Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.
I want to apologize for not writing for quite some time. I have been unable to get back into writing, and have been focusing mostly on reading fanfictions at this point. If you wish to discuss my plans for my current fics, I would be more than happy to do so. Just send me a PM. Again, I am sorry.
Hey, I am Nick. I enjoy playing around with different stories and adding twists, giving cynical commentary, or even putting my little sister into the story to see what chaos she can create. I decided that it's high time I expose others to my brilliant plots and see if you agree with me or not.
I am going to mess around with a couple stories at once, and most likely in different sections at that. So don't expect consistency. Also, to give you a fair warning, my sister can be very demanding. So she may decide to get me to write a story for her in a section that I don't choose. So don't judge people! It's all Emily's fault!
This is the picture of Heidi in Back to School with You:
Current Stories Running:
To Kill or Not to Kill: Edward has been on his own for a year now. He rebelled from Carlisle after Alice and Jasper had joined the coven, so this is much later than the original rebellious period. But now he's met Bella, a beautiful girl who is also his singer. When he learns that she is moving to the same place that his family is, he decides to reunite with the Cullens. But he isn't eager to give up his new lifestyle. Will the need to feed be too much for Edward? Or will Bella be able to turn him around and see that he doesn't have to be a monster? On Hold Due To Writer's Block
Back to School With You: Albus Dumbledore has called upon old ally Carlisle Cullen. He asks that the family comes to Hogwarts in order to protect Harry Potter. Will this perfect family be able to hide the fact they are not really witches or wizards? And what is going to happen when You Know Who returns? Post Breaking Dawn, During Goblet of Fire. Normal Pairings. T to be safe. In case you couldn't figure this out, it's a Harry Potter and Twilight crossover.
Possible Future Stories:
Thinking about doing a Twilight Chat Room style fic. I have a couple ideas but I haven't put anything to paper yet. Tell me if you think it's a good idea.
Send me a message if you've got ideas. I play around with quite a few different fandoms, so if you think I might know it, send it!
I have had a few people ask if I'm only into Cannon pairings. I do normally favor the cannon ships, I have a couple non-cannon pairings that I like. So I'm going to list some of my favorite ships.
XMen: (This includes the TV series, comics, and movies)
Kitty/Piotr, Rogue/Gambit, Kitty/Lance(XMen Evolution), Wolverine/Storm,
Neville/Luna, Hermione/Krum, Hermione/Ron
Twilight: I love all the Cannon pairs, but these are my favorites
Renesmee/Jacob, Bella/Jacob, Leah/Embry, Leah/Jacob, Bella/Riley, Quil/Clare,
And, I figured since I am writing a crossover for these two, I need to include my favorite crossover ships
Bella/Fred or George, Hermione/Jacob, Renesmee/Harry
My sister was looking around on profiles, and decided I should do some of this as well...I'm so screwed.
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (Pop. It is painful)
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (They were standing right next to each other...)
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on (My sister thinks she's so funny...)
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident (I fall victim to the shoes)
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on (Don't stay up late kiddies)
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth
Wow, I'm an idiot.
Weasley? Fred and George
Character, Overall? Neville
Female Character? Hermione
Male Characters? Neville
Group Of Characters? Dumbledore's Army
Adult? Remus Lupin
Non-Canon Ship? Luna/Neville
Sweet? Pumpkin Pasties
Weasley Twin? Can I just say both?
Product? Invisibility Cloak (Harry's)
Couples? What Do You Think?
Harry/Hermione? Alternate Universe possibly
Harry/Pansy? I'm sorry, who is this Pansy person and why is her name next to Harry's?
Ron/Lavender? Five words. She gets on my nerves
Ron/Luna? More likely than Harry Luna, but still, no
Ron/Pansy? Who wrote this?
Ron/Fleur? Ain't happenin'
Hermione/Draco? Who came up with this idea. I mean, come on!
Hermione/FredORGeorge? Would be amusing, but...no
Lily/Lupin? Better than the other two, but I love Tonks and Lupin
Draco/Pansy? I would have been fine if she was never born, but Draco had a bit of a redeeming moment.
Fred/Angelina? It could happen.
This Or That?
Harry or Ron? Harry
Hermione or Ginny? Hermione
Neville or Seamus? Neville, what kind of question is this?
Snape or Slughorn? Snape
Fred Or George? Both
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Ginny
Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione? Ron/Hermione
Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? Harry/Hermione, but I don't really go for it
Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna? Ron/Hermione
Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione? Hermione/Krum
Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione? Ron/Hermione
ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey? Butterbeer
Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes? Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Hog’s Head Or The Three broomsticks? The Three Broomsticks
James/Lily or Snape/Lily? James/Lily all the way
Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? Hogwarts, that's a stupid question
Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley? Diagon Alley all the way :)
Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? Malfoy Manor, it's cool
Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees? Fizzing Whizbees
Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet? Witch Weekly
Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? Barty Crouch
Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw? Gyrffindor
Oh, the things I do... Why? Why did I get myself into this?
List Twelve of your favorite characters from HP, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.
4. Bellatrix Lestrange
8. Hedwig (She is a character)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No. Please do not write this fic, I will beg just don't
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Um... I feel like I could be hurt if I answer this question wrong...so I guess she can be hot...but I have others I like over her.
3. What you happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Human and Owl...something tells me that wouldnt go over well.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Can I recall any fics not including Harry?
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Deep Breaths. It's not real. It's not real
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Neither. They are both disturbing.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve "going at it"?
I don't think Ron would step out alive...possibly not Tonks either
8. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff
Fluff is not a completely established term...
9. Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic
I... have no words for that.
10. Would you write Two/Four/Five?
My sister fell out of her chair laughing so hard at that idea.
11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Hedwig's theme of course. No question there
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Age difference love triangle alert!
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I haven't read enough HP Fics yet
14. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Fred and Hermione are in a happy relationship until Harry runs off with Hermione. Fred, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Sirius and a brief unhappy affair with Tonks, then follows the wise advice of Dumbledore and finds true love with George. Um...it's scary to think of the last combo...and the one night stand...and the affair...and the first part...
15. Would 3 and 7 make a good couple?
16. How would 9 react if 11 died?
Well, we know that he would feel like he lost the last piece of his family. For a better more detailed discription, read the end of OotP and the beginning of HBP
17. Who would most likely join the Order of the Phoenix, 3, 6, 9, or 10?
Lupin, he is part of the Order
18. Who would most likely become a death eater, 2, 5, 8, or 11?
Hedwig could have accidently been given to Draco instead
19. Who would make a better couple, 1/6 or 2/4?
Ron and Bellatrix...AHH! Bad images! Go away!
20. Write a summary for a tragedy fanfiction about 5 and 9.
"What happens when your mentor dies in front of you, killed by someone he trusted, and you can't do a thing to stop it?" Wow, that sounds like the end of HBP...
21. For a fanfiction about 7 and 12, what would the genre(s) most likely be?
22. Who would most likely kill who, 1 kill 2 or 9 kill 5?
Fred killing Ron
23. Who would make the best Auror, 1, 6, 8, or 10?
24. Who's better looking, 6 or 9?
92 of teenagers would die if Acercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this on your profile if you'd be one of the 8 that would be laughing their heads off!
If you confuse people with big words, then tell them to look it up in the dictionary, but they never do and keep pestering you until you tell them what it means, but didn't tell them, put this on your profile!
If you've ever looked at random people's profiles just to get these stupid things, put this on your profile!
IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
Personal Note: If something weird comes up, it's because my sister and I share the music. It's not my fault
Marvelous Toy-Peter Paul and Mary
Apparently I now have a weird robot. Cool.
Valjean's Confession- Les Miserables Cast
I wake up admitting that I'm a criminal...that's...swell?
First Day At School
Celebrate the Child- Michael Car
I'm celebrating Jesus because he is helping me go to school after being a criminal...okay...
Making Your New Best Friend
Fingerprints- Katy Perry
What is this song doing here? Well, apparently my new best friend is a rebel and wants to leave their mark...
Falling In Love
Who am I?- Les Miserables Cast
Um...I fell in love with the guy that the police think is me? Awkward moment...
Christmas at Denny's- Randy Stonehill
Um...I didn't break up with the guy...he died and I spent my night at Denny's after running away...I guess?
Night of Anguish- Les Miserables Cast
Prom ended up being a depressing night where we wonder if we're all going to die...that is...terrifying?
Building the Barricade- Les Miserables Cast
So after graduation, I am helping to form a student army to fight the power's of France...
Fruitcakes- Jimmy Buffett
Life's great because everyone is completely insane
Death Of A Close Friend
I'm Still Breathing- Katy Perry
I'm Breathing, but I want to join my friend in the grave... Or maybe I'm dying...
I Dreamed a Dream- Les Miserables Cast
I guess I think I've been used and was abandoned after giving birth...I don't understand my life!
Epilogue- Les Miserables Cast
There is something waiting on the other side for all of us.
Cross of Christ- Allison Durham
I wish that I had taken up the cross and I now want to become a bible thumper
Getting Back Together
Come Ye Sinners- Todd Agnew
I go and try to confess my sins...and end up meeting the love of my life
Birth Of A Child
Bearers of the Light- Michael Card
My child has a hard life ahead of them, but it will be worth it. He will bear the light and dispose of the darkness.
Fantine's Arrest- Les Miserables Cast
My fiance is arrested for being a whore...
Self Inflicted- Katy Perry
I crashed the car on purpose
Wait for your Rain- Todd Agnew
I wait for redemption to find me.
Hope- Michael Card
There is hope for those I leave behind...I think?
Walk into Freedom- Alison Durham
So now I'm free from listening to all of you whine! Yes!
In the Shelter- Jjmmy Buffett
Um...I don't know what to say about that.
I Thirst for You- Randy Stonehill
I'm in heaven and I just want to love god because I used to be a nerd.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.(BOLD the ones that apply to you)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (EMO IS A TYPE OF 80'S MUSIC)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-ing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (AN, Fanguy... -.-)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.