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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when someone asks you for it, copy this to your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you have ever told a person your name and you never got their's, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (Every single one of them...).

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that I'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards, put this in your profile.

If you've ever done something "blonde", put this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gone from disliking someone to being insane when they're not around because you miss them, copy this into your profile.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

There are two types of people in the world, Robots and Aliens, Robots do what they are told, follow the crowd, and are lifeless...Aliens however, are not of this world, people fear what is different, aliens do not follow a crowd, they do not follow a 'master' they are different and full of life, they are more than just a shell, if you are willing to prove that you are not a Robot and will not follow a crowd willingly then post this on your profile and put your name on it...because hey, not everything that is different, is bad...- HuMaN-EaTiNg-PaNdA-HEP-,VampireArgonian, Wolf05, Flame05, RabidChipmonk of doom, wolfmoon12

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Pink Hi-Lighter, pointy star, Bruce n' Charlie, Death By Squishy, xXKillorbeKilledXx,Funabisenu, Mario11445, Flame05, RabidChipmonk of doom, wolfmoon12

Directions - randomly list 10 of your favorite Harry Potter characters (numbering them 1 - 10). Then, copy the questions only and type your on answers using your characters.

Disclaimer: I did not come up with this idea. I stole it from someone's profile, who found it on someone's else's.



3. hermione

4. Ginny

5. luna

6. George, he's my favorite twin)

7. tonks

8. Ron

9. Remus

10. Tonks

1) Have you ever read a 5/10 fic? tonks and luna? no i havn't, but it would be pretty funny

2) Do you think 3 is hot? How hot? hermione? Uh... I'm a girl and I'm NOT a lesbian... so, NO WAY!

3)What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant? george gets Harry pregnant? i don't think thats possiable,

4)Do you recall any good fics about 9? Professor Remus John Lupin? no i havn't read any.

5)Would 7 and 2 make a good couple? tonks and neville? um no i don't think so

6)4/8 or 4/9? Ginny and Ron or Ginny and Remus? Since Ginny and Ron are brother and sister, that would be completely disgusting, so Ginny and Remus, even though that's extremely strange.

7) What would happen if 7 discovered 3 & 8 in a secret relationship? tonks discovered hermione and Ron in a relationship? she would b saying finley!

8) make a summery of at least 20 words for a 2/6 fic. neville and geogre? That's hard! um...

geogre had a plan for the greatest purnk he ever pulled, butt he needs an expert, an expert for plants and he can't go to a teacher istead he has to go to neville who knows all about plants.

38 words, lame story

9)Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story? Ginny and Tonks? Absolutely not! Ginny and Harry? YES! Tonks and Remus? YES!, but NOT GINNY AND TONKS! YUCK!

10)Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic harry and luna? hmm... hanging shoes

11)What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1? Ginny seduces Harry? Well, Ginny would say how heroic, smart and noble harry is and then call him a noble git.

12) If you wrote a songfic about 10 which song would you choose? a songfic for Tonks? The only thing I can think of is True Colors, because Tonks will always love Remus even though he is a werewolf, and tries to prove it to him.

13)If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would the warning be? neville, hermione and greoge? Warning: Story includes an extremly clumsy boy, a "know-it-all", and a red-headed prankster. Lame, I know.

14) What pick-up line might eight use on five? Ron and luna? "warcksprits are in my brain or you are just beutiful." Again, Lame.

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? tonks? "OMSW!" (oh my sexy werewolf)

16) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? luna?hmm... not recently. Maybe I should soon...

17) What is Six's super-secret kink greoge likes to make up songs about unicorns and llamas while doing jumping jacks.

18) Would Two shag Nine? Drunk or sober? would neville shag reumes never, durnk or sober

19) "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (6) and a brief unhappy affair with (9), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).”

Ok... harry and tonks are in a happy relationship until tonks runs off with ginny . harry, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with george and a brief unhappy affair with reumus , then follows the wise advise of luna and finds true love with neville .

i think the only thing in that sentince that made since is wise advise of luna, only thing.

20) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? tonks and Ron? I'd think to myself, "JK Rowling, what the HECK are you thinking?

21) Would 3 and 7 make a good couple? tonks and hermione? Seriously? ABSOLUTY NOT!

22) How would 9 react if 5 died? How would Remus react to luna's death? Well, he'd probably be sad that a young great mind is lost.

23) Who would most likely join the Order of the Phoenix, 3, 6, 9, or 10? hermione, george, Remus, or Tonks? all of them are praticley in the order

24) Who would most likely become a death eater, 1, 2, 5, or 8? harry, neville, luna, or Ron? none,none at all

25) Who would make a better couple, 1/6 or 2/4? Harry and george or neville and Ginny. Um... ginny and neville imposiable, but better.

My Life in Song: (I'll fill this out when I have time. Write down ALL songs, even if they make no sense at all. I listen to Pandora. com when I did this, by the way.)

Opening Credits: never let you go - thrid eye blind (uplifting, but mor love song i think)

Waking Up:one haedlight-wallflowers( more breaking up i think, or a funneral, or love song, i don't know that song)

First day at school: irse-the goo dolls ( i don't think this works at all, mabey i want eveyone to see me)

Making new best friend: long day- matchbox tewnty ( more of frist day of school are waking up)

Falling in love:jumper-thrid eye blind ( fall in love well saving someone from killing themslefs? lovly)

Breaking up: little wonders- rod thoamas from meet the robinsons (guess it works, saying give up, but i think this is more of a funnreal song or graduation or flashback. or death of a friend)

Driving: all for you- sister hazel ( more of falling in love)

Prom:closing time-semisonic ( well this is reandom)

Graduation: unwell-matchbox tewnty ( my theme song!) i am sereses this my theme song)

Life's okay: if you could only see-tonic (makes no sense)

Flashback: the middle- jimmy eats the world (school and bullys)

Mental Breakdown: meet virginia- train ( at less this makes some sense)

Getting back together: if your gone- matchbox twenty

Wedding scene:mr. jones- counting crows

Birth of a Child: here is gone- the goo dolls

Car accident: bright lights- matchbox tewnty

Death of a Close Friend:one last breath- creed (makes some since not really)

Final Battle:here is gone- the goo dolls

Death scene: 3 am- matchbox tweanty

Funeral Song: two princes- spin docters ( i would not choose this song)

End Credits:your a god- vertical horizon

Deleted Scenes:inside out- eve 6 ( love this song)

The iPod Shuffle-
1. Put your iTunes (or iPod or Pandora. com) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer

1. What is your motto?

midnight rider- the allmen brothers band

2. What do your friends think of you?

bent- matchbox tweanty

3. What do you think about most often?

you give love abad name- bon jovi

4. What is 22?

run-around- blues traveler

5. What do you think of your best friend?

play with fire- the rolling stones

6. What do you think about the person you like?

bed of lies- matchbox tweanty

7. What is your life story?

sweet home alabama- lynyrd skynyrd

8. What do you want to be when you grow up?

9. What do your parents think of you?

10. What will you dance to at your wedding?

11. What will they play at your funeral?

12. What is your hobby/interest?

13. What is your biggest secret?

14. What is the one thing you will regret?

15. What makes you laugh?

16. What makes you cry?

17. Will you ever get married?

18. What scares you the most?

19. Does anyone like you?

20. If you could go back in time, what would you change?

21. What hurts right now?

22. What do you think of your friends?

23. How will you die?

The Girl you called FAT? She is overdosing on diet pills.

The Girl you called UGLY? She spends hours putting make up on hoping people will like her, only to be humiliated.

The Boy you PUSHED? He is abused enough at home.

See that Man with the SCARS? He fought for our country.

The Guy you made fun of for CRYING? He found out his mother is terminally ill.

Put this on your status for an hour, if you're against bullying.

You will never know what it feels like unless you're in their shoes.

Without GOD, our week would be:








Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.

Seven days without GOD will make one weak.

1 . Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store off their property
3735. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37.Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jamb
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth
101. Haven't realised there was no #13 or #59

Yeah I have some serious issues

1) I don't have ADHD i just...do you like waffles?

2) If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?

3) People are like slinkies. Basically useless, and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

4) I have CDO. It's like OCD but all of the letters are in alphabetical order...like they should be.

5) It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. (He he he-that's mee)

6) The early bird gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

7) I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

8) Jesus saves. Passes to Moses, he shoots, he scores!!

9) Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

10) MY friends are cooler than giraffes. And giraffes, they're cool.

11) I'm not random, I'm just HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!

12) You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a cliff, I laugh.

13) A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Dang, that was fun!"

14) You know what? I just forgot. (That's me too ;P)

15) They never suspect the short one.

16) I'm going CRAZY! You want to come with?

17) When life gives you MELONS you know you're dislexic.

18) I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back before I return, please ask me to wait. Me

19) Qu'est-ce que 'sup?

20) iTune you out.

21) If tylenol, duct tape, or a band-aid can't help, you've got a serious problem.

22) Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

23) Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia?

24) Whoever said that nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

25) I've used up all of my sick days so I'm calling in dead.

26) Stereotyping? How do you type with a stereo?

27) People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was. =

28) I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face.

29) Haha. Wait, what? (This is definatley mee)

30) You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

31) DEATH: the number 1 killer in the U.S...tell your friends.

32) My spoon is too big...

33) AHHHHHHHHHH! Oh, it's just the toaster. Again. (Me again)

34) Team Jacob. NOT! Because REAL men DO sparkle.

35) Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!!

36) Hey stupid! Your sock is untied...

37) If my calculations are correct...slinkies escalator = EVERLASTING FUN!!

38) Insanium in the cranium dawg!!

39) Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

40) "To be is to do"


"To do is to be"


"Do be do be do."


41) I'll have a cafe-mocha-vodka-valium-latte to go please.

42) Poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke POKE! I'm so winning.

43) Superhero: glares at assistant

Superhero's assistant: stares sullenly at floor

Superhero: I am the superhero. I make the wooshing noises. (his cape...get it?)

44) Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them, they die.

45) I speak whale!!

46) When life hands you lemons, make grape juice and sit back while the world wonders how you did it.

47) Of all the people I know, you're one of them.

48) Do you think it's because we're awesome? I think it's because we're awesome.

49) Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together?

50) Owww! Charlie!! Charlie bit me...

51) Procrastinators; the leaders of tomorrow.

52) Im not random, you just can't think as fast as me.

53) ='( you eated my cookie?

54) nananananananana BATMAN!!

55) Careful, you may end up in my novel.

56) Shun the non-believers!!

57) Tu madre. You just got burnt in spanish.

58) Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

59) Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is.

60) So my friend texted me asking what idk meant so I said i don't know. She texted back saying OMG NO ONE KNOWS!!

61) Don't make me go all crazy white girl on you!

62) "Sorry that was my last piece of gum": biggest lie in America.

63) Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

64) We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.

65) Im not as random as you think I salad.

66) Dislexics UNTIE!!

67) It's okay pluto. I'm not a planet either.

68) Bom chicka wah wah!

69) Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowly is sounds like green beans? (He he he, my sister actually believed that. She spent a whole hour trying to do it)

70) Ever wonder why bologna and lasagna don't rhyme?

71) Laughing until your stomach hurts is what friends are for.

72) God made men first then...He had a better idea!

73) Without ME you're just AWESO

74) If people were all meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters.

75) A snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off goldfish!

76) Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

77) I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

78) I have ADOS; Attention Deficit Oooh...Shiny!!

79) BFF!

p.s. I mean forever. You're never getting rid of me ;-)

80) Smile it makes people wonder what you're up to. :-)

81) I is a collage stoodent.

82) Wanna hear a joke?

...miley cyrus.

83) On a scale of 1 to crazy I'm a penguin.

84) If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

85) I don't get it...boys think girls are so complicatd. Haven't they met themselves?

86) I see no good reason to act my age.

87) Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls. (Mee too)

88) Everything happens for a reason...except for clowns. I mean seroiusly, what the heck?

89) Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

90) Be a dork!! Because being cool is overrated.

91) At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. Pretty deep huh?

92) Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.

93) Hey you! Yeah you! No, not you, the other guy. You right there! Do you like tacos?

94) (On a sign at a chinese restaurant...) No! We no see cat of yours. No more ask please.

95) Making us all wish we were blind:Speedo.

96) Worst time to have a heart attack; during a game of charades.

97) If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you.

98) I ROCK! Guitar hero told me.

99) I tried being normal, but I didn't like it.

100) Who's "she" and why does she keep saying dirty things

If you have a relative that pauses a movie that you've never seen about halfway through so that he/she can tell you exactly how the movie will end, copy this

If you've ever been forced to sit through a movie so old that King Arthur himself probably wrote the script, copy this.

If you get upset often because you can't become a knight, copy this to your profile

If you frequintly Mrs.spell words that you shud no, untie with me and coffee this two yoor proefil

If you get confused and forget what you're going to say just because a fly buzzes by your head...never mind, I forgot what this was...

ifq yoo sux ats seppllingq, copee dis.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a wide range variety of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

if u r totally (I LIKE FISHPONIES!!) random ( zebra have stripes) copy this!

If you call book characters "Cute" even though you've never actually seen them, copy this to your profile

If you've ever cried because one of your charecters dies, copy this

If everyone thinks that you're your older sibling's twin, copy this

hen their evil plan doesn't work, copy this

If you come up with stories faster than you can write them...crud...I just came up with another one.

If you've ever written a story because you were thinking about something trivial, post this.

If you've ever written a story for the soul purpose of doing it before someone else, copy this

If you've ever written a story just because no one else has used that idea, copy this

If you talk to your book charcters copy this

If you've fallen madly in love with one of your book characters, copy this

If you stopped being madly in love with that same character because you just realized that you are, by reason, that character's mother or father, copy this (It was so weird)

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you, you buttmuncher."

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups..

Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. Now who's asking the questions? :)

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

95 of people would panic if the Jonas brothers stood on the roof of a 3 story building and said they were about to jump. If you are one of the 5 who who get all of your friends, some popcorn, and a soda and scream "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" copy this.

If you've ever had a dream and forgotten what it was about before the dream even ended, copy and paste

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wished you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

If you think J. K. Rowling should write a series for the Marauders, copy and paste this into your profile

Stuff to do on an elevator that WILL help your image, as in, your CRAZY image

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at every floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else pushes a button.

10. Stare grinning at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it.

23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congradulate all for being in the same lift as you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shup UP!"

26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"

33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell different people that you can see their aura.

35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."

38. Say your Majesty when anybody gets on.

39. Introduce yourself as Lord Voldemort.

40. Ask people which floor they want and why, and then announce that you're going to the floor with Olympus on it because you didn't steal any lightening.

41. Hang Ethan Hunt style from the ceiling of the elevator and speak ominously when someone enters "Heloooooooo"

42. Still hanging from the ceiling, drop onto whoever comes in.

43. Try to make up and sing lyrics for the boring elevator music.

44. Try to start a My-Briefcase-is-better-than-yours contest.

45. Hold a ring and say, "My precious"

If you HATE Hannah Mon-upisstay-tanna, post this

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

75 of people who read that tried to lick their elbow, and you are now smiling because that's exactly what you did.

Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Athena ;)

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name izzle) atheizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal)Blue wolf

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on) corrine linn

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name) boyat

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda) stromey grey root beer

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mom's middle name) tyoucpe

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(both parents' middle names)maire scott

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (Black and the name of one of your pets) Black samba

10. Your cow name: (put the first 4 letters of your name in, then moo) athe Moo

11. Your parrot name: (put the first 2 letters of your name in, then birdy) atbirdy

12.Your fake name: (put the last 3 letters of your last name in, the closest letter of the middle of your middle name, then the first 2 letters of your first name in) boyrat

13. Your poptropica name: (put your favorite color in, then your favorite thing in outerspace that you can see at night) Blue Star

15. Your seriously weird sounding name: (OKAY! The first 2 letters of your favorite band, then your favorite song by them, then the last 3 letters of your moms old last name, then the last 3 letters of your 2nd favorite band's song that you like the least, Then a cleaner name you think sounds sooooooo wrong, then your favorite bands song you least like, then lastly, a website you think is stupid.WHEW!!)


1. Love

2. Light

3. Dark

4. Seeking Solace

5. Break Away

6. Innocence

7. Breathe Again

8. Memory

9. Insanity

10. Silence

11. Blood

12. Tears

13. Sorrow

14. Happiness

15. Flower

16. Night

17. Stars

18. Eyes

19. Dreams

20. Waiting

21. Sacrifice

22. Fairy Tale

23. Magic

24. Mirror

25. Broken Pieces

26. Starvation

27. Words

28. Can You Hear Me?

29. Heal

30. Pain

31. Drowning

32. Last Hope

33. Puzzle

34. Solitude

35. Relaxation

36. Break

37. Mother

38. Want

39. Wrath

40. Moon

41. Walk

42. See

43. Die

44. Young

45. Need

46. Horrific

47. Snow

48. Storm

49. Alcohol

50. Alone

51. Gone

52. Wedding

53. Fantasy

54. Lock and Key

55. Poison

56. Sword

57. Bones

58. Chains

59. Rainbow

60. Midnight

61. Fear

62. Under Water

63. Wings

64. Unseen

65. Princess

66. Sharp

67. Fading

68. Dirt

69. What If...

70. Lace

71. Bird

72. Fashion

73. Bunny

74. Scars

75. Sparkle

76. Confusion

77. Freedom

78. Joy

79. Time

80. Warmth

81. Insomnia

82. Dance

83. Message

84. Imaginary

85. Underworld

86. Ice

87. Hope

88. Song

89. Fire

90. Lost

91. Play

92. Run

93. Wild

94. Morning

95. Loneliness

96. Sweet

97. Courage

98. Grandparents

99. Ocean

100. Forever

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I'm not what you expect by Alicesh reviews
The first time Draco met Astoria she humiliated him in front of the whole of Slytherin House, not to mention she was two years below him. He was going to get his revenge, but Astoria was too smart, and Draco wasn't used to this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 59,817 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Draco M., Astoria G.
Yours Truly, The Girl Who Can't Rock Red by flip flops in february reviews
Kim Crawford's life was complicated. Not in the fairy tale essence complicated, but more of a high school version. Consisting of moving across the country, a new step-mom and step-sister, a guy she can't get off of her mind, actions leading up to and after a dance, and suddenly her secret letters from forever ago are posted around the school? Talk about 'Cinderella,' twisted.
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,245 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Jack B., Kim C.
Worth Waiting For by BarbedWire reviews
A series of semi-related oneshots focused on Ron and Hermione's life together, highlighting all the moments that were worth waiting for. Mainly fluffy, but with some angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,645 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Down with Love by cluelessblue23 reviews
Percy Jackson is a university student majoring in applied music. He is also the vocalist and guitarist of the band Halfbloods. Known for his good looks, cocky personality. What happens when he meets Annabeth? A bright student majoring in traditional music.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 89,239 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Another Side of Kim by eat.sweetdreams.emotions reviews
Kim and Jack have a fight. A big one. So Jack wishes he'd never met Kim. So when Jack sees Kim next, something odd is about her. And the rest of the gang too. In fact, the whole world seems different, so different in fact that Jack suspects something dangerous happened, and it's his fault. How will Jack get everything back to normal, and get his girl at the same time? JackxKim
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,786 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Kim C., Jack B.
Crumpled Love by mirrorsfuxk reviews
With school back on, Phineas see's something unexpected in Isabella's note book... And by throwing a crumpled up piece of paper at Isabella it was a burst of pure crumpled love. (how corny). Banana costumes, naked mimes and llamas. Here is a romantic, humorous adventure that both Phineas and Isabella shall never forget. (Being re-written, no different, just gonna fix it up).
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 34,076 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Isabella, Phineas - Complete
Now that you're back by BellaThorneFreak101 reviews
3 years ago Jack disappeared how he's back and he wants things to go back to normal, but does the gang want him back? How hard will Jack try to win them back, or will he give up? Oh and Jerry and Kim are besties. Kick,Julie/Milton,Jace R&R
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,968 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Kim C., Jack B.
Green and White by the orange leaves reviews
Like vinegar and water, fire and ice, the two of them are polar opposites. Completely different. She's a loner. He's Mr. Popular. All she's trying to do is get through school and leave the strenuous place where students are divided. None of them knew that green and white would end up looking good together... if she let's it happen. /AU. On hiatus.
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Kim C., Jack B.
Heart of a Dragon by HogwartsDreamer113 reviews
Draco's parents want him to marry, so the send him to the Greengrass's for the summer, hoping he'll fall in love with their daughter, Daphne. But what happens when he falls for Daphne's younger sister, Astoria, instead? Because of course, the heart of a dragon can never be tamed. Draco/Astoria.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,510 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
The Five Times They Kissed by skgq12101997 reviews
Jack doesn't have a clue of what has gotten into him, but he doesn't regret it. It's all worth it. Multi-chap, Kim-centric, Rated T for kissing scenes.
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
A rebels story by Rabidchipmonk of doom reviews
The Potter's were never attacked by Voldemort when Harry was a baby, instead he focused on taking down the Ministry of Magic. With Hogwarts breached and magical Britain at a standstill what will happen to the ever decreasing amount of rebels fighting for peace? Character pairings are currently undecided.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,185 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Harry P.
Seven Simple Years by HalfASlug reviews
The story of Ron and Hermione through a series of missing moments. Who said love was simple? Runner up in Best Hermione and Best Romance in the Romione Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 116,889 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Missing Socks by Grey Like Stormy Skies reviews
A night in the Marauder’s dorm room, during which James loses his socks, Sirius schemes, and Remus tries to sleep... [Marauder Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
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reading Harry Potter and the sorcerer's stone reviews
Dumbledore found some books about Harry and his adventures at Hogwarts. Combing the preasnt and past what happens.this is who's reading ten year old Harry, Ron, Hermione, the Weasley family, Mr. Granger, Mrs. Granger, Mad-eye Moody, McGonagall, Snape, Tonks, Luna, Dumbledore, Neville, Augusta Longbottom, Hagrid, Sirius, James, Lily, Remus, Alice, Frank. Better then sounds.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,747 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P.
The way Ron loves Hermione reviews
These are a couple ways Ron LOves Hermione. looking at a disntence he loves her with all his heart
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete