Lorelei Lurman
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Joined 06-10-12, id: 4049252, Profile Updated: 05-27-13
Author has written 1 story for Footloose.

Penname: Lorelei Lurman (as you can see)

Age: 16

Likes: writing (duh), reading, books, TV, movies, singing, dancing, theatre...

Dislikes: hmm... lots... on this site, though, reviews that tear into others without telling them WHY their story is bad (if you're going to be brutal, at least give some kind of reason, 'cause otherwise you're just mean), Ron-the-Death-Eater in fics used on characters I like (I'm not talking about a little light bashing, criticism, deconstruction of their more questionable behavior, or even them becoming evil or hateable within the work in a logical way that doesn't completely throw out their characterization, I'm talking about them completely sucking for no reason just because the author clearly doesn't like them), contrived pairings (even really Cracky pairings need some kind of build-up or at least something to show why they're together), bad spelling and grammar (the occasional mistakes are fine, but too much and I feel like you just don't care). Exceptions: if it's hilarious, but that is incredibly subjective.

Other stuff about me:

Artist: Taylor Swift, Paramore, Evanescence, Demi Lovato, Adele, Florence & the Machine, Hilary Duff, Britney Spears, P!nk, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, The Decemberists, Death Cab For Cutie, Nickel Creek, 3OH!3 and I have a love/hate relationship, Coldplay, 30 Seconds to Mars, Three Days Grace, okay that's enough

Songs: maybe later

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The perks of being a nice guy by poisonousforyoureyes reviews
Ellie Stinson reflects on love, Disney movies, and how aunts come to be step mothers. Post finale.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
What Suits are For by CuttingAcidity reviews
Suits have played a wide array of roles in Mike's life. Set before S2, because it hasn't aired in my country yet. (Somebody really should add Grammy as a character).
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Mike R., Trevor - Complete
Incoming Messages by hunnyfresh reviews
Ruby makes Emma a dating profile. The only catch is that she's listed as a guy. That wouldn't be such a problem if Emma hadn't found Regina's profile and begins communicating with the Mayor
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,937 - Reviews: 1893 - Favs: 2,588 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.] - Complete
Beginner Floriculture by lobsterwife reviews
britta is his constant; darkest timeline jeff/britta
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Jeff W., Britta P. - Complete
Advanced Studies in Human Happiness by MacyBear17 reviews
Why a certain anarchist blonde and a certain obnoxious lawyer with abandonment issues belong with each other and how they figure that out
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,182 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Jeff W., Britta P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Something Something by Legendary Legacy reviews
Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,314 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P.
Billy Stinson by EccentrikPirate reviews
HIMYM & Dr. Horrible crossover. What does Barney Stinson really do for a living? Why, of all places, did he decide to fulfill his community service hours at a homeless shelter? And why, oh why, does he seem to hate frozen yogurt so much?
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,224 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Robin S., Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
iCarly's Father by Snapplelinz reviews
In the aftermath of Adam and WebiCon, Freddie believes he's back to square one in his hopes to get back with Carly. However, a surprise visitor to the Shays may be Freddie's best ally or worst enemy on that quest. A story by OneHorseShay.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,666 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Freddie B., Carly S. - Complete
Worse fic by Not Just a Nerd reviews
Justin and Alex compete over who can write the worse jalex fic, giving birth to two horrible horrors in the world of bad writing.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Time To Be Happy by Pretty Persistent reviews
In fact, everyone does deserve the chance to be happy. Dustin/Terri; Will/Terri reflection.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Will S., Dustin G. - Complete
Five Happily Ever Afters for Juliet Capulet by buduica reviews
There's so many ways things could have worked out right for Juliet.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
Tangled Webs by Realmer06 reviews
Everyone knows Lavender Brown. Or at least, they think they do. A look at Ron and Hermione's relationship through the point of view of one who has better reasons to watch than you might think.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,421 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Lavender B., Ron W. - Complete
First Time by journaliar reviews
The first time... CarlyxSam. Femslash. Read & review if you don't mind.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,261 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Origin Story by jjonahjameson reviews
Crossover. Too bad there isn't a category called 'silly'...SpiderMan gets some help with his itchy suit and a costume designer gets a new career direction.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Complete
On One Sunday In Particular reviews
I realized that between "Almost Paradise" and the Town Council Meeting, Ariel had to come home at some point. This is the story of her coming home the night she got beat up by Chuck.
Footloose - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Complete