Name: Not Telling ;)
Favorite Bands:Muse, Black Veil Brides, My Chemical Romance, Jimmy Eat World, Daughtry...and a lot more :)
About Me: I Love Reading, I Love Dancing, I Like Singing (although I'm Not Very Good XD ) I Have A Um... Problem With My Temper :3 My Eyes Often Change Color,The Range From Pitch Black to Light Brown. I Am Short. :p 4'10 I love the song Madness by Muse. I Just Love Music, it doesn't matter what kind as long as it's a good song i will listen to it
I am a Twitard and im proud of it! ;)
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Esme
You have been diagnosed
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.
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