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Joined 06-11-12, id: 4051795, Profile Updated: 01-20-13
Author has written 5 stories for Erec Rex, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Kane Chronicles.


Well, thank you to browse by my profile, I hope I'll make you laugh. And for some reason I have a new addiction for Artemis Fowl:)

Name: Are you a stalker, hmmm...?



Appearance:Short raven black hair and black eyes.

Personality:Around new people; I am known to be shy, quite and aware. Around the people I know well...I am the opposite. I'm known for my randomness.

Sibling/s: 1. Actually, I call my dog my sibling. What? The name is Belle, a Chow-chow.

School:Colegio de san Ignacio, Where every child is a winner (and being called crazy is a complement.)

Books: Erec Rex, Magic thief, Percy Jackson, Ranger's Apprentice, Nightmare Academy, Books of Umber...and a lot more...


You know you’re obsessed with EREC REX when… (Bold means you done it.)

1)You once stuck your hand in the toilet (Ew.) to find a scroll.

2)Every time you see a hot dog stand, you give the owner 30$ and say “There is more to earth, wind, and sea. Old magic remember me.”

3)Every time you see a silver tray, you ask for food and expect it to appear.

4)Every time you turn on the flash light and try to write some thing at the fan of the light.

5)Every time you go to sleep you hold random stuffs and try to “change your dreams”.

6)Every time you see a ball, touch it and expect it to transform into an animal.

7)You call your fat sitter “Mrs. Smith?”

8)You treat your clock, tooth brush, coat rack and toaster as in there alive.

9)You want to own a glass eye.

10) You call a head ache or stomach ache “cloudy thoughts”.

11)You admire clowns and ask if the “clown fairy” was doing okay.

12)You think/KNOW cats have ninety lives.

13)You praise cats for rescuing Erec.

14)You think of the person you miss and put on reading glasses.

15) Every time it’s hot you wish you had “Under wear”.

16) Every time you see a sheep you say “Dollick?”

17) You now despised the song “Mary Had A Little Lamb.”

18)Every time you hold a ball you ask a Yes or No question.

19) Every time you put on a cap try to “vanish”.

20) Every time you wear sneakers you expect to run faster or not make a sound while running.

21) You try to figure out what’s your “Gift” is.

22) You try to use your “Dragon eyes” to see the future.

23) You made your own “Amulet of Virtues”.

24) You tried using your door as Port-O-Door.

25) You tried making your watch make you hear a person far away.

26)You start to call your cat “Cutie pie” and your dog “Wolf boy/girl”.

27) You think your dog will turn wolf when it’s full moon.

28) When you insult some one you use “Bone head”.

29) Every time you see a snail you pick it up and expect “Snail Mail”.

30)You keep on rereading the p.698.

31)You think that your ring will transform into a portal.

32) You call a deer a “bee-hind”.

33)You call a lion a “Manticore”.

34)And a pig the “Twrch Trywth”.

35)You open a scroll and ask for the truth.

36)You asked pine trees for directions.

37) Every time it’s someone’s B-day you sing Hermit’s version of the B-day song.

38) You press a random button on your television remote and say stuff like ‘Aeiro’, ‘Anastrepho’, ‘Akamptos’, etc.

39) You stay away from people who have eye patches. (NO OFFENSE!)

40)You study Greek, Roman, Egyptian, Norse, Celtic mythology.

41)You tried making music from your body parts (Hi, Melody!)

42)You repeat quotes from the Hermit in timesJ

43)Some/All of user names are either “ErecRex”, “Bethany”, “Aoquesth”, “ErecRexRox!”, etc.

45)You wished you could get your hands on every book!

46) You reread it sooooo many times that you almost/really memorize it! J

47)Your signature is your name with a crown on the last letter and your last name!

48)You HATE dragon slayers! Kyron doesn’t count!

49)Your lucky number is 12.

50) When you meet a person that’s like reading, the first thing you say is… “Did you try reading Erec Rex?”

51) You forced every friend/family mem to read the book. (Even my Parents?:3 Yeah.)

52) You laugh whenever someone says "behind" (Bee-hid).

The EREC REX Pledge!

I promise to remember Erec when one is a good bro/friend to me.

I promise to remember Bethany when ever I am asked a math question and I’m filled with glee.

I promise to remember Jack when ever I’m watching Animal Planet.

I promise to remember Melody when ever I’m playing an instrument such as the clarinet.

I promise to remember Oscar when I spot valuable things.

I promise to remember Tina when I learn not to judge a book by its cover, even monstrous things.

I promise to remember King Piter when ever my father is with me.

I promise to remember Queen Posey when ever I am near sea.

I promise to remember King Pluto when one is sneaky.

I promise to remember June when my mother and I are bonding.

I promise to remember Aoquesth *Sniffs* when one makes sacrifices for others, like thee.

I promise to remember Patchouli when one is generous to me.

I promise to remember Jam when I am prepared and ready.

I promise to remember the Hermit when one is acting/being crazy.

I promise to remember Griffin when I read stories about pirates or the seas.

I promise to Connor Flanagan when one is pretending to be.

I promise to remember Cutie Pie when I see a fluffy kitten.

I promise to remember Wolf boy when I see the full moon.

I, [insert full name] will promise to remember Erec Rex,

No matter where I go,

Funny parts from: EREC REX

“Oh, no,” said Erec. “More aniballs. Let’s grab one fast before another rhino charges.”

Bethany’s eyes lit up. “Maybe I’ll get another kitty friend for Cutie Pie. Or a hamster!”

“Lunch for Cutie Pie,” said Erec. Erec& Bethany. (p.131, Dragon’s Eye, 1rst book!)

*In Erec's Dream: Her claws were sharp. She turned into a tarantula, and scuttled across his face—

Erec awoke from something spiky moving on his face. A big bug? He brushed it away, sending a sand crab spinning to the cave floor.

The Hermit giggled. When Erec focused, he saw the Hermit was holding another crab in his hand. “Was that a nice addition to your dream, Erec Rex?”

“So I need to bring a mynaraptor with me to Jakarta. That’s in Upper Earth. I can’t imagine what people there will think when they see it.”

The Hermit said, “People see what they want to see, and hear what they want to hear. Unfortunately, smell is a different matter all together. And most of them have no taste at all.”

Erec ignored this comment.

and A LOT more...just too lazy...

Quotes from: EREC REX

“The best way to walk into a nightmare is with a smile.”-Hermit, the three Furies (4th book).

“That’s all there is to life, you know. Fun things, we just need to remember to enjoy them or we waste it all.”-Hermit,

“‘No time better than the present,’ I always say. Or was that, ‘Nothing is better than a present’? I forget.” – Who else? The Hermit…


Doesn't every true fan of Percy Jackson have this on their page?

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we couldn't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's not getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about

Morpheus. The god of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. Kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp

The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!)

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events (I always dream about more percabeth fluff!).

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.(guilty)

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.(again guilty)

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book


With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." -Nico Di Angelo, THE LAST OLYMPIAN

"God alert! It's the wine dude!" -Blackjack (Percy's pegasus), THE TITANS CURSE

"Let us find the dam snack bar." Zoe said

"The dam snack bar?"

"Yes. What is funny?"

"Nothing." Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fires."

"And I need to use the dam restroom."

"I do not understand"

"I want to use the dam water fountain."

"And. . .I want to buy a dam T-shirt." -Thalia, Zoe, Grover, Percy, THE TITANS CURSE

"Go chase a doughnut." -Percy, THE SEA OF MONSTERS

Deadlines just aren't real to me unless I'm staring one in the face. -Percy, THE LIGHTNING THEIF

I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket! -Jason, THE LOST HERO

Even before he got electrocuted, Jason was having a rotten day. -THE LOST HERO

"See, that's what happens to snow in Texas, lady. It-freaking-melts."--Leo, THE LOST HERO

You know how teachers always tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES

"Well. . .See you."

"Hold up! you can't just run off."

"Sure I can." -Clarisse and Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES

That's one good thing about sea serpents: They're big babies when it comes to getting hurt. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES

It's great when you're a celebrity to squids. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES

"It's all right. We just had a family spat."

"Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!" -Persephone and Nico, THE DEMIGOD FILES

Now Thalia and Nico would have to haul my useless butt through the rest of the mission. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES

''Maybe if we push her over." - Annabeth, The Battle of the Labyrinth

"Your a half-blood too?'
"Shh! Just announce it to the world how about?"
"Okay. Hey, everybody! These to arent human! They're half Greek god!"
- Rachel and Annabeth, The Battle of the Labyrinth

"Look, I'm really sorry about the band room. I hope they didn't kick you out or anything."
"Nah. They asked me alot of questions about you. I played dumb."
"Was it hard?"-
Percy, Annabeth, Rachel, The Battle of the Labyrinth

"No, no. Rainbows. Very macho." - Leo , The Lost Hero

"Rainbows, ponies."
"I'm gonna toss you off this chariot."-
Leo and Butch, The Lost Hero

"Annabeth! I said you could borrow the chariot, not destroy it." - Will, The Lost Hero

"Vulcan? I dont even LIKE Star Trek." Leo, The Lost Hero

"Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom." - Piper, The Lost Hero

If you will always believe PERCY JACKSON is the best Greek hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile!!!!

If you will always believe CARTER KANE is the best Egyptian hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile!!!


If you have annoying siblings, copy/paste this on your profile!

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.


I promise to remember Artemis

Whenever I'm thinking hard

I promise to remember Holly

Whenever I’m called a wild card

I promise to protect nature

For the People’s sake of course

I promise to remember Julius

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Foaly

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Butler

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Mulch

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Angeline

Whenever I meet someone that makes me feel alright

I promise to remember Trouble

Whenever I see an older sibling scold their younger brother

I promise to remember Opal

Whenever I see someone who hates all others

I promise to remember Artemis Senior

Whenever someone escapes death

I promise to remember Minerva

Whenever a girl wants to be the best

I promise to remember the Fowl twins

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember the magma chutes

whenever I see something melting metal.

I promise to remember Juliet

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Vishby

whenever I hear a frustrated scream

I promise to remember Doodah

whenever I see someone driving hardcore

I promise to remember the secret fairy chutes

whenever I see a hole in the floor

I promise to remember those who fought in the time stream

whenever I see someone go against the flow

Yes I promise to remember Artemis Fowl Wherever I may go


You’re obsessed with Ranger’s Apprentice when…(My version)

1.) You call every archer a “Ranger”.

2.) You call drugs “Warm weed”.

3.) You are learning archery.

4.) You are begging your parents for a horse.

5.) You dress up as a Ranger in Halloween or other characters.

6.) You wear a cloak and try to “camouflage” around your family/friends.

7.) You freak every time you hear the name Will or Horace, Alyss etc.

8.) You carry a bow and arrows and Saxe/throwing knives.

9.)You think/KNOW that being short is awesome!

10.)You call every person who owns a boat a “Skandian”.

11.)You name your dog “Shadow”, “Blackie” or “Ebony.”

12.)You call your horse “Tug”, “Alberlard”, “Blaze” or “Kicker

13.)You remember Halt every time a person is acting all Mr. Grumpy or someone is sea sick. *runs away from Halt’s arrows*

14.)You remember Will if some one learns not to judge a book by its cover.

15.)You remember Alyss when some one sticks up for a friend.

16.) You remember Horace when your enemy becomes your best friend.

17.)You remember Jenny when some one is a good cook.

18.) You remember Barron Arald when you don’t get some ones jokes.

19.)You love coffee with honey ;)

20.) You always hum/sing “Grey beard Halt”. *ducks from Halt’s knives*

21.)You try to learn how to play the lute *Will complains* Fine, fine the mandolin.

22.)Your favorite tree is an oak tree.

23.) You love to sneak around your family and friends.

24.) You raise your eye brow all the time.

25.)You day dream about meeting the Ranger’s and/or John Flanagan.

26.)You once cut your hair with your Saxe knife. O.o

27.)You’ll copy this. And treasure Ranger’s Apprentice foreva!

Ranger’s Apprentice Pledge!

I promise to remember Will every time I learn not to judge a book by its cover.

I promise to remember Horace every time my hate for some one is over.

I promise to remember Halt every time I get sick at sea.

I promise to remember Alyss every time some one is a good friend to me.

I promise to remember Jenny every time I tasted my mom’s cooking.

I promise to remember George every time I’m writing.

I promise to remember Evanlyn/Cassandra every time I read about royalty.

I promise to remember Gilan every time I’m laughing hysterically.

I promise to remember Erak when I’m on a boat.

I promise to remember Baron Arald when I don’t get one’s joke.

I promise to remember King Ducan every time I see a father and daughter bonding.

I, [insert full name here] promise to remember Ranger’s Apprentice where ever I go,

Treasure it with all my heart. Reread it over and over again, but most of all…I promise to be a Ranger no matter what.

Some quotes from Ranger’s Apprentice.

“Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, it’s not even a wit at all.” –Halt

“A person who isn’t nervous is foolish or over confident.” –Halt

“Don’t keep on saying you’ll lose, or you might will.” –Halt

“You’re an apprentice your not suppose to think” –Halt

“That taught us how to block a sword with two knives. But what if an ax man's coming at me?"
Gilan looked suspicious. "An ax man? I don't recommend trying to block an ax with two knives."
But Will wouldn't take no for an answer. "But what if he's charging at me?" Horace walked over.
Gilan looked away. "Uh...shoot him."
Horace intervened. "Can't, his bow string's broken."
Gilan gritted his teeth. "Run and hide."
Will kept on him. "There's a sheer cliff behind me."
Horace caught on. "There's a sheer cliff behind him, and his bowstring's broken. What should he do?"
Gilan thought for a moment. "Jump off the cliff, it'll be less messy that way.”

“Sirrah, my companion chooses to engage you in knightly combat!" Halt said. The horseman stiffened, sitting upright in his saddle. Halt noticed that he nearly lost his balance at this unexpected piece of news.
Nightly cermbat?" he replied, "Yewer cermpenion ers no knight!"
Halt nodded hugely, making sure the man could see the gesture.
Oh yes he is!" he called back. "He is Sir Horace of the Order of the Feuille du Chene." He paused and muttered to himself, "Or should that have been Crepe du Chene? Never mind."
What did you tell him?" Horace asked, slinging his buckler around from where it hung at his back and setting it on his left arm.
I said you were Sir Horace of the Order of the Oakleaf." Halt said to him, then added uncertainly, "At least, I think that's what I told him. I may have said you were of the Order of the Oak Pancake.”

PLeAsE pUt ThIs in yOu'Re ProFilE:

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in you're heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2) ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care

Sorry, a little sad I know...

And now...RANDOMNESS!!!!!!l

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. (True I could name a few idiots I would shoot.)

Out of my mind...Back in five minutes. (Back in 500, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,hours...or maybe months)

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

"Diamonds are a girls best friend...because they're shaper then knives.(*smiles evilly*)

Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.

Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else. (Now I'm confused.)

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.(Yep.

Is it time for your medication or mine?

LOL!!!put this profile if you love to laugh!

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when it’s your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit in the front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing, "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!” jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by them self.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a water gun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in, shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting, "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cell phone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.

Here's a rap I[I.HAVE.A.JACK.HAMMER] made up:


If you actually wasted valuable mintues of you life trying to read this, post this in to your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

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40 Things to do in Class when you're Bored:

1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.
2. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.
3. Sing Show Tunes.
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.

5. Think of new pick up lines. See if they work.

6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
7. Churn some butter

8. Conceive a brand new language.
9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em.
10. Plot revenge against someone.
11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
12. See how long you can hold your breath.
13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.
14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.
15. Change seats every three minutes.
16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.
17. Shave.
18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.".
19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry.
20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
21. Start a wave.
22. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
23. Roast marshmellows.
24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.

25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
26. Take apart your desk.
27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
29. Do a quick tapdance routine.
30. Try bird-watching.
31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!".
32. Throw your backpack at someone.
33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".
34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
36. Make a sundial.
37. Give yourself a new identity.
38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.
39. Dig an escape tunnel.
40. Announce your candidacy for President

Meaning of color and your Birthday!

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same gender as your.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8.Do you like the Lake or Ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)


1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" Without your answers and it will come true before your next birthday!


1. Get 24 cartons of 2% milk and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. Find at least ten different men employees and tell them to go to the men's restroom. Follow them and observe their confusion.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" or "James Bond" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, "I choose you!"

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33 Things to do in an Elevator:
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - And back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and enforce a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
23. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
24. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
25. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
26. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
27. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
28. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift totting.
29. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
30. Tell people that you can see their aura.
31. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
32. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
33. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time...


1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog."

15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

41. Set alarms for random times.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"


53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. reapet everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". yeah right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it?! Do people do this? Who and where are they? !

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fricken floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What the heck can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

Ever wondered...

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numerals?

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Be Happy by morbidbookworm reviews
A series of random, mostly unconnected oneshots set in canon-verse, most of which are happy and amusing. All canon couples, (and Solangelo totally counts as canon). Some Leyna in chapters 4, 14, 17 and 27 which were written before BOO. Also a few minor character non canon couples that in no way interfere with the canon couples.T for swearing and some other stuff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 54,379 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Short Circuits by HolidayBoredom reviews
A dumping-ground for my unbeta'd, one-shot brain-dribbles! From dinner dates to male birthing, proposals, haircuts, clone growing and a little bit of casual heartbreak. A bit of everything so I hope you enjoy! Chapter 23 - Artemis isn't the only Fowl with a plan. Cora's back.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,906 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Angeline F., Artemis F., Butler, Holly S.
So Call Me Gilan by HermioneK reviews
A parody of Carly Rae Jepson's "So Call Me, Maybe." I will make a collection of Ranger's Apprentice parodies, and will accept song requests. If enough of you ask me to, I'll post my dubs on YouTube. Just for you guys.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 8,230 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012
The Father I Dreamed Of by EmmiG reviews
Percy and Paul's relationship was not instantaneous; it was a long journey with trust. This is Percy and Paul bonding throughout several years because Paul is such a great character and the father/son chemistry with them is unbelievable.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,680 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Sally J., Paul B.
Storm or Fire by koriandrgirl reviews
This is a Leo x OC or Leo/oc love story. However, this isn't your average, plot-less fanfiction. No, this story goes along with Mark of Athena, adding a pivotal character into the mix. Gods, that was a pretty awful summary, but I hope that you will still Read and Review.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 73,295 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Leo V., OC
Missions of Life: Operation Tratie by happyfacehappyface reviews
Sequal to 15 undercover missions of tratie
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Travis S., Katie G.
The Roof by Luna Miste reviews
Percy and his friends accidentally land on the roof of Artemis Fowl's manor, and Artemis is intrigued with the mysterious people. My first fanfic, please review!
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Artemis F., Percy J.
Odd Moments by imonthiswebsitewaytoomuch reviews
In ever book there are moments that don't- Well, that don't quite make the cut. These are those moments. I do not own PJO or HOO
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012
The Story of Blackjack by Silvershine Moonlight reviews
Ever wondered how Blackjack felt during the series, and how he ended up on the Princess Andromeda? And what about when our hero Perseus Jackson goes to Camp Jupiter? What was his reaction? Well, why don't we go take a look at his history. [DISCONTINUED]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,117 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Blackjack - Complete
Box of Memories by callmetash reviews
Leo/Reyna one-shots all set in the same universe. Features canon pairings, particularly Percy/Annabeth and Jason/Piper. Slightly AU, may contain spoilers from The Mark of Athena. "What do you mean, I'm banned from playing on the Wii?"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Leo V., Reyna R.
Oh Gods! by Ijusttaserdyou reviews
"Oh Gods, Leo!" "It wasn't my fault!" "Sure, and neither was burning the macaroni!" In which we become a family, burn macaroni, and go on an adventure all at once! Rated T because of teenage pregnancy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,230 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Reyna R., Leo V., Annabeth C., Percy J.
First Night Together by heartout reviews
"I'll be there when you wake up." Leo and Reyna's first night together, oneshot, fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
Random Leyna Drabbles by twentyonepts reviews
This all started when my friend demanded me to write a Leyna story. She gave me the topics of butterflies, zebras, tacos, fire, cookies, cake, and awkward. Please send me suggestions when the prompts run out.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Leo V., Reyna R.
Chaotic Chaos Parody by HoorayForCheese reviews
Worst name ever... This is a PARODY! It is pretty messed up. Percy meets Chaos in a completely random way.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Percy J.
Reyna, Not Mulan by Andromeda-To-The-Demitria reviews
Reyna is, well, different from all the other girls. So when the opportunity to save her father's life comes, Reyna is all for it. Until she gets sent to an ex-enemy country with a flirtatious god as a guardian sent by her father anyway. Now Reyna has to fight, stay undercover, and try not to fall in love with the leader, all to prove that she is not, in fact, a disgrace to Rome.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,993 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - [Reyna R., Leo V.] - Complete
This is Not MythoMagic by RockyGlenn reviews
An Original story based in the Hunter-verse I created in my previous story link in my profile . A newcomer to camp becomes much more important, but no god is willing to claim him. Will be a series with all OCs with a great prophecy and everything. Be sure to read and review. Story may change based on popular opinions.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,413 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 2/6/2012
Maybe it was the wind by Mad-Ravenclaw reviews
She was, in many ways, strong. Leo enjoyed strong people. - Valentine's Day fanfiction!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
His Queen, Her Idiot by The Ficsmith reviews
Leo tells his daughter his own completely fictional fairy tale. Alright, there may be hints of truth scattered through-out, but other than that, it's completely fictional. Leyna family fluff. Beware, you may choke.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
Dear Ice Queen, Love Fire Boy by Weezila reviews
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
Special Stories by Taladium567 reviews
A collection of stories that are all quite different from each other.Some are heart touching whilst others are knee-slappers.One thing's for sure,though,you won't regret reading them.Please note that some of the stories might contain some TLG spoilers.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012
How To Turn A Character Out Of Character by Taladium567 reviews
This is really just a story that came to me all of a sudden.You don't need to R&R,because of that fact.In this story Artemis becomes very OOC and starts to do/say some very silly things.Rated T just to be sure.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Artemis F.
Dude, Shut Up you Ain't Even a Horse by Take Your Sweet Time reviews
Blackjack minded his own business when Tempest came. The two horses got into an argument about their master/rider on who is better. The title tells the rest... One shot. Review.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Blackjack - Complete
Confessions by UnBreakableFacade reviews
It's Travis and Katie, need I say more. Travis is re-using some of his old pranks, which leads to them spending a little too long in the woods. But surprisingly there are no bruises, well no intentional ones anyway. Read on to find out how Travis uses Katies weaknesses against her.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Rachel Elizabeth Dare- We meet again by Saraarena reviews
This is a short chapter from Rachel's PoV, in the beginning of The Battle of the Labyrinth. Enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Rachel D., Percy J.
Zip-Ties! by With-the-Wolves reviews
Will has found the zip-ties.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Will, Halt - Complete
Twas The Night Before Christmas by ThatGirlWhoSingsTooMuch reviews
Leo did not expect to spend Christmas Eve with the cold praetor of Camp Jupiter, and Reyna certainly didn't expect to spend hers with the childish repair boy of the Argo II. And neither of them expected to enjoy each other's company. But sometimes, you find friends in the most unexpected places.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
Eavesdroppers by Paintdripps reviews
In which Jason listens in on a conversation he was never meant to hear. Just why is Leo in Reyna's house? What secrets have Reyna been keeping? Implied Jasper, slight Jeyna, and assumed Leyna. T for Jason's odd imagination. HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO SEAOFWISDOM18, BUTTERFLY OF THE DUSK, AND I-AM-JASON-SON-OF-JUPITER. MERRY CHRISTMAS/OTHER WINTER HOLIDAY EVERYONE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
A Christmas to Remember by peasantly-surprised reviews
Percy is having some trouble getting Annabeth the perfect Christmas gift, and he's running out of time. What idea will pop into his head as he looks at the cheerful Christmas decorations in Central Park?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Winter Wonderland by PrincessFreakinCastiel reviews
A sweet Merry Christmas for both of them... the best gift of the best Christmas they ever had.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Mark of Athena by HecateA reviews
If Percy and Jason had thought that climbing mountains and glaciers was hard- it's because they hadn't tried reuniting natural enemies with only the two of them who fully agree with everyone else on both sides. What I had on Fanpop.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 389,210 - Reviews: 2198 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Complete
A Through Z With Dragon Fable by SmallSith reviews
A series of drabbles, mostly humor and parody, going through the alphabet and back again, and then going through it again for good measure. Rated T for safe-T.
DragonFable - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 42 - Words: 7,329 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011
Lunch Time with Seven Year Old Percabeth by Blupe reviews
"Why would you want to eat carrots?" "Why would you want to eat celery? "Because I hate carrots more than I hate celery." "..." "..." "These carrots are gross!" "Told you so."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Bloopers! by Rainbow Lagoon reviews
The title says it all.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,939 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011
The Pairing Truth and Dare by TheSkySpiritsTalentShow reviews
My first story.Ur chance to torture your favorite characters and see Skipper blush! Sk: I don t blush! AT: Yeah u do! Sk: xP The last chapter is up!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,880 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Skipper, Hans - Complete
Halloween Reflection by Stormbreaker0100 reviews
Halt VERY briefly reflects how Gilan implored him the notion of Trick-Or-Treating when he was 15 years old. This is a very SHORT fanfic.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Gilan, Halt - Complete
Happy Birthday Percy by raisa864 reviews
This is a poem commemorating our favorite hero, Percy Jackson.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND ANNIVERSARY!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Percy J.
Just Another Day With Nico by raisa864 reviews
Nico was having an ordinary afternoon, until a voice appears and completely ruins it. Was a one-shot, now continued... All sorts of drabbles and one-shots on Nico's semi-hilarious daily occurrences.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Nico A.
Iggy Power, Level: 9000 by HermioneK reviews
A series of one-shots that center around our favorite goofy gallant giant: the Iggmeister.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Iggy
Cupcake Wars , A Battle To The Death by KrcIceGirl reviews
It was sword against sword , a battle to the death. Too late Mel had him pinned against the wall with thoughts of his funeral running through her mind. All over a cupcake. totally random.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Mel, Sean - Complete
Pet Percy by Batman is sexy reviews
Annabeth never did tolerate the question but, can a particular person change that?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Beauty by Batman is sexy reviews
Percy discovers true beauty.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Expected by Batman is sexy reviews
Percy plans and Annabeth predicts.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Morning Routine by Garfield.As.In.Panda reviews
[COMPLETED] One simple routine every morning...our favorite couple...what more could you ask for in life? -just a oneshot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Men In Cloaks Coffee Quest by Ender The Time Lady reviews
The Men In Cloaks present to you a group project, written by all of us. New author each chapter, enjoy! Fair warning, LOTS of OC's, and we don't have much sanity. T for safety and whatnot. -DISCONTINUED-
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Complete
Take your kid to Olympus by Nikki daughter of Apollo reviews
What happens when the gods take their kids to Olympus, Expect totally choas and llamas? AN: This was my first story on fanfiction, I promise I have grown past this point. This is kept up for my own pleasure to see how much I've grown as a writer.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Halt's Uncoordinated Choreography by Stormbreaker0100 reviews
Have you ever seen a ranger dance? Let's be more specific. Have you ever seen Halt dance?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Halt, Will - Complete
How to Avoid Reading Bad FanFictions by imonthiswebsitewaytoomuch reviews
This is the second time I had to post this. Actually I never even noticed some took it down until a couple of minutes ago. So I thought, what's the best way to piss them off? Re-posting! It's a good thing I saved this document! But all future flamers, say it with me. PARODY. P-A-R-O-D-Y. It's a joke. Please keep that in mind. Anyway, The title says it all.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Complete
Dear Crazy fanfiction writers by SummerSpirit18 reviews
Read the title.Not trying to offend anyone. AN EDIT:Chapters replaced with a better version
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Complete
Happy Father's Day by HecateA reviews
Father's day was not something Paul ever thought he'd deal with, even after Percy came along. Oneshot. Belated Happy Father's Day.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Paul B., Percy J. - Complete
Poor Will by HermioneK reviews
Will goes on a secret mission to Castle Redmont that does not go exactly as planned, and Halt cannot help but mock him. Rated T for swearing. One-shot.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Will, Halt - Complete
Halt's Girly Side by WriterAtHeart2 reviews
Will decides to have a look in Halt's room, but ends up finding something unexpected...
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Halt - Complete
Messing with Halt by dontwalkonlukesroof reviews
Gilan, Will, and Horace mess with Halt
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Complete
Katie Gardner: A Hunter? by AthenasPetOwl reviews
The Hunters are at Camp Half Blood to recruit new members. When Katie decides to join, Travis has to resort to desperate measures to get her back. Tratie :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Essence of Insanity by LittleBabeBlue reviews
Alyss wonders why Rangers are so fond of coffee, LittleBabeBlue answers her, poor Will...
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Alyss, Will - Complete
Gilan, goats, and a grey hair by Mychele O'Carrik of Clonmel reviews
On the second day of Gilan's apprenticeship to Halt, Gilan goes to town for the farmers market, and comes back under strange circumstances. The story of Halt's first grey hair! Cuz Halt and Gilan just rock that way. The other chaps are a collection of Gil-centric oneshots.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Gilan, Halt
Gilan's New 'Do by Mychele O'Carrik of Clonmel reviews
1 Gilan decided to grow a WHAT? 2 Will and Gil sound like Shakespeare invaded their vocab. Halt doesn't like it, and decides to take drastic measures...Rated JIC
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Will, Gilan
Can't by Jazzymark reviews
Erec is getting ready for his coronation to become King of Alypium, but he is having second thoughts, he doesn't trust himself around the scepter, around the power. As Bethany watches him pace the floor, will she be able to talk him into taking the crown? Can she make him see that he can, not can't? BethanyXErec. One Shot.
Erec Rex - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Erec R., Bethany C. - Complete
Be More Careful, Okay? by RockyGlenn reviews
Hiccup just needs to be more careful. Hicstrid oneshot written by request.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Frustration by Ravenclaw Writer reviews
Because Travis and Katie give new meaning to the term "sexually frustrated", but it's going to take a bit for them to admit it. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Rain Barrels by HecateA reviews
Katie is saving the enviroment because of the daughter-of-Demeter thing she's got, and so is Travis because..? Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
I Like You Alot More Than I Had Originally Planned by SecretlyANinja98 reviews
*Fluffy* so fluffy. First fanfic, so be kind? Travis takes Katies beloved item and holds it for ransom! but what does he want? read and find out? one shot! Review :3
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Travis S., Katie G.
How DARE they name him Artemis! by I'mTheGirlWhoLearnedToFly reviews
When Artemis the goddess finds out about how a male child is named after her, she is predictably furious. But any sort of confrontation with Artemis Fowl the Second can get messy...*devious grin* PJO/AF one shot, I sadly don't own anything.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Artemis F., Artemis - Complete
Sparrows, Psychiatrists, and Unoccupied lips by Lovely Lady Moon reviews
It's Valentine's Day at Camp Jupiter, and everyone is happy and in love. Everyone except Reyna and Leo that is. When they talk out their troubles will they realize who they really love? Read & Review! Leyna!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
Ambrosia by trashcan21 reviews
Travis used to taste chocolate. Now he can't help but taste her. Tratie oneshot!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Osiris and Anubis Fix The Leaning Tower of Pisa by ArtemisHunter1123 reviews
Osiris orders Anubis to go to Pisa, Italy to fix the Leaning Tower. Characters are OOC. Features Osiris, Anubis, Ruby Kane and Thoth.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Osiris, Anubis - Complete
The Rockin' Red Reaper by Dream's Penumbra reviews
"Call me the Rockin' Red Reaper." "Eh?" "Call me the Rockin' Red Reaper!" "What?" - Set would really appreciate it if you called him the Rockin' Red Reaper. Oneshot.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Set - Complete
The Good Bet by HecateA reviews
Every day of summer counts if you're Travis Stoll. And you have to be good for all of them. That is; if Travis can do it... Tratie, rated T only because I don't know how far language goes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,913 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Godbook by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
A new thing has come to Olympus; GODBOOK! Statuses, comments, and bitch fights galore! The Olympians are going to realize that what happens on Olympus won't always stay on Olympus. [Minor Athena/Poseidon themes]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,361 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
Baseball Lessons by ThePinkWriter reviews
As I felt his hands and arms toching mine on the bat my heart sped up. What will happen when your worst enemy gives you baseball lessons? Love and two really good baseball players.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Pickup Lines by bubbly chick reviews
Travis has a handbook full of them. It would be a shame not to use them. Special line for each cabin persona!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Travis S. - Complete
The Possessed Coffee Machine by I.HAVE.A.JACK.HAMMER reviews
Percy frowned. When he had left camp, Annabeth His girlfriend had told him that "Somehow, after Kronos's downfall ,all monsters had gained the ability to trap their essence in inanimate objects."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Percy J.
What the heck? The whole camp has gotten by I.HAVE.A.JACK.HAMMER reviews
Who knew that Chiron woud decide this?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Percy J.
Problems in the Underworld by I.HAVE.A.JACK.HAMMER reviews
Humor Story!Better than it sounds,I think.REVIEW.2nd fanffic still need help
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Hades
The After Thanksgiving Day Special by Cap'NCupcake reviews
Katie drags Travis down to South Carolina with her to visit her family for the special holiday. It was Thanksgiving. With the food and the football and the family - nothing could go wrong. Travis/Katie one-shot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Christmas Mints by booksonclouds reviews
Sadie and Carter are hosting a Christmas party this year. One slight problem though. There's not enough of those yummy Christmas mints! What will unfold? Sadie/Anubis One-shot.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Sadie K., Anubis - Complete
Artemis and the twelve days of Christmas by LadyTyrant reviews
Artemis recives a rather large variety of gifts this Christamas season
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S.
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Operation: LEYNA reviews
*Mission Impossible theme song plays* Lacey, Selina and Aphrodite are trying to hook Leyna up. (in-progress) (Also being helped with this story by my awesome friends:))
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Leo V., Reyna R.
Dancing Lessons reviews
Sadie teaches Carter to dance.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Carter K. - Complete
Swimming Lessons reviews
My continuation for "Singing Lessons" Percy's Revenge:) Percy is trying to teach Will how to swim...does not go well...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Singing Lessons reviews
Will and Nico are trying to teach Percy how to sing. It does NOT go well.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Will S. - Complete
Never let Erec near coffee! reviews
That was a lesson Kyron and his dad learn when Erec, Bethany and the Hermit came for a visit...Flames are welcomed!
Erec Rex - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Erec R.
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