Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Silmarillion.
I do not really read or write romance. Sorry 'bout that (:
Update: March 19 2014 I would like to inform you guys that I am still still alive, contrary to popular belief. I have also been doing some ridiculous drabbles in my spare time, most of them a bit to crazy to ever post.
Update: Sept.23 YESTERDAY WAS FRODO'S BDAY AND BECAUSE OF THAT I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE DEAD!!!!! ...yeah... :D
HI I'M ARCHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...nice to meet you too :D
Kid, daredevil, practical jokester (apparently that's spelled wrong), wannabe ninja, and part time llama.
Lord of the Rings is awesome. So are the Avengers. And peanuts. Not really. Actually, just ignore this line :)
Llamas are awesome. Alpackas are better. Unfortunately, I haven't passed my alpacka-qualifying test, and am stuck just being a part time llama. Oh well.
I like to write. And be hyper. And wake up early. And go to bed late. And read fanfics in the middle of the night that make me laugh. And I like llamas. And Lord of the Rings. And driving people crazy with bad grammar.
(yes I'm on a 11pm sugar high right now. But I haven't eaten since dinner. Hmmmmmmmmm...)
THE REST OF THIS PAGE IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION BECAUSE I'M GETTING KINDA BORED.
SOMETHING REALLY AWESOME
Think of a lamppost. Now imagine it with gills.
The lamppost you imagined was too short.
My favourite Silmarillion character is Beleg. And Mablung, and Gwindor, Brandir, Finrod…pretty much everyone Tùrin has contact with/kills accidentally. Apparently I am 'most like' Dior and Turgon, who are also extremely awesome.
Least favourite character is Thingol…and for this there is little reason except that he's a bit of a jerk (especially with the wars and stuff).
Faramir is my favourite LotR character by far, followed by Merry, Gandalf, Elrond, Eowyn, and Eomer. I am 'most like' Merry.
In the Discworld series, my favourite character is Carrot. Followed by Moist von Lipvig. I occasionally like Rincewind depending on my mood.
RIGHT...so, until I think of something else relevant to write, the following will be stupid nonsense "about me" stuff.
Age that I am not: 42
A name that is not mine: Frodo Baggins
A place I do not live: Antartica
The number of toes I do not have: 11
Number of times I have died: 0 (and counting!)
Something I do not do: stand on my head for five minutes every morning
(and on a more serious note...)
An entirely false fact about myself: I like to think I'm funny (I don't just "like to think" I'm funny- I AM funny! At least, to me...)
Stuff I read: books, signs, novels, textbooks, subtitles, backs of cereal boxes, those nutrition fact thingies, school work, fanfics, the occasional newspaper, words, etc.
A date that is not my birthday: today. It's May 2nd today, if you must know.
Something I do not own: a beard (there were so many things I was considering writing here...but this was the best I think).
And that concludes my fantastic questionnaire! I would just like to take this moment to declare that the information noted about the character "Archet" in my story Elvenandom may or may not be true. Quite a bit of it has been magically edited through a process known as my brain, and has therefore lost most of it's truthfulness quality.
ANOUNCEMENT: I am part of the official Éomer's Van Club! It is part of an extremely long story I hope to write and post on here some day, involving a ridiculous number of fandoms, the Starship Enterprise landing on my house, Ford Prefect falling off every cliff in site, and a lot of actors I apparently went to high school with (what?). It also involved One Direction locked in sound-proof rooms, Daffy Duck with a bazooka, something called Tron, and basically a fight over grapes and cherries.
Do you like vans? Do you think Éomer is cool? Want to join the Éomer Van Club? Call today!
(the T stands for Tempest, not Typical. Sorry if you thought I was making a literary joke.)
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