The Akai-Sakura
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Joined 06-23-03, id: 405457
Author has written 4 stories for Inuyasha, and Lord of the Rings.

Hola, señores, señoras, y señoritas. Me llamo Akai-Sakura, y escribo fanficcion. .:switches back to English:. Phew. I need more practice en español.

Well, welcome to the incredibly... er, something bio of the Akai-Sakura. I enjoy long walks on the beach, sunset picnics... the usual stuff.

I am a single seventeen-year-old female who enjoys fanfiction more than is healthy. My real name is none of your bleedin' business, as is my location. So meh. XP My favorite book is 'Eats, Shoots, and Leaves' by Lynne Truss, and thus I have been dubbed a SyntaxNazi. I am currently hiring myself out as a beta, free of charge (consider it my contribution to the Land of Fanfic), in the fandoms of InuYasha, Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter. (Alright, I haven't written any HP fanfic, but that's only because I think the Goddess that is Rowling is doing just fine on her own, thankyouverymuch. But I do enjoy reading well-written HP fanfics.) I write InuYasha and Lord of the Rings fanfiction and have been writing fanfiction since I was roughly twelve years old. That's five years to refine the craft, people. I'm getting a fairly good start.

That means, if you're a hormonal little tweenie who hearts Leggie-poo or Drakie-poo (Legolas and Draco, for those of you lucky ones who don't understand fangirl) and you contest my writing, I laugh heartily at you. In fact, it's more of a snicker, with lots of pointing added on.

I enjoy British humor because it's subtle and more to my taste. That doesn't mean I don't enjoy myself some Foxworthy and Titus every once in a while. It just means I favor Brits. My friends and I are obsessively hooked on the Georgia Nicolson series (courtesy of our luuuuuuurvely Louise Rennison. We are not fit to lick thy shoes) and have taken to using a lot of British slang in our conversations. It's just something that... happened. Osmosis, maybe? I don't know.

So, here's the short and short of it: I write fanfiction, I'm a senior, I'm obsessed with syntax, I abhor fangirls and their wretched little "fics", and my sense of humor is dry and snarky.

Questions? Please file them in the second drawer of the filing cabinet to the right (not to the left, don't even open that one) and wait patiently for your number to be called.

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Just a Theory by Vehemently Yours reviews
[DracoGinny] Professor McGonagall is taking psychology lessons through owl to earn her degree. For her final project, she has to prove a theory about love and hate to be true. Her two specimens? Draco Malfoy and Ginny Weasley...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,848 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 9/6/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Ourobouros by OlympiaManet2003 reviews
A tale of moral relativism and baked goods. Parody. SSHG, BLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,185 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
A Very Mary Sequel by The Noble Platypus reviews
[Chapter 19 up] Sequel to Mary-Sue Mockfest 2003! Celestina is up to her old tricks; this time sending OOC Legolas to Randi's university! How will she handle this unfortunate development? What will her poor roommate do?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,686 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 1/10/2004
Aflaming Passions by Laura-chan reviews
A homeless girl awakes the needs of a lord and soon finds herself in a plot of betrayal, lust, kidnapping and love...and what's plotting the misterious Naraku? AU,[IYKA,MS] Summary sucks ABANDONED
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,816 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 9/27/2003 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Not Quite Shakespeare by Diana Lucifera reviews
It’s a tale as old as time. Psychotically-Shy Weasley meets Socially-Deplorable Malfoy and it’s love at first sight! Well, no. More like absolute loathing. But, with the help of matchmaking teachers, Romeo and Juliet, and a WHOLE lot of luck, who knows?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,016 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/24/2004 - Published: 9/30/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Pretty Little Entanglements by GoGoTorturegirlYeah reviews
Lily-Rose looks back on the matters at hand… her sister is now ill, and a dispute had broken off with Merry and Pippin. How will things go from hereon? CHAPTER 8 FINALLY UP! YEAH! R&R please!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,026 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 1/6/2004 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Controversial Love by bluefuzzyelf reviews
Kagome friends are in a band. Kagome is dating Inuyasha. Everyone knows that. Inuyasha is a hanyou. No one except the band knows that. Youkai aren't accepted. So what happens when everyone finds out she's in love with a youkai? R for safety
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,388 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/19/2004 - Published: 8/30/2003
A Girl Can't Wait Forever by akuma-river reviews
There comes a time in a girl's life that she must choose between an unrequited love and moving on...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/12/2004
The Game by jo-chan reviews
All's fair in love and lust as the two headstrong Inuyasha characters play a game of no-holds barred seduction. A Miroku and Sango fic.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/6/2003 - Published: 8/21/2003
A Child by Jezunya reviews
Long before Kagome, the Shard Quest, or even Kikyou...a little hanyou was born into a world full of injustices [inspired by the book 'The Power of One' by Bryce Courtenay] Ch3 up!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,100 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/20/2003 - Published: 1/24/2003 - Inuyasha, Onigumo
Full Circle by bluefuzzyelf reviews
There are a ton of fanfics out there that have Inuyasha dieing and coming back in Kagome's time as a reincarnation. But what if this time, it was someone else?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/30/2003 - Published: 8/17/2003
The Megalomaniac and the Princess by Querida reviews
Because there just aren't enough fics on Inu-Yasha's parents. He was well on his way to world domination. She was a confusing princess. Watch as the meet, fall in love, marry, and deal with it.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/31/2003 - Published: 8/22/2003
Convince Me, InuYasha by Mistress Nika reviews
InuYasha must now deal with the Death Goddess to save Kagome's life! And a huge secret of Kagome's that even she had forgotten is revealed. ONESHOT
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2003 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Complete
Convince Me, Sesshoumaru by Mistress Nika reviews
Rin is fifteen and Sesshoumaru is wondering how exactly he sees her now. But then an illness threatens her life and he must match wits with the death goddess for her soul. ONESHOT
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/28/2003 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Complete
Inuyasha and the Holy Tama by ArtikGato reviews
Join our favorite characters of Inuyasha as they act out the story of Monty Python and the Holy Grail! See King Inuyasha, Sir Miroku the "Chaste", Sir Sesshomaru the Brave and Almightily Good Looking, and Sir Kouga, the Not-Quite-As-Brave-As-Sesshomaru!!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,746 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2003 - Published: 6/7/2003
A Little Too Desperate by Nat X reviews
Ever since her 1st year, Ginny Weasley (who's in 6th) has been in love with The Boy Who Lived. But he has his eye on a particular Slytherin. That complicates things a bit... but this fiery redhead will do anything to get her crush... Anything. G/H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,572 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/15/2002 - Published: 8/26/2002
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40 Days and 40 Nights reviews
Miroku is challenged by Inuyasha and Kagome to give up his perverted ways—in fact, anything to do with sex at all—for 40 days and 40 nights. But when Sango enters the picture, how long will our hentai houshisama be able to hold out?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,812 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 10/2/2003
Mary Sue Creations reviews
A company who makes Mary Sues screws up on their latest ‘Sue and creates… a Tolkien nerd and a freak! What kind of strange ‘Sue is this? T for obvious reasons.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,970 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 11/8/2003
Maria Susana reviews
Maria Susana is a normal Spanish girl who—like many others her age—falls into Middleearth. The catch? She’s from the 1500s, speaks only Spanish and English, and serves as a ladyinwaiting to Princess Catherine of Aragon. Complications arise, and not just f
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2005
Kagome of Tokyo reviews
[AU] Higurashi Kagome is the most beautiful girl in the city. She is claimed, however, by Nakamura Kouga. But what happens when one day she meets the love of her life? A war of the gangs begins-a war to end all wars. The InuYasha version of Helen of Troy.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,256 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/2/2004 - Published: 7/30/2003