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Joined 06-12-12, id: 4053681, Profile Updated: 08-15-13
Author has written 27 stories for Rizzoli & Isles, and Orphan Black.

Alright everyone who's following me or is considering it; I've come to apologize.

Because I'm a stupid motherfucker who's lost all interest in Rizzoli and Isles and its terrible writing. By doing so I have done wrong by all of you. As you can see, I've got quite a few unfinished stories. (Caught in the Storm, Lost Within the Realms, Hell's Bells, Two's a Crowd, Strange and Refreshing) Sucks, huh? Well...sorry. I'm sincerely sorry about it, but I don't really have an answer. If anyone wants to pick up where I left any of them off, just...message me and tell me you're doing it. You can copy and paste the chapters I have done and repost them to your account as long as you put at the top of each reposted chapter that I wrote it.

I would request, though, that no one touches Tabula Rasa, because it holds a special place in my heart and I might actually get around to finishing that one.

Sorry.

This is me. Jumping ship. I wish you all the best.

KH

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Your Geek is Showing reviews
Proposal 101 for the adorkable.
Orphan Black - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Complete
Can't Go Wrong with Shots reviews
Sarah has one objective: get Delphine drunk.
Orphan Black - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Sarah M., Cosima, Kira M., Delphine - Complete
A Scientist's View: There's Always an Answer reviews
Post season finale, Cosima and Delphine work through the jumbled mess of their emotions and the fate of their relationship. (yes there's about a hundred of these out there, but give mine a go)
Orphan Black - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Cosima, Delphine - Complete
Untitled reviews
Cosima and Delphine POV pieces starting from 1x08 up through post season finale
Orphan Black - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,999 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Cosima, Delphine - Complete
Tabula Rasa reviews
Pre-Season 1 AU. After being terrorized by Hoyt, Jane is desperate to rid herself of the physical and psychological scars left behind. Maura is desperate to quell her seemingly inescapable solitude, even after running across the globe from it. Don't forget the mind-erasing escort service. Dollhouse AU. Rizzles. M for Chapter 5.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,807 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
Guidance reviews
It isn't until she's being showered in bullets does Jane finally admit how much she cares for Maura. One-shot. Fluff.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/3/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Caught in the Storm reviews
SEE PROFILE FOR DETAILS - Actress Maura Isles had never been one for people. What happens when a snap decision lands her smack in the middle of a social, well-liked homicide detective's life? R&R - worth continuing?
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 124 - Published: 4/22/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
Fires, Blizzards, and New Attractions reviews
Who knew a fire was the best thing that would happen to Jane Rizzoli? Certainly not her. Sweet Rizzles. Enjoy. R&R (if you feel so inclined)
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/7/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Lost Within the Realms reviews
SEE PROFILE FOR DETAILS - Jane goes undercover onto an Independent transport ship, only to find herself completely enthralled with another new passenger. Rizzles in space.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/20/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
Met Her Match reviews
LONG one-shot. Jane and Maura decide to go through the long, hard process of adopting a child. What happens when they get more than they bargained for?
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,187 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/10/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Perspective reviews
"Jane just stares. She doesn't know why, but every word, whether comprehensible or not, that falls from Maura's lips is captivating. She could say absolutely anything and it would be beautiful." Drabble.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Someone Told Me It Was Wrong reviews
Sweet series of poems describing my perfect canon Rizzles; Jane's POV. I know. Vague summary, but it's hard to write a summary for something less than a thousand words without giving it all away! R&R if you wanna. I welcome all of it. Don't be scared. It's just poetry. If you don't like it, it'll only have wasted two minutes of your life.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Isn't She Riveting? reviews
WWII era, circa 1945, our two leading ladies are loyal military wives with two different lives, lucky enough to cross paths. What will unfold and how will their lives be changed? Be warned: this is the slowest burn to Rizzles I've ever written. But I promise it will happen, and I hope that it'll be worth it. **Rating changed to M for chapter 23
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,333 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Two's a Crowd reviews
SEE PROFILE FOR DETAILS - How does Jane handle having two people stuck in her body, especially when she's falling for Maura? Jekyll and Hyde Jane Rizzoli style. Eventual Rizzles, I promise.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,319 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
Wintersong reviews
Songfic - Wintersong by Sarah McLachlan. This is Christmas feels, but the wrong kind. The sad kind. It's Maura's first Christmas alone.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2012 - M. Isles - Complete
No 'Mrs' To Be Found reviews
It's Maura's third and final year away from the BPD and her Medical Examiner position. Instead she's been teaching at the local high school. Jane has a few ideas to help her start off the school year right. Established Rizzles, One Shot, major fluff.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,940 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Strange and Refreshing reviews
SEE PROFILE FOR DETAILS - I feel that Janet Tamaro had the right idea of how Jane and Maura met, I just feel that the way it was portrayed was...I dunno, disappointing? This is what I came up with instead. Let me know if I should continue it.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,196 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
My Fault reviews
How was she supposed to choose between her life, her love, and her family? It was too late to regret her vocation decision. Animals backed into corners are not pretty sights and neither are humans. *Suicide Warning* M for that, not for sex. Sorry. One-shot.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Forever Is Deceiving reviews
Somehow Jane and Maura always ended up this way. Captured. In danger. Came with the territory...Now all they have to do is fight to stay alive. Not established Rizzles, but it...gets there. Kind of. CHARACTER DEATH AND SADNESS
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Touch Me reviews
This is a simple AU of Jane and Maura before they found themselves in their dream careers. Traffic cop meets medical intern. How will their new lives draw them together? And can it last? TO BE CLEAR, the title is misleading. For now...
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,813 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Hell's Bells reviews
SEE PROFILE FOR DETAILS - Sequel to 'Touch Me' involving the trials and tribulations that come along with planning a wedding. Super sweet as always, but what new problems will our two favorite ladies have to face?
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 158 - Published: 10/8/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
Witches and Bitches and Liars, Oh My reviews
Jane and Maura love story set during the Salem witch trials. Maura's on trial and Jane says hello to her on a whim. "What if Jane's worth living for? The thought petrified the honey-blonde, and she curled tighter into herself to suppress a shiver. There, lying on the cold ground, Maura cried herself to sleep, torn between what she truly wanted and what she truly feared."
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,760 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
One Breath Away reviews
Jane pulls Maura back from the edge, saves her life in more ways than one. It's a college party gone bad. I'm putting a self-harm warning on here, just in case. One-shot. AU.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/30/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Hysteria reviews
Smut. PWP. One-shot. Jane's hysterical, as Price correctly notes, and Maura knows how to correct it. Remember in 2x10 when Jane goes from bitchy and bitter to smirking and joking at the prison in what JTam says is a matter of seconds? No, no. There's a missing scene in there. And there's only one way to calm Jane Rizzoli down.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/18/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Take Me With You reviews
A series of one-shots showcasing Jane and Maura around the world with lots of fluff and goodness. Just the way I like my Rizzles. Sweet. Established. Sexy. Where will they go? What will they see?
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
Prom reviews
What drama ensues when Jane and Maura go to prom together, but not *together*? Plenty. One-shot. Fluff. And Angela Montenegro makes another appearance. mostly because I needed a third person
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Stealing Back the Stolen reviews
One-shot. Established Rizzles. Any time after 2x10. Jane's been dreading the day when Maura wants more from her. Can she handle the pressure? EDIT: If anyone wants me to add to this, let me know.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/5/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete