Evil Bob
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Joined 06-23-03, id: 405029
Author has written 4 stories for Golden Sun.

Well, this is my profile. I wonder why any of you would care. Ah well, I know I can't resist the lure of profile writing.

Most Recent Updates:6/30/2004 Posted PPC:GSD chapter 8. Enjoy.

6/29/2004 Posted the GS Mary Sue Litmus test. Look at the bottom of my profile. I'll probably post another chapter of the PPC early tomorrow morning (read: in a half hour)

6/21/2004 Updated Secrets again. School's out, so I'll be doing a lot more writing from now on.

I'm not giving you any personal info, but here is some stuff.

Interests: Dungeons and Dragons (D&D)

Golden Sun


Baldurs Gate II

Escape Velocity: Nova

Final Fantasy (all except VIII)

LOTR (Lord of the Rings, for you acronymly deprived is "acronymly" really a word? It should be.)

HTML (Hypertext Markup language, the stuff the web is made of)

Duct Tape (The tape that holds the world together)

42 (The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything)


Movies: Spaceballs and UHF (The Weird Al Yankovich movie)

Books: Anything by Tamora Peirce (read it. Seriously.)

Video Games: Currently Xenosaga, but I think that FFIX was better overall.

Sport: None. I hate them all.

Evil Villain: Raven (From Zoids. He was badass, even if he was insane.)

My current fandom: Golden Sun Why: The story is interesting enough to give a solid foundation, yet vague enough to give me lots of room to move around and do cool stuff. Parings (You know you care.) Ivan/Sheba: Because I hate Felix, and therefore Felix/Sheba, and because they are my favorite characters in the game. Jenna/Isaac: Because it is the most obvious paring in the game, and I'm not a big Mia fan. (Aud: GASP!)
I also am the proud owner of the Mini-Balrog Nazgol. He is perfectly happy and evil, but my office has a slight lack of fangirls. Any of you who have surplus, send them to me. We will find...uses... for them. My Muse is Thalia, one of the original muses. She is the muse of comedy, and probably some other stuff that I'm too lazy to look up. I have also taken custody of several Mini-Dullahans (mainly because they were spawned in my PPC fic) Including Satires and Mansard, and Sataros and Manardi. These little guys just sort of hanging around eating all my bacon. They don't really do much usefull stuff...
My Stories:

In progress: Secrets of the Adepts (On semi-hold for now)

Djinn Talk (Not to be updated for a while, unless Inspiration strikes)

Sunballs: A Parody (My most active fic. A parody of Spaceballs)

Protectors of the Plot continuum: GS division: (Will be updated sparingly, when I'm feeling particularly evil, or am on a powertrip. Powertrips are great for designing sues.)

Finished: Nothing here yet.

Planned: I'm thinking of doing some sort of LOTR fanfiction, but I don't really think so. The place is totally swamped.

The GS Mary-Sue Litmus test has been taken down because the stupid profile quick-edit turned it into a block paragraph of doom. I'll put it up on my website, eventually.

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Reincarnation by Rallalon reviews
Everyone's favorite Lemurian is going to out live his friends by millennia. But with a cycle of rebirth, who says that's a bad thing?
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 106,946 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 11/3/2003
From the Desks of Allie and Chelsea: A PPC spinoff by Allie and Chelsea reviews
Allie and Chelsea are recruted to the PPC to get rid of all the Mary-Sues from His Dark Materials. This could get interesting...LotR chapter up! I didn't think Allie could get that confused...
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,538 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 10/21/2003
Official Fanfiction Collegium of Valdemar by WyldeHorse reviews
In this spin-off of Miss Cam's original Official Fanfiction University of Middle-earth, authors of Valdemar-centric stories find themselves sent to a university to learn to write better stories...
Valdemar universe - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,945 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/19/2004 - Published: 12/1/2003
Final Sun 9: The Insanity comes back by Pureauthor reviews
GS cast parodies FF9. You need to know anymore than that? Thought not. PG-13 for some swears
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,523 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/30/2003 - Published: 11/28/2003
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Protectors of the Plot Continuum, GS division reviews
Based off the story by Jay and Acacia. The realm of Fanfiction is littered with bad slash, bad crossovers and the dreaded Mary Sues. The Protectors of the Plot Continuum must protect the people from these threats. This is the story of the GS division.
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,793 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 1/19/2004
Secrets of the Adepts reviews
Ivan searches for clues of his past, while Sheba's mysterious prophecies lead them to the lost city of Anemos. Rating due to graphic violence
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,487 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/21/2004 - Published: 6/23/2003
Sunballs: a parody reviews
Evil Bob is bitten by the parody bug, and after a bit of a misunderstanding as to just where the characters are from, the parody of spaceballs is born.
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,573 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 1/18/2004
Djinn Talk reviews
The Golden Sun story told from the point of view of the party's Djinn
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/15/2004 - Published: 8/17/2003
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