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Joined 06-10-12, id: 4049371, Profile Updated: 04-17-15
Author has written 4 stories for Rosario + Vampire, Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る, and Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール.

I’ve taken a long, hard look at my profile, and after realizing that it might as well have been written by a retarded seven-year old, I’ve decided to make some changes.

I’m an 19 year old guy from the frozen north. I like to write fanfiction and I freakin' hate tacos.

There, that’s all you need to know about me.


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Copy/paste this to your profile if...

...You're sick and tired of annoying teenagers on this site(which I am as well, but at least I'm aware of it) telling you to copy/paste their inane drivel to your profile.

Seriously, why do you insist on making me scroll down all that frivolous crap to get to your stories? This is a forum for fanfiction, not politics or whatnot, y'know? If you absolutely need to spread your "98% of people won't mindlessly repost this stupid bullshit, but I will, cause' I'm not pretentious at all(and would hate to see my profile display any sense of individuality whatsoever)!", then go to tumblr or whatever site's appropriate for that stuff.

Or better yet, come up with your OWN inane drivel, like I just did. That, at least, I could respect.

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A Snowflake in Spring by Celery Sticks reviews
After her brother Hans is institutionalized, Anna makes it her mission to visit him whenever she can. The sooner he comes home, the sooner everything will go back to normal. She wasn't expecting to meet the asylum's resident 'Ice Queen,' who refuses to speak or acknowledge anyone... except Anna. /Cover art by one lorelei-lilyprincess over on Tumblr/
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 117,417 - Reviews: 5534 - Favs: 4,554 - Follows: 6,039 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Anna, Elsa]
Tempest by kaiserklee reviews
Word was, the war in Arendelle lasted less than a day. Princess Anna is brought captive to the Southern Isles—where a heartless queen rules from cold towers up above, thirteen brothers vie for power, and a nameless sorcerer dwells in the darkness below. Anna only hoped to survive; but in the midst of a winter tempest, she finds a glimpse of warmth in the enigma that is Queen Elsa.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 273,930 - Reviews: 2527 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 2,755 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B., Hans - Complete
Sense and Flexibility by Roarkshop reviews
The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 220,428 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Son of the Sea God by Sassenach082 reviews
Zeus kills Sally Jackson with his master bolt when Percy is six months old, drastically changing Percy's life and the course of his future. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,909 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 4,964 - Follows: 5,411 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Poseidon, Percy J., Amphitrite, Triton
Interstitium by AssaultSloth reviews
Flashbacks, interstitial scenes, and backdoor dealings. A companion to ME2 focusing on characters and worlds, big and small.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 535,038 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Shepard (M), Garrus V., Miranda L., Tali'Zorah - Complete
I Should Go by Nevery reviews
Speeches, farewells, denials, howls of grief and of rage. Those that knew Shepard in life remember the Commander in death. Shepard's gender and any interpretations of romance are intentionally ambiguous and left up to you. Disclaimer: Reading these shorts whilst listening to "An End for Once and For All" carries with it a heavy risk of tears.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 16,708 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Councilor Sparatus, Councilor Tevos
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1676 - Favs: 2,577 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
If Bella Were Sane by The One Called Demetra reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How 2 B a ttly awsum fanfikshun riter by The One Called Demetra reviews
In which Demetra instructs the world in the mystical way of the fanfic. Parody
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,147 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Behind the wall of madness by Lydia-kitten reviews
Post-HBP oneshot. Captured by Death Eaters in an attempt to lure Harry, Hermione is put under Bellatrix' "care". Trying to pull her captor's strings, she ends up bound by them instead. Femslash, D/s, Stockholm Syndrome, Noncon, but above all a love story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,051 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Unsealed Vampire by lord of the land of fire reviews
What if Moka decided she was better off without a seal?
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,177 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
Rewrite by Silver Pard reviews
"If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice." The Joker shuffles the deck and makes himself anew with every card.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/4/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Kim Possible: Mind, body, and Soul by Hobnob-rev reviews
KIGO fic:Kim and Shego Romance.Kim has finally reached that Milestone… turning nineteen. But with trouble on the horizon for an old enemy, she may have to face some twists and confessions that will change her way of facing life… forever.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 456,770 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Alone, Together by Failte200 reviews
Kigo. Kim and Shego are straight, archenemies, and trapped in an alternate reality, just the two of them. This is how they fall in love.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,373 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
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Alternate Worlds reviews
In a different world, Esdeath tracks down a member of Night Raid's local team to Tatsumi's village three days before he was supposed to leave. Trapped in the clutches of the Queen of Ice, will he ever be able to find his true destiny? Betareading done by Pyromania101.
Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 126,152 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Tatsumi, Esdese
Route Aogiri reviews
Yomo never showed up in Kanou's lab. Instead, Eto made her presence known to Kaneki, sparking a very different route A from the one we saw in the anime.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/29 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Eto/Sen T.
Kishou reviews
Arima's thought process during his confrontation with Kaneki as imagined by me. Oneshot.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13 - Complete
Thicker Than Water reviews
How much could a few changes in past events change the world of Rosario to Vampire? A tragic event forces a young Tsukune Aono to leave his old life behind in favour of a world of monsters and magic, and while he has a powerful protector, the road ahead is still perilous, and nothing is what it seems. N.B: Discontinued.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,857 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Tsukune A., Moka A., Akasha B.