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Joined 06-10-12, id: 4048590, Profile Updated: 09-14-13
Author has written 5 stories for Skulduggery Pleasant series, and Death Note.

Hi everyone.

I'm Gaby and my favourite smily face that you can do on the computer is :P. I call it the "derp face" but that's just me.I will probably end up putting that face in all of my authors notes. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!
Anyway, all randomness aside, if you didn't guess already, I love Skulduggery Pleasant. But don't worry I wont bore you by writing storys only on Skulduggery Pleasant, I will do different things aswell :D. I am a fan of reading and I am a computer geek. I love the game Minecraft and just being on my laptop (mostly being on my laptop consists of watching people on Youtube play Minecraft, Happy Wheels, Vlogs, making movies and playing scary games XD).
I am from Wales and I am 14. Also I have nothing interesting to say so. Yes. :P

MUSIC:

Panic!At the Disco, You Me At Six, My Chemical Romance, All Time Low, blink-182, Heavans Basement,Bowling for Soup, Avril Lavigne, , Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy, All-American Rejects, P!nk.

BOOKS:

Skulduggery Pleasant ('The Golden God' Derek Landy) , Morganville Vampires (Rachel Caine), The Saga Of Darren Shan (Darren Shan), Dead Beautiful, Life Eternal (Yvonne Woon), Mist (Kathryn James).

MOVIES:

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Askiban, Men In Black 1,2 and 3. Dr. Seuss' Cat In the Hat, Beauty and the Beast.

T.V. PROGRAMS:

How I met your mother, Big Bang Theory, Casualty, Adventure Time.

YOUTUBERS:

Pewdiepie, Tomska, danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, Swoozie, Mr.Weeble,

ANIME:

Death Note, AngelBeats!, Ouran High School Host Club, Fairy Tail, Bleach, SonicX, Vampire Knight, Black Butler, Blue Exorcist, Full Metal Alchemist, Shuffle.

Check my deviantART page! My name is AppleCupcakePerson :D.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with a lot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, Always Running The Labyrinth, IzzydaWolfeGrrl, YayForMagicDetectivesAndStuff, Skylair Hernandez, AppleCrumblePerson

Favourite Charactors! in order of favouritism:

Skulduggery Pleasant- Varien Scapegrace, Billy-Ray Sanguine, Dusk..., FLETCHER RENN

Morganville Vampires- MYRNIN, Eve, Claire, Shane, Michael

Death Note- Team Whammy Boys 5eva L, Mello, Near, Matt, Mikami, Misa, Matsuda and Mogi because without Mogi, there wouldn't be Death Note.

Black Butler- Grell (gotta love a gay fanboy), Pluto, Finny, Mey-Rin, Bardroy, Tanaka, Sebby x

Blue Exorcist- Mepphy :3, Amaimon, Bon, Shima, Rin.

My favourite part of the whole Morganville Vampires series so far is page 267 book 6. Myrnin ripping up The Book sitting on top of Bishops statue, ARDENTIA VERBA!!

And now a song shown to me by Lucilia Venom called Broken Glass, thank you :P:

It's fun to run, It's fun to play, It's fun to make things out of clay, It's fun to fill your car with gas, It's fun to break...things made of glass.
It's fun to spray your self with Mace, It's fun to squeeze your mothers face, It's fun to mow your daddies grass, It's fun to break...things made of glass.
But broken glass can cut your hand, And then you'll bleed across the land, Ask any woman, child or man, About the dangers...of broken glass, Broken glass.
I like nice guys with gum disease, I like to tickle people's knees, Don't tell me no just tell me yes, And then we'll break..things made of glass.
Sometimes I put on special pants, And then I board a plane to France, When I arrive I start to dance, And then I break...things made of glass.
(Yeah I know dance doesn't rhyme with glass, So what cha gonna do about it huh?)
But broken glass will tell you lies,Bleed your soul and blind your eyes, Like a demon with a side of fries, You better be aware...of broken glass, of broken glass.
(Harmonica solo!)
(Mmm, children that glass sure does look delicious, doesn't it? But you can't eat it.)
'Cause broken glass is not a food, So don't listen to some dude, Who says put some cheese on broken glass, And make a sand-a-wich! Out of broken glass.
Let's sing a song about broken glass, I'll help you write it after class, There is no song that can surpass, The song we sing...about broken glass.
(About broken glass.)

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are part of the 0. 0000001 per cent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you like to freak the hell out of people, just to see the look in their faces, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hated it when Severus Snape died, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't give a damn about being popular, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tickled the hell out of someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think a better world is possible, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

If you like reading fics, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone ever called you insane or crazy and you laughed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever laughed so devilishly that everyone around you backed off, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever gazed blankly at somewhere, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever had a cute pet, copy and paste this it into your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt bored at school, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever managed to steal cookies from the kitchen, without getting caught, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

97 of 100 teens would stand there and look terribly sad if they saw their favourite character in tears on the ground and in need of comfort, If you are one of the 3 that would get down, hug them, wipe away their tears, and tell them that you love them and start to cry with them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your playlist is 15 songs or longer, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you play an instrument copy and paste in your profile.

Copy and paste these into your profile if it happens to you too. If your back hurts because you've been on the computer too long . If you are constantly quoting things and no-one has any idea what you're saying. If you can't figure out what docx is and you go crazy from frustration. If it took you five years to notice a huge service elevator at the library, when you go there everyday! If when you go to return your library books you come back with more than what you started with. If you add too many n's and s's to words. If you haven't been able to sleep for worry of The Russian mafia, Chuck Norris, Global Warming, Becoming Nocturnal, or Failing grades (particularly if your an A student) Oh and people I do all of these things!! All the time!!

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up.

Some people like Dreamworks more than Pixar, and some people like Pixar more than Dreamworks. If you're one of those people who likes them both and think that arguing which one is better is stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that no one, no matter how mean, deserves to be hit by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard at something that anyone nearby questioned your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you questioned your own sanity afterwards as well, copy and paste this into your profile too.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is just another word for cold. So if I'm not cold, I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Boys are like Slinkies. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Perfection is the pursuit of perfection.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.

I'd rather be hated for who I am then loved for who I'm not.

Guns don't kill people. People kill people.

If guns kill people, then can I blame all my misspells on my pencil?

I know I just said 'Guns don't kill people. People kill people.' But I think that guns help! I mean, not much would happen if you just sit there and yell 'BOOM'

My friend overheard some people talking about me. How weird I was, how creepy, how wrong. But I just said 'I feel sorry for them' because I have a friend who told me, while their friends would sooner be the ones saying it.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a Best Friend will be sitting next to you saying "Let's do it again!"

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.

No I won't go to hell! They have a restraining order against me!

Life isn't trying to pass me by; it's trying to run me over!

You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.

I talk to myself because mine are the only answers I accept!

The extinction of the dinosaurs was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

When in doubt, make words up!

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

If you're going to be two-faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty!

Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tomorrow in Australia.

Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Oh, that red stuff leaking out of them? ...That's cooking oil.

Before you criticize a person, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes!

An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!

There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEAT PIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it's not.

Two things are infinite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity...

Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?

Don't you dare tell me that the sky is the limit while there are footsteps on the moon!

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now.

WARNING- lost kids will be sold to the circus

If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!

I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.

WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer!

There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't.

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow!

If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless.

A man who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame the problem... hehehe

Must stop copying and pasting... omg that's so true

I'm sorry I don't speak bullshit, but I do speak sign language... read my middle finger.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Ask for something to eat when over your place
BEST FRIENDS: Raid your fridge

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS AWSOME! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when you've been dumped
BEST FRIENDS: Have a shovel at the ready

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story, with real quotes!

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"...started it. I did. But my God it was boring. It was all 'forsooth and..." (Skulduggery Pleasant KOTW.)

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Jeremy. One of my friends. He's a manaquin.

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Scooby Doo Pirates Ahoy!

4.Without looking, guess what time it is:

10

5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

10:48 like a boss

6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

You Me At Six Promise Promise.

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Last night, I had to get the dog food out of the garage. It was cold and dark.

8.Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Profiles of people on here :P

9.What are you wearing

Jegins (if thats how you spell it :P) and a tank top that says 'Punk Wild Style'.

10.Did you dream last night?

No, sadly.

11.When did you last laugh?

This morning, I thought of something funny. I think it involved, no I'm not even going to say actually.

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

You Me At Six poster and grey paint.

13.Seen anything weird lately?

I discovered the Ermagerd meme. That was an eventful night of laughing fits.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's cool, I mean I have got nothing else to do to procrastinate.

15. What is the last film you saw?

InkHeart.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Tickets to America to try the food that has been on Man vs Food. I have ambitions in life XD

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I am part vampire.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would make unicorns real and rainbows appear everywhere. Then everyone would be happy.

19. Do you like to dance?

Yes but I can't I only dance when I am on my own :D.

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

IDK, so I will just pick a random name-

Alexis.

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

ditto

Daniel.


So far this whole profile has consisted of random stuff and nothing about me. (well except the top paragraph...) So yes you will know nothing about me >:D MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAH!!!! P.S. My spelling is terrible, I really don't know how I am in set 1 English...maybe its my amazing imagination...IDK.

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Vaurien Scapegrace: Last Stand of Dead Men by Onyx Sprita reviews
Drabble series. Warning: may not actually contain Vaurien Scapegrace, a last stand, or any dead men. First few chapters have been edited and are now slightly less rubbish!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 51 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 1/2/2011
SkulBook by RKellyn reviews
Skulduggery Pleasant as told through facebook. T, but should be M for Caelan's profile picture. Follow the SP characters as they struggle with their crime-fighting duties...and the writing of their next status update.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,857 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011
Under The Sheets by kawaiiryuzaki reviews
As the number one Kira suspect, Light has to spend every day with L and soon notices that the greatest challenge won't be to put up with the detective's constant teasing... (On hiatus, I'm sooo sorry ; ;)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,428 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Light Y., L
The Blonde Yippy Dog by GingerificFabulousTime reviews
Light has a new dog, Misa. Unfortunately it's one of those annoying yippy ones. Will his snarky comments be enough to cope with this terrifying feat, or will he need a little help along the way? Rating: T for swearing, bad jokes, and eventual LxLight ;)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,064 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Light Y., L
Sour Patch Kids by writingscientist reviews
Setting suns and candied conversations.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,207 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Light Y., L - Complete
Sing Me a Lullaby by WrittenInCrimson reviews
It seems that all those countless hours of lost sleep have finally caught up to Ryuzaki. The insomniac's suffering from some serious sleep deprivation, and it's up to Light to get him to bed, even if he's acting like a five-year-old. Light and L friendship fluffiness. Uh, Happy Easter! Please leave a review!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Light Y., L - Complete
Skulduggery Pleasant and Jocularity hipo by Jocularity Hipo reviews
About a mission on a ship as a terrible danger attacks. What shall happen? Will they survive?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012
Dear Blank, Sincerely Blank by Harmony-Rose Blake reviews
A load of short letters between the characters. May contain spoilers for all the books! I suck at summaries so you're better off just reading it. Rated T just to be safe.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 85 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011
I Won't Say by angeltrap reviews
Having found out L's name, Light decides - not bothering to ask L's opinion - that while L will always be Kira's enemy, he can still be Light's boyfriend. So naturally he's supposed to spend Christmas with L and his family at Wammy's, right? LightxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,013 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/1/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
I'll Always Make You Smile by RuikaRose reviews
Ka. L has developed a habit of falling asleep on Raito whenever they are together. Matsuda watches them and finds it all very cute. Sweet romance and some comedy. LxLight pairing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Loss Of Focus by NothingFromNowhereImNoOneAtAll reviews
In which Light cannot keep concentrated due to distractions by a certain detective... LightXL. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,638 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Linked by Keyhala reviews
Shounenai, RaitoxL, Oneshot [COMPLETE]'...It was certainly not because he felt more secure knowing that he was linked together with someone, and if he went down, he wouldn’t be alone...'
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Complete
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What Happens After Death reviews
So all our favourite characters from the series end up dying and leaving you wondering, what happens now? Well, this is that story. This is the story of what happens to our most loved characters after they kick-the-bucket. So now we can find out what REALLY happens after death. CONTAINS!- Character death, Yaoi (boyxboy), Swearing and all the other brilliant stuff. Enjoy and R&R 3
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,693 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Light Y., L, Mello, Matt
Apple's FanFic Emporium! reviews
Welcome to APPLE'S FANFIC EMPORIUM! You want Fletchyrie? WE GOT YO' FLETCHYRIE! You want your slash couples? WE GOT YO' SLASH COUPLES! You want some humor? WE'LL TRY OUR BEST! Everything you ever need in a good FanFic you can guarantee we got it (we cannot guarantee that there will be Valduggery...sorry.) Used to be called Random Stories About Vampires and Lollipops. R&R!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,743 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012
The Crossover reviews
Fletcher and Caelan realise how much they hate eachother, then a strange psychic vists them both. The next moring, they wake up in each others bodys Fletcher in Caelan's, Caelan in Fletcher's . Valkyrie and Fletcher are just friends and havn't dated at all yet. Enjoy and R&R please! :P
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,406 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Fletcher R., Caelan - Complete
The Red Flame reviews
The sequel to my 1st story, Skulduggery Pleasant A Love Story. You may want to read that or you may get confused with some things :P Villains may seem to be bad, but everyones got a soft side. Especially for Threnody Lilly. 5 years ago she was kidnapped by Dusk and now, a new head villain has command Billy-Ray, Dusk and Scapegrace to watch over her. *ABANDONED BY APPLE*
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,698 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012
Skulduggery Pleasant: A Love Story reviews
Skulduggery Pleasant and the crew on a holiday to France to rid Tanith of the remnaunt. While they are there, they come across new love and even a certain skelington is feeling the love. Was rated K but because of some of the end chapters rated T. ENJOY! :P
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,533 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012