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If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.

Love life, Love happiness, Love God

If you don't write or read slash, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm that girl The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one who won't give up

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

I’m that girl.

The girl who hates dances and sport games. When I do go, I end up in the corner with a book.

The girl who makes your girlfriend jealous even though I am only your best friend.

The girl who is pretty but thinks she isn’t.

The girl who isn’t a size four and doesn’t eat healthy.

The girl who has never been asked out even though everyone else around me has had dozens of boy/girlfriends.

The girl who dreams about her book getting published or graduating college with honors while everyone else is dreaming of their wedding day.

The girl who seems to have no fears even though she ran crying to her room after a bitch called her a bitch

The girl who doesn’t care that she has acne from getting stressed too much or doesn’t need a guy to complete her.

The girl that people look through when I say something.

The girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

The girl that people call weird, a nerd, and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

The girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.

The girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

The girl who has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Greek Mythology, who can express herself better with words than without words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

Things to do on an elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or
handbag and say, “You got enough air in there?”
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “You’re one of them!” and back away.
7. Say “ding” at each floor.
8. Say, “I wonder what these do?” and push all of the buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, “I’ve got new socks on.”
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, “Is that your beeper?”
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency
phone.
13. Draw a square with white chalk on the floor and tell the other passengers that it’s YOUR personal space.
14. When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn’t you.
15. Push the buttons and pretend it gives you an electric shock. Smile and do it again.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors and say you’re waiting for a friend. After a while, close the doors and say, “Hi, Greg, how’s your day been?”
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up and scream “That’s mine!”
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the other passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don’t exist.
22. Call out “group hug” then enforce it.
23. Pound your head with the palm of your hand, grimace, and say, "Shut up! All of you just shut up!"

Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal-mart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and leaving them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic
cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the
alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals during the day.
4. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
5. Challenge other customers to duel with tubes of gift-wrap.
6. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
7. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
8. When there are people behind you, walk really slow especially on the narrow aisles.
9. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares” and see what he does.
10. Get several of those frogs that croak when you walk by from the garden department and place them in strategic locations around the store.
11. Play with the automatic doors.
12. Walk up to random people and say, “Hi, I haven’t seen you in a long time etc.” See how they react.
13. While walking through the clothing department, exclaim loudly, “Who buys this junk anyway?”
14. Repeat the previous one in the jewelry aisle.
15. Ride a display bicycle through the store. Claim that you are taking it on a test drive.
16. Follow people through the aisles, staying about five feet away. Continue until they leave.
17. Play soccer with a bunch of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
18. As the cashier runs your purchases through the scanner, look mesmerized and say “Wow. Magic!”
19. Put M&M’s on layaway.
20. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
21. Set up a tent in the camping department. Tell others that you’ll let them come only if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
22. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.
23. Ask other customers if they have a gray coupon.
24. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Bat-cave.”
25. TP as much of the store as possible.
26. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
27. Play with the calculators so that they all say “hello” upside down.
28. When someone asks if you need help, cry and scream “Why won’t you people leave me alone?”
29. Make up nonsense products and ask new employees if they have them in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples?”
30. Take up an entire aisle in the toys section by creating a battle between G.I. Joes and X-Men.
31. Take bets on the battle described above.
32. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
33. Dart around the store suspiciously while humming the theme, “Mission Impossible”.
34. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
35. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags, against their will.
36. Say things like “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”
37. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.
38. Two words: “Marco Polo”.
39. Leave Cheerio’s in Lawn & Garden, pillows in the Pet Care aisle, etc.
40. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics while head-banging and playing air guitar to Willie Nelson demos. (Bonus: Braid hair and wear a bandanna on head.)
41. Make a trail of lemonade on the ground, leading to the restroom.
42. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, take it without a word.
43. Relax in the patio section until you get kicked out.
44. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream “No! It’s those voices again!”
45. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
46. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax with a drink.
47. Turn on toys that make noise or talk randomly and place them throughout the store.
48. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
49. Nonchalantly “test” the combs and brushes in Cosmetics.
50. When two or three people are walking in front of you, run between them shouting “Red Rover!”
51. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror to pick your nose.
52. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. Barbies.
53. While handling guns in the gun department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
54. While no one’s watching, quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the restrooms.
55. While in the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels.
56. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse say, “Pick me! Pick me!”
57. Beg the greeter for those happy-face stickers. Stick them on your face, then stand next to him and copy whatever he does when a customer walks in.
58. Go to an empty check-out stand and try to check people out.
59. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly saying, “Good girl, good Bessie.”
60. Try on every pair of shoes in the shoe department. Throw the paper from the shoeboxes in random aisles.
61. Go outside to the payphones, call the store and ask them to page “Hugh G’butt”
62. Crawl around on the floor and pretend that you’re a cat.
63. Take a chair to Electronics, turn all the T.V.s to Young and the Restless and begin sobbing.
64. Chase your friends up and down the aisles with the electronic cars. Tell your friends to act like they don’t know you.
65. Ride the little rides for toddlers. If a little kid comes over and wants to use it, begin sobbing.
66. Excessively use things that say “Try me!”
67. Start pocketing any and all free samples.
68. Draw moustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.
69. Walk up to customer service and say, “Hello, I’ll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, large fries and a drink.” Then go to McDonald’s and try to return a toaster.
70. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream and lice remedies are.
71. When alone, have loud conversations with your “multiple personalities”.
72. Tune all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to ten.
73. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.
74. Stand in the sock aisle and give each package a stern lecture.
75. Spend hours looking at blinking lights and say “blink” when they blink. Don’t look away.
76. In the Garden department, skip through the floors while holding out your arms and buzzing.
77. With friends, have a party in the beanbags in the furniture aisle.
78. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend to be a mannequin.
79. Ask everyone in Electronics “Do you know what song this CD is on? I know the song but I don’t know the name. It goes like this.” Then sing loudly until you’re thrown out.
80. Bark while trying on dog collars. Have a friend lead you around on a leash.
81. Walk through the store and talk loud enough for everybody to hear saying, “I bet they have better prices at Target.”
82. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle whouting, "Go, Pikachu, go!"

A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell.
He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups and
set about nailing it to a post on the edge of
his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the
post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked
down into the eyes of little boy.

"Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your
puppies."

"Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat
off the back of his neck, "These puppies come
from fine parents and cost a good deal of money."

The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then
reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a
handful of change and held it up to the farmer.

"I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take
a look?"

"Sure," said the farmer. And with that he let out
a whistle. "Here, Dolly!" he called.

Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran
Dolly followed by four little balls of fur.

The little boy pressed his face against the chain
link fence. His eyes danced with delight. As the
dogs made their way to the fence, the little boy
noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse.

Slowly another little ball appeared, this one noticeably
smaller. Down the ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat
awkward manner, the little pup began hobbling toward
the others, doing its best to catch up...

"I want that one," the little boy said, pointing to the
runt. The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said,
"Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be able
to run and play with you like these other dogs would."

With that the little boy stepped back from the fence,
reached down, and began rolling up one leg of his
trousers.

In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down
both sides of his leg attaching itself to a specially made
shoe.

Looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You see sir,
I don't run too well myself, and he will need someone
who understands."

With tears in his eyes, the farmer reached down and
picked up the little pup.

Holding it carefully he handed it to the little boy.

"How much?" asked the little boy. "No charge,"
answered the farmer, "There's no charge for love."

The world is full of people who need someone who
understands.

I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

The statisitics of insanity is that one in every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If it's not them, it's you.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love then anyways.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people and their questions.

Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.

I didn't say it was you fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already.

Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

WAYS TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1. Avoid using punctuation
2. Finish all sentences with "In accordance to the prophecy"
3. Have your friends address you as you wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
4. When someone invites you to a party, tell them a week in advance that you can't attend because "you're not in the mood".
5. When you go through a drive through, specify that your order is "to go".
6. When you go out to eat, order a diet water with a serious face.
7. At a store, set all clock radios to a polka station, turn the volume all the way up, then set them to go off all at the same time.
8. At work, switch the coffee in the break room to decaf, then when everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch it to espresso.
9. Decorate your office with mosquito netting and toucans and seashells and play tropical music all day.
10. At the zoo, exit while screaming, "They're loose, run for your lives!"
11. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
12. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
13. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
14. Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're all right.
15. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
16. Sing along at the opera.
17. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
18. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call a "floor"- a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, friends, for I may not return alive.

People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual. FEAR ME!

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

How in the world do all the mad scientists finish their experiments in the middle of a thunderstorm?

It's you an me versus the world . . . we attack at dawn.

Yo-yos were invented as a weapon.

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, on to a little see-saw, or jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!

The other day, I was walking out of a completely empty room, said, "See ya!" and waved. How stupid is that?

My friends say that I amazingly manage to sneak up on them. I'm proud of that, because it means I'm that much closer to being a ninja!

The voices assure me that I'm normal.

It's such a beautiful day. I think I'll skip my medications.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

Who is this "life" person and where does he get all these lemons?

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

My glass isn't half empty. It isn't half full. It's just a glass with water in it.

I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.

They have sent us to this dungeon more commonly known as school.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird.

Burning someone at the stake is considered rude in some parts of America.

Copy this into your profile:

I was walking around in a Target store,

when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny,

are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to

buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went

to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give

this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for

Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after

all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her

where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can

give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be

with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He

then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. "

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we

check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to

his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to

sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a wh ite rose for my

mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough

to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left w ith my

basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I

started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which

mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young

woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a

critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the

life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to

recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the

newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went

to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for

people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her

hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her

chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed

forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a

drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it n ever touched your heart

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (Aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this junk! And know that you forgive them.

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you belive in GOD put this in your profile

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Percy Jackson and the Olympians Survey

1. Which book from the series was your favorite? Why?
I loved the lightning theif because Percy just learns about his father and being a demigod. He also shows great courage for what he does every step of the way even when he feels like he didn’t.

2. Which Olympian god/goddess is your favorite? Least favorite?
I would totally choose Apollo because I think he is cool with Archery, Healing, Prophesies, Songs, and a ton of other things. if the Greek Gods and Goddesses were real I would be a Daughter of Apollo.

3. Which half-blood/mortal in the series is your favorite? Least favorite?
Connor Stoll is my favorite because he is always mischievous and it is so super funny! My least favorite would have to be Luke because he betrayed his friends and family but tried to do well in the end. I don’t think he should be allowed to redeem himself.

This or That Percabeth (Percy and Annabeth) or Lukabeth (Luke and Annabeth)?
Percabeth. Because I’ve been ruting for it sense the very beginning, Book 1!

Annabeth or Rachel?
Annabeth because she finnaly got Percy though Rachel is still cool. Annabeth is great with a knife to.

Thalia or Luke?
Thalia because she turned into a Pine Tree which saved the camp from monsters. So even in Tree form she helped Demigods.

Riptide or Backbiter?
Riptide because it is not the Titan Lords sword and is not deadly to mortals.

Wisdom or the Sea?

Tough. I’ll get back to you on that but I would choose the sun any day.(Apollo!)

True or False (opinion based)

Percabeth?
True

Prachel?
False

I have written fanfiction for this series.
False but I soon will!

Is there any such thing as Percy and Rachel fluff?

Yep but I avoid reading those.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience..

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel...of course, it's usually an oncoming express train...

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...(im not saying it is ok you use guns or kill anyone. It is never ok!!"

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

They say hard work never hurt anybody, but why take a chance?

Why be difficult when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says, "Good evening," and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age when pizza gets to your house before the police.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who annoy us.

I used to have superpowers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free...so why is it that every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like Slinkies: seemingly useless, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It confuses them.

It's okto argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Flying is simple - you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

I don't get even, I get odder.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, EAT THEM! (But i don't think they would taste very nice)

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building and after 50 floors says, "So far, so good!"

Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

If you are reading this, the first step in my evil plan is complete!

Sacrifice. Without fear there is no courage.

You broke my heart so i broke your nose and i’m not sorry i got blood on your clothes

Some random comments….I say all the time

“Ahhh hobo’s you can sell them on the internet and get money.”

“No stupid he’s going to dance with her. Oh yeah he has to dance that song with her. why don’t they dance in a triangle.” Cue the people around me looking at me weirdly. I stare off into space smile and say. “I want to blow up a strawberry now.” I just talked to myself and felt perfectly fine so I DON”T NEED A THERYPIST MOM!

“We need to get home, the dog is hungry.” my Mom says. “I want to join the Peace Corps.” I say back. “What! Where did that idea come from?” Mom asks. “I just shout things randomly ok! I’m a random person saying random things! Wait did I just call myself random? That would be good in a book I’m writing!” I start rambling things off meanwhile Mom looks at me weirdly and says, “Okay.”

“I like to sacrifice chickens!” I said to my friends in the middle of class. The kids and teacher look at me weirdly. I then say, “Oh hi mom how has your day been.” I have a unclear look in my eyes. “Take her to the nurse I……E.” Teacher says. (I won’t say their names.) “It’s probably her low blood sugar and hallucination. It happens.” My friend takes me to the nurses and I manage to test myself. I am low and have diabetes so I have an excuse to say random things what’s yours! I scream at people who look at me weirdly later.

I’m very random and I have an excuse that I say when I’m embarrassed which hardly ever happens so that means I choose being random all the time!

“I hope that guy with the rubber chicken suit comes running around. I want to stay here and not leave.” I said to my friend. “Why would you not want to leave and what guy in a chicken suit.” My friend asks. “Rubber my dear A….a” I reply. That ends that conversation for now.

I want an M&M! lol I just thought that right now.

Revenge, it's never over is it?

I'm not weird... I'm just crazy!!!!!!!!!! THERE'S A DIFFERENCE U KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One of my passions is (cue drumroll) , making up random versions of songs!

Five ways to know you're crazy!

1. You think you're married to a pineaple (an ugly pineapple, but I luv her so)

2. You talk to objects (psh...i don't do that)

just figuered out (or haven't yet) that you are NOT a magic squirrel with a desiese called humanobia (i'm a magic bird with humanobia! see there's a difference!)

4. You invent a desise and think you're diagnosed with it! (that's me... aaaccckk i'm crazy!!!... wait I already knew that)

5. You think you live in Narnia and that your name is jghdgsuskblbkfhsgsjvkvkvkmv and that you have a magic unicorn named idhdgsjdnbofjudytenvkm (i have a magic dragon named lcjdgremvj there's a difference u know!!!!!!!!!!)

Once you read this letter, you must

IMMEDIATELY (within the hour)

post it with the title Message

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Jeffery

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? blue

3. Your first initial? A

4. Your month of birth? May

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? White (It’s so sparkly)

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Amanda

7. Your favorite number? 2&4

8. Do you like California or Florida more? California

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I want to become a part of the Peace Corps and then a teacher.

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS LETTER WITHIN AN HOUR!!! SO POST, POST, POST!

Your wish will be granted.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

If you don't, you will be a happy camper. Congratulations! !

We love them for a million reasons, no paper do it justice. It is a thing of not the mind but the

heart.

A feeling.

Only felt.

This chain started in 2002.

It is a chain love letter.

In an hour you are supposed to repost

this.

Now here comes the fun part.

You then say the name of the person

you love or like,

then the person will say "I love you"

or "would you go out with me."

NO JOKE!!

NOW THE COSENQUENCES!!

The consequences are:

If you break this chain letter, you

will have bad luck

with future relationships.

the internet.

You have been chosen to participate in

the LONGEST and

LUCKIEST chain letter ever written on!!!!

-I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

-There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

-If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

-If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!)
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had an unhealthy obsession with any -or all- of the Cullens and you don't want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you don't want the problem to be solved, copy this onto your profile.

IT'S NOT UNHEALTHY! I TELL YOU!! NOT! NO!! JASPER WILL TELL YOU TOO!! CARLISLE!! HE'S A DOCTOR!! HE'LL TELL YOU!!

SOME OF THE WORLD'S DUMMEST LABELS!!!

Bad Labels:

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Tynol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

(i did NOT originally come up with this, it's from the-cereal-killer22's and daughterofposeidon32498's profiles... sorry the-cereal-killer22 and daughterofposeidon32498, but this was so funny i just had to stick it on my own profile)

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Music is love in search of word.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them as much.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile.

If you think the PJO movie was EPIC but NOTHING like the book, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile

If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile

Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! If you agree with this, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. (P.S. If dyslexia is like this, I think I could handle it)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

If you think that 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they can spread their 6-AM cheer to say, Martians, copy this into your profile.

(I was reading someone's profile and I found this and I got really freaked out, so I'm posting this. Seriously freaky.)

DON'T READ DON'T READ DON'T READ!!
there were 3 girls
They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.
It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
It said:
SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??
XxLoVemExX: What??
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living crap out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a freaking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think he;s watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that won't be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really scared.
Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.
She goes and knocks but no one said anythingshe opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Crap you read it! (The only reason I reposted this is because I'm paranoid! aaaaaaaacccccckkkkkk!!!!)

Read please. Show that you care.

My name is Eve,
I am but three,
My eyes are swolen shut,
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
what else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish i were better,
I wish i weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else i'm locked up,
All day long.

When im awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is so dark,
My folk's aren't home.

Whem my mommy does come home,
I'll try to be nice,
So maybe i'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From charlie's bar.

I heard him curse,
My name is called,
I'm so afraid now,
I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping,
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault,
He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me,
And yells at me more,
I finally get free,
And run to the door...

He's already locked it,
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me,
Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor,
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues,
With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream,
But its too late,
His face had been twisted,
into an unimaginable shape.

The hurt and pain,
Again and again,
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!

And he finally stops,
And heads for the door,
Where i lie motionless,
Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Eve,
I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

And you can help me,
sickens me to the soul,
If you read this and don't pass it on.

I pray for your forgivness,
You would have to be,
One heartless person,
Not to be affected,
By this poem.

And because you ARE affected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do,
Is pass it on!

At least 5 children each day, from around the world, die from child abuse

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Come to the light side. We have PUDDING!

Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, but we ran out of pudding.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide

I don't obsess! I think intensely

If you think Alexandra Daddario is completely the wrong choice to be playing Annabeth and want a re-cast, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: believeinthegods, Athena'sChild, ZoeNightshade2214, DaughterofPoseidon32498, heromyth7, Pine Rose Daughter of Apollo

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

Profile your into this past and copy ,retard a like beggining the from this read actually you if. Now Read It Backwards

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive

If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you think Poseidon is cool, copy and past this to your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you have no idea why you copy and paste a ton of crap on your profile, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever talked back or to the computer, copy this into your profile

If you have ever banged your head into a wall repetedly and do it again the next day or night, copy and paste this to your profile.

A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend is the one that trips you.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

A word to the wise ain't nessacery. It's the stupid ones that need advice.

TGWF: Thank God We're Female

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Demi-godDaughterofApollo

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Percabethrox17, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Demi-godDaughterofApollo

I Don’t like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk Doesn’t tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. (P.S. I'm a preteen, but oh well:-D)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!!

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

R.I.P.- Zoe Nightshade, Bianca diAngelo, Castor(son of Mr. D), Pan, Quintus/Daedulus, Lee Fletcher, Silena, Beckendorf, Michael and all of the other Demigods who fell fighting for Camp Half-Blood. They will never be forgotten

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. (on my labtop)

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

A white man said "No coloured people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me coloured?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...I wonder...

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who the Hades is drinking my water!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with

I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

"I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY SECOND OF IT"

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

Why is verb a noun?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?

Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?

(\ _ /)
(O.o )

This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination!

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(゚、
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じしf,)

Sorry Kitty, but I'm already helping Bunny with world domination.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE! If you are extremely random, copy and paste onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. (ALL the time...)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

Here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' in the () if its true, but BE HONEST (I was)!! Then copy and paste it onto your profile

1 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

3 (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door

4 (x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

5 (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
6 (x) You have ran into a tree
7 (x)It IS possible to lick your elbow
8 (x) You tried to lick your elbow
9 (x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 (x) You just tried to sing them
11 (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 (x) You have choked on your own spit
13 (x) You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it..
14 (x) You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
15 (x) You just looked at it

16 (x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17 (x) A LOT of People have called you slow

18 (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire
19 (x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes

20 (x) You have caught yourself drooling

21 (x) You've fallen asleep in class

22 (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 (x) You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 (x) People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
25 (x) You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 (x) You use your fingers to do simple math
27 (x) You have eaten a bug
28 (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.

29 (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it

30 (x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

31 (x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...

32 () You break a lot of things

33 () Your friends know not to use big words around you

34 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you' re confused
35 (x) You have fallen out of your chair before
36 (x) When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.

37 () The word 'like' is used many times a day

38 (x) You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say

39 (x) You have spelled your name wrong
40 (x) You have drawn a disformed heart

Before you can be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid :-D

If you think it would be fun to run around a department store with your friends, pretending to be Secret Ninjas...post this into your profile.

If you think it would be fun to stand near one of those wishing pools in a mall all day, and everytime someone throws in a coin, you say, "So you have wished it, so shall it be!"...post this into your profile.

COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK JACK SPARROW HAS AWESOMENESS RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS!

COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK PERCY JACKSON HAS AWESOMENESS RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS!

If you ever HAVE slapped someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for theheck of it, copy this into your profile. (all the time)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever considered going to the Empire State Building and asking for an audience with Zeus, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Miley Cirus is a loser who is going to end up like Brittney Spears, copy this into your profile

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get two reviews, copy this into your profile

I don’t like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk doesn’t tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

If you could read that put it in your profile

Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. If you agree with this, put this in your profile

If you think Hades is cool, copy and past this to your profile

"Let's eat grandpa!!"
"Let's eat, grandpa!!"
Punctuation saves lives
. If you finally realized the importance, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies copy and paste this into your profile

-If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile

"Let's eat grandpa!!"
"Let's eat, grandpa!!"
Punctuation saves lives
. If you finally realized the importance, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile

If you are insane copy and paste this onto your profile !

I don't suffer from insanity,I ENJOY EVERY SECOND OF IT!!!!!!!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff I laugh even harder.

Life isn't trying to pass me by; it's trying to run me over.

If life gives you lemon you:

1.Keep'em 'cause they're free

2.Squirt it into life's eyes to see if life likes them then.

3.Make lemonade, but unless life also gives you sugar and water your lemonade is going to suck.

4.make grape juice and watch the world wonder how the Hades you did it.

Silence is golden, duck tape is silver.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

The newscaster is the person that says good evening and tells you why it's not.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Hard work pays off in the future;laziness pays off now.

Out of my mind; back in five minutes.

God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates Man, Man destroys God, Man creates dinosaurs, Dinosaurs eat man and Women inherit the earth- Jurassic park

:) This is Bob
:( This is a sad Bob
XB This is you.
:O XB This is what happens when you upset Bob.
BOB EATS YOU.
YOU DO NOT WANT BOB TO EAT YOU.
DON'T UPSET BOB.

PJO SECTION:

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I’m at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go

Copy and paste this in your profile if you're a PJO fanatic

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!
PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings.
PJO FANS: Won't go to one because psychiatrists will take away their awesome demigod powers.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I’ll tell on you!
PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid.
PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid.

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: When being chased they use their awesome demigod powers.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms.
PJO FANS: Tell Zeus to calm down.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don’t have this on their profile.
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

- You bang your head on the wall and while cursing in Greek. (It’s actually kind of fun).

- You like saying 'OH MY GODS!!!' and 'OH, STYX!' or 'DI IMMORTALES!!!!'. (On a regular basis...)

- You can say Percy Jackson really fast 20 times in a row without messing up. (Try it! It's harder then it seems...)

- Every time you see someone with a scraggly beard with a tweed jacket and smells like coffee, you think, "Chiron!" (actually, now that I think about it, I've never seen anyone like that...)

- Whenever someone says, 'Percy Jackson isn't real', you have to subdue them. (*Sheepish look*)

-You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. (The guy was like, who the heck is this person?)

-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” (Guilty.)

-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. (My mom thinks I'm weird when i do that.)

-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. (I think Percy as an American Harry Potter XP)

-You burn food to see if it smells good. (I burned a marshmallow!)

-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” (I think I scared Athena...)

-Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. (True.)

-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…(Haven't gone on a cruise yet...)

-You sometimes try to control water. (Epic fail)

-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. (YES!!!!!)

-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. (Yuppers)

-Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. (*Blush*)

-You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat. (That raised a few eyebrows)

-You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. (Of course!)

-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. (Guilty.)

-You are a PJO character for Halloween. (Hehe.)

-Recite lines randomly from the books. (All the time)

-When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. (My friends have ductape ready in their pockets in case this worst-case scenario happens)

-Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. (Um...not really)

-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. (*Cough, cough*)

-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. (Not really...)

-You have dreams about PJO characters/events (A few times)

-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. (Hi.)

-That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. (Guilty...again)

-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" (Uhhh...)

-You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" (Scary moment...)

-When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" (Oh, a couple hundred times)

-You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. (Uhhh...)

-You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders just in case. (Duh)

-You give all your siblings god/goddess parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.) (Yes. Sadly)

-You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. (If you tell them, you're dead meat!)

-You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. (All the time. Because I know when I'm gonna win)

-You spend time doing pointless research just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. (Get your work done and stop reading up Greek mythology! Sorry that was my mom)

-You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!) (All the time)

-You know exactly what someone means when they say TLT, SoM, TTC, BotL, TLO, PJO, TLH, HoO and use it in conversations. (Not the conversation part.)

-When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (Not that I have any experience)

-You go to the Empire State Building and ask for the 600th floor when the dude at the desk looks at you weird, you announce that you're a demigod. (*Blush*)

-You search up Camp Half Blood on Google. (Of course!)

-You put in the address for Camp Half-Blood on Google maps. (Uh-huh)

-You curse out the gods when something bad happens. (All the time)

-You swear that Percy is real and lives in New York no matter how much you friends say it isn’t true. (Um...)

-You watch the show and read the book every chance you get. (Not the show part. The movie was a fail, [they got everything wrong!] even though Logan Lerman was sorta cute)

-You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in New York. (My mom was like, 'honey, there is no camp for demigods.'. I must say it was not a happy situation afterwards.)

-You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him. (I asked a random dude on the street)

-You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy. (*Cough, cough*)

-Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens you scream at Poseidon. (When the Haiti earthquake happened, yes i did that)

-Every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades. (*Sniffle*)

-You talk about PJO nonstop. (What's new?)

-You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. (Yup.)

-You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. (Course I do)

-Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…(Um...nobody (as in humans. I had a few pets die) close to me has died yet.)

-You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. (Yeah)

-You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. (Hehe)

-You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. (Not yet)

-You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). (No offense, Ares)

-You have a blue plastic hairbrush. (DUH!!!!!)

-When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. (Yeah. It's been randomly getting cold where I live, and we even got ice/snow! That rarely happens.)

-You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. (Like I said, nobody close to me has died yet)

-You go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man. (He wasn't there!)

-Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" (Dad: Who are you screamin at?)

-You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. (I actually did pretty well on that test)

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List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Connor

2. Percy

3. Thalia

4. Annabeth

5. Travis

6. Katie

7. Hazel

8. Leo

9. Jason

10. Will

11. Rachel

12. Poseidon

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Katie/Rachel! What the Hades! Never. yuck gross!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Ummm…. I’m a girl Annabeth’s a girl so umm. How to answer. Probabaly to boys unless your gay but not to me.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Poseidon got Leo pregnant. Wow that is so disturbing. Disturbing.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Jason of course. He is the son of Zeus (Jupiter).

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Percy and Katie. Hmmmm that isn’t half bad but I like Percebeth more but maybe a story idea.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Travis/Jason Travis/Will that is so wrong. I mean absolutely wrong.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Hazel walked in on Percy and Poseidon making out! Oh my gods! Son and Father making out oh my gods that is just so wrong.

8. Make up a summary for a three/ten fic.

Thalia/Will fanfic. Thalia needs help after being wounded and Will helps. Not Thalia getting kicked out of the hunters because of Will!

9. is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Connor/Leo fanfic. that is disturbing.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Hazel/Poseidon fanfic. How about Poseidon was drunk and Hazel was there and they had a one night stand together.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three/ eight?

Thalia/Leo. I’m pretty sure Zeus would electrify Leo if he went out with his daughter.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I don’t have friends on here but I have seen a Rachel Fanfic.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Percy/Annabeth/Travis I can understand the Percy/Annabeth that’s the norm but with Travis that is horrible!

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Leo’s song would have to be Dynamite. He doesn’t let anything get him down. He keeps moving forward. Also he is a fireuser.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Connor/Katie/Poseidon wow ummm maybe: Don’t read unless you’re ready for Connor to get Katie to like Travis and Poseidon trying to get Travis to like Katie.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Travis well it was a Traitie story so about a day or less ago.

17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5).

Connor and Hazel are in a happy relationship until Jason runs off with Hazel. Connor brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Rachel (she’s the oracle so no wonder it was one night.) and a brief unhappy affair with Katie, then follows the wise advice of Travis (He is clever but wise?) and finds true love with Travis. (I’m a Traitie fan! why Connor/Travis and more importantly why your own brother that makes me want to puke oh gods this is so wrong.)

What title would you give this fic?

Connor and Travis Gay to Each Other

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated arguement?

Hazel and Leo would probably be having a heated argument about Sammy. That would be usual.

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Travis well that’s cool but then I also have Connor so two siblings/relatives ok. As long as number 17 never happens in real life then I would hate to be related to them that’s just gross!

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Leo and Rachel in a clost probably locked in by the Aphrodite girls with a rubber ducky is strange but not unusual for us half-bloods. It happens all the time. Opps forget I just leaked that outside (or is it inside) camp!

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Percy dissed me! what did I do to get on his bad side. I would totally leave camp but not before I got blackmail on him and showed everybody at camp!

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Jason and Thalia in bed together. When they were younger Thalia would probably do that to comfort Jason but older and they were clothless then I would probably freak and say they sould never do that and I am tring to get the picture out of my head. That is so wrong!

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

WHY THE GODS WOULD WILL BE GOING THROUGH MY STUFF! MY HALF BROTHER! What is he looking for I would ask and then if he said one of those things girls have because they do it every month. I would ask who it was for and then probably hypervenalate and die! Seriously that is disturbing thinking about that but then he could be looking for a band-ade because he ran out so lets hope for the last one.

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Connor emo? That would push me over the edge I would jump of a high cliff into the water and if the impact didn’t kill me I would drown. Why the heck would Connor be EMO!

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

I would say thanks and then start to move away looking at her like she was psycho.

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Why would Katie steal a hairbrush from me? Is it Truth or Dare like last time because I can go all Aphrodite for my hairbrush and that is something you don’t want to see.

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Hazel Jason and Annabeth have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song I know as loud as they can and they wake me up. This has happened before and what I did to them is not appropriate for young children to hear. I beat them up with no details and hung them from a flagpole for a day no details and I will not go into what they were wearing either. They know better than to do that again.

(2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Percy and Rachel are my teachers? So I would have divination from Rachel and Sword fighting from Percy. That is totally the norm plus I have to teach Percy how to shoot a bow and arrow. Let me just say that he has finally gotton one bull’s eye! This is a great accomplishment!(After 6 years of trying)

30. All of the characters you chose are coming over to your place to sleep over for about a month. List 2 things you would do with each character. If you don't want to, you don't have to answer this question, as you would have 24 responses

Connor:
-Have a poker game with him.
-Make him steal stuff for me because I black mail him. He would be so proud!

Percy
- Push him into a pool and start a game of Marco polo.
-Shove him in a closet with Annabeth and see what happens.

Thalia
-Have here water all my PINE TREES

-Ask her if she wants to watch a FLYING video.

Annabeth:
-Make her play "Spin the Bottle" with Percy in front of everyone but only Percy and if he doesn’t get picked we throw them in the closet and see what happens.
-Take her to a building that is about to get demolished.

Travis:

-Have him make me a fake I.D. so I can drive and go to 18 and older movies.

-Have him play spin the bottle with Katie and no one else and when it doesn’t land on her we stuff them in a different closet and wait to see what happens.

Katie:

-Make Katie grow me a garden.

-Have her get a summer job in a flower shop or if I want to be mean a deforestation job.

- Being mature is overrated.

- Being weird is like being normal, only better.

- Some say that the glass is half full. Others say that the glass is half empty. I just want to know who's drinking my darn water!

- You call me a bitch. A bitch is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark grows on trees. Trees are part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment. :D

- I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

- Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

- One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

- It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

- Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.

- If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

- My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

- Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

- One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

- Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!

- Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

- Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .

- I'm not random; I just have many thought- OH! A SQUIRREL!

- Robbers stab you in the stomach. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. Best friends don't carry knives.

- Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out?

- Don't run down the school hallway; gliding is much more fun!

- Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

- What are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse."

- Boys are like slinkies; useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

- Don’t judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But after that, you don’t have to worry, because you’re a mile away and you have his shoes.

- Did you know the average person lies 4 times a day? The most common lies are "I'm fine," "It's ok.", and "Sorry."

- The average person eats 6-8 spiders in their sleep. (eeewwwwww...)

Weirdest Labels EVER:

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion.)

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Ha ha! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to Outer Space.)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for this one:
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
(Oh, go ahead. Destroy a universal child's dream!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
"Warning: Keep out of children."
(Hmm…something must've gotten lost in the translation.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Someone got paid BIG BUCKS to write this.)

On Danimals:
"Instruction: GRAB. SHAKE. DRINK."
(And this is gonna be on the SAT...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

A sign I passed while sitting in my mom's car:
"Free Parking. Only $0.25 and hour"
(Fail. Epic fail.)

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..."duh"...bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition...learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm...car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C"...isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's...they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911..."duh"...there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!!

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we couldn't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's not getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about

Morpheus. The god of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. Kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp

The Percy Jackson Pledge

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Beckendorf

whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to keep people included

For Hestia when she was banished from the gods.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go...

Hey(I’m not telling the name), I just realized our friendship was important! When u laugh, I laugh, when u cry, i cry, when u jump off a the Empire State Building, I laugh my head off, call an ambulance, find your will, then visit the hospital.

(I actually said this to one of my friends! They said to me ‘I like happy gray squirrels in antartica while getting slapped by a dolphin in an hawiian grass skirt while drinking avocado juice. Is it just me or does that sound weird but I bet I’ve also said some weird things like that. I wonder…)

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Katy Perry shot fireworks from her chest which made Usher scream "OMG" so loud that Rihanna became mentally retarded and then walked around saying 'What's My Name.' Well, Willow Smith became so annoyed she threatened to Whip Her Hair at Rihanna if she didn't stop. Bruno Mars got so mad he threw a grenade at her. But then Ke$ha, defending Willow, said We R Who We R! So they started fighting and everyone backed up, but Eminem came in, saying 'I'm Not Afraid' saving the world.

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly.

7) SAY DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Me: GROUP HUG!!!!! *HUGS YOU*
You: AGGHHHH!!! GET OFF OF ME!!!

15 Things To Do In Wal-Mart!

1) SET all the alarm clocks in Housewares
to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2) MAKE a tail of tomato juice on the
floor leading to the rest rooms.

3) WALK up to an employee and tell him/her
in an official tone,"'Code 3' in housewares"...
and see what happens.

4) G0 the Service Desk and ask to put a
bag of M&M's on lay away.

5) MOVE a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign
to a carpeted area.

6) SET up a tent in the camping department
and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in
if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
department.

7) WHEN a clerk asks if they can help you,
begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you
people just leave me alone?"

8) LOOK right into the security camera &
use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9) WHILE handling guns in the hunting
department, ask the clerk if he knows
where the anti-depressants are.

10) DART around the store suspiciously
loudly humming the "Mission Impossible"
theme.

11) IN the auto department, practice
your "Madonna look."

12) Hide in a clothing rack and when
people browse through, say "PICK ME!"
"PICK ME!"

13) WHEN an announcement comes
over the loud speaker, assume the
fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO!
It's those voices again!!"

14) GO into a fitting room and shut
the door and wait a while and then yell,
very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15) Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw
them down the aisle, shouting
"Go, Pikachu, Go!"

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! IF YOU HAVE DONE AT LEAST ONE OF THESE, YOU ARE NOW WORTHY OF BEING A PERSON!!!!

9 Things I hate about people:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my pants when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Dang right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say, "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?!

5. When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?". No Loser, I paid money to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'.. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, and can't be new.

8.When people say "Life is short". What the heck?! Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU HATE ANNOYING PEOPLE!!!!!!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you sayin "DARN! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shirt and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Will help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap your prince and bring him to you.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when you break up.
BEST FRIENDS: Will walk up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!!

COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOU HAVE A BEST FRIEND!!!!!!

Summary of Life:
Great Truths Little Children Have Learned:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always seem to catch the second person.
4) Never ask your three year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze while someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same times.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of mild.
9) Never wear polka-dot underwear under a pair of white shorts.
10) The best place to be when sad is on Grandma's lap.

Great Truths Adults Have Learned:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet...with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak was yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging in the inside.
6) Middle age is choosing the cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

Great Truths About Growing Old:

1) Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair you once got from roller coasters.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but no one bothers to ask the questions.
6) Time is a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age just comes alone.

Four Stages of Life:

You believe in Santa Claus.
You don't believe in Santa Claus.
You are Santa Claus.
You look like Santa Claus.

Read each sentence slowly and carefully:
A how cat.
A to cat.
A keep cat.
An a cat.
A retard cat.
A busy cat.
A for cat.
A forty cat.
A seconds cat.
Now read the second word in each sentence…

True Story Time: (no, it's not a scary story. boo hoo to u.)

One day in history class, my teacher, Mr. Jeans, was bothering us.

Mr. Jeans is one of those really cool teachers whose funny, and all the students like to make fun of, because, well, we just like too. Anyway, we were playing Jeopardy, trying to study for our Revolutionary War test, when he starts bothering me.

He pulls my chair back, making me scream like a little girl (well, I am a girl, but you get the point).

I screamed 'You destestable creature!' at him. I've actually become quite famous for that ingenious remark. In fact, The Purple Platypus Monster had the nerve to put it on her profile. I will get her one day...GRRRRRRR...

WHAT AM I?

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
You go to a prep/private school (or anyplace where you have to pay a tuition.)
Total : 4

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death. Duh who doesn't!
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/satanist/agnostic.
Total : 1

PUNK

You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV (The feeling is mutual.)
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. Duh my hair was that color when I was born!
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
You use a hairbrush, stick, etc. and use it as a microphone and rock out to punk rock.
Total : 3

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band (Does orchestra count??? If so, then that means I'm saying yes to all of these nerd comments. O.o)
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 6

EMO

You cut yourself over depression (wth?? who does this?? where are they??)
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses. (What does THAT have to do with being Emo?)
You like the band Evanescence (Well, I like the music, but i don't like the music videos.)
You cry easily.
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
Well who likes to be called emo and where are these people!
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
You think emo chicks/guys are hot. (NOT!!!)
Total : 1

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants. (What the hades does THIS have to do with being ghetto/gangsta?)
You swear once in a while or alot
You have free styled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance
Total : 0 and I live in the Hood!

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles (wth are ninja turtles?)
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance (ALL MUSIC) (well, sorta. not really, actually.)
Hair has been died more than 1 color (highlights!)
Total: 1

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.

your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number
Total : 8

I’m Athletic and come from an athletic crazed family. I also live in the hood right now and I’m not even considered anything like a person from the hood which is good! Also I’m not a geek because I don’t like school like geeks and if I ever did something wrong related to school I would be in sooooo much trouble I would be grounded like for two weeks and have no electronics for a month. Harsh.

If you're weird, then you're normal. If you're normal, then you're weird.

Anaditdaephobia- The fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.

Hakuna Matata- There are NO worries.

Sarcasm- A way to insult stupid people without them knowing it.

Oh? Paper beats rock? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you.

If someone insults you say, 'How sweet. Thanks for noticing.' and walk away.

If someone says you'll die old and alone, say, 'No I won't, I'll have my cats.'

If you're not as pretty as the most popular girl in school, don't fret. Her beauty is only skin deep. Your's is on the inside. That's where it counts.

If you'd rather read then party, GREAT!!!!!!!!!!

If you like to jump in rain puddles and don't care about your clothes of your hair, you're not alone.

If your a geek scream it from the roof tops.

If your a nerd be proud of your brain, and if your a jerk...well you get the point.

Have you ever wondered:

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

Don't click here! Or suffer the consequences...*you click it* *zeus strikes you with lightning* Told you there'd consequences. But you didn't listen...Tisk tisk tisk

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mommy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But Mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry Mommy I had to go, but Mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mommy please tell Daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mommy why'd it have to be me, no one deserves this

Mommy warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss

And Mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But Mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mommy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mommy I wanted to live

But Mommy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mommy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you Mommy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mommy all I wanted to say is "Mommy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "Goodbye"

Now you have two choices:

1). Re-post and show you care

2). Ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

1. Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

the BIG difference between friends and BEST friends

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumb ass?"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME! LET’S DO IT AGAIN!!

"Elmo knows where you live". If you shivered after you read this, copy and paste this into your profile.

To Every Girl:

To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly.

To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy.

To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky.

To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.

To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.

To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that idiot instead.

To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.

To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.

To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.

To every girl that won't get down on her knees and open her mouth just to get a boyfriend.

To every girl that just wants to hold hands.

To every girl that kisses him with meaning.

To every girl who just wishes he cared more.

To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.

To every girl who just wants him to call.

To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.

To every girl that just wants to cuddle.

To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.

To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one."

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.

To every girl who is just looking for that one and only. and is having a rough time along the way.

To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.

To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.

To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.

To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face. never again

To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.

(This has happened to me. It has happened 5 times so I am scared to give my heart and sole to someone in case they don't want me back. It hurts but I always cover it up in a smile and hope tomorrow will be a better day and I try to make it a better day.)

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree. The

boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

1. Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wonder if other websites have these 'copy and paste' things, but don't know because you spend about 90% of your time on FanFiction anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that those who criticize our generation forget who raised it, copy and paste this on your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teens would be dead if Ambercromibe and Fitch said to stop breathing, if you're part of the 8 that would be laughing your head off, copy and past this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, or the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that people who try to fit in with the bratty, popular people need to get a real life, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they can spread their 6-AM cheer to say, Martians, copy this into your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten your own name while introducing yourself copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever spent more than six hours on FanFiction copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish writing fanfiction was a school subject, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.

If you ever wonder who makes up these 'copy and paste this into your profile' things, copy and past this into your profile

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

90 prosent of teens today would die if Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed If you are one of the 10 prosent that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, Itachi'sbestfangirl, The New Legendary Sannin, Neko Graphic, XeverythingXseemsXwrongX, Kawaii Chibi-kun, Xx Falcon's Eye xX, SaturnXK, Silverleaf2157, HOATTSTHG

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill very many people.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window or break down a door.

I used to have a life but, that was before Fanfiction.

Don't look for inspiration. Start working and inspiration will come to you.

Take risks, if you win you will be happy; if you lose you will be wise.

There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then procede to tell you exactly why it isn't.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and dark side, and holds the universe together.

Why are wrong numbers never busy?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Doesn't 'expecting the unexpecting' make the unexpected expected?

I do visit reality, although it's only on a tourist visa.

I used to have a handle on life; then it broke.

Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is.

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

THE BOY/GIRL QUIZ

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (gotta love the little cars)
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Some people think I''m always crazy!)
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth. (sometimes)
Sleep with your socks on at night
TOTAL:12/24

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelery. (not that much but a few things)
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up. (I only take looooonnnggg showers)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies. (Who doesn't?)
You used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of everything.
You worship fashion magazines.
TOTAL:13/25

Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

-Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!! (Yup. My friend threw it at me and I turned around BOOM it hit me!!)

-Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em.

-What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

-Heh. I'm looking forward to regretting this

-Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why

-I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

-A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

-They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

-It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how the fuck you did it.

-When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

Take time and read each sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

I do visit reality once in a while. Want to see my tourist visa?

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

I used to have super powers, but my therapist took them away.

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

I'm not random. I just have many bluebird waffles

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

The below statement is true

The above statement is false

In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are you so scared?!

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

I know KUNG-FU! And 42 other dangerous words

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

Hi! I'm human. What're you?

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!

I haven't lost my marbles, they're under my bed somewhere.

Don't take life too seriously -You'll never get out of it alive.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

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Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe in
God...

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!

This story is Amazing

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (I don't approve of Gayness but if your love is the same sex as you then ok for you.)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Thats what my friends say.)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I'm a girl...awkward)
I have Big (ish) BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.(What does this mean?)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (I don't wear this stuff.)
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. (Nope just middle class!)
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (I like to garden.)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (I haven't wrote about her yet, soon!)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (I don't agree fully on some topics.)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting (catholic)
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

I'm a BURNETTE so I MUST think I'm better then redheads, blondes, and other dark haired people.

I am SAD A LOT so I MUST be depressed. (Well my grandma's going to die a slow and painful death soon, my boyfriend of two years cheated with me and broke up with me (dating the other girl a year an a half!), and I just lost a few (4) friends to suicide and two others are probably about to commit suicide to. I just am going through a rough time. At least I'm not depressed.)

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problem

"Don't worry, I'm so over him. I honestly don't ca--"
he walks by
"Oh my gosh, he's gorgeous..."

I didnt fall for him...
my best friend pushed me

When you find a real man...
Ask him if he has a SINGLE brother!

Him: What time should i ask to be home?
Her: Never.
Him: Deal. . . think mom'll go for it?
Her: If not, i'll kidnap you.
Him: Its not kidnapping if i go willingly
Her:...pretend to fight me then!

Trying love a second time is like eating a hamburger, throwing it up, and then eating it again.

Girl: your amazing
Boy: why's that?
Girl: because your the only thing that keeps me sane
Boy: really because your the only thing that drives me crazy

Boy: who do you like
girl: some guy that doesnt like me
boy: well then he is missing out
girl: who do you like?
Boy: some girl who likes some guy whos missing out

Guys are horrible creatures
They break our hearts
And never bother to mend it
But yet we love them so

Love is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's true warmth.

Ohh my, you clearly are oblivious to the fact that your eyes do so much damage.

I love him,
oh yes
i
do..
He's for
me
and not for
you
so if by chance
you
take
my place...
i'll take
my
fist and smash
your
face

Love is a stalker, it just never leaves you alone.

I was sad when i found out that you were taken...
but then i saw her and laughed cause she was UGLY!!

They say kissing is the language of love. Care to indulge in a little convo?

Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

I didn't fall for you... You tripped me.

We have a communication problem and I don't wanna talk about it.

Its hard to pretend you love someone when you dont but its even harder to pretend you dont love someone when you really do

I just want one guy to come up and say to me "sorry my whole entire gender sucks"

He broke my heart...So I broke his JAW!!

I wish they sold hearts at walmart. I would buy them in bulk so when one gets broken I can shug it off and say it's ok I got more... then I would never feel this pain again. (Cheesy, yes. True? Yes.)

"Guys are like babies, you never really know exactly what they want, but we can make a pretty good guess."

Pass the liquor... the boy is still ugly!

he Said "i love you" and i sneezed and said "ohh sorry;; But im Alergic to :.B.u.l.l.s.h.i.t.

Every time i walk pass you my words jummble into something stupid ...so i come out with somthing like...i like your phone...it's very small..(ackward silence)

I have skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?

Virginity is like a bubble, one tiny prick and it's gone.

.heres to the guys that have us.the losers that lost us.& the lucky b-astards that will meet us.

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

GUY: you look familiar
GIRL:really?
GUY:yeah but idk where i saw you
GIRL:oh you probably just looked up nerd in the dictionary
GUY:More like beautiful

If nothing lasts forever, can i be your nothing?

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks.

When life gives you lemons trade them for guys.

Friends aren't suppose to be jealous
when you meet a new guy;
they're suppose to ask if they have a
brother!

A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary.

Girls don't make mistakes, we date them.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

HOW TO SUCCEED AT BEING A NORMALTEENAGER (In 15 easy steps):

1. The first step in becoming a normal, bland, and spineless individual is very simple. Never think. About anything. Ever. If you have a thought, let it go. Let someone else think for you. Thinking is hard. Let someone else do it. Save your little conformist brain cells for something less difficult.

2. Now let's talk about music. You like unique music? Not anymore! You get to listen to the same generic, repetitive sound that everyone else does. You know, that one beat over and over with the words "Yeah", "baby" and "ooh" being repeated. Lucky you!

3. To be normal, you've gotta dress normal. If you're a girl, that means you wear leggings as pants and cut up your t-shirts so they just barely cover your chest. Uggs are a must, for any time of the year, including midsummer. If you're a guy, you wear the hem of your pants on the back of your knees. Overly violent band t-shirts for bands that you only know one song for is highly recommended. Jerseys and shorts are the number one choice for extremely cold weather.

4. Now that you're dressed like the little snowflake you are, it's time to talk about relationships with your parents! The next time they ask you to perform a non time-consuming chore or a small favor, be sure to throw a complete tantrum in the kitchen. Tell them how much you hate them and how they don't accept your individuality, as they can see by your intuition in fashion. Be sure to include that they don't love you and that they wish you were never born. Follow this by running to your room and slamming your door off its hinges. If they attempt to speak to you at any time after this, lay face down on your bed and scream at them through your pillow. Scream about how no one loves you and let your excessive eye makeup run down your face, too.

5. To ensure that you're everyone's favorite person in the morning, don't ever sleep. It's recommended that you should stay up all night on Facebook chat, having the exact same conversation with nine different people. It should be going something like this: YOU: hey "FRIEND": hi YOU: wassup "FRIEND": nm, u YOU: nm "FRIEND": im bored YOU: same "FRIEND": wat r u doin YOU: nothing u "FRIEND": nothing YOU: lol "FRIEND": lol …And should continue this way until the wee hours in the morning. During this time, no homework should be done, and only caffeine and sugar filled foods should be consumed.

6. If someone offers you an alcoholic drink, TAKE IT. CHUG IT DOWN. YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO LOOK LIKE A LOSER WHO DOESN'T DRINK. YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. DRINK IT. DRINK IIIIIIIIIIT.

7. Speaking of your amazing friends that are so nice to you and you to them, you must remain in contact with them at all times. They have to know everything that's happening in your life, just like you need to know theirs. Every time you start and finish a meal, update your Facebook status. Each time you borrow your mom's car to drive to someone's house to do nothing but sit on their couch for three hours, you should tweet when you left, while you drive there, when you get there, while you're there, when you leave, on your way home, and when you get home. Your phone must be in your hand, or within five inches of it at all times. You can't afford to not have it. What if you miss an important tweet? Your friend could be eating a cheeseburger and you won't know about it! YOU NEED THAT PHONE. Treat it like your child. No, treat it BETTER than your child, which you'll likely have in the next two years. *Important Note: Don't forget to do it while you drive!

8. Go beat up/ridicule a gay kid. Even a kid you think is gay and really isn't. Assume that every guy in the school play and any girl not dressing like a slut is gay.

9. You must use these words/phrases a minimum of five times per minute: - 'Like' - 'Um' or 'Uh' - 'Ohmigod' - 'Literally' - 'Legit' - 'I know, right?!' - 'Dude' - A swear of some kind - 'THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!' - A misinterpretation of the word 'Irony' (And for those familiar with internet vernacular) - 'Derp' and/or 'Herp' - 'Fail' - 'FFFFFFUUUUUU' - 'ASDFASDFASDFASDFASDF' - 'WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN' - Sentences that begin with 'Y U NO' - 'UR GAY' - 'FIRST!'

10. No matter how pretty, thin, and beautiful your outward appearance is, you must always dismiss yourself as "ugly", "disgusting", "hideous", etc.

11. Interpret EVERYTHING you see and hear as sexual.

12. You should ALWAYS expect sympathy from others no matter WHAT you do. Expect that your friends will cry and hug you when you tell them about that tragic weekend your mom took your phone away, ALL because you were caught driving drunk and having sex.

13. The only words you read should come from a TV, a computer screen, or your phone. Reading is for losers who don't have friends to text.

14. If you are doing poorly in any class, expect that the teacher secretly hates you. They really, really hate you. Even though you're doing awesome in that class, they give you bad grades because they are secretly trying to destroy you, and keep from you getting into the party school you want to go too, even though mommy and daddy will buy your way in there anyway. It's NEVER your fault. That teacher WANTS to see you crash and burn. Don't forget to say that to their face and to complain to all of your friends!

15. What's that? SOMEONE IS ACTING DIFFERENTLY FROM YOU! They are assaulting your individuality with individuality of their own! They don't listen to the music you do! They're a girl, and you can't even see their bra straps! How can she hope to be respected when she's not even a d-cup?! They're a guy and you can't even see their boxers! The smell of Axe body spray isn't activating your gag reflex! You know what you must do? ATTACK! DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY! How dare they act more intelligent and insightful than you, even though they are! DESTROY THEM PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY! What's this?! THEY'RE GAY TOO? NO! THAT GOES AGAINST THE RELIGION YOU SAY YOU FOLLOW BUT REALLY DON'T! NOOOOOOO!*explode*

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE NOW A COMPLETELY NORMAL TEEN. Go cry now. (sad, but so true for about half of my highschool...)

EVER WONDER:

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

Cute but psycho- things even out.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!

My heart is not a playground

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one

I don't need your attitude. I got one of my own

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

I'm looking forward to regretting this.

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

Join the dark side. We have cookies!

I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

I don't take orders, and I don't deliver death wishes. If you wish to die, kill yourself.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS!

There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

I see regular people! Run for your lives!

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

You say physco like it's a bad thing (some people just don't understand)

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Normal people worry me.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I think they named oranges before they named carrots. "Hey, what are these?" "They're Orange." "What about these?" "Ah Shit!"

If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!"

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

I intend to live forever *looks at watch* so far, so good

Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again.

Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight

Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you

You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you

I am not weird... just plotting

I don't obsess! I think intensely!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die.

Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

You know you're stressed out when you can hear mimes.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.

Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry

Proof that the world is going to end because of Man kinds stupidity:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to what? Outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5. If you have A.D.D press 6 no 7 no 8 no 6 no 7 no 9 no 0 look shiny! If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?", copy this onto your profile then add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A.,Evil Genus of the C.O.C.A., Invador Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, BellaBookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Spottedlilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.for.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid Cliche, rainxface, maximumride24,FangsGirl24601, A Silenced Angel, UNDERLANDERfromtheOVERLAND, sunshine2006578, SareRide9, XXForrestStarXX, MelRose520, Anna Ride, FireBreathingCowGirlzWithWingz, iggsplosives, Randommonium135, Silverleaf2157, HOATTSTHG, Demi-godDaughterofApollo

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101

Mom turns on radio:

BABY BABY BABY OOH OH BABY BABY BABY OH

Girl: TURN THAT OFF!

Mom: she has a sweet voice :)

Girl:... That's Justin Bieber

Mom: O_o Justin is a boy name

Girl:... exactly

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

Have you ever wondered why that if you forget to log in and do a poll it takes you to a page and it says the browser has cookies, why don’t we get any cookies! I just had to put that there and I saw it today and it made me laugh.

Yay!!!! You've made it to the end! You get something...a cookie, maybe. (You read all of this? I'm impressed.)

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The Company of Light by GothicPunk123 reviews
Percy is betrayed by everybody but a Daughter of Oceanus comforts him. Chaos found them roaming the earth and decided to let them join the Company of Light. Please No Flames. Not your Average CHAOS Story. I know that there is a ton of stories like this but I can assure you that it will have a twist that makes it different than the rest. Percy/OC, UPDATED: A VERY IMPORTANT A/N! :))
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,469 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Percy J.
Guardians of Chaos Book 1: Dark Skies by AssassinOfNeptune reviews
When all children of the Sea God are exiled, what will Percy do? Along with his new siblings, he must run away to avoid being killed. But what happens when Chaos finds them? Rated T because I'm paranoid. It's my first story so don't complain! Please review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,876 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Tartarus by TackAttack reviews
Percy is brought to Tartarus to be tortured by Gaia and Kronos after he saves Annabeth's life during the Giant War.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,263 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Burried by one-word-at-a-time reviews
While in the midst of a battle against the giants, Hazel discovers a crevasse leading to the underworld and it is one of many that the seven of the prophecy must close before the doors of death themselves can be. Please R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,093 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Percy J., Hazel L. - Complete
chao's elites by Yikesoofyeet reviews
when they all fall for Jamie he is forgotten, their savoir will delve into an adventure, with friends brothers, and pizza. will his new 'friend' help him get over her . this is not your average chaos story nor will it ever be, and what is with the cookies that make them so good
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,142 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Percy J.
Percy and Friends Become Gods by hungergames.percyjackson reviews
The Olympians have died out leaving their kids take their place. Drama,love,troubles, and stress await our friends in their new adventure. Warning: May be OOC and flames will be overlooked. Picture from some Greek mythology websiter- I do not own.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,321 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Percy J.
Olympus Undead: City Of Refuge by deadmanwalking123 reviews
AU. Zombie fic. 6 months after an infection Percy tries to make it back to his home in New York. Is the journey worth the risk? WARNING: rated T for a reason. Character Death, Mild Language/Scenes. Maybe pairings later on... In Need Of A Beta!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Back for Revenge by PercyJFanatic reviews
Percy, Thalia and Nico all sent to Tartarus and betrayed by the gods. Now theyre back, and pissed off.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 151 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Percy J., Thalia G.
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Gone with War reviews
This is the final battle against the Earth Goddess and their will be an unexpected person with a huge part of the story. Will Percy and his friends make it out alive or will it be the end. In Annabeth's POV and more. Rated K for life and death themes, only hints of it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Annabeth C. - Complete
Demi School reviews
The last one got deleted so I'm putting this back up. It has all our favorite Demi-gods and someone who will catch Connor's eye. I have the schedule and I will make it a bit different because I need to fit it to the new schedule! Peace,Hugs, Pizza, and Kittens! Rated T just in case and flames will be used to make Hamburgers, hotdogs, bacon, and toasted bread!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012