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Author has written 8 stories for Naruto.
I'm the Kazekage of Suna, and my dream is world domination. I have a wonderfully annoying assistant by the name of Chibi. My life goal is to take everyones soul. I am most likely older than you, but not older than 21.
You may address me as Kazekage, Overlord of the World, God of Suna, God of Journal Entries, Sand God of Sunagakure.
High School Guide I made on Wattpad: A Girl's Guide to High School
Signed: From Your Not So Loyal Author" will now be accepting translations.
Spanish: Firmado De su no muy leal autor
Generic and Boring Information about me:
Favorite Book: And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie
Favorite Movie: Batman: The Dark Night Returns or Avengers
Favorite Superhero: Batman (fight me)
Most commonly used phrases: "that's not my job..." "So...issue"
Dislikes: I HATE when people act pretentious on this website like damn calm down I don't care if your story has 5,000 favorites it doesn't change the fact you're annoying.
Likes: My favorite type of person is one who makes other people smile.
Information regarding my stories: Some of these I started 3 years ago and they are embarrassing, but I clearly liked them at that time so I will keep those as long as I don't re-read them.
PM's: I respond a lot, I promise, but it's a little hard to keep up. Do NOT message me asking for me to join some weird website, read all your stories, your friend's stories, or your grandma's.
And for the love of god. I won't marry you. Please don't. People stop sending me that shit.
"Quit acting like you're perfect. All bitches have glitches."
"Here's to another year of pretending to like you people..."