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Author has written 47 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Village, Hunchback of Notre Dame, and King Kong.

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50 Times Severus Snape Laughed by Harmonic Friction reviews
And what exactly, I wondered, would the potions master find hysterical? 50 drabbles, each about a time during which Snape couldn't stop laughing. I'll be taking requests, which you can insert in your review. Details inside. R/R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
A Formal Affair by Empyr8 reviews
Xena, Gabrielle, and Joxer prepare for an upcoming covert operation to steal a mysterious shield from Ares while at a fancy dress ball. Might Gabrielle be discovering some deeper feelings for Joxer? My first fanfic... please be kind!
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Joxer, Gabrielle
Gloom, Doom, and Coffee With Cedric Diggory by Harmonic Friction reviews
Harry Potter hates the world. Harry Potter wants to kill everyone. Except for Cedric Diggory, who makes life a lot sweeter when he treats Harry to a cup of coffee one Hogsmede weekend. [Slashy.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
The Escalation's Key by Harmonic Friction reviews
A series of short stories about Mirage and Syndrome's relationship.
Incredibles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 11,287 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Mirage, Syndrome
The 1969 Tonic Affair by Harmonic Friction reviews
Severus Snape and Lily Evans were paired together in Potions class. But soon, Potions was the last thing on their minds. Updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,414 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
REV 22:20 by Harmonic Friction reviews
After the Festival of Fools, Frollo can't keep his mind off of Esmeralda. (Mature)
Disney - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Complete
Godric's Hollow by MissWolff reviews
Lily and James deal with hiding, and eventually death. Interweaves with a Madam Pomfrey story and shows Hary, Hermione and Ron viewing that night through the Penseive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,764 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Lily Evans P., Albus D.
I'm Dreaming of a Slash Christmas by EpitomeofDistraction reviews
Parody of Irving Berlin's White Christmas. mild slash warning
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Complete
Hairy Potty goes to hell by LemoandJub reviews
Hairy Potty and the rest of his Transvestitation class were going on a field trip. They didn’t know where they were going since Professor McImnotagal said it was a surprise. By Lemo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 9/1/2005
A Punk Among Preps by Opera Dreamer reviews
A new girl arrives at Hogwarts and this is the last place that she wants to be. But what will happen when she comes face to face with her former lover from three years ago? Can she face the challenges that Draco Malfoy has set upon her? I love reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,482 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 5/28/2004
The Hourglass Mirage by Voldy's pink teddy reviews
A silver thread of thought fell into Ginny Weasley’s palm. She was the only one alive who knew Tom Riddle’s memories well enough to summon them in Portkey form. Voldemort didn’t count…not being truly alive, he could not be killed; neither could a
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,208 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Ginny W., Voldemort
The Origin of Snivellus by Harmonic Friction reviews
The story gets darker as Severus goes to Lucius' manor for winter holiday, where he meets a strange man who says he's got the solution to the Mudblood problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,558 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Severus S., Tom R. Jr.
Not the Village Idiot by Noah Percy reviews
A short poem about Noah, and the absurdity of the Village folk- and the rest of human kind, for that matter.
Village - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/23/2004
a sorta fairytale by Noah Percy reviews
Do you love me? Ivy Walker asked of Noah Percy. Noah took a long time to reply, and it worried her. (Pre "Village")
Village - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/20/2004
Jumping Out by eversoslightlymad reviews
Vienna Lestrange has barely any memories of her parents who were sent to prison when she was a child, but she then gets accepted to Hogwarts where she is greatly feared (for her last name) and quite well liked. She meets Harry first, then meets Draco. Que
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,243 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/15/2004 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Color as Seen by the Blind by M. D. Jensen reviews
Ivy muses on Noah's color while attempting to calm him after another nightmare. Very, very cute and fluffy! Takes place about ten years before the movie.
Village - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Complete
A day at the races by silvermantella reviews
It’s 1975 and the wizarding world is at war. However the upper classes (and who is more upper class than the Blacks?) have been largely able to ignore this disturbing fact - until today.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,932 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Narcissa M., Bellatrix L.
The Gray Nightshirt: Introspection by UnderneathTheBridge reviews
Severus Snape, if you recall, wears a gray nightshirt. Why? Snape discusses this and the course of his life. Intertwined with and inspired by T. S. Eliot's "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Severus S.
Harry Potter is on FIRE! by Darkboy77 reviews
WARNING:Insane story inside. Do not bump, shake, ingest, throw, or expose to crazy and ridiculous amounts of radiation. ((((((IT... IS... FINISHED!)))))) THE LAST CHAPTER: Voldemort's power is in his... wait, this can't be right... HIS POWER'S IN HIS-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 59,771 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Harry P.
Peeves of an Improbable Prefect by Mad Maudlin reviews
Sometimes Ron hates being a prefect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Maybe It's Beautiful by RevolutionaryElephant reviews
It's plain, but maybe it's beautiful. I think so...... RxS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/17/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Leave, Leaving, Left by Harmonic Friction reviews
Mayella's POV as she looks back at what occured at the trial, and what happened to her father. Wow, it actually has a happy ending!
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Complete
Confusion by Accidental Human Contact reviews
Eric avoids a beating. Circumstances conspire, and he learns something about himself. EricxHyde slash. Completed.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,875 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2004 - Complete
Perfection by RevolutionaryElephant reviews
Remus wants perfection. Remus wants to be an image of perfection. Remus will go to any length to become perfect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
No Family Affair by RevolutionaryElephant reviews
Just a little bit of fluff - cos I know how much you people love fluff. Remus and Sirius watch the sun go down, and have that long expected talk.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
From The PRIVATE Files of A Genius by Harmonic Friction reviews
Step into Draco Malfoy's private journal, where things you may have never believed are true, and many people are dissed. Learn of his love for a Mudblood, and his father's.. uh.. secret? (Dramione. Utter silly nonsense. Some fun Pansy moments.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,246 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/30/2003 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Diary of a Stalker by Bennybunny reviews
A horrible suspicion has been growing in Narcissa Malfoy's mind. The solution: stalk her husband Lucius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Ice Cream and Alcohol by Ivory Tower reviews
What lengths will Lucius go to for a simple ice cream cone? Poor Snape, he was only stocking up on potion supplies, and now this!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2002
Strange Bedfellows: A Comedy of Assumptions by Mad Maudlin reviews
Murder, mayhem, madness and Malfoy! Harry and Hermione face down an unexpected conspiracy, a possible nefarious plot, wild rumors and much, much worse to save their best friend from a terrible fate...right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,497 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/18/2002 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Sacrificial Lamb by leah-chan reviews
The Unbeatable Trio decide to hook Snape needs to get laid. (First in the Best Laid Plans universe, Hermione/Ginny, Harry/Draco...)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2000
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Mirror, Mirror reviews
A brief introspection as Hermione comes to terms with her torture at the hands of Bellatrix Lestrange, while in the process of becoming her loathed enemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Alley Rats reviews
After the war, Pansy Parkinson is living on the streets. Anti-Death Eater sentiment is high and those who suffer are the children left behind after their parents were killed in the final battle. All she wants though is to like the woman in the mirror.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Pansy P.
The Price of Understanding reviews
Dudley Dursley always figured magic was just some game a bunch of delusional freaks played. It wasn't until the war spilled over into Privet Drive that Dudley realized the pain his cousin must face on a daily basis, all the loss he must've experienced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,779 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P.
The King's Mass reviews
Two years later and the Museum of Natural History is opening their Kong exhibit. Ann attends it, reflecting on Kong's death and how much it hurt her. Even now, she is inconsolable over the death of such a majestic creature.
King Kong - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
The Final Act reviews
Draco Malfoy is sure that his new life is perfect. His wife Lucy knows nothing of his past, or the person he used to be. Until blank spots begin to crop up and his reported actions during those times are very reminiscient of his past. Is he going crazy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Draco M., Ron W.
Rated M for Heterosexuality reviews
In a society where being straight is socialsuicide, Ron and Hermione break all the rules when they find themselves inexplicably attracted to one another despite knowing the consequences of their passion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,903 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Simple reviews
It's snowing outside. A young Molly and Arthur take a walk on the grounds. It's a simple snow flufffic. Sorta fluffy, I was kinda sad at the end. That's because the lurkment of Voldie saddens things.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Arthur W., Molly W. - Complete
A Cruel Mistress reviews
Death is a cruel mistress to keep. And as her lover, Lucius Malfoy is not exempt from her haunting powers. Death is reaching her fingers out for him... And much hilarity ensuses as Lucius does numerous stupid things to reverse the aging process! Kinda per
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
Children of Helios reviews
Draco Malfoy didn't know he was a firestarter until he saved Hermione when she is attacked. Now they are both at Helios Academy. Draco as a student, Hermione as a patient. Amidst political espionage and war can they find love? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Fragment of Faith reviews
The night before Esmerelda is to be burned at the stake she recieves a visit from Frollo, who makes her remember that only through him can she be saved. Graphic molestation.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Complete
Stuck reviews
After a rather freak accident James Potter and Severus Snape end up connected at the hip. Need I say more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,567 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 7/12/2004 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Unrequited reviews
A collection of short stories about unrequited love in the Harry Potter series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/14/2006 - Published: 10/11/2004
Sacrifice reviews
Remus Lupin has sacrificed everything in order to be a spy in Grayback's werewolf pack. His body is broken and torn, his mind frayed at the edges from the things he is forced to do and wintesses. But he is doing it all for the ones he loves. Contains Slas
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Fenrir G., Remus L. - Complete
Bellatrix Killed A Man Today reviews
Bellatrix killed a man today. He was 5 foot 8, cropped blonde hair. His eyes were blue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Flowers for Myrtle reviews
All Moaning MYrtle can do is think about death. Until she recieves a mysterious love letter that makes her feel more alive than when she was alive. Who is the Headless Knight on a bloodstained horse? Who has come to save her from this maudlin existence?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,162 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2005
Toxic reviews
Draco and Harry are drawn to each other. But they're relationship is toxic. It's poison to themselves and everyone around them.They fight then make love. Hate each other than perfectly fine. In the end it will either ruin them or make them stronger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Snape's Secret Secret reviews
Harry has decided to take one last trip into Snape's pensieve to see if he can find any evidence that would prove Snape is working with Voldermort. What he discovers is so disturbing in nature that there can be no doubt of Snape's evilness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Severus S., Harry P.
Angel of Death reviews
Bellatrix Black is an Eater of Death. She craves it, lives off it, breathes it. There is a reason she is one of the most feared of Voldermort's followers and this is why... rated M for images of violent sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Bellatrix L.
Clean Family Fun reviews
It's Christmas at the Malfoy Manor. Join them in the singing of the carols, the lighting of the tree, the drinking of the egg nog, and ALL THE SEX YOU COULD WANT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Draco M., Narcissa M.
The Story of a Teenage Girl reviews
Andromeda has been confined to the life of society for as long as she can remember. Just a long line a tea parties and fashion robes. But this summer everything has changed, she is free and with the people she loves most. Can she handle her new found free
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Sirius B.
The Face of Innocence reviews
She is a woman in the body of a twelve year old. A murderer, a lunatic. Death is her playground. She is Bellatrix Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Bellatrix L.
Goddesses of the Night reviews
A short story about Narcissa and Bellatrix. Two sisters trapped in molds that society has put them in break free of there constraints and dance beneath the stars, cherishing who they really are, Goddesses of the Night.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.
Bleb reviews
“She gave me an 'I’m a crazy beaver with poofy brown hair and I could so kill you if I felt the need to because I’m a frumpy freak with no friends so bleb look'.” Pansy looked warily at Hermione who made herself look like a crazy beaver and hissed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Hermione G.
Meet the Black Sisters reviews
(New Chapter) The story of the three Black sisters as they try and survive screwed up potions, drugs, love, growing up, mean teachers, and anything else the author can dream up in his head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,608 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/30/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
Years Gone Passed reviews
Our past dictates our future. The war has begun and the past will play as much part as the present. Can Harry and company learn to deal wiht the past in order to move on? Contains slash. RemusxSirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,290 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Stolen Kisses reviews
(NEW CHAPTER!)"If only…" she sighed watching the crescent moon begin its ascent into the heavens. "Not to worry dear. Your Fairy God-Mother has arrived," twittered a man’s voice. Lucius stepped from the shadows and curtsied.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,856 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Severus S.
The Rodeo reviews
While visting the States Ron, Hermione, and Harry decided to visit a wizard's Rodeo. Hermione rides a bucking graphorn. Harry befriends a snake and catches himself a cowboy. And Ron buys himself some cowboy boots and a hat. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Motherhood reviews
The story of Bellatrix's last minutes on earth. She has nothing left to live for. Her husband is dead, the Dark Lord is dead, her child is dead. what else is there?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Bellatrix L.
Step Into Liquid reviews
Bellatrix was slowly backing up, her feet firmly moving across the watery plane of the lake. Her slender hand extended, beckoning Lestrange to follow. [one-shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Broken reviews
Everybody hates me. I'm so alone. They see right through me. I'm inivisble. I'm nothing. I'm a waste of oxygen. Severus Snape is broken and no one can fix him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Severus S.
Free Now reviews
Pansy is numb. Pansy is lonely. Pansy is hurt. Pansy wants out. But there is only one way to do that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/17/2004
Revenge of the Salt Shaker reviews
The Salt Shaker has returned and it's back with a vengeance. Read as it haunts Ron's every step and drives him almost into insanity. Mwahahahahaha! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2004 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Ron W.
Food: A Collection of Fluff reviews
A collection of short stories involving Hermione, Ron, and of course food! All funny, fluffy stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Attack of the Salt Shaker reviews
A delsuional Ron thinks that the salt shaker is out to get him. Mwahahahahaha!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/8/2004 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Ron W.
Secrets reviews
(One-shot) "There are secrets in every corner of this village." Now, years after it happened, Alice Hunt is able to cry for her dead husband.
Village - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Complete
Hide and Go Seek reviews
Draco and Lucius play a game of hide and go seek.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Draco M., Lucius M.
Screaming Banshees reviews
Both Sirius Black and Severus Snape have fallen in love with the new girl in school. So now its a race to see who can whoo her first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Sirius B., Severus S.
The Dead Aristocrats Society reviews
All that died two nights ago was an empty shell. Narcissa Black died five years ago after Lucius began to openly cheat on her. She loved him but he never reciprocated that feeling. That’s when she died. I’ve already had her funeral. Rated for Sex cont
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Draco M., Narcissa M.
Torn reviews
Neville witnesses the night his parents are attacked by Death Eaters, though he thinks it is all a dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Neville L.
Hollow Man reviews
(One-Shot) Lucius isn't feeling well so Draco makes him a card.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Crazy reviews
Bellatrix is wild, beautiful, dangerous, insane, murderous, mysterious. So much that it's hard for us to see her as human. But what if she is lonely? What if she wants a hug?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2004 - Bellatrix L.
In Rivendell reviews
CHAPTER 2 IS UP! A fluff MerryPippin slash fic. They're in Rivendell and are just being themselves. PG-13 for sexual content.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/10/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Boo: A Tale of the Maruaders reviews
It is the first snow of the winter and the Marauders are going to make the most of it. Snowball fights, kissing in snow drifts (R&S), and scaring each other. Fluff and Slash. one-Shot. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/6/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Thing I'll Never Do reviews
Hermione hates Draco, it's a well known fact. But what if her hate becomes murderous rage? Parody of an Avril Lavigne song.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Serpent of Ice reviews
He's the master of hatred and the ruler of cold. Lucius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/26/2003 - Lucius M.
Tommy in a Journal reviews
He's Tommy in a journal and he's here to reel you into his dark world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/27/2003
Lucius reviews
Why does he scream in his darkened heart? A parody of a Britney Spears song. (shudder, barf)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/19/2003 - Lucius M., Voldemort