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Dear Avid Readers by Writer With Sprite reviews
Wolf writes a letter to let FanFiction readers know how he feels. Eagle follows up with another letter offering blackmail as a bribe. Now Fox chimes in... or tries too, anyway. UPDATED! 6/12/2014.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Eagle, Wolf - Complete
Hide and Seek by Jeraina reviews
What's going on when Jack finds K-Unit scrambled around her livingroom floor? A Ficlet/Drabble.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Alex's Nursery Rhymes by Bookdancer reviews
Nursery Rhymes: Alex Rider style! Has nothing to do with other fanfics. Rhymes so far include This Old Man, Old MacDonald, London Bridge is Falling Down, Hey Diddle Diddle, and more. Used to be called This Young Spy. Under complete but I may add more.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Complete
The Things I Deal With by chariots99 reviews
Drabbles! 100 words of awesomeness! NOW: Tom will NEVER be hired to work for MI6, not as long as Blunt is Director. And this is why.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 7,000 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
You Just Got Burned! by Jay Q reviews
Re-written. A funny one-shot of how Sabina and Alex met. Of course, i had to twist them a little and make 'em a little OC. Not a real story, more of a short conversation
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Sabina P. - Complete
A Puppy Pile? by That Fire reviews
Moony has been feeling a bit odd lately. Sirius blinked several times, his mouth gaping like a fish before a strangled laugh escaped his mouth. "You need to have a-a puppy pile?" Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Fifteen Things That Amaze Us About Cub by Bookdancer reviews
K-Unit are in Fox's apartment, and Eagle randomly poses a challenge: 15 things that amaze them about Cub. What happens when Cub shows up? And he's there for Fox? Much more interesting than it sounds. The sequel is To Be A Spy. First of trilogy. One-Shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
The Ultimate Guide to Writing Super Awesome Fanfic by hpngtdi reviews
Parody of Mary Sues. Want to know how to write the best Mary-Sues? The worst plots? The cheesiest romance? Well, here's your ultimate guide! Following this easy-to-use book, you'll be writing badfic in no time! NOW COMPLETE.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,080 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Complete
PS: I Hate You by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Regulus writes a rude note to Voldemort...and starts a trend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 22,940 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Regulus B.
It Goes On by Pessimistic Guardian Angel reviews
Alex's life has many unexpected twists and turns. His life is practically unpredictable; you don't know what threat is lurking behind the corner. Read as I tackle my plot bunnies and wrestle them into one-shots of various lengths, topics, and scenes. When your life is as complicated as Alex's, you don't know what will happen... One-shots, ideas always welcome!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Alex R./Cub
How to Write an AR Fanfic that Doesn't Suck by Castaway5 reviews
Tired of of reading the same stories over and over again, or clicking the back button because your eyes are bleeding from reading a crappy story? Then read this guide and live by it. Seriously. Read this story.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
A Coincidental Relative by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Jack has a brother, who has stumbled into some financial trouble and is coming to live with Alex and Jack. Alex is nervous about meeting the man, but it turns out... he's already met him...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,848 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Complete
Alive by Joline.The.Machine reviews
"He had to protect Watson the way he had from the beginning, only now his most trying adversary was himself." - Post "A Game of Shadows" so SPOILER ALERT. Not exactly the most believable, but a short story of what happens after the movie. Holmes/Watson.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2012 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
The True Colours of the SAS by Rider Rules reviews
Eagle is mental. Cub is a smartarse. Snake and Wolf grill Cub on *ahem* relationships. The Sarge is shocked. SAS men miss their significant others. Mix them all together and unleash chaos. T because I'm paranoid... WARNING: Unique *cough* sense of humour
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Alex R./Cub
The TomandKunit Chronicles by Sydd reviews
Tom's being targeted by terrorist organisations, so he's being temporarily looked after by someone who can protect him until the threats are eradicated. After Snakehead. As the title says, includes K-unit. I don't own the series. I'm just a crazy fan. On Temporary Hiatus.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,369 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Eagle, Tom H.
How To Be Annoying: By Travis And Connor Stoll by TwoStrangeGirls reviews
Want to scare the Hades out of your roomate? No problem! Want to get kicked out of a store? Easy! Want to annoy people in an elevator? We're the masters of trouble! WARNING: Getting sent to prison for any of these actions are not by fault of the Stolls.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Connor S., Travis S.
Having a best friend who's insane and so are you? by xxpsycho-killerxx reviews
Hi all this is a new story done by me, I dont think it's that good but tell me what you think.It's about the life of alex and co.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012
How to Teach a Spy's Class by TribalForEagle reviews
When Scorpia makes a threat against Alex and his school,guess who's sent in to protect them?Yep, you got it,the SAS.How will they keep their sanity with the teens in Brooklands school?Answer is,they won't,with a spy and his friend hell bent on revenge.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,065 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Ian and Alex by Dani9513 reviews
Small one-shots involving Alex and Ian. Alex is young in most of them. Please R&R
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,942 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R. - Complete
Dear FanFiction Writers, by Taayluur reviews
The PJATO characters write "Strongly worded letters" to the fanfiction writers...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
The Silver Branch: A Bones Christmas Special by MortalCoil31 reviews
Booth wants to spend Christmas with his son. But first, he has to catch a serial killer with the help of two new FBI partners, who have very strange ideas about the identity of the killer. When the killer leaves behind a severed hand, Bones gets involved.
Crossover - X-Files & Bones - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,685 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/9/2011
Hazardous To One's Health by Writer With Sprite reviews
The K-Unit kidnap Alex Rider. Oneshot, complete.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Eagle, Alex R./Cub - Complete
File: New Camp HalfBlood Restrictions by lecabe reviews
The list of things no longer allowed at Camp Half Blood, thanks to Elsie and Tori. It's just plain goofy; who doesn't love some clever, pointless silliness? Ranging generally over all the books. R&R, darlings!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,502 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 6/23/2009
Secondary Trauma by Writer With Sprite reviews
Eagle discovers Fan Fiction and discovers his inability to discover reality from fiction in the same day. Oneshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Eagle - Complete
Skeptical Scully and the Simple Solution by Abrae reviews
A seriously silly story.
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/2/2011 - D. Scully, F. Mulder - Complete
A Blond Maniac by Writer With Sprite reviews
Fox hadn't planned on spending his 25th birthday separated from K-Unit and his parents, cold and in pain, having been abducted by a blond maniac. Complete.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Say by control of chaos reviews
Really, how did he ever get into these situations? And more importantly, how was he going to get back out of this one?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
50 Reasons by dnapolymerase314 reviews
50 Reasons/Reponses Why I, Thalia Grace Will Never Date You, Apollo, God of…Wimpy Stuff
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Apollo, Thalia G.
Alex Riders Guide to Surviving Christmas by orangesquash.inc2 reviews
Hi... This is a guide to help you with Christmas...From awful prezzies to assassins seeing your boxers Christmas is just a lot easier with THIS GUIDE!
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Alex R./Cub
The Ten Things I Fear by Writer With Sprite reviews
Alex writes about the ten things he fears. Drabble.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Needed: New SAS Member by Writer With Sprite reviews
Each member of the K-Unit puts out a job description for joining their team after Cub leaves. Includes a description of the actual job posting by the sergeant.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Today I Will by Writer With Sprite reviews
Alex Rider makes a checklist for his final day of SAS training. Drabble. Complete & Finished.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
New Language, Please! by Writer With Sprite reviews
Alex Rider's English assignment: thirteen reasons to learn another language. Follows the "Fox is an English teacher" series.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
50 Things Alex Rider Will Never Do by Writer With Sprite reviews
Summary: Alex's teacher gives him an unorthodox English assignment - to write about 50 things he would never do. What does Alex write about?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Complete
For The Want of A Father by Writer With Sprite reviews
How does Alex Rider spend his Father's Day without his father? The answer may surprise you. COMPLETE.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Eighteen Wheelers and Cocoa by Scorpia710 reviews
The restaurant rested quietly in America, slowly serving up Harry Potter characters with a vegetable of your choice, but the horrors that lurked within would not stay quiet for long. Also known as: Remus meets big vehicle, vehicle wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
10 Things You Didn't Know by CunningMascara reviews
You think you know them. You don't. A list of things unknown.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 3/13/2008
Deadly Weapon by Hazel Sage reviews
Very short one-shot based on a quote from The Sea of Monsters. Paul observes why deadly weapons are not allowed in Sally's house
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Paul B., Percy J. - Complete
My Teenage Spy by friend9810 reviews
After Scorpia. What if Alex was sent to Sacred Heart after getting shot? Scrubs/Alex Rider K-Unit comes later
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,982 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Who Am I? by Allyxandra Hunter reviews
I am Alex. I am Jack. I am Yassen. I am Tom. I am Wolf. I am Mrs. Jones. I am Mr. Blunt. I am Sabina. I am Fox. I am Smithers. Everyone in the Alex Rider universe. Who are they really?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010
SAS Lessons by HollyBlue2 reviews
Even Fully grown SAS men have to learn, it’s not all fun and games.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/2/2010
Trick or Treat KUnit Style by DreamCloud704 reviews
Alex isn't aware of it yet but Halloweens about to get a little more interesting this year. Contains K-Unit.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle - Complete
Snape in Cape by Ponytail Goddess reviews
Drabble written for the Dr. Seuss Challenge at P&S, issued by Graciella Bellanotte-Diadoro. Harry gets caught writing some interesting poetry during Potion's class...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Alan Blunt's Big Book of MI6 Christmas Carols by alansquill reviews
Despite my original intention to for this to be a one-shot... Gathered Christmas carol spoofs, along with new chapters. Who says you can only write Christmas carols in December?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/1/2009
A Simple Question by Emmy-loo reviews
Ian has but one question for his captor. Written for The Firm's June prompt challenges.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Revenge in Lingual Form by QueenofBookworms reviews
Snake might've studied Latin before, but he doesn't know a thing about love poets or idiot-pompous-stick-up-his-arse boy spies. Third in Revenges series, sequel to Chemical Form.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Complete
Revenge in Chemical Form by QueenofBookworms reviews
After the Drama lesson from Brecon Beacons aka Hell, Fox finds himself in Alex's Chemistry lesson. Second in Revenges series.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Complete
Reprimands and Consequences by LostinOblivion reviews
Skinner receives an email from the organizer of the Bureau team-building seminar, and has a little chat with his agents about their behavior.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
Revenge in Dramatic Form by QueenofBookworms reviews
K Unit is at Alex's school to protect him. Alex doesn't want them there. His revenge is...Unusual. One Shot. First in Revenges series.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
Real Villains Wear Pink by jackwabbit reviews
The X-Files/Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog X-Over. Gen, Humor. Characters: Fox Mulder, Dana Scully, Captain Hammer, The Pink Pummeler. Season: TXF post S6, DHSAB pre Act 3. No real spoilers. Summary: Proof Is Always Just Out Of Mulder’s Reach.
Crossover - X-Files & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2009 - F. Mulder, Captain Hammer - Complete
Drunken I is not! by The X-Filer reviews
Mulder, alcohol and some bubble wrap!
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2008 - D. Scully, F. Mulder - Complete
Wherein Voldemort Learns Where Babies Come From by Kinkary reviews
When a young child attempts to hug Voldemort, he is furious. He wants to know why people would grow kids. It's up to Lucius and Wormtail to explain where babies come from. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
Ways To Annoy Your Partner by Fictionnaire reviews
These are ways to annoy your partner... Warning: Contains silliness. Mulder & Doggett find ways to annoy their partners
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,418 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008
It's Milking Time by The X-Filer reviews
Mulder milks a cow...
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/1/2008 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
So What! by The X-Filer reviews
The Song: So What! by Pink: X-Files Style!
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/24/2008 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Mulder Is Spooky by Fictionnaire reviews
Mulder Is Spooky... A very short fic. Based on the kid's song, Pop Goes The Weasel
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/3/2008 - F. Mulder - Complete
Up and Up and Gone? by The X-Filer reviews
One Mulder, One FBI picnic turkey, 10 Hellium balloons and an angry A.D Skinner...
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/29/2008 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Pink Undies by The X-Filer reviews
Mulder... Sodapop... Scully's Pink undies... Don't worry it's safe for everyone
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2008 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Alien in my Toilet! by The X-Filer reviews
Mulder has a problem with an alien in his toilet. Drastic times calls for drastic measures!
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/26/2008 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
I Hate Flying by Cherusha reviews
Mulder, with doubleagent Krycek in tow, gets bored midflight to Russia.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2007 - F. Mulder, A. Krycek - Complete
Dead Embarrassing by amitai reviews
For the people who wanted to see Alex sit through The Talk. Alex and Wolf are about to be executed, and Wolf, being quite nervous, starts on a rather embarrassing subject. Enjoy! COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 116 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
The Twelve Days of the XFiles Christmas by Perry1 reviews
The uh, title pretty much says it all, I think..
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Complete
The Cancer Man Can by Perry1 reviews
Song paradody to the tune of.. well I did it to the tune of the Simpsons The Garbage Man Can, haha, but the real song is The Candy Man Can.
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Complete
Just Another Day at the Office by LadyRaider reviews
Complete! My attempt at humor. Scully addicted to the Sims? Mulder seaking revenge on...? Somebody gets revenge on Mulder...who is it? Will Scully ever find Stapey? Epilogue now up!
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,112 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 5/24/2004 - Published: 5/14/2004 - Complete
Janitors are people too by obviouslyblond reviews
The Janitor wastes JD's time with a useless conversation...(edited version):-)
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/11/2003
Traditional" Russian "Folk" Tales from Tunguska by Sasha M. Artzen reviews
Krycek tries amuse us by telling some amusing "Folk" Tales
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/24/2002 - A. Krycek
Mulder's After-Hours Investigations by Tuxedo Mark reviews
What Mulder says and does when he calls up phone sex services.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2001
Ballad of the Fox by Hardra61 reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, Hardra6 has written another poem! Gather 'round, my friends, for the Ballad of Fox Mulder!
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/31/2001
X FILES: THE MUSICAL by MulderScully'sBogusJourney reviews
This is a damned long one in script format. It's actually got filmed, though. Just ask Doma. It was fun. We had pizza. A jogger ran across the last scene.
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,682 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/27/2001
Skinner's Cupboard by X-Phile reviews
What could Skinner possibly keep in that cupboard? We investogate...
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/7/2001
The X-File Obsessio by X-Phile reviews
A poem about the obsession which every XPhile has now and then.
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/28/2001
Fight the Future by X-Phile reviews
Scully explains the movie in a comical way....enjoy!
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/7/2001
Ode to Fox Mulder by Wolf1 reviews
Just a little ode. Please read & review.
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/19/2000
The Way-out-there files by Gobbiliegoop reviews
A not so typical x-file
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/24/2000
Fromage by Sai du Chickens reviews
Scully finds an X-Files in her refrigerator--mutant cheese.
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/30/2000
The Game by Rainey reviews
An extremely short "Pusher" story
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29/2000
Speed Dial One by Mrs Spooky reviews
I know it's all been done before, but I couldn't resist!!
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2000
Shopping For Mulder by Mrs Spooky reviews
Mulder's sick and sends Scully off to do his shopping...I apologize in advance!
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/14/2000
The Y-Files" by Kevin T. Rodriguez reviews
This is a short hummor story I wrote for my good friend Shadowcat. I hope you like it.
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2000
Electric Spam by Bee reviews
Mulder's got a story to tell
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2000
Just Another Day by Jen reviews
A Mulder hospital stay from a third person point of view.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/16/1999
The Office Pool by Jess reviews
Who bets on the office pool?
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/25/1999
Bye, Bye Pudding Pie by Unexplained Membrane reviews
Mornings are rough
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/1999