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Author has written 55 stories for American McGee's Alice, Victorious, Austin & Ally, Web Shows, Big Time Rush, South Park, High School Musical, Glee, Misc. Games, Princess Debut, Where's Waldo?, and Slender.
Hello, I am XxUnwrittenxX! I write mostly for Web Shows, and that's alright by me. I love Smosh and SmoshGames, Cryaotic (my favorite YouTuber), PewDiePie, and I really love Markiplier, but I haven't written anything for him. I should. Yes.
I also love South Park, Alice In Wonderland related things, The Witch's House, Mad Father, and basically any really amazing story-driven game. I also worship Guitar Hero and Rock Band. Man, I need to get a life.
My favorite couples are:
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Name 12 of your favorite characters from any fandom.
1.) Ian Hecox (Smosh, Smosh Games)
What kinds of music does 3 listen to? (Joven) -He likes Fall Out Boy, Flogging Molly, "Call Me Maybe", and he likes country music.
What genre of fanfiction would you write for 1/9? (Ian/Jund) -Ehhh... friendship.
What would you use as a summary for a 2/11 romance? (Mari/Sohinki) -FUCKING YES. "Mari and Sohinki are the godparents of Lasercorn's baby, so when Lasercorn and his wife leave for their second honeymoon, they assign Mari and Sohinki on babysitting duty for two weeks. Can they figure out how to be good babysitters and leave behind their budding feelings for each other?"
What warnings would you give for a 4/7 romance story? (Anthony/Cry) -Actually kind of enjoy this pairing. Warnings: Language out the wazoo because Cry, sexual innuendos out the wazoo because Anthony.
Which would you be more likely to write? 5/8 or 5/12? (Dan/Flitz vs. Dan/Wes) -Dan/Wes. For some reason, I don't see Dan/Flitz working out.
What color would you use to write a color-based poem about 6/10? (Lasercorn/Phil) -Orange, because Lasercorn loves his orange hair. And it would remind Phil of a lion's mane. (OMG THAT IS LIKE SO PERF)
What song would you use to write an angsty 2/5 fic? (Mari/Dan) -Uh... interesting, to say the least. Probably something along the lines of "American Beauty/American Psycho" by Fall Out Boy. (Even though Dan isn't American at all WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE)
Summarize a 3/4 fanfic out of pure imagination. (Joven/Anthony) -Okay. I like the idea of Jovanthony. Not as much as Ianthony, but whatevs. "When Ian and Lasercorn announce that they're together (even though they really aren't) for the canon of Smosh Games, Joven and Anthony decide to get back at their real-life boyfriends by announcing their "relationship". But when Joven gets into character too much, he realizes something much more real lies behind his facade."
Give the title of a 9/12 break-up fanfic. (Jund/Wes) -You're So Fucking Special. I Wish I Was Special
Which would you rather write, 3/11 or 6/8? (Joven/Sohinki vs. Lasercorn/Flitz) -Sohinshire. Flitzcorn doesn't seem compatible.
Which would you rather write, 1/7 or 4/9? (Ian/Cry vs. Anthony/Jund) -Crian. They would be too fucking cute.
Which genre would you rather write for 2/10, romance or friendship? (Mari/Phil) -Friendship! :D
Which genre would you rather write for 1/2, romance or friendship? (Ian/Mari) -Friendship.
What song would you use to write a hurt/comfort 3/6? (Joven/Lasercorn) -NO. THE ONE PAIRING THAT I FUCKING LOVE. GODDAMMIT. "Say Something" by A Great Big World.
What would you rather write about 7/12, poetry or multi-chapter? (Cry/Wes) -Poetry.
What would you rather write about 2/9, poetry or multi-chapter? (Mari/Jund) -Multi-chapter. Keep things interesting.
What song would you use to write a fluffy 4/5 fic? (Anthony/Dan) -I actually like this. "Can't Stand It" by NeverShoutNever.
Have you ever read a 3/7 fic? Do you want to? (Joven/Cry) -No and YES.
What if 1 got 11 pregnant? How would you react? (Ian/Sohinki) -"...lolwut the fuck"
Would 5 and 6 make a good couple? (Dan/Lasercorn) -Sure why the fuck not who am I to judge
1/3 or 1/8? Why? (Ian/Joven vs. Ian/Flitz) -Jovian, because if you see pictures of the two together, they're just too adorable.
What would happen if 7 walked in on 4 and 10 making out? (Cry, Anthony/Phil) -"Uh... yeah. I'll leave you two to whatever it is you're doing..."
Make up a summary for a 11/12 fic. (Sohinki/Wes) -"Sohinki and Wes get very drunk celebrating with the guys for 20 million subscribers and realize that they might have completely lost the others. It's up to them to find the others and make it back to the office so that they can film the next episodes of Game Bang. Can they do it?"
Is there any such thing as 3/5 fluff? (Joven/Dan) -Not that I know of.
Suggest a title for a 7/9 hurt/comfort. (Cry/Jund) -"Alright, Maybe I Don't Hate You".
Does anyone on your friends list read 6/10? (Lasercorn/Phil) -Not that I know of.
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/7/8? (Mari/Cry/Flitz) -Probably not.
If you wrote a Song-fic about 11, what song would you choose? (Sohinki) -Uh... I don't know, honestly. Maybe... "Cute" by Stephen Jerzak. Because Sohinki is fucking cute for life.
If you wrote a 3/4/12 fic, what would the warning be? (Joven/Anthony/Wes) -Warning: Innuendos, language, and nonsense.
When was the last time you read a fic about 8? (Flitz) -I don't think I've ever read a fic where Flitz was one of the main characters.
4 and 11 are in a happy relationship until 7 runs off with 11. 4, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with 1 and a brief unhappy affair with 6. Then 4 follows the wise advice of 9 and finds true love with 8. -Anthony and Sohinki are in a happy relationship (d'aww) until Cry runs off with Sohinki (double d'aww). Anthony, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Ian (YASSSSS) and a brief unhappy affair with Lasercorn (yasss?). Then Anthony follows the wise advice of Jund (THE SPIRIT OF THEATRE HAS SPOKEN) and finds true love with Flitz (blegh).
What title would you give the fic above? -A Saga of Anthony Padilla, Love, and The Spirit of Theatre.
If you saw 6 and 7 in bed together, what would you do? (Lasercorn/Cry) -"Uh... need anything? Some snacks? Video games? I'll just... be leaving now. 'Kay, bye."
What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? (Mari/Phil) -"Wanna know why they call me the cat whisperer?" (because... because he often times wears cat whiskers? no? no that wasn't funny i fucking suck)
3 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for 9. How do you react? (Joven/Jund) -"Sure, buddy! Go for it! Cool cool."
How would you react if you saw 4 and 12 kiss? (Anthony/Wes) -"SO... FUCKING... SUGOI... wait is that Wes and Anthony mother of God I DID NOT RAISE YOU TWO TO ACT LIKE THIS STOP KISSING EACH OTHER IMMEDIATELY"
You spot 5 kissing 9. What's your reaction? (Dan/Jund) -"SO... FUCKING... SUGOI... wait is that Dan and Jund mother of God I AM SO PROUD THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE VERY ATTRACTIVE SARCASTIC CHILDREN"
Do you believe that 1 and 11 are soulmates? (Ian/Sohinki) -No, but if they fall in love, it's their choice.
Do you ship 3/4? (Joven/Anthony) -Yeah, actually. I ship them just behind Jovencorn and Ianthony.
Which do you prefer: 5/10 or 2/12? (Dan/Phil vs. Mari/Flitz) -Is this a question? PHAN OF COURSE YEEZUS CHRIST
If 7 was involved with both 2 and 3, how would 2 and 3 react when they found out about each other? (Cry/Mari & Cry/Joven) -"So YOU'RE the "main squeeze" Cry's been talking about. Huh. Small world. Now, to extract revenge on that promiscuous bastard."
How would you react if you heard that 10 was in a relationship with 4 but wanted to be with 2 instead? (Joven/Dan vs. Joven/Mark) -
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