![]() Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter, and Naruto. Yo. I go by Wandering Crimson Sage, WaCriSa, Ney-chan, and Ginger. I'm a red head. Technically, I was a blonde, but I was stupid enough to lose my soul, so here we are. Old enough to drive. Young enough to work. I like to write, though sometimes I like to think about writing, more than I like writing. Which is weird. My main fandom right now is Naruto. Though I'm willing to read Bleach, Harry Potter, or Inuyasha fics. (Preferably crossed with Naruto). I just started reading some CSI fics- the crossovers are fun :) Anyway, my writing is bad, and I know it. I'm using fanfiction as a way to get better and improve. I'm still shopping for a beta, so you people are just going to suffer through my rocky world. I've been told it's not that bad, so I'm not in to big of a hurry. Anyway, that's the main reason I'm writing. That, and it's really, really, fun. :) All of these are quotes from people at my school. Most of them during class. Names have been changed. If your mother doesn't approve of your boyfriend, here's what you do. Go into the kitchen, open the drawer, pull out the knife... and make her a nice meal to improve her mood ;) Are you saying Mr. P is pudding racist toward pudding? Us nerds prefer the term intellectual bad-ass. No. We are not doing Shmoop. “What the Hell did I just read?” Wasn’t there like two George Washingtons? Not even Spiderman can do that! Prize Fighting -- I was thinking like Chucky Cheese’ games I have a dream… It’s called retirement You should grab your binders full of woman and stop the polutionization of ‘Merica The Bill of Rights is a butterfly. Merican’s moving West. Because that’s what we do. Glitter is like the herpes of craft supplies. Once you get it, it’s never going away. Karma. It’s Real. “….Did you dye your hair?” …O.O … “No, it was magic” … “Really?” … “Bipidy, Boppidy, Boo” More, Bigger, Better – ‘Merica K: I’m Deathly Ill. P: How close to death? Z: Are we at the celebrating part yet? The US is like Yogi Bear, taking everyone’s picnic baskets. It’s all about – Mo’ Money. Mo’ Money. Mo’ Money. It’s Merica, there is no most. … And that’s how you keep the Devil away. Grok is good. There’s my face. “Ewww” Like conquer Canada Can you scan a zebra? Is it the gov. fault? Because they’re nice to everyone. Please sir, may I have some war? -Teddy Roosevelt If he has to pee, he’s doomed. It’s a caveman cookie monster. He’s got TWO GIRLFRIENDS. *Hand Gestures* Which came first – Roosevelt Corollary or his ‘Carry a Big Stick Policy?’ … The Egg. Go to China – teach philosophy. |