Lamia-Kuei
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Joined 06-24-03, id: 405778, Profile Updated: 05-18-13
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, and Mass Effect.

Casual fan of many fandoms. Inspiration comes and goes every couple of years, apparently.

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Jaws That Bite, Claws That Catch by Fistful of Gamma Rays reviews
It's a long road from "alien" to "partner."
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,678 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Variations on a Theme, with Tank and Gunfire by servantofclio reviews
Shepard finds herself reliving the last few years, from the beacon on Eden Prime to the battle on Earth. Again, and again, and again. How much can she change? How much should she change? M for language, occasional sexual situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,574 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
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Snowmelt reviews
He's mean, dangerous, and a stone cold killer. The Council have him brought in on the recommendation of his more alert Spectre peers. Nobody but the human Spectre steps forward to be his watcher. Nobody, least of all Saren, ever expected to discover that in the care of that human, he just melts into a puddle of purring contentment. kmeme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Shepard (F), Saren A. - Complete
It's Storytime! reviews
Shepard and Garrus as a couple play out a very loose interpretation of one of Earth's fairytales. Oneshot. kmeme.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Suddenly, Ecdysiast reviews
An accidental cultural misunderstanding brings Sparatus and Hannah Shepard together. First posted on the kmeme.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,304 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Hannah S., Councilor Sparatus - Complete
Spring Craving reviews
What if instead of the trope of turian females going into heat, it was the males of the species that get an annual hormonal surge? Garrus stubbornly tries to work through it for the good of the mission. Shepard finds out and insists that they deal with it the traditional way instead. kmeme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,212 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Enterprises That Require New Clothes reviews
Garrus Vakarian. In a kilt. kmeme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Wax On, Wax Off reviews
Garrus discovers just how much Shepard's discovered about turian bathhouse practices. Thanks to all of the positive feedback, here's the official sequel to 'Clean Only On Cipritine!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Clean Only On Cipritine reviews
Shepard visits Palaven and discovers that turians use public bathhouses. She ventures into one and discovers a lot more than expected about turian culture and hospitality. kmeme fill. OC characters.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,651 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Catch Me, Catch Me With Your Hands reviews
A turian becomes curious and then romantically interested in a human coworker, to the amusement of his friends. As luck would have it, she's interested back. OC characters, kmeme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,946 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Complete
Some of Colin Creevey's Observations reviews
The eyes behind the camera of Hogwarts. A very short sequel to Adjusting to Life as a Part Veela Man Magnet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Colin C. - Complete
Adjusting to Life as a Part Veela Man Magnet reviews
Draco Malfoy's discovered his Veela roots and has to deal with it. Humor and romance with Ron Weasley ensues. Harry and Hermione observe and participate in the mayhem. Finished
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,958 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/2/2004 - Published: 7/7/2003 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete