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Author has written 2 stories for Mortal Instruments, and Mentalist.

Hey everone! I found this website a few years ago and started writing for The Mortal Instruments, but my love for that faded and i forgot about this site...until the season 6 finale of the Mentalist. Summer vacation started soon after the finale, and since then i have practically lived my life in this fandom! It replaced Google on my "most visited" page, and if you knew how rich "Google" is, that would tell you how obsessed i am.

Well, most people have either really funny stuff or really inspiring stuff on their profile. But being the absolutely lame person i am, i got nothing. So hang tight while i Google some clever and witty phrases and then pretend that i came up with them.

'Kay i'm back. Here are the quotes:

"Nobody looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep."

"A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you."

"Time you enjoy wasting isn't wasted time." -Beatrix Russel. (Yeah, i should REALLY show this one to my parents.)

"I may not be perfect, but parts of me are pretty awesome."

"Love=likexlike; Diamond= forever / jewel thief; Shock=Expectation-expectation; Disappointment= Expectation/ reality; Death=nap x forever; Modern art= i could do that yeah, but you didn't;"

"When you are faced with two choices, simply flip a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for."

"When i was five years old, my mother told me that happiness was the key to life. When i went to school, they asked me what i wanted to be when i grew up. i wrote down "happy." They told me i didn't understand the assignment. I told them they didn't understand life."

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Hope by Nerwen Aldarion reviews
Red John is dead but his final act has destroyed the team. Five years later Lisbon has to work with them again when a new killer steps into the wings. Now she has to face Jane and his betrayal along with the mistakes she made and the sins she committed as well. Will they learn to forgive each other? Jisbon NOW REVISED!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 113,072 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Learning to Breathe by starry19 reviews
'Jane squeezed her fingers. "Anxious to get going?" he murmured. "We're just lucky some idiot didn't sneak on board and disrupt proceedings. I hear the TSA really frowns on that sort of thing."'
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,032 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Mentalist: Eyes Like The Sea by waterbaby134 reviews
Collaboration with the brilliant Donnamour1969. Fate, aided by Abbot, sends Jane back to South America in pursuit of an arms dealer. Lisbon, left behind in Texas, is kept in the dark when her partner falls off the grid again without a trace. Torn apart once more, this time the separation could be permanent. Rated T/M for violence and sensuality.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,343 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Recalculating by Idan reviews
A few months after moving to DC, Lisbon is called to testify in an old case in Austin. Seeing her again leads Jane to question the decisions they both made. T/M for language and eventual sexytimes. Multi chapter. Goes AU after Black Hearts.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,197 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 5/8/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Depths and Determinations by starry19 reviews
6x19 Tag - "Lisbon's words - 'he makes a point of always being there for me'. She might as well have said the rest of it out loud, too - 'you aren't.'"
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,366 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
You're In My Veins by Nerwen Aldarion reviews
Companion to A Sad Beautiful Tragic Love Affair: A month before her own wedding, Jane comes back into Lisbon's life and turns it all upside down once more. They both have to sort out the pieces of life after Red John and the life Jane rejected five years ago. Jisbon of course.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 94,224 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Wages of Sin by Nerwen Aldarion reviews
Co written by Tinuviel Undomiel: AU from 4X10 Fugue in Red. Lisbon let Jane go still in his fugue state, almost a year later his memories return and he is furious that she let him go and refuses to forgive her. But Jane begins to recognize that things happened after he left, things he cannot remember. And Red John is playing a brand new game...but it isn't with Jane. Jisbon
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,483 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Red John
He Will Break Her Heart by Travelingthrough reviews
Set in S6, sometime after episode 3. A fluffy though downbeat alternate reality to the current season, sort of.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,307 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Regret by Idan reviews
Inspired by the TV Guide post-RJ spoilers. Don't read if you're staying spoiler free! Lisbon reflects on the nature of regret. Not as depressing as it sounds, I promise!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] - Complete
Handle With Care by waterbaby134 reviews
A quiet evening at the CBI, and a stolen moment.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
The Psychologist by Donnamour1969 reviews
Patrick Jane is a psychologist. Teresa Lisbon is his patient. Even in this Alternate Universe, they were destined to meet. Drama/Romance/Humor. Rated T/M for language and sexual situations.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,274 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Kiss by Idan reviews
Tag to Red Listed. "I saw the look on your face when I kissed Hightower's cheek. You might as well have been holding up a sign saying 'When's my turn?"
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/21/2013 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Facing Facts by Idan reviews
Set during 6x2,so spoilers for that. "Red John had taken more than one happy memory away from him. Lisbon's face had long been a source of comfort—perhaps his greatest comfort. Now every time he looked at her, he saw the afterimage of the killer's mark. And yet he couldn't stop looking."
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
A Sad Beautiful Tragic Love Affair by Nerwen Aldarion reviews
One-shot. Red John is captured and time has passed, the team has gone its separate ways and Lisbon is still trying to come to terms with what happened and the scars that were left on her. The reunion at Cho's wedding gives her an opportunity to face those demons again...or maybe just continue to break her. Jisbon
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,481 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Price You Pay by Nerwen Aldarion reviews
Post Season 6 (possible spoilers): Red John is dead but the consequences have ripped the team apart. Jane is working for a new team and they are living almost entirely separate lives. But when a case crosses ways with Lisbon they are all forced to work together to face a new threat who is not afraid to try and destroy what little hope remains. Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,377 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
In the Cards by Idan reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Jane teases Lisbon about her poker skills, which leads to a conversation that surprises them both, spirals into plots and counter-plots, and leaves them facing a dilemma they never imagined, but might secretly want. Minor spoilers for early season 5, but goes AU from there. Thanks to phoenixx87 for the cover!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 293,789 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Throw Away The Key by waterbaby134 reviews
After the death of Red John, Jane and Lisbon discuss decisions made and opportunities missed. Now with second chapter added!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,987 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
On My Own by waterbaby134 reviews
On the tenth anniversary of the murders, Lisbon discovers exactly where things stand with Jane.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Bella Notte by Idan reviews
A tag for Devil's Cherry, 5x2. Because I couldn't stand to let it end there.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Change of Plan by Idan reviews
"We have Lorelei because Red John planned for us to." Jane and Lisbon try to stay one step ahead of Red John's plans for them while figuring out how to turn the tables.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,872 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Mentalist: Red Haze by Donnamour1969 reviews
Pre-series fic. When Jane first joined the Serious Crimes Unit, he was a different man. This story traces how the team, and especially Lisbon, help him to rise above the tragedy of his recent past. Angst/Humor/Jisbon romance. Rated T/M for adult content and some language.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,689 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Angel Mine by Rothelena reviews
After all the dragons are slayed, they still have to move on. Angsty in the beginning, gets fluffier with every chapter. Rated T/M for violence, some language and adult situations!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,579 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Rogue by ddpjclaf reviews
Someone is collecting 'the best of the best' from each branch of the supernatural community. What will the Shadowhunters do when one of their own is the next target? Rated M for sexy scenes. Post COG & PRE COFA. COFA did not exist, nor did talks of it when this story was started. All info learned in COFA, including what the Mark of Cain does, is irrelevant to this story.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 168,824 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
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Say Something reviews
"Her pain felt so small, so insignificant compared to what she witnessed every day. How could she let a broken heart overcome her, when every day she saw families torn apart, futures being stolen, countless lives pointlessly destroyed by the evil in the world. Compared to that, her pain was nothing." Inspired by the song "Say Something" by A Great Big World.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Fractured reviews
Extremely popular, extremely hot Jace Wayland knows how to get the girls and break the hearts, but when he sets his sights on the new girl, Clary, she refuses to play his game. As they get to know eachother, secrets from their pasts are revealed, and when they get swept up in a tornado of emotions, no one's sure where it will take them.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,344 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Clary F., Jace W.