The Kazekage of Suna
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Joined 06-12-12, id: 4053782, Profile Updated: 10-02-16
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

I have no idea what I am doing with my life, I am trying here, people.

In all seriousness, I am lost in my life. I used to constantly write on this website and now I have returned after years of being a terrible author. I deleted some stories because I was literally cringe-master 9000 and couldn't stand to look at my old work.

Anyways, I joined this website when I was in middle school, and now I am almost in college. So, my passions were bound to change at some point. I am an old person on this website. I have been here though all this shitty updates, thx fanfic.net you tried your hardest, and the cringey time travel and diary phases of this website (unfortunately, I was clearly apart of the later, and was the main perpetrator of that one).

Awhile back, I said I was leaving to pursue some personal writing, then I realized that because school is a life sucker and a hell filled with florescent lights, that was nearly impossible for me to do, while juggling 5,000 other tasks in my life. So, that brings me here.

Let's all pretend my old shitty writing didn't exist, okay? Thank you all. Time to try and not shitpost...

A quick R.I.P. I don't write on this website anymore, I am on AO3 now! If you want my information for that website, please PM me!

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The (not so) Grateful Departed by Killer Disco Queen reviews
"Have you ever been stabbed in the back? By someone you trusted with your very life? A partner? A friend? If the answer to this question is no...then count yourself among the fortunate. But...if the answer is yes. Well...then you might be able to empathize with my resentment." Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket or the movie R.I.P.D.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,249 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/27/2016 - Published: 3/21/2015 - [Tohru H., Yuki S.] Akito S., Kyo S.
Like A Dream by Athrna reviews
The first vol. of a Naruto interquel (canon until ch664). A brave take on the missing info. Summary inside. There is no such thing as coincidence, but only a series of man-made accidents lining up and falling like a chain of never-ending domino. Itachi's bitter love story, Kakashi's rough shinobi journey, Shisui's final resolution, Naruto's forgotten childhood, Sasuke's lost bonds.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 209,623 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 2/12/2013 - [Itachi U., OC] Kakashi H., Shisui U.
Legend by Infamous Storm reviews
He had no family, no talent, and a giant maniacal fox stuffed in his gut. He was a loser. Despite all this, Naruto Uzumaki had a dream, inspired by a goal. Nothing would stop him. He would go farther than the eye could see. For better...and for worse. AU. Mysteries abound. "Suspension of Disbelief" required because of absurdity. Time-Travel. Dead.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,290 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 5/14/2016 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Trump Wars by Erinzozo reviews
Trump wishes to seize control of America but first he must earn a high place in the polls. In order to do so he creates a portal which allows him to travel to other universes. He travels to the Star Wars universe where he can learn the art of mind trickery alongside some of the most powerful force sensitives. Will his squirrel hair help him in this venture? (Strump) some Reylo
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,542 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/24/2016 - Published: 3/4/2016
Fanficers Guide to the Galaxy: Cliches by xxYou-shall-be-my-Squishyxx reviews
My name is Aiko Hanashi and my goal is to humorously point out all the cliches I've noticed in my years a fanficing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 18,603 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Naruto U.
Cinnamon Bun Crunch by Shante Diamond reviews
Prompt: "You were trying to reach for a box of cereal and a whole shelf's-worth of cereal boxes fell on you here let me help".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 5/22/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Bolt U., Sarada U.] - Complete
Naruto's Father's Day by Zeref the Dark Mage reviews
Naruto honors his father and the three men in his life whom have influenced him greatly in his life. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2015 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Spectrum by The Ramen Club reviews
And all of a sudden, it's the little things that start to matter the most. Their hand gestures, the words they utter most often, the song they hum while cleaning the dishes. And you want to be present in all those moments. The clock is ticking much faster. You want to grab all those seconds and keep them safe in a box. You want to steal time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2015 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
This is why Ninjas don't have Internet by insomniasucks reviews
Everyone just really hates each other. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,901 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
Gaara the Cat by istoleyoursandwichcuziampotato reviews
It has come to Hinata's attention that her new friend Gaara acts like a cat. An oversized ginger cat with panda eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Hinata H., Gaara
Hands of Time by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
The creation of an ascended being puts a strain on reality. A little too much effort on his part or even just a slight loss of control may very well result in a tear—a warping of time and space itself. Unfortunately, Naruto and Sasuke have to pay the consequences. [Time-Travel. Warring Clans Era. No Yaoi. No Bashing.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,124 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 1,861 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Walking In the Rain by Reluctantly reviews
A Gaara/Sakura One-shot. Temari calls Sakura over to Suna, but when the pink haired kunoichi shows up with Temari no where to be seen, who invites her inside with the rain pouring down on the tired pinkette? Hope you enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
My Desert Lily by Kilalahinanaruto555 reviews
Gaara had a friend once and he never expected to see her again. Years later, she pops back up in his life, and turns it upside down. Secrets follow her, and Gaara is reluctantly pulled into the middle of it yet is determined to help his friend. Will love bloom in the desert? Or will secrets of all kinds put a stop to it? Read the prologue first!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 202,578 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Gaara, OC
Innocence by honeybeeze reviews
A story about an awkward red-headed customer and a shy cosplay waitress. Includes nosebleeds, cleavage, and love. AU drabble series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 11,738 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Hinata H., Gaara
The Life and Times of the Kazekage's Assistant by Kitty Slap reviews
Imamura Tsubasa has no idea what she's in for when she becomes the Kazekage's assistant. All she wanted was to be a councilmember by 25 but it seems to be impossible when Temari becomes quite demanding of her and her life becomes a hectic hell. GaaraxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,430 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Gaara
Signed From: The Awesome Jashinist , Hidan by Envyyyy reviews
The challenge by Kazukage of Suna :P I couldn't help it :D ! Hidan find a stack of paper and a pencil so ... what does he do ? Write a damn diary / journal thing of course ! Rated T for Hidan's cursing !
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Hidan, Akatsuki
Fiona's Missing Buttplug by BigRoger reviews
Where could it be? When Fiona loses her buttplug, everything starts to go wrong.
Shrek - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Shrek, Princess Fiona, Donkey, Gingy - Complete
The Benefits of Amnesia by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
After developing amnesia in Konoha, Hinata is sent back to Suna, unaware of her life there, or that she's married to the Kazekage. GaaraHina, some SasuHina, slight KabuHina and NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,783 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - [Gaara, Hinata H.] - Complete
The Obsession by Desert.Moon reviews
Takara grew up hearing tales of "the child-monster," who ate small, badly behaving children. The day she turned six, she discovered that the child-monster was actually a child: Gaara. Now, an unhealthy obsession has been born...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 117 - Words: 203,331 - Reviews: 1722 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Gaara, OC - Complete
A Matter of State by shelvesinthecloset reviews
After Gaara's siblings decide its in his best interest and Suna's if he gets married, a leaf kunoichi is picked and a marriage is arranged. Can Ino and Gaara find love despite the circumstances?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,276 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Gaara, Ino Y. - Complete
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Signed: From Your Not So Loyal Author reviews
I, the Kazekage, am being forced to record my daily "struggles" and "thoughts" into an inanimate object called a "diary". I prefer the term journal, thank you very much. *completed*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 166 - Words: 23,477 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Gaara - Complete
Operation: Fall in Love reviews
On the night of Hinata's 21st birthday, Hiashi instructed one man to propose to her. No matter what method he had to use as long as it didn't harm her. Even if that meant waiting until she got drunk... and popping the question. It was time to move on from the boy who decided to date her friend, and with a little free help from his siblings, Operation: Fall in Love is undergo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,864 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Hinata H., Gaara
Signed: From The Sand Siblings reviews
Sequel to: "Signed From: Your Not So Loyal Author" After Gaara having his journal violated by his siblings, they all agreed it was time to have a family journal...and you could say that this idea may not have been the best...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 4,939 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro
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