Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings.
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Attention! ¡Atención! Achtung! Attenzione !
It kills me to say this but it must be done. Due to my father's failing health, I am leaving school and getting my G.E.D. so that I may help out. Now, my computer is a school computer so I have to send it back. I will no longer be reading/writing/ or reviewing fanfiction. I'm deeply sorry to those whose stories I have been reading and reviewing for; I wanted to see the endings of those stories and leave encouraging comments but it seems fate is finally catching up with me. Guess I'll get my life back, heh?
Oh well, adios fellow fanfictioners! At least I was able to get out. (That's one obsession down)
If you were looking for someone normal, I'm sorry but you've reached my profile by mistake. Pease hit the back button on your browser to escape now.
Tintcalad: Hello random citizens!!!! Now that you have stumbled upon my profile ( fortunately for me but unfortunately for you! HA) you cannot leave! I will hold you here forever and ever! Mwahahahaha.
Vanya: Tint, how many times have I told you, you can’t, you can’t take people hostage anymore?!
Tint: But why???? It’s not like I’m going to execute them! I’m just going to make friends with them then never let them leave. What’s wrong with that?
Vanya: What happened the last time you ‘made friends’ with somebody?
Tint: uhhhh ummm you see, uh that’s a funny story. I mean a REALLY funny story!
Vanya: uh huh remember that!
Tint: *mumbles* Devil…
Vanya: Heard that!
Tint: You all may leave if it pleases you. But what if it doesn’t please them? What if they want to stay?
Tint: Sorry… :/
Live in: Unfortunately, the world!
First off, I am a Baptist Christian, I'm 6 yrs. old. Okay, not. I’m actually *. Wow! See how it blocks the age out? That’s so cool! I love to write, sing, draw, run, and walk. I don't trust joggers cause it’s them who always *find* the bodies. I'm originally from CA. I'm kind of crazy, But only a little. Vanya: A little? ;) Me: Shut up!
Fav tv shows: Bones, L&O SVU, NCIS, Ghost whisperer, Covert Affairs, Necessary roughness, etc...
Fav movies: LOTRs, POTC, The Hobbit, I am legend, I robot, Independence day, Scarey movies 1-4, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, Etc...
Favorite books: Lotr & the Hobbit by JRR Tolkien, Harry Potter by JK Rowling, Kingdom series & Knights of Arrethtrae series by Chuck Black, Awakening by SJ Bolton, and many, many more…
Favorite pairings: Lotrs: Aragorn/oc, Haldir/oc, Faramir/oc, Elladan/oc, Eomer/Lothiriel, Thranduil/oc, Celeborn/Galadriel.
Tint: Okay, a really, I mean REALLY, good story for Eomer/Lothiriel is ‘Love comes softly’ by Sache8. And a really REALLY good Elladan/oc is ‘Elerrina’ and the sequel ‘Almarea’ By Elen-Silver Star. Just so you know! Also ‘Almarea’ is a work-in-progress! And Okay a really great telling of the quest of the ring is 'It came Rolling in on a Warm Night's Breeze' Love is as Uncertain as the Changing Winds' and The Calm Before the Storm' by BlueEyedWolf33! A really funny and well written story is 'Little Bird' by Valiril Erquentien. It's a work in progress but worth the wait of each chapter.
Harry Potter: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Nevil/Luna, George/oc, Draco/oc, and Sirius/oc.
Potc: Will/oc, Jack/oc.
Bones: B/B, A/H.
NCIS: Tiva, Jenny/Gibbs.
Vanya: A really great 'Bones' and 'Ncis' crossover fic is 'Castor and Pollux' by FaithinBones.
L&O SVU: E/O, J/C, F/M.
Grey's Anatomy: Mer/Der, Cris/Owen, Lexie/Mark.
Tint: Really great GA story is 'Escape Back to the Past' by 'A White Demon Love Story'. It's a work in progress and to me a well written story.
Merlin: Arthur/oc, Merlin/oc,
Now for some fun stuff!:
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
This is for my best friend, which evey one of these apply to.
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and bring him to you!
A good friend will let you dance with her boyfriend. A best friend will yell, “He’s MINE!” then beat you up for asking.
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you and will comfort you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" and later prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."
A good friend will hide you from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after you in the first place.
A good friend will bail you out of the jail. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, “That was fun! Let’s do it again!”
A good friend asks for something to eat. A best friend eats all the food and says "What’s for dinner?"
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, bitch! Run!"
Funny 'Wow, really?' moments:
Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
I used to be normal, until I met those freaks I now call my best friends.
Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends," is like your dog dying, and your mom saying you can keep it.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Never knock on Deaths door. Ring the doorbell and run away; he hates that.
The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.
My favorite word is sarcasm.
Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen.
Tell the truth and run.
Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply like gremlins in an olympic sized swimming pool.
Be insane- well behaved people never made history.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"
"Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
Tell your children over dinner; "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
Therapist = The/rapist . . . Scary thought.
"Oh crap she's a morning person."
"It's like road kill; you want to look away but you can't."
"I guess being smart and having opinions freaked guys out."
"I had last watched this movie doped up on vikidin; fun experience, let me tell you."
"Are you seriously telling me in that freaking utility belt, you don't have something useful?"
"I don't want to get into a religious arguement, but my God can kick your God's ass."
"Hi, can I come in? I'm already in, so say yes."
Girl: "I nearly got K.O.'d by a tree." Boy: "I knew it!"
Girl: "Just admit it. You've been stalking me because you're addicted."
Boy: "No. I've been watching over you because you're so accident prone."
Girl: "Either way I think it's sweet. You haven't been watching me sleep, have you?"
Boy: "Please. You're not that important. I need to sleep, too."
"He knew I had little experience with alcohol, or maybe it was because I was still so young. Eighteen is not the age to be consuming the stuff, or so the experts say. Maybe they're just a bunch of fat, old drunks who want it all for themselves, so they make it illegal for us kids to drink it. Greedy bastards."
Everytime I'm sad, I imagine a t-rex trying to put a hat on.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...oh no...HAHAHAHA AHHHHHHHHH HAHA Myself: What is wrong with you? Me: I just remembered something. Myself: UGH!!
Me: Hi! Why hello there! Sup! Hola! BONJOUR! I said Hi! You know its polite to say HI BACK!!! You: Well Hello...Hello...Hey...Ma'am? Me: Oh what do you want? You: You said Hi first. Me: Did not. You: Did too Me: Prove it You: Okay...ctrlc/v Me: Drats!!!!
fa la la la la...la la la la On the 12th day of Christmas my FB gave to me: 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, fiiiivvvveeee DRAMA Queeeennnss; 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends a pokin'- and a creep who won’t stop innnnboxing meee!! MERRY CHRISTAMS fa la la la la...la la la la
Girl: I can be naughty Boy:How naughty?? Girl: Really Naughty Boy: Show me :) Girl: *Snaps the boys black ops disk* Boy:...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"when you're home alone and someone knocks on your door;; 10% say "who is it?" 64% look through the peep hole. 25% open the door 1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder Like if you are that 1%"
"I love you like Snape loves Lily."
"I wish someone loved me like Gilderoy Lockhart loves Gilderoy Lockhart."