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This is going to be very random and probably not worth reading- but read it anyway. I know you want to.
Hi I'm Chels, I like singing, reading and writing.
LLAMA SONG (because bacon)
Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little Llama Fuzzy Llama, Funny Llama, llama llama duck Llama, llama, cheesecake, llama, tablet, brick, potato llama, llama llama, mushroom llama, llama llama duck I was once a treehouse, i lived in a cake, though i never saw the way, the orange slayed the rake, i was only three years dead, but it told a tale and now listen, little child, to the safety rail Have you ever seen a llama, kiss a llama, on a llama llama's llama, tastes of llama, llama llama duck half a llama, twice a llama, not a llama, farmer llama llama in a car, alarm a llama llama duck is it how it's told now? is it all so old? is it made of lemon juice? doorknob, ankle, cold now my song is getting thin, i've run out of luck! time for me to retire now, and become a duck
THIS IS SO WEIRD!! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
-If you are the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal, copy and paste this into your profile
-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
-If you think being weird is cooler than being cool. Copy & Paste this into your profile
-If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy this onto your profile.
-If you have ever fell UP the stairs, copy and paste this in your profile.
-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile.
-If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile.
-If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.
-If you have an obsession with Fan Fiction, copy and paste this into your profile. -
If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile.
-If you've ever read ALL night, copy this into you profile.
-If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
-If you have WAY too much time on your hands and you’re on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.
-If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.
-92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
-65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV than reading. If you are part of the 35 who read more than you watch TV then copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
-Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
-If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (What girl doesn't not like Chocolate?)
-If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (maybe...)
-If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.
-Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.
-Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.
-Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
-If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.
-98 of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
-Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
-If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
-If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile.
-If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
-If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apparent reason; copy this to your profile.
-Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
-If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
-Several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.
-We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.
-I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, alpha-omega1996, tlover13, tigger-612 citygirl09, foreverroses,vampireacademygirl65, pinkdonodudelover83, Foreva-Failing-Maths
-I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
PLeAsE pUt ThiS iN yOu'Re PrOfiLe:
If you want abortion to end now, post this in your profile!
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.The irony...
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile
People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever answered a question with a really obvious answer copy and paste this on your profile!
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you can understand this, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever ran out of your room because you could smell food, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever been so caught up in a fanfic you took your iPod into the toilet...AND THEN DROPPED IT DOWN THE TOILET, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you listened to the whole 'dumb ways to die' song and then when it got to the end about metro you were like WHAT.THE.HELL, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you can sing 'the llama song' faster than the guy on YouTube can, copy and past this to your profile
If you actualy took the time to learn EVERY WORD of 'the llama song', copy and paste this to your profile
Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
Lol, IM ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT had this on her profile and I thought it was hilarious and, oddly, true!!
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
Thanks for finding that strange act of randomness and total trueness!! :) lol :PP If you actually stayed to read all of that than I give you a virtual puppy. If you enjoyed my total block of randomness maybe pm me and tell me. Ha maybe, maybe is such a cute word. Don't you think?
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