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Author has written 12 stories for Left 4 Dead, Mario, Teen Titans, Wreck-It Ralph, Lego Movie, and Steven Universe.

Hey peoples! My old account, BritishWerewolf259, I can't remember my password to, so yeah... -.- (It's terrible anyway! Don't read it. Really. I will give you a cookie if you don't.) But, I will be continuing the story The Infected Are Changing! Just on this account! Yeah. Awesomeness.

I signed up to be a betareader so if anyone needs me I'll be huddling in my little slice of the Interwebs most Saturdays and and most Sundays, attempting to update my stories. Bloop!

Hello all! I have a novel-in-progress, called Run Wild, and it's going to be part of a trilogy! Whoo! Here's a summary of the first book.

"Four teenage orphans, together since 1st grade and cast out by society, are shocked when the people give them a chance to be heroes- by exploring deep outer space. They find a planet full of intelligent life, and find a family within the six alien races on the planet. But back home and at the planet, a source of trouble arises, and they are chosen to stop it."

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Box Full of Stories, by Live How You Want To Live. Lego Movie Archive.

Switch, by LegoPyro. Lego Movie Archive.

When there's a Will, by Willoryn. Lego Movie Archive.

It's The Little Things That Count, by Live How You Want To Live. Lego Movie Archive.

The KraGle, by LegoPyro. Lego Movie Archive.

A Poem/by BritishWaffleSyrup

Roses are red,

Violets should be purple,

I have NO other inspiration for this poem,


Another (sad) Poem/by BritishWaffleSyrup

One day,

I had a glass of water,

And it had three ice cubes in it,

And I don't like that number.

The End.

Stories I Hope To Write (But probably never will because of unfinished stories *Derp face*)

Triangle Hunter: A Gravity Falls fanfic, still hashing out the deets. The twins hire a demon hunter to, well, hunt down Bill Cipher, feeling they might as well go on the offensive for once.

If you would like to roleplay or just talk, PM me! I am very friendly. I don't bite, unless you are holding a taco. In which case I shall bite your entire arm off. I'll give it back straight after though. XD (Probably.)

BritishWaffleSyrup's current obsession meter: Mario Universe! And the Lego Movie!!! HOW DOES THIS WORK??? It's an equal balance... :O

Here's my link to my DeviantART account, but I might not have anything for a while (or possibly ever... heh...):

I am a girl, not a boy. Just so ya know! :p

I saw a sandwich on the counter... I wiped a tear in the beautifulness of the moment... and then I ate it.

If you have followed or favorited me as an author (Thank you by the way! :D), and I didn't follow/favorite you back, I AM VERY, VERY SORRY!!!! I'm just really unorganized. I don't hate you, honest!

I forgot to say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...Hi. :) Just joking. I am veeeeeery weird. Also I am veeeeeeeeeeery Christian. But I believe that being Christian isn't JUST a religion. It's an awesome relationship with God. And? I'm not afraid to deny it! YAYYYYYYYTACOSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D Bwahahaha

RAMBLE TIME *WARNING* Side effects may include utter confusion/laughing hysterically/anything inbetween, a craving for extra cheesy tacos, a trip to the insane asylum (don't ask,) randomly spawning puppies, and I shall add to the long, long, long, list later. :3

OH MY GOSHNUGGETS. I am having yet another fandom crisis/obsession. Whatever you, yes you with the computer and the face, want to call it. Or iPod thingymajig. Blah. But anyways, I am having a *insert word here* for Teen Titans. *Crickets chirping* Ooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk... THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THE VIRTUAL TACO STORE SELLING EXTRA CHEESY TACOS!! *Everyone wakes up* Thought so. *Triumphant face* Then you all ran off to eat cheesy tacos. I guess. :O I WANT A CHEESY TACO!!!!!!!!!! Wait for meeeeeeeeee! *5 hours later, and 10 tacos later* NOMMY! >:D Where was I? Oh yeah. But anyways, I now will write a list of my favorite pairings. Because I can. :) I think. Thank you for your wasted time! :D

Lawyer comes up* No you can't. My client is suing you! *Evil laugh*


Lawyer McLawyerface: (That is what I am calling him now) Mwhahahaha!

Le gasp* Who's your client??? I MUST KNOW... I've been wanting to try my new shotgun out... Hehehe... AHEM YOU HEARD NOTHING. *Flicks eyes from side to side*

Lawyer McLawyerface: Oh, you know... Just... EVERY FANDOM YOU'VE EVER KNOWN!!!! >:D

GASP* *Fandoms start spawning everywhere* NUUUUU! Too... Maany... Can't handle... The FANDOMS...! *Drowns in sea of fandoms*

Lawyer McLawyerface: *Stands on High Rock* MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! >:D Think of all the money! So much paperwork and contracts and hard work and hair pulling out and cheese and jurys and judges and coffee and randomness and My Little Pony to cope and therapists- *fandoms still spawning* and tacos and- *world explodes. Cause- too many fandoms and lists.*

5 days later...

Wakes up* Hmm... Where am I?



BritishWaffleSyrup's Opinion on Her Fandom Characters! YAY!

Teen Titans:

Robin:Hmm. Well. I like the character, and- WHY EVERY TIME I PRESS BACKSPACE MUST THE LAPTOP SPONTANEOUSLY ASSUME I AM DELETING A PARAGRAPH???? WHY??? - I find the Slade obsession moments quite hilarious- WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!? -so, all in all, he is a pretty good character.

Cyborg:I can relate to him. Always looking out for friends, loves building tech, and feeling left out sometimes, then realizing- WHYYYYY!!!!???? -That you are who you are, and no one can make fun of you for it. You are strong in yourself.

Starfire:Curious, and somewhat naive. Me too! -I swear, I WILL SIC GIZMO ON YOU, YOU BACKSPACE BUTTON YOU!!!! Or just try out my Non-Existent Death Laser. Yeah... *Plotting face*

Beast Boy: BBXRae. Need I say more? Yes? Okay. I actually find his jokes amusing, but that's probably because I'm a pun-master too. "What do you say to a French person who insults you? 'That's... O-French-sive.'"

Raven:Books? Away from crowds? In a quiet corner? Me too. And also... BBXRAE!!!! FOREVER! :D *Sees Lawyer McLawyerface taping this* Uh-oh.

Slade:Who doesn't like popping up out of nowhere, scaring the crapples out of superheroes/superheroines?

Blackfire:Too... preppy.

Brother Blood: Soo... Are you and Mad Mod teacher buddies? :D Hrmm.

Brain:Chess? Yay! I will play you a round! I'm the black pieces!

Trigon:Go die somewhere. In a hole, a tree, a taco stand.

Terra:Gah. Erm. First off, MAJOR MARY SUE ALERT. Second I hate TerraXBB stories. I'm not saying the writer sucks, I'm saying... What AM I saying? Eh, whatever. :P Point is, I like the character, but Mary Sue-ness.

Malchior:How did I spell that right? If I did, anyway. Ok, first of all, dragons are my favorite mythical creature!!! Unless they're evil. In which caase... GRIFFIN TIME!!! :D Or a good dragon, like Saphira (Eragon) or Odahviing (Skyrim.)

My OC's 101 Ways To Annoy The Witch:

Sapphire: Random, crazy Huntress, who loves messing with Adam, and loves anything sugary.

Adam: Sapphire's older brother, a Hunter who loves pie and occasionally cake. Also meat. Gruff around Sapphire, mainly cause' she pranks him a lot.

Brownie: Sapphire's best friend, companion, and buddy. Called a "Slasher" because she can turn from an innocent beagle puppy into a giant wolf who creeps up behind survivors and slashes them in the back.

Wolf: Tank who hangs around with the rest of the gang, he's kind of an alpha male of the Tanks. Gruff, but kind on the inside.

Kevin: Genius Smoker. Loves Mozart, classical music, and helps create contraptions to prank Adam.

Jock: Technological, smart, and more calm than the other Jockeys, Jock hangs around with the gang cause' they are his buddies. Also boss of Mercy Hospital. Enjoys watching Justin Bieber being beat up by a squirrel.

OC's from L4D3(Not one of my stories, email to Valve):

Sapphire: Crazy, 20-year-old British girl, and a love for katanas. Also a daredevil.

Star: 30-year-old chef, kind, and with a sense of humour.

Patrick: Cunning, mean 46-year-old governor who is trying to avenge his son, Patrick Jr, who died being ripped to shreds by a Hunter.

Jake: Silent, 18-year-old, adult who only speaks when he thinks necessary.

Things I like: Left 4 dead/Left 4 dead 2, Cheese, pineapples, Big Red, this wonderful site, Minecraft, etc. OHHH and Art. WOOT!

Things I don't like: Not really anything... I guess! I'm a very happy person! XD

Things I will not do in L4D/L4D2... Idea is someone else's from the Mario archive.

1. I will not tell the Witch the Tank broke up with her.

2. I will not hide Nick's gold rings then tell him Ellis stole them.

3. I will not record the fight that goes on when Nick beats up Ellis for "stealing his gold rings."

4. I will not make a betting pool on who can smoke the most, a Smoker or Bill.

5. I will not set up a blind date with a Spitter and a Hunter.

6. I will not get a Tank to chase the survivors into a spray-painted safe-room door at a dead-end.

7. I will not tell Louis a Tank stole his pills.

8. I will not tell Nick that his suit sucks.

9. I will not throw Ellis's hat off Mercy Hospital and record him diving off the roof to save it.

10. I will not send the video of Ellis diving off Mercy Hospital to the other survivors or the infected.

11. I will not tell the survivors that people control them and they are just in a video game.

12. I will not tell Bill he's gonna die before he does in The Sacrifice.

13. I will not tell them they live in 2009 and we live in 2013.

14. I will not hide a couple of Tanks in every single saferoom I can find and lock them in there.

15. I will not tell the survivors the Infection was a practical joke, and the Infected are people in suits.

16. I will not watch the survivors go up to a Special or a horde and ask them if I'm serious.

17. I will not tape pipe bombs to the backs of survivors and set the pipe bombs up with timers but take off the exploding part and watch them beep like crazy while the horde chases them.

18. I will not take away the survivor's guns while they are sleeping.

19. I will not record the Special Infected noises with different tape recorders and hide them in various places.

20. I will not switch the tape of the Midnight Riders songs with a tape of 'Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows' and watch everyone's head explode.

22. I will not eat all the edible food in the saferooms.

23. I will not tell the characters people write stories about, make videos about, and play L4D/L4D2 all the time.

24. I will not take Louis's pills, Zoey's pistols, Bill's hat, Francis's vest, Ellis's cap, Nick's gold rings, Coach's food, and Rochelle's jewelry and flush them down the toilet.

25. I will not yell, 'valuable thing!' in front of a Karma Charger's path and watch Nick dive in front of the Charger.

26. I will not yell, 'TANK!!!' at a white propane tank.

27. I will not make a molotov propelled jetpack, fly away from the survivors and yell, 'SEE YA, SUCKERS!'

28. I will not tell a Tank Justin Bieber stole his muscle enhancing crap and watch the Tank beat him up. (Only I will)

29. I will not tell the Jockey Nick said he sounds like a girl.

30. I will not draw a moustache on Nick's face with a pink Sharpie. As well as the words, 'I'm a ballerina and proud.'

31. I will not tell Nick I'll wash his suit for 50 bucks then throw Zoey's jacket in the washing machine as well.

32. I will not put a bunch of Specials dressed in CEDA clothes into a large room with no windows and then paint a banner saying, 'CEDA EVAC' and hang it over the room.

33. I will not introduce the Jockey, Spitter, or Charger to L4D survivors.

34. I will not tell Ellis the zombies burnt KiddyLand to a crisp.

35. I will not tell the Witches the Survivors stole their sugar and honey.

36. I will not tell the L4D peoples that the L4D2 people replaced them and the L4D2 people stole their fame and glory.

37. I will put this on my profile to inform everyone.

Things I will not do during a tornado:

1. I will not make a milkshake with a blender and say, "It's almost like a tornado!"

2. I will not drink my milkshake while my brothers are being sucked up and yelling for help, and reply, "That's nice."

3. I will not attempt to put out the tornado with a fire extingusher.

4. I will not throw a massive tub of glitter into the tornado.

5. I will not imitate the 4th of July by throwing fireworks into the tornado.

6. I will not sit on a couch and play on Minecraft PE while whizzing around in the tornado.

7. I will not attempt to jump to the top of the tornado.

8. I will not throw a blender in the tornado and say, "Well that's ironic."

9. I will not throw my mess into the tornado and yell, "Mum, I finished cleaning the house!"

10. When the tornado comes near, I will not tell an innocent bystander, "After you."

11. I will not chase the tornado barking like a dog.

12. While dressed as a cop, I will not yell at the tornado, "You ran that red light! AND the stop sign!"

13. When the tornado throws a random food-filled grocery bag at me, I will not look up and say, "You forgot my donuts."

14. I will not shoot a shotgun randomly at the tornado.

15. I will not yell, "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!" And run into the tornado.

16. I will not steal the tornado's pie.

17. I will not say, "It's a bird! It's a plane! Nope, it's just an innocent whirlwind of doom about to throw me to Wal-mart and back."

18. I will not throw Justin Bieber into the tornado. (Only I will >:D)

19. I will not attempt to slice the tornado in half with a katana.

20. I will not throw butter, bread, and jam into the tornado and say, "YEAH TOAST!"

21. I will not throw my brother in to the tornado and curtly say: "Fix it."

22. I will not look up and say, "I wonder if it reaches the clouds?"

23. I will not wonder how Chicken Licken is doing.

24. I will not attempt to patent the tornado for a vacuum cleaner substitute.

25. I will not try to throw my enemies (which are few and far between) into the tornado. I'll actually do it.

26. I will not call the police on the tornado.

27. I will not attempt to fix the town with duct tape.

28. I will not reenact 'The Boy Who Cried Wolf.'

29. I will not stroll down to Walmart as if nothing's happening.

30. I will not scream "IT'S THE APOCALYPSE- Hey look, puppy!" There may or may not be a puppy there.

31. I will not ask the tornado to kindly shut up as its' wind noise is distracting while I'm trying to watch TV.

32. I will not look at the clock and say, "It's too early for a destructive windtunnel. I'm going back to sleeping."

33. I will not ask the tornado if it has any spare bucks cause' I had to buy a tornado survival kit.

34. I will not spin around and imitate the tornado.

35. I will not yell, "NO SCHOOL! YAY!!!!!"

36. I will not yell at the tornado, "GET THE HE* OFF MY LAWN!"

37. I will not put on 3D glasses and say, "These graphics are AMAZING."

38. I will not munch on a sandwich while watching people scream and run around.

39. I will not fly in the tornado and say, "I can see my house from here!"

40. I will not wonder if my non-existent job provides me with health insurance.

41. I will not throw a rubber ducky at someone and say, "Jimmy will save you!"

42. I will not sing one of these following songs: "Can't Touch This," "Sweet Home Alabama," "Why Can't We Be Friends," "Coming to Take Me Away," "Sunshine, Lollipops, Rainbows...," or "Tornado."

43. I will not yell at the tornado, "YOU... SHALL NOT... PASS!!!!!"

44. I will not pretend I just had a shower.


46. I will not throw a couple of nails and a hammer in the tornado and say I fixed it.

47. I will not tell people all the tornado wants is a hug.

48. I will not throw timed explosives into the tornado.

49. I will not jump into the tornado and scream, "I CAN FLYYYYYY!"

50. I will not yell, "I REGRET NOTHING EXCEPT THIS PART!" And charge into the tornado.

51. I will not say, "That looks like my cousin!"

52. I will not ask Bob the Builder if he can fix it.

53. I will not borrow a megaphone and yell out to a crowd, "Contrary to popular belief, if you run into the tornado, you will be saved!"

Quotes from people and me:

One of my brothers: *Holds open door* "Come on, come inside."

Me: "Thanks broski!" *Walks up to door just as he slams it in my face*

Him: :D "Swagalicious." *Does stupid walk*

Me: "WHYYYYYYY?!?!" D:

Goes up to a Tank on survival* "Why hello there good sir! Would you be interested in purchasing a med-kit?" *Tank punches me off landing pad* "I daresay, that was quite rude."-Me being an idiot.

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a pair of curtains!" -My brother.

"Hey, do you want to play hide and go seek?" "No. I want to play 'who can jump outside covered in metal.' Your turn." -My bro and me during a storm.

"CHARGER!-Me "More like troller."-DJ

Copy and Paste-its:

If you hate the way cartoons have gone from explosions (HECK YEAH!!!) to sappy romance crud, copy and paste this into your profile.

Cheesy joke time!!! So, two young twins, a red blood cell and a white blood cell go to the park. They make a friend who is a teenage virus, and also a thug. They go home at the end of the day and tell their mum (mom) about the friend. However, the mother knew about the kid and told the twins, "You two shouldn't hang out with that kid, he's a bad influenza!" -shot- Copy and paste this if this was one of the cheesiest jokes you have ever heard!

List your top 10 favorite Mario Characters in no particular order below and answer questions about them

1. Luigi

2. Rosalina

3. Bowser

4. Daisy

5. O'Chunks

6. Nastasia

7. Count Bleck/ Blumiere

8. Tippi

9. Dimentio

10. Mimi

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?


Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?


Number 4 announces that he/she is going to marry Number 9

The Chaos Heart is back!!!

Number 5 cooked you dinner

Thank you... But why is there a crater in Castle Bleck's kitchen?

Number six was on the beach next to you sleeping?

Wakes up. The scene in SPM where the final showdown occurs but we are on a beach.*

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

I am very confused...

Number 8 got into the hospital


Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Makes fun of his similes*

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Would this be because I helped Dim and L steal her diary?

Two serial killers are hunting you down. what will 1 do?

Luigi: Okay, who's hunting you down and what did you do THIS time?

Me: King Boo and Dimentio's evil ghost twin. I stole their pie.

Luigi: ... *Runs off*

You're on vacation with 2 and you break your leg. what does 2 do?

Heal me.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Probably a request for a machine gun. :/

You're about to marry 10. what is 1's reaction?

Luigi: You're not a lesbian.

Me: Heck no. This quiz question is CORRUPTED!!

You got dumped by someone. How does 7 cheer you up?

Lets me set fire to Dimentio. Because torturing our fandoms is just that fun. :)

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Destroys the competition...ahaha... WITH MAGIC.


You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do?

Asks Dimentio to put me in a psychiatric ward, because I'm creeping her out.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. why?

I'm a tomboy. I don't have fantasies about dudes. I discuss video games with them. (Which, in this case would be breaking the 4th wall. :D)

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9?

Well, I'm off to tell Mimi the good news. :D

You are dating number 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

I don't date older guys. I DON'T DATE ANY GUY! (Or girl, for that matter.)

Will Number 5 and number 6 ever kiss?

Gets out megaphone plugged into stereo* Yes. *Sees them standing a few feet away.* Uh-oh.

Number 6 seems to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Stop in the name of PANTS! (Georgia Nicolson reference)

You got a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you?

Stop laughing at my haircut! Wait... are you VIDEOING this? D:

Number 8 thinks he/she will never get a boy/girlfriend?

You have a HUSBAND.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love with an email?

Sends back e-mail* I bet he'll love those hidden viruses as much as he loves me. Mwahahahaha...

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Screams and runs in circles*

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Sees Bowser smash through a window on the 256th floor* That's what.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Ahem... *Picks up megaphone* NO!

Would 2 trust 5?

Hmm... Probably?

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

I try to go back to Mario Universe, but this message pops up in my mind* This Universe is unavailable right now. Uh-oh...

1 and 5 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Luigi: Physics.

O'Chunks: Chunkin'. I mean, er, Woodshop.

If 6 and 3 made dinner what would they make?

Roast muth with fire flower soup.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

7: Drama teacher

9: Anthropoligist.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

"Yeh cut off meh beard!"

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

"Um, yeah, I thought you were drawing my 'boyfriend...'" "Hm?" *Looks up from drawing Chaos Heart*

9/03/2013- I added lines! Sort of... ALSO I WILL PROBABLY DIE, because I missed my school bus, I'm on Fanfiction, and my mum'll kill me when she gets back. Not literally of course. She's cool. CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9/03/2013 #2- The lines died when I saved my profile... NUUU! I think I'll try to post something now. Also, I added everyone who favorited me to my favorites list! Yay! Even if a couple of em' wrote stories that aren't really my type, or maybe their personality was a little different from mine, they still deserve a fav from me. :D

8/13/2014- I DID IT. I ACTUALLY DID IT. I FOUND HOW TO TO TO MAKE LINES! THERE'S ACTUALLY A BUTTON. AHHHH!!! AHHH!!! *Hallelujah music playing in background, fireworks exploding* IT ONLY TOOK ME *checks* THREE YEARS. THAT'S NOT A LOT. RIGHT? RIGHT??? AHHHH!!!

What’s Your Ancestry?

By BritishWaffleSyrup


(x) 1. You have fair hair/blue eyes/a strong build/messy hair/squarish features/large feet or hands.

(x) 2. You like to collect things, especially shiny things.

(x) 3. You love adventuring, especially if it involves a large ship.

() 4. People describe you as simply loving a good time.

() 5. You are a particularly good fighter, or people tend to be a bit intimidated by your size and build.

() 6. You love the sound of metal, or creaking of wood.

() 7. You like to make weapons.

(x) 8. You love the cold.

(x) 9. You hate seeing your friends in danger or hurt, and you see suspicious people near your friends or family as a threat.

(x) 10. You are loud when you talk, you may trip up on your words, or tend to lurch and/or take large strides when you walk.

Total: 6

Later Caveman:

(x) 1. Shiny things or little things in life amuse you greatly.

(x) 2. You are afraid of new situations or people.

(x)3. While you are curious, some things scare you a lot, such as loud or bright things.

() 4. You are a good hunter.

(x) 5. When cornered by an animal, you pick up the nearest heavy thing and yell.

(x) 6. You are not afraid to embarrass yourself in front of people you know.

(x) 7. You are a good artist.

(x) 8. You love nature.

() 9. The ocean scares you.

() 10. You are unbelievably strong.

Total: 7

Medieval Farmer:

(x) 1. You love animals, both for themselves and delicious meat.

(x) 2. You don’t mind getting your hands dirty.

(x) 3. Tight clothing, such as skinny jeans, feels too constricting.

(x) 4. As a little girl/boy, you would play in mud puddles or dirt and search for bugs or earthworms.

(x) 5. You are a bit stronger than your peers.

() 6. You like to use rakes, shovels, spades, hoes (the tool, not the person,) and/or any other large tool.

() 7. You dislike the cold.

() 8. You have round features, but you may be tall.

() 9. You like large trucks, wagons, or horses.

() 10.You were never really good at math or science.

Total: 5

European Royalty or Higher Society Class:

() 1. You have an assertive/ challenging/ angry/ judgmental attitude.

() 2. You have to be a gentleman or ladylike person, and people who dress or eat a bit/ a lot sloppily disgust you.

(x) 3. People tend to hear your voice amongst others.

() 4. Everything HAS to be perfect.

() 5. You feel stressed a lot, even though you might not have a reason to be.

() 6. You feel flustered or irritated when things don’t go your way, or exactly as you planned.

() 7. You are very calculating, and a good planner.

() 8. You might have a spoiled attitude.

() 9. You expect a lot out of the people around you.

() 10. Your friends don’t have to be like you- as long as they look nice, they’re fine.

Total: 1

Explorer/ Settler:

(x) 1. You are very open-minded.

(x) 2. You are an optimist.

(x) 3. You don’t disapprove of new ideas- as long as they get the same result.

() 4. You dislike straying away from the end point, or result of where ever you may be going.

(x) 5. New places excite you, but you may feel a little intimidated.

() 6. You are eager to try new things.

() 7. You were always good with maps and angles.

() 8. Estimating is no problem for you.

(x) 9. Even if it’s the best place you’ve ever stayed, you feel an urge to see if you can find somewhere better or more interesting.

(x) 10. You can never turn down a challenge.

Total: 6


(x) 1. While you smile and nod, a little high-pitched voice in the back of your head shrieks, “DESTROY THEM ALL!!!”

(x) 2. Even if you belong to the human race, you find yourself describing them as, ‘the humans.’

() 3. Insanity is your life.

(x) 4. Contrasting colors, like everything else in life, amuse you greatly.

() 5. You can easily pull off the, “I-Am-Evil-Batman-Come-to-Take-Over-and-Destroy-Life-as-You-Know-It” look, but prefer the evil yet adorable fluffy bunny look.

() 6. You enjoy making fun of others, despite the consequences.

(x) 7. ‘Get a job, a wife/husband, and a decent house’ aren’t on your itinerary. ‘Blow up the universe, create a new one, and sit in my lair while plotting how to blow up the one I created five minutes ago’ is.

() 8. You enjoy revenge.

(x) 9. You argue with yourself, and there is a 50/50 chance you will lose.

() 10. You are prone to random bursts of laughter.

Total: 5

Later Cavewoman, huh? This doesn't surprise me much.

Bold is what I have done:

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Have had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a fruit or vegetable squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37.Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong.

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it.
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught.
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face.
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jamb
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it. 76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people.
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them.
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth
101. Haven't realized there was no #13 or #59

71 out of 99. Is it bad I consider this an achievement? XD

How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color:

]Brown - $100

]Blonde - $50

[ ] Black - $15

[ ] Bald - $5

[x ] Other - $75

Total: $75

Eye Color:

Brown - $50 ]

Green - $75 [ ]

Blue - $150 [ ]

Hazel - $100 [x]

Other - $15 [ ]

Total so far: $175


[ ] Over 7′ - $200

[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175

[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - 570$

[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75

[x ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85

] under 5'4 0$

Total so far: $260


[ ] 50 to 56 - $175

[ ] 46 to 50 - $150

[ ] 41 to 45 - $125

[ ] 31 to 40 - $100

[ ] 26 to 30 - $75

[ ] 21 to 25 - $50

[ ] 19 to 20 - $25

[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $360

Birth Order:

[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750

] First born - $320

[ ] Only Child - $250

[x]Second born - $150

Middle child - $100 [ ]

Last Born - $100 [ ]

Third born - $550 [ ]

Fourth born - $300 [ ]

Fifth born - $400 [ ]

Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $510


[ ] I did like once - $400

[ ] Only Holidays - $250

[ ] Sometimes - $215

[ ] YES - $200

[ ] Only weekends - $300

[ ] Every other day - $50

[ ] Once a day - $15

[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$

[x] No - $600

Total so far: $1110


[x] perfect vision - $400

[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200

[ ] No correction - $100

Glasses - $50 [ ]

Contacts - $25 [ ]

Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1510

Shoe Size:

13 - $300 [ ]

12 and a half to 13 - $250 [x]

11 to 12 - $400 [ ]

7 to 10 - $500 ]

Under 7- $450 ]

Total so far: $1760

Favorite Colors (multiple):

Green - $750 [x] #

Red - $600 [ ]

Black - $100 [ ]

Yellow -$475 [x]

Brown - $300 [ ]

Purple - $225 [x]

White - $400 [x] #

Aqua - $350 [x] #

Orange - $300 [x] #

Blue - $300 [x] #

Pink - $100 [ ]

Other - $500 [x] #

Total: $3995

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?

Yes - $0 [x]

Nope - add $1000 ]

some - 750

Final Total: $5060

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It Takes a Lot to Scare Away A Cat by Dreamflight4630 reviews
A relationship between the Scarecrow and Catwoman was almost a laughable idea: both were too wrapped up in their own schemes (not to mention Selina had a thing with Batman going on!) And yet, the two just seemed to be getting closer and closer to one another—all without meaning to. (Scaredy Cat ship, inspired by the tumblr blog askarkham. Rated T because supervilliany stuff.)
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 3/11 - [J. Crane/Scarecrow, Selina K./Catwoman] [Poison Ivy, Jervis T./Mad Hatter]
The Secret Life of Emmet Brickowski by liamdude5 reviews
Emmet has some daydreams and is afraid to ask Lucy something. However, when Cloud Cuckooland is in trouble, he must overcome that and go on an adventure. Based on The Secret Life of Walter Mitty. Rated PG 13 for suggestive references, mild language, and mild peril.
Lego Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,734 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Emmet B., Wyldstyle, President Business/Lord Business, Benny
A study in tea and cereal by Scriddlerlover78 reviews
Short scriddler story, kinda a loose follow up of my previous story 'Sick Like Me'. Just these two rogues doing cute domestic stuff.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28
8 Years Later by TheForceIsStrongWithThisOne reviews
The Titans split up and go their separate ways and after 8 years Raven and BB cross paths. Resurrecting the story, with some big changes. Back with more epilogues. Warning: You may encounter fluffiness! The Christmas epilogue continues!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 282,116 - Reviews: 2147 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 12/11/2016 - Published: 5/8/2013 - [Beast Boy, Raven] [Robin, Starfire]
Steven Lazuli by Candy-Vegetto reviews
AU. Ten years ago, on a solemn hour, one trivial mistake breaks Lapis Lazuli free. Fueled with hatred, she seized the Crystal Gems' most prized possession; their legacy; their Steven, and fled into the night. History as you know it, has been rewritten since then. [Covers for this story by SsjGojux20.]
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 57 - Words: 372,299 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 12/10/2016 - Published: 9/28/2015 - Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U., Lapis Lazuli
Together Together by Koware ta reviews
Awakening with no memories, a de-aged Bruce Wayne has only one thought. To flee from someone that is hunting him. Along the way he meets a green eyed boy who's in the same situation. The two decide to work together to find out how to survive their stalker and regain their memories. But when they learn the truth will they be willing to go back to the life they had before.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker
The Reaper by Flamegirl217 reviews
Someone is abducting Gotham's villains. Batman has to find the culprit before the rogues are hurt. Or worse.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,691 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2016 - Bruce W., E. Nigma, Jonathan C., Mad Hatter - Complete
Chin Up by aya-kun.zeroaddicted reviews
"Psst. Alfie!" Jason peers out of his room and signals Alfred as he passes by.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2016 - Jason T./Red Hood
The Return to Gravity Falls by EZB reviews
Mabel and Dipper return to Gravity Falls three years after their life-altering summer vacation spent with their Grunkle Stan, to find that Gravity Falls never stops being, well, weird. As the twins encounter old friends and reconnect with the supernatural inhabitants of Gravity Falls, new dangers lurk just outside of the knowledge of Uncle Stanfords old journals.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 89 - Words: 935,783 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 10/22/2016 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Soos, Wendy
Left 2 Die: Infected by moviebuffgirl reviews
"Humans aren't the only ones who need to survive." The Green Flu outbreak has torn families apart. Nick has been separated from Julie, his 12-year old daughter, who has been Infected with the Witch strain. She, along with three other Special Infected, travel to New Orleans, where Julie hopes to reunite with her dad. Follows the Left 4 Dead 2 storyline, but with an Infected twist.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,410 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Witch, Ellis, Rochelle, Nick - Complete
On the Horizon by AzureEmerald reviews
While the Crystal Gems are in the process of tracking Peridot down for good, Steven isn't so willing to believe she's as dangerous as the Gems may think. A heartfelt conversation with the stray Gem seems to confirm his suspicions and now Steven is determined to keep their newly formed companionship a secret. The real question is, how long can that last? [CURRENTLY EDITING]
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,654 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 9/13/2015 - Steven U., Connie M., Peridot
One Second Too Late by No1fan15 reviews
Pearl - It was her fault that Jasper escaped. She could explain why she did what she did... couldn't she? Jasper - It was her fault for failing her mission. She could explain her actions... right? Everyone else - They would understand... wouldn't they?
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/14/2016
The Only Cards In My Hand Are Diamonds And Hearts by WhiskerFin reviews
It's only been a few short months since everyone has arrived on the Meteor, and Jade's starting to get extremely curious about troll quadrants. Sollux volunteers, dragging an unwilling Karkat along with him. Be prepared for palesmut, excessive cuddling, hand-holding, and maybe some (gasp) kissing.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/28/2016 - Dave S., Jade H., Karkat V., Sollux C.
Castle Bleck Oneshots A-Z by The Chortling Mermaid reviews
Super Paper Mario one-shots. Each chapter beginning with the next letter of the alphabet. T to be safe. (Friend of Fawful)
Mario - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,721 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/28/2016 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Count Bleck/Blumiere, Enemies
Redemption by RinnaCarebim reviews
The Gems never found Peridot in the Kindergarten, but Steven did. He has only one request: to be friends.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,732 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 1/26/2016 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Steven U., Peridot
Glitch by No1fan15 reviews
After Peridot crashes on Earth, she thinks it'll be a minor annoyance to find a way to leave, but now her gem is damaged, Malachite's unfused and Jasper is on the loose. Lapis convinces Peridot to go to Steven for help, but the crack in Peridots' gem is widening, bringing strange new memories with it. -Lots of Headcanons-Lapidot- Dark themes-Feels everywhere *muffled evil laughter*
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,195 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 4/17/2015 - [Lapis Lazuli, Peridot] Steven U., Connie M. - Complete
Teen Fortress 2 by SchizophrenicFrankie reviews
Felix, a German boy, is accepted into the unusual school for the Reliable Excavators and Demolitionists. He is given a class and a weapon, makes friends and suffers loss. Soon you will see how this nervous, etiquette and caring boy from Stuttgart is transformed into the malicious, insane and uncaring Medic. High School AU.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 54,503 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Heavy, Medic, Scout, Spy - Complete
Cobalt by Scampae reviews
Centuries ago, Cobalt was left to die on the planet of Corundum. Now she searches for a way home, battling monsters, the elements, and isolation to get back to her own people. Then one day she finds a warp to a distant blue planet, untouched by gems for thousands of years. Can Cobalt integrate to a foreign world being alone for so long? Can anyone on Earth break her shell?
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2015 - Pearl, Steven U., OC
The Safety Fence Which Held the Ocean by KenderickBlazey reviews
'There was one thing that was currently truly crystal clear. He sincerely missed Lapis. He missed her a lot.' Post Steven bomb 0.2, the gems are still searching for Peridot as anxieties grow over the return of threats to Earth. The Crystal Gems are facing their biggest challenge yet, the terror of an unknown future and possible war. Warning: This fic will destroy you.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 77,194 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Pearl, Steven U., Jasper, Peridot
Deny Everything by SharpieSam reviews
Two nerds in love can only mean chaos and insane paranormal investigations. A series of drabbles centered around Peridot and Ronaldo's crazy adventures.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,012 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 7/7/2015 - [Peridot, Ronaldo F.]
The Unnamed by Thefandomexpert reviews
The Beast awakens; cold, alone, and entirely human somewhere in the forest snow-covered forest. He's not sure why he's there, or how it happened, but either way he isn't very happy. Or, alternatively: Names are important. It's a pity the Beast can't remember his. (crossposted from AO3)
Over the Garden Wall - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/27/2015 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Beatrice, The Beast, The Woodsman
A Crack-filled Story by Nicole and Meta by Space Dimentio reviews
Nicole Peach and I did a writing exercise, birthing a glitter-filled pie hell crackfic.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2015 - Fawful, Dimentio, Bonechill, Queen Jaydes - Complete
Jurassic Bound by maidofpasta reviews
Jade Harley is an expert on endangered carnivores. When she was hired by eccentric billionaire/movie producer Dave Strider to work with him, the last thing she expected was to raise raptors. Even less: the scandal that threatened her very job. (this will stay a oneshot for the time being. If it gets popular then I'll write more.) davejade jurassicstuck
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2015 - [Jade H., Dave S.] Karkat V.
Tourmaline by Phantomrose96 reviews
A fight with the Crystal Gems has left Peridot cracked within an inch of her life. Trapped on Earth, with no one and no way to get home, Peridot's all but given up hope. But she doesn't know the lengths Steven is willing to go to in order to keep her alive.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,818 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Complete
How To Write A Steven Universe Fanfiction by MiscellaneousSoup reviews
A completely serious ten-step guide to writing the perfect Steven Universe fanfiction! (Warning: Contains heavy amounts of snark. Do not read while operating a bulldozer or walking your dog.)
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Complete
In Which Young Matesprits Do A Scenario by HVK reviews
Terezi and Karkat (conceding at last to play her live-action roleplaying hobby) play out one of her courtroom scenarios, roleplaying as their ancestors and indulging in a bit of feelings for each other.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,515 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Karkat V., Terezi P. - Complete
Pearl Likes Pie by Gemology reviews
Pearl has always liked pie. But there is a dark secret about pie that she can never reveal.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2015 - Pearl - Complete
The Nightmare Curse by MexiGirl56 reviews
Before he died, Antasma struck Dreambert in the heart just before Mario went into the portal, and so that nightmare energy thrived secretly within the prince. Now that it's awakened, can Mario, Luigi and company save him? Or will he be destroyed by the evil curse? Little did they know that this quest uncovers secrets of his past far more astounding than they could ever imagine.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,500 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 12/10/2014 - Mario, Luigi, Antasma, Prince Dreambert
Super Mario 64 Volume 1: Bob-omb Battlefield by Kai Anderson reviews
This fanfiction offers amazing ideas that are so well-written, they appear to be cannon to the game, though never mentioned. It cleverly ties in ideas from other games, while still keeping to the exact flow of the original game. This is indeed one of the most real-feeling fanfics for Mario and though you wil find humor, it takes on a serious tone.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,324 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Mario, Lakitu
Something New by KRenee reviews
Nick had expected to die the moment he realized he'd fallen out of the chopper. He didn't though. Apparently, he was caught in midair by some little brat named "Dal." That would've been fine if Dal wasn't a Hunter. It would've been even better if Dal would leave him alone. Apparently, "go away" is too much to ask for in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 139,607 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Nick, Hunter, Ellis, OC - Complete
Not so Different by Sunshine0927 reviews
Emmet meets a young girl named Emily and the two become good friends, but there are a few problems; She's in danger, she's homeless, and becomes very ill. And maybe Emmet can solve them. Humanized fanfic.
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,074 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 8/12/2014
Children of the Candy Corn by cornpony reviews
Felix takes a wrong turn in the Sugar Rush castle and ends up in the dungeon, where he makes a horrifying discovery. Prisoner or not, they shouldn't treat another character that way...something's wrong, here...
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,192 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, King Candy/Turbo
Sport Teachings by Waluigi Rose reviews
Rosalina feels left out that everyone knows how to play sports. The Mario Bros. can't teach her, but they know a jerk plumber who can... WaΓuigi!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Waluigi, Rosetta/Rosalina
Ways To Annoy Dimentio by FairHairedAdventureSeeker reviews
Join a crazy cast of characters as they go on a quest to annoy the jester Dimentio! OC warning References to other games warning. In the process of having some chapters rewritten.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 33,415 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Dimentio
Road To Recovery by MajesticGull reviews
Now that Emmet is back at home, Lucy is determined to help him heal both mentally and physically. But when an unsuspected problem with his recovery shows up, no one knows how to get their Emmet back. Sequel to 'Where Are You'.
Lego Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,818 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 4/22/2014 - [Emmet B., Wyldstyle] - Complete
The Dreamer by The Blue-eyed Storier reviews
One of the Master Builders in Lord Business' Think Tank has a prophetic dream about the Special - about to be killed. It is up to Isolette, a crippled and troubled young woman, to save Emmet before the Lego people's only hope is crushed forever.
Lego Movie - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Emmet B., Wyldstyle, Good Cop/Bad Cop, OC - Complete
Switch by LegoPyro reviews
Four times they fought for control, and one time they didn't.
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2014
Lost in the Moonlight by Maihowl reviews
Waking up with a bad hair day is one thing, but waking up as a beast is another... Follow the Titans as they wander through a strange world where new friendships will bloom, chaos will ensue and even a little romance will be tested and kindled as the Titans find themselves wandering lost in the moonlight.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,117 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven, Robin, Starfire
Teen Titans 100 Words, 100 Chapter Challenge: The Adventures of Silkie by Vivat Musa reviews
One hundred chapters, each one hundred words, about the mind of the famous worm, Silkie! There is more to the lovable worm than meets the eye... Will you accept the challenge to write for your own favorite character?
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Silkie
Who am I? by Owen96 reviews
Each chapter I will describe a Mario character. In the chapter after that, I will reveal who it is. MILESTONE ACHIEVED: TEN CHAPTERS! Thanks to the sixty that reviewed in this story and the 137 reviews overall!
Mario - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,698 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012
Sleep Here by Tsukita reviews
Pain does not disappear overnight. Broken hearts don't mend instantly. And some wounds require extra attention, for if left alone, they will fester. BBRae Complete
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,598 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
A Collection of Wykkdness by rated k for kool reviews
Raven and Kyd Wykkyd one shots. Kyd/Rae friendship. Rated T for language
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,004 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Raven, Kyd Wykkyd
He's Smarter Than He Looks by TheElementHero-deactivated reviews
Beast Boy is bored. Cyborg makes a bet. Will our favourite little grass-stain come out alive?
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Left 4 Dead - Dead Verge by MyChemicalFiction reviews
An original take on how the two sets of survivors met, and in order to survive they need to help each other through hell and back...
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,525 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Zoey, Ellis - Complete
Beached by Tz20 reviews
A dire situation leaves Raven and Beast Boy stranded on an island in the middle of no where. The two eventually discover that they are not alone and must work together with one of their most notorious villains to survive. Will they all survive until someone finds them? I suck at summaries! This story is mainly focused on BBxRae. Rated T for language.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven
Trapped by AGmegan101 reviews
This is my first Teen Titans facfic. Please tell me what you think, plus any ideas or anything like that. Basically, the Teen Titans get trapped somewhere (I won't tell you where- you have to read to find out). They find out about Beastboy's past. BBRae and RobStar pairings.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,400 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven, Cyborg, Robin - Complete
Wolf Platoon Crash Landing by WoofVolts reviews
A powerful team of an alien race called the Wolfians is sent to Earth in order to conquer it, but a slight difficulty causes some setbacks to their mission... This is my first story, but I planned this for a while, so please no harsh comments.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Bowser Jr., Koopalings
Where Are You! by Felix The Tuxedo Cat reviews
*COMPLETE!* Dimentio hits his head and falls unconcious, only to awaken and find that he's lost one of his 5 senses. Whick one, you ask? Read on to find out! R&R! P.S. this happens after the game, and the rating may rise. Be prepared for crazy ammounts of OOCness! POSSIBLE Darkfic warning!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Dimentio, Mr. L - Complete
Cruel world, cruel word by CommanderAuri reviews
Two survivors are left out in a contaminated zone. Will they survive?
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Complete
Left 4 wed by Wandering to her doom reviews
A Hunter, a bride Witch and a best man Smoker. You do the math! HunterXWitch takes place in The passing level.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Hunter, Witch - Complete
I'd Rather Be Left 4 Dead by Tailsdoll123 reviews
"Listen, this may be hard for you to understand be we are all going to die a painful death and it's your fault." "Dude! I only asked where the bathroom was!" Spring Fountain Valley has been overrun by the infected! Rescue won't come for another two weeks, will these five weird survivors make it? Probably not but we can still laugh at them for trying.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,627 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012
The Huntress by Katlana Child reviews
I hop from my position, pushing with my legs and landing swiftly in front of her. Her shrieks cease when she spots me and continue, but louder. She knows her death is inescapable and I like that.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Hunter
When You're Going Through Hell - Keep Going by thecheekygirl reviews
Dead, undead, just sick, it doesn't matter. It's kill or be killed. Follow the stories of three different groups of survivors as they go through living hell. Walkers, common infected, zombies, who cares? Just shoot. ACCEPTING OCS! More details inside, rated T for now (maybe change depending on the ocs).
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,481 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 9/27/2012
The Party by Felix The Tuxedo Cat reviews
Blumiere and Timpani go out for the night, leaving the minions, Dimentio, Mimi, ect., alone with no supervision WHATSOEVER. What do you think will hapen? This is after Super Paper Mario, and dimentio has been rescued from the Underwhere after being reformed and all that jazz. The chapters will get longer, I promise. Enjoy! P.S. please review, I need new ideas! I accept requests!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012
Coffee Solves Everything by Tailsdoll123 reviews
"Listen you little freak, this is my coffee! If you want some, you're going to have to kill me for it!" "Heheheheh!" "OKAY, OKAY! TAKE THE COFFEE, JUST STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!"-There's only one way to deal with a Jockey and that is COFFEE!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Jockey - Complete
A Part of the Pack by DemonicK reviews
I don't understand what's going on. I don't know what's happened to all the people... Sick, or dead... or something worse. But I found a few who are different, and I think these ones are good. For one thing, they feed me. And that girl knows just the right spot to scratch behind my ears...
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,197 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 10/22/2009
Obsessive Fangirl by Mowo64 reviews
Luigi, Kamek, Fawful, Dimentio, and Mr. L are dragged on a grand adventure to the Underwhere and back by their worst nightmare-a Fangirl. With Game-Overs, Curses, Fights, Chaos, Insanity, and Hilarity, these poor fandoms won't know what hit them!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 82,274 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Luigi, Dimentio - Complete
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A Peridot's Thoughts reviews
*Stevenbomb 2.0 spoilers* Peridot's point of view from the events of 'Jailbreak' to 'Friend Ship.'
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 6/17/2015
101 Ways To Annoy The Witch reviews
*NO LONGER ON HIATUS* Join Brownie and her friends on a quest to hack off the Witch! Kevin, the Smoker who tries to do stuff properly! Adam, the Hunter who gets hurt all the time! Sapphire, Adam's younger sister and Brownie's best friend! Wolf, the 9 and a half foot tall Tank who absolutely hates the surviviors! WHOOP! XD
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,733 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Witch
A Oneshot: with More Oneshot Sprinkles on Top reviews
This is a oneshot smorgasboard. Or maybe it isn't. I could be lying to you. But I'm not. (Maybe.) This first one is about a crazy spaceman called Benny, a crazy hybrid cat-unicorn called Unikitty, a crazy jerk called Daff, and some crazy frozen yogurt. (Contains crazy unicorn bacon bits) Accepting (crazy) requests. Requests (crazy or other) must be T or below. Please no yaoi/yuri.
Lego Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,746 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/15/2015 - Published: 6/29/2014
Knight In Shining Blue Armor reviews
Benny is an eight year-old astronaut with rich parents. He meets a girl, Unikitty, who's parents are the King and Queen of Cloud Cuckoo Land. Life is happy, with no frowny faces, but can a certain matter of... well... Business change all that? *Backstory for Guilty Fries*
Lego Movie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,282 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Benny, Unikitty - Complete
Guilty Fries reviews
When Benny goes missing, Emmett, Lucy, and Unikitty go searching for him. They bump into Batman, who may or may not know just why the spaceman is missing... *Oneshot*
Lego Movie - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Complete
The Racers' Prophecy reviews
When an old foe comes back, a new friend follows closely. But to bring this friend to his full power, he requires a legendary racer. They will be the greatest superpower in all of Sugar Rush, if, that is, the foe can be conquered. Along with that, will one racer conquer his shy attitude toward the legendary racer? Rating may change for blood. Vanillabutter! :D
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Rancis F.
Super Paper Mario: Dimentio's Return reviews
Well, as you probably guessed from the title, Dimentio returns! Whoo! BUT! Will everyone accept him? Hmm... Contains my OC, Emerald. And mostly everyone else. DISCLAIMER: Super Paper Mario is not mine.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,813 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Dimentio
E-Mails reviews
*Set before H.I.V.E Five break up, and Jinx turns to the light side* Possibly the lighter side of an ambulance crash, a fight between the famous Teen Titans and the infamous villans, an obviously bonkers bank teller, and the break-in of Titans Tower by none other than the H.I.V.E. Read and review, reviewing readers! :D BB/Rae in the end, don't leave! It is there!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven
Magical Sniffles reviews
When Raven falls ill, what will the other Titans do to help?
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Complete
Halloween After The Apocalypse reviews
After the apocalypse, Ellis, Rochelle, and their two kids, go trick-or-treating. Guess who they find? Yup, that's right. Read on, my friends! Warning: May contain my rambling.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Ellis, Rochelle
The Infected Are Transforming reviews
The survivors have been hearing and seeing things... Strange things... What is it! Read on to find out!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Ellis, Rochelle
Joining The Infected reviews
3rd story! Brownie the Beagle Puppy has become Infected. -GASP- And with the help of some strange friends, she makes a life as an Infected.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2012