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Since I really liked this copy/paste. I'll add it to my own profile! Who knows, one day I'll get to writing something as well! xD

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

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Nervosa by owlloveyou reviews
I had no idea she was partners with Reikai's detective. Now, I assumed all our previous interactions were to watch over me, as if Reikai found out I took refuge in this body.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 164,197 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/22/2021 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Yusuke U., Kurama M. - Complete
Debt Repaid by Ms. Zeal reviews
COMPLETE! A new Spirit Detective who mistrusts demons. A demon hunter in the city who has already struck three times. Kurama should have known he was overdue for some cosmic misfortune. Dedicated to all who have asked Kazuya learn his step-son's true identity.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,008 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/14/2017 - Published: 6/19/2017 - Complete
Follow the Stepping Stones by Katreal reviews
Summon materia is the least understood type of materia, but even they have rules. Or so Zack thought until he found a summon materia buried in the snow of Icicle Area. This one seems intent on challenging Zack's understanding of the world. When more begin to show up, he's faced with an uncomfortable question-just what are the Summons? And are they truly alive?
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 129,010 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 11/10/2015 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Kurama M., Zack F.
Dumb Luck by El Reino reviews
Her boss is a kitsune? His employee is a priestess?- It was dumb luck, their meeting. Full of coincidences and random occurrences. But maybe a kitsune and a miko have things to offer each other after all. Crossover that takes place after the end of both series.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,017 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Kagome H., Kurama M. - Complete
Fox in the Chicken Coop by Murakami no Kitsune reviews
Dean wanted answers and nothing was going to stop him from getting them. Not angels, nor pagan gods and most defiantly not some green eyed, redheaded monster. Even if he had to go to hell, again, to do it! An: Story is in the process of being edited, the Sequel is up and is titled "Snow of Time".
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,580 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Kurama M., Dean W. - Complete
A Demon's Magic by RikuRoyalty reviews
Yuri Shibuya thought that his life couldn't have gotten any weirder, being the Demon King and all. But what happens when he receives a strange letter via owl?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 92,265 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Yuri S. - Complete
Peace Through Hatred by lifesbutawalkingshadow reviews
Survival had never be part of the plan, but death had become an impossibility. The best way to bring people together is to give them a common enemy. The best way to unite a world, however, is to give them a Demon Emperor. Two-shot. Post-R2.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Lelouch L., C.C. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Gates to Everywhere by Ariusa reviews
Voldemort just couldn't leave things alone, and wizards are forced to confront demons. Let's see if sending spirit detectives in to the battle can save the world. Can wizards figure out not all demons are bad? Or will the Gates to Everywhere be opened?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,444 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011
Even in Darkness the Sun Shines by Lucathia Rykatu reviews
Adair thought his future captain was perfect, but when Grisia shatters those delusions, Adair is not happy.
ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Legend of Sun Knight/吾命騎士 - Complete
Sound of Silence by Ms. Zeal reviews
COMPLETE! Post Life of Royalty. Zidane fit quite nicely in his new role helping Steiner give the cadets hands-on training in the field. But the new king can never seem to stay out of trouble for very long...
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,959 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Zidane T. - Complete
Life of Royalty by Ms. Zeal reviews
COMPLETE! Zidane adjusts to life in Alexandria's matriarchy. Apparently, some people just don't know how to be the king.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,340 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Zidane T. - Complete
Posthumous by Blind writer reviews
One hundred years after Zero Requiem, a simple announcement causes ripples when the final message of the Demon Emperor is finally released to the public. A delayed sentiment, only able to be expressed with time.
Code Geass - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Cat's Cradle by Kittenn1011 reviews
HIATUS. Kurama always thought his human family were normal; that was, until his stepfather got a job offer for Hogwarts. As a "muggle" though, he ends up at Smeltings. There, the unthinkable happens. (Rewrite of "Murphy's Law", which was adopted from Kait1991's "Thys Tyme".)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Kurama M.
Aniue by Medea34788 reviews
An assassination attempt on Ryuuki changes the court of Saiunkoku, revealing a secret that could have drastic repercussions. The story of Seien's return home, in six parts. No romance, though goggles can be provided on request. Critiques welcome! Enjoy!
Saiunkoku Monogatari - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,984 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Seiran S., Seien S. - Complete
Dysfuntional Family by Kiyoshi'sGirl64 reviews
A young demon shows up at Kurama's door, bringing with him a whole host of problems for Kurama to deal with. More complete summary inside.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,917 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Kurama M. - Complete
Debts To Be Paid by bulletproof trucker hats reviews
We all know that Voldemort escaped Death. But what if he didn't just escape the action of dying, but Mistress Death herself? And what if she got her boss to send our favorite Tentai to retrieve him? One-shot, YYH HP crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Voldemort, Kurama M. - Complete
Family Matters by amour tue lentement reviews
Emperor Charles is getting too old for this. T for mild language
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Lelouch L., Charles dB. - Complete
Of Love and Roses by Usami reviews
/Part 1 of Rose series/ "A floral symbol sacred to Venus and signifying love, the quality and nature of which was characterized by the color of the rose." The Dictionary of Christian Art
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,259 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - [Minako A./Mina/Sailor Venus, Kurama M.]
And then We Meet Again by Cal reflector reviews
Post ending of R2: He knew where they belonged, and it was not in the same place. Lelouch and Euphemia.
Code Geass - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Lelouch L., Euphemia L.B. - Complete
Roses and Regrets by Time on my hands reviews
The nightmares started when her father died. His death may not have been an accident. It will take a group of unusual detectives to sort it all out. And one in particular to heal her broken heart. KuramaxOC
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 102 - Words: 169,233 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Kurama M. - Complete
A Royal Mess by XWingAce reviews
Crossover between Bleach and Kyou Kara Maou! -- "More strange worlds and weird people. Just what we need." Ichigo looked at Shibuya Shouri walking away, and shrugged. "Hey, at least he's not trying to kill me."
Crossover - Bleach & Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,016 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Ichigo K., Shori S. - Complete
On the Never Ending Battle by hragaman reviews
There are just some things even a mother has to concede to [Because really, this is simply ridiculous]
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Shiori M., Kurama M. - Complete
The suitability of suitors by Madhumalati reviews
Shiori's love life has left much to be desired, and it's all her son's fault. Kurama feels justified. Hiei is amused. Shiori's dates are not. Genfic, vaguely HK if you use your jagan.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Kurama M., Shiori M. - Complete
Out of the loop by FinalArc reviews
It started with a camping trip. Well, actually, it started with Kurama, and that led to five million other things, and pretty soon, I, Kazuma Kuwabara, had became team therapist.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,866 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/24/2006 - K. Kuwabara, Kurama M. - Complete
Shireru by Ms. Zeal reviews
COMPLETE! Non yaoi. Post Rachisuru. Takes place one year after the Makai Tournament. After nineteen years, deception was second nature. However, no secret can be kept forever.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,131 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Kurama M., Shiori M. - Complete
Chaos Chronicles: The Beginning of the End by Kodomo Hikari reviews
The Rei Tantei will find out that everything they've come to believe in themselves will change as they struggle to hold the fate of the Realms.Will they succeed or will they succumb to a power older than Time itself?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,848 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/8/2006 - Published: 8/12/2003
Misinterpretation by Windswift reviews
The MinaminoHatanaka family was trusting, not oblivious. Sooner or later they were bound to catch on to the slipups of Kurama's friends.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Kurama M., Shuiichi H. - Complete
You're Sending Us to School! by rogueicephoenix reviews
[Complete](YYH-HP Crossover) The Spirit Detective's newest mission? To keep a certain Boy-Who-Lived safe. And that means no skipping class, Mr. Urameshi! What's this about a new member of the team? Read 'n find out! (Hints of R-He, Kur-OC)
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 58,671 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/17/2004 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Complete
The Ways of Will by the Sly Eagle reviews
SPOILERS! So he's back, eh? But just what chance do a queen and a former theif have? Find out as the battle between the rich and the famous heads off to the genome city! PG13 for suggestive themes, political content, and WAFF. STATUS: Complete!
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,718 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/14/2002 - Published: 1/18/2002 - Garnet A., Zidane T. - Complete