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Name: Camille

Age: Perverts!!!

Birthday: Feb. 2nd (HINT HINT)

Shippings:

Teen Wolf: (MY NEW OBSESSION) Stiles/OC; Stiles/Lydia; Stiles/Derek; Scott/Allison; Scott/Kira; Isaac/Allison;

Hunger Games: Katniss/Peeta ; Katniss/Gale; Gale/OC;

Harry Potter: Hermione/Draco (not Ron--ugh.); Harry/ Ginny; Remus/OC; James/Lily; James/OC (not fair how Lily treats Him!!)

Chronicles of Narnia: Edmund/OC; Susan/Caspian; Peter/OC

Animorphs: (I LIKE THEM, ALRIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!) Cassie/Jake; Rachel/Tobias (WHY DID SHE HAVE TO DIE DANG IT!!!!); Marco/OC;

Twilight: Bella/Edward (SHE DESERVES NO ONE PLAYING WITH JAKEY'S FEELING LIKE THAT!!!!!) Jasper/Alice; Emmett/OC; Emmett/Rosalie; Jacob/OC; Seth/OC; Leah/OC; Paul/OC (based off of ME!!) basically any of the pack members based off of me ;D


9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Darn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here?

If EDWARD CULLEN said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the earth would be dead. Put this on your profile if you'd be the one percent still alive because you'd be saying you were just "uncomfortable", and you were a VAMPIRE!!

Something everyone should remember: Emmett is the strongest. Edward is the fastest. But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make you feel jealous.

Heaven doesn't want me, and hell's afraid I'll take over.

When the world is ending, I'm throwing the party!

Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.

People are like Slinkys. Basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your family. You can, however, pick the insane asylum where you have them all locked away

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

If it wasn’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!

I like hardcover books, because every time someone says that reading is stupid, I smack them with whatever book I have on hand.

Love? I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Yes, I hit like a girl. You would too if you hit a little bit harder.

The only thing better than chocolate is a good friend with chocolate

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them into Life's eyes and see how Life likes lemons then!

Remember there's a light at the end of every tunnel, just make sure its not a train.

Don't take life too seriously, it's not like you're getting out alive

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with

Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face, when you push them down a flight of stairs

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Tough times never last, but tough people do

You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had

Yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet

There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt

If you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well

If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book

Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

There’s too much blood in my caffeine system.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss

All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.

why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?

There can be over one million fangirls of someone, but in your own mind, they always belong to you

I know I'm in my own little world, but it's okay, they know me here

15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)

11-attempt to fly off a high shelf

12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (well no dur.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a cup of noodles: "WARNING: product may be hot when ready" (Apparently we use ice cubes to cook noodles nowadays.)

A newspaper headline read :FIVE MEN DO THE WORST THING EVER. And then there was nothing more on the subject but a picture of a jail. Anyone else curious what the 'worst thing ever' is?

A computer packaging label read "WARNING! Contents are liable to overload. HANDLE WITH CAUTION!". Don't computers need to be plugged in to overload in the first place?

On a package of sesame seed burger buns: "NOTE: ingesting sesame seeds will not cause sesame plants to grow in your stomach". Do I even need to say ANYTHING after that?

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in over a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, physics chick, CrazyNerdyFangirl, Safira Rue Mellark, Mimpy, MaxRide25, The Wolf Who Walks Alone

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

I am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who reads to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school discos, or games, and when I do go, I stand by myself. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on her mobile or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't really been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with what she loves, who can express herself beter with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

90% of teens today would die if Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing or hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony...

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If your obsessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile.

If you think your insane because you say so, copy and pate this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get bored easily, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've written a fanfic, copy and paste this to your profile and add another chapter.

If you have ever had a crush on a book character copy this to your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever seen a movie or a TV show so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote, even when whoever you are quoting it to doesn't understand it; put this in your profile.

If there are characters on a certain show that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can easily finish a novel in one day, put this on your profile!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, or TV etc. to come out/be release/premiere, copy this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever been so insane that you scare yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile

If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever had an arguent with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile

You have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile.

"Life is short.
Break the RULES
FORGIVE quickly
KISS slowly, LOVE truly
LAUGH uncontrollably
and NEVER REGRET anything that made you SMILE."
-Anonymous

90% OF TEENS WOULD HAVE A BREAKDOWN IF JUSTIN BEIBER WAS STANDING ON THE EDGE OF A TOWER READY TO JUMP. COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 10% OF PEOPLE THAT WOULD BRING A LAWN CHAIR AND POPCORN AND SCREAM "JUMP!"

EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

DO YOU
Play an instrument?: does the triangle count?
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: possibly, i don't sit there counting do i?
Like to sing?: no but i know all the words to vertualy every song and i only have to lister to a song once to remember the lyrics, if only i could sing!

Have a job?: help my auntie with her business
Have a phone?: well yeh!
Like to play sports?: I can deal with hockey and rounders but thats where it ends!
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: nope
Have a crush on someone?: why would I tell you that?
Live somewhere NOT in the United States?: yes
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: No way.
Have any special talents/skills?: remember useless things and can say the 50 states of america even though dont live ther!

Exercise daily?: No! as if
Like school?: there is no possible way to express how much I HATE school!

CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?: If I was really board.
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: I do a lot of ballet so yeh!
Speak any other languages?: A little spanish and italian
Go a day without food?: yeh easily
Remember your dreams: vividly
Read music, not just tabs?: not one bit
Roll your tongue?: easy
Eat a whole pizza?: If i liked pizza, probably

HAVE YOU EVER
Won something in the lottery?: £2

Snuck out of the house?: yeh (I had to jump from the thing above my door and twisted my ankle, ouch!)

Lied to get out of trouble?: all the time

Had a computer crash?: Yes! Grrr.

Gotten lost in your city?: Yes. I think.

Seen a shooting star?: I think.

Been to any other countries?: defo

Stolen something important to someone else?: don't think so

Solved a rubiks cube?: I wish.

Gone out in public in your pajamas?: not really

Cried over a girl?: no

Cried over a boy?: no

Kissed a random stranger?: Nope

Hugged a random stranger?: I don't think so

Been arrested?: no

Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: no but that happened with Fanta

Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: No

Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: No

Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: unfortunatly yes

Swore at your parents?: No

Kicked a guy where it hurts?: no

Ran over an animal and killed it?: nope

Broken a bone?: Nope but sprained my left wrist four times (thanks to my horse)

Gotten stitches?: Nope.

Had a water balloon fight in winter?: on several occasions

Made homemade muffins?: Yeah...yummy!

Bitten someone?: Myself (Does that count?)

Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: yeah

Burped in someone’s face?: Yeh

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

When nothing goes right... go left.
You never know how strong you are... until being strong is the only choice you have.
Never give up on something you can’t go a day without thinking about.
Being happy doesn’t mean everything is perfect. It means you’ve decided to see beyond the imperfections.
Someday someone will walk into your life and make you realise why it never worked with anyone else.
Nobody is worth your tears, and the people who are won’t make you cry.
Life is a journey, not a destination. Sit back and enjoy the ride.
Strength is nothing more than how well you hide the pain.
Be yourself because there is no one like you.
In the end it’s not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away.
It is a fearful thing to love what time can touch.
Forgive, but don't forget.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, but learning to dance in the rain.
Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
If you want the rainbow you have to put up with the rain.
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one.
Love is giving someone the power to break your heart, but trusting them not to.
I'm going to smile like nothing's wrong, talk like everything's perfect, act like it's all a dream, and pretend it's not hurting me.
Every 60 seconds you spend angry or upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.
Love is like a roller coaster- when it's good you don't want to get off and when it isn't you can't wait to go throw up.

What A Boyfriend Should Do:

When she walks away mad...
Follow her.

When she stares at your mouth...
Kiss her.

When she pushes you or hits you...
Grab her and don't let go.

When she's quiet...
Ask her what's wrong.

When she ignores you...
Give her you FULL attention.

When she pulls away...
Pull her back.

When you see her at her worse...
Tell her she is beautiful.

When you see her start to cry...
Just hold her and don't say a word.

When you see her walking...
Sneak up from behind and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared...
Protect her.

When she lays her head on your shoulder...
Tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she teases you...
Tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesn't answer you for a long time...
Reassure her that everything is alright.

When she looks at you with doubt..
Back yourself up.

When she says that she likes you...
She really does...more than you understand.

When she grabs at your hand...
Hold hers and play with her fingers.

When she bumbs into you..
Bump her back and make her laugh.

When she tells you a secret...
Keep it safe and untold.

When she looks into your eyes...
Don't look away until she does.

When she misses you...
She's hurting inside.

When you break her heart...
The pain NEVER really goes away.

When she says 'it's over'...
She still wants you to be hers.

When she re-posts this bullentin...
She WANTS you to read it.

Stay on the phone with her...
Even if she's not saying anything.

When she's mad...
Hug her tight and don't let go.

When she says she okay...
Dont believe her and talk about it because 10 years from know...
she will remember you.

Call her at 12:00...
Just to tell her you love her.

Call her before you sleep and...
after you wake up.

Treat her like...
she's ALL that matters to you.

Tease her...
and let her tease you back.

Stay up with her All night when she's sick and watch her favourite TV show or Movie with her...
even if you think it is stupid.

Give her the world...
and let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and alone...
Hang out with her.

Let her know how important she is to you...
and kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up to you crying the first thing you say is...
"Who's butt am I kicking, babe?"

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TWILIGHT OATH:

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
I promise to despise the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know!!

Fire and Ice- Robert Frost

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

If you believe that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending Harry Potter is fictional, copy and paste this to your profile.

R.I.P.- Lily and James Potter, Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Alastor Moody, Hedwig, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley. They will never be forgotten.

If you think Bellatrix is creepy and should have been killed by Neville (not that there's anything wrong with Molly Weasley kicking her butt), copy and paste this into your profile. (yet I love haer all at the same time. I'm a strange person :P)

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, copy and post this into your profile.

If you're in denial over Tonks and Lupins death's copy and paste this into your profile.

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, PrettyFanGirl, Cannotstopwriting, Rhr4eva, DancingHippogriff, XAPY - TZINY - IIOEINTON - NOAT, HarryP-Twilight-Obsessed-chick, IheartDracoandRon, GirlSwagg21,

If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If mythical creatures exist (dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, hippogriffs, etc.), copy this onto your profile!

If you think that Harry/Hermione shippers are delusional (especially if they have read books 4-7, and still believe in that pairing), copy this into your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.

If you cried when Dobby died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), copy and paste this into your profile

If you cried when Dumbledore died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you always knew in your heart-of-hearts that there was good in Draco Malfoy, Percy Weasley and Severus Snape, copy this into your profile.

If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile.

If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you make random Harry Potter refrences to your friends to see if they get them (they never do) put this in your profile.

If you love the Marauders AND think they are THE best, copy this into your profile.

If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile.

If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Remus/Tonks shipper and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this, then add your name and how long it took you to read the book, (Cannotstopwriting - 1 day), Rhr4eva - 4 days(darn she beat me haha), DancingHippogriff - 4days(read nonstop but i'm slow. no fair) XAPY-TZINY-IIOEINTON-NOAT - 2 days, I think... HarryP-Twilight-Obsessed-Chick would have taken me a day but my dad took it away halfway through so I would take 2 days :(, IheartDracoandRon (Not even a day, like half a day. I couldn't put it down! I took it to camp with me and finished it on the beach), GirlSwagg21-- around 24--48 hours.

Hogwarts Rules:

- If Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout "TO THE BAT MOBILE!"

- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar

- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort

- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

- I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard!" when sent to the headmasters office

- Professor Flitwick's real name is not Yoda

- I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class

- I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

- The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

- If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it.

- It is not necessary to yell "BAM" every time I disapparate.

- "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

- Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled "Firewhiskey."

- I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them Smurfs

- The Whomping Willow is not a Entwife

- I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!

- So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like Dead

- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret

And some Harry Potter Pick-up Lines:

Hey, did someone say "Avada Kadavra" to you, because you're drop-dead gorgeous!

You don't have to say "Lumos" to turn me on!

I don't have to be a Dementor to wanna kiss you!

Did you just stupefy me or are you naturally stunning?

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.(hahahha yeah . . .)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.(Stay up till 4, yes, but not get up at seven!)

You write fanfictions about the book. (heh . . yeah)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.(you have no idea how frustrating it is when they don't want to read it . . .)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (Nah, never done that)

Everything reminds you of the book. (okay yeha this one is true)

You quote random lines all the time. (DEFINITELY)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (I swear Hogwarts lost my acceptance letter, and i'm still looking in closets for Narnia)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class (Fireworks from Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes during exams :D)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (Nah, people'd think I was weird...But I follow them on Twitter :D)

You've got a book memorized. (Heck Yeah!!)

You've read a book more than five times.(:D)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Harry Potter)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.(JK Rowling- HOW COULD FREAKIN' DO THAT TO FRED!! WE WERE GONNA GET MARRIED, DANG IT!!)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (Of course)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional (Of there are wizards, and of course Narnia exists, you silly people!)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (It's required :3)

You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock. (Umm, no, but I check my closet for Narnia)

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character. (heh... yeah...)

Your idol is a character from a book. (Yeah, because real-life people suck!! Haha, jk, not all of them)

Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.

Curiosity is not a sin... But we should exercise caution with our curiosity... yes, indeed.

There was no point in worrying yet... what would come, would come... and he would have to meet it when it did.

No, I think I'll just go down and have some pudding and wait for it all to turn up... It always does in the end.

Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?

It is the quality of ones convictions that determines success, not the number of followers. Who said that? Me.

It's The People You Hold Closest Who Have The Most Power To Makes You Bleed.

Because There Are Things That You Just Can't Unhear. No Matter How Much You Want To.

At Some Point You Have To Stop Running And Turn Around And Face Whoever Wants You Dead

So What Should We Do With Our Last Few Days? I Just Want To Spend Every Possible Minute Of The Rest Of My Life With You.

Some Walks You Have To Take Alone

It Takes Ten Times As Long To Put Yourlsef Back Together As It Does To Fall Apart

Underground, Where I Dread Dying, Which Is Stupid Because Even If I Die Aboveground, The Next Thing They'll Do Is Bury Me Underground Anyway.

We're Fickle, Stupid Beings With Poor Memories And A Great Gift For Self-Distruction.

That What I Need To Survive Is Not His Fire, Kindled With Rage And Hatred. I Had Pleanty Of Fire Myself. What I Need Is The Dandelion In The Spring. The Bright Yellow That Means Rebirth Instead Of Destruction. The Promise That Life Can Go On, No Matter How Bad Our Losses. That It Can Be Good Again. And Only He Can Give Me That. So After, When He Whispers, "You Love Me. Real Or Not Real?" I Tell Him, "Real."

It's Like A Game. Repetitive. Even A Little Tedious After More That Twenty Years. But There Are Much Worse Games To Play.

...In Remembrance to Sirius Black...
...Who never got to walk free...
...Who had to live with a crazy house elf and screaming portrait for a year...
...And who had to get killed by a curtain.

The Harry Potter oath

We defended the stone, when no one saw it coming.

We found the chamber, when everyone thought it was the end.

We freed the prisoner, so the innocent had their freedom.

We were chosen by the Goblet, and witnessed evil return.

We fought with the order, and learnt of our fate.

We learned of the prince, and the dangerous road that waited a head.

We dominated the deathly hallows, and all was well.

Who are we? You may wonder.

We are the one's who stuck with Harry 'till the very end.

If you are a Harry-Potter-obsessed-person, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are totally in love with Remus Lupin, copy and paste this into your profile. He is just so cute! (I LOVE HIM SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!)
If you love Harry Potter so much you wish the characters were real or you were one of them copy and paste this into your profile
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy and paste THIS on to your profileee!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you think believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile. WOOOO! GO REMUS!
If you think you'd die without music Copy and Paste this
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you spout a Harry Potter character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

My best friend told me the only food that can make you cry are onions. I threw a coconut at her face.

When life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eyes.

Infallible Logic: Harry is greater than Voldemort. Voldemort is greater than Cedric. Cedric=Edward. Thus, Harry is greater than Edward.

Ever have one of those moments when you forget something? It's like- it's like- uhh, never mind...

Want to know another name for a Virgin Margarita? It's called a smoothie.

I was told I am crazy. The voices in my head lied.

So what if Voldemort had seven Horcruxes? I have seven Harry Potter books.

His name is Remus Lupin and he's a werewolf? I never could have guessed!

Do you think it's funny when you poke some random person in the back of the head and keep walking?

The difference between intelligence and wisdom: intelligence is what you know. Wisdom is how you use that knowledge.

I used to be smart once, but then I got better.

If you cried when Fred, Lupin and Tonks died, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Umbridge should drop dead, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think J.K. Rowling should write a series about the Marauders, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've read the entire Harry Potter series in a single day, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when your eleventh birthday came and went without a Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Harry Potter is better than Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Twilight deserves to be smashed into the ground, thrown into a dumpster, have the dumpster set on fire, then shot off toward a black hole, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Remus Lupin is your most favorite character ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a Hogwarts uniform that you wear to school and don't attend Hogwarts, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You say Twlilight
I say Harry Potter
You say Bella
I say Bellatrix
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
You say Team Edward
I say Team James
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say 'Is Cedric Diggory'
You say Pattison is hot
I'll say Tom Felton is HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the Perfect dream couple?
I think that would be Lily and James
You say the wolf pack was close
I'll point out that Fred and George don't read minds and they can STILL finish eachothers' sentences
You say Edward
I'll say "Harry, now shut up!"
Copy/Paste this if you agree that Twilight is nothing compared with HP and it's magical glory

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Fun little quiz.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite/same sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

http://static.becomegorgeous.com/img/arts/2009/Sep/17/1184/redhaircolor2.jpg-- This is Maria's hair from Incredible.

A poem I am passing on about child abuse, I hope you pass it on too.

My name is Tiffany, I am three, My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,

I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made, My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me,

I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all, Or else im locked up, All day long,

When im awake im all alone, The house is dark, My folks aren’t home, When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get, One whipping tonight, I just heard a car,

My daddy is back, From Charlie’s bar, I hear him curse, My name is called,

I press myself, Against the wall, I try to hide, From his evil eyes,

I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry, He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault, He suffers at work, He slaps and hits me, And yells at me more,

I finally get free, And run to the door, He’s already locked it, And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall, I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream, But its now much to late,

His face has been twisted, Into a unimaginable shape, The hurt and the pain, Again and again,

O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops, and heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor, My name is tiffany, I am three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me,

And you can help to stop this for others.

And if you read this and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness because you would have to be

One heartless person to not be effected

By this poem and because you are effected,

Do something about it! So all I ask you to do

Is pass this on! If you are against child abuse.

303 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

1. I will not poke Hufflepuff’s with spoons, nor will I insist that their house colours indicate that they are “covered in bees”.

2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class

3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not “an extra credit project for Herbology”

4. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.

5. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch’s office is not appropriate.

6. I will not go to class skyclad.

7. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

8. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told you I was hardcore”.

9. I will stop referring to showering as “giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful”.

10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. “Polishing my wand” in the common room is not.

11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm.

12. House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

13. Staring a betting pool on the fate of this years DADA teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.

14. I will not start every potions class by asking Professor Snape if today’s project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.

15. “Liften Separatis Crotchum” is not a real spell.

16. I will not claim Chick Tracts are an accurate presentation of Muggle life.

17. Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charms”.

18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as “bookends”.

19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as “bookends”.

20. I will not call the DADA teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

21. There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

22. I will not provide Luna Lovegood with Coast-to-Coast AM transcripts.

23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.

24. I will not place anything by Silver Ravenwolf on the library shelves.

25. Tricking the school house elf into stripping does not mean they are now mine even if I yell “Owned!”

26. I am not a sloth Animagus.

27. I am not a tribble Aimagus.

28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or a piranha.

29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.

30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

31. I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

32. I will not lick Trevor.

33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.

34. The Ravenclaws are not “Mentals in training”.

35. Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazghul is coincidental.

36. I will not change the password to the prefect’s bath to “Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty”.

37. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.

38. Professor Flitwick does not wish to be addressed as “Admiral Naismith”.

39. Asking “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?” is only funny the first time.

40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.

41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.

42. “42″ is not the answer to every question to the O.W.L.’s.

43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.

44. I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.

45. I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.

46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make “Love Potion Number Nine”.

47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

48. I will not teach the first-years to sing “A Wizard’s Staff Has A Knob On The End”.

49. If Ginny Weasley wanted to borrow my Darkover books, she would have said so already.

50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

51. I will not go to meals dressed as Choda Boy.

52. Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetics Corp.

53. I will not draw an “H” on Percy Weasley’s forehead.

54. My name is not Captain Subtext.

55. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab does not sell potions ingredients and I will not resell their products as “Veela Pheremones”.

56. I will not refer to Kingsley Shacklebolt as a “Big Black Sex Auror”.

57. I cannot Hadoken anything into oblivion.

58. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.

59. I am not the Defence Against the Boring Classes Professor.

60. I am no longer allowed to use the words “pimp cane” in front of Draco Malfoy.

61. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the result would be.

62. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labelled “Firewhiskey”.

63. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not permitted on school grounds, not even for entertainment purposes.

64. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

65. A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or drumming on desks, no matter how bored I become.

66. It is inappropriate to slip sample bottles of Selsun Blue into Professor Snape’s personal postbox.

67. I will stop referring to Hufflepuff’s as “cannon fodder”.

68. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

69. First-years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.

70. Novelty or holiday themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.

71. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin house mascot.

72. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good v. Evil, I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can be only ONE!”.

73. I should not refer to DADA professors as “canaries in the coal mine”.

74. I will not say the phrase “Dude, get a life.” to Lord Voldemort.

75. I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.

76. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth house at Hogwarts. And I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.

77. I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The Force”.

78. Albus Dumbledore’s proper title is “Headmaster”, not “My Liege”.

79. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I foresaw her death.

80. I will not use Slytherin first years as Christmas decorations.

81. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

82. If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling “It Does DEATH!!” may be correct but it is not the manner in which one should answer.

83. I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here.

84. I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.

85. Ravenclaw’s do not find a sign saying “The library is closed for and indefinite time period” amusing in any sense.

86. I will not attempt to recreate the Key to Time in Transfiguration class.

87. A time turner is not a flux capacitator, and I should therefore not install one in any Muggle cars.

88. I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors.

90. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

91. I will not claim my X-Files tapes are “Auror Training Videos”.

92. When being interrogated by a member of the staff, I am not to wave my
hand and announce “These are not the droids you are looking for”.

93. I am not a member of the Spanish Inquisition.

94. Albus Dumbledore is not my personal Jesus.

95. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

96. I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens.

97. I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts: A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

98. “OMGWTF” is not a spell.

99. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

100. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

101. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.

102. I will not cast the occasional Obliviate spell on Dumbledore, even if it would be amusing.

103. I am not allowed to give the Gryffindors Pixie Stix.

104. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive.

105. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals.

106. I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.

107. I will not sing The Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches.

108. I will not tell first years that they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

109. I will not douse Harry Potter’s Invisibility Cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible wearing it and standing near the fire in the common room.

110. I will not tell first years that Moon Prism Power is a basic Transfiguration spell.

111. I will not yell “Believe it… or not!” after any of Dumbledore’s speeches.

112. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.

113. My name is not “The Dark Lord Happy-Pants” and I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.

114. There is no such thing as the Chamber of Double Secret Probation.

115. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow Peeps.

116. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

117. Voldemort is not Ganandorf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.

118. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy exams.

119. I will not charm the suits of armour to do a rendition of “Knights of the Round Table” for the Christmas feast.

120. I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.

121. I am not allowed to make lightsaber sound with my wand.

122. “Draco Malfoy Takes it Up The Arse” is not an acceptable Quidditch chant.

123. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

124. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT! shirt to school.

125. I am not allowed to re-enact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the charms corridor.

126. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug A Slytherin Day.

127. I am not allowed to introduce myself to the first years as Tim the Enchanter.

128. I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.

129. I will not try and start Naked Thursdays in the Common Room.

130. It is not necessary for me to yell “BAMF!” every time I Apparate.

131. I will not steal Gryffindor’s sword from Dumbledore’s office and use it to patrol the hallways.

132. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

133. I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”.

134. I will not teach the first years to play “The Penis Game” in the Great Hall during dinner.

135. I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue.

136. I will not organize a Hogwarts Fight Club.

137. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.

138. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

139. I will not dress up in a Dementor suit and use a Dustbuster on Harry’s lips to get him to do what I want.

140. I will not start food fights in the Great Hall.

141. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

142. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not an appropriate career choice.

143. I will not sing “We’re off to see the wizard” when sent to the Headmaster’s office.

144. The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.

145. It is not necessary to yell “Burn!” everytime Snape takes points from Gryffindor.

146. “Y’all check this-here shit out!” is not an appropriate way to announce that you are about to perform an experimental spell.

147. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout “I have the power!”

148. I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

149. I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell “Ni” from various directions.

150. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp will not earn me any house points.

151. I will not teach the front doors to recognise Filch and not let him in.

152. I will not give Voldemort a toupee to hide his baldness.

153. I am not allowed to tell first years that there is a playground in the forbidden forest.

154. Giving Professor Snape a ton tongue toffee is unacceptable.

155. Singing ‘pop goes the weasel’ when Professor Dumbledore is giving a speech is not permitted.

156. I will not introduce Slytherins to ‘my pet dog Fluffy,’ no matter how tempting it is.

157. Shouting ‘How COULD you betray me like that?’ whenever Snape removes house points is forbidden.

158. I will not steal veritaserum from Snape’s store and add some to the teacher’s morning tea.

159. I will not tell Snape he needs to go to his ‘happy place’

160. I must not convince first years that the new password to Gryffindor tower is ‘Petrificus Totalus’ and must be said with their wands pointed at themselves.

161. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that my teacup says she’s lying.

162. I am not allowed to dress up like Neville’s grandmother when going to a Halloween party in Snape’s dungeon.

163. The forbidden forest is forbidden because it contains werewolves and acromantula, not because there is a secret cave with the answers to every test, and I should refrain from telling the first years that there is.

164. A bludger is not a bowling ball, and Professor Snape is not a bowling pin. I will not attempt to prove otherwise.

165. I will not tye-dye all of the owls.

166. I will not shave Mrs. Norris

167. The house elves are not there to do my homework

168. There is no bring a muggle to school day

169. I must stop telling 1st years about the time the Hogwarts Christmas tree ate a student

170. I must not throw Mrs Norris out windows

171. Telling Draco Malfoy to 'Make like a ferret and bounce' is always a bad idea.

172. I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of a class and blame that someone put the Imperious Curse on me.

173. I must not throw Hermione’s Hogwarts: A History out the window and then claim that it wanted freedom.

174. I must not leave shampoo on Professor Snape’s desk with directions on how to use it.

175. I will not tell first years that the best way to study is to stay up all night balancing your textbook on your head, as gravity will cause the information to sink through the skull and into the brain.

176. I will not take a hippogriff to the Summer Olympics to get an unfair advantage at the Equestrian competitions

177. I will not use magic to change test questions into those I can answer

178. The proper way to report to my Teacher is “Yes, Sir” not “You can’t prove a thing!”

179. A hug is not all Snape needs

180. When I see Professor Umbridge, I will not say, “There you are, Trevor. Neville has been looking all over for you.”

181. I will not tell Snape he is emo/goth just because he likes wearing black.

182. Harry Potter is not my 'Protection Shield' to carry around to ward off evil.

183. I will not introduce Peeves to IM.

184. I will not introduce Snape to IM.

185. I will not tell McGonagall that she is bad luck because she can turn into a cat.

186. I will not introduce Peeves to a T.V.

187. I will not tell Filch that he needs to bathe once in a while.

188. I won't sign my homework as 'Snaperdoodle'

189. When answering questions in Snape's class, I won't finish my sentences saying: 'dear Snaperdoodle'.

190. I will not hand out slips of papers asking students to answer the following question: Do you think Snape is evil?

191. I will not make a 'Too sexy for my shirt' slideshow full of Snape pictures and show it during all of my classes.

192. I will not tell the first years, who are waiting to be sorted, that in order to be sorted, you must confess your deepest secrets aloud while wearing the hat.

193. The "I Hate Snape" Club is not a valid after-class activity.

194. Making Harry Potter action figures without his permission is wrong.

195. I will not tell Grawp that "Hermy" will give him a kiss if he eats certain
members of the faculty

196. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "my little pony."

197. I will not "borrow" a prefects' badge for Peeves.

198. I will not attempt to set up a satellite dish on the Astronomy Tower

199. There is no Interpretive Dance course offered at Hogwarts, and I should stop
signing up for it every year.

200. Yes, the Great Hall is extremely large, but Quidditch is an outside sport.

201. I will not demonstrate how to juggle using two Bludgers and the Snitch

202. I will not enter the great Hall running and yelling “We’re gonna Die” each time Snape comes to a meal.

203. I will not make farm animal noises in the back of Care for Magical creatures

204. I will not tell first years that divination is their 5th sense

205. Looking after a virtual pet is not a way to gain extra marks in care for magical creatures.

206. In the annual battle between death eaters and Hogwarts I will not sing “99 death eaters alive in the war, 99 death eaters alive. You shoot a spell they hit the ground. 98 deaths eaters alive in the war” as we fight.

207. Harry does not wish to wear a tutu to lunch and I should not make him.

208. I will not put black circles over Harry’s lenses and tell him he has gone blind. No matter how funny it could get.

209. I will not sing “ebony and Ivory” whenever I see Dean and Seamus together.

210. I will not tell first years Fang is a hell hound.

211. I will not post notices in common rooms saying that tomorrow is a theme day,
wear a costume. Even if it may be vegetable day.

212. “Another one bites the dust” is not a song to sing during quidditch matches.

213. The first few lines of Mama by MCR is not the best song to be singing during first year sorting,

214. I will not tell students singing the fat Albert theme song is a way to gain extra points on potions

215. I will not laugh at Sirius if he changes his middle name to 'Lee'.

216. I will not laugh at Lupin’s 'time of the month'.

217. I will not offer Crabbe and Goyle a cupcake with Veritiserium.

218. I will not make fun of Harry and his 'Potter Senses Tingling'.

219. I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the charms corridor

220. I will not cast 'Petrificus Totalus' on myself in order to avoid going to classes.

221. I am not allowed to organize a witch burning, even if I have been assigned to do a presentation on Muggle history in my Muggle Studies class.

222. All's fair in love and war" is not an official rule of Hogwarts

223. I will not attempt to confuse Crabbe and Goyle by calling them by each other's names.

224. Even if I myself to do not believe in it, I will respect that the school observes daylight savings time.

225. Watching "The Food Network" is not equivalent to sitting NEWT-level Potions classes.

226. Mr. Weasley's flying car is not to be taken apart piece by piece and rebuilt inside Snape's classroom

227. I will not tell the Ravenclaws that they're basically useless because Hogwart's smartest student is in another house

228. It is not appropriate trade first years between houses.

229. I will not tell first years that "any true wizard or witch" can see Thestrals, and that if they can't they "obviously aren't cut out for this school".

230. Draco Malfoy is not the secret identity of "Ferret Boy".

231. I will not attempt to determine whether Malfoy is a natural blond.

232. The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.

233. "Springtime for Voldemort" is not an acceptable suggestion for the class play.

234. I will stop pasting happy face stickers on Snape's office door

235. Hagrid's skin is not green and I should stop calling him 'The Jolly Green Giant.'

236. Breaking into song during Potions class is not acceptable

237. Teaching first years to chorus in unison "The amazing bouncing ferret" whenever they hear the name Draco Malfoy is just wrong, funny, but wrong.

238. Bungee jumping off the astronomy tower is against the rules, even if it isn't written anywhere.

239. Yelling BOO! at Professor Moody is not wise.

240. I am not allowed to use the superglue spell to stick Harry and Draco's hands together

241. I will not sing "Defying Gravity" during Quidditch practice.

242. Saying the Dark Mark should be the Slytherin Crest is wrong.

243. When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"

244. "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell

245. Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

246. I will no longer wear a hood, walk up to Harry, and claim to be his real father.

247. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

248. I am to stop asking Professor Snape to Yule Ball.

249. Mad-Eye Moody knows his eye is creepy, he does not need to be told... again.

250. Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.

251. I am not allowed to predict the end of the world more than once.

252. I will stop substituting Professor Lupin's Wolfsbane with Polyjuice Potion containing hairs from Mrs. Norris.

253. Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow.

254. I will not attempt to graft a transplant from the Whomping Willow onto the Hogwarts Christmas Tree in Herbology class.

255. I will not try to make a new basilisk for the Chamber of Secrets

256. I am not to refer to the Potions classroom as “Kitchen Stadium”.

257. “Potter 6, Voldemort 0″, is not a valid T-shirt slogan

258. I will not pay Peeves to rewrite the school-anthem!

259. If Lupin requests something of me, it is considered very rude to refuse by replying, “Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin!”

260. Telling Umbridge cardigans are so 1994 will get you in trouble.

261. I must never tell Ron he looks like a puffer fish.

262. I am not allowed to sing "Holding Out For A Hero" whenever Harry Potter enters the room.

263. Putting fake spiders around Ron’s bed isn’t funny. Especially when he tries to jump out of the window.

264. It probably isn’t smart to ask Draco Malfoy if his hair glows in the dark.

265. No matter how cool it sounds I will not release pixies into the school - it will just end badly.

266. I will not use muggle hair dye to dye Draco Malfoy's hair red.

267. It is not a good idea to charm the furniture in the potions classroom to be pink and fluffy.

268. I will not owl Voldemort a bottle of anti-depresents.

269. I will not make Snape an appointment with a muggle psychiatrist.

270. It is not a good idea to ask Snape if he is off his medication when he is angry. Or ever.

271. After using the hair dye on Malfoy, I will not attempt to claim him as the long missing Weasley brother.

272. I will not tell the first years that it is customary to dye their hair in their house colours for their first day of lessons.

273. A lightning bolt tattoo is NOT the 'Light Mark'.

274. Selling memorabilia with photographs of the 'ferret incident' is not allowed.

275. There is no annual 'Dress Like Dumbledore' day.

276. I will not re-enact Harry Potter Puppet Pals in the Great Hall.

277. I will not write all my essays in red ink claiming it is blood.

278. I am not allowed to wear Death Eater robes to dinner and shout Long live Lord Voldemort because I think its funny.

279. I will not replace Professor Snape’s pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

280. I may not speak Latin in front of the books.

281. I may not mock Professor Umbridge in front of the press.

282. I am not possessed by the ghost of Lady MacBeth

283. Neville is not my valet.

284. There is no “open-mic night” at Hogwarts

285. It is not a good idea to give Malfoy a “love note” from Ginny and vice versa,

286. It is not a good idea to show the notes to Pansy Parkinson and Daphne Greengrass

287. It is a horrible idea to introduce “colour war” to Hogwarts with Slytherin as green, Hufflepuff as yellow, Gryffindor as red and Ravenclaw as blue.

288. On no circumstances can you introduce rabid fan girls to Harry potter.

289. You must not mix Ravenclaws with muggle geeks or Slytherins with popular people that are muggles. Or Blair Waldorf.

290. I am not to make a waterfall in the astronomy tower so I can surf down after class.

291. I am not allowed to change the Slytherin banner in the Great Hall to a pink and blue banner with a teddy bear on it.

292. Easter in Hogwarts is not to be celebrated by releasing hordes of pink rabbits and making the first years chase them.

293. I am not God.

294. Professor Dumbledore is not God.

295. Despite being near-omniscient, Professor McGonagall is not God.

296. Neither is Harry Potter.

297. I am not the founder of a new religion, in which Snape is the devil and Weasleys are the chosen people and are to lead the followers to the light.

298. I cannot make the followers of Weasleyity have red hair and freckles.

299. The Thriller is not the school dance.

300. I may not borrow an extra wand and watch DRUMLINE too many times. The results are too unpredictable, and Professor Flitwick would like his nose back some day.

301. I will not sweep the Gryffindor common room with Harry Potter's prized Firebolt.

302. It is wrong to refer to Aragog as "Charlotte".

303. I will not swap Draco's broom with one out of Filch's broom cupboard.

Boys are like chocolate, soft and yummy but they go straight down to your hips.

This is a true story.
A girl died in 1933.
A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.
The murderer chanted " Toma sota balcu" as he buried her.
Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl.
In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling.
She will suffocate you like she was suffocated.
If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you.
Your kindness will be rewarded if you do.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your monthof birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

Are you sure?

Really?

Okay...

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservativeand aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress

GRYFFINDOR:
[x] You’ve never done illegal drugs
[x] You have a lot of friends
[x] You get along with everyone
[x] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
[ ] You love soccer
[x] You love baseball
[x] You’re into writing and art
[x] Favourite music genre is pop rock
[x] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory
[x] Abortion is wrong
[x] The war against Iraq is unneeded
[x] One of your favourite colours is red or gold
[x] Good grades at school
[ ] One of the worst things you can do is lie
[x] You plan on going to college/university
TOTAL: 13/15

HUFFLEPUFF:
[x] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot
[ ] You like to follow trends.
[x] Politics suck.
[x] You love to swim
[ ] Water polo is awesome
[ ] Pink is one of your favourite colors
[x] Black is morbid & depressing but you still like it though
[x] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist.
[ ] You’re an optimist.
[ ] You’re completely straight-edge.
[ ] You’re very emotional
[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favourite music genre
[ ] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age
[ ] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
TOTAL: 6/15

RAVENCLAW:
[ ] You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x] You love to read.
[ ] You appreciate theatre & arts.
[ ] Sports suck.
[x] You’re shy.
[ ] Hate is completely unneeded.
[x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship
[ ] Indie is your favourite genre of music.
[ ] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[ ] Lying is sometimes okay
[x] Blue is one of your favourite colours.
[ ] Serious is better than funny.
TOTAL:4/15

SLYTHERIN:
[x] There’s at least one person you hate.
[ ] Basketball is a good sport.
[ ] (American) Football is amazing.
[ ] Black is a cool colour.
[x] You’ve lied about something serious.
[x] You’re a very deep person.
[ ] You have considered suicide.
[x] Very loyal.
[ ] You like metal.
[ ] They make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You’re scared to grow up.
[ ] You’ve done drugs in the past month.
[ ] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[ ] You have trust issues.
[ ] Guilty until proven innocent.
TOTAL: 5/15

Gryffindor all the way!!!!!!!!!


This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.

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That was Unexpected by dogsrock101 reviews
Alex, short tempered and hot-headed, is forced to attend Hogwarts. There, she meets a group of boys: the Marauders. Remus is kind and sweet; the opposite of her. They're bound to hate each other, right? But you know the old saying...opposites attract.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 142,194 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1h ago - Published: 12/22/2011 - Remus L., OC
Imprinted by Violet2389 reviews
Melanie's world is turned upside down when she falls for a wolf with a bad temper. Follows along the Twilight saga books-all four books will be posted in this story page. OC. Currently being rewritten!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 203,040 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Paul
From where I stand by prongslet4life reviews
She came from a dark past.Her family was killed before her very eyes, she has been kidnapped and tortured by vampires for something that she was born with. But when she escapes and finds herself in the house of the Potters...Well, grab some popcorn.Watch her as she goes on adventures, enters in random bets, learns magic and falls... in love?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 208,798 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Albus S. P., OC
Of Quills and Serpents by quillstrike reviews
Adela Lancaster is your typical Ravenclaw. She's a beater (as she loves to remind people), she consumes books (BOOKS LIFE) and she has a slight (oh, stop judging. You're just jealous your brain isn't named Numberita) obsession with numbers. Throw in one idiotic brother, two Slytherin gits, a bloodthirsty werewolf, and a goblin intent on revenge and you have one..."interesting" year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 124,274 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 12/7/2012 - [Albus S. P., OC] [Rose W., Scorpius M.] - Complete
Black, White and Grey by Jenna Linda reviews
FINISHED. Twins, Alex and Lara are being sent to Hogwarts by their strictly pure-blood sadistic father and uncaring mother. There they meet a group of four boys who violently shake up their lives. Love, pain and hate in a world of black, white and grey. Dark themes, romance, happy ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 183,599 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L., OC, Marauders - Complete
They Call me Ebony: Black Moon by Dndchk reviews
It's the Marauders' third year, and things aren't looking so good. Sinister threats from Sirius' parents and Remus' attempt at digging into his own past are just two of the problems on their minds. Animagi, dealing with new classes, and awful Hogsmeade visits alone would be enough to ruin a normal kid's year. But for the Marauders? It'll take a LOT more... (ABANDONED)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,348 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 7/14/2013 - OC, Marauders
Read my Lips by vicky-twilight-obsessed reviews
Three best friends are kidnapped and sent to work for the Cullen men; the ruthless dominating princes of the vampire world. Their jobs? Sex slaves- tending to their every desire and need 24/7."Rule one don't speak unless spoken to." Darkward/AU/Lemons/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 82,636 - Reviews: 1552 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
Riley's Boy by hollie-whyte reviews
James Potter and Lily Evans were always destined to be together, so what'll happen when she messes everything up by rejecting him one time too many for his heart to handle. Who'll be there to pick up the pieces? Riley will, even if it kills her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,113 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 6/12/2011 - James P., OC
These Words by WeasleyWannabee reviews
Lily and James's story, told entirely through scribbled notes and letters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,447 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 4/24/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
My Father, My Child by Miss Ginevra Magdalene Darcy reviews
'A daughter is a day brightener and a heart warmer. A daughter is a gift of love. A daughter is a little girl who grows up to be a friend. A daughter is a sparkling smile and a life time of love.' Isabella is Carlisle's beloved daughter but they were separated when he was attacked by a vampire, years later Isabella is turned. What happens when they meet up again? Up for Adoption
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,792 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 10/15/2012 - [Bella, Edward] Carlisle
Be Strong by luckintheair04 reviews
Sorry, I keep changing summaries :P This is a take on WHAT IF Draco told Dumbledore of his mission in HBP with the help of Hermione, who he never actually hated. Romance blossoms, Draco's dragged in to the Horcrux mission and Hermione and Draco starts questioning if they could really trust each other after all the things that happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,360 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
What I Wanted by TheWestWitch reviews
Camille was never one for excitement. So when she finds herself in Narnia she just wants to go home. At least, until she starts to fall for a certain king. Peter/OC.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,484 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie
Stuck in the Twilight Universe What could go wrong? by AgxntMxy reviews
The cast of Twilight, Peter facinelli, Elizabeth Reaser, Nikki reed, Jackson Rathbone, Kristen stewert, Robert Patterson, Ashley Green, Kellen lutz, Taylor lautener, Dekota Fanning and a few more from the cast, all find them selves in another universe, The twilight universe to be exact. The location: Forks. What do they do? What happenes when they meet the Cullens?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 64 - Words: 90,144 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 12/30/2012
Two Veela's in One School by Angel N Darkness reviews
Hermione returns for her 7th year at Hogwarts after learning 2 shocking truths over the summer that only 3 people know about. What happens when her Veela blood kicks in and when Draco's kick in? With things happening will they survive or be torn apart?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,288 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The marauder's List by twilotter lover reviews
Harry together with Ron, Fred and George find a list of what not to do at Hogwarts. You can only guess what they do next... NEXT CHAPTER NOW UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,343 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., George W., Fred W.
If only they knew by Lilyflower394 reviews
The Marauders and Lily find themselves in a room they can't get out of, what happens next? This is the beginning of what could be one of the big stories, it is just an introduction and I do not know whether or not I want to continue it so read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,985 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 1/4/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders
Dull and Boring (Previously titled: Running from Responsibility) by GirlWithABook reviews
There's something wrong with Eva Prince. ***This story contains triggering material***
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 8/12/2011 - OC, Fred W.
50 Ways To Annoy Draco Malfoy by InsanelyWitchyMango reviews
Cover your eyes and plug your ears, fangirls! Alice is back again, annoying the beep out of your (Possibly least) favorite character, Draco Malfoy! R&E&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 12,166 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Draco M., OC - Complete
All New by horriblewriterbutareader reviews
Two girls arrive in Forks, mayhem ensues. Nothing new right? Well that's where you're wrong. My friends first fanfic, please read and review. OC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,468 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Jacob, Edward, OC, Jasper
Vulnerable by SARAH DB reviews
Meg has been sent to La Push to visit her Uncle Jay and spend time with her best friend Kim for the summer, but will she meet someone that will change her life or just mess it up more than it is? PaulxOC, maybe a little OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 248,093 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Paul - Complete
Why I Throw Things by NotAnotherHufflepuff reviews
Hadley is the new girl to town and is the most defiant, saracastic and independent person. When Embry imprints on her, nothing goes according to plan as she goes against him every chance she gets. "Of all the girls in the world, I imprint on her!" Embry yelled in fustration. "Welcome to the world of imprinting." Jared laughed. EmbryxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,896 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Embry, OC
The Girl That Can't Be Touched DiscontinuedBeing Rewritten by Plague's Vengeance reviews
Izora Hallowell is a pureblood that suffers from a rare form of psychometry. She's managed to avoid attention for the past five years. As she enters her sixth year, her only desire is to go unnoticed but four boys will make it impossible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 78,935 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Remus L., OC - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 9348 - Favs: 7,167 - Follows: 6,857 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Beyond Dusk by Sunray16 reviews
This is my version of Breaking Dawn as told from Edward's point of view. It is the sequel to Moonless Night and Eternal Equinox. This story is rated M because there will be some themes and material unsuitable for younger readers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 154,257 - Reviews: 1688 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Pack Chronicles Book Two: Pitch by SixthOfLorien reviews
How did my life end up in the hands of strangers? In the 2nd Installment of TPC, Haley Purser learns taking a walk on the wild side is more dangerous than she could ever imagine, and that making the wrong friends in this town can get you killed."I'm not sure if it's been months. I'm not sure if it's been days. All I can remember is one name. Paul Lahote."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,355 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Paul
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 2781 - Favs: 3,657 - Follows: 3,288 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Worst Imprint Ever by wolfie96 reviews
Seth clearwater had a great life. Hanging with the pack, having fun until his life changed when he imprinted on the worst person he could imagine. Izzy waters. Izzy being Seth's nightmare! Beta needed pm if interested! SethxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,662 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Seth
Born Enemies by Violet2389 reviews
When Paul imprints on a vampire, chaos will ensue. OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,942 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Paul
Nobody's Last Resort by starkidsftw reviews
"What happened?" he asked softly. His eyes were so deep. She felt as though she could fall into them. Those deep silver orbs seemed to pull the answer right from her lips. At the Yule Ball, Hermione is soaring, until Ron Weasley knocks her down. When she is at her lowest, the strangest person offers comfort. HGDM Part of the Fate Has Its Ways story, can be read independently.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love so Silent by Alexis96 reviews
Eris Potter is the twin sister of Harry Potter. Follow her through her years at Hogwarts. Danger lies around every corner for her. There is one thing over everything else that is the most dangerous for her. Love. And who is she in love with you may ask? None other than Severus Snape himself. Rated T because im paranoid
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 61 - Words: 88,875 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - OC, Severus S.
New Girl by Noxlupis Lamiamedicus reviews
Sixteen year old Adrianna Silver had lived in Hell her whole life. She was abused by her parents, nobody really cared about what happened to her or her twin brother. One day, on impulse, she runs away, running as fast as she could, and ended up in Forks, Washington. Pretty soon she's falling for one of the local werewolves...and getting into trouble. Did I mention she's a werewolf?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Seth
The Girl who Nearly Tore them Apart by TheGrammarHawk reviews
The tragic story of a fifth, secret Marauder, Annabelle, or Spotty, who pulled at the hearts of Sirius, Remus, and Peter. What is her story? And will the Marauders ever be the same?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,465 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Lily Evans P., OC, Marauders
The Time Traveling Muggleborn by The Chosen Dalek reviews
Hermione Is thrown back in time to the marauders era during the secound wizard war. She just wanted to find a way home but she finds something else...love. Doctor Who Warning
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,814 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - James P., Hermione G.
Silence by dancinggirl42609 reviews
Delia Gilmore has been mute since she can remember. When Paul Lahote finally takes notice of her will he be able to get her to speak again? Paul/OC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,827 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Paul
Northern Lights by ColeBBY reviews
Sam's niece is moving in with him and Emily. She knows about the wolves but is oblivious to the fact that a certain hot headed wolf has imprinted on her. Paul/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,020 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Paul
They Call Me Ebony: War Upon Us by Dndchk reviews
The sequel to part one! The Marauders, James, Sirius, Remus, Peter and Elizabeth are back to cause more mayhem at Hogwarts, but in the meantime, they have to work on their newest projects: Helping Remus with his monthly transformations and creating the most awesome pranking tool ever heard of! What could go wrong, really? Previously titled They call me Ebony Part Two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,323 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Marauders, OC - Complete
Rules by brocca reviews
Never, in my life, have I known someone to challenge rules quite so frequently as James Potter, and never so enthusiastically as when we were seventeen years old. (Rated M for vulgar conversation, not for sex.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The-Girl-With-No-Last-Name by PedoBear.Rapes.You reviews
Her name is Brynn. Brynn no-last-name. She came from a muggle orphanage to the school of Hogwarts. In the process she met her parents, fell in love, gained great friends, and terrible pain. The future is always changing, but what if you like the future you see? Until death do you part. Maybe it's all just a dream though. Maybe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,827 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - OC, James S. P. - Complete
Wounded by DramaticField reviews
Leah Clearwater's broken heart doesn't mend any when she learns Emily and Sam are expecting. Will she ever be able to move on? Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,571 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
The King And The Servant by narnia and beareject fan 1 reviews
Ashley is just a servant in Cair Paravel. So what happens when she meets the High King and sparks fly? Peter/OC. Recently edited plus a new epilogue!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 131,666 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 12/9/2010 - [Peter Pevensie, OC] - Complete
Matchmaking by lkc159 reviews
Pre-26. Cassie and Jake have been dancing around each other for a few years. Rachel finds it sweet, but frustrating and completely idiotic. Marco thinks it's hilarious, but is getting fed up. Watch two young hearts on their journey to find each other... and remember that things may not always be as they seem. Rated T for safeT. :) Will be AU - not very much though. Now COMPLETE!
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,583 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Cassie, Jake, Marco, Rachel - Complete
Stop And Stare by behind. BLUE EYES xx reviews
Paige Swan the adoptive daughter of Charlie Swan lives a normal life along with her best friend Jacob.But when her sister Bella moves into Forks and falls in love with a vampire Paige is thrown into the supernatural world , while trying to bring back her memories of the first 7 years of her life.But she knows only one person can tell her the truth.Paul .mostly newmoon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Paul
You Belong To Me by MissIndependent101 reviews
Lauren has just moved to La Push with her mother. While there she meets Paul the angry werewolf.He imprints. Sparks fly right away but what happens when many obstacles fall in the way of their relationship. Paul/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,307 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Paul
The Best Years by ILoveHarryPotterForever reviews
Collection of short stories. Main pairing is Lily/James. Humor, romance, angst, sweetness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 41,512 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 10/2/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Werewolf Worries by Ava Miranda Dakedavra reviews
This girl shows up, completely out of nowhere, and is determined to change his life. "Why me?" Remus asked. She smiled, "I know you, Remus."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 76,878 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
A New Beginning by FantasyLover91 reviews
Haley is Edward's younger twin sister. When Edward along with there parents ends up sick with Spanish Influenza Haley is kidnapped by vampires. She is eventually experimented on and is changed into a powerful vampire by them. Years later Edward and Haley run into each other again. Only this time someone is after Haley and they wont rest until she is finally in there hands.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 63,146 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Complete
Stalking Katniss by JazzieMarieTV reviews
When Katniss finds out how much Peeta knows about her, she feels digusted.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,232 - Reviews: 9249 - Favs: 7,491 - Follows: 7,667 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Americans' Summer by Xxlovexxx reviews
When KT and Eddie are forced to stay at Anubis House for the summer, KT has a dream where her Grandfather says someone is out to get her and to be aware of her surroundings, that same day, she sees the ghost of an old woman. Can Eddie protect her from getting hurt, or even killed? Please read! I worked really hard on this!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - KT Rush, Eddie M. - Complete
Just The Way You Are by NeverTickleASleepingDraco reviews
Lady Cecelia is an adopted child of the king of Archenland...who is blind. The Kings and Queens of Narnia come to visit and her point of view is changed greatly thanks to a certain king. EdxOC ON HIATUS
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,408 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Edmund Pevensie
Love and Other Disasters by accioremote7 reviews
The classic story. Boy meets girl. The boy, James Potter, falls in love. The girl, Lily Evans… not so much. But, then again, if you throw in magic, best mates, slaggy girls, Quidditch, school exams, and a war… anything can happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,989 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 3/21/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Life Happens by Noxlupis Lamiamedicus reviews
Serena Daz has always had a pretty much happy life. Her dad was always there for her and she had a few friends. But, during the summer between her fourth and fifth year at Hogwarts, her father is killed and she's forced to live with her cousin, James Potter. This year should be interesting...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,161 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Sirius B., OC
God of War by EllaTheRealMeBlack reviews
After witnessing Alice cheat on him with Edward, and having found out his entire family knew, he flees the Cullen's returning to his old life. After picking up Bella and Leah Clearwater, they head to the Volturi, eager for a second chance at life. Will the Cullen's get in the way? And will Jasper become the God of War once again? (Set during NM)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,050 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Jasper, Jane - Complete
The Fairy Godmothers by Magda the Magpie reviews
What if Lord Voldemort had attacked immediately after Dumbledore's death? All is lost when Hermione is mysteriously sent back in time to the Marauders Era, where she discovers she has surprising new powers. Lots of friendship, romances and surprises! A HG/SS story with a twist of RL. OVER 200.000 HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 91,923 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
What Happened On The Cliff by Rain2561 reviews
"Go jump off a cliff Leah." Paul said... So she did. Leah/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Leah
Unwanted by Miricles exsist reviews
Liyla Uley is a misfit orphan who nobody can deal with. She can press everyone's buttons and knows how to minipulate people into leaving her alone untill her brother Sam comes and adopts her reluctently. Our favorite hot headed wolf imprints on Liyla and tips her world upside down. Paul swears he doesn't want her but will he be able to resist with the imprint pulling him to her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Paul
Marco's Not To Do List by lkc159 reviews
What happens if the other Animorphs get tired of Marco and force him to write a Not-To-Do List? What would be on it, and what would the Animorphs' reactions be to what he writes? Story is not complete. Far from it.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,988 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Marco
The Animorphs' School Presents The Phantom of the Opera! by AmandaKK reviews
After attempting to put on a production of Les Miserables, the drama teacher decides to try and do The Phantom of the Opera. Cassie becomes ticked off, Marco makes Tobias cry, Rachel does a lot of screaming, and Jake is cast as the Persian. Will the poor drama instructor ever learn her lesson...? Rated T because Marco still hasn't learned to control his language...
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Complete
The Rules and Regulations of having a fake boyfriend by blahblahblah97 reviews
"Merlin's beard, I've done it now, Lily thought. I, Lily Evans, have hit rock bottom. Whether in a grief driven desperation, or I have indeed lost my marbles, either way I've hit a point of no return. I've done something reckless, impulsive, and downright stupid. I've made a deal with the devil, and there's no going back from this." T for very occasional swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/21/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Impecable Impressions by marauderette22 reviews
It's a boring day in the Gryffindor common room and the Marauders decide to share their first impressions on each other to have some fun :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2013 - James P., Sirius B.
The Black Rose by Destiny2013 reviews
Hermione is pregnant with Bellatrix's child. A new evil has arrive. What does this have to do with Bellatrix and Hermione's child?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L.
What Would Happen? by stickynotesally reviews
Carlisle is Gangsta, Esme is rebellious, and Jasper is peppy? What is causing this insanity? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Carlisle, Esme
Begin Again by iwritelikeaninja reviews
A Marauders era story set to 'Begin Again' by Taylor Swift
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hair by dictionarywrites reviews
Harry sees Hermione brushing her hair and offers to help. Fluff piece.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bring me back to life by SuperJetDinosaurFunMonkey reviews
Jennifer Black daughter of Sirius Black is hot stuff in Hogwarts and shes caught the eye of a certain ginger twin. Shes also a key ingredient to the fight against Voldemort too. As if being a teenager wasn't bad enough. contains bad language. Rated T Kind of. FW/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Fred W., OC
Unusual Imprint by fmfg reviews
This is the story of Leah imprinting on Felix after the near battle with the Volturi. It follows their struggles as a couple. It includes some Seth/oc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,624 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Leah, Felix - Complete
The First Kiss by MissGlam reviews
Its Christmas at the Potter/Weasley house, and Five year old Victoire runs into a little mishap. Under the mistletoe she goes, and a white one too!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Victoire W., Teddy L.
The Request by The Animorph Demigod Bird Kid reviews
Cassie's normal now. She's got chores, and Tv, and everything. But when two unexpected visitors show up requesting help, what can she say?
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Cassie, Jake
Our Last Journey by Sirifoy reviews
Lily Evans and her friends are starting their 7th and last year at Hogwarts. "Bo likes Sirius and he likes her back" "Not likes, Lily, loves. He loves her", "He's POTTER, for Merlin's sake. Why do I have a feeling that I like him?" Lily\James, Sirius\OC, Remus\OC Over 10,000 hits! Thank you! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,622 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
New Life(UP FOR ADOPTION!) by Jacob-and-Jill reviews
After the Cullen's left Forks, Charlie re-married and had another child. Bella's little sister. After a tragic accident, Willow finds her sister. But finding a sister is not her only discovery. She enters a world full of supernatural...and the love she had always wanted. JasperXOC story. Alice is not in this story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,538 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Jasper
An Adventure of a Lifetime by Captain-Spangled reviews
So this is my first story, please be kind. It involves my two Oc's, Lily and Georgie, joining the Pevensie's on their journey to Narnia. Peter/OC [complete]
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,157 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - [Peter Pevensie, OC] - Complete
Darkest before Dawn by GlasgowPotter reviews
Years after Breaking Dawn, Bella's cousin Lily is left without parents after a car accident which she managed to survive. Bella, instantly wants to protect Lily but, in doing so Bella is leading Lily to her demise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Jasper
Animorphs: Another Story by RiseOfTheGuardians reviews
Apparently, Jake and his friends weren't the only ones fighting the yeerks. There's another team of them. Fallow Tristan and his team as they try to save their town from the yeerks and Vesser Three's wife. Will they handle it? Or is it two much for the five high school graduates? Rated T for language.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2012
A Narnian Tale, Part 3: The Price of Love by WhiteRose242 reviews
It has been 2 years and everyone's happy in Narnia. Until one day, Craig and Camilla, two siblings from Galma, enter the lives of Caspian and the Pevensies. Will relationships survive? Will friendships be tested? And most importantly, will they be able to pay the price of love?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,297 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Heart & Soul Seth's imprint by Blond reviews
Meg and her family are invoved in a car crash and only she servives. Meg then goes to live with her brother Percy in La Push Washington. But Percy has an unusual group of friends the wolf pack but is oblivious to their supernateral qualities. what will happen when Meg is thrown into the deep end of a world of vampires and warewolves in the form of an imprint!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,262 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Seth
Ember by Lyo-Lyok reviews
They were two neodymium magnets, tossed in the air, passing just close enough that they snapped together in a crackle of energy. Embry/OC, not a conventional love story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,878 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Embry
James and Lily: The Beginning of Legacy by pottermommy1118 reviews
When Lily realizes that not only does she not hate James Potter, she actually might want to be with him, is she too late? James has decided to move on but can he really leave Lily in his past? With loveon the horizon and a war looming can this destined pair find each other after years of fighting? Rated for my tendacy to give in to my theatrical nature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 78,774 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fear of Falling by innocentlybeautiful reviews
Hazel meets Green Lily's snarky and mean To James Potter. But, to her discomfort, James has caught her. Remus Lupin can't help it, Murder he will commit Again and again All in his head Soon Mia will be dead. He's coming for her Maximus Taylor Vi's love for Sirius becomes Failure Lily is stalling Mia is screaming Vi is bawling: Welcome to Fear of Falling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Remus L., OC
All That I Am by staringatthesky reviews
Because one day Emmett met a bear and was saved by an angel. Or perhaps not... An Emmett POV of the events surrounding his vampire transformation. Life isn't that straightforward when you wake up a whole new being, with a whole new family and the most beautiful girl you've ever seen standing there, and you have to work out what's going to happen next.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,527 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
A Twist in the Past by Reallusion reviews
The Evans were surprised when ten minutes after the birth Lily Mrs Evans went into labour again. Belle Evans, the unexpected addition to the Evans family causes a huge change. How will this unexpected addition to the family change the future? SS/LE/OC friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,308 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S., OC
Cracking Lily Evans' Resolve by RainThestral93 reviews
When four bored Marauders invite a certain redhead and her friends to join in with a game of truth or dare, they certainly aren't expecting the outcome to include James running down corridors screaming, "I am a woman, hear me roar," nor seeing Sirius Black don make-up & pink fluffy slippers. But what nobody is bargaining for is the slow, but sure cracking of Lily Evan's resolve...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Falling in Love with my Subconsciousness by pUnKyRoCkEr reviews
Lily Evans has been having odd feelings and weird dreams about James Potter. Now, is she crazy? Or is her subconscious trying to tell her that she might just be falling in love with her fellow Head Boy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,798 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 6/22/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Gale Hawthorne was a song by Alaanysinwonderland reviews
Gale was a song. Gale was a smile. Gale was a promise. Gale was a fire. And he left me turn into ashes.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Madge U., Gale H. - Complete
I'm Still a Marauder by Dndchk reviews
Peter has always been the misfit, the odd one out, the sidekick. But what about the one triumph he has that none of the Marauders can claim? Second year, fluff for Peter, written for The Marauders' Companion.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Peter P., OC - Complete
Have You Ever Wondered? by AlwaysPadfoot reviews
Written for the Ten Drabbles, Ten Topics Challenge. Have you ever wondered who that Slytherin Girl is? Have you ever asked what is there to lose? Ever wanted to hear the Weasley Twins interview Voldemort? Have you ever wondered what a certain teacher thinks when she sees her students after they've grown through a war? Yes. Then click and read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Complete
Back in their Day by BlackToWhite reviews
Harry travels back to the year 1977, where he teaches DADA at Hogwarts - to his parents. Will he change everything for good? Or will he create the future as he knows it through his actions? Read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,447 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., James P.
A Taste of Forever by The Gospel of Eleanor Rigby reviews
Claire didn't understand the sad look on Quil's face. She was just going to visit her Grandma, she'd be back. Wouldn't she? Seventeen year old Claire finds herself stuck in California, unknowingly hiding from everything she never knew she needed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Quil Jr., Claire - Complete
The Lost Queen by JaneBane42 reviews
Melissa Kirke, granddaughter to Digory Kirke, has a large secret about herself that no one knows. Not even her. But when her new-found friends, the Pevensie's, go on a wide venture to a mythical land called Narnia, her secret starts to unravel and Melissa finds a new twist of adventure, romance, and death. Read and Review! Xx
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Peter Pevensie
A New Life by CreepingAround reviews
Rosalie cheats on Emmett, for Edward. Once Emmett and Bella find out, they leave somewhere else. No one knows when they'll be coming back, not even Alice. Emmett realizes that Bella is holding off her pain to help Emmett with his pain. He starts to slowly regain himself by the help of Bella. He's very grateful, but then realizes how close he and Bella really are, more than friends.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 84,342 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
You'll be my Safe Haven by SouthernCharmer reviews
Finally finding his imprint Jacob does anything but welcome the experience. Tune in to find out how well Jacob can handle his strong willed, independent imprint as well as Bella Swan... Not for those who are a Bella lover... Jacob/OC **Complete, Sequel in Progress**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,065 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Jacob - Complete
Never & Forever by The Disappeared One reviews
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Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Complete
The Girl Who Fell For Sirius Black by SiriuslySlytherin17 reviews
Avalon is the best friend of Lily Evans, in her 6th year. Sirius has never even spoke to her before, now he's suddenly interested in her, the problem is, she can't stand him. This is their story, through their lives as they stumble through school, love and surprises. Story of Sirius/OC and James/Lily. ENJOY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,781 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
The five marauders by thestralriver17938 reviews
This story follows the story of sarcastic Jamie White, the only female marauder, who was raised by two muggle loving, pure blood wizards. When she finaly gets her hogwarts letter, she is excited to be able to see the amazing castle which her brothers told her so much about. She is also looking forward to seeing her freind, Sirius Black, again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 78,494 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sirius B., OC, Marauders - Complete
Sacrifice by greyeyes7 reviews
Hermione dies... sort of. What happens after partial death? HG/RL, GW/SB, LE/JP, DM/RB.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,559 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Courage To Words by Istillwishiwasaweasley reviews
Sequel to Journey to Words which will need to be read in order for this story to make sense . Eliza Potter continues her quiet journey through Hogwarts, will she find the courage she so desperately needs? All books compliant. All updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 98,146 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Harry P., OC, Fred W. - Complete
The 5th Marauder by LJD05 reviews
After fifth year her life fell apart- her parents were killed in a car accident, Severus called her that fowl name, and Tuney kicked her out of the house. James Potter helped her pick up the pieces. Now, two years later, going into her last year at Hogwarts she is the fifth Marauder. This is the tale of Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, Prongs, and Doe. long one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,548 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Prequel by Damahom reviews
A story told from Lily Evan's point of view, beginning from when she first found out she was a witch and ending in her death. My goal is to stick very close to JK's plot line and only fill in the spots she left blank, which are many
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 106,891 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Uh, Oh! They've Found Our Fanfictions! by Meggie cronwall reviews
It's true! The beloved characters of Narnia have found a laptop and are now reading our Fanfictions. Will the boy's use it as revenge? Can Edmund ever un-see what has been written about him? Will the girls ever stop laughing? Read to find out!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,376 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
My Wish by DanceFromTheHart reviews
Edmund has always been the quiet, shy Pevensie sibling ever since they had been crowned as kings and queens of Narnia. At least he was. That is all about to change now that the fair princess from Kairian has come with her father and siblings to Narnia...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,663 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Edmund Pevensie
A Twist of Fate by keelhaulrose reviews
Hermione had just broken up with Ron. Jacob was just about ready to concede defeat to Edward. Then a work assignment brings Hermione to La Push. What will happen when a rouge vampire, a bad injury, and fate throws them together?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,383 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Hermione G., Jacob - Complete
The Measure of Purity by dolly3078 reviews
Bella has been dreaming of a boy she never knew. At Hogwarts University her cousin, Hermione is lonely & depressed, not even on speaking terms with Harry. As Hermione becomes weaker & paler Bella discovers she is involved in the blood experiments of the Volturi. Cedric becomes more real & his twin Edward draws closer to Bella; Draco Malfoy returns to Hogwarts & the Dark Mark begins
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 81,922 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Hermione G., Bella - Complete
Rush by Spunky Metaphors reviews
I just went to England to visit my father. I never intended on getting lost in a forest, getting sucked into a magical world, meeting this very cute king, or getting involved in some prophecy. So, why is all this happening again? Edmund/OC –T for language
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,293 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
The Ones Left Behind by sudowoodo reviews
Sirius wasn't looking for a new best friend, but James was now spending all his time with his new girlfriend. Sirius was the one left behind, and I was the one he found. And neither of us expected what we found in each other. JamesXLily SiriusXOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 153,456 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
When You Don't Expect It by RandomStories203 reviews
When a new girl, Sophia, comes to Forks. Jacob has an idea to use her to get Bella jealous and it works but what happens when Jacob ends up falling in love and imprinting on Sophia?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,892 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Jacob - Complete
The Pack Chronicles Book One: Young, Fun & HotBlooded by SixthOfLorien reviews
In the very first instillation of TPC, Jared Thail misses school and comes back a total Sex God with an unending interest in Kim. Her doubts are reasonable-but there's more to this boy than meets the eye,& Kim wants to find out, no matter how much trouble it could get her into.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 69,888 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Marauder Turned Muggle by InventorOfFirebolt reviews
James is determined to learn about Muggles, and who could be better for the job than our very own Lily Evans? One thing is for sure: it's gonna be a bloodbath in there. Rated T for a couple of dirty-mouthed teenage witches and wizards. A tiny, tiny bit AU for some of the dates and other small details. Complete, but in rewriting process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,342 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
First is the Sweetest by teemedup reviews
Kim is a sweet but shy girl who has been in love with Jared for years. Jared finally notices her when he imprints on her and her unrequited love is finally returned. The first in my "Chronicles of the Imprinted" series
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,484 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Kim, Jared - Complete
Aslan's Calling by GEML reviews
Aslan sends a special messenger to bring The Pevensies, Jill, Eustace, Digory and Polly back to Narnia. Camile, who has a great respect for her people starts to have feelings towards a Pevensie. Will she be able to finish her task? Or would she be distracted by this feelings?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,547 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Complete
Constant Vigilance! by Padsy'n'Prongsie reviews
Skylar sat by the lake, deep in thought. A black dog with shaggy fur raced up to her, panting. "Maybe I could tell you why I'm sitting here, after all, it's not like you could tell anyone else..." At least that's what she thought. NOW COMPLETE. Sequel: Visiting Padfoot - UP NOW Sequel: Constant Vigilance The Sequel UP NOW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 81,006 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Five Days by accioremote7 reviews
"Five days." He said finally. "You give me five days to make you fall for me. And I get to do whatever I want with you, for those days." "And what do you get if you win?" She asked uncertainly. He held a small smile. "I get you." L/J
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,201 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Oh Go Suck a Duck, Sirius Black by crazycassie151 reviews
Freya Griffin is a little bit crazy, She has had a crush on Sirius Black for years but always manages to embarrass herself when he is around, but what do you expect when her motto for life is 'Without crazy people, the world is a boring place'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,387 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Like The Rain by CharlotteBlackwood reviews
Before moving forward, one must look back. Before Nymphadora Tonks, there was Lyric Swanson. The real story as to why our favorite professor pushed away love. RL/OC, SB/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,910 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Seven Things by Shannedo reviews
Lily wants her last year at Hogwarts to be everything she ever dreamed of, but it's the exact opposite. Inspired by 7 Things by Miley Cyrus. Disclaimer: I don't own the song. Rated T for frequent strong language. (This is really old, by the way, don't expect the writing to be amazing)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,920 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
F off you twit Granger is MINE! by Skizzy16 reviews
War's over, time for teenage drama! Draco Malfoy finds his one true veela mate but Ron Weasley fights tooth and nail to keep her from 'the dark side' but that was Ron's down fall. Telling Hermione Granger what to do. ROMANCE! LEMONS IN FUTURE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,547 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Gotta Make Her Mine by vampsluv2bite32 reviews
Of all the pack,who'd have thought I would imprint? Especially on someone I never knew existed? On someone I've never thought twice about? But there's one thing I do know. I gotta make her mine. Paul/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 35,588 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Paul - Complete
Do You Want To Know A Secret? by iamlordmoldyshorts reviews
How could the relationship of two people, bound to keep secrets from each other, possibly flourish? Here's how it happened...against all odds. Hermione/Peter Set in 1998 - AU after Prince Caspian. For HP - ...just read and find out.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Hermione G., Peter Pevensie - Complete
Mining Hearts by Mocking Verse reviews
Denver is a poor girl from the Seam, she lives with only her brother, they barely get by. But when tragic circumstances force Denver to go into the Earth, everything changes. Sorry I suck at summaries XD please read and review. Gale Hawthorne x OC
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Gale H. - Complete
Evacuate The Dance Floor by thesinandthesinner reviews
Sirius Black and the rest of the Marauders are forced to learn ballroom dancing in lieu of their horrendous "dancing" at the Halloween Ball.The worst part is that he's partnered with one of the few girls in school who has ignored his existence.Ooops.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 80,230 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
A Girl and an Idea by 1HelloAgain1 reviews
James Potter knows Lily fancies him, and he's concocted a brilliant scheme to make her admit it. Unfortunately, it requires the assistance of Annie, a socially awkward girl who wants nothing to do with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - James P., OC
Little Kids Are Scary by DramioneForever123 reviews
There is a new parenting class at Hogwarts where each and every seventh year must act both like a parent and a child in a group of three randomly chosen people. Draco/Hermione Harry/Ginny Ron/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Back To When? by I Will Abandon Heaven For You reviews
Hermione's been seeing things lately, then she encounters upon a man who is too suspicious for his own good. Then she ends of somewhere she never thought she could go..the past. Will she find true love...or will she destroy the future she once belonged?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,329 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Is This Me? by NellyBear85 reviews
Bella had joined the Volturi Guard. A new life and is stronger. But, she is a very different Bella. Alice doesn't recognize her, but Edward still wants her. How does her new husband feel about that?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,535 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Bella, Felix - Complete
Lie to me by EmmaCorneliaHart reviews
'Dear Diary, today I became Sirius Black's girlfriend. Somehow.' When Sirius Black's reputation is in jeopardy, he decides to prove them all wrong by being in a 'stable' relationship with none other than social outcast Alexandra Chilcott. 'SB/OC'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,740 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
A Narnian Tale, Part 2: Always and Forever by WhiteRose242 reviews
The Four Siblings return to Narnia, but this time they are not alone. Clueless Nerine joins them on this crazy adventure and she has no idea what is in store for her. A mysterious Edmund is not really helping much. And neither are the weird flashbacks...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,845 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Fallen For Him by ValerieLuvsChocolate reviews
Sasha Snape is unnoticed, blends into the walls and an outcast. She can hear snakes talk and most people think she's mental. Loved by no one, not even her a parents and her own brother. But when a certain Marauder catches her eye... hell breaks loose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/4/2011 - James P., OC
Hestia's Kindness by Tadpoleinateacup reviews
The Marauders are surprised to find their friend has a new girlfriend that will swoop down and change everything!In a good way! I know Oc's don't get much love but I promise you'll like her! Just give it a try!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,147 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Eclipse of the Eyes by we'vehitanAllxTimexLow reviews
Kim's invisible to everyone, even her parents. What happens when she's finally seen? Jared's a normal boy who changes...a lot. What happens when fate gives him a little push in the right direction? Each chapter based on song by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,065 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Jared, Kim - Complete
A Narnian Tale, Part 1: Dancing in the Rain by WhiteRose242 reviews
When a troubled girl with a dark past enters Narnia through an accident, she finds out she's part of a new prophesy. Edmund hates her to the core because he believes she has only brought trouble for Narnia, and the feelings are mutual. But sometimes even in the darkest hours, you just got to learn to dance in the rain...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,782 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Forever and After by Penguins.Are.Lovely reviews
After Edward leaves, Bella goes to the Volturi. She finds love in one that she is supposed to fear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 64,046 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Alec, Bella - Complete
Kisses on the Balcony by ByeByeBirdie reviews
James, Lily, and their friends are back to finish their 7th year. Before they can be released into a dangerous and war-filled world, they first have to confront their final Hogwarts days where friendships & relationships will be put to the ultimate test.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 582,534 - Reviews: 1970 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 12/4/2007 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Beta Boss by LadyGreyDoom reviews
In the aftermath of yet another rogue vampire visit, Leah and Embry experience something new. Set six or so years after BD. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Leah, Embry - Complete
Fuel to the Fire by PleaOfInsanity reviews
Peyton Fox; He mumbled against my lips. I sighed happily. Sirius Black was kissing... me...Wait... Sirius and me. Kissing. What the – "WA-AGH!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 89,772 - Reviews: 1954 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Believe In Me by emptyonideas reviews
You're awfully mean to each other," Angela noted, looking at me and Paul. "It works for us," I said with a smile. Paul/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,204 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Paul - Complete
Imprint Book 2: Secret Crush by justareaderfan reviews
Emma has been crushing on Jacob ever since she moved to La Push. She has dodged him for most of the time until he imprints on her. Will she be okay with it or will she keep running away from him? Jacob/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,891 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Jacob - Complete
A Way to His Heart by greeneyedAlice91 reviews
The Cullens and Alec Volturi must join forces to help Dumbledore defeat Voldemort. set as if the Half-Blood prince didn't happen and far Breaking Dawn. i don't own either of these series it belongs to J.K.Rowling and Stephanie Meyer, respectively.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,133 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Hermione G., Alec
Complicated by HabsGirl31 reviews
Embry,Quil,Jake,Soph have been BFFs,when Embry suddenly leaves them for the hallmonitors on steroids,Soph is hurt.But when he imprints on her,shes allowed to know why he left,will she forgive him?Can she be friends with both him and her old friends. Em/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,934 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Embry, Quil Jr., OC - Complete
Don't Be A Buzz Kill by Shaylon Ashriel reviews
When 3 teens Madeline, Jason, and Charlie find themselves in Narnia they also find themselves making friends with the Pevensies. 2 of which find themselves being better friends than they would've thought. Peter/OC. A little bit of a hint at Susan/Oc.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 27,241 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
Heart of Fire by Maddie Rose reviews
Safara doesn't even want to be in Narnia. She clashes immediately with a sardonic young King - a King with so much bitterness and guilt inside him. The longer Safara stays, the more she begins to realize she might be his saviour...Edmund/OC
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,243 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 9/29/2010 - [Edmund Pevensie, OC] - Complete
Seriously I don't Remember by punkpook reviews
Vampires, werewolves, Fairies, Oh my! All Cullens are involved, Bella/Edward with some twists. Secrets, lies, betrayal...Jacob/OC Embry imprints... Some language...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 461,104 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
How to Timetravel by Grey-Dawn55 reviews
Hermione timetravels on request of Albus Dumbledore's picture to save Harry Potter's parents. But who else does she meet? Hermione/Remus. Sucky summary, but please read this story. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Airplanes by KathleenCaitlyn reviews
Lucy finds Edmund watching the german airplanes in the sky. Don't they look like shooting stars? Incest. Oneshot somehow inspired by the song "ariplanes". Warning: i'm german... story possibly includes missspellings and grammatical faults
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie
Half vampire, half werewolf by lookingatthehorizon reviews
Keira's a half vampire, half werewolf. Lately she has these weird dreams about Sam's pack. Keira goes to Forks to find out what they mean. Only to find out that there are more hidden secrets. Not only bad memories are following her, but her past too...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,054 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Jacob - Complete
She Will Be Loved by MissLady94 reviews
Ella Gardner and her family move to La Push and Seth imprints on her. She struggles to accept the possibility that her older sister might be dead after going missing two years ago.Lots of drama starts as the couple starts high school.Set 1 year after BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 133,132 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Seth
Lonely Hearts by weesh reviews
Maggie's life changes permanently the day she meets Seth. Imprint story. Seth/OC. Post BD canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,758 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Seth - Complete
The Journey to Words by Istillwishiwasaweasley reviews
Eliza Potter is Harry's twin sister. Follow her as she makes her almost silent journey through Hogwarts. Follow her as she tries to find the strength to utter just a few small words. All books compliant. Recently edited and bonus scenes added!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 95,400 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., OC - Complete
Soul Singer by Summer's Sunlight reviews
Allison never expected to fall in love on a school field trip. But now she's become an important player in the supernatural world, and the wolf pack needs her far more than anyone thought possible. Will she fight to keep her new life and new love? Seth/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,776 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Seth - Complete
Insomniatic by harvestmoonrox reviews
Camille Marin has just moved to La Push. She meets Jacob Black, and a strange wolf is outside her house. A blond-haired guy tries to bite her. Her cousin Leah morphs into a giant wolf. Camille doesn't know what to do. BETTER THAN IT SOUNDS! JacobXOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,613 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Jacob - Complete
Daughter of Eve: Return to Narnia by Toriane reviews
Sequel to DoE: Tale of a Forgotten Queen - What if Natasha had been pulled back to Narnia with the Pevensies to aid Prince Caspian? The film got me thinking... Peter/OC, Caspian/Susan MOVIEVERSE
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,728 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Peter Pevensie
Blessing by dracohermionelover21 reviews
When Hermione is pull to Narnia will she make people see not all magic is evil and to prove to the king also you shouldn't judge a book by it cover. Will Hermione stay there or go back Read this it is my first story
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Hermione G., Edmund Pevensie
MALiGNANCE by Allie Capphar reviews
Seth Clearwater imprinting story. Because Seth needs some love. Even imprints need to deal with MALiGNANCE. Rated T to be safe. Seth/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 81,216 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Seth
Seth's Chance by Kitty's Muse reviews
Jacob and Leah are happy and imprinted, but what about Seth? Seth/OC. Third category of Supernatural. Now on hiatus for reasons listed inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,998 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Seth
Fear and Love by tothevision reviews
Peter has nightmares, but who will save him?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,760 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
After Breaking Dawn by letmesign172 reviews
What would've happened if Stephenie Meyer kept going? Loosely relative to Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The High Queen of Narnia by Sailor PPearl reviews
When Peter and his brother and sisters left Narnia, they left someone very important behind. Now, they have returned, but what will they find? REWRITTEN
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,612 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
Grains of Gold Sand by hermoine snape reviews
Hermione and Ginny use a time turner to travel to Lily and marauders last year at Hogwarts. The girls only went back to have fun. The one thing that they didn't expect was to fall in love. Pairings: RL/HG SB/GW JP/LE Hermione will be OOC with BETA
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,007 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Full Moon Love by epAmy reviews
In Remus' final year at Hogwarts he learns he's not the only werewolf. Cricket Mann comes to Hogwarts and the 'urges' of the full moon push them into a relationship. But what happens when everyone around them constantly tries to keep them apart? RLOC LMOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 69,760 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Remus L., OC - Complete
You're the one I love to hate by deadlybeautiful reviews
Paul's imprint story. Paul/OC -started before BD-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,440 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Paul - Complete
Poison Apples by Melodramatic.FruitCup reviews
Camille, a Hogwarts student, is thrust into a world of questionable morals & growing danger. Follow her life and struggles as a student during the early stage of Voldemort's rise to power. Will she be manipulated into eating the poision apple? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,477 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
012: The Chambermaid's Haircut by Rhiononon reviews
He had to wear his sword for a year all day long, every day, no matter the situation... The things Princes have to do...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,692 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Now, Truth or Dare by blobbyblobbyblobbyi reviews
Lily and her best friend Marla get a letter telling them to go to room of requirement. this is my first fic so go easy plz, rating is just to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Daughter of Eve: the Tale of a Forgotten Queen by Toriane reviews
Along with the four Pevensie children, an American tomboy from Manhattan was thrown into Narnia. This is her story, detailing her rise to High Queen and her quest to find Peter after they are both sent back to their former lives. COMPLETE
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,940 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2038 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete