Archet
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Joined 06-10-12, id: 4049045, Profile Updated: 03-29-14
Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Silmarillion.

I do not really read or write romance. Sorry 'bout that (:


Update: March 19 2014 I would like to inform you guys that I am still still alive, contrary to popular belief. I have also been doing some ridiculous drabbles in my spare time, most of them a bit to crazy to ever post.

Update: Sept.23 YESTERDAY WAS FRODO'S BDAY AND BECAUSE OF THAT I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE DEAD!!!!! ...yeah... :D


HI I'M ARCHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...nice to meet you too :D

Kid, daredevil, practical jokester (apparently that's spelled wrong), wannabe ninja, and part time llama.

Lord of the Rings is awesome. So are the Avengers. And peanuts. Not really. Actually, just ignore this line :)

Llamas are awesome. Alpackas are better. Unfortunately, I haven't passed my alpacka-qualifying test, and am stuck just being a part time llama. Oh well.

I like to write. And be hyper. And wake up early. And go to bed late. And read fanfics in the middle of the night that make me laugh. And I like llamas. And Lord of the Rings. And driving people crazy with bad grammar.

(yes I'm on a 11pm sugar high right now. But I haven't eaten since dinner. Hmmmmmmmmm...)

THE REST OF THIS PAGE IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION BECAUSE I'M GETTING KINDA BORED.

...yup :D

SOMETHING REALLY AWESOME

Think of a lamppost. Now imagine it with gills.

The lamppost you imagined was too short.

Try again.


My favourite Silmarillion character is Beleg. And Mablung, and Gwindor, Brandir, Finrod…pretty much everyone Tùrin has contact with/kills accidentally. Apparently I am 'most like' Dior and Turgon, who are also extremely awesome.

Least favourite character is Thingol…and for this there is little reason except that he's a bit of a jerk (especially with the wars and stuff).

Faramir is my favourite LotR character by far, followed by Merry, Gandalf, Elrond, Eowyn, and Eomer. I am 'most like' Merry.

In the Discworld series, my favourite character is Carrot. Followed by Moist von Lipvig. I occasionally like Rincewind depending on my mood.

RIGHT...so, until I think of something else relevant to write, the following will be stupid nonsense "about me" stuff.

Age that I am not: 42

A name that is not mine: Frodo Baggins

A place I do not live: Antartica

The number of toes I do not have: 11

Number of times I have died: 0 (and counting!)

Something I do not do: stand on my head for five minutes every morning

(and on a more serious note...)

An entirely false fact about myself: I like to think I'm funny (I don't just "like to think" I'm funny- I AM funny! At least, to me...)

Stuff I read: books, signs, novels, textbooks, subtitles, backs of cereal boxes, those nutrition fact thingies, school work, fanfics, the occasional newspaper, words, etc.

A date that is not my birthday: today. It's May 2nd today, if you must know.

Something I do not own: a beard (there were so many things I was considering writing here...but this was the best I think).

And that concludes my fantastic questionnaire! I would just like to take this moment to declare that the information noted about the character "Archet" in my story Elvenandom may or may not be true. Quite a bit of it has been magically edited through a process known as my brain, and has therefore lost most of it's truthfulness quality.


ANOUNCEMENT: I am part of the official Éomer's Van Club! It is part of an extremely long story I hope to write and post on here some day, involving a ridiculous number of fandoms, the Starship Enterprise landing on my house, Ford Prefect falling off every cliff in site, and a lot of actors I apparently went to high school with (what?). It also involved One Direction locked in sound-proof rooms, Daffy Duck with a bazooka, something called Tron, and basically a fight over grapes and cherries.

Do you like vans? Do you think Éomer is cool? Want to join the Éomer Van Club? Call today!

Archet T.

(the T stands for Tempest, not Typical. Sorry if you thought I was making a literary joke.)

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The Skipper by LinzRW reviews
Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 111 - Words: 413,222 - Reviews: 3626 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 12/26/2012 - OC
Out of Space and Time by sheraiah reviews
The Tesseract and the Bifrost aren't the only ways by which to travel between the worlds, and there are more worlds than Thor has spoken of. When one of the pathways goes awry, the Avengers are called in to clean up the resulting mess.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,055 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Legolas, Iron Man/Tony S.
It's All in the Details by Colleen reviews
When Dean goes to sell his soul at the crossroads to bring Sam back, someone else steps in to negotiate the deal. Cas did get a sign and it sent him off into the past to change things. AU from The Man Who Would be King and All Hell Breaks Loose.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 178,355 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 2,077 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
Sherlock Woke Up by whitchry9 reviews
There are two different worlds. It took him far too long to realize this, and he's still not sure which one is real. (If either of them is.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mary M. - Complete
Policing Middle Earth by aotearoan reviews
Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,458 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sam Vimes, Aragorn
Angels We Have On Aisle Nine by DeerstalkerDeathFrisbee reviews
Aziraphale goes shopping for Christmas decorations. Crowley tags along to annoy him. Meanwhile, the Winchesters are chasing the Trickster through the same store. Chaos and Christmas caroling ensue.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley, Gabriel
The Great Laser Tag Adventure by TheSoulGiver reviews
The Avengers decide on a fun day of recreation, and what better way to do it than by playing some laser tag? Their day certainly becomes more interesting when they decide to invite Loki to join them.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,962 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Official Reasons for Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
Based of my other story "The Official List of Unofficial Rules". Ever wonder why the Enterprise has so many Unofficial Rules? Here's a few reasons.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 32,522 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011
Fellowship Ficlets by Nirette reviews
Just some LOTR short stories that I come up with randomly. There's no real schedule for updates. Perhaps not the best for die hard fans... (New ficlet posted: The Story Behind why Boromir Hates the Word "So")
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,722 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Aragorn, Legolas
Guardian Whatever by Lucillia reviews
After The Apocalypse That Wasn't Mark I, a chance meeting at a diner nets the Winchester boys a guardian of roughly angelic stock.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - A. Crowley, Dean W.
The Empty Grave by InkySpectacles reviews
In 1901, six-year-old Sherlock Holmes dies of pneumonia. Thirty-eight years later, he is joined by the recently deceased John Watson. And nearly seventy years after that, when an Inspector and his faithful Sergeant visit a quiet graveyard chasing a serial arsonist- that, my friend, is when things get interesting.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 101 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan
The Envelope by CrackinAndProudOfIt reviews
I'd be lying if I told you that Crackers was normal *before* her favourite author showed up and enlisted her in a program that would grant her wishes, but her life was about to cast off any semblance of the word... Part of the Plush Toy Collaboration
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,742 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Curufin, Eöl, Maedhros, OC - Complete
In The End by whitchry9 reviews
When a brain injury leaves Sherlock unable to make new memories, John wonders how Sherlock will cope, and what it will mean for The Work and their life. Because after all, how can you live if you can't feel time passing? 17 chapters. Has been translated into Chinese.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,677 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How Middle-Earth Turned Into Mars by Gigigue reviews
How Middle-Earth turned into Mars. There. It's pretty self-explanatory. If you need help, go through it word by word: How, Middle, Earth, turned, into, Mars. Got it? Good. Now click on this story and read it. One-shot. No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Samwise G., Peregrin T. - Complete
Order from Mischief by AchievingKitKat reviews
It's the usual. On board the Helicarrier, things seem hectic when there's someone going around pranking everyone. The Avengers seem to be the prime suspects, but...isn't Loki in the cage? LOKI'D. (Now complete)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,866 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Merry, Did You Know? by Elim9 reviews
Before leaving Rivendell, Merry persuades the rest of the Fellowship to participate in a secret gift exchange.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Meriadoc B., Elrond - Complete
Secretly Pleased About Caring by whitchry9 reviews
Sherlock is slightly disappointed by John. He should have seen it by now. So when Sherlock collapses at a chase, John has to find out in the most undesirable way.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Scriptless: The Two Towers by Scholar for Christ reviews
Scriptless presents Book 2! The Two Towers!In this book you will encounter flying Bullfrogs, a Gondorian prince in denial, Gollum aka Jerry and much more! :D
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,505 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011
Pigs Do Fly by littledragoneyes reviews
What if LoTR characters live with you, but you don't know it until you're 25? What if Aragorn likes peanut butter? Shelob likes cooking? Uncle Pig Fiddledrat LXXVII the spider? What? It's more than Dra can take on her birthday! Oh, BTW, pigs can fly.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,689 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011
Deny Me by Duilin reviews
I killed you. I killed you. Deny me. I pray you, deny me. Happy birthday, Mornen! Sorry for being really, really late!
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Túrin, Beleg C. - Complete
Chasing Shadows by InkySpectacles reviews
Post-Reichenbach, NON-ANGSTY. Not much, at least. Moriarty tried to burn Sherlock's world; now he will know what it's like to burn. BAMF Sherlock and John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,800 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Haldir Interviews Sir Douglas Mawson! by Elf from Downunder reviews
The Interviewing crew, Haldir, Aragorn, Faramir, Gandalf, Pippin, Legolas and Merry go to Adelaide just to interview an explorer named Douglas Mawson. He's over 100 years old, and Haldir isn't the kindest interviewer. Oh dear. Set in 21st century Australia.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,441 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Aragorn, Haldir - Complete
Daybreak in Valinor by Erwen Brogiel reviews
Everyone's favourite Noldorin psycho finds out that he is a character in a story, escapes from Mandos and sets out to rebel against the author.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,022 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Fëanor - Complete
Of Salt by Tashilover reviews
John has three tattoos. One of them, is a five-pointed star with black flames.
Crossover - Supernatural & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,425 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Castiel, Sherlock H. - Complete
Bringing Trouble to Barad dur by chisscientist reviews
In the Halls of Mandos, Celebrimbor and Gil-galad receive a unique assignment: go as ghosts to Barad-dur and distract Sauron from his war against the free peoples of Middle-earth. MEFA 2010 Humor Incomplete 3rd place winner.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,531 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Sauron, Nazgul, E. Gil-Galad - Complete
While Shepherds Washed Their Socks by Night by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Aziraphale and Crowley celebrate Christmas. Archangel-on-the-lam Gabriel tags along. Because, you know, I had to write Xmas fic. Complete.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Complete
The Many Fates of Mary Sue by chisscientist reviews
The Suethor has invented a computer program that will send hundreds of identical Mary Sues to Middle-earth. Can she be stopped before Middle-earth disappears into a giant plothole? Or does Middle-earth have more defenses than it is given credit for?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010
the death of anthony j crowley by acetamide reviews
and his subsequent rebirth .
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/5/2009 - A. Crowley, Castiel - Complete
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Sausages by Enelya reviews
Thorongil has recently arrived in Rohan, eager to prove himself among the Riders - until he meets a mysterious stranger, who will do almost anything to make the young ranger see things his way...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Aragorn - Complete
Escape by fanged geranium reviews
Fëanor plots to escape from Mandos. Part 18: Tulkas cogitates.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,600 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 6/10/2005
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
When Summoning, Please Watch The Wording by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 94 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Strange Alliances by Erestor reviews
A battle to save the history of MiddleEarth results in the formation of several strange alliances: fangirls aid Morgoth, Sauron aids the Valar [or does he?], and certain Elves and humans must choose to serve the winning side. But which side would that be?
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 91,110 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005
Melkor Steps Out by chatnoir1 reviews
Melkor manages to escape from the void and where does he go? Why to Starbucks, of course. He discovers the joys of laptops, scones and double mochas, at least until his brother arrives
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
Crime and Punishment by Avalon Estel reviews
The Feanorians were never a calm group of people. But then, the Halls of Mandos isn't exactly the calmest place. [Oneshot: Complete]
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
There Is No Applause by JennyJoy4 reviews
Hannah gets a job at a mental hospital, translating for a man who will speak only Elvish. But she isn't exactly a huge fan of Tolkien anymore... COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,853 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
The Fellowship of the Fanfic Writers! by Odeena Sabnach reviews
Direct sequel to 'Legolas and the Really Messed-Up Fanfic'. Seing as writing fics seems a lot of fun, more LotR characters want stories of their own. And since yours truely can't handle that many requests alone, the Fellowship decide to start writing thei
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,159 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/25/2005 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Legolas, Boromir
Valentine's Day by Erestor reviews
Legolas emerged. He was wearing silken blue pajamas, his blonde hair was tousled, and his grey eyes were only half open. “What’s going on?" he asked. "Are we under attack?” Erestor smirked. “Not yet,” he said.'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Legolas - Complete
Tempus Edax Rerum by Mirrordance reviews
Concluded! The Fellowship of the Ring runs across a time-traveling Legolas of the future whose mission is, strangely, to keep them from succeeding…
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,692 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/15/2003 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
The Fifth Age by Glorfindel's Girl reviews
This one's based on the BOOKS *not* the movie. If you haven't read them...you're really not going to get what's going on. Some basic knowledge of the Silmarillion and Tolkien's life helps too. We awaken once more...the re-emergence has begun.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,560 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2003 - Published: 2/8/2003
Captain Tinkerbell by lipstick reviews
A response to the Maglor throughout history debate in Silmfic's disscussion group. Maglor is in World War One and yes he does get to meet his creator.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2003
The Fellowship of the Elves by Cirdan reviews
In order to defeat the Dark Lord, the Elves form Fellowships of the Ring. Ch 2 covers some elves that I left out in Ch 1.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2002 - Published: 10/28/2002 - Elrond, Samwise G.
The REAL Story of the Two Blue Istari by Glorfindel's Girl reviews
So, have you ever wondered what happened to the two blue wizards? For the first time, I have published in full their incredible story! This is proof that truth is stranger - and funnier - than fiction! Accept no immitations, this is the real deal!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/12/2001
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Celeborn's Guide to Middle Earth reviews
Exactly what NOT to do while you're tramping around Middle Earth, demonstrated by everyone's favourite hobbits! Now cowritten with Elf from DownUnder!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,475 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 8/19/2012
The Lionheart reviews
They were connected since the beginning. Six (short) chapters.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Fingon, Maedhros - Complete
Elvenandom reviews
A bunch of psycho elves show up in a box. On my front door. Great. Part of the Plush Toy Collaboration
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013
Counsel reviews
Lord Elrond has a different idea for the Fellowship of the Ring. A rather bad idea, too, if you ask me. Features Galdor (because Galdor is awesome).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Complete