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A kind of magic by KCousland reviews
Another answer to a Cheeky Monkeys challenge. A collection of one-shots and drabbles where Tara Amell tries to make Zevran happy, with mixed results.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,256 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Zevran A., Amell
Vergil's Ledger by GinaeEvans reviews
A series of entries taken from the journal of Vergil Sparda. These are in no particular order and will include passages from his childhood as well as adulthood. Warnings: Gore, violence and some sexual content. Also, Vergil is mean.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,658 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Vergil
Take Me To Infinity by Sever-Black reviews
How Shepard and Thane came to love each other. From when Shepard meets Thane to the end. A lot of detail to the characters. Not very good with summary sorry about that.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 177,439 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Death won't Bring Us Apart by Demonic-Kit reviews
Shepard saved Thane. Now it's his turn to save Shepard from the madness that threatens to consume her. The act she has kept up for years is cracking under the stress. How will the galaxy react when they see who their hero really is? Set in ME3. TXFemS
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 142,658 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Shepard (F), Thane K.
You Can't Have Your Cake by OnasiMagic reviews
The Reapers have been defeated, is that the same fate for Shepard & Kaidan's relationship? A simple argument has Kaidan questioning what went so terribly wrong.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F) - Complete
Dark Energy 3: End of Days by Melaradark reviews
The third in the Dark Energy Series. Covering the events of ME3 w/alternate 'fix-it' ending, follow renegade Del Shepard as she struggles to unite a galaxy...and stop a threat greater than anyone has ever before known. Rated M for language, violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 393,423 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni - Complete
Manipulations by akg.writes reviews
There was a line in one of her many psych evals about an impressive ability to compartmentalize. She supposed the psychologist hadn't been talking about her ability to dress an amputation in the field in under thirty seconds. Mass Effect 2
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 87 - Words: 372,788 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A.
The Internet by Hellfilly Deluxe reviews
A couple short stories parodying various websites on the internet. Even the one your on right now...
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Complete
Dark Energy 2: Trail of Shadows by Melaradark reviews
The second installment of the Dark Energy trilogy. Follow the continuing tale of renegade Del Shepard through the events of the second game as she comes to grips with dying, living, and saving the galaxy, all over again.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 398,417 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni - Complete
Results Beyond Hope by KroganVanguard reviews
Inspired by one of my favourite authors and characters. Cordelia Vorkosigan and Lois McMaster Bujold. This is what my brain spat out after a KinkMeme prompt about mercy in ME. Set during ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Shepard (F), Miranda L. - Complete
Life in Dark by Cherry13 reviews
After the events of past few weeks, Shepard and Garrus attempt to get their mission with the Reapers back on track. Instead, they find themselves entangled in the Shadow Broker's dark web. Sequel to "Insubordinating." A/U Rated M for violence/language/sex
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,229 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Cats on the Prowl by Hot elf reviews
When Cat Cousland meets a certain assassin, she quickly realizes that there's more to life than just picking locks and fighting darkspawn. F!Cousland/Zevran.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,104 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - [Cousland, Zevran A.] - Complete
Dark Energy by Melaradark reviews
Following a unique Renegade Shepard's story through all three games.Shepard is a real person, with real traumas...this is a side of her you have never seen. Will feature a Liara/FemShep romance.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 178,559 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni - Complete
How to Take a Life by Someone Who Isn't Me reviews
A parody of the song "How to Save a Life", by The Fray. It's a serial killer remix!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Complete
This is Your Life by Someone Who Isn't Me reviews
A short poem about Darth Vader's life and despair...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Darth Vader - Complete
Leave Out All The Rest by Kawaiicreole reviews
My first song-fic in forever! One-shot Fem/Shep and Thane pairing cause they rock! Rated M to be safe. R&R
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Zelda: Downpour by Dylan Kennedy reviews
We all know that at some point in time, Hyrule is flooded by the Goddesses when Ganondorf attempts to take over while Link is nowhere to be found. This story covers the 60 days leading up to the Great Flood in a Steampunkified Castle Town.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & V for Vendetta - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Ganondorf
Insubordinating by Cherry13 reviews
Sometimes, the past can come back to haunt you. Garrus and Shepard find themselves fighting for their lives and their love. Rated M for violence, adult themes, languages, and periodic smut. BTW, I love reviews, so please let me know what you think!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,849 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Alice On Elm Street by Swamp Thing reviews
I saw on Amazon that they sell the Freddy Krueger Living Dead Doll with the Alice In Wonderland ones for some reason, then I though "Hmm, well, they both deal with childhood fears and dreams" so I wrote this rhyme.
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Alice - Complete
Snack Time Gone Wrong by Wordgawk reviews
Vergil grabs a bite to eat and Lady takes offense from a remark he makes.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Lady/Mary, Vergil - Complete
A Brother's Nightmare by Ghostwriter reviews
Sam and Dean go to New Jersey to battle a dream monster.
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,457 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Complete
Kronos by Thess reviews
To give life or to bring death? A pregnant Seras Victoria ponders her choices before giving birth to Alucard’s child. A dark parody of sorts. One Shot.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
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