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HI EVERYONE I'M LYRA,DAUGHTER AND HEIR OF CHAOS,FORMALY KNOWN AS GREEKFREEK101 AND HERES MY PROFILE!I ALSO LIKE TO BE CALLED SADIE(RANDOM THOUGHT),LYRA,OR SIEARRA

POWER OF THE PEOPLE! UNITED WE STAND; DIVIDED WE FALL!
Step up so others won't get stepped on.
It isn't big to make others feel small.
Leave bullying to bulls. Become human.
Meanness is a sign of weakness!
Bullies tear down. Friends build up.
Take a stand. Lend a Hand.
Stop the Eliminators!
Copy and Paste this on your profile if you agree!

I'm 55% Griffindor,59%ravenclaw,34%hufflepuff,and 73%slytherin.i'm obbsessed with harry potter/percy jackson crossovers and ones where the gods read the PJO series so thats takes up a lot of my favorite stories but i also have more.Don't kill me,i have different version's of the PJO series so read wich one u like.

This or That:

Lightning Thief or Titan's Curse?

Titan's Curse, NICO!

Sea of Monsters or Son of Neptune?

Sea of monsters. I prefer percy's actual P.O.V

Battle of the Labyrinth or Last Olympian?

Last Olympian!

Lost Hero or Demi-god files?

Demi-god files!

Demi-gods

This or That

Percy or Annabeth?

PERCY.

Thalia or Jason?

Thalia! I really don't like Jason!

Nico or Hazel?

Nico! No Hazel! No...BOTH ;)

Will or Michael?

Um i can't remeber who Michael is so Will!

Clarisse or Piper?

BOTH

Frank or Leo?

Um... Both

Bianca or Octavian?

Bianca!

Reyna or Hylla?

Reyna!

Dakota or Pollux?

Dakota!

Connor or Miranda?

Connor! Colise foreva!

Katie or Travis?

Um... Both! Traite! ;)

Lou or Clovis?

LOU!

Chris or Luke?

Chris!

Ethan or Malcom?

Malcolm.

Silena or Beckendorf?

Both! Silendorf is the coolest pairing eva!

Jake or Nyssa?

Nyssa:D

Pairings:

Favorites

Percabeth?

YES!

Pertia(Percy/Hestia)?

Nope not in a millon years!

Pertemis(Percy/Artemis)?

maybe

Prachel?

Nope Percabeth forever!

Perlia?

Nope!

Hermes/Artemis?

Nope!

Tratie?

Yes!

Thuke?

NO, Thai's too AWESOME!

Lukebeth?

No it's more a brother/sister thing!

Thalico?

NOPE!!

Rachel/Nico?

No.

Grover/Juniper?

YES!

Hephastodite(Hephaestus/Aphrodite)?

I love them! If only Ares could stay out of the picture!

Chrisse(Chris/Clarisse)?

I think their name is werid but yep!

Rachel/Apollo?

Maybe?

Thalia/Apollo?

No she is a hunter remember?

Frank/Hazel?

FRAZEL FOREVA!

Jasper(Jason/Piper)?

NEVER! REYNA WAS THERE FIRST!!!

Jeyna(Jason/Reyna)?

YES!!!

Leyna(Leo/Reyna)?

NO.

Beckelena(Beckendorf/Silena)?

So cute, yes!

Pothena?

Yup!

Ares/Aphrodite?

Not really.

Hera/Zeus?

yes, they look cute together!

Hades/Persephone?

I think they're really cute together:3

Hades/Demeter?

That would be a distaster!

Favorite T.V show: Once apon a Time ( Best show EVA!)

So, i seem to like these so i thought i would try it out.

Name: Lyra
Gender: Female
Age: A Number
Screen Name: Lyra daughter and heir o Chaos
Birthday: April !
Job: Nothing... Yet
Status: Happy... For now
Parents Still Together: Nope... Why Do You Care???
Siblings: Yep
Pets: Yes..
Smoker: NOT IN A MILLION YEARS
Drinker: I would hope not..
Virgin: Yup.
Drugs: That's Disgusting

APPEARANCE

Hair Color: Black with highlights.
Is it Dyed?: No, strips of color just magically appeared in my hair, why do you ask?
Eye color: Green
Height: 5"4
Style: Today... Casual
Glasses/Contacts?: Sometimes.
Freckles: I don't think so...
Shoe Size: 7 and a half
Piercings: double
Want More?: I'm fine.
Braces?: SADLY, NOT!
Overall Best Feature?: MAybe my eyes.
Overall Worst Feature?: Hypocrite..
Do you get most of your traits from mom or dad?: Dad
LIKES/DISLIKES: That's a long list...
Favorite Color: Black/silver/turquoise.
Worst Color: Pink:(:(:(
Favorite Number: 16
Favorite Animal: A wolf
Least Favorite Animal: A bird, one of the most annoying animals ever created!!
Favorite Flower: You Choose
Favorite Food: I love everything:):):):)
Worst Food: Nothing at all:(:(
Favorite Junk Food:EVERYTHING
Worst Junk Food:LOOK ABOVE,BASTARD!
Favorite Restaraunt: Olive Garden
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Chocolate
Favorite Candy:EVERYTHING!
Favorite Alcoholic Drink: I really don't know any... That's a good thing:):)
Favorite NON Alcoholic Drink: Gatorade
Favorite Genre of Music: Rap, Rock and Pop
Worst Genre: Country
Favorite Band/Artist: Nicki Minaj, Eminem, Evenescence,Green Day,Flyleaf..etc.
Worst Band/Artist: Taylor Swift, One Direction, Justin Beiber, all country.
Favorite Song: Damn, dont make me choose.
Worst Song: Too many to write..
Favorite Radio Station: 102.9
Favorite Book: Sisters Grimm, Hunger Games and Percy Jackson
Worst Book: I never heard of such a thing...
Favorite Type of Movie: Comedy is the best then Action
Worst Type of Movie: Horror (So cheesy! I can guess what gonna happen!)
Favorite Movie: Women in Black, Pitch Perfect, and Super 8.
Worst Movie Ever: can't think of one...
Favorite TV Show: Incredible Crew or Once Upon a Time.
Worst TV Show: Pix 11 News... Boring:):)
Favorite Season of the Year: Winter
Worst Season: Summer (weird right?)
Best Friend: Jade or Tess.

Worst Enemy: Bat Man
Favorite Day of the Week: SATURADY
Least Favorite Day of the Week: MONDAYS!
Favorite Sport: Fooball
Sport You Hate: None, yet.
One thing you cant get enough of: MUSIC OR READING!
One thing you hate more than anything: SCHOOL
LOVE LIFE: None Of your BuiSness
Are You Single? Yes...
If You're Single, Do you Like It? HELL YEAH
Do You Have a Crush On Anyone Right Now? NO!
First Kiss: ...
Can you drive?: Not Yet, but Soon.. Well, I'm close to it... A month or two away... Fine, In 3 years!
Do You Have a Car? no
Do you have a cell phone? Of course
Are you online a lot? Most of the day
Do you like gay/bi people? I don't mind them...
Can you speak another language? Spanish,Grecian, and Latin.
Do you do well in school? That's What I Strive For...
Do you collect anything? Fortune COOKIES
Have an obsession? yes
Do you hate yourself? ...
Ever smile for no reason? I do it to creep people out.
Talk to yourself? Only when I'm pissed... im strange
Do you have any regrets? Yes, the time I locked my dad out of the house when he forgot the key... not a good idea at the time

Believe in magic? WHO DOESN'T
Do you support gay marriage? As long as I'm not involved...
Do you trust people easily? NOPE!
Forgive easily? NOPE!
Do you have a secret no one knows? Yes, who doesn't!
Do you get along with your parents? Now and then
What about other people? Most of the time
How do you vent your anger?: I throw knives at a wall... WTF is wrong with me...
Do you like George Bush? I don't know I never met him...
Goal Before you die? To be a rockstar, none of that country crap!
Biggest Fear: GETTING SHOT...
Biggest Weakness: I don't keep my guard up...
Do you play an instrument?:SEVEN!
What do you want to be when you grow up? DOnt make me.

PERSONALITY TRAITS - Are you...

A bitch?: Yup
A daydreamer?: Always
Shy?: NEVER
Talkative?: all the time
Energic?: Not in the mornings
Happy?: When I'm not pissed
Depressed?: When I'm not happy
Funny?: all the time
Boring?: NEVER... I CAN KEEP SOMEONE ENTERTAINED FOR A LIFETIME...
Mean?: Sometimes... I know I'm a bad person, SHOOT ME
Nice?: ...
Caring?: WHEN IM SCARED
Trustworthy?: Definitely, I've kept numerous secrets and people always trust me with their stuff... most of the time... sometimes... once in a while!!!!!!!!!
Fun to be around?: Everyday
Loveable?:...
Easily Amused?: All day
Clumsy?: I'm very clumsy
Goodbye?: ADIOS
Did you enjoy this survey?: It was okay...
Was it too long?:Took me five minutes...
Do you think it contained just about everything?: Just About Enough

HOW TO ANNOY PEOPLE AT SCHOOL!

1.Put on a fake mustache,go up to your best friends crush & say,"MY DAUGHTER WAS WEARING PINK & NOW SHE'S WEARING BLACK BECAUSE OF YOU!"

2.If there's a pep rally at your school & if there's a boy cheerleader there yell "THAT GUYS A MAN WOMAN!"

3.Stand up on a tabel at your school library & yell "BOOKS RULE!"

4.After a school play hold a cleanex to your eye & say,"Oh...that was so beautiful!"

5.When your in the bathroom put toilet paper on the floor & when the janitor tries to pick it up come out of the stall & say,"NO!MINE!"


HOW TO TRASH TALK (JADE MADE THESE TOO!!!)

Ugh.Most of you people are so weak it sickens me >:(!I back-talk,sass,annoy,& do anything to annoy adalts.So here is how u trash talk...

1.If someone says "Your not the boss of me!" say "Never said I was c-can u hear me???Do you need hearing aids Grandpa?"

2.If someone says"Shut your mouth before I shut it for u!" say "Oh pleaze!U couldn't do it if I gave u duck-tape."

3.If someone says"Stop or I'll beat the crud outta u!" say "I bet u couldn't even hit a frikin piata."

4.If someone says"Ur just jealous cause I have a gf/bf."say"Why am I jeaulous?Ur bf/gf is probably blind cause she/he probably hasn't seen u yet."

Wow people learn a few things.


RANDOM SURVEY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1.What is your name?

Lyra James or Reyna "Rein" Fly (My name before I was adopted. Then my name was changed to Lyra James since Lyra is my middle name and James was my fathers name.

2.How old are you?

why do you care?!!

3.Do you like yourself?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

4.What's your favorite animal?

Wolfs,Tigers,Lions,Dogs,or Killer Whales

5.If I fell off a building...would you catch me?

Probably not.

6.What's your steriotype?

Hm...Well I've heard I'm considered a tomboy and some people say I'm emo/gothic and I agree but I'm also a little bit of a Rocker

7.Who's your favorite presidents?

George Washington or Abraham Lincoln. I just hate Obama!

8.Have you had any dreams lately?

No, I have nightmares

9.Why wouldn't you ketch me if I fell?!

Um... BECAUSE I DONT KNOW YOU!

10.Do you have any disorders?

Uh...two.But I have trouble expressing myself but that's not autism It's because I don't like myself and most people and sometimes I'm shy. I have ADHD and ADD.

11.Do you have any friends?

Not many but about a handful...

12.What are your best friends names?

Jade,Tess,Andro, and Maggie

13.What's your favorite season?

Winter or Summer

14.Would you have kids with someone or adopt?

ADOPT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

15.Are you planning on getting married?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

16.Are you lesbian or straight?

straight!

17.Pick a number:

Er...3

18.Wy did you pick that number?

Because 3 is my favorite number. It's how old I was when I started music.

19.What's your weakness?

Trusting,small spaces,and my emotions

20.Do you cry much?

Sometimes...

21.What was the last thing you cried about?

I don't know... Oh yeah, some kids knocked me down into the cement and kicked me and called me witch. I broke my ankle and leg that day..

23.Worst thing ever:

School and bullys

24.Are you a tough girl?

Yes...But I can cry

25.Have you broke any bones lately?

No

26.What's the last thing you saw in theaters?

Rise of the Guardians and The Hobbit

25.Do you like cheese?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

26.What's your favorite Gods and Goddesses?

Gods:All except Ares and Dionuisus

Godesses:All except Aphrodite

27.Who do you hate most?

Hm...Tyler Frondile,Jayden Yirkouski, Max Bunny, Hudson Haynes, and Avery Hand( My tomentors except for Tyler and Jayden Jade's tomentors)

28.What's your favorite meaningful quotes?

"They don't care unless your Pretty or Dead." "I don't trust people easily, so when I say 'I trust you' please dont make me regret it.

29.If you could pick any superpower what would it be?

Shapeshifting

30.What is the #1 thing on Fanfiction.net that annoys you?

MEMBERS OF ELIMANATION OR US CRITICS UNITED

31.Are you in a band or anything instrumental?

Yup.Im in a band called Every Red Moon with my two best friends.

32.What do you do in the band?

I'm a lead singer and drums :P

33.What are ten words to describe you?

Um... Funny,Sarcastic,Emotional,Emo,Rocker,Brokenhearted,Uncontrolabal,Random,Insecure (I've heard),and Punk

34.How many friends do you have?

1-6

35.What's your favorite foods?

Easy question!Pizza,cookies,and cupcakes

36.Are you bullied?If so, by how many people?

Yes, I am and it feels like the whole world! X(

37.When you die what will you be?

Um...maybe a ghost...or probably left to rot in Hell forever...

38.What music do you listen too?

Alternetive,rock,pop,hip hop,rap...etc.

39.Do you pray to God at night?

Yes.

40.How old are you?

I am...not telling XD

41.On a scale from 0-10 how pretty are you?

Well...I've heard I'm not pretty but I'm not ugly so...maybe in the middle

42.Bacon or Sasage?

Bacon

43.What element would you be the keeper of?

Fire,storms,or the dead

44.How many kids do you want?

2-5 adopted kids

45.What gender would they be?

3 girls and 2 boys


1. Name one of your scars. How did you get it

When I was six,I was walking with my aunt on the side of the road to a restaurant down the block and a car ran over my leg when I was tying my shoe.

2. What is on the walls in your room?

Posters,Awards,Medals,Pictures,Drawings,Pictures of sculptures.

3. Do you snore, grind you teeth or talk in your sleep?

Nope...as far as I know XD!

4. What type of music do you listen to?

Mostly rock, with some exceptions (e.x Kelly Clarkson,Delta Goodman,some more...)

5.Do you know what time you were born?

No.

6.What are you doing right now?

Sitting on my floor...eating cookies,and trying on my halloween costume. I'll lay it out then take a picture of it then make it my new profile picture. It's a goth angel XD!!!

7. What do you miss?

My best friends;Andro,Kayla,Tess,and Jade.

8. What is your most prized possession?

My electric guitar,microphone stand w/ microphone,and keyboard.

9: How tall are you?

5'6

10. Do you get Claustrophobic?

YES!!!!!!!

11. Are you afraid of the dark?

NO! The dark is like my baby!

12. Who was the last person who made you mad?

A b*ch that knocked me down during school today and called me punk freak.

13. What is your favorite sport?

Softball and swimming.

14. What kind of hair color/eye color you like in guys?

I hate guys.

15. Who do people do compare you to?

Stereotypes? A punk/nerd/sporty girl.

16. Coffee or energy drink?

BOTH!!!!!!!!!

17. What is your favorite pizza topping?

BACON AND PEPPERONI!!!!!!!!!!!!

18. If you could have anything right now, what would it be?

Brownies. And million books,bucks,and grenades.

20. Have you ever eaten a goldfish?

What kind of question is that?

21. What was the most meaningful gift you've gotten?

My microphone.

22.Do you like anybody?

No

23. Are you double jointed?

No

24. Favorite clothing brand?
Uhhh...not sure. Maybe HotTopic.

26. Do you have any pets?
No... :'(

27. What kind is it?
I SAID NO!!

28. Would you do anything for your best friend?

Anything.

29. What would you say is the best way to tell someone that they're ugly?

I don't know...

30. Say a number 1 to 100

16(MY FAVORITE NUMBER!)

31.Do you go for looks or personality?

PERSONALITY! It doesn't matter if your the hottest person in the world,you could be the coldest,most self-absorbed person EVER!

32. What is the one number you call the most?
Call? Um... Text? Jade XD!

33. What annoys you the most?

People that think they understand me when they really have no idea and sluts.

34. Have you ever been out of the US?
No.

35. Your weaknesses?
Trust. It's a double sided thing;you can either trust person too much or not at all.

36. Have you met anyone famous?
Umm...Does a billionaire count? 'Cause my uncle is and so is my friends uncle.

37. First job?
A student librarian.

38. Ever done a prank call?
YES!

41.What were you doing before you filled this out?
Updating my profile.

40. Have you ever had surgery?

yuppers

42. What do you get complimented the most about?
My eyes...people say that if I give look at them,they feel like I'm in control of them...kinda odd because I once was washing my face,I looked at the mirror and felt compelled to eat pizza...weird XD!

43. Have you ever had braces?
No

44. What do you want for your birthday?

A new drum set. My brother broke my other one.

45. How many kids do you want?

two adopted children. SWORN VIRGIN!

46. Were you named after anyone?
Apperantly in Louisiana,my name is the 74 most popular in 2007...

47. Do you wish on stars?
No...anymore...

49. What kind of shampoo do you use?
IDK

50. Do you like your handwriting?

eh

51. What is your favorite lunch meat?
turkey

52. Any bad habits?
...Yes.

53 What CD are you most embarrassed to have?

Disney Princess...WHAT THE HECK MOM!?

54. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?

Maybe...If I was the same as myself just different name,then sure.

56. Do looks matter?

Not to me,at least.

57. How do you release anger?

Singing,playing my drums,keyboard,and electric guitar.

58. What was your favorite toy as a child?
A mini guitar.

60. Where is your second home?
My dads house.

61. How many numbers are in your cell phone?
35

62.Were you a fan of barney as a child?

Yeah,but then I got mad at him and punch the screen...

63. Do you use sarcasm?

pfft, who, me?

64. What's your favorite line from a movie?
-I want a window seat!

-Me,too!

-Oh,you all can have a window seat!

(Halloweentown High)

65. What do you look for in a guy?

I HATE BOYS!

66.What are your nicknames?
Moodle Morganstien, Mooster, Silly Goose, Psycho,etc.

67.Who is your favorite singer/rapper/musician?

The Offspring, Nicki Manaj, Linkin Park,Green Day, Three Days Grace, 3 doors Down,etc...

68.What is your favorite TV show?

Once apon a time ( BEST SHOW EVA!)

69. Discribe your house. where do you live? City? Country? Suburbs

Suburbs, large town, it sucks...but I wouldn't wanna be anywhere but here...


1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?

Moving carefully,I concentrated on Rocket's and Autry's voices. -Scumble

"2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My drums.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Halloweentown High.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

7:45 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

7:46 PM. Not bad...

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My brother screaming that I'm a evil devil.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

To pick up the the garbage can.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My Play script.

9. What are you wearing?

T-shirt and nike sweat pants.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes.

11. When did you last laugh?

HAHA! just now

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Drawings, pics, posters, medals, awards...

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Friends

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's a good way to be bored.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Not much.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Clothes, a few guitars, a drum set, and a new laptop...i'd put the rest towards buying a house and car and college and all that shiz.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Play a hell of a lot of instruments (guitar [acoustic and electric, ukulele, tuba, trombone, drums, keyboard/piano, french horn, trumpet, saxophone, baritone/euphonium...think i forgot something..)

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Um...not sure.

19. Do you like to dance?

depends

20. George Bush:

was a dick (pardon my language)

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Aleina Maddi Rocker.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Seth Roshan Rocker.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yes!

24. Which book from the PJO series was your favorite? Why?
Titans Curse. Percabeth in all of its obloviousness.

25. Which Olympian god/goddess is your favorite? Least favorite?
Goddess: Athena, Artemis, Hestia

God: Poseidon, Apollo, Hermes

Least faves are Aphrodite and Ares. She makes my life hell and he's just a douche.

26. Which half-blood/mortal in the series is your favorite? Least favorite?

fave: Annabeth

Least fave: Luke. Not cuz he was evil, just because he hurt Annabeth so bad.

Okay,now time for OC'S!!!


Ali Johnson- daughter of Nyx age 10.

Haley Drexel-daughter of Poseidon age 16.

Jacob Marter- son of Eos age 13

Maddi Moran-daughter of Astria age 12

Carter Samsong-son of Pallas age 17

Caly and Max Arteur- twins of Perses age 11

James Matthews- son of Dolos age 8

ETCETERA ETCETERA ETCETERA...


95 of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building.

5 would yell JUMP.
If you are the 1 that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile

95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, copy and paste this into your profile

98% of teens would be screaming and crying if the Jonas Brothers were on the top of the Empire State Building, preparing to jump. If you're one of the 2% who would bring 3-D glasses, popcorn, and gather all of your friends to start chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!", copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Larxene II, Dragons Ark, freakyanimegal456, The Sage of Spirits, Twilight Princess6, Solo384, mythologirl, In The Closet FanFic Reader, TeamStarKidPotter,DarkAngel382, Owlgrl99 ,greekfreek101

Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

2) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

3) I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him their real animals

4) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches

5) When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmoblie, Robin!"

6) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

7) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

8) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

9) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

10) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

11) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

12) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

13) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays. SANTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

14) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

15) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

16) I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.

17) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.

18) I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape's private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.

19) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

20)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

21) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

22) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

23) The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

24.) I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".

25) When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

26) Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

27) A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

28) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “

29) I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

30) I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

40.) Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort," is not funny.

41) Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.

42) Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

43) I may not have a private army.

44) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

45) Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

46) I am not the wicked witch of the West.

47)-I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

48) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

49)-Neither will Professor Umbridge.

50) I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

51) I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

52) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

53) I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

54) - Especially not all of them at once.

55) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."

56) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos."

57) Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.

58) I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.

59) When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.

60) Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

61) The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.

62) Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of Muggle firearms.

63) Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.

64) I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

65) I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.

66) I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

67) I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.

68) I will not create a betting pool that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

69) Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.

70) Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing Glimmer McSparkles.

71) Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".

72) I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.

73) However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

74) If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

75) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.

76) I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.

77) I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.

78) I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

79) It’s not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says "All The Good Looking Ones Die Young" with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

80) I will not yell "Hey look! It’s Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade

81) I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad, bad nightmare about Harry

82) I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall

83) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.”

84) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.

85) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmancy exams.

86) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation.

87) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants” I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.

88) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.

89) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room.

90) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

91) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.

92) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks.

93) I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.

94) A time turner is not a flux capacitator I should therefore not try to install it in a Muggle car.

95) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine.

96) When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE”.

97) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.

98) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be.

99) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S.

100) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

101) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

102) I will not refer to the Defense against the Dark arts professor as Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

103) Dumbledore is not Gandalf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.

104) Do not confuse Aragorn, Eragon and Aragog. Ever.

105) I may not introduce Nagini to Indiana Jones.

106) Challenging Ron to a slug-eating contest is just mean.

107) Under no circumstances am I allowed to refer to Voldemort as "Baldy".

108) Even if he is.

109) I am not allowed to tell the first years to have a staring contest with the Basilisk.

110) I am prohibited from sprinkling glitter on Draco Malfoy, dying his hair, and call him Edward.

111) I am not allowed sell Mrs. O'Leary to Hagrid.

112) I will not give Professor Lupin a collar as a Christmas or birthday present.

113) Saying "I think I 'taw a puddytat!" every time I see Professor McGonagall is most certainly NOT allowed.

114) Offering Voldemort a colonial-era powdered wig (complete with ponytail) will not amuse him and I am not allowed to do so, even if he needs a new hair do.

115) I am not allowed to paint the school neon pink as the only person it will amuse is Professor Umbridge.

116) I must not introduce Voldemort to a psychiatrist as it is likely to result in him having a temper tantrum.

117) I am not allowed to introduce the Cullens to Professor Lupin.

118) I am not allowed to tease Professor Lupin about his 'time of the month'.

119) I shall not play match-maker for Voldemort on Valentine's Day because it will only make him cry when no one will go out with him because of his lack of hair.

120) I am not allowed to be a match-maker for Shelob and Aragog either.

121) I will not arrange a battle to the death between nine Hungarian Horntails and the Nazgul.

122) I will not scream, "HIS NAME IS EDWARD!" any time I hear the words Cedric Diggory.

123) I will not ask the centaurs if they know where Chiron is because I have found a demigod.

124) I will not shout at dinner times that Darth Sideous is Voldemort's uncle, even if they do look alike.

125) I shall not try to persuade everyone that Percy Weasley's true name is Percy Jackson and he slays monsters with a pen for a living.

126) I will not sing 'I'm a Survivour' after the Battle of Hogwarts.

127) No matter how fun it looks, I will not stand on a table and do the Macarena at the Yule Ball.

128) Professor Lupin is not the magical equivlant of Wolverine and I am not allowed to address him as such.

129) Even if I'm bored, I am not allowed to ask Snape what is the mysterious ticking noise.

130) I will not dye Harry's hair pink or give him brown contacts, just because I am sick of black-haired, green-eyed heroes.

131) Whether they owe me money or not, I am not allowed to sneak into Fred and George's dorm at the dead of night to die their hair blond, spike it unreasonably high, then call them John and Edward in the morning.

132) I will not send Voldemort white robes for Christmas and claim he changed his name to, "Voldy the White."

133) And when he wears them, I am not allowed to run around Hogsmeade screaming, "AHHH! It's an albino dementor!"

134) It is not tasteful to send Professor McGonagall a scratching post for Christmas.

135) Bringing a magic eight ball to Divination class will only get Professor Trelawney annoyed at your, "Lack of Inner Eye."

136) To which I am not allowed to reply.

137) I will not refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

138) Nor am I allowed to have lightsaber fights with my wand and make whoosing noises.

139) "Because they both need to wash their hair," is not proof Professor Snape and Aragorn are related.

140) There is also no proof that Gimli and Flitwick are related and I am stop asking Flitwick if he's been swimming with any hairy women lately.

141) Singing 'Hungry Like The Wolf' in Professor Lupin's class is not a way to get extra credit.

142) I am not allowed to write on the wall in the Gryffindor Common Room, "I know where you live" or "I stole all your underwear!"

143) I am not allowed to replace the Bludgers with peas, tomatoes, plums or anything that is not a Bludger.

144) Portable swamps are not funny.

145) And I will not set off the above in Snape's sleeping quarters.

146) Or in the Slytherin's bathrooms.

147) In fact, I am not allowed to even buy portable swamps.

148) Harry Potter is not a Son of Poseidon and saying this everytime I see him will only result in him filing a restraining order against me.

149) My patronus is not a Nazgul.

150) Neither is my animagus form.

151) "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

152) It still is not appropiate, even if I have subsituted the flying monkeys with gummy bears.

153) I will not levitate everywhere in a big pink bubble.

154) My professors have neither the time, nor the inclination to hear about what I did with six boxes of Sugar Quills.

155) No part of the school uniform is edible.

156) Nor am I allowed to make any part of the school uniform edible.

157) I will not try to take house points from the first years for "being too goddamned short".

158) Especially as I am in no position of authority and Dumbledore would have to be heavily drugged before he would ever make me a prefect.

159) I am not allowed to wear singing holiday-themed ties and claim that they are officially part of my uniform. Especially not during June.

160) Luna Lovegood does not have pointed ears, nor is she to be addressed as 'Galadriel'.

161) Lucius Malfoy also does not have pointed ears, nor is he to be addressed as 'Haldir'.

162) I am not the reincarnation of Merlin.

163)I am not allowed to Accio the clothing of any person while they are wearing it.

164) I am to attend astronomy class and should stop yelling that aliens will abduct me if I do.

165) Hogwarts does not require a karaoke machine.

166) No matter how much I would enjoy watching Harry sing, "Saturday Night."

167) "Defying my will" is not a crime worthy of life in Azkaban, and I should not tell that to the first-years.

168) I will not speak to Professor Snape with a Transylvanian accent.

169) Nor am I to ask if he is Carlisle Cullen's evil, unfortunate-looking twin.

170) I will not start a rumor saying that Professor Snape sings "I'm too sexy for my robes" while showering. Or for that matter doing any other activity.

171) Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other Klingon house is forbidden.

172) Voldemort does not wish to appear as the 'before' for a line of cosmetics. And no, he does not care how much money I make from it.

173) The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy, not "Rocky Horror".

174) Transfiguring Draco Malfoy's uniform into a gold thong is also inappropriate.

175) I will not attempt to determine whether Malfoy is a natural blond.

176) I will not sprend rumors that Legolas Greenleaf is his second cousin either.

177) Luna Lovegood is NOT always on "physicidelic mushrooms" and I should stop implying that she is.

178) The same goes for Professor Trelawney.

179) I will not get a tattoo of a smiley face on my arm and claim that it is the new Dark Mark.

180) When signing to all of these rules, I am not allowed to write in red ink and say that the Cullens lent me some grizzly bear blood.

181) I will not set my robes on fire to get out of potions.

182) I should not be a sports' commentator for Ron and Hermione's arguments.

183) Hogwarts does not need a "This many days since Harry has almost died," sign.

Full Name- Sierra Jones

Nickname- Sea

Age- 1 4

Godly Parent- Hades

Mortal Parent- N/A

Brother and Sisters- Half- Hazel and Nico

Abilities- shadow traveling,can make people feel pain with her mind,control precious metal,controls things with her mind,controls greek fire

Weapon and form- obsidian sword (skull hair clip) bow and arrows made out of silver and melted down skulls (chains on pants) bronze knife(straped to leg)

Height- (Specific please) 5'5

Weight- (Specific Please) 125 pounds (pure muscle)

Hair, lenght, style and color- natural blond/black

Clothing:Black Linkin Park Live t-shirt,gray skinny jeans,black knee high boots.

Summer: black tank,dark jean shorts,black combat boots,black bow in hair

Swimwear: black tankini with silver skulls

Winter: black skinny jeans,my chemical romance elbow shirt,black winter boots,black parka

Sleepwear: silk black tank,fluffy silver shorts.

Camp :silver camp halfblood shirt with black writeing,black cotten shorts,black converse high tops,black bow in her hair

Formal :black ruffle gown and silver ballet flats.

Skin- pale,perfect,has a scar that's one foot long on her left arm,a black rose tattoo on her right ankle.

Nationality- (Specific Please) greek (obviously), italian,irish,african american,polish,french,mad american

Romance- NEVA!

With who?- like I said,NEVA!

status — counselor because Nico is always in the underworld

Personality- mysterious at times,funny around friends,has a very bad temper,gets what she wants when she wants it,doesn't trust people at first

History- (Doesn't have to be interesting if nothing comes to mind) she doesn't remember much but she knows she lived on the streets until her 6th birthday when she woke up on half-blood hill

APPEARANCE

black curly hair,black eyes with flecks of green,and tan skin.i'm 5'8

QUOTES

When life gives u lemons make lemonade OR squirt them in the eyes of your enemies!

if you don't like me,theres nothing i can do about it.news flash honey;i don't live 2 please u

i speak english,a little french,and fluent sarcasm

boys are like lava lamps;fun to watch but not 2 bright

chaos,panic,pandemonium. my work here is done

STUPID PRODUCT LABELS:
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping (But that's the only time i can do my hair!).
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside (The shoplifter special!).
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap (I never would have guessed).
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost (It's a suggestion,so i don't have to defrost?YAY!).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down (Too late!).
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating (Fascinating. You learn something new every day. Like, the people who write this things are FREAKING MORONS!).
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body (AWWW!!!).
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery (If only we could keep those 5 year olds with headaches of those darn forklifts).
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness (Wouldn't that be good?).
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children (Mom:Honey where's the knife. Dad:I don't know dear. Mom:Did Lyra get her hands on it?Lyra :Mwahahaha!!!Mom and Dad:RUN!)
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only (Does Mars count?)
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use (Don't give me idea's)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts (Really?!Wow!).
On an Amerian Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts (Someone got paid big bucks to write this one.).
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands (That would of been nice to know earlier).
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly (Way to go.You just ruined a child's life dreams.DREAM MURDERER!).

My name is Tiffany

I am three, My eyes are swollen

I cannot see, I must be stupid

I must be bad, What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up, all day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark, My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice

So maybe ill just get, One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car, My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse, My name is called

I press myself, Against the wall

I try to hide, From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault, He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me, And yells at me more,

I finally get free, And run to the door

He’s already locked it, And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream, But its now much to late

His face has been twisted, Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain, Again and again

O please God, have mercy!, O please let it end!

And he finally stops, And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless, Brawled on the floor

My name is Tiffany, I am three,

Tonight my daddy, Murdered me

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

Please pass this on.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say to nobody,"Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" (Repeat until nobody goes forward to pick it up and say “Well that’s rude!”).

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask him or her if they can hear ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, "Did you feel that?" every two or so seconds.

Stand really close to somebody when there is hardly anyone in the lift.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Grimace painfully when everything is quiet, while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Be quiet, all of you, just be quite!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and push the button to get out.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

Put police tape in front of the door before entering. Wear a grim expression.

Say to a friend when others are in the elevator “Have you got the bomb?”.

Hold an auction.

Throw a tantrum over something random.

Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

Drum on every available surface.

Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

Challenge people to duels.

Sell girl scout cookies.

Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.

Shout "Food fight!"

Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops

Practice your kung fu.

Do yoga.

Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

Recite rap lyrics in monotone

More things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

38. Pretend to be a dinosaur. If anybody asks you a question, roar at them. Then, when the lift stops, behave normally

39. if you are alone and a person gets in, look round furtivley and say " ahhhh... Agent Jones...Do you have the documents?" If they say they don't, then say " you have failed me. Failure is not acceptable." If they say that they are not agent Jones then say " ahhhhhh... you know too much." then pretend to call someone on your mobile phone and say " yes. Hello, Agent 7476. I will need one body disposal team immediately."

anyway enjoy

anyway, if u luv anoying people then you'll luvv these two

Ways to Annoy people at the movie theater:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can hear it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end

How To Annoy People At An Amusement Park

Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatly if they would like their picture taken.

Leave large gaps in between you and the people in front of you while waiting in line.

Every time you pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind you in line.

Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.

Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let you off.

Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.

Speak in Spanish, or pretend you're deaf and start making rapid hand movements.

Start talking about shaving your excess body hair in line while everyone around you is silent.

Find someone and tell them you're lost. Use your best acting skills.

Steal all of the pennies out of the water fountains.

Go up to the boy band wanna-be group and pretend to be really excited and ask for their autographs, reassuring them that they're gonna make it big soon.

Take an Alka-Seltzer tablet and begin to have spasmatic movements in your body while foaming at the mouth at the very top of the tallest ride.

Ask the ride attendant if you cannot ride because you are under the influence of herione, marijuana, crack, and every other drug you can think of.

Begin to cry when they start the merry-go-round and have them stop it because you're too scared to go all the way.

Start talking loudly about the last time you got stuck upside-down on this ride, scaring everyone in line around you.

Ask someone that looks like they're in a hurry for directions.

Complain about how dirty the seat is, and demand they clean it off.

Walk up to anyone in the park, and say "Hi, my name is your name" and offer a handshake.

Ask ANYONE for their autograph.

Advertise for a theme park...one you're not at.

Find someone to tell your life story to.

Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer."

Comment how good you look in every picture of you on a ride.

Make fun of everyone else in every set of pictures taken during the rides.

Go up to every character walking around and give them a big hug and call them your "hero."

Ride every water ride and inform everybody with you that you can't swim and everyone's gonna drown.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE!

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! And the dark side is sooo much better than the good side!
9.you get to wear a white lab coat (ooh la la)
10.you can access our stock of cool evil gadgets (aka a blender and toaster.)
11.you get to wear tall black shiny boots and a black shiny belt
12.you get to wear creepy masks
13. key word: POWER you get lots of it
14.all of the black capes have cool inside pockets to hold my secret bunny collection. did i just say that out loud?
15.we get a vacation unlike the jedi's
16.we can do dangerous things like sky diving or eating chili or sunbathing(though it is hard to sunbathe when you are wearing black)
17.we get to order our minons around
18.when no one is looking, we have funny faces contests
19.we love to mix stuff in the blenders and dare each other to drink it
20.sometimes, we hijack the tv studios and make our own commercials
21.you get to act stupid any time and people are to afraid to laugh at you
22.ummmmm. (state the reason you joined here please)

17 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!", or "I choose YOU, PIKACHU!!"

16. Have a friend push you down the aisle in a shopping cart as you yell "THE ALIENS ARE COMING! THE ALIENS ARE COMING!"

17. Shout at the top of your lungs "VOLDEMORT IS TAKING OVER!" and count how many people turn to look at yo

Things Im Not Allowed To Do In Ferryport Landing:

1. I will not tell Sabrina the President of the United States is an Everafter

2. I will not quote Monty Python and the Holy Grail when I see King Arthur.

3. It is not polite to ask Jake if he likes "older women"

4. I'm not supposed to try and convince Daphne that Harry Potter is real.

5. Mr. Canis is not a werewolf, and I should not compare him to Remus Lupin or Jacob Black.

6. Jokes about police officers being pigs are not funny.

7. I will not as a human, pretend to be a mime in a box while standing next to the barrier.

8. Saying "I don't believe in fairies," will not make Puck or his minions die.

9. I will not constantly mention living happily everafter.

10. I will not talk about finding my prince charming, especially if he is within earshot.

11. I will not throw beans on the ground and pretend their magic ones.

12. I will not ask people for their drivers license.

13. Nottingham will not be amused if I forge a love letter from him to Heart.

14. I will not sing songs from the movie Men in Tights whenever I see Robin Hood or his men.

15. I will not steal from Baba Yaga and blame it on someone else.

16. I will not offer anti-aging products to everafters, and act offended when they don't take them.

17. It is not a good idea to cover the walls in red handprints, even as a joke.

18. I will not brag about all the places i've been recently.

19. Pretending to discover magical items is not okay.

20. I will not allow Rumplestilzkin to adopt children. Nor will I hire him as a babysitter.

21. I will not start rhyming random words to annoy mirror.

22. I will not give Elvis sausages, no matter what happens.

23. I will not attempt a brain/heart transplant on the Scarecrow/Tin-man.

24. I will not refer to everafters by their real names in front of other people.

25. I will not ask for autographs.

26. I will not ask everafters to refer me to their plastic surgeons.

27. I am not allowed to negotiate a peace treaty with the Scarlet Hand.

28. I will not use mirror to do my hair in the morning.

29. I will not ask Scarlet Hand members if they want to to join a new organization called the Blue Foot. Which I am not the master of.

30. I will not ask Sabrina for make-up tips.

31. I will not call Puck Peter Pan.

32. I will not randomly kiss Charming, especially if Snow White is in the roo

Zoe:"Where is the dam snack bar?"

Grover:"The dam snack bar?"

Zoe:"Yes, what is so funny?"
Grover:"Nothing, I could use some dam french fries."
Thalia:"And I need to use the dam restroom."
Zoe:"I do not understand."
Grover:"I wanna use the dam water fountain."
Thalia:"And I want to buy a dam T-shirt."
"Moooooo!"
-Titan's Curse, pg208

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In loving memory of...

...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero

...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die

...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends

...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth

...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero

...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success

...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos

...Everyone else who died in the Titan War

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copy and paste this into your profile if you will personally go down to Texas and kill Rick Riordan if Percy and Annabeth don't have their reunion in the Mark of Athena (no harm intended =P)

If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exsist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile

95 of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building. 4 would yell JUMP. If you are the 1 that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile

copy and paste this into your profile if you hate that the computer thinks that Annabeth isn't a word...cause she is totally real

Camp Half-Blood pledge

I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea.

I promise to remember Annabeth When a spider comes at me.

I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course.

I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Chiron When a sign says, ''Free pony ride.''

I promise to remember Tyson When friend stays by my side.

I promise to remember Thalia When someone is scared of heights.

I promise to remember Clarisse When someone gives me fright.

I promise to remember Bianca When I scold my younger brother.

I promise to remember Nico When someone doesn't get along with others.

I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars.

I promise to remember Rachel When a limo passes by my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls whenever my home is beginning to unsettle

I promise to remember Beckendorf whenever I see someone working metal

I promise to remember Silena whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Micheal Yew whenever I see a smile that gleams

I promise to remember Briares whenever I see someone playing hand games

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth whenever I see a cloth in flames

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos whenever I see someone going against the odds.

Yes, I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go.

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus. Main character of the epicest book ever.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Or Zeus. Or Jason.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen. Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle/irritate her. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth, and were given to them by Hermes.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" "little" brother (he's technically older than her . . . maybe)

Annabeth Chase. One of Percy's best friends (and now also his girlfriend [PERCABETH!!]) and the official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. The trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we CAN'T WAIT FOR. (and protests that Percy is a son of POSEIDON not NEPTUNE)

Olympus. Home of the gods, saved by the demigods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoë's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO, Percy, Annabeth, Silena, Beckendorf . . .

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke- shhh, don't tell him I said that!)

Thalia Grace. Hunter and Lieutenant of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy (for those of you who don't know, it's Leo)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times (and helped Percy out too . . . kinda).

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers (Nico should give 'em a new uniform).

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Year-rounders. These campers stay at CHB all year long, while some stay only for summer.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO ("What did they do? What have they do to my city?" -Percy, The Last Olympian)

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance ('The brave, beautiful Persephone was going to get me out of this. She shrugged indifferently. "Fine. What's for breakfast? I'm starving."' -The Last Olympian)

Iapetus. Percy's Titan friend who is called Bob!

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp

You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!

You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!

You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY AND ANNABETH

You say Team Edward, I say TEAM PERCY!

You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!

You say Jacob, I say NICO!

You say Jasper, I say LUKE!

You say Alice, I say THALIA!

You say Rosalie, I say SILENA!

You say the wolf pack, I say THE STOLLS!

You say Emmett, I say BECKENDORF!

You say Carlisle, I say CHIRON!

You say Esme, I say ZOE!

You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD!

You say Twilight, I say...PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS BABY!!!!!!!

If you ever stayed up all night copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile. (Yeah, you know who you are)

If when people call you crazy you take it as a complament copy and paste this onto you profile

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you ever forget what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you believe that children are actually much smarter than most adults, copy and paste this into your profile.

If FanFiction to you is what MySpace or Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

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HELP THE BUNNY!!!!

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.(Hades yeah!!)

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what Genius came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. (next they'll tell us Jupiter is too big)

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If you've pulled a Percy: You've risked something for a friend or family member.

If you've pulled an Annabeth: You have over thunk something, "analyzed" a person, or created a strategy.

If you've pulled a Grover: You're not that good at sports, or you just don't like 'em, but when they had your favorite food, you ran like a demigod being chased by a hellhound.

If you've pulled a Nico: You've held a grudge for a while, or lost a close friend or family member, or is just a little creepy. Or something like that.

If you've pulled a Thalia: You have been scared of something, and sorta dodged it. Or you get really scary when you're angry.

If you've pulled a Luke: If you've backstabbed someone, or you sorta double crossed them.

I've pulled an Annabeth, a Percy, a Nico, a Thalia, and a Luke.

1. Since when can Poseidon show up outta the water really huge and MADE outta water, then shrink? 2. Why did Zeus and Poseidon have that meeting? 3. Since when does Yancy have a pool? 4. Yancy's name isn't mentioned. 5. Why's Grover black? (no racism) 6. Why's it high school? 7. Where's Nancy Bobofit? 8. When is Mrs. Dodds an ENGLISH teacher? 9. Since when is she a SUBSTITUTE teacher? 10. Don't they start the book at the field trip? 11. Since when can Percy read Greek like *snaps fingers* that? 12. When is Grover such a perv? 13. How come he's not a scrawny little kid? 14. Why does he have crutches? 15. Mrs. Dodds wanted to see Percy because he used his powers. In the movie, she just randomly does it. 16. Chiron throws Percy Riptide. 17. Riptide's not a clicky pen, it has a cap 18. Mrs. Dodds is supposed to turn to ashes and monster dust. 19. Chiron is supposed to take Riptide back. 20. The mist is supposed to affect everyone into thinking there's someone called Mrs. Kerr. 21. Percy's supposed to have a Latin exam. 22. Percy's supposed to eavesdrop on Chiron and Grover. 23. What happened to the Fates? 24. Isn't Yancy a BOARDING SCHOOL? Meaning he doesn't go home at the end of the day? 25. Grover hasn't met Gabe yet 26. When the heck did Percy turn 17? 27. When did Gabe do THAT??? (I will not say what THAT is for the children . . . *shudder*) 28. What happened to "Gabe's private study"? 29. What about Montauk? 30. What happened to the cabin at Montauk? 31. Grover doesn't reveal his goatliness until the cabin at Montauk. 32. Gabe's car's supposed to get totaled by a lightning bolt. 33. Since when does Percy enter camp with Grover? 34. Isn't Grover supposed to pass out? 35. Why does Percy still have Riptide? 36. Isn't Percy supposed to snap the horn off the Minotaur? It gets stuck in a tree. 37. Doesn't Percy pass out AFTER he drags Grover into camp? 38. Why does Grover drag Percy to camp and not the other way around? 39. Isn't he supposed to see Annabeth and Chiron before he blacks out? 40. Isn't Annabeth supposed to be taking care of him? 41. What happened to Argus? 42. Doesn't Annabeth interrogate him? 43. What about nectar and ambrosia? 44. Even though the deleted scene DID have nectar and ambrosia, Annabeth's not supposed to be there. 45. What about Dionysus? 46. The Minotaur horn? 47. Chiron explains everything, not Grover. 48. Isn't Chiron the only centaur at camp? 49. Isn't Grover supposed to be getting judged? 50. Why's everyone older than they really should be? 51. Doesn't Chiron show him the cabins? ALL the cabins? 52. How does he just automatically know Percy's a son of Poseidon? 53. Percy's supposed to stay at the Hermes cabin. 54. He's supposed to be introduced to Luke by Annabeth. 55. What happened to Clarisse? 56. Why didn't Percy become "the supreme lord of the bathroom"? 57. What happened to the barbecue dinner? Percy's FIRST dinner? 58. The sacrifices? 59. Magic goblets? 60. He's supposed to be on Annabeth's Capture the Flag team. 61. What happened to him pwning the Ares kids? 62. What happened to Annabeth's invisibility Yankees cap? 63. Why'd Percy pawn Annabeth? 64. Speaking of which, why'd he gawk at her while she was fighting? 65. What's with Grover flirting with the Aphrodites? 66. His pan pipes? 67. Whoa, what's with the really odd dinner? 68. What's with the nymphs flirting with Percy? 69. Since when does Hades come outta the fire like that? 70. What about Percy's dreams (the one at Montauk)? 71. What happened to the Oracle? 72. Percy doesn't sneak out, he gets assigned with the quest. 73. And why'd he play Capture the Flag right away? He's supposed to be at camp for a few -what, days, weeks? -to train. 74. And he's supposed to get claimed by Poseidon during Capture the Flag. 75. But first get attacked by a hellhound. 76. And since when do they go to Luke for help? 77. What happened to Thalia's pine? 78. Half Blood Hill? 79. Also, now that I'm on the topic, why'd Grover tag along on the car ride? 80. Didn't they already receive drachmas when they set off? 81. Grover's supposed to wear the winged shoes Luke gave, not Percy. 82. Don't they take a taxi to the Greyhound or some train like that? 83. Aren't they supposed to see Gabe on TV THERE, in a store window, not in some hotel? 84. When did Luke give Percy a shield? 85. Or a map? 86. Persephone's Pearls? 87. What happened to the Fury attack at the bus? 88. Aunty Em is supposed to feed them and make 'em drowsy and stuff. 89. Aunty Em's Garden Gnome Emporium is supposed to be OPEN, not abandoned. 90. Since when would Annabeth and Grover suggest nicking some free sodas? 91. Where'd that mortal come from? 92. They don't split up, they get offered a "photo op" 93. Percy's . . . kinda poor ish, how'd he get an iPod? 94. Why isn't Riptide's name ever mentioned? 95. Why isn't the Mist either there or explained? 96. Didn't Annabeth save Percy from being turned to stone? 98. HOW the frick do Grover and Annabeth drive that car through the wall? They're supposed to be 12!! 99. What happened to Percy's dream AGAIN? (this time about Kronos) 100. Didn't Percy send Medusa's head to Olympus? 101. Didn't he steal the drachmas and address from her office? 102. What about Gladiola the poodle? 103. That train ride? 104. Since when do they drive to a motel? 105. And Percy swims in a pool? 106. And they keep Medusa's head? 107. What about the Arch at St. Louis? 108. And the Chimera? 109. And the Echidna! 110. And Percy jumping off into the Mississippi? 111. The whole quest isn't about finding Persephone's pearls anyway. 112. What about the Nereid? 113. And meeting Ares? 114. And going to the Waterland park? 115. And Aphrodite's scarf? 116. Hephaestus' trap! 117. And the Kindness International truck? 118. And releasing a zebra into Vegas? 119. And the Lotus Hotel and Casino didn't have some lotus flower things. 120. It wasn't gambling or an actually "casino" casino, it was a kid's heaven. 121. And they didn't drive a car through the wall (AGAIN). 122. Or get attacked. 123. What happened to the cash cards? 124. And the taxi drive to the ocean? 125. Or meeting that Great White to the Nereid? 126. And REALLY getting the pearls there? 127. Where'd Crusty's Water Bed Palace go? How else do they find the DOA address? 128. The Underworld isn't behind the Hollywood sign. 129. Where'd the DOA go? 130. And Charon's supposed to be in a waiting room wearing Italian silk suits, not just standing there. 131. He doesn't burn some money. 132. He doesn't even GET money, besides being bribed by drachmas! 133. They're supposed to run into Cerberus. 134. Since when is Persephone a total pervert and a flirt? 135. And has pet hellhounds? 136. Heck, she's not even supposed to BE in the Lightning Thief! 137. Annabeth's supposed to use a rubber ball and distract Cerberus. 138. They're supposed to go to Tartarus. 139. The shoes that GROVER is supposed to be wearing are supposed to be cursed. 140. And try to drag him into Tartarus. 141. When Percy meets Hades, he's supposed to have a robe of souls. 142. Hades' Helm of Darkness is supposed to be stolen too. 143. Hades doesn't really want the lightning bolt. 144. Or Persephone (who, again, is not supposed to BE there!) 145. Grover doesn't stay back. 146. Sally's supposed to stay back. 147. The bolt doesn't show up in his shield (which he isn't supposed to have anyway . . . ) 148. It's supposed to show up in his pack. 149. Which was given by Ares, who, again, was NOT THERE. 150. They don't go directly to Olympus. 151. Percy's supposed to fight Ares. 152. He is not supposed to have an air battle against Luke. 153. Where the frick is Kronos mentioned anywhere? 154. Percy is supposed to wound Ares. 155. Percy is supposed to have a curse put on him by Ares. 156. Percy is supposed to get the Helm of Darkness back from Ares. 157. Percy's supposed to hand it over to the Furies. 158. When does Percy make a water trident and (supposedly) kill Luke? 159. He (Luke) is supposed to be under Kronos' control, not want revenge on Hermes. 160. Luke is supposed to still be at Camp. 161. Percy's supposed to fly on a plane. 162. He's supposed to go to Olympus alone. 163. He finds out his mom is back. 164. Not Grover, since he wasn't supposed to stay back in the first place. 165. Percy's supposed to go see her. 166. He's supposed to give her Medusa's head. 167. Sally's supposed to directly give it to Gabe as "meat loaf", not hide it in the fridge. 168. When Percy goes back to camp, there's supposed to be a celebration. 169. They're supposed to burn their shrouds. 170. They're supposed to wear laurels. 171.Gabe is supposed to have "disappeared off the face of the Earth". 172. On a completely unrelated note, Sally is supposed to have sold a "sculpture". 173. Then use that money to put a down payment on a new apartment and a semester at NYU. 174. At the 4th of July fireworks, Grover's supposed to say good bye to search for Pan. 175. Annabeth's supposed to explain the fireworks. 176. He's supposed to get his first camp necklace and bead. 177. Luke is supposed to try to kill him again with a pit scorpion. 178. Percy's supposed to almost die and then wake up in the infirmary again. 179. Annabeth's supposed to visit him with Chiron. 180. Annabeth's supposed get angry at Luke. 181. She's supposed to have sent a letter to her dad. 182. She's supposed to leave camp, not spar with Percy. 183. Annabeth doesn't flirt with Percy yet (though, if you squint, maybe) 184. Percy's supposed to leave Camp and go back home. 185. Annabeth has blonde hair. 186. Curly blonde hair. 187. And grey eyes. 188. Percy has green eyes. 189. Grover's supposed to be scrawny. 190. And have curly brown hair. 191. And a goatee (oh, the pun). 192. And acne. 193. And wear a floppy rasta cap. 194. With fake feet. 195. Why doesn't Annabeth act like she has a small crush on Luke? Or at least is really close to him!! 196. Where's her dagger? 197. Luke's scar? 198. And his quest? 199. And since when does Annabeth start shooting at people with sleep inducing arrows? 200. And since when does she roll with a bow and arrow? 201. Since when do they go to the Parthenon? 202. And fight a hydra? That's book two! 203. What the frick happened to the Great Prophecy, huh? Answer me that!! 204. Yo -where is the Iris Messaging??

HOW IN THE WORLD ARE THEY GOING TO MAKE A SECOND MOVIE???????????

PJO quotes:

"With great power comes the great need to take a nap." - Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian

"God alert! It's the Wine dude!" - Blackjack, Titans Curse

"Go chase a doughnut!" - Percy Jackson, Sea of Monsters

"See that's what happens to snow in Texas lady. It - freaking - melts!" - Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero

You know how teachers always tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. -Percy, The Demigod Files

"Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom!" - Piper Mclean, The Lost Hero

That's one good thing about sea serpents: They're big babies when it comes to getting hurt. -Percy, The Demigod Files

It's great when you're a celebrity to squids. -Percy, The Demigod Files

"It's all right. We just had a family spat."

"Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!" -Persephone and Nico, The Demigod Files

I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket! -Jason, The Lost Hero

Put this in your profile
if you love to laugh!

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.

Stressed is Desserts backwards :)

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I am in shape...round is a shape.

I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't.

Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

When life gives you lemons, you throw them right back and tell it to make their own damn lemonade.

If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan/ wrench/etc./ out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile.

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.(lol!No offense guys!)

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

The words 'Can you get up and do this simple thing for me?' never seem to register in my brain.

Deja vu- when you've done something you think you've done before, its because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends to see.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

My mullet is better than yours . . . it's been blow torched, and it comes OFF!

Knowledge is power and power corrupts. Study hard; be evil.

I Googled you today and I'm disturbed with what I found.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking too good, either.

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

REMEMBER WHEN

getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?

the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES? '

m 0 m' (was your hero) and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?

when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?

when - WAR- was a card game and life was simple and care free?

remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP?

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher.

"It's always in the last place you look" Duh! If you had already found it, why would you keep looking?

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

I ran with scissors and lived! ( i seriously think that one should be put on a t-shirt)

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

Life isn't passing me by - it's trying to run me over!

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I swear to officer, I'm not god Mr.drunk!

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Music is love in search of word.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

Remember in third grade when the teachers said we need to learn cursive because we're going to use it for the rest of our lives? Haha they lied

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.

You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'

When you fall: A friend helps you up; a best friend keeps walking and says,"Walk much dumb ass?"

My favorite word is sarcasm.

I didn't just hit you. I just high-fived your face.

This is 'evil me'. 'Evil me' locked 'nice me' in a closet years ago.

Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it.

While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with a pissed off me, I'll drag you down to the floor and beat you with a baseball bat.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

TRY THIS!: Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on (or at least, smiling)

She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.

(Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in History class.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room or am punished?

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Lottery: a tax on people who don’t understand statistics.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

I know at least three people who would love to push me down the stairs.

Crashing through the snow on an automation horse draw sleigh,

Over the shields we go, Kronos' minions exploding away,

Bells on Blackjack's wing, Riptide shining bright,

What fun it is to slash and swing our clubs and swords tonight,

Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid,

A dream or two ago, I saw a rising tide,

a horse and eagle fight,

a thunder bolt by my side,

the eagle got hit and sank,

some time the horse had bought,

Poseidon's face turned blank,

as he foiled Zeus' plot,

Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, Yay!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid.

When Drowning…

Mortal: LIFEGUARD!

PJO fan: PERCY!

HP fan: “Eats Gilly weed”

When rain suddenly come…

Mortal: Damn it!

PJO fan: Grab a tissue Zeus!

HP fan: Accio umbrella!

Exclaiming…

Mortal: Oh My god!

PJO fans: Di Immortales!

HP fan: Merlin’s pants!

When angry…

Mortal: Shut up!

PJO:

Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you!

Percy: Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater!

Annabeth: Shut up or my mom will kill you with wisdom!

Nico: Shut up or I’ll bring you to my dad NOW!

Charles(Beckendorf): Shut up or I’ll invent something to kill you!

Travis/Conner: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar! (They’d steal everything away.)

Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life!

Silena: Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life!

Castor: Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines!

Clarisse: Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife.

Chiron: Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn’t work. Shut up or my buddies and I will have a stampede on you!

I'm that girl who cries without anyone seeing it.

I'm that girl who hurts herself without anyone knowing it.

I'm that girl who smiles but is hurting inside.

I'm that girl who guides but doesn't know what's right.

I'm that girl who shines but doesn't glow in the dark.

I'm that girl who's kind but never feels the mark.

I'm that girl who'd fight for someone else's rights.

But I'm also that girl who can't sleep at night.

Outside I'm pretty, I'm glowing, I'm strong.

But inside, I'm hurting, knowing I don't belong.

I think of that weight that just hangs above me,

Dropping onto my shoulders ever so slowly.

I don't fight it, I don't struggle,

I just hold it up.

The force on my shoulders,

I'm begging it to stop.

But I just hold it together,

And keep the smile on my face.

Just hoping that one day,

Someone can take my place.

Help me take that burden off her shoulders,

Look past the barriers and help me get hold of her.

Take my hand and it'll weigh no more,

For us girls together, can be stronger than before.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste to your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile..

If you think copying and pasting things into your profile is fun copy and paste this in your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Funny Quiz: Student got 0% in his exam even when he didn't get anything wrong.

Q1: In Which Battle Did Napoleon Die?

Ans: *In his last battle

Q2: Where Was The Declaration Of Independence Signed?

Ans: *At the bottom of the paper

Q3: River Ravi Flows In Which State?

Ans: *liquid

Q4: What Is The Main Reason For Divorce?

Ans: *Marriege

Q5: What Is The Main Reason For Failure?

Ans: *Exams

Q6: What Can You Never Eat For Breakfast?

Ans: *Lunch and Dinner

Q7: What Looks Like Half An Apple?

Ans: *the other half

Q8: If You Throw A Red Stone Into The Blue Sea, What Will It Become?

Ans: *It will simple become wet

Q9: How Can A Man Go Eight Days Without Sleeping?

Ans: *No problem, he sleeps at night

Q10: How Can You Lift An Elephant With One Hand?

Ans: *You will never find an elephant that only has one hand

Q11: It Took Eight Men Ten Hours To Build A Wall, How Long Will It Take Four Men To Build It?

Ans: *No time at all, the wall is already built

Q12: How Can You Drop An Egg On A Concrete Floor Without Cracking It?

Ans: *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile

I95 percent of teens worry about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't copy this into your profile

. If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile

. If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile

. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile

. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. I

you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically copy this to your profile

. Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as different, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile

Copy and paste if you do these things/Are you:

You enjoy being called weird, annoying, and unusual and I am proud!

You're a geek without glasses!

You hate pink!

You're style is funky!

You are a bookworm

You tell your bff's you luv them everyday!

You only read books that have supernatural things in them!

Play truth or dare at lunch!

The Kane Chronicles Pledge:

I promise to remember Carter

When I travel far away

I promise to remember Sadie

When I have something sarcastic to say

I promise to remember Desjardins

When someone doesn't fight fair

I promise to remember Amos

When someone has beads in their hair

I promise to remember Iskandar

When I see someone very old

I promise to remember Bast

When I see cat's eyes that are gold

I promise to remember Horus

When I see a beautiful bird

I promise to remember Isis

Whenever strange voices are heard

I promise to remember Set

When someone is clever and sly

I promise to remember Anubis

When a cute boy catches my eye

I promise to remember Zia

When I see someone working magic

I promise to remember Julius Kane

When someone's life is tragic

I promise to remember Ruby Kane

When someone I love is gone

And whenever I read The Red Pyramid

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FRIENDS: Will tell you what you want to hear.BEST FRIENDS: Will always tell the truth.

FRIENDS: Will be there for you all through school.BEST FRIENDS: Will be there till the day you die.

FRIENDS: Hate it when you call after they've gone to bed.BEST FRIENDS: Ask you why you took so long to call.

FRIENDS: Wonder about your romantic history.BEST FRIENDS: Could blackmail you with it.

FRIENDS: When visiting, acts like a guest.BEST FRIENDS: Open your refrigerator and helps themself.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.BEST FRIENDS: Have shoulders soggy from your tears.

FRIENDS: Don't know your parents' first names.

BEST FRIENDS: Have their phone numbers in their address book.

FRIENDS: Expect you to always be there for them.

BEST FRIENDS: Expect to always be there for you.

FRIENDS: Are people you enjoy hanging out with.

BEST FRIENDS: Are people you need.

FRIENDS: Will say, "Don't hurt her" and leave it at that

BEST FRIENDS: Will say, "She's my best friend, break her heart, I'll break your face!"

FRIENDS: Will ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Will already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS:Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and yell 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.B

EST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you

FRIENDS: Will tell you what you want to hear.BEST FRIENDS: Will always tell the truth.

FRIENDS: Will be there for you all through school.BEST FRIENDS: Will be there till the day you die.

FRIENDS: Hate it when you call after they've gone to bed.BEST FRIENDS: Ask you why you took so long to call.

FRIENDS: Wonder about your romantic history.BEST FRIENDS: Could blackmail you with it.

FRIENDS: When visiting, acts like a guest.BEST FRIENDS: Open your refrigerator and helps themself.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.BEST FRIENDS: Have shoulders soggy from your tears.

FRIENDS: Don't know your parents' first names.

BEST FRIENDS: Have their phone numbers in their address book.

FRIENDS: Expect you to always be there for them.

BEST FRIENDS: Expect to always be there for you.

FRIENDS: Are people you enjoy hanging out with.

BEST FRIENDS: Are people you need.

FRIENDS: Will say, "Don't hurt her" and leave it at that

BEST FRIENDS: Will say, "She's my best friend, break her heart, I'll break your face!"

FRIENDS: Will ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Will already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS:Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and yell 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.B

EST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

I took the road less traveled... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?

Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), Ice wolf13, AlyxtheDarkWanderer, BellaSwan321, Bookworm614, lukexthaliaxfan23, charn14, allyouneedislove1797, WireWriter...izzi08, Trixie Nightshade

Peace
Love
PERCY JACKSON

PREP

You own a mobile phone.
You own something from Abercrombie.
You own something from Pac sun.
You own something from Hollister.
You own something from American eagle.
You love/like to go to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale.
You have more than one house.(only because my parents r divorced)

Total:3

GOTHIC

Black is one of the colours you wear the most.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
you’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic

One/more of your friends are goth/emo

One of your favorite colors is black

Total:7

PUNK

You can skateboard.
You’ve worn plaid.
You love Converse.
You hate MTV.
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count)
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 6

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts.
You get straight A’s.
You love reading.
You were/are in band.
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 5

ATHLETC

You watch/watched the Super bowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of some sports equipment.
You belong/belonged to a school team. (swimming)
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number. (# 13)

Total: 6

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music.
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band Panic! At the disco.
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance.
Hair has been died more than 1 colour

Total: 5

Your Guy Side

[x] You love hoodies. [x] You love jeans. [x] Dogs are better than cats. [x] It's hilarious when people get hurt. [x] You've played with/against boys on a team. [x ] Shopping is torture. [x ] Sad movies suck. [ ] You own/ed a xbox 360. [ x] Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. [x] You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. [ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. [x ] You watch sports on TV. (SOCCER)[x] Gory movies are cool. [x ] You go to your dad for advice.(about some stuff) [x ] You own lik a trillion baseball caps. [ x] You like going to high school football games. [x ] You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. [ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear. [x ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. [x ] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. [x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think [x] Sports are fun(soccer, volleyball) [ X] Talk with food in your mouth [ x] Sleep with your socks on

TOTAL: 21

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

[ ] You wear lip gloss/chapstick. [ ] You love to shop [ ] You wear eyeliner. [ ] You wear the color pink [x] Go to your mom for advice. [ ] You consider cheerleading a sport [ ] You hate wearing the color black. [ ] You like hanging out at the mall. [ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. [ ] You like wearing jewelry [ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe [ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. [x ] You don't like the movie Star Wars. [x] You were in gymnastics/dance? [ ] It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. [x ] You smile a lot more than you should. [x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes (All tennis shoes and combat boots). [ ] You care about what you look like. [ ] You like wearing dresses when you can. [ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. [x] You love the movies. [x ] Used to play with dolls as little kid. [ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. [ ] Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 7

Loser

[ ] You don't have very many friends. [ ] Often times, teachers forget your name. [ ] You were always picked last for kickball. [ ] You don't like to talk a lot. [ x] You tend to avoid mass social activities [ ] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities. [x ] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start. [ ] Your friends have blown you off before. [ ] You sit alone in most of your classes. [ x] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you. [x] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange. [ ] People don't find you friendly. [ x] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype. [ ] You eat alone at lunch.

Total= 5

Prep

[ ] You pop the collar [ ] You won't go near the Goths [ ] You own at least one thing from a designer store. [ ] You are very clean cut. [ ] You are squeamish. [ ] People have called you preppy before. [ ] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume [ ] You have a lot of money. [ ] You know who LC is. [ ] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach. [ ] One favorite store is either Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters. [ ] You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic. [ ] You carry a purse wherever you go. [ ] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready. ] You do not leave the house without make up. ] You feel really girly when you gush over male actors.

Total = 0(YAY!!!!)

Band Geek

[x] You have played an instrument before. [x] You still play an instrument. [ ] You are/were in regular Band. [ ] You are/were in Jazz Band. [ ] You are/were in Marching Band. [ ] Most of your friends are in band. [ ] The band room/band hall is your second home. [ ] You enjoy listening to classical music on occasion. [ ] You aspire to be a Drum Major. [ ] You've made out with somebody on a band bus or at a band competition. [ ] You have trouble getting your non-band friends to go near the band room. [ ] Band is your favorite class. [ ] You have been to band camp. [ ] You walk in step with all your friends. [ ] You talk about band constantly. [ ] You know that American Pie has got it all wrong. [ ] You hate rap music. [ ] Marching Season is your favorite time of year. [ ] When you go to football games, you don't really pay attention to the game itself. [ ] Your favorite jokes are band jokes. [ ] You know it's not about the bloods and the crips: it's the brass and the woodwinds.

Total = 2

Thespian

[x] You have seen a school play. [x] You have seen a Broadway musical. [x] You like to act. [x] You have participated in a school play. [x] You have participated in a play outside of school. [ ] You have gone to the Thespian Conference [x ] You get pissed off when people make that thespian, did you say lesbian joke? [ ] You have done tech. [x] You know that you cannot touch anybody else's props. [ ] You have played in the pit orchestra for a musical. [x ] You have been to a cast party. [ ] You are in a thespian troupe. [x] You often sing show tunes at the top of your lungs. [ ] You know who Idina Menzel and Johnathan Larson are. [x] At one point in your life, you were obsessed [ ] You do not have a personal bubble. [x] You actually understand Shakespeare. [ ] You know how to put on stage make up. [ x] You have been a lead. [x ] You met a lot of your better friends through theatre.

Total = 13( Eh, I AM dramatic)

Overachiever

[x] You participate in a lot of extracurricular activities. [ ] You have a part-time job. [x] You have straight A's. [x] You are in mostly honors/IB/AP classes.[ ] You do not procrastinate. [x] You have scored a 5 on an AP test. ] You do not have very much down time. [ ] You are very organized. ] You always have a thousand things going on at once. [ ] You are in a relationship. (what does that have to do with anything?) [x] You aspire to get into an Ivy League School. ] In your extracurriculars, you hold leadership positions. [ x] You are/were on Student Council. (Blah) [ ] You are/were the class president. (Blah) [ ] You are/were a class officer. (Blah) [ ] You are/were the Salutatorian for your class. [ ] You are/were the Valedictorian for your class. [ ] People have told you that you didn't have a life. [ ] You are getting/have already received the IB Diploma. [x] You cry hysterically when you get anything lower than an A on anything. (...A-?)

Total = 7

Goth

[ x] Your wardrobe consists of mostly black things. [x] When you have the money, you shop at Hot Topic. (BEST HAIR EXTENSIONS EVER! DUDE I HAVE ALL OF EM)[ ] You think tattoos are hot.) [ ] You think odd piercings are hot. [ x] You don't get along with your parents. [x] You have/want to dyed/dye your hair an exotic color [ x] You've styled your hair in liberty spikes. [x] Sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death. [ ] You like to write dark poetry. [ ] You are into/interested in S&M. [ ] You have a pair of oversized black pants. [ ] At one point in your life, you liked Foamy, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange, and the Happy Tree Friends. [ ] You listen to grunge. [x] You have a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps. [ ] You will only date other Goths. [x] You don't really care what people think about you. [ ] Overly happy people scare you. [ ] You like black makeup & nail polish best.[x ]You have hair extenions.

Total = 9(Yeah baby!!)

Nerd

{] You actually study for tests and quizzes. [x] You have straight A's. [ ] You haven't had any luck with the opposite sex. (they're considered my enemies) [ ] You are into WoW, Magic Cards, and Halo. [ ] You over-analyze jokes to the point where they aren't funny anymore. [ ] Your mom buys your clothes for you. ] You actually answer the questions in class. ] You sit front row center in all of your classes to get the best learning experience. [ ] You miss school during the summer [ ] You wear your pants at your waist. [ ] You prefer sweatpants to jeans. [ ] You have a pocket protector in your shirt with pens and a calculator in it. [ ] You let cute boys/girls take advantage of you & copy your homework in hopes of getting noticed. [ ] You've noticed some of the spelling and grammar mistakes in this survey. (Where?) ] People always cheat off you during tests. [x] Your parents pack your lunch for you every day. [x] You wear/should be wearing glasses.

Total = 3im smart, but im not a nerd. Get. It. Straight.)

Garage Band Junkie

[ ] You play the guitar. [ ] You have been in a garage band before. [ ] You're still in a garage band. [ ] You think your band is going to make it big someday. [ ] You play shows almost weekly. [ ] You play the drum set. [ x] You sing vocals for a band. [ x] You write your own lyrics. [ ] You spend hundreds on amps and microphones. [ ] Your band has a myspace page. [ ] You have been in multiple garage bands. [ ] You have changed the name of your band at least twice. [ ] You have participated in a battle of the bands [ ] Your band has been signed. [ ] You have taken guitar classes at school. [ ] You have played at the same venue multiple times. [ ] You would rather make it big than have to go to college. [ x] You have musical talent. ] You have groupies. [ ] You've made t-shirts and other apparel for your band.

Total = 3

Emo

[ ] You often have trouble convincing people that you aren't emo. [x] You comb your hair over one of your eyes. (Er side part.. slightly near eye) [x ] You flip your hair often. [x] You have dark-rimmed glasses. ] You have hurt your self on purpose.] If you're a boy, people often complain about your pants being too tight. [ ] You don't really smile too often. [ ] You blog often. [ ] You never smile in pictures. [ ] You listen to Thursday and/or Sunny Day Real Estate. [ ] You're too much to be a goth. [ ] You own a lot of band t-shirts. [ ] You go to a lot of shows. [ ] You only go for emo/scene boys and girls. ] It doesn't take very much to make you cry. [ ] You have played all the Emo Games ] You have worn black eyeliner before. [ ] You own a bandana in which you wear in your hair. [x] You have dark hair. [ ] You love the emo song. [ ] You say stuff like "I feel like my hearts being ripped out" and all that.

Total = 5(i'm more goth than i am emo.RE.MEM.BER!)

Skatepunk

[ x] You own a skateboard. (used to)[ ] You have been skateboarding since you were in grade school. ] You have gotten many injuries from skateboarding. [ ] You know that World Industries and Element aren't just clothing lines. ] You have vandalized public property. [ ] You have TPed/egged somebody's house before. [ ] You have been yelled at for littering. [ ] You have gotten in trouble with the cops. [ ] You listen to punk rock. [ ] Chicks on skateboards are hot. ] You stick it to the man [ ] You own skater shoes. ] You watch MTV2, not MTV. [ ] You enjoy crude humor. ] Screw school, lets do crazy stuff. ] You know that there are other pro skaters out there besides Tony Hawk. [ ] You pretty much live at the skate park. [ ] Hygene does not concern you. ] Skater boys are attractive.

Total = 1

Metalhead

[ ] Most people are scared of your music [ ] A lot of the bands you like have violent names/titles/lyrics [ ] You hate emo kids ] You have gotten kicked out of a public place multiple times before [ ] Slipknot isn't really metal ] You appreciate really good guitarists of any genre [ ] You hate pop and rap. [ ] You spend all your money on music-related stuff [ ] Scene kids are fun to laugh at. [ ] You will become friends with anyone if they like the same bands ] You curse a lot. [ ] You can name at least five sub genres of metal [x] You wore black converses before they became emo (I STILL DO)[ ] At least one of your favorite bands thinks they're vikings ] You also like classic rock, such as led zeppelin and pink floyd. [x] You have yelled at someone for their taste in music.

Total: 2

The Stupid Test

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door. (I personally apologized, then told a pole that I walked into to get out of my way...)

(x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.(Yeah,last week,i decided I was going to be an 'extreame golf carter' and jumped of the golf cart that was moving so quickly,I coudn't see the ground...)

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

(x) You have run into a tree.

(x) It IS possible to lick your elbow (I succeeded!)

(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.

( ) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

(x) You just tried to sing them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

( ) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. (Matrix is...?)

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

(x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.(HEY! MY HAIR HAS BLACK,BROWN,BLOND,DIRTY BLOND,AND RED IN IT! DON'T BLAME ME!)

(x) People have called you slow.

(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class

( ) If someone says “fart” you laugh.

( ) You just laughed.

( ) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math. (but i don't for hard maths, work that out!)

( ) You have eaten a bug. (uh... ew)

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important (Hehe, sorry homework.)

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

( ) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

(x) You break a lot of things.(Eh hehehe...clumsy me?)

( ) Your friends know not to use big words around you

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before (and nearly got detention for it!) (Detention has my favorite teacher, Ms. Williams! She falls asleep during it!)

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

If you get 18 or more your stupid.

Oh my god...im the smartest kid in the school,and I checked off more than three-thirds of that quiz...=P

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 4 letters of real name and izzle)(or nickname):Arteizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Silver wolf

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Joann Oak Park

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 3 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):Momadody

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, drink): Black Cherry Coke

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Aloaann

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name):Joann

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):Black Sydney

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Cumquat Tornado

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Aqua Eye patch

If you are addicted to demigods and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

copy and paste this if you are against child abuse and want to kick all of the abusers butts cause you hate 'em!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

my daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I were'nt ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I ca'nt do a wrong

Or else Im locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks are'nt home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Do'nt make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

my name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He hears me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says it's my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I started to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!",I scream

But it's now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again.

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"Thank you Chiron,"said Zeus, "You may leave now."

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
My grandmas velvet chair.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Weirdly,Spongebob!

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
4:24

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
3:52

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Again,Spongebob.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Playing football with my step-dad

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
looking at Tumblr

9. What are you wearing?
Black skinny jeans,white converse high-tops,white T-shirt,purple sweatshirt

10. Did you dream last night?
Yup, I was a demigod and me Percy,Annabeth,Thalia,and Nico went to Hogwarts.I was the daughter of all the gods...I'm messed up

11. When did you last laugh?
Me and my friend where staring at something and she said "Wait,what where we staring at again.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
neon green with poster's and picture's

13. Seen anything weird lately?
My brother shaking his butt on my computer.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
It's entertaining

15. What is the last film you saw?
Hotel for dogs and the woman in black(I didn't think it was scary at all)

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Books,Clothes,and a million empty grenade's(don't ask)

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
I Dye my hair crazy colors or put in extentions and pick out costumes

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
war or debt

19. Do you like to dance?

eh

20. Barack Obama:
Selfish,stupid president

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Sadie,Thalia,Bianca,Zoe,Artemis,or Raven(5 out of 6 where book character names)

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Percy,Nico,Jason,(PJO character's)

23. Would you ever consider living abroad
Sure

24.What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Thank you for honoring me on earth. Heaven welcomes you!

...: Favorites:...
Color: Silver and Yellow
Food: Pizza
Drink: Dr. Pepper and Coke
Snack: Chips Ahoy
Cereal: Cherrio's with sugar and strawberries'
Ice Cream: Cookie Dough. YUM
Candy:Sour patch kids
Restaurant: Olive Garden!
Animal: Dolphin or Wolf
Quote: "Boy's are like lava lamps;fun to watch but not to bright
Sport To Play: Softball and swimming
Sport To Watch: FOOTBALL (Oh Yeah Baby)
Movie: Hunger Games and Woman in Black
TV Show: Zoey 101
Type Of Music: Pop, Rap, Hip-Hop, Alternative, Rock,
Band: Paramore,Coldplay, Panic! At The Disco
Singer: Almost Everyone.
Song: Viva la Vida by Coldplay,Liar Liar by Christina Grimmie,and Brick by Boring Brick by Paramore

:This//Or//That:...
Pepsi or Coke: Coke :)
Vanilla or Chocolate: Chocolate!
Cake or Ice Cream:Neither...ICE CREAM CAKE!
McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds.
Love or Money: Nobody love loves me only my mom and dad love not love love me so money
Music or TV: Music
Cat or Dog: DOG. Hate Cats...
Mom or Dad: NEVER ASK ME THAT QUESTION!
Truck or Car: Car
Ocean or Lake: Ocean ALL DA WAYY
Yahoo or Hotmail: Yahoo
Google or AJ: Google
Light or Dark: Dark.
Country or City: Cityy!
Rain or Sunshine: Rain

...: Currently:..
Feeling: Pumped
Listening To: Tv In The Background
Wanna: Read
Doing Besides Typing: Listening To Tv
Thinking About: Sword Fighting and Archery(PJO as infected me...who cares!)
Wearing: Gray sweatpants,white tank top
In Love: ICK!Never!
Single: YES!AND FOREVER SHALL BE!

...: The Future:...
Career: Classicist,Architect,or Archiologist
Marriage: No freakin' way
Kids: One,foster or adopted
Husband:No freakin' way

It's a big, big world. It's easy to get lost in it...

go forward and be eaten

go back and regret it for the rest of your life

not much of a choice,is it?

Braccas mesa vescimini, Valcas

"Puck turned to Sabrina. "What is she doing down there?"
"Hiding, I guess."
Puck leaned down and poked his head under the seat. "I found you."
Ms. Smirt shrieked.
Puck lifted himself up to his full height and laughed. "She's fun."
He leaned back down and she screamed again. "I could do this all day. Can I keep her?""-Puck, Sabrina, and Ms.Smirt(The Sisters Grimm)

"Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind each other that we're related for better or for worse...and try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum."Percy JacksIf you think that the PJO series is the best series ever(along with witch and wizard and sisters grimm)copy and paste this on to your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

I've got ADHD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!!

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules

People always tell you to tell the truth and life will reward you,so why do i get punished and sent to my room when i do it.Plus i don't exactly see money and books raining from the sky,do I?

Grin;it makes people wonder what you're up to.

When angry, count to 10when very angry,swear

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

My mind works like lightning . . . . one brilliant flash and it's gone.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .

When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing

If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed...

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem

They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone

I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it?

Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . .

If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *!"

Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper.

I hate it when people say there is no such thing as normal. There IS such thing, as normal means average, what is considered to be most common. Normal. Of course, I'm not normal at all so I have no idea what I'm on about. If you want to learn how to explode things, crush things, cause things harm, or whatever random things you need, I'm your girl. If you want to know about anything that you will actually USE in life, go somewhere else.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it

I went to a party, Mom
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didnt drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.

Now Im lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own bloods all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.

Im sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddys Girl on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
Id still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom
Im getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And Im so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
So I love you and good-bye.

one message: dont drink and drive!

Deck of Cards

It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some reason hadn't been heard.

The young soldier knew it was Sunday, the holiest day of the week.

As he was sitting there, he got out an old deck of cards and laid them out across his bunk.

Just then an army sergeant came in and said, 'Why aren't you with the rest of the platoon?'

The soldier replied, 'I thought I would stay behind and spend some time with the Lord.'

The sergeant said, 'Looks to me like you're going to play cards.'

The soldier said, 'No, sir. You see, since we are not allowed to have Bibles or other spiritual books in this country,

I've decided to talk to the Lord by studying this deck of cards.'

The sergeant asked in disbelief, 'How will you do that?'

'You see the Ace, Sergeant? It reminds me that there is only one God.

The Two represents the two parts of the Bible, Old and New Testaments

The Three represents the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost.

The Four stands for the Four Gospels: Matthew, Mark, Luke and John .

The Five is for the five virgins, there were ten, but only five of them were glorified.

The Six is for the six days it took God to create the Heavens and Earth.

The Seven is for the day God rested after making His Creation.

The Eight is for the family of Noah and his wife, their three sons and their wives -- the eight people God spared from the flood that destroyed the Earth.

The Nine is for the lepers that Jesus cleansed of leprosy. He cleansed ten, but nine never thanked Him.

The Ten represents the Ten Commandments that God handed down to Moses on tablets made of stone.

The Jack is a reminder of Satan, one of God's first angels, but he got kicked out of heaven for his sly and wicked ways and is now the joker of eternal hell.

The Queen stands for the Virgin Mary.

The King stands for Jesus, for he is the King of all kings.

When I count the dots on all the cards, I come up with 365 total, one for every day of the year.

There are a total of 52 cards in a deck; each is a week - 52 weeks in a year.

The four suits represent the four seasons: Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter.

Each suit has thirteen cards -- there are exactly thirteen weeks in a quarter.

So when I want to talk to God and thank Him, I just pull out this old deck of cards and they remind me of all that I have to be thankful for.'
The sergeant just stood there. After a minute, with tears in his eyes and pain in his heart, he said, 'Soldier, can I borrow that deck of cards?'

Please let this be a reminder and take time to pray for all of our soldiers who are being sent away, putting their lives on the line fighting for US.

Prayer for the Military.

Please keep the wheel rolling. It will only take a few seconds of your time, but it'll be worth it to read on...

Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands.

Protect them.

Bless them and their families.

I ask this in the name of Jesus, our Lord and Savior.

Amen.

When you read this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our servicemen and women all around the world.

There is nothing attached, but this can be very powerful.

Of all the gifts you could give a Soldier, prayer is the very best one.

Do not stop the wheel, please -- just send this on.

Awesome girl comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?
Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Woman: Really? I have the incredible urge to plant my foot up your @$$.

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile

If you willingly refer to yourself as a nerd, dork, or loser; copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question then knew the answer right after you asked, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you take great pride in being strange, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you smack books when the charecters are being annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your signature/profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your butt off.

Did you no that on average, right handed people live 9 years longer than left handed people? If you're a ticked off left handed person send this on. If you're a right handed person laughing at you're friends that are left handed, put this on your profile.

Did you know that the chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery ticket are greater than you wining. If you can believe that, put this on your profile.

Did you know that about 10 people a year are killed by vending machines? If you've ever gotten mad at a vending machine and kicked it, put this on your profile.

Please do not annoy the writer. She may put you in a book and kill you

If the dark side has cookies and the light side has chocolate, does the middle have chocolate cookies? Go Middle!!

I intend to live forever, or die trying

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.

You shouldn't think so much. It'll strain your poor wittle brain.

Letting your mind wander isn't a good idea because it'll get lost.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this!

If you've ever done the evil laugh copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever started singing in a silent room copy this onto your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of teens do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

I'm a girl who has absolutely no social life. I'm a girl who never gets invited to parties. I'm a girl who dresses out of style. I'm a girl who doesn't do drugs. Most of all, I'M A GIRL WHO COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT THAT STUFF. If you're that kind of girl too, copy this, paste it in your profile, and add your name to the list: ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, LeoValdezgirl77, Nicole di Angelo,greekfreek101


Hello. Welcome to the State Mental Hospital Phone Line.

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

Month One

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

Annabeth: Do I ever cross your mind?

Percy: No

Annabeth: Do you like me?

Percy: No

Annabeth: Do you want me?

Percy: No

Annabeth:Would you cry if I left?

Percy: No

Annabeth: Would you live for me?

Percy: No

Annabeth:Would you do anything for me?

Percy: No

Annabeth: Choose--me or your life

Percy: My life

Annabeth runs away in shock and pain and Percy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

The Lightning Thief Prophecy:

You shall go west and face the god who has turned.

You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned.

You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend.

And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.

The Sea of Monsters Prophecy:

You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone,

You shall find what you seek and make it your own,

But despair for your life entombed within stone,

And fail without friends, to fly home alone.

The Titan's Curse Prophecy:

Five shall go west to the goddess in chains,

One shall be lost in the land without rain,

The bane of Olympus shows the trail,

Campers and Hunters combined prevail,

The titan's curse must one withstand,

And one shall perish by a parent's hand.

The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy:

You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze,

The dead, the traitor, the lost one shall rise.

You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand,

The child of Athena's final stand.

Destroy with the hero's last breath,

And lose a love to worse than death.

THE GREAT PROPHECY:

A half-blood of the eldest gods,

Shall reach sixteen against all odds.

And see the world in endless sleep,

The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.

A single choice shall end his days.

Olympus to preserve or raze.

THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY:

Seven half-bloods shall answer the call.

To storm or fire, the world must fall.

An oath to keep with a final breath,

And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death.

Hey sing this to the tune of Jingle Bells (and no I did not come up with this)

Crashing through the snow on an automation horse draw sleigh,

Over the shields we go, Kronos' minions exploding away,

Bells on Blackjack's wing, Riptide shining bright,

What fun it is to slash and swing our clubs and swords tonight,

Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid,

A dream or two ago, I saw a rising tide,

a horse and eagle fight,

a thunder bolt by my side,

the eagle got hit and sank,

some time the horse had bought,

Poseidon's face turned blank,

as he foiled Zeus' plot,

Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, Yay!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid.

Because I know what the Olympians know

Pledge to the gods

I promise to remember Ares

Each time I hear of World War II

I promise to remember Athena

Whenever I hear of a loom

I promise to use the internet

For Hermes' sake of course

I promise to remember Poseidon

Whenever I ride a horse

I promise to remember Zeus

Whenever lightning fills the sky

I promise to remember Hera

Every time a guy makes a girl cry

I promise to remember Aphrodite

Whenever I see a girdle made of gold

I promise to remember Apollo

When the sun is very bold

I promise to remember Artemis

When the moon shines in the night

I promise to remember Hades

When something gives me a fright

I promise to remember Demeter

Whenever a daughter moves away

I promise to remember Hephaestus

When someone never gets their way

I promise to remember Dionysus

When I am at a party

I promise to remember Hestia

When someones smile is very hearty

Yes I promise to love the gods

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Olympians know!

I would rather listen to Green Day,My Chemical Romance, Nickelback, and Three Days Grace than Justin Beiber and Usher. I'd rather wear skinny jeans and a band t-shirt than Ambercrombie and Aeropostale sweats. I'd rather draw, sing, listen to music, write poetry, play softball than go shopping. I'd rather keep my individuality than follow the crowd. If you aren't afraid to be yourself, instead of going with trends, if you don't care about being one of the "cool" kids in the crowd, and if you want to bring back good music, bring back art, and bring back individuality

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.

Stressed is Desserts backwards :)

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I am in shape...round is a shape.

I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

PJO quotes:

"With great power comes the great need to take a nap." - Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian

"God alert! It's the Wine dude!" - Blackjack, Titans Curse

"Go chase a doughnut!" - Percy Jackson, Sea of Monsters

"See that's what happens to snow in Texas lady. It - freaking - melts!" - Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero

You know how teachers always tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. -Percy, The Demigod Files

"Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom!" - Piper Mclean, The Lost Hero

That's one good thing about sea serpents: They're big babies when it comes to getting hurt. -Percy, The Demigod Files

It's great when you're a celebrity to squids. -Percy, The Demigod Files

"It's all right. We just had a family spat."

"Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!" -Persephone and Nico, The Demigod Files

I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket! -Jason, The Lost Hero

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.(Thats what my friends say...)
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.( I do!)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.(I really am...)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (trying to be anyway)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blnd blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I don't CONFORM TO STYLE so I must be UNFEMININE
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I'm an EMPATH so I MUST be overly emotional and crazy
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm PSYCHIC so I MUST be crazy and alone
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I SEE GHOSTS so I MUST be crazy and an athiest.

What have you pulled?

If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first.

If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them realising you were there.

If you have pulled a Iggy: You have run into an inaminate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.

If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling.

If you have pulled a Gazzy: You have farted in a big group of people really loudly, and everyone could hear it and smell it.

If you have pulled a Angel: You have invaded someone elses personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull a Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recomend the first one.

If you have ever pulled any of these things stick this on your profile and write which ones you have pulled

I haved pulled a Max, a Fang, a Iggy, a Nudge.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

life isn't trying to pass me by, it's trying to run me over

when it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip 'n slide

they say 'guns don't kill people, people kill people.' well, I think that the gun helps. you wouldn't kill too many people standing there yelling 'BANG!'

flying is simple: just throw yourself at the ground and miss

when someone is getting on your nerves, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, but only 4 muscles are needed to extend your arm and beat the crap out of them

life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain

nobody's worth your tears, and the ones that are won't make you cry

everyday is a gift, that's why its called the present

I have the answer in my head, I just haven't found it yet

life is not measured in the breaths we take but in the moments that take our breath away

everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film

the early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon

don't talk unless you can improve the silence

I'm a nobody, nobody's perfect, therefore I'm perfect

stupidity killed the cat. curiosity got framed

some of the most wonderful, dazzling successes are going to happen to some of the most awful, undeserving people you know - people who are, in other words, not you

You know your obssessed with PJO when:

When there’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!).

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY
DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you
have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!"

When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.

You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.)

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.(Nooooo!)

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena).

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.(hehe, did that)

You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (Nico will Rule The World!)

Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.

You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada or Canadians.

You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.

You get other people obsessed.

You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.

You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.

You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.(Horrible! Wrong plot, wrong characters, name something that wasn't wrong!)

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
use it in conversations.

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.

You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I
have any experience.)

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.

You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.

You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"

You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.

You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Apollo or Athena)

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.(Four drops for every three cookies)

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What in Hades name are you doing?" and "What in Hades name am I doing" a lot)

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not(No Way!)

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although i dont have a golden drachama)

You give friends and youself a godly parent,

You are trying to learn Greek.(i do know greek)

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.(Are yu kidding, I bring them all with me!)

You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy.

You have an instant crush on Nico!

You just have to research more about greek mythology.(Alredy Have!)

You want to learn Latin.(again i know it)

You copy/paste this onto your profile.(obviously)

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over.

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to. (I got Athena!)

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree.

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them.

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this.

You own every single book.(duh)

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.

You call yourself a demigod.

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real.

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.

You've called someone you know a satyr.

NEVER make jokes about different skin tones!My dad is black and my mom is white.DON'T!It's not funny.Read the paragraph after this:A black man sat down at a counter in some random store. A white man was sitting behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir . . . when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir . . . when you're born your PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when your sick, your GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when your cold you turn BLUE, and when you die, you'll turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away . . .

Copy and paste this if you think racism is just stupid, retarded, and you don't know why people thought SKIN COLOR meant anything.

All men,remember this:Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

FUNNY THINGS

FAVORITES

t.v:Zoey 101(i'm sad that it ended:()

book:PJO,TKC,TSG,WAW,etc.

food:pizza and lemons

songs:burn it down,10 ways to say goodbye,pay phone,wild ones,where have you been,wide awake, and all that jazz

video:goth dora and call me maybe parody its funny if a little bit gross

LEAST FAVORITES

t.v:disney jr. i yell "what the *!Are youtrying to kill us?!"

book:dora

food:lentil soup

songs:anything little kid like

video:don't know...

DRESS STYLE

a tank top,black leather jacket,high lights,combat boots,a sparkly fedora,fingerless gloves,skinny jeans,and i NEVER wear makeup

FRIENDS

Jadyn,Tess,olivia,Brielle,Sydney,etc.

i'm single even though many guys at school flirt with me

i'm strong

i'm 100% bookworm

I'm thirteen,just turned 14.

Ug,that took forever.So many copy/paste items...

Peace out!

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Naruto The Fairytail Ninja by AssassinErik reviews
Naruto avenges Sasuke's death by defeating Kaguya and ending the war. However, in the process of her useing her teleportation technique, Naruto was sent to the land of Fiore and now he must live a new life in the new world and he will also develope romantic love for Fairytails beautiful red head wizard. [Naruto x Erza] I don't own anything from Naruto or Fairytail
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,366 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Naruto U., Erza S.
My Red Thread of Destiny by Xeziel15 reviews
Two bonds were lost in the aftermath of the failed retrieval mission. A bond between his best friend and a bond between her master. What happens when Fate intervenes and weaves the two broken bonds together in destiny. An Uzumaki fic. [NaruTayu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,470 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Naruto U., Tayuya]
Contracted by Sora Tsuiki reviews
Nobody was around to tell Naruto not to talk to strangers, let alone make a deal with them. So on one fateful night in her childhood, how was she supposed to know the repercussions of a simple contract? See how Naruto, her life now changed forever, lives up to her expectations and dreams with her new curse. Fate doesn't seem to favor the innocent. Fem!Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,589 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H., Naruko U.
Naruto: Jinchuriki of the Six Paths by X009 reviews
When Naruto sees Sasuke seemingly sacrifice himself for him at wave, he awakens the Rinnegan. See how its power affects his destiny. Strong Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 188,269 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 2,913 - Follows: 3,040 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 11/30/2011 - [Naruto U., Fū, Yugito N.]
Forever And Always by DerpyCookiMonsta reviews
{Based on the song 'Forever and Always' by Parachute} -Please just remember even if I'm not there... I'll always love you Forever and always-
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23 - Kuroko T., Aomine D., Generation of Miracle, Seirin - Complete
Keeping A Promise by Lanx Borealis reviews
Nicholas Flamel, Edward's one and only student is on his deathbed so Edward gives him a single promise; that he will protect Harry Potter. Should be simple. But when writings in blood start appearing with hints of an old evil returning, Edward must stop the repeat of fifty years ago before Harry is accused or worse, another innocent child ends up dead. Part one now completed!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 113,932 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Harry P., Albus D., Edward E.
The Passing by OtakuEN7 reviews
Edward Elric has been in the Kingdom of Fiore for a few years now, going unnoticed by guilds, what if, out of all of the guilds, Fairy Tail encounters Edward Elric. Everyone heard tales about him, but nobody ever seen him. Why is he here? When did he get here? Nobody knows except for the young Alchemist himself. Read to find out more!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,889 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Edward E., Natsu D., Gray F., Lucy H.
Things we hide by Ezra Scarlet reviews
Naruto hides many things behind that mask of his. So many things that he has no intention of ever telling anyone. Suddenly,Naruto and the rest of team 7 are sent on a mission to protect Harry Potter.Will Naruto be able to keep his many secrets,protect Harry from evil snake-temes and ward of questions from his teammates,all at the same time? Takes place during the 5th book.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,574 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Naruto U.
Stormborn by black.k.kat reviews
Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. It's time for Uzushio's Storm God to rise once more. (The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it's time to call her people home.) SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 147,939 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 2,473 - Follows: 2,249 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Gaara, Haku - Complete
Shifting Feelings by TheRantDragon reviews
Wally West was just a scientist trying to get by in the crime ridden Gotham City, and it was all working out until the night he met the mysterious Artemis Crock. Romance blooms as the violence in Gotham rises beyond imaginable possibilities. And the dangers that lie hidden in the slums are nothing Wally's science can explain. Spitfire AU. COMPLETE.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 110,941 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
Good High School for the Performing Arts by HAZEL DAUGHTER OF HADES reviews
Percy, Thalia, and Nico are a famous teen band but they finally think its time to go to high school like normal teens. Well like normal teens drama, fights, friends, love, and childish antics are sure to follow. Rated? hmmm T for language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 232,142 - Reviews: 2117 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Blindsided by twice the trouble reviews
Unlike the original, Orochimaru finds Naruto to be too much of a nuisance to be ignored but too intriguing to just kill. Now Naruto is forced to cope without the one thing everyone takes for granted the most. His sight.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,844 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 1/26 - [Naruto U., Fū] Kakashi H., Kyuubi/Kurama
Kami no Hoshi by KawaiKitsuneGirl reviews
Naruto. Everyone thinks that they know him; a baka, the dead last, a loud mouth, an idiot. Friendly to all, friends with only a few. But what happens if this isn't the real Naruto? What happens when Naruto was never who people thought he was? What happens if... Naruto is a girl?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,124 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 11/3/2014 - [Naruto U., Gaara] Kyuubi/Kurama
Fifty Years by LagoonaBlue reviews
Sabrina Grimm had been sitting in the same dank cell for fifty years. She had been made immortal, to be twelve years old forever. So she would be stuck here for another fifty years. And another fifty . And another fifty in the same cell. Which did not sound fun. At all.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,068 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Sabrina G.
Waking Up to a Nightmare by AthanatosOra reviews
Naruto lived a good life. She had been given the title of Nanadaime Hokage at the young age of 24, she had the love of friends and an entire village. However, what happens when she finds out that it was all a dream? The Rikudou Sennin steps in and offers her salvation: Go back. She does, carrying with her knowledge, power... And her grim past. Time travel, femNaru, StrongNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 146,058 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 2/2 - Naruto U.
Sage Mode and Magic by AnonymousGX reviews
When Harry and Voldemort fought in the graveyard, a Death Eater tried to break the connection. This created a weird portal from which a blonde boy fell out. Who is he, how will he get home, what is Sage Mode, what is Magic, and how will these dimensional crossings affect both worlds? Not Yaoi/Yuri.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,923 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Lost Fox by NightWolf89 reviews
A young girl is saved from being raped and her hero is beaten nearly to death for his actions. Will she ever see her savior again? Rated M for blood violence, language, sexual themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,365 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 3/9/2014 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.]
The Fox and the Flute by Harbinger of Light reviews
Tayuya survives her battle with Shikamaru and Temari. She is taken to Konoha for treatment and in exchange for protection from Orochimaru she supplies Konoha with info, and a certain blonde ninja shows her what it's like to care for another person. RT may change
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,479 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Naruto U., Tayuya
The Alchemy Teacher by Tash the Traumatized Teapot reviews
In which Ed goes off to teach alchemy at Hogwarts. Set after FMA Brotherhood. Ed still have his automail arm and alchemy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,761 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Harry P., Remus L., Alphonse E., Edward E.
Akame ga Kiru! Kill the Empire! by GeminiNoIntegra reviews
"I lost everything that day… My clan, my friends and even my parents… They were tortured and killed for fun by the imperial army that I admired so much… Ever since that incident, I promised myself to destroy this corrupted empire no matter what happens… Be it the empire itself, or even the Empire's strongest, nothing will stop me." –Naruto Uzumaki.
Crossover - Naruto & Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,775 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 2/16 - [Naruto U., Akame, Chelsea]
The school of witches, wizards, and demons? by Rincchi Okumura reviews
Rin runs away after his so called friends want to kill him. slight RinxIzumo in the first chapter please review. rated T to be safe
Crossover - Harry Potter & Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,755 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 8/18/2014
Master of Jiongu by The Dark Dragon Emperor reviews
In order to save Naruto's life, the Sandaime is forced to use a kinjutsu stolen by the Shodaime to help Naruto survive. Now with the incredible power of Jiongu on his side, Naruto is ready to shake up the ninja world and show his power. The only question, when does he start? Naru/Hina/Fu! Good Kurama! Sakura and Sasuke Bashing in Part 1! May change to M rating in Shippuden
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 158,710 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 2,063 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 6/20/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Fū] Kushina U.
Demonslayer by DeanSamWinchester reviews
Demons had a reason for never teaching humans to wield their destructive powers. They saw humans as being more destructive beings than themselves, and teaching them destructive magic would just make them more destructive. However that all changes when Kurama, the King of Demons, decide to take in and teach a human baby his magic. Now, watch as Naru Uzumaki take the world by storm.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,389 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 8/13/2013 - [Naruko U., Gray F.]
Demon Born by TheYettiMaster reviews
When Rin wakes up in Magnolia will he be able to figgure out what happened to him and will he ever be able to get back home?
Crossover - Fairy Tail & Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,832 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Rin O.
Recovery by Marrei reviews
Kakashi became heartbroken and wallowed in his pasts, letting himself go. But on the return of a certain unpredictable Kunoichi, everybody believes that she will be the one to save him. Will she help? How can one girl bring about the aloof man and save him from himself? Just when she wanted was some peace in her life. FemNaruto Good-Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,964 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 8/7/2014 - [Naruto U., Naruko U., Kakashi H.]
Shadows and Demons by DayLightDove reviews
The Guardians and the exwires run into each other on the same mission to take down Pitch. They soon discover that Pitch is after Rin. The Guardians then keep an eye on both Rin and look out for Pitch. But what does he want with Rin? Will he get to him? (I'm bad at summaries)
Crossover - Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,570 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Rin O., Yukio O., Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
And So It Goes by CaramelWillow reviews
Who knew that one of Harry Potter's best friends, a member of the "Golden Quartet" would turn out to be the Dark Lord's only daughter? A story in-conjunction with "Bella's Story" focusing on Draco's experience and growth in loving Arabella Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 131,645 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Draco M., OC
Synchronicity by slexenskee reviews
Ever since the seal broke, Naruto's life has changed. He's been thrust into ANBU: he's starting to lose sight of which half is him and which half is his demon, he can't seem to find his way back to team seven, and he's been having these weird dreams - with a sky wrenched apart by a broken moon, a man with a staff, and a version of him with glowing, nine-tomoe eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 124,443 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 2,188 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Naruto U., Yugao U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Yamato
The Other Guardian by AquaWolfGirl reviews
He loves his job, he really does. Making kids happy day after day after day; nothing could be better. But sometimes he wants things to be a bit more, well, interesting. And new Guardian Jack Frost definitely makes things interesting... Especially when Pitch has found a new way to gain power Jack/OC SLASH
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,977 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 11/3/2012 - [Jack Frost, OC]
Nature of the Blue Flame by Neeko96 reviews
Konoha has just recovered from the attack of the Akatsuki leader, Pain, and things are finally quieting down, but another group is moving to disturb that peace. Of course having a grudge against the great nations isn't that uncommon but their method is. Meanwhile a certain Exwire is just trying not to get executed when he wakes up on the side of a dirt road near... Konoha?
Crossover - Naruto & Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,664 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 7/24/2014
Muggle Studies by Asuka Rae reviews
Edward is being sent on a year long research mission by the Colonel in the country of England, Ed is forced to move into number 5 Privet Drive, What happens when Edward meets the famous Harry Potter? Will the two be friends of enemy's? How will this encounter affect Edwards Mission, and what will the Order do about this new young man?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,259 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Edward E., Roy M.
The Master by Flamelord99 reviews
Armed with the Rinnegan, Naruto wants to become one of the 10 Wizard Saints. However, can he do so even though he doesn't even fully understand his own magic?
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,180 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto the Rikudo Sannin by sageof6way reviews
Naruto is refused training from Kakashi but find other to help him Naruto/Kurenai,Yugao, maybe more. Will have lemon in later chapters. Rinnegan Naruto later in the story. Start at Chunin exams, Kakashi bashing in the beginning. Sasuke bashing and Sakura bashing. Will have lemon in chapter 11 and further
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,914 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y., Yugao U., Kurotsuchi
Tender Sea: Revamped by Strange Obsession reviews
Rewritten version! Naruto Namikaze-Uzumaki grew up to become one of the strongest Kunoichi that had ever existed. Recently married and close to achieving her lifelong ambition, everything is ripped from her grasp. Friends have fallen and the Elemental Nations is no more. She chooses to abandon her identity and go back to fix it all. Time-travel!, Fem!Naru, Eventual Kaka!Naru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 128,844 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 2,105 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 4/22/2013 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U.
Breaking Rules by Sloth'sGoneWild reviews
When their simple mission goes wrong, Eren and Levi unknowingly use a Portkey hidden in the most unlikely of places. Injured and disbelieving, the two of them find themselves in the Great Hall of the strangest and most frightening school they'd ever seen. It was going to take a while to get used to. Set after Shingeki No Kyojin anime series, Year 5 of Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,476 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Harry P., Eren Y., Levi
Playing With Fire by theseaisgreen reviews
Artemis Crock is unpredictable, fierce, and undeniably dangerous- like wildfire. But there's also a surprising warmness about her that sparks a flame in Wally West, and inevitably, he soon realizes the dangers of playing with fire. (Spitfire moments)
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,906 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis
Cry of the Raiju by kotei no seiryuu reviews
basically Naruto during his 2 year training came across a Raijuu, giving him a bloodline that would shake the foundations of the shinobi nations, guiding Naruto to bring peace to the lands. Slight Greay, smart, Powerful naruto. Grey-later good Kurama. Slight Naruxmei mostly Naruxfu. minor Civillian, Kakashi, Sakura and Sasuke bashing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 170,593 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 1,889 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Naruto U., Fū
Alchemic Wizardry by swimmjacket reviews
Ed is back from Xeres and Mustang has a new set of orders for him. Teach at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! Ed and Al go to England for Ed to teach Alchemy and Al to research magic in hopes of getting their original bodies back. During Order of the Phoenix and set in the BROTHERHOOD 2009 series/manga (around episodes 18-20) T for some violence and Ed's mouth!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,902 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Harry P., Alphonse E., Edward E.
Stairway to Paradise by RainFlame reviews
Ed has been MIA for months, and when Roy finally finds him, he is blind and more than just physically injured. With the State honorably discharging him, and no father to speak of, Roy has no choice but to care for the boy and try to put the pieces back together. Parental!Roy. Rating for injury and violence, just to be safe.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 162,980 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Edward E., Roy M.
Dark Knights at Gotham City by Dracarys 2.1 reviews
A new student is coming to Gotham Academy. Someone who goes by the name of Nico di Angelo. Starts off like your average high-school story fanfic, but will turn into something else as the story progresses. Full summary inside. Rated T for bits of excessive swearing, violence, dark themes and maybe a little bit of gore.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,950 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Nico A., Richard G./Robin
Prince of Uzu by JohnnyDraven reviews
At age six Naruto winds up in the ruins of Uzu where he discovers his roots. Watch as The Prince of Whirlpools shakes the shinobi nations. (I had first posted this story on ficwad, but have chosen to move here.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Two Halves of Nine by WuxSensei reviews
Slight AU where Tayuya survives her fight with Shikamaru and goes along with Naruto on his training trip. Will stick close to canon but diverges more as the story progresses. Rated for language, violence, and themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,498 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 2/11 - [Naruto U., Tayuya] [Kakashi H., Shizune]
Naruto of the Homunculus by Trace Carter reviews
Naruto finds a new power in the Forbidden scroll. How will the ninja world survive when Naruto has the powers of the Homunculus? now with Sky Rider as Beta Reader.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,629 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 4/1/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Haku]
Of Wizards and Magic Stick Things by Bristleclaw reviews
This is a crossover, that I made, inspired by my dear friend. It takes place at the end of Percy Jackson, The Last Olympian, and the middle of Harry Potter, The Deathly Hollows, when the Golden Trio are in the Dean Forest. Please no flames, and review! I suck at summaries.Of
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,115 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
Professor Elric by Expecto Patjonesy reviews
Edward and Alphonse are not happy. It's been two years since the Promised Day, and instead of heading to the East, Ed is being sent to Scotland to protect some brat. He has to figure out how he is going to teach Alchemy, and Al is going to have to be a student. Things are really going to take a bad turn when the Goblet of Fire spits out Edward's name.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,456 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Edward E.
Jobs the Sisters Grimm Characters Should Never Do by jabberwockyandthevorpalblade reviews
It's here! What jobs should the Grimm gang NEVER do? Find out inside.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 2/1/2009
Snowflakes and Moonbeams by x Frostbite x reviews
When Luna decided to go for a walk in the woods one snowy winter morning, she never expected to find Jack Frost, the young winter spirit who just wants to have some fun. Soon, a wonderful friendship blossoms between the two teens. But Pitch is still out there, lurking in the shadows. And no one holds a grudge better than the Boogeyman.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,753 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch, Man in the Moon, OC
And if we dream by Cheekbonesandcoatcollar reviews
Like some magnetic force, like some unbreakable bond she was drawn back to him again and again. And now, staying away was an inconceivable notion. "Always." she murmured, one hand finding his, the other tangling into his platinum hair, "Always." DM/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 80,255 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Draco M., OC
The Tales of Naruto Uzumaki by DeanSamWinchester reviews
FemNaru. She didn't mean to destroy the building for the third time! Or punch the council member son! And despite what her grandfather believed, she couldn't control her friends' antics or liked getting into trouble. She already had her own trouble to deal with: like ignoring the fox inside of her, controlling her old man's behaviour and having an overprotective cousin.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,027 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 11/2/2014 - [Naruko U., Gray F.] Makarov D., Team Natsu
The Tale Of Uzumaki Natsumi by DMGmana reviews
Uzumaki Naruto. We all know how he starts out and what he matures into. But what if he was a girl instead? What changes will there be because of it? Will follow the main plots of the story, but with what I think will be different if Naruto was a girl.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,480 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Hinata H., Naruko U.
Seeing Red by RyoshiMorino reviews
Re-write of the Blue-Eyed Fox. As Naruto begins his three year training period, Jiraiya invites an unexpected person along for the ride. Follow them as they embark together for three years, and try not to kill one another. Smarter/stronger Naruto. Rated M for a good reason. Darker plot. No Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,783 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 9/18/2014 - [Naruto U., Tayuya]
Magic & Blue Flames by conman.anderson930 reviews
Rin and his friends have been transferred to Hogwarts by request of Dumbledore. This is during the Goblet of Fire arc. Rated T because I said so.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,971 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 8/11/2013
Lightning Empire by Gunato the Great reviews
What if there was another nation during the war how much would this change the Avatar world. How much would it change if The Lightning Empire ninja's were in the world. maybe Naru/harem
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,838 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Naruto U., Azula
Musical Hands by Marrei reviews
Kakashihad been listening to an anonymous piano player for years till silence. After years of silence,his heart is picked up by the sound of music once more and goes looking with his close comrades. Finding a scarred beauty. FemNaruto has always hidden her real gender till one day she is no longer able to.A scarring incident stopping her from living her life,till she met kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,309 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 11/22/2014 - [Naruko U., Kakashi H.] Jiraiya
Naruto Potter by deamondragonsclaw reviews
Naruto, the student of Orochimau, kills himself along with Jiraiya, Kakashi and the third, but is reborn as Naruto Potter, the oldest son of lily and james potter and the older Twin brother of Harry. Now how will the wizarding world deal with the a teen even more deadly then Voldemort? Rated M for later, dark, slightly evil Naruto.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,887 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Hermione G., Naruto U.
Sabrina Grimm: Has Admireres by Juliette Grimm reviews
Heres The Facts: 1)Sabrina has been gone for 3 years. 2)Puck and her go to the pool (that's when it all started.) 3)All of Puck's friends take 'interest' in Sabrina 4)Pucks MAD! 5)Sabrina is H-O-T HOT 6)After about awhile something might happen. I'm going to EDIT this eveually. When I started this I was a horrible writer and well I know it's not an excuse. *COMPLETE* BUT SO CRAPPY!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,073 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 2/1/2013 - [Sabrina G., Puck] - Complete
Lightning Dragon Slayer - Earthland Storm by Ninja Knight reviews
Taken from his world by The Creator. A young Naruto Uzumaki finds himself transported to Earthland, Where he is trained by one of the legendary Dragons in the art of Magic, watch as Naruto strives to walk the path of light and fight for justice in a land tainted with evil. A path he will walk with the most powerful and destructive guild in Earthland, Fairy Tail.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,760 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 10/1/2014 - Naruto U., Natsu D., Erza S., Lucy H.
Lost Alchemist by NightBringer325 reviews
After a deal with Truth Ed finds himself in a new world with its own problems. Eventual Tophward
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,611 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Edward E., Toph
Raijin by KnifeofShadows reviews
Found by the son of the Raikage right after the sealing of Kurama, Naruto is taken and raised in Kumo as N Yotsuki-Namikaze. Watch as he turns the world on it's head as the third son of the Raikage. Bow before the God of Lightning, The Raijin! Eventual Godlike!Naruto, Naruto!Harem, Bloodline!Naruto, Good!Akatsuki, Sasuke!Bashing, Sakura!Bashing, Konoha!Bashing, Rated M for Safety
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,511 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Naruto U., Pain/Pein, Konan, Yugito N.
Naruto, The Dark Flash by KenzoXShuyita reviews
Of the 10,000 players in the most anticipated game of the year, Naruto is the only player given the gift of chakra. However, everything quickly goes down to hell when instead of being the game that everyone was expecting...all players receive something they never asked for. Everyone's life is at stake, and there are 100 floors to complete. Strong/Smart Naruto. Naruto/Silica Pairing
Crossover - Naruto & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 139,151 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 1,898 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.] [Naruto U., Silica/Keiko A.]
Child Soldiers by McKennaC reviews
When the Avengers investigate an illegal lab that's putting off radiation similar to the Tesseract, they find three young boys from another universe. While trying to send them home, they discover that the kids have abilities that rival their own. How can they handle having three child heroes in the tower?
Crossover - Young Justice & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,316 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Richard G./Robin, Wally W./Kid Flash, Captain America/Steve R., Hulk/Bruce B.
Green Eyed Monster by sphinxs-legend reviews
Audrey Potter hates the technicalities that constantly drag her into trouble with her twin brother, Harry. But when she finally starts to prove herself by crawling from behind her brother's overbearing shadow, she begins realizing that it may have been better to just stay hidden...eventual Draco/OC, otherwise cannon. Starts in GOF, now uploading DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 1,158,712 - Reviews: 3125 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 1,485 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 7/26/2011 - [OC, Draco M.] Harry P., Fred W.
Avatar: A Legacy Untold by NeonZangetsu reviews
Somewhere, someplace in space and time, a universe has shifted. Threads have come undone and fate has been unwound, destiny shaped and broken a thousand times over. Lives will be shattered and events altered, reality bent double until it is naught but a shadow of its former self. Because a new Avatar has awakened and her name is not Aang. Narukoxharem. Warning! Yuri involved!
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,054 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Naruko U., Katara, Toph, Azula
Kiri's Susanoo by BigPac09 reviews
Every story has a History... but Naruto never knew it until now. Sarutobi thought he was doing a good thing when taking Naruto with him to a meeting between the Mizukage and himself but... he was wrong. Another New Couple !Strong Naruto! New History!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,013 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T.
The Leo Valdez Show! by Hugs6 reviews
"Maria King as she and her crazy friends, and don't forget Leo Valdez, interview PJO and HOO cast, things could get wacky but all will be epic!" Rated T because of possible character torture.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 27,497 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Leo V.
Hair of a Demon, Heart of a Demon by Aneki Okumura reviews
When Harry an the gang are taken to Malfoy Manor, They meet and rescue a strange boy who the Death Eaters keep calling a half breed. Can they help him find his stolen sword? What do the Death Eaters mean when they say 'modified wands' and why is Voldermort so intently after this boy? Mainly HP cannon. Takes place after ANE anime. Better summary inside. T for violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,780 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Rin O.
Naruto Senju: Hashirama's Heir by Hamp24 reviews
Canon. What if Kushina was the great granddaughter of Mito Uzumaki and thus, Hashirama Senju? What would Naruto's life be like as a direct descendant of the first Hokage? What if Naruto inherited more than just the "Will of Fire" from Hashirama? With the blood of The Shodai flowing in his veins, How will Naruto's journey change? Let's find out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 221,070 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 3,035 - Follows: 3,241 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 11/5/2013 - [Naruto U., Yugito N.]
Magic meets Alchemy by Ugh111 reviews
Ok I'm really bad at summary's so I'm just going to tell you. Promised day it over, Winry and Ed are engaged, Ed is still in the military, Ed still has his alchemy, Ed still has his automail, Mustang gets an order from his superior to go help the wizerding world with their war. The End. Set after promised day (duh) and in the OoP. rated T for Ed's mouth. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,360 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 6/15/2014
Shadows' Shadows by Ambiguity in D Major reviews
It was foolproof. He'd trade his arm and Gate for Alphonse and go home. Simple, right? Unfortunately, nothing is ever that easy for Edward Elric. Rated T for language. Thanks for beta-ing to Lhurgoyf
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,036 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Edward E., Pride
Shoton of Konoha by Arch-Daishou reviews
Tribute: Stormy Rebel (You are remembered) By the actions of a traitor, a unique bloodline awakens within the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki. How far will fate be changed for Naruto Uzumaki now with the gift of Shoton (Crystal Release). How will the balance shift when powers beyond even the Akatsuki begin to stir.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 148,230 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 1,400 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 7/31/2013 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.]
Uzumaki Naruko: Exile on the run by Darth Sygnious reviews
Uzumaki Naruko is on the run. Having escaped Konoha, her life and dreams are now in shatters. Follow Naruko as she must find a new purpose to live for, making new friends on the way while being hunted by Konoha. Fem. Naruto, Strong Naruko, Naruko/Haku, Ranmaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 111,397 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 6/9/2014 - [Haku, Naruko U.] Kyuubi/Kurama, Ranmaru
Professor Shorty by Oceanesta reviews
Ed was pissed. The Colonel interrupts his precious sleep, only to tell him that his new assignment is to teach Alchemy at some school called Hogwarts where magic rules instead of science? However, no one warned him about the fat pink toad called Umbridge who has made it her life's ambition to get him fired. Oh, it is ON! Set during Harry's fifth year. Rated T for Ed's mouth.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,677 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Severus S., Albus D., Dolores U., Edward E.
Demigods At Goode by ImagineMCR reviews
So Annabeth, Nico and Thalia join Percy at Goode High School with a lot of suprises, mean people and general bumps down the road.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,241 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Bone of Contention by Tsume Yuki reviews
Naruto figured that if she could survive the Fourth Shinobi War, she could obviously survive the Clan Wars. But now, with no allies and Kurama sleeping on the job, she finds herself in a little over her head. Not to mention the whole eleven years old again business. Naruto quickly finds out what it means to be the only Jinchuriki running around in wartime. FemNaruto and Time Travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,172 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Madara U., Hashirama S.
Daphneish Dictionary by Trikster Queen reviews
A dictionary of Daphne's words, plus ones that you make up. ON HIATUS
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Daphne G.
When One Story Ends Another Begins by I'm In Love With a Book reviews
Annabeth is found cheating on Olympic's hero/savior, Percy Jackson, and angers Percy. He becomes a powerful god, and soon is entwined with the goddess ammar sucks in the beginning of the story, considering I wrote this story two years ago. If you want to skip to the good grammar part, go to around chapter 13.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,232 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 5/29/2012 - [Percy J., Artemis]
Daughter of Discord by uzai sagi reviews
What happens when Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon, breaks up with Annabeth Chase, daughter of Athena? Why, he falls for new camper Denise Harper, daughter of Eris
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 37,887 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 5/8/2012 - [Percy J., OC]
Crimson Soaking Through by HazelEyes8D reviews
Ed's been keeping a dark secret, and when Roy is the only one to know about it, how will he react? What will he do? Parental!RoyEd. Rated T because I hope that's the right rating... Written from Roy's POV.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,038 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Roy M., Edward E.
Konoha's Hime by Forcetrulyevil reviews
Minato didnt seal the Kyubi in Naruto Hiruzen did how will things change for our young hero what if he was a she
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 90,228 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Naruko U.
The adventures of a Kitsune by DWM reviews
When Naruto was ten years old, something happened. Since then he had something to hide, and he's not very happy about it. AU Female Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,389 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruko U.
The Heart of the Demon by A Headless Monk reviews
femNaru Naruto was attacked when she was young and the seal loosened so the nine tails has been a big part of her life and greatly influenced her. How will things turn out if Naruto was a little crazy and a little blood thirsty? no Uchiha massacre. This is my first story so I hope you like it! rated M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,520 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U.
A New Kind of Life by kalsemiko reviews
Ed stared at the group, and stared some more. "This has to be a joke, right?" Ed blurted out. Silence. "Fine. But I am so not wearing the cape with the pink clouds on it." Maybe he made the wrong decision but the only thing that mattered was to finish his job. This world's problems didn't matter. The only thing that mattered was getting back home.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,531 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Edward E.
Building Trust by mystery writer5775 reviews
Edward has just lost his brother and the only one he trusts. Now placed on probabtion with Roy they are sent to a private school to teach posing as father and son. But when trouble builds will Ed be up to it? Takes place during book 4. Roy/Ed parental fic
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 98,589 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Edward E.
Let It Snow by Selena Snow reviews
Let's be honest- snow in North Carolina is a Christmas miracle. But sadly, writings in the frost are not. So who is this white-haired boy, and why have I drawn a picture of him before I even met him? And why does he have the most charming smile? And why is he carrying a staff? And why is he not wearing shoes, for crying out loud? And finally, what is up with all of the snow!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,325 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Olympus Assemble by manick5 reviews
Loki has escaped his prison in Asgard and now sets his sights on trying to destroy the Greek Gods. With the gods in trouble of Loki's schemes, Percy and Annabeth join the Avengers to stop a new war from starting. Rated T for cursing, mention of alcohol, and other stuff i'm not to sure of yet.
Crossover - Avengers & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 10/31/2014
If Naruto was a Girl by Fairy of Sakuras reviews
Self-explanatory title; but basically this story is my take on how thing would be if Naruto was born a girl. There will be some character tweaks so they'll be a little OC but give me a chance before you judge. Slowish building love story. Rated "T" but it may change for some chapters so keep an eye open.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,645 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Kakashi H., Naruko U.] Sakura H., Yugao U.
chunin exam by luxraynumberonefangirl reviews
fem Naruto paring NarutoXgaara summery inside disclaimer to all chapters i do not own naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,923 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Arranged Marriages and Wars of State by Curlscat reviews
The kingdoms of Sneak and Trickster have been on unsteady terms for as long as anyone can remember, but now they, especially their two leaders, who very much fit the stereotypes of their kingdoms, must learn to get along in the face of a new, true, enemy. AU Puckabrina story. 2ND IN ELLIGOATS TBSGS2012! Ch. 41: the epilogue. THE SEQUEL IS UP!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 144,388 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 3/20/2012 - [Sabrina G., Puck] Daphne G., OC - Complete
Naruto of the Mist by Hamp24 reviews
AU. Kushina never went to Konoha to become the next Kyubi Jinchuriki. Instead, she stayed in Uzu and met another man. However, Uzu was eventually destroyed along with most of its shinobi. Before succumbing to death, Kushina managed to get her newborn, Naruto, out and into a neighboring village, Kirigakure. How will Naruto's journey change being a shinobi of Kiri? Let's find out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,942 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 5/24/2014 - [Naruto U., Mei T.]
A True Demon by insanelytwisted reviews
Naruto's dream has changed he no longer wants to be Hokage, he doesn't care that Sasuke's body might be taken by Orochimaru and he doesn't even care if the whole leaf village burns to the ground in fact he just might help it burn.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,832 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto, Haku, Temari
Help from a Stranger by Wolf3391 reviews
The immortal Naruto has been travelling around the world for the past few centuries. Now he has come to a place called Karakura Town and ends up finding something strange in the locals and gets dragged into another adventure. Naru/Harem
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 138,582 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 3,615 - Follows: 3,480 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Naruto U., Orihime I.
Percy Jackson and the Half Blood Prince by FlamelsCross98 reviews
The usual. Percy and Co. go to Hogwarts to help them defeat Voldemort
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,104 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Harry P., Percy J.
Masked Demigods by Jess Violet reviews
Chiron's hooves pounded on the ground. Slowly the chatter between the demigods silenced. "Campers, I fear we have a situation," he announced. "Recently monsters have been attacking in the normal world. More and more and we're afraid someone or something is trying to bring our world out in the open. So I'll need two heroes to fight alongside the Justice League and stop this."
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,045 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Percy J., Annabeth C., Richard G./Robin, Wally W./Kid Flash
Shinobi Rules by Squishfie reviews
Everyone was always taken away from her, first her parents, then Sasuke, followed by Jiraiya, and before long her village and Country. But this time, she was taken away from them. She fights for herself, her new friends and her villiage, facing war and adversity. "The Shinobi rules aren't everything, a friends life is much more important than a mission". Time travel KakaFemNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 154,731 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 2,064 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
A Sorcerer's Skill by Literature work reviews
Sequel to A Sorcerer's Science. Edward is sent back to Hogwarts with his country in complete chaos. Edward was having a hard time surviving the year, but now the school is packed with the Triwizard Tournament approaching. With Skeeter and Dragons on the loose, Edward finds that he probably bitten off more than he could chew. Reviews are welcome and story status updates on profile.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 260,650 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Arthur W., Rita S., Edward E., Jean H.
Two DADA Teachers-- Neither Belong by luluhrh reviews
It's Harry's fourth year, and there's a new guy at Hogwarts. . . Edward Elric has the eyes of a werewolf, he says he's a wizard, and he has many odd quirks. Who is he really? The Golden Trio are going to find out. And why are there two Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers? This year's going to be a mess. . . Canon pairings for both! FMA:B! Rated T because of Ed. Love ya! lulu
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,787 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 12/3/2014 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] Harry P., Edward E.
Naruto: The Next Sage by Arashi The Storm reviews
Smart Naruto with Sharingan and then Rinnegan. Good Sasuke, Good Kurama, legendary team seven with Kakashi Hattake as team leader. Follow Naruto as he becomes a legend and find many friends and secrets along the way. Follow him to find out the piece and watch as he becomes the child of two prophecies and to know more, read the story yourself. #Stopped for a short period of time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 123,855 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 1/7 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
A Happy Fox and A Lazy Cloud by LazyFoxLover reviews
The day Naruko Uzumaki was born she lost both her mother and father and became the Jinchuuriki for the nine tailed fox. Growing up she was mistreated and abused by the people of her village the one place she was supposed to call home, a place to feel loved and yet all she feels is hate and loneliness. Can this abused little fox find that home or love in a lazy cloud? ShikaXFemNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 222,958 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruko U.
Guard by Sora Labyrinth reviews
Rin and the rest of his class are assigned a mission. To guard and help Sam and Dean Winchester from Abaddon and anything that appears a threat. Will Rin be able to hide the fact that he's the son of Satan from the brothers or will Abaddon find out first and come after him. Sorry, crappy summary.
Crossover - Supernatural & Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,989 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Abbadon, Rin O.
What Lies Beyond the Veil by mayanpaw reviews
He's rude, crude, mystereous and all of the girls love him. But there is something more to him than meets the eye. Meet Professor Elric. HPxFMA crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,707 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Edward E.
A Family of Foxes & Snakes: Rewind! by Dragon6 reviews
A Re-write of my original story. Failing again, Naruto sees one Anko Mitarashi taking no crap from the villagers. He wonders how she does and bothers her until she answers him. Anko feels sorry for Naruto and take him under her wing. How will Konoha survive when its number one prankster is trained by its number one psycho?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,686 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Rise by Chiaki Momotani reviews
The life changing story of a young orphan who wants to be number one ninja. So inspiring and heartfelt. Right... Watch as the child of Kushina Uzumaki and Minato Namikaze follows her Way of the Ninja: kicking ass, taking names, and staying true to herself. Whether her enemies want to or not, they will never forget the day they first heard the name Naruko Uzumaki. [Team 7-centric]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,463 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 4/11/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] Team Seven
Avatar of the Gods by NeonZangetsu reviews
Immortality is a funny thing; some might think it a gift from the Gods themselves. Wouldn't it be wonderful to live forever? To never age? Never die? Would not one call that a blessing? More like a curse. I've died so many times now I've lost count, and yet I keep coming back, with everything intact. Yes, my life is cursed, and yet...I enjoy it. Narutox? Pairing undecided.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 78,344 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 1,805 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Naruto U., Toph, Azula
Konoha no Senkou Arashi by Minion of Set reviews
She's finally become a shinobi, after years of acting the fool. Well, mostly acting anyway... FemNaruto. NaruSasu. Please Read and Review. I think you'll be surprised. Indefinite Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 159,410 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 2,148 - Follows: 2,073 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Naruko U., Sasuke U.
Goode Highschool for Exceptional Children by The Artemis reviews
Percy Jackson isn't like other teens. His reflexes are crazy fast. He enrolls into Goode Highschool for Exceptional Children, a school for kids with exceptional abilities. There he meets the popular Annabeth Chase, who's ability is a secret to the student body. As they start to uncover Goode's many secrets, they find themselves getting pulled in deeper and deeper. -Percabeth-
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,746 - Reviews: 3387 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 2,021 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
A Song Among the Leaves by Sagistic2034 reviews
Tayuya was assigned to watch over Konoha by Orochimaru. When she overhears Naruto being rejected by Kakashi and Ebisu, she find herself drawn to Naruto. Taking over his training, Tayuya slowly falls in love with the blonde...will it be enough for her to protect Konoha instead of destroying it? Rated T so expect no lemons
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,018 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 1/1 - [Naruto U., Tayuya] Kin T. - Complete
Mōmoku no Kitsune by babywolf-lover reviews
When Naru was 9 years old she went completely blind because of an attack. Sarutobi was able to find her in time and got her specially trained even though she couldn't see. She becomes a genin at 12 and joins team 7. How much different would the story be with Naru being blind? rating between T and M. NO FLAMES Shika x Naru DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,397 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Shikamaru N., Naruko U.
Searching for Demigods at Goode High by HotterThanTheSun reviews
There aren't enough satyrs to recruit all the new demigods, so what do the gods do? They send Percy, Annabeth, Nico, and Thalia to Goode of course! Join the demigods as they try to find new demigods while trying to survive the horror that is high school.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 5/15/2013 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] Nico A., Thalia G.
Moon Lit Past by Matdeception reviews
As the years slowly pass, Naruto always wondered why when he looked upon the moon he felt loved. Nearly six years old and after a chance exposure to chakra, he discovers the truth of his past, of a man wiped from the annals of history. Kaguya's Beloved is reborn. - NINO, Godlike!Naruto, Fatherly!Naruto, Son!B.Zetsu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,162 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 1/10 - Naruto U., Zetsu, Kushina U., Kaguya O.
The Fire Shadow of Young Justice by This is not a FanFiction reviews
Naruto, after an unexpected encounter with Madara Uchiha, is sent - via space/time jutsu - to another dimension: the DC Universe. Learning to accept his new life in a new world, Naruto becomes 'Fire Shadow,' the youngest member of the Justice League and Head Supervisor of the newly formed Young Justice Team.
Crossover - Naruto & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 78,308 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 2,290 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Dinah L./Black Canary, Jade N./Cheshire
When Opposites Attract by megamatchmaker reviews
American? Check. Awesome friends and family? Check. Witch? Double check. Anya Collins, 4th member to the Golden Trio. Draco Malfoy/OC story. Need I say more? Some slight swearing and possibly heavier moments later on, but that's not for a good while.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 95 - Words: 299,492 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Uchiha Naruto: The Sage by The Omnipresent Sage reviews
Madara reveals himself to be Naruto's grandfather. He infused both his cells and Hashirama's cells into Naruto. Naruto becomes strong as a result, awakening the sharingan and later the Rinnegan. Chapter 1-10 grammar terrible..needs rewrite. Seriously.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 462,632 - Reviews: 2064 - Favs: 2,661 - Follows: 2,579 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Living Stories by ndtea reviews
Evie Grayson is looking after her cousins Jamie and Sophie while her aunt is out of town for a few weeks. She couldn't deny that all of these stories her cousin kept telling her were pretty cool. If only they'd just stayed stories like she'd expected them to. Is a Jack/OC story, not gonna be all fast and sloppy with overly-cute bits. A little sad.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 97,135 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 12/2/2012 - [Jack Frost, OC] Jamie, Sophie
Uzu no Musume by Kushinada Uzumaki reviews
AU: Fem!Naruto. Instead of being the dead last, and seen as the village idiot, Naruto decides she wont bow to their expectations of the 'demon girl'. Instead, considered a prodigy, Naruto is a genin at six. Follow her beginning as a Kunoichi of Konoha, and what changes when Team 7 has two sensei's? One of which is the last Uzumaki heir? GaaraFem!Naru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,782 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 3/25/2013 - [Naruko U., Gaara] Team Seven
Life of a Blind Half Blood by eltigre221 reviews
Percy Jackson was born blind, because of this, he has always tried to do things upon his own. Yet when he is introduced into the world of a Half-Blood, what will happen to the young demigod as he not only learns how to fight but also how to open up? DISCONTINUED FOREVER!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,891 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Percy J., Zoë N. - Complete
The child of the Styx River by cieuxstar reviews
A child of the Styx River is born who has the power to gift anyone who kisses her the gift of invincibility, and finds herself constantly hunted and chased by monsters. She comes across Camp Half-Blood and is soon finding herself becoming accustomed to the place, until she is trusted with a quest and soon finds out about her own prophecy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 84,004 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 10/18/2012
25 Ways to Prank Octavian by Empty Thoughts reviews
They've had enough with Octavian so what do they do? They prank him! Twenty five times too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,432 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Octavian
Patriot's Dawn by The Pro reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 160,392 - Reviews: 2199 - Favs: 5,032 - Follows: 5,154 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U.
In My Great Taskmasters Eye by Brenediction reviews
AU Wally tries to replicate the experiment that gave Barry his superpowers, but he messes up the experiment and fails to give himself super speed and instead gains a different superpower that no one has ever seen before. Eventual Spitfire
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 106,657 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis
Secrets by glitters and gold reviews
::officially abandoned. :: Born and trained Roman, sent to fight as a Greek. He lied to both sides; old friends believe him dead and new friends believe him to be Greek. As the Titan War reaches its climax and the truth comes out, one question remains: who really is Percy Jackson?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,206 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Percy J., Reyna
A new journey by Yoshi forever 52 reviews
The world has only seen one avatar, that's how it was suppose to go but what if there were two avatars? One who was destined save the world. The other destined to destroy it. That one happened to be Uzumaki Naruto. *Fusion mix for avatar and Naruto elements*
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 134,810 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 7/9/2014
A Past Retold by Namikaze Kakashi reviews
Namikaze-Uzumaki Naruto becomes the Rokudaime Hokage during the war, but what use is it to be Hokage if Konohagakure was burnt to the ground with all the villagers still inside? Kurama makes a huge sacrifice and Naruto finds herself in the past, determined to set things right and not allow her counterpart to live through the hardships she did. Fem!Naruto possible eventual Kaka/Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,408 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 8/9/2014 - [Kakashi H., Naruko U.] Naruto U.
Forces of Chaos by Latiosus reviews
What if Percy had a twin? What if Percy had joined the forces of Chaos and his twin had followed him and the two of them had become the second most powerful beings in the universe? Rated T for swearing... First Fanfic
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,686 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Percy J.
Friend or Foe by MysteriousSherlock reviews
Tara Lumen was just a normal girl, but her life is changed forever when a strange man asks her to go with him. Having refused, she is forced to run from everything she has ever known. Lost and alone, she never expected an answer to her calls for help. Now that she is making friends for the 1st time in her life, she is faced with a question-who can she trust? And can they trust her?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 190,881 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Jack Frost, OC] - Complete
Hunt for Rin by DeathStar5799 reviews
I was bored so I started typing and this is what I got. Don't own Supernatural or Blue Exorcist. Basically Rin runs away in fear of losing control and Yukio gets help from the Winchesters to find him. What will happen when the Winchesters find out about Rin and Yukio being brothers? Will Rin return back to normal? Should I continue?
Crossover - Supernatural & Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Rin O., Yukio O.
Naruko Uzumaki by INK-belle reviews
About our hyper idiotic blonde if he was a girl! So you know it will make sense!... well sorta but read!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 147,879 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Naruko U.
Fullmetal Alchemist at Hogwarts! by Maximum Ride12345 reviews
Edward Elric couldn't believe what Roy set him up for, his mouth seriously dropped. Turning around he demand with wide panic eyes "How in this god forsaken world, did these two appear out of no where!" The only reply he got was "Its from magic Mr.Elric , Its from magic." Hee want to find out what happens click and read xD! Book five Harry Potter and after FMA series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,581 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Harry P., Albus D., Edward E., Roy M.
Look Out World, Here Comes The New Sannin! by HawaiianSunsets reviews
AU. When Kakashi finds three orphans alone on the streets, he makes himself a promise. He's going to raise them, and make them the most powerful team in Konoha's history.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,538 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Kiri no Kagami by SnowTime reviews
Life was always about choices. It can be either good or bad. And sometimes, taking the cowards' choice is the correct one; leading the way to a whole new view of promises and blood. And maybe... a hopeless dream of the future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,576 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.]
Percy Jackson & Co in Hogwarts? by Lost Daughter of Poseidon reviews
Percy and Co. go to Hogwarts! to teach while having fun, making new friends, new enemies, and maybe just MAYBE find love...? Pairings: Percy/Annabeth, Travis/katie, Nico/?, Chris/Clarisse, Leo/Piper. Story Adopted From Ilovepiano - Rate T because of Greek Swearing !- Review!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,705 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
Chance for a Prophecy by Dorcyy reviews
You can't stop the flow of time. Its wheel only whirls in one direction. It is impossible for a mere human to change that path. But sometimes the impossible must be done… Naruto time travel fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 315,050 - Reviews: 3076 - Favs: 4,653 - Follows: 5,131 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
The Merciless Fox Child by Byakko Loki reviews
Because of a incident as a child, Naruto discovered Kyuubi at a young age and began training under him. Later, he is known as Kitsune, the merciless fox child of the anbu. Now, he is about to face the biggest challenge of his life: becoming a genin on a team with a brooding avenger, a pink haired banshee and a lazy pervert who's always late. The real story starts by the end of ch 2
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,540 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Naruto U.
Fighting Fire With- Ninja? by avatarlemon reviews
When Katara meets Aang, they realize that the Gaang likely wont be able to defeat a whole Nation, Lady Tsunade realized this too and sents 14-year-olds Naruto and Sakura to help. How much will the two ninja really affect the Gaang's life, and the fate of the World of The Four Nations? Rated T for later chapters, may change to M. On Hold.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,907 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Aang, Gaang
Time Is A Fickle Thing by life is short so am I reviews
The war has just ended, and Naruko is the last one standing. Everybody is dead. So, in typical time travel fashion, Naruko is sent back to her rookie years. This time around, she wasn't going to lose any of her precious people (and quite possibly boil Madara and Tobi in oil, but that sounds way less heroic). Kaka/fem!Naru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,140 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Naruko U., Kakashi H.] Team Seven
Dear Fanfiction by MajorGodComplex reviews
The demigods write letters to the Fanfiction world to let us know exactly what they think of us. This should be interesting.:: Each chapter is a new note.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 208 - Words: 18,944 - Reviews: 3448 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Jason G.
Blackened Dawn by Svren reviews
History has a way of repeating itself. As Erebus, he had been the villain; as Thanatos, he was Death's charismatic right-hand; and as Percy, he was the lauded hero... until the gods threw him into Tartarus. When Gaea ascends in power, the Olympians desperately seek help in the form of an unknown entity—one that knows them better than they know themselves. Primordial-Percy. P/R, AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 254,154 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 9/23/2011 - [Percy J., Reyna] Thanatos
The Meeting by Sabriilyn reviews
The Uchihas are really happy that their best friends the Uzumaki-Namikazes are moving back into the neighbourhood after 6 years but their children have yet to meet. * Chibific * Itasasunaru
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,347 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
For Me? by xIcyChanx reviews
"Roy had been rather proud he had managed to come up with something so freakishly ingenious in his current state, since when sick he was usually completely brain-dead." –In which Roy is being his usual manipulative self and Ed is being dragged into...certain situations. [Roy/Fem!Ed] WARNING: Chap 7 is a lemon, but the rest of the fic can be read without it and is rated T.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,196 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 9/30/2014 - [Edward E., Roy M.] - Complete
The Hidden Uchiha by ThatCrazyBrit94 reviews
Naruto is a smart kid, at the age of 5 he finds out that he isn't alone and will never be again. Watch as he shakes the Ninja world to the very foundations to protect what is precious to him. Sharingan Naruto/Genjutsu Naruto/Smart Naruto Naruto x Yugito twists and turns in the plot. Read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 96,160 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Naruto U., Yugito N.] Itachi U. - Complete
A Sage in Fiore by BirnaBerry reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have succeeded in sealing away Madara at a heavy price. The consequences of a technique condemn Naruto to leaving his world to balance his actions and he is thrown into a world without ninjas, but one that has magic and wizards. Deciding to make the best of his situation and to honor his friends' wishes to live a life, he starts a new adventure with Fairy Tail!
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 70,882 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 5/7/2014
The Coin Story by Takanaru-san reviews
"The silver coin will lead you to your fate!" "But it's just a fancy trinket, isn't it?" The continuation of the doujin "The Coin Story". After Sasuke engraves his name into Naruto's coin will fate bring the two together? Will friendships be destroyed? And why doesn't Naruto throw the coin away if she's so against their relationship? Sasunaru Femnaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,461 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruko U.
Protectors by storygirl99210 reviews
Jamie gets saved by a mysterious white wolf. However, there is more to this white wolf then meets the eye. Even stranger, this wolf is needed to help the Guardians with a big battle, with a new enemy. One problem the Guardians hate the wolf. But what would happen if Jack got close to the wolf? Jack x OC. New cover picture! All credit goes to MAximus Potter on deviantart.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,184 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Jack Frost, OC - Complete
Naruto: Eleven by Geor-sama reviews
Defeated, captured, rescued, exiled. Nii Yugito is an emotional wreck, and the fact that she's attracted to the single loudest ninja to ever exist is not helping matters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,175 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,823 - Follows: 2,057 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
The Right to Live by Eilwynn reviews
Freed from her cage, Uzumaki Naruto sets out to show the world all that it takes for granted. Rated for safety. WARNING: FemNaruto, with eventual romantic relationships with male characters. (My one unfinished story.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,657 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 2,029 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Drop Your Mask by N B Higham reviews
When Sarutobi orders Naruto to drop his mask of stupidity, and be his true self, Naruto drops his mask, revealing the real Naruto, for better or worse. lightning/wind based Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,368 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 1/7/2013 - [Naruto U., Temari] [Shikamaru N., Ino Y.]
Protogenoi Army: A Whole New Life by KimJoysu reviews
Percy left Camp because the new camper made his life at camp miserable. Unsure of where to go, he finally accepts The Powerful Guy In Black's offer to go to this place called 'The City of Protogenoi', without knowing that his whole new life has begun!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,173 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Percy J.
The Death Of A Dear Friend by Winry-Rockbell-Potter reviews
It was just after Roy got his vision back from truth. And then he saw Ed. Parental with Ed Al Roy and Riza. Rated for character death.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Warning: Zombie Takeover by ChildOfWisdom reviews
When the world is taken over by Zombies, Annabeth Chase finds herself alone. But one day, she meets another human, that takes her to a group of people who will help her. What if she falls for the green eyed leader? Will they find a cure? Will they survive? Or is it all just a game? Percabeth. (Cover made by Viria)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 95,572 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Dragon Traits by storyteller911 reviews
Naruto's graduated and finally takes off his idiot-mask, but with the little things he knows about himself already, he finds himself discovering more and how much it has to do with ancient ties and bloodline thought to be extinct! Smart/Strong!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 56,785 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Naruto U.
Keep the Fox in the Bag by phoenixyfriend reviews
They are an anomaly in this world, and they have no reason to help it. Nonetheless, they do... whether the world knows of their help or not. And the help can't afford to let the cat out of the bag, or as the case may be... the fox.
Crossover - Naruto & Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,499 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Konohamaru S., Naruto U., Mikasa A.
Luck Isn't For The Faint Hearted by AmberKendsLacy reviews
Clover woke in her new life 610 years ago, bitterly remembering her past and forcing herself to look towards the future as she helps those in need of her luck. Takes place before movie, during and after. Don't like don't read. Rating changed from T
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 193,507 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Sandy, Jack Frost, OC, Pitch
Natsu The Flaming Flash by Mexicutiioner reviews
Natsu Akihiko, The son of the creator of a nighmare... The boy who was always never taught to control himself, cares for others, and fights for the sake of Justice... this boy is the one who will become a flaming dragon and rise to the top and destroy everything and restore it all to recreate it and eliminate the filth of gaming history come along the adventure of the Flaming Flash
Crossover - Fairy Tail & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Natsu D., Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Lisbeth/Rika S.
Naruto: Dragon Sage by darksider82 reviews
What if their was more to Naruto's ungodly chakra reserves and abysmal control than just Uzumaki heritage and being a jinchuriki? What if he had a long forgoteen legacy from his father. Naruto/Fem Haku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,727 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Pranking Queen by ElliGordon reviews
Bianca is a not-very-normal girl, with an extremely abnormal family. Add being a witch, and what do you get? Hell. Read as she becomes a Marauder, and puts Draco and his "friends" through hell. Gorge/OC Fred/Hermione
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Hermione G., Hermes
Naruko Namikaze, Heroine of The Hidden Leaf by animeluvr4everndalwayz2014 reviews
What if The Fourth Hokage, survived on the night the Nine-Tailed Fox was sealed? What if Naruto was really a girl? What if Orochimaru was good and Sasuke never left the village? What if it wasn't Itachi that massacred the Uchiha clan? And what if Naruko knew how to the control the Nine-Tailed Fox, Sage Jutsu and had completed the Rasengan when she returned from her training.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,563 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Sasuke U., Naruko U.
Gimme A Name by miskunn reviews
Miskunn's chaptered story idea. That needs a name. "Ed gets to teach Alchemy to brats and keep an eye on one troublemaker known as Harry Potter." FMA verse: Brohoofx2003. HP verse: Goblet of Fire. Warnings: adult language, hinted intercourse, violence, potential minor gore. Pairings: EdWin, Hinny, Royai, AlMay, Romione.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/15/2014 - [Edward E., Winry R.] Harry P., Albus D.
Alchemic Wizardry by SevenBlazingSkies reviews
Amestris has finally taken notice of the Wizarding World. Ed is sent as an Amestrian representative, but what happens when he gets involved with the Order of the Pheonix, and gets accepted to Hogwarts? Will he be able to keep his cover? How long until his old enemies find him again? Rated T for Edward. TEMPORARY HIATUS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,700 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Harry P., Edward E.
The Hokage Of The League by FUN 2 KNOW reviews
In the final battle against Madara and Obito, Naruto manages to reseal the Jyuubi and defeats the Uchiha's. Though not without consequence as he's propelled into another dimension. Join Naruto as he adjust to this strange world and its super powered beings as he matures into a true Shinobi.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,343 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 2,352 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Naruto U.
The Secrets We Keep by Cylina Nightshade reviews
Edward has a secret. Edward's secret is that he is actually a she. Unfortunately a certain Colonel found out about said secret. (Roy/fem!Ed)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,097 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [Edward E., Roy M.] Alphonse E. - Complete
Demigods & Wizards, Journey Through Old Memories by ArtemisIsis13 reviews
STORY ONE: In the wake of their heart wrenching wars, 8 surviving wizards and 8 Greek heroes are transported to a secret haven beyond the stars to rediscover the truth about a none too distant past, yet, there is something more to the secrets surrounding them, a truth they are yet to uncover...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 433,968 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W., Percy J., Apollo
What If? by zombietastic-artist reviews
Hey guys! I decided to re upload this fic since a lot of you all loved it to death! Also it's a SasuFem!Naru Fanfic. I can't really remember the old summary but I hope you'll still give this a read! Sorry, forgot to mention this before but major AU here guys.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,629 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 1/11/2014 - [Naruko U., Sasuke U.] Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Winter Frost - Love Doesn't Die by WriteRandom reviews
Lily Winter never aged, would never die and would always love. She loved the little sister she once had; longing to hold her once more. Alone for 200 years, she craved companionship. Little did she know that there were other guardians that would fulfill her desperate wishes. And one in particular that she would love a little more. His name? Jack Frost. "Love and you will be loved."
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 15,935 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Jack Frost
Dark Angel by Madiestitch reviews
First impressions can be tough and when Sabrina is jarred out of bed by a knock at the door, she's already predisposed to resent the person who woke her. Now this unwelcome visitor, with strange ties to Relda, is making herself at home -helping herself to Sabrina's room, food, and maybe even to Puck. But who is this girl, and can she be trusted?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,415 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Sabrina G., Puck
Hang Me Up to Dry by yassp reviews
Reyna is a normal teenager in Chicago-she goes to school, works, and spends too much time on Netflix. But when her best friend, who's a bar owner, introduces her to Percy Jackson, her life suddenly becomes much more interesting. Suddenly Reyna finds herself making friends left and right, doing things she'd never dreamed of and tumbling head first in love with Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,657 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Percy J., Reyna
A Shinobi at Hogwarts by True sage Naruto reviews
join Naruto for all the adventures in his first year at Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,682 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Naruto U.
Intertwined Destinies by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Sequel to Altered Destinies. A new threat is on the rise. This time a Primordial Goddess and her children are preparing for their own war against Olympus. Zeus has closed Olympus off from all contact with mortals. Two goddesses decide to put their own plan into action. My version of Heroes of Olympus. I do not own Percy Jackson and The Olympians or HoO. Complete!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,681 - Reviews: 2683 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 4/14/2013 - [Percy J., Zoë N.] [Annabeth C., Jason G.] - Complete
Hero of the People by HaganeNoWriter reviews
Edward Elric is known to most as the champion of the common man. However, some people find it hard to believe that a military dog has turned to their side. On this day, every doubt has been erased from their minds. The people do have a champion. A child who spilled his blood to prevent harm to the innocent. He was their blood-stained hero.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Edward E., Roy M.
Battle Scars by EvilashOtaku17 reviews
It's October 3rd and Edward isn't reporting in to work. / Trigger warning *Fixed*
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,531 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Edward E., Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Alchemy is a Science by ThatOneFangirlWithNoLife reviews
With the war closing in Dumbledore seeks help from a different country, Amestris. Mustang, now Furhur sends Edward to teach these "ignorant baboons" about Alchemy and the law of equivalent exchange. Obviously the Golden Trio wants in on the new professors secrets and learn Alchemy. Will they be beaten at their own game, by a Slytherin no less? The oc is not important, slight au.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 48,965 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Harry P., Albus D., Edward E., Roy M.
What do you mean we're banished? by Divine Protector of Mangos reviews
Percy and Annabeth are now gods, along with their friends, Thalia and Nico. What happens when they return from being banished to Tartarus for something they didn't do? And what's this about Gaea waking up? Read and find out. I do not own PJATO
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Starting Over by Sessyruby reviews
Naruto never had the best start as a ninja, but what if he could ensure he did himself? Watch as a smarter, more focused and above all more controlled Naruto takes the stage. Time travel fic. No pairings as I suck at romance. Now with 90% less spelling and grammar mistakes!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,600 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 2,821 - Follows: 3,404 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Demon In Fiore? by SirUniwhale reviews
An unknown portal opens near True Cross Academy, the Exorcists fear it may be another version of the Gehenna Gate and do all they can to try to destroy it. After realizing it can't be destroyed with their methods they decide to send someone through, and it opens up in... Fiore? Author: NanoWrimo is coming! I may not upload much the month of November. :) Love you all!
Crossover - Fairy Tail & Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 10/12/2014
Calamity Ensues by Silent Kage reviews
"If only Iruka could see me now... He'd wish all of my students were like me when I was younger!" Naruko Uzumaki is sent to teach at Hogwarts on orders from Tsunade. Mischief and chaos is sure to erupt. OOC is a definite, and criticism is allowed (not flames!). Alive!Jiraiya Good(kinda)!Akatsuki Dead!Sasuke Dead!Madara PrankQueen!Naruko. Might change title later...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,417 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Naruko U.
Demon's Magic by Josiphii reviews
Centuries after the punishment of a certain demon, he reappeared at Hogwarts' Gates. Okumura Rin would repay his debt to a friend by teaching the students a new subject: Demonology. (starts in the first year of Hogwarts; planning for multiple years; original story changes due to Rin's influence) Chamber of Secrets, has now started!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,992 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Harry P., Rin O.
Tale of the Setting Sun by PK Samurai reviews
Naruto was born with hair as red as his mother's – but with a face and intellect that paralleled his father, the Fourth Hokage. Will the revolution he brings be the world's salvation or destruction?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,542 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 4,381 - Follows: 5,015 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Naruto U.
The Flame by Griselda Banks reviews
Chapterfic. AU. Parental!RoyEd. A blind man and a crippled boy. Such a strange pair. To pass the time as they recover in the hospital, Roy starts to tell his new friend a story. The story of the Full Metal Alchemist.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,853 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,773 - Reviews: 4072 - Favs: 4,100 - Follows: 3,550 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Equivalent Exchange by FunshineXD reviews
One-Shot. Edward and Roy struggle to evade their pursuers while trying to stay alive. A chance occurrence has Hoenheim realizing that - despite his absence - his boys always had a father. Parental Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Edward E., Roy M., Hoenheim, Alphonse E. - Complete
Lies to Cover up the Truth by Retrobution reviews
"Was," Ms. Stoll confirmed. Please forgive me, she thought before continuing. "Until he went to jail." Sally told Percy that Poseidon was 'lost at sea.' But what do other mortal parents tell their kids about their immortal parent?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,097 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 7/28/2012
Catching Water by blazerules34 reviews
Percy and Annabeth are sent to the reaping of the 75th Hunger Games. They must live until the end, or the world will be destroyed Can they accomplish this with Katniss Everdeen as their mentor, or will everything they've done, past and present, be for nothing?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,299 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Percy J.
Naruto: A New Song by AlternateVick reviews
On a mission to the Village Hidden in the Rocks, ANBU Captain Itachi Uchiha stumbles across a potty-mouthed orphan, and decides to bring her to Konoha. When a sarcastic, more-mature Naruto meets the newly arrived red-head, only pain can ensue! But perhaps a lasting friendship can be made - or perhaps something more! OOC Naruto Warning! No Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 163,132 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - [Naruto U., Tayuya]
Seven Kingdoms of America by Anaklusmos14 reviews
After the war with the Titans, Zeus becomes worried about the gods' ability to protect their power. In response, he convinces the gods to turn back the clocks, stripping mankind of all advances it had made in since the days of Ancient Greece. The world is a primitive and violent place now. Demigods are forced to serve Olympus. All demigods except one, Percy Jackson. AU of post TLO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,844 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Percy J., Zoë N.
The Cell Phone Swap by LiveLaughLoveTogether13 reviews
Annabeth Chase is your simple, quirky and shy musician. A scholarship to Julliard for songwriting is all she wants, but when she bumps into, and literally bumps into, Percy Jackson, international lead singer to the Demigods, she finds that she might have accidently started a chain reaction. All because they managed to accidently take each other's cell phones. AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,978 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Of Magic and Might by dreamingthroughstarlight reviews
Set during OoTP. Dumbledore is worried about the war against Voldemort, and as the goddess of magic, Hecate approaches him with an offer of aid. Dumbledore accepts. This leads to the Wizarding World learning about the gods, and our favorite demigods going to Pimplypigs! Sorry, Hogwarts! (On Hiatus, Reasons On Profile)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,369 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P., Luna L., Nico A., Percy J.
We Save The World Again by Goddess Athena In Disguise reviews
Percy, Annabeth, Nico and Thalia are given a quest to kill Voldemort while keeping their identity secret. But with the Golden Trio, Malfoy and so many demigods, it's not easy. Sucky summary, I know, story is much better! T for language and stuff.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,926 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Annabeth C., Percy J.
So Close Yet So Far by apollyon1991 reviews
Two people,so similar yet so different. When Shima's summoning jutsu misfires, instead of appearing to rescue Konoha from Pain, Naruto is dropped into the middle of the Northern Watertribe invasion. Naruto/Toph
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,596 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,387 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Naruto U., Aang
The Blue-Eyed Fox by RyoshiMorino reviews
Scrapped: Being Re-Written As Seeing Red.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,884 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 8/24/2013 - [Naruto U., Tayuya]
Naruko, Elemental Nation's Traveling Mage by DamagedGlasses reviews
Fem!Naru. Chased into the Forest of Death, Naruko stumbles upon a secret cavern full of knowledge of old techniques used thousands of years ago. Read as she travels the world on her quest of awakening the world of magic, meeting new friends and allies, and having vengeance against Konoha. I do not own Naruto or Fairy Tail.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,383 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Kushina U., Naruko U.
What do you mean you're a shapeshifter? by Divine Protector of Mangos reviews
Annabeth is the new girl in New York and is attending Goode High. Read as her life changes from the minute she meets Percy Jackson, Thalia Grace, and Nico DiAngelo. AU, may be OOC. I do not own anything made by the brain inside the human known as Rick Riordan
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,698 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 4/7/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
What do you mean you're an animagus? by Divine Protector of Mangos reviews
Sequel to What do You Mean You're a Shapeshifter? Percy and Annabeth, now able to be together, are on their way to Hogwarts, along with Percy's cousins, Thalia and Nico. What will happen when they meet the Golden Trio? Read to find out and review. OOC I do not own anything from the brain of the human known as Rick Riordan
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 40,763 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 4/20/2012 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Tidal Troopers by Divine Protector of Mangos reviews
Percy Jackson has been offered godhood 3 years after his break up with Annabeth. When he creates a group similar to Artemis's Hunters, will he and Artemis become enemies or lovers. HOO did not happen. Set after TLO. I don't own PJATO series' characters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,870 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 11/10/2011 - [Percy J., Artemis] - Complete
The Void Troopers by Divine Protector of Mangos reviews
Percy Jackson has just defeated Gaea, but now Annabeth is cheating on him with a new camper. And what will happen when he meets with Chaos? I do not own the Percy Jackson and The Olympians and Heroes of Olympus characters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,622 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
The Lost Legion by Divine Protector of Mangos reviews
Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, and Nico have been banished from Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter. What will happen to them now? Read, find out, and review. I do not own PJATO and HOO series. Previously called 'The Banished Four". DISCONTINUED. Sorry
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,506 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - [Percy J., Annabeth C., Thalia G., Nico A.] - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Superhero Style by Divine Protector of Mangos reviews
Percy Jackson and his friends were ordinary people when they were all hit by a meteor. Now, not only do they have superpowers, but they have the genes of the gods as well. How will they cope knowing that the only family they have is each other? How will they cope knowing that the fate of the world rests in their hands? Read, find out, and review. I do not own PJO and HOO
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,955 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Complete
Percabeth and the Olympians: Unlikely Grandparents by Divine Protector of Mangos reviews
Sequel to Percabeth and the Olympians: the Red Oracle. Please read that before this. What happens when Percy, Annabeth, Dr. Chase, and Mrs. Jackson find out that they're related to Voldemort and Bellatrix? Read to find out.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 56,181 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 3/7/2013 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] - Complete
Percabeth and the Olympians: The Timely War by Divine Protector of Mangos reviews
Percy finds out he's a demigod and leaves to protect his mom. While searching for CHB, he comes across Annabeth. What will they do now? What's this about a white owl and black Pegasus? Read, find out, and review. I do not own PJATO. Last called Series Rewrite Book 1
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,082 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 8/14/2012 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] Luke C., Thalia G. - Complete
Percabeth and the Olympians: The Red Oracle by Divine Protector of Mangos reviews
Sequel to Percabeth and the Olympians: the Timely War. Now that Kronos has been defeated, Percy and Annabeth tackle the next aspect of their lives: Highschool. Now if only it was as easy as making mango juice out of lemons. Read as Percy and Annabeth try to fight through the drama of High School and try to find a new Oracle. Let's not forget about their friends. I don't own PJATO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,972 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 10/7/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Rachel D. - Complete
Chaos's Elementals by Divine Protector of Mangos reviews
What if Thalia wasn't the only one to have a sibling at the Roman camp? What if the Jackson's and Graces left camp due to reasons unknown to the campers? I don't own any characters from PJO and HOO series.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,542 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C., Thalia G., Nico A. - Complete
Blast to the Past by Divine Protector of Mangos reviews
What would it be like if Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, Nico, and Bianca were thrown into the past to reduce the number of dead. They have to change the past to change the future, but will they suceed? After TLO, TLH never happened. I do not own PJATO series
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,345 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 12/9/2011 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Bianca A., Nico A. - Complete
The Seal of the Betrayed by Anaklusmos14 reviews
A decade earlier, the gods banished Percy Jackson to Tartarus, When they banish another innocent demigod to the same fate, they unleash the beginnings of Hell on Earth. The gods are powerless to stop the terror they unleashed upon the world. Now the world is up for grabs, will it end in the apocalypse or perhaps someone else has their own plans in mind. (Discontinued.)
Crossover - Supernatural & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,352 - Reviews: 1909 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 8/15/2013 - [Zoë N., Percy J.] Sam W., Dean W.
Percabeth In The Sea by 1 PERCY JACKSON FAN reviews
PERCABETH MEETS THE S.S. TIPTON GANG, BUT NOT WOODY. will Percy and Annabeth reaveal that they are demigods or will the gang find out by them selfs read to find out. I DO NOT OWE PJO, BTW-THEY ARE DEMIGODS
Crossover - Suite Life series & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,145 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 11/7/2012 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] [Cody M., Bailey P.] - Complete
Serpentes et Dracones by kilakia reviews
Victoria Potter, the neglected, unknown sister of Harry Potter is sick of being left in the shadows. When she comes to Hogwarts, she meets Draco Malfoy, and they become fast friends in their annoyance with Harry's glorified existence. Follow my other story, Cavere. You can find it on my profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 66 - Words: 117,831 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 2/6/2014 - [Draco M., OC]
Professor of Storms: Soul Suckers by Stuffy Puppy reviews
When Harry arrives on the Hogwarts train, he meets three new Gryffindor students that seem to attract attention and trouble wherever they walk. They claim to not belong here in the Wizarding World, but when the Dementors arrive at Hogwarts, he will have to rely on their help to save his first home. What does this have to do with the new professor?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,491 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
Family Away From Home by wolflovexXx reviews
Naruto has just come home after being away six years and already his teem are being sent on a new mission. Yet Naruto can't refuse as his only living family member is now in trouble. He gets stuck working with his old team and his lover that they had no clue about. the mystery slowly unravels as they are stuck at Hogwarts. KyuuNaru, smart/ANBU Naruto, teacher Naruto! mprg! Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,719 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Annabeth Chase Vs The Internet by ithinkabouttrees reviews
The head councilors of each cabin are given a special reward; laptops! But what happens when someone with all the wisdom in the world is pitted against something with no wisdom at all? Insanity, that's what. It's Annabeth's first "normal" summer in a very long time, and things are about to get pretty crazy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Unexpected Ally by OnLyMinO reviews
Humankind is in the brink of extinction and what left of them is protected by the walls, it's impossible for human to live outside the walls and survive, or so they thought. However, the appearance of men jumping from gigantic birds, really change that thought. Rated for swearing, cussing, and future gore. Pre-cannon and going AU from there.
Crossover - Naruto & Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,077 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Naruto U., Erwin Smith
Phoenix Rising by Puddor reviews
Shortly after being dragged from Hell by the angel Castiel, Dean finds two boys were not as fictional as he thought. Now the world rules are blending and there's no telling what the consequences may be, especially when it's Satan's kids they're dealing with.
Crossover - Supernatural & Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,613 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Rin O., Yukio O.
Naruto: The Legend of Aang - Book of Water 1 by Czar Joseph reviews
This is the Second and Re-write of Legend of Aang: When team 7 is sent backwards through time since the Shinobi World never born and discover that Naruto is the new Avatar since Third Hokage knew he was the New Avatar, they must help him with mastering the four elements. And together with Aang and his companions, they must face the Fire Nation. Read and Review. NaruxSaku Soon.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,711 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Naruto U., Aang
Tale of Two Dementors by HaganeNoWriter reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were about to start their fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and things couldn't be going any better. Lupin is back, and Harry gets to see his friends after a long summer. However, things are about to get complicated when a twelve year-old, golden-haired boy is chased by dementors into the opening feast. Who is he? Where is he from?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,328 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Edward E.
Immortal of the League by KitsuneSwordsman95 reviews
For centuries I have wandered this world, learning, exploring, watching. And I have to say, I've never been so bored before in my life. There is nothing I haven't done before. That's what I thought before I met them. I'm glad I did. ImmortalStrongEd
Crossover - Justice League & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,762 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Edward E.
A Hero's Reward by MrsWinter reviews
Perseus, heartbroken by Annabeth's decision, accepts the offer of the gods and becomes one of them. He starts a new life with his friends and family, but he doesn't know that everything might change with the new enemy that is trying to rise. As one of the most powerful heroes, Perseus will protect the people he loves even if it kills him. /TEMPORARY HIATUS/
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,402 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 6/10/2012 - [Percy J., Artemis] Nyx, OC
Saviour by Gwynethxox reviews
After the leaf village is invaded by giant monsters known as titans, Sakura is sent back in time to permanently destroy the once weaker creatures. In the eyes of the people, she is a saviour with godly powers. To the Military Police, she is a threat. And to the Survey Corps she is a flicker of hope. Naruto/Attack on Titan
Crossover - Naruto & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,873 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Sakura H.
Being The Slytherin Weasley by Cupcakexo reviews
I, Amelie Weasley, always knew I was different from my family. I wasn't as brave as Charlie, as caring as Mum or as proud as Dad but never in a million years did I think I would be sorted into Slytherin. Who would've thought a Weasley would fall for the narcissistic, sly and mean Draco Malfoy? Romeo and Juliet, eat your heart out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,180 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Draco M., OC]
The Camcorder by colorblinded reviews
She smiles as she digs the camcorder out of the cardboard box. She lays on the couch and sinks into the memories; her memories; their memories.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 122 - Words: 24,844 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Annabeth C., Grover, Nico A., Percy J.
Wheel of the World by The Karissa Palace reviews
Alternate ending to chapter 108. Ed tries to save Al, but ends up on the other side of The Gate. And where the hell is Santa Barbara?
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Psych - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,283 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Edward E., Shawn S.
What Life Brings by daughterofposeidonhere reviews
Percy is the school's most popular guy; Annabeth is the new girl. New beginnings, friendships, falling in love, getting hurt, reaching your dreams. What will happen with these two on their journey through their Junior year? Please read and review. Enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,484 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Puck Upside down by Snowdrop543 reviews
Puck is in trouble; his magic has stopped working and there is only one cure. But that cure is in Narnia... **ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.**
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,406 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Book Two: Tom Marvolo Riddle's Diary by StoriesToRead reviews
The second book to the rewritten Harry Potter Series. Vanice Crypton loves to read. Draco Malfoy doesn't. Lydia Serpance prefers not to...and you know about Crabbe and Goyle. But when the Salazar Five find Tom Riddle's Diary, secrets, relationships and chambers will be opened. But then again, an ordinary year at Hogwarts. *Disclaimer: Do not own HP, just new plot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,313 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Draco M., Severus S., OC
Child of Prophecy by Mango Tee reviews
Naruto Uzumaki has several titles: the Most Unpredictable Shinobi, a Jinchūriki, the Toad Sage and Hero of the Hidden Leaf. Now he has to add Dimensional Traveler to that list? Well, time to shake the foundations once again.
Crossover - Naruto & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 65,834 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Naruto U.
The Manager Stunt by MineTurtleSaysHELLO reviews
The war is over, detective cases are low, and the town has been rebuilt. Guess what that means? School. Sports decide how popular you are, and boys b-ball rules the school. Being team manager for the guys b-ball team is every girls dream, what happens when Sabrina, the lowest on the food chain becomes manager. Because, honestly if your not popular and you get manager, its murder.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,598 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Sabrina G., Puck
To Catch a Killer by Epicocity reviews
AU. When Head Detective Roy Mustang met Forensics Specialist Edward Elric his first thought was that the boy was too young for the profession. But when a police department conspiracy appears he realizes: trust few or trust no one. Edwin, Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,090 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Untold Story: Swords Art Naruto by Axel yamamoto reviews
Sword Art Online, the virtual game that allowed players to become what they cannot. But now, thousand of players trap inside the game, with they're lives on the line and one way out, complete the 100 floors. This is the adventure of two young souls, as they brave the game, escaping reality and become the strongest players in the game... And even find loves. Pairing are optional!
Crossover - Naruto & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 85,848 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Naruto U., Kirito/Kazuto K.
Timeless Warrior by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Born in ancient Greece, Perseus loses his mother at a young age to Zeus' rivalry with Poseidon. Rescued and raised by an unexpected goddess, Perseus is raised to be a warrior like only one other, his brother. Becoming a warrior that transcends time, Perseus is forced back into the Greek world and thrown into a war where he must protect the things that still matter most.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,271 - Reviews: 4253 - Favs: 2,836 - Follows: 2,772 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - [Athena, Percy J.] Annabeth C., Zoë N.
The Uzumaki of Konohagakure by jamnaz79 reviews
In the last moments of life Kushina pulled the fox into herself instead of allowing Minato to seal it into Naruto. The death of both the father and mother left Naruto an orphan. But it seems that for some reason Kushina had named Danzo the godfather of Naruto not Jiraya. What type of man will Naruto grow up to become? Smart/strong Naruto (not godlike) pairing to be decided- On Hold
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,828 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Naruto U., Danzō S.
Hey Princess by AlphaWriter1 reviews
What happens after Council of Mirrors? There's that 13 year gap between the last chapter and the 1st epilogue. Clearly something important must have happened. What was Puck and Sabrina's final fight about before he left for five years? And what drove her to marry somebody else?Well, here's the story of what we're missing out on.*Contains spoilers for Council of Mirrors.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,839 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Sabrina G., Puck
That Color Silver by Pluto's Daughter 11 reviews
Percy is the son of Lupa and the son of Lycaon, being raised by werewolves he is taught to be fearless and to never show weakness. He absolutely loathes the color silver for all it's done for him is hurt him. He's walking down a dark path but can one silver eyed goddess change that? COMPLETE! In the process of being edited.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 135,334 - Reviews: 1904 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Percy J., Artemis - Complete
The Grade School Misadventures of Percy Jackson by Indubitably Flummoxed reviews
Just some short moments in the life of our favorite young hero... before he was a hero. From meeting Smelly Gabe to his first days at Yancy Academy, Percy doesn't know that the real adventures of his life have yet to begin. This was originally supposed to be humorous, but it turned rather serious against my will! Hope you enjoy anyway!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,131 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Percy J.
Avatar of the Four Dragons by Kyu No Ken reviews
A tale of a man that disappeared centuries ago, leaving his mark as the creator of the disciplines. Only for him to re-appear once again in a time where the shinobi no longer exists in order to bring peace to the land once again . . . . .
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 158,793 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U., Katara
Goal! by yellow.r0se reviews
Welcome to Brooklyn Heights, an elite, private boarding school in Brooklyn, New York. Meet Sabrina: the new girl at school and star soccer player. Now, meet Puck: the cocky, arrogant captain of the team. What happens when these two meet? Here, it's all about playing the game.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,333 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Sabrina G., Puck
Tough Changes by Aura Edward reviews
Sabrina's going through some strange changes, and not all are at the torturous hands of puberty. The Scarlet Hand is starting to make it's move after being inactive for two years, and to top it all off, Puck's been acting strangely. What does all of this mean for Sabrina? UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,485 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Finding Paradise by DeathGuardian24 reviews
After the the war of the giants, Percy is betrayed, abandoned, and became unwanted. While wandering on the streets a man has given him powers far more than the gods. Watch as he use this power to find his home, his paradise. Not an ordinary chaos story.Rated T.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,644 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Percy J., Artemis
Percy Jackson & chaos' soldiers by person2309 reviews
Pain. Hurt. Cheated. Betrayed. These are just some things Percy has felt because of those he cared for. He joins Chaos. What will happen when he is assigned a new mission and has to return? What happens when he finds out that the whole universe is in trouble and not just Earth? Will he be able to save everything ever created or is he in over his head? -My first story please read :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 73,729 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Percy J.
The Green Eyed Delinquent by kazoquel4 reviews
When Percy Jackson is arrested yet again for vandalizing public property, his mom finally cracks. He's sent across the country to live with his father for a year- the father who abandoned him at birth. When he meets his know-it-all neighbor Annabeth Chase, things just get worse for the green eyed delinquent. But when sparks start to fly between the two, what will happen? AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 160,251 - Reviews: 3064 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Unexpected by gotalife reviews
Alexandria Irbane is the fourth in the infamous trio of Harry, Hermione, and Ron. But, her life is about to take some unexpected twists as they enter their sixth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,325 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Draco M., OC
Percy Jackson and the Wizards of Hogwarts by littlemissbookworm760 reviews
What happens when five new mysterious students are brought to Hogwarts in the fifth year? Even more surprising, why have they been named students AND teachers? As they friend Harry and his friends, what surprises and tricks will crop up?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,433 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
Student Photographer by KingJupiter reviews
Percy Jackson is photographer in the making. He hopes to change the world through his work like his father would have wanted. Annabeth Chase is a newly signed model. When these two teenagers meet at a photo shoot, nothing could possibly happen. But that's not true. From teenagers to adults. AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,294 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 6/16/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
A Guardian's Troubles by The-Council-with-Queen-Crimson reviews
Artemis has wanted kids of her own but she choses ill time to convince Hera to let her use Parthenogenesis, which lets a goddess have a child without a male but if your not a goddess of families you need help. At the same time, Zeus has commanded Artemis to chose a male Guardian that is good at close combat. So She chose Percy. This won't be cliche Guardian story, It will be crazy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 124,550 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Artemis, Percy J. - Complete
A Young Robin by greekfreak101 reviews
Robin gets de-aged to a 4 year old. Some team bonding with little Robin, but mostly Artemis bonding with him. BEING REWRITTEN!
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,058 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Artemis C./Artemis
Chaos and the Peacemaker by hungergames.percyjackson reviews
Everyone knows about Percy joining Chaos as an assassin, but what about Piper's new job of Chaos's peacemaker? Piper's had a hard life, but she's about to find out that it gets a whole lot harder. OOCness and T for language and couples. The picture's from taringa. net, so no, it's not mine, but it's cool, right?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 128,823 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Piper M., Percy J.
Percy Jackson and the Appearance of Chaos by sonofneptune777 reviews
This is my first fan-fiction. I suggest this fan-fiction to those who like Percy X Calypso, Chaos, Adventure, and Fantasy. Percy is offered Godhood and Immortality. More like forced. Expect updates every day or two.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,026 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Percy J., Calypso
Harry Potter and the Fullmetal Alchemist by mirrorsedge14 reviews
Harry has just returned from his fourth year at Hogwarts and is greeted with astonishing news. He has a new neighbor! And who else would it be but an eighteen year old Edward Elric! But when a dementor attack drags Harry's new friend into the world of magic, what chaos will unfold? So... title sucks but... ENJOY! Rating: T
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 44,691 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Harry P., Edward E.
From The Void by GaleSynch reviews
AU: The primordial son of Chaos was, by all means, a bastard; the daughter of Zeus was having a hard time refraining herself from punching him in the face. They needed him to lead them to victory after all. Percy/Thalia. Perlia.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,906 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 1/12/2013 - [Thalia G., Percy J.]
Twisting a Fox's Fate by Pygolampida Ankathi Alepou Dai reviews
Kitsune are legendary beasts- ones of mastery and trickery. To cross a Kitsune is a sentence. They will ferociously defend their family. Even more so, they will defend a human who has gained their friendship. A friendship that Naruto is more than happy to accept. Never Mess With Kitsune. Ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,684 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
A Cinderella Story by KairiAngel13 reviews
After the unexpected death of her mother and the abandonment of her older sister, Artemis is uprooted and forced to live with an abusive father. Are a red-headed track star and a simple arrow the keys to bringing her a "Happily Ever After?" Warning: Mentions of Child Abuse and Suggestive Sexual Themes. Spitfire Multiple Parings, AU. COMPLETE
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,242 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - [Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis] [Richard G./Robin, Zatanna Z.] - Complete
Moments by katherinefics reviews
The best parts of life are not full memories. Sometimes, they are just moments, scraps of time and pieces of your life that you never want to forget and wouldn't trade for the world. Each person has some. These are the Grimm's.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 294 - Words: 22,190 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck, Daphne G.
A year of Mischief and Mayhem by Jewelzela reviews
Our favourite PJO characters go on a mission to Hogwarts, but what does their prophecy mean? Who will return? Who will be lost? And what will they do there?No Slash, h/g, r/h, n/l, p/a, possible t/n. Title used to be The percy jackson gang go to Hogwarts
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,713 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Harry P., Annabeth C., Percy J.
Not The Time Of His Life by MultiFandomGirl101 reviews
It has been two months since the Battle Manhattan. And Percy STILL isn't done. Whisked into a place of witches and wizards, will he be able to keep his ' special ' heritage a secret? It might be hard, especially since our resident bookworm is on the case...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,233 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Harry P., Percy J.
Babysitting Problem by Hope-Hikari reviews
Let's see... It all started in Camp Half-Blood with Lou Ellen, but this story isn't about her. It's about the gods, and their charges who are, in reality, their children. Lou probably should not have made that Toddler Potion. Teens turned demigod babies are not normal but hopefully the gods will have good luck babysitting. Not. Contains 1 OC and it is Post-Giant War. Discontinued
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,843 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 11/9/2012
Naruko: Demon fox of the leaf Rewrite by nobleboivin reviews
Summary Inside. Feral/Anbu Naruko and Hinata slash. Rewrite and New Poll up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 59,627 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Hinata H., Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U. - Complete
The New and Old Tales of Naruto by Nightocean reviews
Naruto is thrust back into the past, where she must change the future. The world will never be the same, where a new and more powerful Naruto takes the stage. Fem!Naruto Time traveling fanfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,026 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Naruto U.
Catch a Shooting Star by Toonwalla reviews
When Jack spotted a shooting star on Christmas Eve night, he never expected it to lead him on another great adventure. Now he and the guardians must stop Pitch (the Boogeyman) befor he can lay his hands on the great Well of Wishes with the help of a newly recuited Guardian, the Shooting Star Belle Estelle. rated t for safety. Jack/OC and sorta Pitch/OC
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,745 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch, OC
Rewrite: Stronger than the Heroes by dancerjay12 reviews
Rewrite! Dick and Ari were never adopted by Bruce Wayne. Kaldur never became Aqualad. Wally's experiment cost him any normality his life had. M'gann had to find her own way to Earth. Zatanna lost her father several years earlier to Dr. Fate. Raquel failed to convince Icon to be a hero. Jaime found the scarab before Ted died. Artemis lost her sister, father, and mother in one night.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,013 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis, Jaime R./Blue Beetle, Richard G./Robin
Time Chronicles Part 3: The Alternate Version by Forcystus5 reviews
Alternate version of another plot from my Time Chronicles series set after Part 2. Now discontinued but still on the site for those that want to read it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 91,142 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Percy J., Rachel D. - Complete
Naruto Prince of the Demon World by Juubi no ookami reviews
The fourth great Ninja war has finally ended and Madara has been pulled into hell. However this victory has come at the price of Naruto Namikaze's humanity. Now Naruto will be thrown into a world were beings known as soul reapers and hallows fight over the souls of the living as well as the death.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,438 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Naruto U., Yoruichi S., Orihime I., Tatsuki A.
Of Multiverses and Child Soldiers by BluSkyRose reviews
A mysterious plan from a secret society of villains goes wrong, and the team pays the price. One by one, they are pulled into another dimension where there is no Justice League and the mere prospect of a child vigilante is unthinkable. Cover image isn't mine; it belongs to guinnessyde (TJFrias) and MarcBourcier, both very talented artists who can be found on Deviantart.
Crossover - Young Justice & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,949 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Richard G./Robin, Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R.
The Night's Son by Atrox-Aro reviews
Raised and born as a Primordial, the Son of Nyx must now step up to the challenge and defeat Tartarus. Will the Night's Son accomplish this task or vanquish in the process? R&R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,916 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Percy J., Artemis
Reading the books by Featherfur reviews
Pertemis, slightly different than usual, A read the lightning thief story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,971 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Artemis, Percy J.
The Stolen Weapons by LCMarvel reviews
When Percy was young his mom got a job to be a certain daughter of Aphrodite's nanny. They were raised together since they were young, now they are sucked into the world of the gods, and have to retrieve the big three's symbols of power. It all seems easy to Percy, but Piper has to keep a child of Athena from her future boyfriend. Key word: future. PercyxPiper (Credit to cover art)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,712 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Percy J., Piper M.
Artistic Vision by TheNewArtist reviews
Fletcher is starting to have visions when he looks at his paintings. These visions look into the future and show him what is to come. When Chyna goes on a world tour with Austin and Ally, Fletcher, Olive, Angus and Violet are up for a big adventure.
A.N.T. Farm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Fletcher Q., Chyna S.
Fight for Survival by Stitch-2.0 reviews
"Never surrender! Fight Till Your Last Breath! Don't Die Laying Down! Fight for the people that gave their lives up for us to have a chance to live! FIGHT FOR SURVIVAL!" yelled a whisker blond. Mikasa/Naruto with a hint of Bleach.
Crossover - Naruto & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/18/2014
Another Dimension by NightLife101 reviews
When the team get transported into another dimension, and wake up in a room of avengers, things are bound to happen and naturally S.H.I.E.L.D get interested... Rated T cuz I'm paranoid and this is my first fic so plz don't kill me.
Crossover - Young Justice & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 5/22/2014
Naruto: Way of the Orphan by zenith020388 reviews
Orphan. Outcast. Demon. Three names for one person. The Kyuubi's manifestation is surprising in it's form, but no less powerful... FemNaru Shino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,090 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Naruto U., Shino A.
Percy jackson & olympians: facebook by coolnerd18 reviews
Facebook time! All characters in PJO and HoO are back with their non-monster attracting devices! Read and see their conversations online! Free online buffet for those who read this story! :D NOW COMPLETE
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Beyond Lost by Alex.and.Tanu reviews
When Ed, Al, Winry, Sciezska, and Ling suddenly wake up at Camp Half-Blood... Yup, that's all I got, Can you tell I'm bad at summaries? Rated T for cussing Eds and wrench throwing Winrys. Alex.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,096 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Edward E., Winry R., Percy J., Leo V.
Reflections by Amehhh reviews
After they've been paired up for a potions project, Emma and Draco have shared a special bond. It's a little bit strange, and a little off, but it works. As time progresses, Emma realizes that her feelings are no longer platonic. As the war approaches, their friendship becomes strained. Not every relationship can endure such tests. DMxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 55,843 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Draco M., OC
She's no longer Tame by IssaMichelle reviews
Maddy Smith just snapped, she couldn't take the suffocation, the controlling wolfblood parents, Couldn't take being "TAME" so she ran. As far and as fast as she could. Now joining a new pack, a 'wild' pack, Maddy is, a whole new Maddy. Although some things never change, like her love for Rhydian. What she should've expected though was her mam, dad, and Rhydian would hunt her down.
Wolfblood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,803 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Maddy Smith, Rhydian Morris, Jana, Ceri
Chaos Before Order by kuroishuuha reviews
After the defeat of Gaea Percy's life takes a turn for the worse, a jerk brother, a death, loneliness, and a betrayal will cause Percy to make a decision that will defy the Fates
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,180 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Percy J.
Helping Hogwarts by AwesomeDolphin reviews
Being friends with Draco is bad enough, but trusting Draco with a secret? That is crossing the line, can Percy possibly make more mistakes?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,591 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 10/12/2013
Kronos's Power Of Time by L. Lawliet-Rue Ryuzaki reviews
When Luke dies, Kronos doesn't just disappear. He inhabits one demigod. This demigod turns Kronos's power from bad, to better. This demigod uses his power to save his first crush, Zoë Nightshade. This demigod, the one and only Percy Jackson. DISCONTINUED
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Percy J., Zoë N.
A New World with Dragons and Demons by YugiXtian reviews
Naruto is transported to Earthland through random events. While looking for a way to return to his own world, he encounters Fairy Tail.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,108 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014
To Truth, or To Dare? by Frozencake reviews
This is slightly AU. Takes place during Season 1. The team is bored, and ends up stuck doing Truth or Dare. Chaos ensues as scam marriages, prank phone calls, and nosy mentors are thrown into the mix. Reviewers get to play a big part! Terrible title, I know. Formerly "To Dare, or To Truth?"
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 42,663 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis, Roy Harper/Red Arrow, Richard G./Robin - Complete
Ninja of Justice by DarkShadowRaven reviews
Naruto Uzumaki, one of the greatest heroes of Konoha, but somehow he disappeared and now finds himself in the DC Universe with no memory of how he got there. Out of options, he decides to aid the heroes and join the Justice League to save their world.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 229,008 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 2,181 - Follows: 1,930 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
A Grimm's Wish by NeverTrustACrookedMirror reviews
What happens when Sabrina has had enough of Puck's nonsense and says she wish they had never met? Would that actually be enough to make the Grimm Sisters go back and restart? What happenes when Puck isn't Puck? P.S. Puck says minor swears, so be prepared.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,243 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Daphne G., Sabrina G.
Troubles Never Cease by XenotheWise135 reviews
During the peace after the defeat of Oracion Seis, a potential threat makes itself known. What is the dark guild "Konoha", and are its mages truly evil? A repost/continuation of Sir Godot's "Dark Guild Konoha", adopted by me. STORY CANCELLED. READ AN FOR DETAILS.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,753 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Naruto U., Erza S.
Namikaze Kimiko The Wind's Mistress by Kyuuiya reviews
After the Sandaime sealed the Kyuubi in her everyone started to hate her. She was alone in the world of hatred but she was going to show them all her true potential. ItaFemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,140 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 4/4/2010 - [Naruto U., Itachi U., Naruko U.]
Mixed Up Realms by EllatheHarpy reviews
What happens when you mix the Kane Chronicles and Percy Jackson together? The answer is drama and A LOT of accusing.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 3/31/2012
Just an Emissary? by DreamweaverAki reviews
Edward Elric is sent to Hogwarts to become an ambassador between Amestris and the Wizarding world. Can Hogwarts survive the Fullmetal Alchemist? Can Ed keep all of his secreats hidden? Can he afford to abandon his search for the homunculus? How will Harry and the gang take to a strange newcomer? Disclamer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist or Harry Potter or any or their characters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,698 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Harry P., Neville L., Edward E.
The Highschool with Demigods by Nomadic Reader reviews
One shot witch can be turned into a full story. Annabeth is at highschool when some unexpected vistorts come. Rated T.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 7/2/2012
Song by ace-exorcist reviews
On December 3rd, after Pitch has been defeated, Jack has been bouncing around again, and one night, Sandy asks him to keep him company. When Jack meets Rachel, sparks may fly. But there's something about Rachel that both endears him, and drives him crazy. But is Rachel all that meets the eye? Sorry for any OOC! Please review!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Jack Frost, OC
Runaway by McCrazy23 reviews
Naruto ran away at an early age from the village, his mask of happiness breaking. He runs not caring where he will go until he runs into one of the sannin. Who is it? How will his life change from this encounter? M for language, fighting, blood, lemons in later chapters, and craziness. Naru/Tayu pairing. Good amount of romance also. Part one of three.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 116,027 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Naruto U., Tayuya]
Chasing Yesterday by The King in White reviews
Rokudaime Hokage Uchiha Sasuke is a man with nothing beyond duty to the dead. Yet when a second chance comes from the lips of a demon, his battles begin anew...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 183,292 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 2,480 - Follows: 2,513 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 3/5/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] Itachi U., Hinata H.
Where The Hell Am I! by WordsofTruth reviews
Puck was right. Books are dangerous, or at least Daphnes' are. When a potion causes Puck and Sabrina to disappear into Daphne's book, their world turns upside down as they wreak havoc on an unsuspecting world of Harry Potter. And whats worse, the Scarlet and and the Death Eaters have joined forces? (Pre Battle/s.)
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,889 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck
Four-lorn Trilogy by Laura013 reviews
Chapter-by-chapter re-tell of Divergent in Four's POV. Rated T to be safe. Please give this a chance, and don't forget to review! :)
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 57,762 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Four/Tobias
The Date by WildCitrusSunflower reviews
Reyna's getting ready for her date with Percy and can't find anything to wear. Will her two bffs come through to make Percy's jaw fall to the floor? And what happens after that? Read to find out! Sequel to Wednesday: A Perna Drabble. Enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Percy J., Reyna - Complete
Son of the Sea God by Sassenach082 reviews
Zeus kills Sally Jackson with his master bolt when Percy is six months old, drastically changing Percy's life and the course of his future. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,909 - Reviews: 3142 - Favs: 4,965 - Follows: 5,412 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Poseidon, Percy J., Amphitrite, Triton
Time for Change by LoveTobiasEaton reviews
Caleb's the 'hot' shot of school. Tris, his not so popular twin sister thinks it's time for a change. *A Divergent Highschool*
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,974 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias, Caleb P.
Going to Hogwarts the Seaweed Brain Way by theoreocat reviews
When a very powerful demigod mysteriously appears at Hogwarts, the Golden Trio wonders if he can help them in their own war. What if that demigod was Percy Jackson, who just happened to be blessed by every single Olympian? What if Percy doesn't want to help in the war? Read and find out why. Adopted from mae2551
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,655 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Percy J.
The Guardian Of The Hunters by PaleRider365 reviews
Perseus, heartbroken by Annabeth and dump liked yesterdays trash from camp, goes to the Gods to die. they deny his request and Artemis grudgingly allowed Perseus into the Hunt. Blessed By Chaos, Perseus will protect his new "family" even if it kills him. "COMPLETED"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,499 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 1,387 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Artemis, Percy J. - Complete
My Name is Alice by Anna the Viking XD reviews
Alice is considered a low life orphan, that is down on her luck. But when Hook kidnaps her and she meets Peter and the lost boys, what emotions do they draw out? and what the hell is she gonna do when Wendy and her brothers show up? Alice is in for the flight of her life between playing keep away with the pirates and fighting for a place to belong, how will she ever get home?
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,716 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Peter Pan
Silver Pages by 1heartgirl reviews
Second installment of the Books of Gold Series. Evy is gone and jack is lost. The young Spirit Maya has no clue to who she really was, and now she wonders lost, little does she know that she has what Jack needs to save him. (Yes the image to this story was drawn by me. Its is my OC in this story)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,262 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Jack Frost
Tomorrow is another day by Won't-wear-a-Halo reviews
Eleven years ago they first met. Eleven years ago they fell in love. But he had to leave. And she knew he would not return to her. But now their paths cross again and all they had come to know will change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 69,367 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Draco M., OC
What Are You? by TheLionTheGodsAndTheGrounder reviews
Tris and Tobias are training the initiates this year when two unusual initiates catch her eye. Percy and Annabeth are sent to the future to scope for half-bloods also known as Divergent. What will happen to the city when the worlds most unlucky demigods come into the picture? Read to find out. Pairings Fourtris Percabeth Uriah/?. Rated T for slight swearing and violence.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Hidden Beneath by LiveLaughLoveTogether13 reviews
Piper Mclean. Annabeth Chase. Thalia Grace. The Hollywood Golden Girls. Who would have thought that they were at the bottom of the Goode High Food Chain, only a year ago? No-one expected them to become the hottest thing in the Music Industy, but somehow they did. Now, a year later, they come back to Goode. So what happens when the school nerds are now the Superstars?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,514 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Annabeth C., Thalia G., Piper M. - Complete
Some things can be taken two ways by TheLiloPool reviews
you can either mope around or look on the bright side. Percy Jackson, Nico Di Angelo and Thalia Grace have all been kicked out of camp and forced to face the world after trying to get their friends back from the dead, the question is - what will they do when their family turns on them, even annabeth and they are all alone? R,R&R ! p.s. this has an ending but I may continue it
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,190 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G., Leo V. - Complete
The Goode, the Bad, and the Ugly by TomBomb12 reviews
Annabeth and Thalia are attending Goode High School. It is a year after TLO, and TLH never happened. Percabeth and Thalico along with other couples later on.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,666 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 5/30/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Thalia G., Nico A.]
Goode High School by Goddess of Cookies 4296 reviews
What happens when Annabeth moves to Percy's school?Drama,snobby people,and new friends!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,465 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Attack on Titan Naruto Style by darknessdoesntconsumeyou reviews
After the battle with pain something weird happened.. Naruto and friends were sucked into a different demension! Join Naruto and her adventure in the Survey Corps with New friends and New eneimies! Eren doesnt get it! A village OUTSIDE of the walls who were trained at the age of 5 to be titan slayers! That's just not possible! Join Eren and new friends! Fem Naruto Sasunaru. Rated T
Crossover - Naruto & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Sorcerer's Science by Literature work reviews
Hogwarts needs a new class in their curriculum, and Dumbledore chooses nothing other than Alchemy. But After getting Edward Elric as a teacher, the school is in for a couple of surprises. Can Edward handle his students and another killer on the loose? Multiple years. please review (sequel is released!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 157,802 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Harry P., George W., Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Shatter by epicavatar01 reviews
Nobody expected it to happen. Parental! Roy/Fem!Ed, Parental! Riza/Fem!Ed. Heavily implied sexual assault. Done as a vent fic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Edward E., Riza H., Roy M.
Wizards and Demigods Unite by honeyhan123 reviews
What happens when 'The Seven' from Camp Half-Blood find out about wizards and are sent to Hogwarts? Will they get a long with the wizards or will war begin? Read to find out!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,359 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Nico A., Percy J., Will S., Leo V.
1000 Years by peanutbutterrocks reviews
So basicaly Percy and his sister Marie are betrayed by friends and there parents dead. They get taken in by Choas and see an old friend. NOT PERCEBETH. AT ALL. Ok i stink at summaries. Just read it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,816 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Percy J., Zoë N. - Complete
The Revenge of a General by Jacksonluver101 reviews
Percy has lost everything, thanks to power. His father killed his parent, disowned him and his girlfriend left him just for Mark. But he bids his time, and Chaos admires it. What happens when Percy becomes Chaos' General? Read to find out! PERLIA!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 23,625 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Percy J., Thalia G.
It's Facebook Time! by ForeverUnited93 reviews
Summertime is here at camp half-blood and everyone is bored out of their minds. luckly Isabella and Presleigh find Facebook and pretty much drag everyone into it. oh boy this is gonna be HILARIOUS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Nico A., Poseidon
To Be Different by SaturnXK reviews
Cold and apathetic, they are the perfect guards. They take their job seriously and do it ruthlessly, but when nine ANBU enter the world of magic, will the wizards view the shinobi as cold-blooded killers, or will they look underneath the underneath? – HP Book 5. AU. OOC-ness. Cliched storyline. (read at your own risk because it sucks.) [COMPLETE]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 177,921 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Those Kids Across the Street are Crazy by KibaKibbles reviews
Connor and I didn't expect to find much in that abandoned warehouse across the street, but trust me when we say - avoid it all cost! Those kids are crazy. *Begins a month or so before Serpent's Shadow* COMPLETE!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Travis S., Felix - Complete
Camp Half-Blood and the Spies by bluealicorns12 reviews
what will happen when 11 year-olds Skyla, Rosy, Alexa, Ruby, and Elizabeth are seent to Camp Half-Blood, the 5 spies find out they are demi-gods and meet Percy Jackson and the rest? will they tell the spy network? Who is their actual parentage?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 7,253 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 10/9/2012
Wounded Beauty by MelissaLovesRH reviews
Rhydian left for the wild over six months ago. Maddy suffers from night terrors an is encouraged to 'move on'. Will she forget about Rhydian and in fact move on? Or will her heart always belong to Rhydian? But what are the consequences of their actions that will proceed? Set at the end of Season One. Caution: Fluffy Moments will be present. A Maddian FanFiction.
Wolfblood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 69,902 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Maddy Smith, Rhydian Morris, Shannon Kelly, Tom Okanawe
Frosted Pen by Inhumane Side reviews
She is broken and turned irreparable after five years. She acts normal as if she wasn't abused and accused for her mother's death. She hides her terrible past behind smiles, stories, and paintings. Jack Frost met her, worried about the bruise on her face. He is willing to fix her, to see the real her. All was happening well when a new villain comes in the most inopportune time.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 117,877 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 3/16/2013 - [Jack Frost, OC] Bunnymund, Pitch
Slyinderella by Stinarina reviews
Christina Miro is the first Gryffindor in a pureblood Slytherin family in one hundred and eighty-nine years, as her parents never fail to remind her. But when she's forced to stay at Malfoy Manor with her personal enemy, Draco Malfoy, during the summer, relationships will change, ideals will shift, and two people will realize that sometimes it takes a war to finally find peace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 184,225 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Draco M., OC
Percy Jackson and the Combined Forces by wisegirl0405 reviews
After a minor problem of their own Percy and his friends go to Hogwasrts because Kronos and Voldemort combined forces and in order to win the third titan war the demigods need the wizards' help. So Percy and his Gang enrolls at Hogwarts. Percabeth
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
Percy Learns how to do laundry by Hugs6 reviews
The marriage life, I know it's weird everyone has a baby, not tratie though... Ah well, I know, not my best, ah well. wargi! It's the corect term for lips in polish...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 9,212 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 4/23/2012
So Not Stalking by xIcyChanx reviews
"One date," he stated, his eyes turning soft and his smile charming. He gazed straight in her eyes, hoping to make her give in and accept his invitation. But she wasn't about to relinquish so easily. Edeline smirked and answered with a simple, "No," leaving the Colonel to struggle to hide his dumbfounded look. But, is this person really who she says she is? [Roy/Fem!Ed]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,040 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/15/2014 - [Edward E., Roy M.] - Complete
It all started with a Love Song by HappyOwl reviews
Annabeth Chase, Piper McLean, Thalia Grace and Reyna Bellona: The Demigods. Percy Jackson, Nico di Angelo, Jason Grace and Leo Valdez: The Warriors. Both: The two bands of the moment. What will happen if both bands should work together to write a song? A love song. Can Percy and Annabeth put their past aside and work together? Not Leyna. T for suggestive themes, dirty minds, etc.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,071 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 4/14/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
The Iwa Shinobi by Vangran reviews
A female Naruto has just had the Kyuubi sealed into her when she is kidnapped by Iwa ninja and taken back with them. What will happen to her while being raised by the enemy? FemNaruSasu Yondaime lives
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,999 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Naruko U., Sasuke U.
Climbing Ivy by Alex Blackwood reviews
What would happen if Peter met a girl named Ivy? What if she bacame a mother for the Lost Boys? What if only she had the power to save Neverland? Find out and PLEASE R&R! A little bit of swearing so K
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 14,993 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Peter Pan
Truth or Dare by I am Bianca Daughter of Hades reviews
Leo has unleashed a new terror on the demigods unwittingly... What is it, you ask? Well, it is the most terrifying terror, the most horrible of horrors, the bane of all sane demigods: Truth or Dare...Really, it's all Leo's fault that they started playing in the first place. [...if enough people actually want to read this, I will complete this]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,219 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012
Thalia Grace & the Olympians: The Sea of Monsters by advictorem reviews
- Sequel to Thalia Grace & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief - Thalia hasn't had the best non-birthday. The only thing she has to look forward to is spending Spring Break at Camp Half-Blood. But when her father arrives with even more depressing news, she is thrown into yet another dangerous quest, with none other than Percy Jackson to accompany her once again. -Perlia-
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,009 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 1/2/2013 - [Thalia G., Percy J.]
The Awesome Ones enroll in Goode High School by The Jamerican reviews
After spending their entire lives so far with their fathers, Nico A, Percy and Jason G. are finally going to high school. What will happen when they stumble upon 3 beautiful girls who just happen to be half bloods too? Thalico/Jasper/Percabeth. This story is AU. (Sadly discontinued) Up for adoption though?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,662 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Powers of Chaos by Dowy Sixst Haevens reviews
Percy left camp after being betrayed by Annabeth and replaced by his half-brother Mark. He comes across Chaos and is granted Chaos powers in order to save the world when the time comes.How will Percy use his new powers? Find out!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 85,670 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Percy J., Artemis
Who Cares? by HappyOwl reviews
After entering the most prestigious school in New York, Annabeth Chase is paired with Percy Jackson, a troublemaker, in a project to stop some groups that separate the students themselves. Trying to know each other, they discover that the two are completely different. But as the year goes by and secrets come to light, they find that maybe they are falling for their partner. AU/AH.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,869 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 4/9/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
The Great Mistake by neldnew1 reviews
What happens when three half-bloods, two magicians,and a god end up going to the same school? Please read and review!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,844 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Nico A., Sadie K.
A Spy's Secret by autumnshutup reviews
Sabrina Grimm-The best spy of her Kingdom. She completes all missions without fail, but, when she has to act as a spy for the Kingdom of Trickster, problems occur...T for Violence and swearing.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Sabrina G.
Home Is Where The Chakra Is by Arcross reviews
A desperate eight-year old Uzumaki Naruto steals the Scroll of Seals in an attempt to pass his first graduation exam, dead-set on accepting a life-changing proposal from two years back. Beauty is only skin-deep; it's the inside that counts. Good Orochimaru; Naruto/Karin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,446 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 1/16/2013 - [Naruto U., Karin] Tayuya, Zaku A.
Village of Jinchuriki by Tsuki Kyuubi Uzumaki reviews
Pain is Naruko's older brother and is tired of seeing her in Konoha. So he builds The Village of Jinchuriki for her, she is now the leader this village. See how this can change things for Naruko. GaaraNaru vs. SasuNaru. Vote on your favorite pairings in the comments! Thanks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,522 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Sasuke U., Gaara, Naruko U.
Snowflake eyes (jack frost&OC) by daelit reviews
Lia Bennett is a girl who died. She is lonely and trying to get through how lonely it is being dead, she is in the care of Santa because he made a promise to someone special and now her and her friend Violet have to try and get Jack back from the dark side, after her shares a bed with Lia and then almost kills her. Will she see her brother again, or will she lose to the enemy.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,964 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 11/18/2012 - [Jack Frost, OC]
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 2878 - Favs: 5,842 - Follows: 6,668 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Wizards and Alchemists by I am the HERO AMERICA reviews
Ed, Al, Roy and Armstrong are offered a job to teach alchemy at Hogwarts! Along the way they meet Harry, Ron and Hermione. Sadly not everything is right in the world and Harry has to compeat in the Triwizard tourniment! Can Ed and Al help him win? Find out! Sorry about the title, I know it sucks! Please read this fic anyway! Rated 'T' for language and future action!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,456 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Harry P., Edward E. - Complete
Omega Chaos' Assassin--The Lost Promise by Stuffy Puppy reviews
Summary is unavailable at the moment. Title subject to change.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 8/27/2012
Everafter, happy after, never after by shayshay1812 reviews
When an old enemy returns, it's back to the life of danger and excitement for the Grimms. A war is brewing among everafters, and Sabrina is the one who needs to stop it. But Sabrina also has to figure something else out : Puck, who is, in and of himself confusing. But add to that the fact that he keeps sending her mixed signals. And he's an idiot- at least she thinks so.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,980 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Sabrina G., Puck
The Spot by CosmicStoryTeller reviews
The Best Team Ever? Team 7 somehow manages to stay true to this name, with a tomboy troublemaker, a grumpy Uchiha, a dog lover that irritates his teammates, and a sensei that just seems be out there to get them killed. AU. Misadventures!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,417 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 7/17/2013 - [Naruko U., Sasuke U.] Kakashi H., Kiba I.
The Forbidden Love by xXDino101Xx reviews
Percy and Thalia? Could it be? A story about how they fall and the issues that come with it...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,355 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Thalia G., Percy J.
Please Don't Go! by Grace-Logan reviews
It was just an accident.
Strike the Blood/ストライク・ザ・ブラッド - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Kojou A., Himeragi Y. - Complete
HalfBlood Teachers by Lost Daughter of Gallifrey reviews
As part of their DADA education Students of Hogwarts must learn from a group of mysterious Half-Bloods. Warning a little language here and there
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,539 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Complete
Duty, Discord, Devotion by TashunkeChanteWolf18 reviews
Draco Malfoy has a dark and important task to complete. However, when a girl in his Potions class starts to change his view on life and its duties, he begins to question it. Will he go through with it? HP 6/7 Malfoy's view, with a twist! Read and enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 142,490 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Crimson flash of Konoha by Reaper505 reviews
Godlike FemNaru. Being chased by a mob of kyubi haters, Naru finds the Namikaze compound. Due to blood on her hands from a kunai wound she enters the compound to find a letter. Adressed to her. Fom the Yondaime hokage and his wife. See how this changes her life and the lives of those around her. Sasuke, Sakura and council bashing be ware! Weekly update. Naru/Haku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,639 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Kakashi H., Haku, Naruko U.
Half Blood High by ihavenothingtodo reviews
After all those years of transferring schools, Percy has landed on the grounds of Half Blood High. As he sits down making eye contact with everyone, he finds himself staring at a certain grey-eyed blonde who's staring back. "Annabeth?" AU. OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Fairy Tail's Guardian Fox by 10Soah86 reviews
For as long as members of Fairy Tail could remember, the fox had been there since the beginning in peaceful slumber in their basement. They were told he was always watching over them and would provide anyone in need an ear to listen. So what happens when a certain guild brings the fox's beloved guild down around it's ears? "Who the hell is attacking my family!" No planned pairing
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,404 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 2,370 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Naruto U., Mavis V.
The Black Flash of Fairy Tail by Kamorashi reviews
Naruto dies in his fight with Madara and meets Kami. She gives him another chance in Earthland but not before giving him a teacher to tell him about the new world and its magic. This teacher is Raijin, the God of thunder and lightning! Pairing NarutoxCana
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,716 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Naruto U.
Book One: The Slytherin Princess Arrives by StoriesToRead reviews
The only reason Voldemort didn't reign over Harry was because he was missing two faithful Death Eaters. Draco and Vanice. And the only reason Draco didn't stay a Death Eater was because he didn't have Vanice. Now, she's here, starting her first year at Hogwarts along with Draco, Crabbe, Goyle and The Rotten (ahem, sorry, GOLDEN) Trio. Disclaimer: Do not own HP, just the new plot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 46,890 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Draco M., Vincent C., Gregory G., OC - Complete
Our Dancing Days by TheStoriesWillNeverEnd reviews
Two years after the events of the first series, on Rhydian's 17th brithday, Maddy begins to feel an excruciating pain in her heart, and unknown to her, Rhydian feels the same. As the full moon draws in, the two can't keep away from each other. But Rhydian's return poses a threat...and the wild wolfbloods will do anything to keep them apart, but question is: why? R&R! x
Wolfblood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,427 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013
Broken by HopelessDove reviews
Thalia Grace is broken on the inside, despite how happy and sarcastic she is on the outside. Thalia hides the pieces of her broken self where only she can see and know. That is until celebrity Percy Jackson comes to school, and he just might understand. But is it possible that Pecy is even more broken than Thalia? Not demigods, some characters will be OOC. Perlia.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,277 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Thalia G., Percy J.
Sword Art Online: The Titan Shifter by vbarreiro reviews
Whilst exploring an anomaly in the system, Kirito, Asuna and Heathcliff discover a beast, which turns out to be the teen Eren Jaeger. This brings up several questions. Why is he here? How did he arrive? And why are friends and foes alike targetting him, placing Kirito and Asuna in the middle of the conflict?
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,401 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.] Eren Y.
Tangled Web by SakuraJade reviews
Why is Artemis really on the Team? Wally might not like the answer, especially after his feelings for the enigmatic archer begin to change. The truth is rarely pure and never simple... Spitfire pairing. Thru ep 10 then AU. *Reviews contain spoilers*
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,379 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 5/25/2011 - [Artemis C./Artemis, Wally W./Kid Flash]
Prince of Olympus by SiriuslyScarredforLife reviews
After Percy's apartment catches fire because of Gabe, his life is turned upside down. Now, he has no mother, no father and no home. What happens when some unexpected help arrives? Formerly owned by greekgirl211. Please review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,863 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Percy J., Apollo
The Return of Perseus Jackson by Retrobution reviews
When Percy gets exiled to Tartarus for a crime he didn't commit, he gets angry. From the depths of Tartarus, an earthquake that nearly destroyed Olympus happened. When he finally escapes however, some Olympians are still keen on keeping him in hell. This is the story of the return of Perseus Jackson. Don't read if you don't like torture, rated strong T. *Going to be REWRITTEN.*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,138 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Percy J.
As Normal as a Demigod can get by AwesomeDemigodOfAwesomeness reviews
Annabeth Chase and Piper McLean are just moving to New York to find out about this place called Camp Halfblood. They enroll themselves at a school called Goode High and meet some...interesting new faces. With new schools, crushes, deadly quests, demon lunch ladies, and a centaur on crack, this is about as normal as you can get when you're a demigod. Rated T cuz I'm awesome:)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Piper M., Jason G.
Cold As Ice by Artemis' Silver Crown reviews
This is the first time I ever tell somebody my story. About my life with mortals, immortals, demigods and my life with a traitor. I know, I'm not a special demigod. I'm like everyone else. But if you listen close maybe you'll find the things that we have in common...This is the story of my life and my death.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,596 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Connor S.
Percy Jackson & The Lost Goddess by Huntress Of The Sea reviews
Set after PJO and HoO. The giants are defeated. Once again Gaea is sleeping. Percy Jackson has finally finished high school. The Greeks and Romans have reached a truce. Everyone is expecting peace. Until the arrival of a mysterious girl brings confusion. She's special, different, oddly talented - and powerful. Huge secrets are threatened by her. Ones the gods have kept for years.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 91,375 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Percy J., OC
November Witch by samuraistar reviews
Sometimes the Moon chooses Guardians; other times he chooses Companions. Rated T for attempted suicide. Additionally rated NSFTF, Not Suitable For Twilight Fans! ;)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,452 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Jack Frost, OC
Perseus Jackson And The Forethought Five by RM-JG-TE Fanfiction reviews
Left alone, hunted, at was the life of Perseus Jackson before he was found by the Titan Prometheus and the Goddess Hestia. Adopted by the Titan, how will Percy fulfill the prophecy, along with the Forethought Five he begins his adventure to save Olympus but most importantly, his new family, even if it kills him. Story is complete, sequel is up! Don't hesitate to review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 164,395 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Percy J., Zoë N. - Complete
Hunter and the hunted by Reverse Flash reviews
Natsumi is a cautious girl because she is not only the child of the yellow flash but the vessel for the nine tailed demon fox as well. She likes to stay disguised but her perverted sensei may just be able to pull the love of his life out of his loud mouth student. Though it may be more challenging than it sounds. Fem!NarutoxKakashi. I'm not good with summaries, sorry.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,827 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Percy Jackson and Facebook by the balcony nico reviews
This is a Facebook version of the continued adventure of Percy Jackson! COMPLETE.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,493 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Complete
Naruto: The Second Sage by zapisthename reviews
Due to a civilian mob attacking him, and learning some secrets about himself, Naruto opens the seal, thus being visited by his father, who tells him that he has a lot of things to do and a big name to live up to. The Sage Of Six Paths. Separate, and detailed summary inside.Rinnegan!Naruto, Godlike!Naruto, NO HAREM, M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,660 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Naruto U.
Children of the Big Three by KatieElizabethGrace reviews
'It was a cool summer night in New York. The the waiting room of the maternity ward echoed with the pacing of three ordinary-looking black-haired men. One had electric blue eyes. The other had deep sea-green eyes and the third had eyes as black as night...' Percy, Thalia and Nico's mothers have died, now they're being raised on Olympus. Percabeth later on.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,860 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Who is Percy Jackson? by imnotgoodwithusernames1234 reviews
A reckless idiot or a hero and savior? People have been giving Jason conflicting answers to his question so he decides to find out for himself, just who is Percy Jackson. Now doing more characters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,031 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Percy J., Piper M., Jason G., Leo V.
Unexpected by Kat721 reviews
When she was four the orphanage kicked her out and into the streets. One month later Jiraya stops in the village and decides to take her with him. He takes the child to Tsunade and they end up raising her togther. Find out what happens when Konoha is looking for a new hokage to carve onto their mountain. SasuFemNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,216 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/8/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Itachi U.
Percy, I shrunk the Gods by Donakiko reviews
"Okay, so let me get this straight. You messed around with ancient FORBIDDEN Greek magic and have turned the most powerful beings in existence into BABIES!" One mishap leads to a chain of trouble as Nico's accident with Hecate's magic turns the immortal Gods into moody toddlers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,919 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012
The Flames of Hestia by the-rest-of-our-yesterdays reviews
Percy is cheated on by Annabeth, joined by his friends he creates "The Flames of Hestia" a group loyal to Hestia
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Percy J., Hestia
Prison Love by ChildOfWisdom reviews
Annabeth is a Prison Guard. Fearless, tough, and has no emotions. She is relocated to a maximum-security prison where she meets someone from her past...and that someone is Percy Jackson. Now, she has to break him out of a prison, fly to Russia with long lost friends, to save one man who had been thought dead for years. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 42 - Words: 64,182 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Badass Percy by TTayTGER reviews
Things are going well as they usually do in camp. That is until a quest changes Percy. Percy likes his new "look" and so does Thalia. But with three new demi-gods, will their interference end well with the others. Completed. Please read and review
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,905 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
Beauty by DAUGHTER.OF.APHRODITE01 reviews
About a girl named Amour. She lost her brother at a younge age. Now read to find out more. Chapter 9- very important authors note.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,160 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Leo V.
Stranded by GoGreen43 reviews
Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, Grover, Nico, and Juniper are all Stranded on a island after being the only survivors on a plane crash. They have to put aside differences. Figure out how to stop a scary looking creature. And most of all: Survive. All Human
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,258 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Pureblood Princess by TeamElijahnKlaus reviews
Helen Beaufleur is a new student at Hogwarts and younger sister of the Gryfindor quidditch captain but she is determined to be her own person, and when Draco Malfoy comes along he provides the perfect opportunity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 36,237 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - OC, Draco M.
Perseus: Master of the Elements by Zapperian reviews
AU. Returning from a rescue mission, Perseus Jackson found his own girlfriend cheating on him while he was away. His image ruined by others, he was deserted by all except his closest of friends. Percy has left camp to accept an offer from a strange being. The offer? To become more powerful than he had ever dreamed of; to become Master of the Elements. Percy/Piper
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,444 - Reviews: 1796 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - [Percy J., Piper M.] Annabeth C., Aphrodite
Goode's star has a girlfriend by inspiretoinspire reviews
Percy Jackson the most popular guy in school who has been breaking girls hearts in millions has a girlfriend? This is how the school meets Annabeth chase. How will the girls take the news that Percy Jackson is taken! How will Annabeth react when she sees girls flirting with Percy! How will the Percy's friends react! What happen when some other familiar faces come into the picture?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Son of the Universe by Achelois Rising reviews
Percy, at the arrival of Jayden, is shunned and forgotten. When Percy is disowned by Poseidon and is exiled from Camp, he meets Chaos, the creator of the Universe who claims to be his father and is once again, sent to school...good luck Percy! UP FOR ADOPTION
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,009 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Percy J., Zoë N.
Warriors of Ouranos by PinkSakuraFlower1 reviews
Percy is about to propose to the girl he loves, but to be caught making out with his own brother. Percy breaks up with her and runs away from Camp. About to die, he becomes a Warrior of Ouranus, and falls in love with a girl. When they meet, will Percy choose Annabeth who wants him back? or the girl who's listens to his tears and loves him for who he is? Also saving the world?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 50,245 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Being Normal by percabeth1212 reviews
Annabeth Chase, the famous celebrity from London, wants a chance to lead a normal life -at least a day when no one is telling her what to do or who to be. Granted two months in America, she meets someone named Percy, who she can't decide her feelings for. Does freedom really cover what she wants, or is it something completely out of the circle?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 75,491 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Why? by NeverEndingImagination1210 reviews
This story is my first ever fanfic.give it a chance.A Sanubis fic. Sadie makes a choice that can last forever or just a lifetime. its rated T cause I'm not sure about some of the stuff that is in here it's not bad but I don't think 5 yr olds can read it
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,105 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Sadie K., Anubis
Jack Frost and the Angel by Kat-the-perfectionist reviews
Jack Frost befriends a girl one winter day, and little does he know that their future is full of adventure, fear, and a growing love for one another. JFXR
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,510 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Jack Frost
Now or Never by FairyWhisper reviews
Jack Frost never thought much about his powers individually, but when the wind leaves him one night he learns one very important lesson: buildings are quite solid. On top of that, Pitch has a friend and children are falling into strange comas. This was not how Jack wanted to start his winter fun. Post movie. Jack/OC.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 112,408 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Jack Frost
Perlia rocks by Demititan28 reviews
Percy is heartbroken by Annabeth, so Thalia comforts him! he is then thrown onto a quest. He discovers love for Thalia but the camp betrays him! So eventually Percy gains new abilities and becomes guardian of the hunt! I swear I must have been high when I wrote the last chapter of this.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,266 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - [Percy J., Thalia G.] - Complete
Change of Heart by Quirkista reviews
Clarisse falls for Percy, in a typical Clarisse way, and vice versa. Read their cross country adventures. Annabeth is acting like a psycho. Clarisse tries to hide their relationship, from Ares. The trials and tribulations. Being a demi god is hard, but someone has to do it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,058 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Clarisse R., Percy J.
The Catalyst by Kisuke17Night reviews
Ed doesnt trade his alchemy but his life. But he doesnt die either no he ends up falling from the sky and landing on a 17 year old Itachi who was gearing up to fight Kakashi. I WILL BE REWRITING THIS STARTING FROM CHAPTER ONE AND THEN UPDATING NEW CHAPTERS WHEN I CATCH UP
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,326 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Itachi U., Edward E.
Persona by The Other One 7721 reviews
After using too much chakra Naruto finds himself in a hospital. This wouldn't be a problem, except no one knows who he is! Lying to avoid suspicion, Naruto tries to figure out what's going on. Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,772 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Lives in Secret by percabeth12141711 reviews
Percy is prince of District 2. Annabeth is princess of District 4. They are both forced into hiding and they meet when Annabeth hits Percy with a horse. Neither of them know each others identity. What happens? Do they ever go back to their own districts? Sorry for the bad title and summary. I'm kinda new at this...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 10,573 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Camp Fanfiction by SonofApollo42 reviews
This is a story about Adventures of the children of our fanfiction made profile gods. *On Hiatus*
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,483 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 9/26/2011
Conquest of Paradise by Felicity Dream reviews
The gods offered Percy godhood. He said no. They don't accept that. How will Percy deal with not only having immortality being forced on him, but becoming essentially the gods' plaything? Or so it seems. Because he has more power over them than he realizes, and he can send Heaven and Earth down to its knees single-handedly. Polympians.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,605 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Percy J.
For the Love of Slytherin by AlltheRightMoves16 reviews
Eventual Draco/OC romance, I'm starting at the very beginning :). My OC will most likely be taking the place of Hermione (but Hermione will still be there just not as important), to all those 'Mione lovers out there, Sorry! Only way to find out if you like it is to read it! :) HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,426 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - [Draco M., OC] Harry P.
For The Kids by Miki Mechetta reviews
(High School AU) When four friends are forced to ask the school loner, Jack Frost, to help them with this year's Christmas benefit none of them think he's going to agree, but he does. Things are about to get interesting and they're going to discover that there's more to Jack than meets the eye.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 73,769 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Tooth - Complete
Percy Jackson The Guardian? by daughterofthehunt reviews
When Pitch Black starts getting stronger and starts gaining more power, the Man in the Moon chooses someone with even more strength and power to help the guardians defiet him once and for all. But how will Percy Jackson react when he is taken to a place he'd stopped believing in since he was seven? Full credit goes to DWA, William Joyce and R.R. T for violent sceens. Rewriting
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,838 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., OC, Jack Frost - Complete
Alchemic Wizard by g33kg1rl reviews
What if Ed was thrown into Harry Potter's world? As well as trying to find a way home, Ed is given charge of being Harry's shadow to protect him. and what if a few friends accidently made it across the gateway as well? EdxWinry RxH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 244,261 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Harry P., Edward E.
Tell Me Why by HappyOwl reviews
Superstar Annabeth Chase visits her family in New York. Trying not to be recognized, she disguises. But when she falls over Percy Jackson, your typical New Yorker, she finds so good things. But the lie doesn't bring good things, and she may learn it in the most difficult way. AU/AH.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,901 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Dear FanFiction by Blondie B. Happy reviews
The characters of PJO write to FanFiction and its authors. It concerns slash, lemons, pairings, OTP's, Tumblr posts, Tweets, pop culture, current affairs, and the stories in general. Just for laughs and fun, no harm intended! Rated T for language, references, and a very sexy Leo.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 100 - Words: 12,030 - Reviews: 2894 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Leo V. - Complete
The Son Of Chaos by Achilles Brother reviews
percy Jackson Is a son of Chaos when he gets broken by annabeth his farther makes him a god and 100,000 years later kronus rises again will percy help...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Percy J., Cerberus
Half-Bloods of All Sorts by flabbergastedbaboom reviews
Percy, Annabeth, and Grover must travel to Hogwarts to protect Harry, Ron, and Hermione as Voldemort grows stronger. But, when Harry and co grow suspicious of the so called "exchange students", can Percy, Annabeth, and Grover keep their true identities a secret? And what happens when Hades discovers that Tom Riddle has been avoiding death? Nico perhaps? Rated T just in case
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 62,027 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Olympic Toddlers by th3craft3r reviews
A spell gone wrong and pandemonium ensues. They are not your average babies. Rated T just to be sure :))) Plus a bunch of weird characters dropping in from time to time. ;)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,316 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
All's Fair In Love And War by V.Evergreen reviews
Random oneshots taken from any and all characters lives. First chapter- Leo's confusion when he first sees Percy and Annabeth together, Last chapter- it's a poor resting place, but it's all that she has now.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,511 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
A Sadie and Anput Conspiracy by AnimeGirlKairi reviews
...The REAL God of Death has finally returned to his throne, a very good friend and loved one sacrificed, the truth is revealed of Anubis, and most of all...a dangerous war has erupted between the Gods because of it...will the Brooklyn house be able to take it? Rated M for swearing, bloody, and EXTREMELY gory scenes that WILL come up. DISCONTINUED
Kane Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,293 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Carter K., Sadie K., Anubis - Complete
Wands, Fangs and a Whole Lot of Love by Shayla Carters reviews
Shaylianna is not human. She hates what she is. For years Dumbeldor has been chasing her to teach his students about her kind. VAMPIRES. But who could predict that the distant vamp could fall for one of her students. And fall hard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,574 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Draco M., OC
The New Kids by Foehammer123 reviews
Percy, Thalia, and Nico have left behind their old lives to live in a quiet town called White Chapel. Little did they know that this town has a dark past. Will they help their new friends when the time comes? Percy X Sarah
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,604 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Percy J., Sarah
A New Commander by Foehammer123 reviews
Perseus Jackson leaves after the death of Annabeth Chase and being replaced by a stuck up son of Poseidon. He joins Lady Chaos and defeats the biggest threat known to the Galaxy. The Reapers. After thirty years, the Reapers return for vengeance and they are teaming up with rouge Geth, Gaea, Titans, and Giants. How will Percy handle this? Perlia in this fanfiction
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Percy J.
Percy Jackson and The Kanes (being moved) by Percabeth122 reviews
This story is going to be moved to Wattpad
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 32,966 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012
rise of the shinron by calypso.felicity reviews
this is a dark naruto fic. we many times see naruto doing anything for the village even though they don't give a shit about him. so i am going to make him strong but also smart not the moron from the original story. R&R. enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,218 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Son of Chaos Book two: Underworld Secrets by kevin1984 reviews
This is the follow on from Son of Chaos book one. Percy and Thalia return to camp half blood only for Hades to summon them to the underworld. he has a great secret that could be used in Percy quest to destroy Olympus. Just what is this secret. You will have to read to find out. Percy/Thalia Will touch on Sea Of Monster.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,381 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
The Child Behind Golden Eyes by vixxster2492 reviews
FullMetal Alchemist (based on the manga but will have aspects of both animes)Set in Order of the Phoenix for Harry Potter, Chapter 4. T for swearing (tbh, Ed swears a lot...)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Harry P., Dolores U., Edward E.
When Its Just Us by syrenia123destiny reviews
Robin buys Zatanna a ring and plays a little game with her, innocent childish play with your best friend. Until the paparazzi gets involved that is. Zatanna is now known to be the one who stole the heart-breakers heart, specifically, his fiancee and future bride. / Robin mentally facepalmed. They had forgotten where they were. Again. God, no wonder they got into so much trouble.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,653 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Zatanna Z., Richard G./Robin
Why You Should NEVER Leave Daphne Home Alone by Laylaenchantix101 reviews
With Granny Relda and some of the family in London, Veronica and Henry in New York with Basil, Daphne and Red are supposed to be watched by Snow...so what happens when she cancels? Why, just root beer, burglars, sausage, and more. Chaos guaranteed. COMPLETE.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,970 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Daphne G. - Complete
The Other Side by melbie reviews
AU - Artemis is a member of the Shadows and has been taken hostage by the Team. How will she react when they want to make her join the good guys? Spitfire, Roy/Cheshire.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,009 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis, Wally W./Kid Flash
The Olympus Kids by kshadow reviews
After their mothers die, Percy Jackson and Thalia Grace are taken to be raised on Olympus, as suggested by Hestia.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,410 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Bianca A., Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
The Undercover Demigods by owlcity2013 reviews
Percy, Thalia, Nico, and Annabeth are off on yet another quest. Voldemort- the wizard who has cheated death- is creating chaos over in the wizard world, and Dumbledore has called on his old friend Chiron for reinforcements and maybe save some lives in the process. Normal pairings. During HBP, no HoO or Romans. Originally named, "Demigods and Wizards Do Not Go Well Together". R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,711 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
Golden Guardian by SkelJackal reviews
A stranger finds a kid freezing in a park and takes him in for a day but the kid became attached to him. Unwillingly, he became the guardian. What if the said guardian is Kronos? Tired of his life and just mainly everything, the former Titan left his world for the mortals only to pick up trouble he doesn't how to take care of. Who knew a 5 year old kid would be the death of him?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,845 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Kronos
Back to School by An aWesome Sea Maiden reviews
The Big Three are arguing ... their sisters are finally fed up with all the fighting. Turned them into TEENAGERS! Can they handle their...situation in Goode High School? Will anyone be able to help them get along? Their Children Perhaps? School Teachers Classmates and Demigods...something is bound to go wrong. Complete. Sequel: Back to Goode is up
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 58,575 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hades, Poseidon, Zeus - Complete
The Return by JennyMaggieB reviews
Maddy and Rhydian cannot believe the pain they still feel due to losing each other six months ago, and they both blame themselves for the other's pain, will they ever be the same again? i am really bad at summaries but i worked really hard on this (my first ever fanfic) so please let me know what you think! I'd really appreciate constructive criticism x
Wolfblood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,731 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013
10 Halloween Tales From Camp Half-Blood by Sucktastic Valdez reviews
Percy, Annabeth, Grover, Jason and Nico sit around an open fire and tell scary stories on Halloween night. 5 stories to chill the spine: The Curse of Arachne, Can't Eat Meat, The Lost Legion, Poseidon's Bounty and The Hades Express. Let the horrors (and fun) begin! October 2013 Expansion: Read tales from Piper, Leo, Frank, Thalia and Hazel!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,783 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Death and Riches by Faultystars1357 reviews
He was death and she was riches. Nico understood the curses of Hades. He understand death, and he understood riches. He didn't understand why. Why? Why couldn't he be happy, for once? Why was he death? And why was she riches? One-shots.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Nico A., Hazel L. - Complete
Noriko: Tails of a Fox by Aljan Moonfire reviews
The shinobi of the Elemental Nations knew that having power was dangerous - dangerous for your enemies, at least. Some even acknowledged that it could be dangerous for yourself and for your village as well. But having power was a good thing, right? They didn't know that it could be painful too. Uzumaki Noriko would teach them that lesson. Rewrite of Noriko:TB. Rated M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,042 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Itachi U., Naruko U.
Dumb Ways to Die by Bookworm1756 reviews
Okay, so this is how it works: for every dumb way to die in the song, I create a scenario for the characters to act out in this wonderful PJatO universe. So, 'Set Fire to Your Hair' would be an obvious example starring Leo Valdez. One chapter per day, every day until the House of Hades. Let's do this!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,424 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Complete
Boy of Frost, Girl of Guardians by Aku-hai reviews
Jack Frost thought that all he'd ever need was the friendship of the children who believed in him. The Easter Bunny, Santa, Sandman, and the Tooth Fairy thought that the Guardians were the only heroes needed to protect the ones that needed protecting. But, the Man in the Moon never plays things to the way you expect . . . . .
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 59,477 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
The Son of Vesta by Pluto's Daughter 11 reviews
Percy Jackson was made from the hearth, Vesta and Neptune had to keep him a secret so they sent him away to keep him safe. Convinced he was abandoned the demigod strays farther and farther from the orphanage, only to meet a silver eyed goddess. COMPLETE! In the process of being edited. Sequel is out.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,912 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Percy J., Zoë N. - Complete
The Window by behager reviews
Samantha, or as she like to be called, Sam, always dreamnt of having an adventure of her own. As a child her favorite book was Peter Pan, and like him she wanted to live his adventures, with pirates, mermaids, the lost boys and pixies. But now, at the age of 17, all that's left of that is her habit of letting her window open. "Be careful what you wish for."
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 57,533 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Captain Hook, Peter Pan, Mr. Smee, Tinkerbell - Complete
The Daughter Of New And Of The Owl by Faith and Destiny reviews
What happens when a girl finds out she's half-blood? Then finds out that her parents aren't even her real parents and that her real parents consist of the newest god and his immortal wife? What about her friends? Will being friends with one particular person ruin her friendship with her current friends? Friendship, trust, and courage are some of the few things that will be tested.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,691 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Wolfblood-Jealous by ChocolateMurder24 reviews
Tom is becoming really eager to find out why Maddy's laughing more with Rhydian, than she ever had with him. Shannon realizes something's going on, what happens now? This strikes an argument between them both, who will win and who will remain brokenhearted? Chapters upon chapters of pure feels. R&R.
Wolfblood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,684 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013
Percy Jackson and the Assassin of Chaos by gemrocks reviews
Percy gets home from a quest and finds something that Annabeth does to him, horrifying.Perlia. Rewritten chapter 7 is up! Rated T for mild cussing, violence, and romance. R and R Read and Review Please! An angst, hurt/comfort,romance, and adventure.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,904 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Percy J., Thalia G.
child of dark prophecy by Ilovebashing reviews
naruto is not the uzumaki. but he is still namikaze. he is considered orphan while his family is alive. he will find out the truth of his origin. and he will fulfill the prophecy. the prophecy of a child which will decide the fate of world. konoha bashing, hokage bashing. council bashing,jiraiya bashing. powerful naruto. godlike naruto. Sharingan naruto. dark/naruto.harem,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,028 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - [Hinata H., Mikoto U., Kushina U., Naruto U.]
The Butterfly Effect by psiten reviews
Uchiha Itachi was sure life couldn't get any better than going out for ice cream with his baby brother. Then, Naruto happened. Alternate Ninja-verse. Rating may go up to T as characters age.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,190 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Kisses Like Summer Rain by thnkxfrthmmrs reviews
All Annabeth wanted was to spend her summer relaxing and get over Luke. But when Thalia has to go to Oregon for a family reunion, she decides, like the great best friend she is, to drag Annabeth along. She's determined to hate it but it's hard when she gets closer to Thalia's gorgeous (older) cousin. T plus.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,357 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Pain of the Past by PercyJacksonfan4life reviews
Many, many years ago Artemis had a great friend. One who understood her and shared the same interests. But what happened to her friend? He is no longer there but you will find out how they met and what happened in the end.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,116 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Percy J., Artemis
Peter Pan: The Return of Wendy by C.T. LaTosh reviews
After Peter Pan returns Wendy back to her London home, he leaves as a hollow shell of his former self. Neverland is not the same when he returns, and it's Peter's fault. As his spirits diminish, so does the island. Now, he must get Wendy back or else Neverland could disappear forever.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,770 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Peter P., Wendy D.
Percy Annoys People by NinjaPants999 reviews
Percy finds a book called "Ways to Annoy People". And Percy (being the Seaweed Brain he is) decided that people need to loosen up. Image belongs to burdge-bug.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,849 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Percy J.
Wonderwomen by Ultimate Queen of Cliffies reviews
"Come with me. Think of what we can do, together!" Glinda hesitated only a moment before jumping on the broom with Elphaba. "Alright, go!" What if Glinda went with Elphaba that fateful day? Together they're the greatest team there's ever been... too bad that their past can't seem to leave them alone. Fiyeraba, NOT Gelphie. AU.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,532 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] [Glinda U., OC] - Complete
What you've been missing by darknatsu28 reviews
What If Percy went missing a week after the Second Titan war what will happen? Read to find out Percy X Artemis
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,665 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Percy J., Artemis - Complete
Finding Home by Holly Chase reviews
Thalia's running from her past. Luke's running from his future. Annabeth's running for a better life. And somewhere on the way, the fates bring them together. From scared kids to streetwise teens - these demigods aren't going to take life lying down.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,085 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Annabeth C., Luke C., Thalia G.
A Hunter's Lament by Thorakis God of Fate and Chaos reviews
The wars were over and Percy was suppose to have a peaceful life and a future with Annabeth. But after the lost of his first love, Percy disappears for two years only to come back as an Assassin, a warrior trained by Chaos to fight against a foe far more ancient than Gaea herself. Teaming up with Artemis and her Hunters, Percy looks for revenge to get peace from a life of war.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,169 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Artemis, Percy J.
A Field Trip They Will Never Forget by Thalia Rose1 reviews
some campers are going on field trip. Where? HOGWARTS!And love is in the air. T for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Hermione G., Annabeth C.
Like a single grain of sand by debra.colvin reviews
He eyes the thin shivering form of a pale long haired boy dressed in a ragged pair of breaches, and he carefully notes at the many tiny, round intricate tattoos that vaguely remind him of seals. "We found him this way, Kazekage."
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,158 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012
Wands of Alchemy by Kame-tan reviews
Ed is sent to Hogwarts to help the DADA teacher purge the school of "rebellious" students and teachers; however, can Ed stay true to his mission or will he end up on the side of the people he is supposed to be arresting? T rating.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,325 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 5/15/2009
Remorse by AniHanki reviews
After two years since they disappeared and Chaos found them, the Olympians accidentally revealed the Norse gods and triggered Kronos and Gaea. How will they save the world? Chaos is bringing help, but even with his help, will they win? Is Chaos even...helping at all? EDITING NO SEQUEL
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,186 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Fire by Fae Faythe reviews
For her entire life, she's tried to remain unseen. All she wants is to do her job: Keep Jack safe. But when Jack Frost goes missing, she's got to break her unnoticed streak to find him. But who is she, and why does she care so much for Jack Frost?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,613 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Jack Frost
Dirty Little Secret by Echo1317 reviews
Just because she has his blood doesn't mean she has to be like him- right? Erin Riddle has a dirty little secret, and she can't help but think that it might just be the death of her, and the people she loves most. Draco/OC, further explanation inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 137,674 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Draco M., Blaise Z., OC - Complete
Child Of Time by Living Hades reviews
The Percy Jackson you thought you knew is now an immortal child of Rhea and Kronos. War is stirring with the younger gods and the Elders. Percy must make one of the hardest decisions of his immortal life. With him in the war how will this change everything? Now Under Revision by his awesome Beta, Kyoki Kodoku. With love, please read an review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,306 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Percy J., Hestia
Breakout by artemis1239 reviews
When Jason cheated on me he also broke me but im ok with it...not! I became a singer but Jason is ruining that for me too they caught up to me and if i dont stop them im doomed i just cant let them know that i Taylor Gomez was once Piper Mclean. 'Cause Piper Mclean is no longer available
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,509 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Piper M.
Welcome to Ferryport Landing by Lovetheday reviews
Henry and his family find themselves in another world similar to their own Storybrooke, one Ferryport Landing, and can't cross the border! Now they need to find their way home.
Crossover - Sisters Grimm & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/14/2013
A Frosty Season by Crimsonwings92 reviews
A/U: Jack Frost snatches a girl out of an icy lake after she saves a child from falling through the thin ice, his immediate infatuation with her blooming like a summer flower in the dead of winter. He cherishes and looks forward to every day that he gets to spend with her because he doesn't know if he'll ever get another chance to do so again. HumanJackxOC
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 97,751 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Jack Frost
Bigger Than This by PiperElizabethMcLean reviews
Annabeth, the most successful seventeen year old actress on the face of this earth is forced to move in with her father, who lives deep in the south. She meets a certain farmer's son who will show her what it's like to work for what you have. Will she be able to get away from her movie star boyfriend and finally get rid of the celeb attitude? Rated T for teenage situations, AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 87,072 - Reviews: 2330 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Olympians In The Mortal World? by StephLopez reviews
What would it be like if the Olympians visited Earth? Very funny & this is my first time doing something like this but plz read & review!Ideas are appreaciated! Better than it sounds!Rated T for later chapters! Now an actual story!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,722 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Hermes, Apollo - Complete
Percy Jackson goes Hogwarts by life is struggle reviews
Crossover story. Percy, Annabeth, Thalia and Nico set off on a quest to protect Harry from Voldemort. In order to do so, they act as wizards in Hogwarts. Percabeth, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione. Rated T just to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,723 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
Motorcycle Girl by DelilahAspen reviews
All she heard was him shouting, "Have fun out there Motorcycle Girl!" Jack/OC
Now You See Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,629 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Jack W., OC - Complete
Cherry Syndrome by ChikaMikk10 reviews
Strangers are a sign of change. And not always a bad one. Harry knew what this meant...Edward Elric was a change...a change to his newly aquired peace and life as he knew it. Yet another chaotic school year was about to begin. HpFma AnbuPair sequel RoyEd
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,726 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Edward E.
Goode High School for Insane Youths by JuicyFruity39 reviews
After stabbing her stepmother, Annabeth Chase is sent to Goode High School for Insane Youths. On her journey to 'reform' herself, she meets friends like Grover Underwood, Nico Di Angelo, Luke Castellan and strange raven haired, sea green eyed boy named Percy who has a dark secret. Rated T for swearing, alcoholism and abuse.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,205 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Love the Babysitter by HappyOwl reviews
Annabeth Chase needs money and Sally Jackson needs a babysitter to look after her two young children, Polly and Tyson. So Sally hires Annabeth. But what happens when Percy Jackson, the eldest son, meets Annabeth? Percabeth, Thalico, and more!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,809 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Light by NewWings reviews
Naruko lives in darkness. She is hated by the villagers, ignored by her father, and has the kyuubi sealed inside of her. Her world has always been dark. And yet she smiles brighter than the sun because if you live in a world without light, make your own, and watch as it slowly lights up the rest of your world. AU. Final FemNaru pairing decided, but secret.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,905 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Naruko U.
From the past by ChildOfWisdom reviews
Annabeth is a girl who could see things more than normal. They call her the Ghost Whisperer. What happens if the next case she has to work on is more complicated than the others. Who is the mysterious Green-eyed ghost? What is happening in Apartment 16C?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,094 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
For the Gods by KeepMovingForward reviews
Voldemort managed to anger the Gods. Revenge? Oh yes. The Gods personally issue a quest for the children of The Big Three, along with Annabeth, Leo, and Piper. The quest? Help destroy Voldemort and win the war. Advice? Kick some ass. Will the Golden Trio feel threatened by these new students, who seem to be more talented than they are? Can they help the Golden Trio win the war?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,359 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
House of HalfBloods by Teenaged Author reviews
What if Percy was chosen to be an exchange student from Goode High School and had to go to an exclusive boarding school with Sibuna. Coincidentally, placed into Anubis House as well. Read and find out! Please, Read and Review! Flames are accepted!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,977 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Nina M., Fabian R.] - Complete
Moon Dancers by HydraDrawer reviews
Naru Uzumaki doesn't believe in fate. However, after a accidental midnight meeting, perhaps, just this one time, it actually was fate that they met. / Neji Hyuuga hates the main family of his clan. His life is repetitive. That is, until he meets Naru Uzumaki under the full moon. And fell for her. Things are definitely changing.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,761 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Naruko U., Neji H.
The Big Three and the Sea of Monsters by luvWrites reviews
The gods and the big three children both Roman and Greek along with some heroes from the past continue to read Percy's past and their future.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,122 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
Sabrina Gets on American Idol by Pearlfire reviews
What happens when Sabrina gets on american idol? How will the family react? Will this be the perfect time for Sabrina and Puck to tell each other how they feel? Puckabrina!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013
The Sadness Of Mistakes by RavenTempestShadowhunter reviews
Nico di Angelo is almost the most popular boy in eleventh grade at Goode High School. Thalia Grace hangs back in the shadows and lashes out at anyone who tries to come close to her. He knows she's hiding something. She just wants to be left alone. What happens when he starts getting closer to her? High School AU, Thalico, Percabeth. Rated for depressing themes in later chapters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,956 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - [Nico A., Thalia G.] [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
The Bizarre Life And Times of Robin Goodfellow by Leslie Ann K reviews
He had an unhealthy obsession with music. She didn't know who James Taylor was. He was a cynic. She'd had her fair share of disappointments, too. He was magic. She didn't have clue. And one day, they met. Sabrina/Puck, Puck POV. A top five in elligoat's BEST OF SISTERS GRIMM 2012 contest!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,207 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Puck, Sabrina G.
I am the daughter of chaos by TheChallenger14 reviews
Read and Review! :p
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,934 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Anubis
Kitsune's Disciple: Beast Summoner Naruto by stormwolf3710 reviews
The fox decides to train naruto how to be a beast summoner. A ninja who relies on summons to help them in battle. pairings to be decided proably narutoxsakura, narutoxino, or both. discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,050 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Goode High and Demigods by daughterofhorses reviews
Annabeth and Percy are gong to the same school and they don't know it. They are joined by the rest of the gang. Everything is going great until Percy runs into an old foe. With a new prophecy they leave to fix an old fude and save the gods. This story begins at school but doesn't remain there. There is a contest for a new name. My most popular story by far.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 14,530 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Undercover Spy by MoonPrincess623 reviews
Part 1 of the SPY TRILOGY. Naruto Uzumaki is Kitsune, ANBU Captain. Her new mission: b/c a Gennin for the upcoming Chuunin Exam. Watch the emotional struggle of a tool wanting to break free. FULL SUMMERY INSIDE--femNARU-GAARA COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,749 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Soldier by davis32 reviews
AU. Annabeth Chase and Percy Jackson meet while running in Central Park, neither of them expceted to end up falling in love. I do not own anything.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,361 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Quiet Storm by percyjacksonfan16 reviews
Percy's been on the run for so long, he can barely remember why. Along his long journey, Percy meets Piper, a demanding child of Aphrodite, and a few of her friends. Together, this band of misfits must stand with the Olympians or against them.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Percy J., Piper M.
Found by Reading-is-4-life reviews
What if Nico and Thalia knew each other when they were kids? It is kind of an AU, but not really. This is my first story so read and review! I'm still not sure about the genre and the rating so it might change... And can someone help me choose the genre and the rating?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G.
The Palace by RoseGlow reviews
Eden Booth ends up in Neverland in search of her brother and his mysterious girlfriend. Neverland is ruled by a monarchy of six Princes and when she is forced to live in the Palace with them she sees Neverland in its true colours... (Please read and review, hopefully you'll like it)
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,819 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Captain Hook, Peter Pan - Complete
Iced Heart by iggyt14 reviews
Prologue to Frozen Spirit. "Do you ever wonder if the moon gets lonely?" She could've sworn the moon was smiling down on her as she sat in that hospital bed. But even that didn't stop the coughing fit that rose up in her throat. "I wonder if Jack Frost will actully visit this year?" Bad summary, sorry. JackXOC
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,924 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Jack Frost, OC - Complete
Lord Perseus and the Forbidden Love by SeaweedBrainLuva3 reviews
Percy and Annabeth just weren't meant to be. This devastation causes Percy to choose the life of an immortal. It seems Aphrodite has some interesting plans for Percy. Is forbidden love out of the question?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,607 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G., Artemis
Edward Elric at Hogwarts! Book 2 by Elvira Rayne reviews
What happens when Roy Mustang gets nonstop letters to Edward Elric about entering Hogwarts of Witchcraft and Wizardry? Edward Elric goes to Hogwarts! With the help of Edward, will the golden trio be able to figure out the Chamber of Secrets? And what about Alphonse and Winry? You guys will probably hate me for this but...::Hiatus::
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,003 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Harry P., Edward E.
High School with a Twist by StellaHunterOfArtemis reviews
In this story, Annabeth, Percy, Thalia and Nico study at Goode High with each other, with the Gods joining them. Join them in a roller coaster of emotions, confusion and doubt.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,159 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Feelings by Parade of Confusion reviews
After Granny Relda has her last straw with Puck and Sabrina's never-ending conflicts, she forces them both to keep journals to help them express their feelings. Of course, chaos ensues. But, maybe Puck and Sabrina will realize their own feelings... PxS
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,045 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Sabrina G., Puck
Returning to him by Hikaru Uchida reviews
What if after getting caught by Madara, Kyuubi sends Naruto back? But what if he makes everything change, yet it gives Naruto a chance to set everything straight? Time-travel, ItaFemNaru AU/ARish HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,556 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 12/2/2010 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.]
Seasons of War by Khyron56 reviews
When Percy is murdered by a mysterious assassin, all of Olympus finds itself thrown into a war for the survival of not only themselves, but all life. But, how easy will that fight be when the enemy turns one of their best against them?... Extremely AU. Read at your own risk.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,758 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
On the Run by Lola Estheim reviews
Draco Malfoy is a Death Eater. He soon realizes that it's not all it's cracked up to be. When his world starts falling apart the new girl, Liana Blake, is there to pick the pieces up. The more he tries to push her away, the more he realizes that he can't stay away. Neither can deny that they're falling for each other. Will he escape the Dark Lord? Will he have to flee the country?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,738 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Draco M., OC - Complete
The Dark Lords Daughter by PantherPatronus reviews
Rodophlus dies in a raid, and Bellatrix turns to her Lord for comfort - just not the type of comfort he had in mind... Enter Callia Riddle. This fic is sort-of AU, and does have at least one slash pairing, though it will not be the main focus. I own nothing besides Callia and the plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 82,459 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Draco M., OC
Noriana Nature by Beccollie reviews
Noriana is the first and only daughter of Mother Nature. Every generation, the first daughter of one of the descendants of the original Mother Nature becomes a Guardian of Nature. This is how the movie would've gone with my character. Will a certain winter spirit fall in love with this wild child? What's her dark secret? And how is Pitch involved in it?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,153 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Big three family bonding by coolnerd18 reviews
Join The big three and their children on their 'bonding' vacation to Hershey Park and six flags! What will happen?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
The Son of Chaos: Nothing To Remember by Lil Mexican reviews
Sequel to The Son of Chaos. As he grew up he couldn't help but think that something seemed familiar. Everyone kept looking at him strangely. They were hesitant to approach him, nervous while talking to him. They seemed saddened, depressed even, by something he did. Question was what. Then one day, everything made perfect sense.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,651 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Percy J.
Trapped on the Solstice by totalStarkid reviews
The PJO gang are up on Mt. Olympus at the Winter Solstice when something goes wrong. All of a sudden a normal trip turns into a bunch of half-bloods trapped on the 600th floor of the Empire State Building with 14 supernatural beings. Hades and Hestia too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,602 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Twin Sisters of Chaos by Resatice reviews
Before the reign of the gods, Artemis was born. Not as a child of Zeus, but one of Chaos's twin daughters. Forced to leave her planet because of a war, Artemis goes to Earth to seek protection. What happens when she goes back to her first home? Co-authoring this with PurpleGoddess9. Flames are welcome because we love s'mores! Rated T for minor swearing. Pertemis in later chapters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,305 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Artemis, Percy J.
Sometimes, Drama's Actually A Good Thing by lovedoesn'thurt reviews
She loves to read about drama. A lot. Her brother says she doesn't have a social life. Unfortunately, he's right. When her brother locks her out of their cabin, she finds herself with the Son of Hades. Well...her brother wanted her to make friends, right?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,461 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Nico A. - Complete
A New Life is Goode by Olice reviews
Annabeth and Percy hate each other, they are both children at sunshine orphanage, an abusive orphanage. One night they escape and run away together, despite their differences. Follow their story as they cross the country, learn to live and attend Goode Highschool. Will they find love? Rated T for language and some dark themes. Please R&R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Youtube, Metube, and Percytube by bordeaux cookies reviews
It all started with Thalia posting a video of Annabeth on youtube singing one of Percy Jackson's songs - a teen celeb who's out to match that voice to a face. By chance, 'Peter' and Annabeth meet at 230-Fifth. But what'll happen from there? Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 82,391 - Reviews: 2015 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Perseus The Son of the Eternal One by Conrad2134 reviews
AU. He was the Primordial of Balance, the youngest and most powerful child of Mother Chaos. Sent to Earth as an infant for unknown reasons, he grew up and lived a life of complete solitude in the forest, quietly watching over all species of life. That was, until he was found by the goddess Artemis.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Percy J., Artemis
Gateway to magic by llothcat reviews
Harry Potter/FMA. Edward Elric knew one thing for sure, and that was that he was bored in a dull world. And finds a chance to go home..at a price.. Complete.- awesome fan comic of this story can be viewed@ abigeruazerashi dot deviantart dot com
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 249,657 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
The Flames of Chaos by blueper reviews
Progress for progress sake; doing things without a reason; some men just want to watch the world burn. All it takes is introducing a little anarchy, upsetting the established order and everything becomes chaos. Take away the hero of Olympus, introduce an agent of disorder, and watch the fire start. But can it be stopped before it takes on a life of its own? ADOPTED from Anonemuss14
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,170 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Percy J., Zoë N.
Heir to Chaos by Resatice reviews
What happens when Percy leaves camp because of his new sister? Find out when the one and only Chaos comes and saves Percy from his old life. My first story, constructive criticism would be nice. No flames please.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,185 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Percy J.
Son of Olympus by RoyPercy reviews
A year have passed since the The Giant war Percy was hoping for a better life but got betrayed by his friends and family after an incident he leaves CHB more like disappeared to live a safe life for his sister Selena but Gaea has something else planed for him before her slumber now as the world is in turmoil again fates have changed for better or worse…..
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,761 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Percy J., Artemis
What An Excellent Plan by Tsume Yuki reviews
Naruto wasn't going to let this oppotunity go to waste, and what better way to change the future than to make sure Obito didn't fall in love with Rin? It would have worked too, had he not fallen for her instead. Female Naruto FemNaru eventual NarutoxObito time-travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,176 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 1,999 - Follows: 2,224 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - [Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi] Kyuubi/Kurama
The Big Three by Percy Son of Neptune reviews
Percy Thalia and Nico started a band at the end of their freshman year. It became one of the biggest in the world. Fighting to keep their identities a secret, they manage to succeed at convincing their friends they're normal teenagers, but only until junior year. When a new girl transfers to Goode High, everything, including their secret, is bound to be revealed.Full summary inside
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,654 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Noriko: The Beginning by Aljan Moonfire reviews
When Noriko was about to die she met the Kyuubi. To anyone who reads Naruto fics this isn't much of a surprise; but perhaps the question the fox asks her is... Features a kick ass female Naruto - obviously AU and OOC. Now being rewriten and posted as Noriko: Tails of a Fox.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,646 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Itachi U., Naruko U. - Complete
Fire and Jewels by The Death Of Sunshine reviews
when Leo and Hazel met, their connection is intent, but Hazel is dating Frank. Rachel helps them hide their love from the others but what happens when everyone finds out after Frank starts acting different? With a prophesy of secrets hanging over their heads, their love is put to the test. This story is to tie with my Rachel/Octavian story "Green Mist and Teddybears". R&R Thanks!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,559 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Leo V., Hazel L. - Complete
Cinderella Story by SaphireDragon15 reviews
Puck and Sabrina are sucked into the Cinderella story!What do they have to do to escape? Will they ever escape? Rated T for reasons not known to man only monkey and some dolphins. I am saying this once DISCLAIMER: I dont own Sisters Grimm/ Characters Santa wont give them to me! But I do own this storys plot and Talia the rest is Michel-Buckley and Disney. SEQUEL OUT NOW! §
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,133 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Fablehaven reads Fablehaven by 1238904756 reviews
Stan Sorenson recieves a copy of each of the five Fablehaven books and the characters from the books read them. Spoiler warning, obviously.
Fablehaven - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,245 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 5/12/2012
Facebook for CHB by Livestolove reviews
Camp half blood and the olympians on facebook is always funny
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 7/16/2011
Team Dropout by sublimerocker reviews
Sakura's parents are killed in the Kyuubi attack. She is sent to the Orphanage along with Naruto. Forced together at a much earlier age, their personalites and abilites change. How will Naruto, Sakura, and Shikamaru fair as the "dropout" team? NaruSaku,AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,519 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
It's the year 1835! by MELUVBOOKS reviews
Sabrina Grimm is stuck in the old times with Puck who's actually royalty now. How will this work out well for anyone? Especially in a time where woman are suppressed and Sabrina Grimm's Sabrina Grimm
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,321 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Sabrina G., Daphne G.
Rin Okumura and the Triwizard Tournament by Kyritus Snow reviews
Voldemort kept his soul stable by taming a dangerous demon, Rin and Yukio attend Hogwarts to try to track down the demon and eradicate it. But the Triwizard tournament is taking place and Rin ends up being chosen as contestant causing a lot more problems for the brothers then was ever expected.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,266 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Rin O.
Something about her by Valdez3241 reviews
(Percy POV) "Just when I thought my head was about to explode, suddenly everything stopped. All that fear was suddenly gone. I couldn't feel it anymore. But there was only one feeling I could seem to notice. It was her lips brushing against mine. I knew she felt it too; it was like there was a connection between us." (x Perlia x) please read you might like it!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,477 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Percy J., Thalia G.
Blue fire is all I need by LoviROMA17 reviews
When Rin and Yukio get dragged in some kind of magic school under Mephistos orders they didn t expect to be facing dragons, mearpeople, mazes that trie to kill you and some stupid snake faced bastard tht claims he s the son of Satan. Contains spoilers
Crossover - Harry Potter & Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Rin O.
Watching the Movie by helotastic reviews
Because Annabeth is an effing BLOND, Grover is white, and the whole thing was a lame excuse for a movie. The campers and gods have seen and hated the Lightning Thief movie. But while demigods can defeat an evil titan lord, no sweat, what will happen when their quest faces Hollywood, the paparazzi, and enough legal copyright issues to make even a lawyer have a nervous breakdown?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
15 Things You Didn't Know by LittleKisses reviews
15 things you didn't know about some of our favorite PJO characters! My first story...There are one or two curses in there so don't read if you don't like cursing. No flames please!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012
Our Families Are What! by justafandomfangirl reviews
What will happen when the mortal and immortal families of our Camp Half-Blood counselors combine? Mortal Families come and spend a summer with some of our favorite demigod heros! Percabeth, Thalico (a little), Tratie, and others. Rated T cause i am a paranoid PJO freak! Alos some other genres...family, friendship, hurt/comfort.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,621 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Ticking Clock: A Modern Tale of Pan by Tag-chan reviews
Some would say Rena Darling grew up too fast. Left at an orphanage when she was a baby, she was a deprived of a normal childhood. But when she meets a young male who refuses to grow up things change. Can he teach her to let go of her fears and have fun?
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,730 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Peter Pan
Secrets and Pain collide by ChildrenOfTheGreatGods reviews
Annabeth, known as the unbelievably ugly girl, over the summer has turned gorgeous. Percy Jackson, the Popular guy also known as an ass, is hiding a dark secret that is killing him inside. They are both in pain, but it will take each other to heal.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,754 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Unforeseen Heir by Viraqua reviews
An incident at birth leaves Naruto's real parents to believe he's dead until events start popping up that make it obvious he is more than he seems. Slow yet psychotic. Mokuton/Naruto, Naru/Ino/Tema/Ten. M for language, kinkyness, and gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,441 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Rin
The Hunter by Kur0Kishi reviews
A certain blonde that isn't very good with staying within the rules, a wild card; the Joker. A black haired swordsman that hides a checkered past and fears underneath his black cloak. A girl that is just looking for a way out of the prison named AINCRAD joins them on a journey with their lives in the balance. SAO, a reality that is defined by one's sword.
Crossover - Naruto & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 97,792 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Naruto U., Asuna/Asuna Y.
Flash Fire by Tactition101 reviews
Minato's Hirashin was just one big prank. It was actually his bloodline limit that allowed him to travel so fast. Watch what happens when Naruto unlocks it at an early age and becomes even faster, giving rise to the Flash Fire. Warning, incredibly fast Naruto. Update time frame is roughly once every eight weeks
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 115,997 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 1,768 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Naruto U.
Grimm? A Witch? by Richardthebunny reviews
Sabrina's Parents finally decide to send her to Hogwarts. Of course, Daphne and Puck have to come along to! Join the two trios as they meet up and take on the challenges of the golden trios' third year, and Sabrina jumping ahead to second year. What will happen? And exactly how is Sabrina as famous in the wizard world as Harry?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,811 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Sabrina G.
A Lingering Feeling by Jncera reviews
How long does it take for two people who are seemingly destined to be together to fall in love? Longer than you may think, as love doesn't erupt from a shock of realization, but grows slowly from a series of moments and a lingering feeling. Spitfire.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,991 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
The Tossed Hero by Shadowblock reviews
Summary: Set after the Giant War Percy was unwanted, betrayed and forgotten. He l