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Author has written 12 stories for Left 4 Dead, Mario, Teen Titans, Wreck-It Ralph, Lego Movie, and Steven Universe.

Hey guys. I sincerely doubt I'll be writing anything fanfiction-wise anymore unless someone requests it? I'm at school all week, work all weekend, doing homework blah blah blah. But! If you actually want to read the rotting stories I keep here, that's fine. The newest story's, what two years old? So don't expect high-quality work, lmao. Anyway, if you want to talk to me for whatever reason, feel free. I check back every now and then. :P Y'all have a good day/night!! (4/12/2017)

So I see a lot of people using their mental disorders as an excuse to be an ass, especially high-functioning autism. I have high-functioning autism and it makes me irritated, so I'd like begin to clear the record by saying that if I have ever come across as angry, rude, spiteful, obnoxious, etc., I sincerely apologize. My disorder is no excuse.

Now, do please understand, because of my autism, I do say things I am not aware is angry, rude, or spiteful. 99.99% of the time, I wasn't aware it came across that way. So help me learn. If I make a rude remark, PM me and, preferably politely (I am human), explain to me that it was rude. I'll drop what I'm doing and begin typing up a 10 page sincere apology. I want to learn how to be a better person. I want to know how to word things so that they don't come across in a negative way. You are not offending/triggering/upsetting me by telling me, "hey, ya done goofed." I want to learn, guys.

This also applies if I overshare or come across as creepy/stalker-ish. I get super-excited sometimes and let my thoughts run wild on the page. Just PM me, and I'll try my best to edit it!

I signed up to be a betareader so if anyone needs me I'll be huddling in my little slice of the Interwebs occasionally. Bloop!

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Box Full of Stories, by Live How You Want To Live. Lego Movie Archive.

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If you would like to roleplay or just talk, PM me! I am very friendly. I don't bite.

Things I will not do during a tornado:

1. I will not make a milkshake with a blender and say, "It's almost like a tornado!"

2. I will not drink my milkshake while my brothers are being sucked up and yelling for help, and reply, "That's nice."

3. I will not attempt to put out the tornado with a fire extingusher.

4. I will not throw a massive tub of glitter into the tornado.

5. I will not imitate the 4th of July by throwing fireworks into the tornado.

6. I will not sit on a couch and play on Minecraft PE while whizzing around in the tornado.

7. I will not attempt to jump to the top of the tornado.

8. I will not throw a blender in the tornado and say, "Well that's ironic."

9. I will not throw my mess into the tornado and yell, "Mum, I finished cleaning the house!"

10. When the tornado comes near, I will not tell an innocent bystander, "After you."

11. I will not chase the tornado barking like a dog.

12. While dressed as a cop, I will not yell at the tornado, "You ran that red light! AND the stop sign!"

13. When the tornado throws a random food-filled grocery bag at me, I will not look up and say, "You forgot my donuts."

14. I will not shoot a shotgun randomly at the tornado.

15. I will not yell, "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!" And run into the tornado.

16. I will not steal the tornado's pie.

17. I will not say, "It's a bird! It's a plane! Nope, it's just an innocent whirlwind of doom about to throw me to Wal-mart and back."

18. I will not throw Justin Bieber into the tornado. (Only I will >:D)

19. I will not attempt to slice the tornado in half with a katana.

20. I will not throw butter, bread, and jam into the tornado and say, "YEAH TOAST!"

21. I will not throw my brother in to the tornado and curtly say: "Fix it."

22. I will not look up and say, "I wonder if it reaches the clouds?"

23. I will not wonder how Chicken Licken is doing.

24. I will not attempt to patent the tornado for a vacuum cleaner substitute.

25. I will not try to throw my enemies (which are few and far between) into the tornado. I'll actually do it.

26. I will not call the police on the tornado.

27. I will not attempt to fix the town with duct tape.

28. I will not reenact 'The Boy Who Cried Wolf.'

29. I will not stroll down to Walmart as if nothing's happening.

30. I will not scream "IT'S THE APOCALYPSE- Hey look, puppy!" There may or may not be a puppy there.

31. I will not ask the tornado to kindly shut up as its' wind noise is distracting while I'm trying to watch TV.

32. I will not look at the clock and say, "It's too early for a destructive windtunnel. I'm going back to sleeping."

33. I will not ask the tornado if it has any spare bucks cause' I had to buy a tornado survival kit.

34. I will not spin around and imitate the tornado.

35. I will not yell, "NO SCHOOL! YAY!!!!!"

36. I will not yell at the tornado, "GET THE HE* OFF MY LAWN!"

37. I will not put on 3D glasses and say, "These graphics are AMAZING."

38. I will not munch on a sandwich while watching people scream and run around.

39. I will not fly in the tornado and say, "I can see my house from here!"

40. I will not wonder if my non-existent job provides me with health insurance.

41. I will not throw a rubber ducky at someone and say, "Jimmy will save you!"

42. I will not sing one of these following songs: "Can't Touch This," "Sweet Home Alabama," "Why Can't We Be Friends," "Coming to Take Me Away," "Sunshine, Lollipops, Rainbows...," or "Tornado."

43. I will not yell at the tornado, "YOU... SHALL NOT... PASS!!!!!"

44. I will not pretend I just had a shower.


46. I will not throw a couple of nails and a hammer in the tornado and say I fixed it.

47. I will not tell people all the tornado wants is a hug.

48. I will not throw timed explosives into the tornado.

49. I will not jump into the tornado and scream, "I CAN FLYYYYYY!"

50. I will not yell, "I REGRET NOTHING EXCEPT THIS PART!" And charge into the tornado.

51. I will not say, "That looks like my cousin!"

52. I will not ask Bob the Builder if he can fix it.

53. I will not borrow a megaphone and yell out to a crowd, "Contrary to popular belief, if you run into the tornado, you will be saved!

What’s Your Ancestry?

By BritishWaffleSyrup


(x) 1. You have fair hair/blue eyes/a strong build/messy hair/squarish features/large feet or hands.

(x) 2. You like to collect things, especially shiny things.

(x) 3. You love adventuring, especially if it involves a large ship.

() 4. People describe you as simply loving a good time.

() 5. You are a particularly good fighter, or people tend to be a bit intimidated by your size and build.

() 6. You love the sound of metal, or creaking of wood.

() 7. You like to make weapons.

(x) 8. You love the cold.

(x) 9. You hate seeing your friends in danger or hurt, and you see suspicious people near your friends or family as a threat.

(x) 10. You are loud when you talk, you may trip up on your words, or tend to lurch and/or take large strides when you walk.

Total: 6

Later Caveman:

(x) 1. Shiny things or little things in life amuse you greatly.

(x) 2. You are afraid of new situations or people.

(x)3. While you are curious, some things scare you a lot, such as loud or bright things.

() 4. You are a good hunter.

(x) 5. When cornered by an animal, you pick up the nearest heavy thing and yell.

(x) 6. You are not afraid to embarrass yourself in front of people you know.

(x) 7. You are a good artist.

(x) 8. You love nature.

() 9. The ocean scares you.

() 10. You are unbelievably strong.

Total: 7

Medieval Farmer:

(x) 1. You love animals, both for themselves and delicious meat.

(x) 2. You don’t mind getting your hands dirty.

(x) 3. Tight clothing, such as skinny jeans, feels too constricting.

(x) 4. As a little girl/boy, you would play in mud puddles or dirt and search for bugs or earthworms.

(x) 5. You are a bit stronger than your peers.

() 6. You like to use rakes, shovels, spades, hoes (the tool, not the person,) and/or any other large tool.

() 7. You dislike the cold.

() 8. You have round features, but you may be tall.

() 9. You like large trucks, wagons, or horses.

() 10.You were never really good at math or science.

Total: 5

European Royalty or Higher Society Class:

() 1. You have an assertive/ challenging/ angry/ judgmental attitude.

() 2. You have to be a gentleman or ladylike person, and people who dress or eat a bit/ a lot sloppily disgust you.

(x) 3. People tend to hear your voice amongst others.

() 4. Everything HAS to be perfect.

() 5. You feel stressed a lot, even though you might not have a reason to be.

() 6. You feel flustered or irritated when things don’t go your way, or exactly as you planned.

() 7. You are very calculating, and a good planner.

() 8. You might have a spoiled attitude.

() 9. You expect a lot out of the people around you.

() 10. Your friends don’t have to be like you- as long as they look nice, they’re fine.

Total: 1

Explorer/ Settler:

(x) 1. You are very open-minded.

(x) 2. You are an optimist.

(x) 3. You don’t disapprove of new ideas- as long as they get the same result.

() 4. You dislike straying away from the end point, or result of where ever you may be going.

(x) 5. New places excite you, but you may feel a little intimidated.

() 6. You are eager to try new things.

() 7. You were always good with maps and angles.

() 8. Estimating is no problem for you.

(x) 9. Even if it’s the best place you’ve ever stayed, you feel an urge to see if you can find somewhere better or more interesting.

(x) 10. You can never turn down a challenge.

Total: 6


(x) 1. While you smile and nod, a little high-pitched voice in the back of your head shrieks, “DESTROY THEM ALL!!!”

(x) 2. Even if you belong to the human race, you find yourself describing them as, ‘the humans.’

() 3. Insanity is your life.

(x) 4. Contrasting colors, like everything else in life, amuse you greatly.

() 5. You can easily pull off the, “I-Am-Evil-Batman-Come-to-Take-Over-and-Destroy-Life-as-You-Know-It” look, but prefer the evil yet adorable fluffy bunny look.

() 6. You enjoy making fun of others, despite the consequences.

(x) 7. ‘Get a job, a wife/husband, and a decent house’ aren’t on your itinerary. ‘Blow up the universe, create a new one, and sit in my lair while plotting how to blow up the one I created five minutes ago’ is.

() 8. You enjoy revenge.

(x) 9. You argue with yourself, and there is a 50/50 chance you will lose.

() 10. You are prone to random bursts of laughter.

Total: 5

Later Cavewoman, huh? This doesn't surprise me much.

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Together Together by Koware ta reviews
Awakening with no memories, a de-aged Bruce Wayne has only one thought. To flee from someone that is hunting him. Along the way he meets a green eyed boy who's in the same situation. The two decide to work together to find out how to survive their stalker and regain their memories. But when they learn the truth will they be willing to go back to the life they had before.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/5 - Published: 11/24/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker
Castle Bleck Oneshots A-Z by The Chortling Mermaid reviews
Super Paper Mario one-shots. Each chapter beginning with the next letter of the alphabet. T to be safe. (Friend of Fawful)
Mario - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,660 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/23 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Enemies, Count Bleck/Blumiere - Complete
It Takes a Lot to Scare Away A Cat by Dreamflight4630 reviews
A relationship between the Scarecrow and Catwoman was almost a laughable idea: both were too wrapped up in their own schemes (not to mention Selina had a thing with Batman going on!) And yet, the two just seemed to be getting closer and closer to one another—all without meaning to. (Scaredy Cat ship, inspired by the tumblr blog askarkham. Rated T because supervilliany stuff.)
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,580 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/18 - Published: 3/11 - [J. Crane/Scarecrow, Selina K./Catwoman] [Poison Ivy, Jervis T./Mad Hatter]
The Secret Life of Emmet Brickowski by liamdude5 reviews
Emmet has some daydreams and is afraid to ask Lucy something. However, when Cloud Cuckooland is in trouble, he must overcome that and go on an adventure. Based on The Secret Life of Walter Mitty. Rated PG 13 for suggestive references, mild language, and mild peril.
Lego Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,738 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Emmet B., Wyldstyle, President Business/Lord Business, Benny
Steven Lazuli by Candy-Vegetto reviews
AU. Ten years ago, on a solemn hour, one trivial mistake breaks Lapis Lazuli free. Fueled with hatred, she seized the Crystal Gems' most prized possession; their legacy; their Steven, and fled into the night. History as you know it, has been rewritten since then. [Covers for this story by SsjGojux20.]
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,884 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 9/28/2015 - Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U., Lapis Lazuli
A very hot morning by Scriddlerlover78
Another short scriddler fluffy fic. Its a very loose follow on from my precious story 'Sick Like Me'. Jonathan tries to cook and it doesn't go well.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30
A study in tea and cereal by Scriddlerlover78 reviews
Short scriddler story, kinda a loose follow up of my previous story 'Sick Like Me'. Just these two rogues doing cute domestic stuff.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28
8 Years Later by TheForceIsStrongWithThisOne reviews
The Titans split up and go their separate ways and after 8 years Raven and BB cross paths. Resurrecting the story, with some big changes. Back with more epilogues. Warning: You may encounter fluffiness! The Christmas epilogue continues!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 282,116 - Reviews: 2159 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 12/11/2016 - Published: 5/8/2013 - [Beast Boy, Raven] [Robin, Starfire]
The Reaper by Flamegirl217 reviews
Someone is abducting Gotham's villains. Batman has to find the culprit before the rogues are hurt. Or worse.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,691 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2016 - Bruce W., E. Nigma, Jonathan C., Mad Hatter - Complete
Chin Up by aya-kun.zeroaddicted reviews
"Psst. Alfie!" Jason peers out of his room and signals Alfred as he passes by.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2016 - Jason T./Red Hood
The Return to Gravity Falls by EZB reviews
Mabel and Dipper return to Gravity Falls three years after their life-altering summer vacation spent with their Grunkle Stan, to find that Gravity Falls never stops being, well, weird. As the twins encounter old friends and reconnect with the supernatural inhabitants of Gravity Falls, new dangers lurk just outside of the knowledge of Uncle Stanfords old journals.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 89 - Words: 935,783 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 10/22/2016 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Soos, Wendy
Left 2 Die: Infected by moviebuffgirl reviews
"Humans aren't the only ones who need to survive." The Green Flu outbreak has torn families apart. Nick has been separated from Julie, his 12-year old daughter, who has been Infected with the Witch strain. She, along with three other Special Infected, travel to New Orleans, where Julie hopes to reunite with her dad. Follows the Left 4 Dead 2 storyline, but with an Infected twist.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,410 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Witch, Ellis, Rochelle, Nick - Complete
On the Horizon by AzureEmerald reviews
While the Crystal Gems are in the process of tracking Peridot down for good, Steven isn't so willing to believe she's as dangerous as the Gems may think. A heartfelt conversation with the stray Gem seems to confirm his suspicions and now Steven is determined to keep their newly formed companionship a secret. The real question is, how long can that last? [CURRENTLY EDITING]
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,654 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 9/13/2015 - Steven U., Connie M., Peridot
One Second Too Late by No1fan15 reviews
Pearl - It was her fault that Jasper escaped. She could explain why she did what she did... couldn't she? Jasper - It was her fault for failing her mission. She could explain her actions... right? Everyone else - They would understand... wouldn't they?
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/14/2016
The Only Cards In My Hand Are Diamonds And Hearts by WhiskerFin reviews
It's only been a few short months since everyone has arrived on the Meteor, and Jade's starting to get extremely curious about troll quadrants. Sollux volunteers, dragging an unwilling Karkat along with him. Be prepared for palesmut, excessive cuddling, hand-holding, and maybe some (gasp) kissing.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2016 - Dave S., Jade H., Karkat V., Sollux C.
Redemption by RinnaCarebim reviews
The Gems never found Peridot in the Kindergarten, but Steven did. He has only one request: to be friends.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,732 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 1/26/2016 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Steven U., Peridot
Glitch by No1fan15 reviews
After Peridot crashes on Earth, she thinks it'll be a minor annoyance to find a way to leave, but now her gem is damaged, Malachite's unfused and Jasper is on the loose. Lapis convinces Peridot to go to Steven for help, but the crack in Peridots' gem is widening, bringing strange new memories with it. -Lots of Headcanons-Lapidot- Dark themes-Feels everywhere *muffled evil laughter*
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,195 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 4/17/2015 - [Lapis Lazuli, Peridot] Steven U., Connie M. - Complete
Teen Fortress 2 by SchizophrenicFrankie reviews
Felix, a German boy, is accepted into the unusual school for the Reliable Excavators and Demolitionists. He is given a class and a weapon, makes friends and suffers loss. Soon you will see how this nervous, etiquette and caring boy from Stuttgart is transformed into the malicious, insane and uncaring Medic. High School AU.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 54,503 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Heavy, Medic, Scout, Spy - Complete
Cobalt by Scampae reviews
Centuries ago, Cobalt was left to die on the planet of Corundum. Now she searches for a way home, battling monsters, the elements, and isolation to get back to her own people. Then one day she finds a warp to a distant blue planet, untouched by gems for thousands of years. Can Cobalt integrate to a foreign world being alone for so long? Can anyone on Earth break her shell?
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2015 - Pearl, Steven U., OC
The Safety Fence Which Held the Ocean by Pleasedontjudgemeinthefuture reviews
'There was one thing that was currently truly crystal clear. He sincerely missed Lapis. He missed her a lot.' Post Steven bomb 0.2, the gems are still searching for Peridot as anxieties grow over the return of threats to Earth. The Crystal Gems are facing their biggest challenge yet, the terror of an unknown future and possible war. Warning: This fic will destroy you.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 77,194 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Pearl, Steven U., Jasper, Peridot
Deny Everything by SharpieSam reviews
Two nerds in love can only mean chaos and insane paranormal investigations. A series of drabbles centered around Peridot and Ronaldo's crazy adventures.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,012 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 7/7/2015 - [Peridot, Ronaldo F.]
The Unnamed by Thefandomexpert reviews
The Beast awakens; cold, alone, and entirely human somewhere in the forest snow-covered forest. He's not sure why he's there, or how it happened, but either way he isn't very happy. Or, alternatively: Names are important. It's a pity the Beast can't remember his. (crossposted from AO3)
Over the Garden Wall - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/27/2015 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Beatrice, The Beast, The Woodsman
A Crack-filled Story by Nicole and Meta by Space Dimentio reviews
Nicole Peach and I did a writing exercise, birthing a glitter-filled pie hell crackfic.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2015 - Fawful, Dimentio, Bonechill, Queen Jaydes - Complete
Jurassic Bound by maidofpasta reviews
Jade Harley is an expert on endangered carnivores. When she was hired by eccentric billionaire/movie producer Dave Strider to work with him, the last thing she expected was to raise raptors. Even less: the scandal that threatened her very job. (this will stay a oneshot for the time being. If it gets popular then I'll write more.) davejade jurassicstuck
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/11/2015 - [Jade H., Dave S.] Karkat V.
Tourmaline by Phantomrose96 reviews
A fight with the Crystal Gems has left Peridot cracked within an inch of her life. Trapped on Earth, with no one and no way to get home, Peridot's all but given up hope. But she doesn't know the lengths Steven is willing to go to in order to keep her alive.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,818 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Complete
How To Write A Steven Universe Fanfiction by MiscellaneousSoup reviews
A completely serious ten-step guide to writing the perfect Steven Universe fanfiction! (Warning: Contains heavy amounts of snark. Do not read while operating a bulldozer or walking your dog.)
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Complete
In Which Young Matesprits Do A Scenario by HVK reviews
Terezi and Karkat (conceding at last to play her live-action roleplaying hobby) play out one of her courtroom scenarios, roleplaying as their ancestors and indulging in a bit of feelings for each other.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,515 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Karkat V., Terezi P. - Complete
Pearl Likes Pie by Gemology reviews
Pearl has always liked pie. But there is a dark secret about pie that she can never reveal.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2015 - Pearl - Complete
The Nightmare Curse by MexiGirl56 reviews
Before he died, Antasma struck Dreambert in the heart just before Mario went into the portal, and so that nightmare energy thrived secretly within the prince. Now that it's awakened, can Mario, Luigi and company save him? Or will he be destroyed by the evil curse? Little did they know that this quest uncovers secrets of his past far more astounding than they could ever imagine.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,500 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 12/10/2014 - Mario, Luigi, Antasma, Prince Dreambert
Super Mario 64 Volume 1: Bob-omb Battlefield by Kai Anderson reviews
This fanfiction offers amazing ideas that are so well-written, they appear to be cannon to the game, though never mentioned. It cleverly ties in ideas from other games, while still keeping to the exact flow of the original game. This is indeed one of the most real-feeling fanfics for Mario and though you wil find humor, it takes on a serious tone.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,324 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Mario, Lakitu
Something New by KRenee reviews
Nick had expected to die the moment he realized he'd fallen out of the chopper. He didn't though. Apparently, he was caught in midair by some little brat named "Dal." That would've been fine if Dal wasn't a Hunter. It would've been even better if Dal would leave him alone. Apparently, "go away" is too much to ask for in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 139,607 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Nick, Hunter, Ellis, OC - Complete
Not so Different by Sunshine0927 reviews
Emmet meets a young girl named Emily and the two become good friends, but there are a few problems; She's in danger, she's homeless, and becomes very ill. And maybe Emmet can solve them. Humanized fanfic.
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,074 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 8/12/2014
Children of the Candy Corn by cornpony reviews
Felix takes a wrong turn in the Sugar Rush castle and ends up in the dungeon, where he makes a horrifying discovery. Prisoner or not, they shouldn't treat another character that way...something's wrong, here...
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,192 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, King Candy/Turbo
Sport Teachings by Waluigi Rose reviews
Rosalina feels left out that everyone knows how to play sports. The Mario Bros. can't teach her, but they know a jerk plumber who can... WaΓuigi!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Waluigi, Rosetta/Rosalina
Ways To Annoy Dimentio by FairHairedAdventureSeeker reviews
Join a crazy cast of characters as they go on a quest to annoy the jester Dimentio! OC warning References to other games warning. In the process of having some chapters rewritten.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 33,415 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Dimentio
Road To Recovery by MajesticGull reviews
Now that Emmet is back at home, Lucy is determined to help him heal both mentally and physically. But when an unsuspected problem with his recovery shows up, no one knows how to get their Emmet back. Sequel to 'Where Are You'.
Lego Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,818 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 4/22/2014 - [Emmet B., Wyldstyle] - Complete
The Dreamer by The Blue-eyed Storier reviews
One of the Master Builders in Lord Business' Think Tank has a prophetic dream about the Special - about to be killed. It is up to Isolette, a crippled and troubled young woman, to save Emmet before the Lego people's only hope is crushed forever.
Lego Movie - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Emmet B., Wyldstyle, Good Cop/Bad Cop, OC - Complete
Switch by LegoPyro reviews
Four times they fought for control, and one time they didn't.
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2014
Lost in the Moonlight by Maihowl reviews
Waking up with a bad hair day is one thing, but waking up as a beast is another... Follow the Titans as they wander through a strange world where new friendships will bloom, chaos will ensue and even a little romance will be tested and kindled as the Titans find themselves wandering lost in the moonlight.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,117 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven, Robin, Starfire
Teen Titans 100 Words, 100 Chapter Challenge: The Adventures of Silkie by Vivat Musa reviews
One hundred chapters, each one hundred words, about the mind of the famous worm, Silkie! There is more to the lovable worm than meets the eye... Will you accept the challenge to write for your own favorite character?
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Silkie
Who am I? by Owen96 reviews
Each chapter I will describe a Mario character. In the chapter after that, I will reveal who it is. MILESTONE ACHIEVED: TEN CHAPTERS! Thanks to the sixty that reviewed in this story and the 137 reviews overall!
Mario - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,698 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012
Sleep Here by Tsukita reviews
Pain does not disappear overnight. Broken hearts don't mend instantly. And some wounds require extra attention, for if left alone, they will fester. BBRae Complete
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,598 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
A Collection of Wykkdness by rated k for kool reviews
Raven and Kyd Wykkyd one shots. Kyd/Rae friendship. Rated T for language
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,004 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Raven, Kyd Wykkyd
He's Smarter Than He Looks by TheElementHero-deactivated reviews
Beast Boy is bored. Cyborg makes a bet. Will our favourite little grass-stain come out alive?
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Left 4 Dead - Dead Verge by MyChemicalFiction reviews
An original take on how the two sets of survivors met, and in order to survive they need to help each other through hell and back...
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,525 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Zoey, Ellis - Complete
Beached by Tz20 reviews
A dire situation leaves Raven and Beast Boy stranded on an island in the middle of no where. The two eventually discover that they are not alone and must work together with one of their most notorious villains to survive. Will they all survive until someone finds them? I suck at summaries! This story is mainly focused on BBxRae. Rated T for language.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven
Trapped by AGmegan101 reviews
This is my first Teen Titans facfic. Please tell me what you think, plus any ideas or anything like that. Basically, the Teen Titans get trapped somewhere (I won't tell you where- you have to read to find out). They find out about Beastboy's past. BBRae and RobStar pairings.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,400 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven, Cyborg, Robin - Complete
Wolf Platoon Crash Landing by WoofVolts reviews
A powerful team of an alien race called the Wolfians is sent to Earth in order to conquer it, but a slight difficulty causes some setbacks to their mission... This is my first story, but I planned this for a while, so please no harsh comments.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Bowser Jr., Koopalings
Where Are You! by Felix The Tuxedo Cat reviews
*COMPLETE!* Dimentio hits his head and falls unconcious, only to awaken and find that he's lost one of his 5 senses. Whick one, you ask? Read on to find out! R&R! P.S. this happens after the game, and the rating may rise. Be prepared for crazy ammounts of OOCness! POSSIBLE Darkfic warning!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Dimentio, Mr. L - Complete
Cruel world, cruel word by CommanderAuri reviews
Two survivors are left out in a contaminated zone. Will they survive?
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Complete
Left 4 wed by Wandering to her doom reviews
A Hunter, a bride Witch and a best man Smoker. You do the math! HunterXWitch takes place in The passing level.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Hunter, Witch - Complete
I'd Rather Be Left 4 Dead by Tailsdoll123 reviews
"Listen, this may be hard for you to understand be we are all going to die a painful death and it's your fault." "Dude! I only asked where the bathroom was!" Spring Fountain Valley has been overrun by the infected! Rescue won't come for another two weeks, will these five weird survivors make it? Probably not but we can still laugh at them for trying.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,627 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012
The Huntress by Katlana Child reviews
I hop from my position, pushing with my legs and landing swiftly in front of her. Her shrieks cease when she spots me and continue, but louder. She knows her death is inescapable and I like that.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Hunter
When You're Going Through Hell - Keep Going by thecheekygirl reviews
Dead, undead, just sick, it doesn't matter. It's kill or be killed. Follow the stories of three different groups of survivors as they go through living hell. Walkers, common infected, zombies, who cares? Just shoot. ACCEPTING OCS! More details inside, rated T for now (maybe change depending on the ocs).
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,481 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 9/27/2012
The Party by Felix The Tuxedo Cat reviews
Blumiere and Timpani go out for the night, leaving the minions, Dimentio, Mimi, ect., alone with no supervision WHATSOEVER. What do you think will hapen? This is after Super Paper Mario, and dimentio has been rescued from the Underwhere after being reformed and all that jazz. The chapters will get longer, I promise. Enjoy! P.S. please review, I need new ideas! I accept requests!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012
Coffee Solves Everything by Tailsdoll123 reviews
"Listen you little freak, this is my coffee! If you want some, you're going to have to kill me for it!" "Heheheheh!" "OKAY, OKAY! TAKE THE COFFEE, JUST STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!"-There's only one way to deal with a Jockey and that is COFFEE!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Jockey - Complete
A Part of the Pack by DemonicK reviews
I don't understand what's going on. I don't know what's happened to all the people... Sick, or dead... or something worse. But I found a few who are different, and I think these ones are good. For one thing, they feed me. And that girl knows just the right spot to scratch behind my ears...
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,197 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 10/22/2009
Obsessive Fangirl by Mowo64 reviews
Luigi, Kamek, Fawful, Dimentio, and Mr. L are dragged on a grand adventure to the Underwhere and back by their worst nightmare-a Fangirl. With Game-Overs, Curses, Fights, Chaos, Insanity, and Hilarity, these poor fandoms won't know what hit them!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 82,274 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Luigi, Dimentio - Complete
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A Peridot's Thoughts reviews
*Stevenbomb 2.0 spoilers* Peridot's point of view from the events of 'Jailbreak' to 'Friend Ship.'
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 6/17/2015
101 Ways To Annoy The Witch reviews
*NO LONGER ON HIATUS* Join Brownie and her friends on a quest to hack off the Witch! Kevin, the Smoker who tries to do stuff properly! Adam, the Hunter who gets hurt all the time! Sapphire, Adam's younger sister and Brownie's best friend! Wolf, the 9 and a half foot tall Tank who absolutely hates the surviviors! WHOOP! XD
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,733 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Witch
A Oneshot: with More Oneshot Sprinkles on Top reviews
This is a oneshot smorgasboard. Or maybe it isn't. I could be lying to you. But I'm not. (Maybe.) This first one is about a crazy spaceman called Benny, a crazy hybrid cat-unicorn called Unikitty, a crazy jerk called Daff, and some crazy frozen yogurt. (Contains crazy unicorn bacon bits) Accepting (crazy) requests. Requests (crazy or other) must be T or below. Please no yaoi/yuri.
Lego Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,746 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/15/2015 - Published: 6/29/2014
Knight In Shining Blue Armor reviews
Benny is an eight year-old astronaut with rich parents. He meets a girl, Unikitty, who's parents are the King and Queen of Cloud Cuckoo Land. Life is happy, with no frowny faces, but can a certain matter of... well... Business change all that? *Backstory for Guilty Fries*
Lego Movie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,282 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Benny, Unikitty - Complete
Guilty Fries reviews
When Benny goes missing, Emmett, Lucy, and Unikitty go searching for him. They bump into Batman, who may or may not know just why the spaceman is missing... *Oneshot*
Lego Movie - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Complete
The Racers' Prophecy reviews
When an old foe comes back, a new friend follows closely. But to bring this friend to his full power, he requires a legendary racer. They will be the greatest superpower in all of Sugar Rush, if, that is, the foe can be conquered. Along with that, will one racer conquer his shy attitude toward the legendary racer? Rating may change for blood. Vanillabutter! :D
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Rancis F.
Super Paper Mario: Dimentio's Return reviews
Well, as you probably guessed from the title, Dimentio returns! Whoo! BUT! Will everyone accept him? Hmm... Contains my OC, Emerald. And mostly everyone else. DISCLAIMER: Super Paper Mario is not mine.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,813 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Dimentio
E-Mails reviews
*Set before H.I.V.E Five break up, and Jinx turns to the light side* Possibly the lighter side of an ambulance crash, a fight between the famous Teen Titans and the infamous villans, an obviously bonkers bank teller, and the break-in of Titans Tower by none other than the H.I.V.E. Read and review, reviewing readers! :D BB/Rae in the end, don't leave! It is there!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven
Magical Sniffles reviews
When Raven falls ill, what will the other Titans do to help?
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Complete
Halloween After The Apocalypse reviews
After the apocalypse, Ellis, Rochelle, and their two kids, go trick-or-treating. Guess who they find? Yup, that's right. Read on, my friends! Warning: May contain my rambling.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Ellis, Rochelle
The Infected Are Transforming reviews
The survivors have been hearing and seeing things... Strange things... What is it! Read on to find out!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Ellis, Rochelle
Joining The Infected reviews
3rd story! Brownie the Beagle Puppy has become Infected. -GASP- And with the help of some strange friends, she makes a life as an Infected.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2012