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If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"...and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things.

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. and Mrs., and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRAMPS

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never see you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: help you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: take yours and say, "RUN, BITCH, RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipe your tears when you're rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goe up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Lose your stuff and tell you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"

FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: Kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go streaking

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap.

The 6 truths of life...

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realising you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

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Of Science and Love by NvInterix reviews
Heimerdinger manipulates love through science using a machine that allows someone to experience the possible relationships they can have in the future. What could go wrong? For him, nothing. For Lux, who is one being subjected to these visions of possible relationships, everything.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,791 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 6/13 - Lux, Caitlyn, Heimerdinger, Ezreal
Letters to Ryuga by SkylarkOfTheMoon reviews
Ryuga's bored so send him your letters. Based on Miki G. Aru's Letters to Yuu.
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,165 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Ryuuga - Complete
Xion's Awkward Questions by StoryMakerr014 reviews
Xion is curious. Very curious. Ever since she was "born", she has been asking questions to the Organization XIII members about practically everything. From the shape of the moon, to Marluxia's gender. So, what happens if she started asking about things that even the Superior himself couldn't bear to answer? Read on to find out! Rated T for mature subjects and themes. 10,000 HITS!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,001 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Roxas, Xion, Organization XIII
You were always on my mind by gothic goddess 14 reviews
After eating Starfire's newest 'creation', Beast Boy can suddenly hear what everyone's thinking. How did this happen and will they ever find a cure? BBRae probably some RobStar too.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,130 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven
Resident Evil: Super Quest by kamesen reviews
The cast of the RE games are in a race against time to buy the new 'Resident Evil 5' game first! Rated T for slapstick violence, occasional foul language, and bizarre sexual innuendos, especially Sherry's closet pervertedness. Dedicated to Wesker Chick.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 93,185 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 10/16/2005
Tales of a Sandbox, by purpledragon6 reviews
After a bike accident, Ed realizes he can't do certain things he used to be able to, like concentrait, ride a bike, or even read and write. When his own parents starts calling him dumb, Ed is determined to prove them wrong, but in order to do that he needs to finish pre-school, elementary school, middle school and high school.With the help of two very special friends,and a sandbox.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Ed
Institute Of Love And War by LollipopFreak reviews
[Inspired by LadySpindle's Valentines drables] Ah, valantine's day.. What a day for some romance, uh? For some champions yes. For others... only the lovely troll spirit is in the air. WARNING: MM/FF pairings only. T-Rated for some...Spicy , sugestive and ambiguous language.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Kennen, Morgana, Graves, Vi
The Child of Mew by DarkFoxKit reviews
What happens when Ash Ketchum was raised by the legendary Pokemon Mew itself? Being raised by a legendary Pokemon, especially a playful one isn't easy, so the boy decided to run away and become a Pokemon Trainer, but there's no running from Mew.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 273,888 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Mew - Complete
The Dragon and the Knight by maxstories95 reviews
This story begins when Natsu just defeated Jellal at the Tower of Heaven and Erza is experiencing new fellings for Natsu. Learn what happens with the Dragon and the Knight.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,483 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Erza S., Natsu D.
Red vs Blue: Authors Edition by Unknown Nemesis reviews
This is a fanfiction where I have Authors (You) become Red or Blue spartans and they fight one another or with each other in this fun little series and meet some friends along the way. This takes place in alternate universe of the show. Picture drawn by XspriteyX APPS ARE CLOSED!
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,582 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012
Kingdom Ed by CaptainPrice reviews
Ed, Edd n Eddy have finished their first year of high school and are now on their summer vacation. Having rotten luck with their scam attempts, Eddy comes up with a legitimate scam to get money for jawbreakers. However, they are attacked by some bizarre looking creatures. Little do they know their summer adventures are just beginning. EEnE crossover with Kingdom Hearts
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Ed, Edd, Eddy
Once again by TheVictor reviews
A 7-year old Luffy is approached by his future self. It seems Luffy's entire crew died at the hands of Fleet Admiral Akainu right after defeating the Yonkou Kaidou. Follow a much stronger, smarter Luffy as he repeats his adventure, hoping to avoid the same fate as well as correct some mistakes. Warning: OOC!Luffy, Godlike!Luffy, Smarter!Luffy, LuffyxRobin pairing on the side.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 61 - Words: 154,197 - Reviews: 2417 - Favs: 2,910 - Follows: 2,673 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
Poker night by SNake57575 reviews
Erza and Mira go to Natsu's house to cheer him up. starts out as poker but stuff happens. what happens after the poker? what happens the next days and beyond? Rated M for a good reason. (Natsu X Erza & Mira) read and review
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,925 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Erza S., Mirajane S., Natsu D. - Complete
Emma's Wizardly Adventure by Angel Queen of Emeralds reviews
Sequels canceled. Updating this story with Alternate True Ending and random one-shots for fun! If you need a summary go inside for details. Ch 42 is up!
Wizard101 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 173,384 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 11/6/2009 - M. Ambrose, OC
Elysium: Realm of Eternal EDventure by The Popcorn Fairy reviews
Ed, Edd n Eddy in a fantasy video game. **This is an old one that I'll probably be deleting once I start posting my new fantasy-based EEnE story.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,433 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Eds
Cops N' Robbers: The Squids Return by KittyJen1337 reviews
Sky and Dawn are married, but have a few problems in their marriage. However, when Dawn is kidnapped by the Squids, who threaten to turn everyone in GeoCity into humanoid squids, can Sky stop them and rescue Dawn?
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,616 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Red vs Blue: A Soldier's Strife by X Prodigy reviews
What if Caboose wasn't a moron? What if he was the opposite? What if he was smarter, stronger and was close enough to the perfect soldier? How would this effect the RVB timeline if the Blue Army had a very different Caboose? In ways you can't imagine...
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 9/26/2009 - M. Caboose, Tex/Allison
Bryan, a hero? by GeneralTemujin reviews
Bryan wakes up in the middle of the night after seeing the white eyes in a dream? Could the eyes be real? Still accepting O.C.s but only one builder and two crafters. They wont be put into use for a couple of chapters though.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 8/7/2012
I Found Assassins in My Closet by Black and Yellow Bumble reviews
When 16 year-old Ronny James finds three Master Assassins hidden in her closet she can't help but wonder what the heck is wrong with this world. I mean, they're supposed to be video game characters right? WRONG! Can Ronny handle teaching Ezio, Altair, and Connor the ways of the modern world without damaging her sanity? I highly doubt it. (POSSIBLY GOING TO BE REWRITTEN)
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,640 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Altaïr, Ezio A., Connor K.
Love Tension by One Half reviews
Sometimes strong unspoken love tension could turn into something weird. Too strong love tension between two strong and proud people could turn into epic battle. Combat/Humor/Romance. NaZa One-shot. Rated T to be safe.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,711 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Erza S., Natsu D. - Complete
Forever Alone by Kanotari reviews
In a fit of boredom, Integra decides to try her hand at speed dating. Alucard takes the opportunity to abuse their mental link for his own amusement.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,586 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Davis and Veemon an unbreakable bond by janzen222 reviews
Six months after the defeat of Malomyotismon everyone has gone on with their normal lives with digimon now in them. Alot has changed for the digidestined.Kari and Tk were going out but broke up. Yolie and cody are going to collage with the other digidestine. And what about Veemon and Davis you ask? their still being their awesome selves. Future Daikari. Currently on hiatus
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,598 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Daisuke M./Davis
His name was Micheal J Caboose by Petchricor reviews
The horrid winds have passed, the Alpha is back along with other AI friends, and an explosion is avoided. But all at the cost of a most valued life.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2012 - L. Church/Alpha, M. Caboose - Complete
The Protector by OneViGOR reviews
After the events of Reconstruction, Caboose is paired with a new AI. Meet Iota, the protector. Rated T, but there is quite a bit of swearing. Blame Church.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - M. Caboose
Organization XIII Truth or Dare by LazerWing reviews
Just what it says on the tin. A fic inspired to make their lives crazy. R & R Plz.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Organization XIII
Naruto: The Prototype by Intimidator1323 reviews
I was betrayed. I should have seen it coming. I was foolish and payed the price. But now I have the power to avenge myself. Let all who have invoked my wrath howl in despair and tremle in fear. I am Naruto Uzumaki. I am a breed apart. I am the Prototype.
Crossover - Naruto & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 45,495 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Naruto U.
Wesker has a Way with by Special Agent FUNK reviews
Collection of one-shots revolving around Wesker and his best men HUNK and Jack Krauser. Summary inside. Parody. Complete.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,546 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - A. Wesker - Complete
JAWS: Taming a Dangerous Heart by Zombiegirl197 reviews
It has been several years since Shaun Brodey last stepped into the sea. Accepting a dare to try and face his fears, he unexpectally meets the shark that has haunted his dreams. The only problem? The shark likes him! The trouble? Another shark hates him!
Jaws - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010
Metal Gear Solid: Behind the Games by Terra Alchemist reviews
Solid, Liquid, Solidus, and Naked give their feedback on their hit VG series, but what about the daily lives of the people themselves? Who would've thought that it involved school?
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/8/2006