a rare day off and Italy knows just how he wants to spend it: cuddling with Germany in bed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Laments of Being a Virgin by Shatterdoll reviews
Germany lets it slips that he's still a virgin and his brother soon followed by France vows to remedy the issue. He hides out with Italy, who comes up with a very interesting solution... Virgin!GermanyxExperienced!Italy, M for awkward first time
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,029 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Chains of the Heart by LoliTurk reviews
After a rough night on the town, Ludwig is drugged and wakes up in a unfamiliar place. Ties on his wrists keep him from leaving and chains on his heart keep him from wanting to. Germancest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Don't Drop The Soap! by keikopanda102 reviews
Hidan gets sent to a very unique jail where he meets a bunch of new people. It all seems ok until shower time... Now Hidan needs some serious protection for his ass! KakuHidan. Other Akatsuki pairings as well. AU um... warning: Yaoi and MPreg. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 51 - Words: 119,940 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Monster by Amazingly Hyper reviews
Kakashi has an assassination mission, and things go unexpectedly. Why do these things happen? Warning: Implied MPreg, the gay, kind of angsty.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Let's Play by LovingNinja reviews
Germany invites Romano over. Warning: GermanyXRomano, contains mature content. Lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Germany, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Swimming with Sharks by snitcheyes411 reviews
Itachi is an outcast living on the beach. Kisame is the shark version of a merman. Kisame/Itachi yaoi. Don't like, don't read. Don't own, don't sue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Never Saw It Coming by CrimsonDreamer13 reviews
Two bets and some bottles of beer and wine later, Lovino suddenly found himself waking to an apron-clad German in his bedroom asking him, "Is plain spaghetti fine for breakfast?" Romano/Germany
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Germany - Complete
That's What You Get by julien-schu reviews
In which Ivan Braginski courts Gilbert Beilschmidt for reasons unknown; High School AU. Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,538 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Loose Change by Canadino reviews
When you pass through a drive-thru, do you really take time to think about the people you're dealing with? Could the fifteen seconds it takes for you to give them your money be enough time to fall in love? Germany/Italy, implied Spain/Romano; AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Favourite Colour by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Itachi hates his therapist. However, attending appointments just got a lot more interesting. KisaIta, yaoi, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Masochist by Sixteen clumsy and shy reviews
Gilbert was always a masochist. GERMANCEST
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Japanese names and Their Meanings by Me Heart Gaara reviews
just a few names that i looked up for characters and such...inspiration for you own stories if you need a good name.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Complete
akatsukichat dot com by hallucinajenny reviews
Kakuzu is tired of his friends and is about to take drastic/lazy measures. But what is waiting for him when he signs on to akatsukichat? Rated M for yaoi, Hidan's mouth, and gore. Contains kakuhidan and other Akatsuki pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,983 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Tomorrow Winter Comes by Machinesister reviews
One-Shot, KakuHidan. Hidan contemplates his partner's strength, dominance and above all, Kakuzu's hoarding tendencies. Hard yaoi, light bondage and slightly dysfunctional sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Cardinal Directions by Chainlinks reviews
After a blind date gone awry, Prussia and Romano decide to team up to break up Germany and Veneziano. Needless to say, things don't quite go exactly as planned. Germany/North Italy, Prussia/Romano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,562 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia - Complete
Hidan learns about Yaoi by Sword-of-Shin reviews
Hidan finds out what Yaoi is... short one-shot, no actual yaoi action. Rated T for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
By the Book by adesso reviews
Germany has done the research, read all the books, made all the preparations - everything will go according to plan. Except Italy does not do so well with plans.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Hot For Teacher by Kaline Reine reviews
AU fic about a guy stuck in a class with a greedy college professor who exchanges grades for money. He is struggling for money and can't afford to pay. How will he pass the class? KakuHida. Yaoi gay, male/male fic. Written for .Chocolate.Kunai.Chan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,755 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
October Twenty Fourth by lilien passe reviews
Gilbert is in the hospital. Ludwig visits him every day. Fic trade with kivaember. Warnings: Sadness. Crippling angst. AU Germancest. Even more angst. Craziness. You have been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,327 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
When Itachi got a clue by TenshiXXX reviews
...Or when Kisame and Itachi realised that sex would be better together, and that Kisame was packin'. Birthday fic for ICHIGO-ANDO-HIME! KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Saucier Than Pasta by S'moreo reviews
“You’re at our mercy now, Potato Bastard.”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Vindicated by WhirledPeace reviews
Akatsuki isn't just a group in this life. They're a group of people, most with a destined lover, being reborn every generation or so. They can't keep away from each other, and most of all, their parnters. Yaoi, YURI, lemons, KakuHi SasoDei etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,331 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Playful Italy by keikopanda102 reviews
Hee hee hee... All I can say is that if you read this and you like the pairing of Germany and Italy then you are in for a real treat! Warning: Things get sexual. VERY sexual. As in... sex. Hee hee hee... ok then. Enjoy this cheerful one-shot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Christening by KivaEmber reviews
AU Oneshot because I am an AU whore. Gilbert was not going to play hide and seek in the garden like a fag. Nope, he and Ludwig were going to christen Peter's bed...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
strawberry flavored by KENZI-CHI reviews
it was hot and Spain brought out the popsicles
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Voice by Metempsykhosis reviews
Feliciano likes the sound of Ludwig's voice a little too much.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A Servant To Evil by Kanoozle reviews
They were born together, but they lived apart. One eventually perished, the other left in sadness. // Pairings:Itacest & SpainxS.Italy // Uses human names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2009 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Broke It by AestheticAcoustic reviews
Hidan likes it rough, and sometimes Kakuzu forgets his own strength. KakuHidan. Drabble thing, half lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
All's Fair in Love and War by WinButler reviews
Germany and Italy like each other. That's obvious. It's telling each other that's the problem. So, instead, they both decide to pretend to date someone else, to make the other jealous. Who will crack first? Eventual Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,838 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Assassin's Ass by Kaline Reine reviews
This is a oneshot written for Akatsuki-FTW. Kakashi is sent to track down an Akatsuki member who has risen from the dead. Will he catch him? And what will happen if he does? HidanXKakashi yaoi. Lots of gore, borderline non-con.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Hidan, Kakashi H. - Complete
Wursts and Handcuffs by padfootalltheway reviews
It's the wurst situation you can think of, booze and handcuffs...... or is it? Germany Ludwig x UK Arthur RATING: VERY MATURE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Germany, England/Britain - Complete
Your 'Wife' by Melby7777 reviews
In order to save his sister from marrying a man she did not love, Hidan switches places with Hidako and marries Lord Kakuzu. Yaoi, eventual smut. IT IS COMPLETE starts off bad, ends pretty good
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,047 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Strip Video Game by KivaEmber reviews
For Art Trade. AU oneshot. Gilbert suggested a game of Strip Primal Rage. Prussia/Germany.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
SHUT UP! by KivaEmber reviews
AU Germancest/Incest. It all started out as a joke. Then things got...weird. Rather crackish PrussiaxGermany GilbertxLudwig
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
fatality by yrume reviews
KakuHidan - violence/gore; shonen ai/yaoi in some chapters - When Kakuzu comes home from a mission, a new team partner awaits him. And he is not amused about it. Not at all. Not yet...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,611 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Pajaros en la Cabeza by The Crack Fairy reviews
Kakuzu, Akatsuki Academy's best student and resident asshole, is forced to spend an hour a day with the Academy's newest student, Hidan, for tutoring. Watch an unlikely relationship unfold... AU, rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,911 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Immortal Sickness by WildWolfMoon reviews
Kakuzu had forgotten how badly Hidan reacted when he got too cold. This wasn't the first time Hidan had passed out from the cold, but he'd been unconcious for a longer time than usual.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Not Alone by homesweethomicide13 reviews
He hated being alone. And alone is exactly what he was right now. Jashin would fix that, he knew it. But can Jashin fix his aching heart at the loss of his partner? KakuHidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,481 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Euphoria by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
- Euphoria: noun. A feeling of intense elation often followed by a complete crash or letdown. - Hidan's letdowns about Kakuzu were starting to totally take him over... KakuHida oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Black Puppet Strings by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Hidan is fed up with Kakuzu totally ignoring him when working. He decides the only way to get some attention is to bother Kakuzu until his last nerve. Hidan pushes a bit too far so Kakuzu has a suprise for him as well. Rated for a reason! YAOI KuzuxHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Just Once by kira-chan's imagination reviews
kakuzu and Hidan fight for the rights to be Seme. Hidan finally wins, as Kakuzu submits to him grudgingly. HidanxKakuzu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Fireflies by Babycobweb reviews
Songfic. Naruto was raped by Sasuke and these are his thoughts. Rated for subject and rape is not descriptive.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stomachache by this be a dead account reviews
Gaara has a stomachache when he's supposed to be at a council meeting, and Kankurou helps out. Sandcest, or KankuGaa. Rated T for mild language and suggestive themes. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Stitching My Mouth Shut by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Kakuzu doesn't seem to notice, and Hidan can't seem to say it. KakuHida, Shounen-ai. -Complete-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
His by IxAmxThexFivexTailsx reviews
He always knew she was his. His, and nobody else's Ragnarok/Chrona One-Shot
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Ragnarok, Crona - Complete
Therapy by Odyssion reviews
When Kakashi sulks, Yamato wants to do whatever he can to cheer his favourite sempai up. Kakashi takes his offer quite literally. KakaYama, citrusy PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
Shower Together by o.OminiO.o reviews
Temari's evilness sparks a little more than brotherly love between her siblings. "My brothers are such FREAKS!" Yaoi sandcest warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
heat by yrume reviews
KakuHidan One-Shot - yaoi, fluff - Hidan is close to a sunstroke and therefore tries to persuade Kakuzu to take a room :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The One by yrume reviews
KakuHidan One-Shot - yaoi, lemon, bondage/bdsm, violence/gore, strong language - Kakuzu gets distracted by Hidan playing an interesting little game :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,996 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hidden Kinks by Nephthys Snape reviews
Kankuro has been scarce, and Temari and Gaara are concerned. Gaara decides to find his brother and learns more than he ever imagined, much to is pleasure. very mature content. 18 up only. Sandcest, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Routine by FlightAngel reviews
Hidan loathed Kakuzu. Kakuzu thought Hidan was amusing. And whatever they tried to do, they just can't keep from falling into their four-step routine of fighting. A particular incident in the gold vault. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,370 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Some things are worth it by WildAndFreeHearts reviews
Warning!: Sandcest! Okay this is sandcest so if you're not into that than don't read. Gaara can sleep in this... Kankuro X Gaara oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Love over Gold by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
KakuHidan Everyone in Akatsuki knew that Friday nights were Uke reunion nights. Hidan wants to prove that Kakuzu loves him more than money. KakuzuxHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
What You Can't Say Sober by F. W. Bourdillon reviews
There were these small things you couldn't say with a sober mind. [Kakuzu x Hidan] [KakuHidan] [Rated for Sexual Content]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Partners by reooeky reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu's lives as Akitsuki partners. I can't summarize to save my life, so just read the story it's better than it sounds. KakuzuHidan. side SasoDei and KisaIta. Rated for language. FINISHED! The sequel is coming.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,303 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
There is no forever by WhitexoutxOptics reviews
Simple oneshot. Kakuzu and Hidans first meeting, skipping between parts of their lives with eachother, right until the very end.Yaoi, KakuzuxHidan, Lime I guess?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Idle Hands by dansunedisco reviews
[KakashiYamato. OneShot.] Yamato once swore he’d never attend Genma’s BiWeekly Monday Night poker game. But promises are for pansies.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,382 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
Anti Ramen by SilverShine reviews
[KakaYama] Yamato doesn't like Ramen. [Flufftasticish oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Sweet Kiss by Akki The Angel Of Death reviews
It's Temari's Birthday, and Kankoruo decided to make a cake with Gaara...but...they don't really know how to make a cake...Sandcest!GaaraKanky!Don't like it? don't read!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Right and Wrong by YOURMOMONTOAST reviews
Sandcest. KankuroxGaara. Is there really that much difference between right and wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Offering by kimi no vanilla reviews
Gaara and Kankurou have an enlightening conversation. Yaoi, lime, sandcest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
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My Wonderland reviews
Murderers with severe mental disorders are sent to Dawn's Wonderland where doctors try and 'fix' them. In the meantime they are only being experimented on without their notice. A new patient, Hidan, arrived at DW after sacrificing seven people to his diety. Now he has to find a way to escape with his new found friends before he goes mad in Wonderland/ Full Summary Inside on Ch2
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2h ago - Published: 3/23 - [Hidan, Kakuzu]
Sinner's Rose reviews
"Why can't you see that the dark world would only lead to your destruction? The Pure Ones has cared for you and guarded you from everything since the day you were born! What is replacing them in your little mind!" "Well, for once, The Pure Ones has only favoured my brother, I was favoured by The Demons, . I was favoured by them, I was given a chance to be myself!"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 35 - Words: 55,197 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 8/18/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain
The World Will Be Watching reviews
"I volunteer!" Lovino had no choice. He had to protect his brother, he had to win for him! There was only one victor, and he would do anything his power to make sure he came home. /Based on the Hunger Games
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 1/3 - [Germany, S. Italy/Romano]
Frozen Hearts reviews
. "Wait… sold off as what exactly?" "Anything really, for labor, organs or sex, doesn't matter." "Oh and please call me Ivan, 'Master' is way too arousing." I guess my fate has already been chosen for me, no turning back now… or ever… might just well accept it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,188 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 11/4/2013 - [Prussia, Russia]
My Misunderstood Love reviews
I was but a mere child when it all began. The fluttering in my stomach, the tingling when he touched my hand. And soon, I begun to realise what my love really meant. /One-shot, OneSided!Germancest, VERY LATE VALENTINE'S FIC!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
The Secret Stream reviews
"W-Where are we?" "This is my Secret Stream... I come here when I need to be alone... I brought you here because... I will be gone... A-And when you f-feel sad, j-just follow the m-marked trees..." "Thank you Holy Rome... And you will come back! I just know it!"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 11/28/2013 - [Germany, N. Italy, Holy Roman Empire] - Complete
There Was This Little Girl reviews
Her memory is faint... But I try to remember...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
Wicked 'Ole Witch reviews
Deep into the woods there is a little house. The house contains one's every desire! Whatever it might be, the little house will give it to you. It may seem like a very pleasant little house, but people fear more for who lives in the little house. A wicked 'ole witch who eats those who enter her lovely home / Halloween Special. Enjoy :3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain] - Complete
Sweet Revenge reviews
All Hallows' Eve was a mystery to even those who have lived since the first dusk, but the most mysterious part of all was the strange things children did. Hiding beneath a disguise which one has to guess, running around begging for sugary treats and then blabbering on to their friends. It was strange yet exciting, or so Gilbert Beilschmidt thought. / Halloween Speical. Enjoy ;3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, Prussia] - Complete
Wolf reviews
The celebration of the Moon. The day when the villagers would dress up as hounds and dance around a blazing fire whilst drums and flutes played. They would howl and yelp, calling out to their past spirit who will never return. The spirit of a wolf. Of course this celebration was so much more for Feliciano. / Halloween Special. :3 Enjoy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
Man in the Moon reviews
It's said that the moon delivers messages to those you love, even if they are far away, or lost. Feliciano never gave up on this childish story and would always send messages to his beloved who is fighting in the war. /Re-Upload
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Now reviews
It started 10 Years Ago... Now... Now look where that has gotten us... where it has gotten me... /Two-Shot/
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete