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Author has written 1 story for Pirates of the Caribbean.

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I wanted to be one of those people who have something really clever written in their profile, but I couldn’t think of anything. So I guess I’ll just start off by saying I’m a confused, sweet, sour, nice, mean, if not slightly insane teenage girl. Music and writing are just some of the things I’m obsessed with besides playing with fire and sleeping in class. I love reading fanfiction (particularly PotC) and though I’ve tried my stab at writing it, I never seem to get enough inspiration to finish it. So I decided to go another route and write a funny yet educational guide about Mary Sue because she's just so hilarious. So check it out and tell me if you like it!

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5/12/07 - Wow... I haven't been on here in a really, really long time. A lot's happened to me in the past year or two and I just haven't been in the writing mood. But I decided to take a peek the other day and I found a bunch of reviews telling me to "update, update!" and I couldn't help it. I wanted to start writing again! So that's just what I'm gonna do. I'm already making the finishing touches on the next chapter and I'm hoping to get it out soon. Very soon.

And to all my fabulous reviewers, I would just like to say I effin' love you all and I hope at least a few of you are still around for the next chapter!

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How To Tame The Untamable by The DuTchess of Doom reviews
When maneater Devon Duville, tattoo artist and pirate, meets womanizer Captain Jack Sparrow, she doesn't know what to do kill him or kiss him. It seems Jack feels the same way...Rated MA for adult content. Ye be warned! Please R&R Ch47 up 20-Dec-2011!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 246,508 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Lost in Translation by Kilala81 reviews
Kaitlyn agrees to translate a parchment for Jack Sparrow in exchange for safe passage on his ship. Neither could have anticipated that two people separated by age and social class could have so much in common, let alone grow to need each other so much.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 114,518 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/6/2007 - Published: 7/10/2005
The Trouble with Women by Cayenne Pepper Powder reviews
Vivien is small woman with big fears. Jack is a dirty pirate with a cutlass and a pistol. Vivien is the heir to a fortune she doesn't want. Jack would gladly take it...but no one seems to remember where it is.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,285 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 2/20/2004
Nunc Aut Nunquam by Quiet One reviews
Upon the death of her mother, Anamaria Thomson is sent to live on her fathers pirate vessel. If only she had any idea what awaited her there. Love, friendship, raids and a mysterious new crewmate who seems more then a little attracted to her. JackAna
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,440 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 7/21/2003
Fair by Lady Anarane reviews
COMPLETE. A becoming but mysterious woman watches over none but Captain Jack Sparrow.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,841 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Complete
The Haunting Place by Citadel reviews
Reloaded & Censored' The ghost of the great Captain Romulus holds the secret to a legendary treasure and Captain Jack Sparrow must recruit a medium to help him find it, but she's less then willing to help. Chapter Twenty-nine: Cacho!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 107,645 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
More Than Life by Neon Daisies reviews
What if you left behind a life of brutality and a family that used you? What if you found a man who reminded you of that family, yet had a decent side as well? What if the family you left behind rose up to reclaim you? --COMPLETE--
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,137 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 2/3/2004 - Complete
Honest and Dishonest Men by Delphein reviews
I'll ravish you and have my filthy way with you, and after that... you'll probably ask me to do it again.-- Jack; Real summary inside. NOW COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,688 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 12/14/2003 - Complete
Love or Money by whereistruth reviews
Jack's presumptuous nature brings him face-to-face with a down-on-her-luck literature lover with nothing to lose and nothing to leave behind. NOW COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,755 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Complete
The Many Faces of Mary Sue reviews
My unofficial guide to PotC Mary Suedom. Sit back and relax as I pick apart and explain the many faces of Mary Sue, her predicable tendencies, plot clichés, canon corruptions, and general overall hideousness...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,667 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 7/11/2005