olivia d'trumpet
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Joined 06-11-12, id: 4051700, Profile Updated: 11-03-13
Author has written 6 stories for Alice in Wonderland, Alfred Tennyson, 1st Baron Tennyson, Mortal Instruments, and Wicked Lovely.

so my name is obviously Olivia, I'm in high school and I march mellophone this year. for those of you who don't know band lingo that means im in the marching band and i play an instrument called the mellophone. But I play trumpet in concert band. my favorite book series would be lord of the rings, mortal instruments, inheiratance cycle, the belgariad by david eddings, the morganville vampires, which is totally kickass, and anything written by mercedes lackey i am tremendously in love with her books.

so i borrowed this from mrs.jaceherondale because it made me laugh. If Edward Cullen was to jump of the empire state building, 98% of girls would cry and beg him not to jump. If you're the 2% that would scream "JUMP!!!!" copy and paste this on your profile.

my favorite band at the moment is billyboy on poison they have this old rock and roll sound that i adore. i like the white stripes, coldplay, evanesance, death cab for cutie, parlour mob, falling in reverse, black veil brides, zz ward, the fray, madeline peyroux, and Diana Krall. i dislike justin beiber one direction and all crappy music that is like unto those artists.

now onto the quotes:

"i'm very disappointed in you"

"life is full of disappointments, get over it." sparhawk

"i prefer to think i am a liar in my own unique way," Jace Wayland/Morgenstren/Herondale/Lightwood

"what you mundanes call magic is like calling an electric eel a rubber duckie. and god help the poor bastard who wants to swim with the rubber duckie." Jace Wayland/Morgenstren/Herondale/Lightwood

"everyone is lonely. we touch others lives briefly, barely and then go back to being alone." Polgara

"beware the whispers, for they whisper lies," Nasuada

"I fart in your general dirrection you stupid englishmen." Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"we are the knights that say NI." Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"i warned you i warned you. but did you listen. noooo, its always its a cute harmles little bunny rabbit." Monty Python and the Holy Grail

my favorite movies are les miserables, lord of the rings trilogy, fifth element, xxx, Sucker Punch and the mummy movies well that's all for now.

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The Blog of Magnus Bane by ThemPeskyParsnips reviews
Magnus Bane just made a blog. Here, he tells the world of his plan to get Jace and Clary together. He's also trying to get to Alec... Oh, and Chairman Meow is there! Not to mention his hilarious stories. Read Magnus' blog to find out more... AU/Slightly OOC. Clace/Malec/Sizzy
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Magnus B., Clary F., Jace W., Alec L.
The Girl and the Goblin King by cullenitis reviews
Fifteen years after Sarah's run through the Labyrinth, her niece is wished away to the goblins. To earn the child's freedom, Sarah has no other choice but to make a trade with Jareth.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,536 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
My Immortal by Labyrinth Liz reviews
Ten years have gone by since events in the Labyrinth. Sarah's life has taken a turn for the worse, and Jareth is tormented by memories of her. All is not as it may seem in the Aboveground, or the Underground...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 116,023 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Sarah, Jareth
Basket Case by PoeticPerson reviews
After Kyo looses his temper in public and transforms in the middle of the market, the Sohmas and Tohru are forced to relocate in America. This story takes place after the anime, NOT the manga. YukixTohru and KyoxOC
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,791 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
No Matter What by TheHerondaleGirl reviews
Through different situations, Clary and Jace will always end up together: no matter what. Whether he's the high school jock, or she's the punk rocker, the outcome is always the same. {Many One-Shots about Clary and Jace falling in love.}
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
Clary Cinderella by x0PrimexRose0x reviews
A Cinderella twist...Clary is one of the few shadow hunters living life in the mundane world...will a ball in Idris lead her to meet her Prince Charming...she has never met him in person...so she thinks. What happens if after a twist of events this Princess would rather not be found? Clary&Jace. [COMPLETE]
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,371 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Crazy by KissingFire reviews
Clary never considered herself crazy. But when she finally gets shipped off to an asylum, full of psychos who want to kill her, Clary needs to learn how to survive, and how to avoid the gorgeous, yet insane, pyro. M for some violence and language. OOC&AU
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,132 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
You Know You're Addicted to TMI When by Bookworm and Lover reviews
The title is pretty self explanatory. Sixty reasons to determine that you are addicted/obsessed with The Mortal Instruments.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Complete
Framework Sanity by Cennis reviews
"Killing things, that I can do. You get in there – stab, shoot, burn, get out. Simple. But, dating... that I don't understand." Magnus/Alec, AU. For Bel.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,209 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
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Mortal Musical Instruments reviews
Have you ever wondered what would happen if the mortal instruments crew and marching band collided? Well so have I, and I have written a story for it. So enjoy my lovelies
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013
A Tip, A Twist
i was reading the book of short stories that Mellissa Marr wrote, Faerytales and Nightmeres, and the scene between Niall and Irial at the library intrigued me and so this poem is my take on the love that Irial had for Niall in the beginning. characters belong to Mellissa Marr everything else is mine.
Wicked Lovely - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Irial, Niall
Dear Magnus reviews
Magnus gets a letter from Alec but reads it after its too late.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Clary's prayer reviews
what i imagined Clary thinking right before the battle with Sebastian in city of lost souls. please read and review. I need opinions on my writing.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Clary F.
happy endings
I read the Lady of Shallot and thought it needed a better ending for Elaine.
Alfred Tennyson, 1st Baron Tennyson - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Published: 10/13/2012
The Garden reviews
when Aaron wakes up from a dream he goes on a killing spree desperate to appease a creepy little girl that ruined his sanity. the story is much better than the summary
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Mad Hatter/Hatta, Alice