Joxas
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Joined 06-09-12, id: 4048125, Profile Updated: 04-03-14
Author has written 3 stories for Earthbound, and Super Smash Brothers.

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Sex: Male

Relationship status: I'm Single

Hates: When people look and review a fanfic just because they hate the pairing, or because its between 2 guys or 2 girls.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

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If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Fancy a challenge? Try this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
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I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever fell asleep in class, copy this into your profile.

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, Sighcoe, Navaka114, kai2, MoonlitexAngel, TheImperfectDarkOne, Joxas

E...put this

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R...your

T...profile

H...to

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O...EarthBound

U...from

N...being

D...hated

!...it shows you care!

If you think that Lucas from Mother 3 and Super Smash Bros. is NOT a wuss (he was forced to kill his own brother, for crying out loud!) copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Icy the Glaceon, Livcario, Metaknight4ever, ThePersonofAwesomeness, Negai Liu, TheImperfectDarkOne, Joxas

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.(BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASEXUAL so I MUST be heartless.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I
tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (FanBoy)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (I do love them all! And yes, I’m very childish.)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I never/rarely CRY, so I MUST be a heartless bitch.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

IF YOU WANT LUCAS IN SMASH BROS BRAWL 4 ADD THIS TO YOUR PROFILE

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Twilight's Celestial Heroes by darkyami1214 reviews
"If Zant ever found out it would be a danger to my country... But if I don't do anything what good would come? I've come to terms with my decision. I will defend my kingdom." (ZeldaXLink), (Midna/Link friendship), (Ilia/Link family) *AU name: Mageverse*
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,890 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Link, Zelda, Midna
Reunited With That One Boy by LordLenne reviews
AU Mother 1/2/3, Sequel to "That One Boy." Four years have passed since Lucas and Claus moved to Fourside. Taking the chance to return to Onett, they reunite with Ness and Ninten, and begin to spend the rest of their lives together...but what awaits Lucas is someone new in the way of his love for Ness. NessXLucas, shounen-ai/yaoi.
Earthbound - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,007 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Ness, Lucas - Complete
Hello, Doctor by MandaxPanda reviews
Sora's a single parent taking care of his five-year-old daughter Kairi all on his own. But Sora's and Kairi's lives change after meeting Dr. Riku Uchida, a pediatrician who soon becomes a big part of their lives. SoraXRiku YAOI. Rated M. READ AND REVIEW! :D
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 180,815 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Sora, Riku
The Elgang play Elsword? by Ultimation reviews
One year after the elgang has saved the el, they return home to Hamel only to find... AN ONLINE GAME BASED ON THEM? the elgang play elsword, and shows their SECOND journey... In a computer. Rated T for some swearing. No real pairings really just showing them playing elsword.
Elsword - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013
That One Boy by LordLenne reviews
AU Mother 1/2/3. Claus and Lucas move to a new town known as Onett. There, in an accidental encounter, Lucas meets Ness, the one boy that he'll never regret meeting. NessXLucas, and on the side, ClausXNinten. Fanart story image by yanano of devART!
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,892 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Ness, Lucas - Complete
Welcome to the BRAWL World by PKFlash reviews
Lucas joins Brawl and quickly learns that things are not what they seem. Pretty dark themed. NessxLucas.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,215 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Ness, Lucas
Kingdom Hearts: Secrets of Memories by shirozora reviews
Memories still sleep, waiting to awaken. A war awaits but the great leaders still slumber. The fates of four teenagers intertwine when Sora meets a stranger in the heart of Twilight Town. Love, hate, loss, light, and darkness await them...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 440,804 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Complete
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Eggcelent Sundays
Easter at SmashCastle! (Disclaimer- I don't own anything.)
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Lucas, Ness - Complete
Flatmate from Heaven reviews
This is the story of Ness and Lucas's lives together.
Crossover - Earthbound & Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 3/19/2013
Christmas Party Gone Crazy - Christmas 2013
This is my view on how the Christmas Party would go at Smash Castle. Forgive me for it not living up to title.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Complete