Author has written 6 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Legend of Zelda, and Pokémon.
Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to the glorious profile of the great... Lord PIKACHU! AHAHAHAHA! (Thunder rumbles) ... Er, anyway, if you're bothering to read this thing, then you must be some nosy fellow who wants to know some stuff about me. So then I suppose I'll tell you a few things:
FIRST: THE ALL IMPORTANT PERSONAL QUESTIONS ONLY THE SERIAL KILLERS CARE ABOUT:
Religious Faith: I am a Christian... So obviously, if you ever see me in real life, I'll be that crazed, unshaven, wild-eyed, scientifically-illiterate, bible-thumping hillbilly in front of Wal-Mart screaming about the never-ending fires of Hell that are waiting to consume your soul for all eternity.
...Remember to say hi.
School: I'm homeschooled... Which means I'm weird...
The Pename: Well... The Pikachu is because I like Pokemon, (though only the games and manga; not a huge fan of the anime...) and the lord is because well, come on, who wouldn't like their own little castle and serfs? Right?
SECOND: THE GREAT AND MIGHTY LIKES/DISLIKES LISTS
People seem to like them, so why not? These are in no particular order...
3. Video Games
4. Science and Research
8. Playing Piano
4. FPS Games
6. Cable TV
7. My own Left-Handedness
THIRD: WHY THIS IDIOT YOU COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT IS ON THIS SITE:
Well... Honestly... I simply just started to write one day because I was bored... and I liked it... so I wrote more... and more... and more... AND MORE... AND MORE... AND MOOOORE! GAHAHAHAHA! OHOHOHOHO! AHAHAHAHA!
Anyway, I'm here because... I don't know... Just a bit bored...
Even though I personally do not want to, I really think Fanfiction is a good hobby for those who have a desire to go into writing as a possible career; as the practice you get sets a nice base for you. So if you don't have an account, get one - if you want...
FORTH: MY UNHEALTHY VIDEO GAME OBSESSION:
Favorite Video Games in no Real Order:
1: Pokemon Gold
2: Super Mario Sunshine
3: Kingdom Hearts
4: Pokemon Sapphire
5: Super Smash Bros Melee
6: Super Mario World
7: The Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask
8: The Legend of Zelda the Wind Waker
10: Bravely Default
(As you can see by the list, I'm pretty much a Nintendo kind of person; with exceptions.)
By the way, I don't really like Xbox... at all. Very few exclusives I'd ever really want to play on there.
FIFTH: STUFF ABOUT THIS IDIOT'S WRITING:
Now I definitely don't claim to be some hotshot when it comes to writing stories - I have plenty to learn. But I like to take pride in my grammar, so if you spot ANY typos or grammatical errors in my stories, PLEASE inform me in a PM or a review! I would appreciate it.
My update times vary as to my ever-changing schedule, so you may see weekly updates for a while, (that's actually a lie, I don't often update that quickly,) then find a month has gone by before you see the chapter count go up on something. So I just want to reassure you that if you don't see an update on something for a long time, there's a 99.99% chance that I haven't forgotten or abandoned it, I just haven't gotten to updating yet. In fact, I'm probably already working on the next chapter.
My average update time is about one update every two weeks (coughliescough), so that comes out to about two updates a month, and twenty-four updates in a year... Sounds pathetic, but is about right I think... My story priorities are usually Blank first and foremost; Family Game Night second; and this other thing that has yet to be published in third. About what you can expect from genre-wise, mostly comedic stuff - crack, parody ect. - but I may put out a romance or even angst oneshot if I feel like a sap or something... Who knows? One thing I'll inform you of in advance is that you'd never EVER see me write a lemon or anything else explicit. Not in your wildest dreams. Well, maybe your WILDEST dreams... but probably only those. Regardless, you will see me mocking popular Yaoi pairings and such in my parodies; as about three quarters of them are entirely unrealistic. No offense intended to the fangirls, but... yeah.
SIXTH: A SPEECH ABOUT THE COUNTRY'S CURRENT POLITICAL STATE FROM THE NMIA (NATIONAL MAGIKARP INTRESTS ASSOCIATION):
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Well, that's the end... Thanks for reading it, and I hope you decide to scroll down a bit and browse through a story or two of mine. ...If you want.
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