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Joined 06-14-12, id: 4057966, Profile Updated: 12-29-13
Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Twilight.

Name: Arty or Art (ha, you thought I was going to give you my real name? PUH-LEASE!) or, you can call me Mrs. di Angelo!!!

Age: Never gonna happen!

Location: Inside a taco. On the moon. In another galaxy.

Things I Like: Tohappyformyowngood (my friend outside of FF), purple, PJO, Harry Potter, Twilight, Hunger Games, DramaQueen1649 (my other friend outside of FF), Zutara, Thalico, but most of all, I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE NICO DI ANGELO!!!

Things I Dislike: ClearlyWritten (an author on FF), my enemies, girly-girls, people who pick on my friends, people who flame you for personal reasons, people who are bent on following the rules and guidelines on FF (Eliminators)

Couples I Ship: PERCABETH! Frazel, Zutara, Taang, Thalico, Tratie, BellaxEdward, JacobxNessie, AlicexJasper, RosaliexEmmet, CarlislexEsme, BellaxAlec, BellaxFelix, BellaxDemetri, Leyna, Jeyna, SADICO! (if Nico isn't paired with Thalia or Sadie, NO ONE CAN HAVE HIM! HE IS MINE!), Salt, Zarter, Jalt, Jazlian, AphroditexHepheastus, SilenaxBeckendorf, ClarissexChris, ArtemisxOrion, SokkaxSuki, DezxTrish, JadexBeck, CatxRobbie, TorixOc, AndrexOC, TrinaxOC, DinaxDuece, CecexGunther, RockyxOC, CecexLuke (Luke from JESSIE!), ZurixFlynn, PhineasxIzabella, JeremyxCandace, KimxJack, RenesmeexOC, Reynabeth (yes, this couple DOES exist!)

Couples I Don't Ship: Posades (thanks to ClearlyWritten) Perlia, Percemis, BellaxJasper, BellaxEmmett, Kataang, Lazel, Thaleo, ConnorxKatie, NicoxAnnabeth, ZeusxPoseidon, ZeusxHades, Kaatang, Lazel, JasonxPercy, JasonxNico

Couples Who Are Okay: Pothena, Peo (Percy/Leo, NOT Piper), PercyxNico, PoseidonxArtemis, AphrodiexAres, RachelxNico, ArtemisxHermes, ZukoxMai, ZukoxTy Lee, AzulaxSokka, AnnabethxHazel, AnnabethxChris (read my story "Reversed" to find out!), BellaxCaicus, BellaxMarcus, BellaxAro (sorta)

Couples I HATE WITH A BURNING PASSION: PercyxPiper, PiperxNico, PiperxAnnabeth, PiperxAnyone whose not a troll or imaginary

Fav. Artist: Jacob Latimore, Astro, Mindless Behavior, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, Adele, Maroon Five, Selena Gomez, Nicki Manaj, P!nk, me (hey, i didn't say they had to be famous!!!!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. He'll see it.


IF YOU BELIVE IN GOD, READ THIS!!

A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.'

The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room
was a large round table.

In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew which smelled
delicious and made the holy man's mouth water. The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful, but because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths.

The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.

The Lord said, 'You have seen Hell. They went to the next room and
opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one. There was
the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water. The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking.

The holy man said, 'I don't understand. It is simple said the Lord. It requires but one skill. You see, they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves.' When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you!

He died for you…why not live for Him?

He died for you…why not live for Him?


TEAM SETH CLEARWATER! 'Cause he's team Edward and team Jacob. And let's face it. He's adorable!

Motto: YOLO!(you only live once) & OLOY! (only losers obey yolo!!!)

Philosophy: I value my haterz!!!

Date of: 2/18/13- People on my bus got into a fight. AWESOMENESS! Oh, and one of the girls thinks she can beat up anyone. That chick got OWNED! I'm talking backed up in a corner owned!


Stories I'm working on:

I'm the Daughter of Artemis- Isabella Johnson was an orphan with a pretty good life. She never knew who her mother was, and no one even mentioned a father. One day, after a hell hound attack, her best friend, Joella Montague tells her she's a Demi-god. Suddenly, Izzy's whisked off to Camp Half-Blood. She's expecting it to be a boring summer, but soon finds herself taking interest in the handsome Jackson Moore. Isabella is afraid. Afraid of what her mother will do after she finds out Isabella's taken notice to a boy. A story of tragedy, heart brake, and Drama. NO QUEST! OC story. Coming soon!!!

Reversed- It's you regular PJO fic...WITH A TWIST! Everyone has different parents, so people are all dating the wrong person. PERCABETH ensured! Probably near the end, though. Read. Review. Favorite. Kiss the ground I walk on for my genius. Favorite me. You know, the usual.


Favorite PJO Characters:

1. NICO DI ANGELO!!!

2. Annabeth Chase

3. Percy Jackson

4. Leo Valdez

5. Bianca di Angelo

6. Zoe Nightshade

7. Silena Beauregard

8. Charles Beckendorf

9. Travis Stoll

10. Katie Gardener

11. Conner Stoll

12. Clarisse la Rue

13. Chris Rodriguez

14. Rachel Dare

15. Grover

16. Juniper

17. Chiron

18. Artemis

19. Hades

20. Hepheastus

21. Aphrodite (because she got PERCABETH together!!!)

22. All the other gods

23. Reyna

24. Octavian

25. Gwen

26. Dakota

27. Everyone else (and yes, I know Jason is not on the list. I did that purposely...I also did not add Piper.Also meant to do that...)


Favorite Twilight Characters:

1. Renesmee

2. Alice

3. Seth

4. Emmett

5. Jacob

6. Rosalie

7. Bella

8. Renee

9. Esme

10. Carlisle

11. Jasper

12. Alec

13. Aro

14. Jane

15. Felix

16. Charlie

17. Everyone else


Favorite Hunger Games Characters:

1. Katniss (DUH!!!)

2. Peeta

3. Primrose

4. Haymitch

5. CINNA!

6. Prep. Team

7. Portia

8. Lavinia

9. Finnick

10. Annie

11. Boggs

12. Gale

13. Everyone else...


My Favorite Female Book Characters (No order):

1. Annabeth Chase

2. Ginny Weasley

3. Thalia Grace

4. Katniss Everdeen

5. Hermione Granger

6. Alice Cullen

7. Rosalie Cullen

8. Renesmee Cullen

9. Artemis

10. Sally Jackson

11. Primrose Everdeen

12. Rue

My Most Hated Female Characters:

1. Piper McLean

2. Patsy Parkinson


10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black:

10. Never use English around him- instead, bark.

9. Call him a space heater.

8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.

7. Ask him if he's RSVPed to the wedding yet.

6. Inform him that real men sparkle.

5. Walk up to him and claim that you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.

4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9, Bella doesn't find him hot.

3. Inquire as to how Leah is...and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.

2. Ask him if he likes to do things... doggy style.

And the number 1way to annoy Jacob Black:

1. Make him a day-by-day flip calender, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.


Okay, I'll start by saying, I used to like Piper. But then it dawned on me,"Piper is a little too perfect!" She is like, the definition of Mary-Sue! (I do not believe Annabeth is a Mary-Sue because she isn't perfect. So Luke liked her. It was only to add to the affect of the book. But hey, I don't care if you don't like her. Just don't tell me my opinion about her is wrong.) Okay, let us list the ways Piper is a Mary-Sue:

1. Perfect looks. (daughter of Aphrodite)

2. Perfect attitude.

3. Smart. (street-wise)

4. Athletic.

5. Get's the guy she wants.

6. Doesn't want to be beautiful.

7. Daughter of a movie-star.

8. Goes on a quest first few weeks.

9. Becomes cabin leader.

10. Rare gift of Charmspeak.


I also hate Jason. I'm sorry. I cannot stand him. He and Piper could die a cruel, painful death in Tartarus, and my friends and I would laugh for hours. I would get the page that was written on framed. I hate both of them. End of discussion.


ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...

66 of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER."Repost this


I had a dream I was drowning in Orange Soda. Turns out, it was just a FANTA-sy!

I am the biggest greek freak ever. I love reading and writing.

You know how teachers say the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. It's puke. That will get you out of class faster than anything else.

Teacher: Where's your math homework?

Me: It comitted suicide. It had too many problems.

I let my five year old brother watch Twilight. Now, he goes around biting people.

Laughing so hard, no noise comes out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal. (No Offense)

I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing!


This is what Will Farrell tweeted:

Texting while driven #YOLO
Forever alone #SOLO
Marco #POLO
Condom broke #OHNO
You like men #HOMO
Bitches crazy #FOSHO
Run Nigga Run #POPO

Sitting in the green room with Justin Beiber...must resist the urge to roundhouse kick him in his midget face...

if you watch mean girls backwards, it's about a girls who's so unpopular she moves to africa...

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long for fat people.

I want to have 3 kids and name them Ctrl, Alt, and Delete. Then when they f*ck up I will just hit them all at once.

Dear life, When I said "can my day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

On the other hand, I have different fingers.

I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'. So my computer just tells me when I forget.

If I had Morgan Freeman's voice I would sit in a corner and talk to myself for days.

That awkward moment when someone assumes you care about their opinion...

My bed and I are deeply in love. It's obvious my alarm clock is jealous.

I pretty sure the asshole who put the extra 'r' in February is the same guy who thought up the spelling for Wednesday...

Next time you feel a sneeze coming on, yell out "PIKA" right before the sneeze.

When someone says they have to ask you a question think of all the bad things you've done recently.

I fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally wrote a One Direction song.


That awkward moment when the most annoying person you know complains about someone else being annoying...

The awkward moment when the worst dancer you know corrects someone on thier dancing...

That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced, people actually think you're stupid...

That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car, then realize someone's inside...

The awkward moment when you walk in the closet and don't end up in Narnia...


On December 22, I'm going to tweet, "Anyone still alive?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

Ten years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden... In his house.

If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and holds the universe together.

I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I don't have much to spare.

Guys should be like lattes- rich, strong, and hot!

Don't be afraid to talk to yourself. It's the only way to be sure someone's listening.

Arithmetic is being able to count to twenty without taking off your shoes. - Mickey Mouse

Age is but a number. Height though, is another matter.

You say I'm not cool. Cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Kindergarten- the grade that makes kids think LMNO is a word.

Favorite werewolf? Sorry Jacob, but we both know it's Seth!

Kidnapping is such a strong word...I prefer surprise adoption! :)


Twilight Jokes:

It's sad that every time you get a paper cut, you think of Jasper.

Edward= Diamonds Jacob= Dog. Diamonds are a girls best friend. Dog is mans best friend. Therefore, Jacob is gay.

One night, Tinkerbell and Dracula had a one night stand. Nine months later, a baby boy named Edward was born.


I am so sick of everyone hating Annabeth. Don't you people have anything better to do than make stories about how Annabeth is a liar and a cheater and whatever the Hades else you idiots write about (PoseidonxHades1). If you hate her so much, why do you spend majority of your time making up stories just to diss her, hmm. I'll tell you why. It's because you're losers who have nothing better to do than diss people and make them feel bad. So, go get a life. (Sorry for the rant. I was just not in a good mood, and I read a story about Annabeth being a two-timer and I kinda just went into an angry rant.) I'm not saying you should stop writing, just put it in your summary before you diss a girl's favorite character.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mommy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart


When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?


Hush, little sister

Please don't cry

I wish I could be there

To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms

Bloodied and bruised

That's strange, little sister

Mine were like that too

I know you scream

When Daddy's there

Hush, little sister

I know you're scared

I can see the way

He's hurting you

I'm sorry, little sister

He did that to me too

I know that people

Ignore what's going on at home

That makes me angry, little sister

You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister

You wanna know why I'm not there?

It's a sad story, little sister

But people should care

You see, little sister

One day Daddy got high

You were asleep in your crib

So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me

And smashed my head against the door

While you slept, little sister

I died on the floor

You know, little sister

I don't think that I would have died

If someone had only bothered

To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister

Daddy's coming home

Quick, get into bed

You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister

He's in a bad mood

Run while you can

Uh oh little sister

He's lifting his belt

Scream while you can, little sister

Call for help

Hush little sister

You don't need to cry

No one can hurt you

You're in my arms tonight.

--Unknown.

CHILD ABUSE IS SICK AND WRONG. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY.


Ladies, things to say to men with bad pick up lines!

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: All trespassers will be shot.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

Man: Can I borrow your phone? I have to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing!

Woman: Can I borrow yours? I have to report that the mental hospital is missing one of its patients.

Man: You're too pretty to be single.

Woman: And you're too ugly to be flirting with me.

Man: Do you have a band-aid, 'cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

Woman: Do you, 'cause I scraped my knee running away from you.

Man: Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a mini-skirt?

Woman: Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma?

Man: I want to give myself to you.

Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man: I'd go through anything for you.

Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?

Woman: It's in the phone book.

Man: But I don't know your name.

Woman: That's in the phone book too.

Man: I know how to please a woman

Woman: Then please leave me alone

Man: I can tell you want me

Woman: Ohhhhh, you’re so right, I want you to leave

Man: My pretty face is leaving in ten minutes. Please, be on it.

Woman: Really, then it will be to smack you.


Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

-You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

-You burn food to see if it smells good.

-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

-Everyone else is creating a Twilightfamily and you create a PJO family.

-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

-You sometimes try to control water.

-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

-Even though notdiagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

-You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

-You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.

-You are a PJO character for Halloween.

-Recite lines randomly from the books.

-When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!)

-Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

-You have dreams about PJO characters/events

-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

-That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

-You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

-When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

-You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

-You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies

-And when you flunk said test, you blame Athena's irritation on Percabeth.

-You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate... Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work. Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket. Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time!

-You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. - You give all your siblings god parents - You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. - You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. - You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. - You still think Thuke could happen (Actually I don't but.. I think Thalico will happen.).

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!)

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"


Aww!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose: me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile


Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.

When life gives you lemons . . . make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it. (OR) squirt 'em in peoples' eyes!

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled ' Gentlemen Only..Ladies Forbidden'..and thus the word GOLF entered into the English Language. (Sexist Jerks)


A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorit: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you think Hades or Artemis are cool (not dating though), copy and past this to your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer


Twelve ways to know you're in love:

TWELVE:

You walk really slow when you're with them.

ELEVEN: You feel shy whenever they're around.

TEN: You smile when you hear their voice.

NINE: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him.

SEVEN They're all you think about.

SIX: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.

FIVE: You would do anything just to see them.

FOUR: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.

THREE: You just smiled because it's true.

TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number eight was missing.

ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.

If this is happend to u (like it did to me) copy and paste it to your page


Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy

I'm a boy!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad. It makes me sad too.

I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay.

I am in Jesus's arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just:

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you want abortion to end now, post this in your profile!


Dear bullies,
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked his friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs!


Annabeth : It's hard to believe you can teleport using a stick.

Hermione : This isn't a stick. It's a wand. You're the one to say. A cap that makes you disappear?

Annabeth : It's simple physics. Now tell me what is the science on the splitting of souls.

Hermione : Only after you explain to me the lack of DNA in all of you guys.

Annabeth : After you explain how to make things float with words and a wand.

Hermione : After you explain how a watch can become a giant shield.

Annabeth: After you explain how you fly around on a broomstick.

Hermione: After you explain how you can travel using shadows.

Annabeth: That's not unusual!

Hermione : Neither is Quidditch!

Annabeth : Actually...

Hermione : At least our boyfriends don't sparkle.

Annabeth : Right!

Bella : HEY!


95% percent of girls would cry their hearts out if Justin Beiber were to jump off a cliff. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you would be one of the 5% who would bring popcorn.


A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

God created man-THEN had a better idea and created women!

Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

The tooth fairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts.

I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours.

It's okay Pluto. I'm not a planet either.

If people were all meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters.

On a scale of 1 to crazy I'm a penguin.

I was going to kill the ugliest person alive but then i thought I'd let your mom live one more day.

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tonight: darkness

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

How come when you mix water with flour, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Hell is full of musical amateurs.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes.

If you had a life you would stop talking about mine

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking

At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. Pretty deep huh?

Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

Its sad your own mom dresses you like that.

Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

Hey you! Yeah you! No, not you, the other guy. You right there! Do you like tacos?

Making us all wish we were blind:Speedo.

Worst time to have a heart attack; during a game of charades.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

"To be is to do" Socrates "To do is to be" Sartre "Do be do be do." Sinatra

You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!

Jesus saves. Passes to Moses, he shoots, he scores!!

I'm not random! I'm just--HEY LOOK! A SQUIRREL!!!

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I stare, I smile and when I get tired I put the mirror down!

Facebook is like Jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know!

Dear math: I am not a therapist. So solve your own problems.

I want to kill the sexiest person alive, but suicides a crime.

I wish I had Dora's parents… They let that girl go everywhere!

I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse!

When a lady had a nice time with a guy, she looks forward to the next moment, and the guy looks forward to the next chick.

I am proud of myself. I finished the puzzle in just 6 months while the box said 2 to 4 years.

I'm not lazy… I'm just conserving energy!

Girls spend the first ten years of their lives playing with Barbies, and the next ten years trying to look like one.

No ociffer! I ain't toxercatered! - My dad

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .

I decided to burn lots of calories today, so I set a fat kid on fire.

I want to merge My Space, Facebook, You Tube and Twitter and call it: MY FACE YOU TWIT.

Just because I'm cute doesn't mean I'm harmless.

If you've ever threatened to exterminate your younger siblings, Copy/paste this on your profile, then grab the weapon of your choice and follow me.

If the dark side has cookies and the light side has chocolate, does the middle have chocolate cookies? Go Middle!!

People who don't know me think I'm quiet...people who DO know me wish I was.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

My mom: It smells like manure! My dad's quoted answer: You just don't appreciate the smell of nature! My un-voiced opinion: Nature smells a lot like cow poop.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects. It's when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is.

Wanna hear a joke? Miley Cyrus.

The below statement is true.

The above statement is false.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

I don't get it...boys think girls are so complicated. Haven't they met themselves?

If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you.

I ROCK! Guitar hero told me.

I tried being normal, but I didn't like it.

There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe.

Flying is not inherently dangerous--crashing is.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music.

Hey stupid! Your sock is untied...

If my calculations are correct...slinkies plus escalator = EVERLASTING FUN!!

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face.

DEATH: the number 1 killer in the U.S...tell your friends.

Three hundred sixty-four days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers. Yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

Your laughing now because your older than me by mere months, but when your 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

When you're in jail, a friend will visit you, a good friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying, "Dang, that was fun! Let's do it again!"

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Being mature is overrated.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . .

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never gotten hit by a dictionary.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.

I'm not littering . . . just donating to the Earth.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruit.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger" And then it hits me.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

Yes I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around my room in my underwear, thank you very much.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Smile: it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

The extinction of the dinosaurs was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

Newscasters are the people who say, "Good Evening," then proceed to tell you why it's not.

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

Dear America, Since you have unleashed on us the horror that is Miley Cyrus, we have decided to retaliate. Its name is Justin Beiber, and no one will be spared. Sincerely, Canada.

We live in an age where the pizza guy gets to your house before the police do.

I'm not prejudiced! I hate everyone equally!

Flying is simple: Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.

I swear Mario is a hobo. He wakes up every day in the same clothes, runs around in sewers collecting coins, and to buy what? MUSHROOMS!

Ever noticed that "studying" is "student" and "dying" put together?

Dear Guy-Sitting-Next-To-Me: Yeah, I see you copying me. But jokes on you. I didn't study either.

When I die, friends will go to my funeral, good friends will cry at my funeral, but my best friend will change my Facebook status to "Chillin' With Jesus."

It's always the last place you look... Of course it is! Why the Hades would I look after I already found it?!

Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia?


Yeah, I'm the idiot who:

Throws mushrooms at a midget shouting, "Grow, Mario! Grow!" &

throws my parrot at my piggy bank screaming, "ANGRY BIRDS!"


if electricty comes from electrons does that mean morality comes from morons

when life hands you lemons throw them back and say make your own dang lemonade!

P.E.M.D.A.S.- Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag!

when you die in an elevator rember to press the UP! BUTTON

95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, copy and paste this into your profile

98% of teens would be screaming and crying if the Jonas Brothers were on the top of the Empire State Building, preparing to jump. If you're one of the 2% who would bring 3-D glasses, popcorn, and gather all of your friends to start chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!", copy this into your profile.

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I'm the 1%)

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you're one of the 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick.


ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash/)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


"The capital of Wyoming is 'W'! :3 "

"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone."


Random Sayings:

Diamonds are a girl’s best friend...because they're shaper then knives.

ADOST: Attention Deficit-Ohh Shiny Thing

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

God made men first, then he had a better idea!

Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we continue flying...on broomsticks.

You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.

Relax. Nothing is ok.

Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.

If you can stay calm when everything around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?"

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive.

Whoever said "words don't hurt" have obviously never had a hard-backed encyclopedia hurled at their head.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Robbers stab you in the stomach. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. Best friends poke you with straws.

Earth is full. Go home.

Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

PMS - Possible Murder Suspect

As I lay in bed looking at the twinkling stars above me, I think, "Where the hell is my ceiling?"

I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!

Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Smile. It scares people.

An overly-positive attitude may not be enough to solve a problem, but it sure ticks people off enough for it to be worth it!

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

Reality is for people who lack imagination.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life? WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?!

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train.

Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS!

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

People say I've lost my sanity, but I can't lose what I never had.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

You're just jealous 'cause the voices talk to me not you

Nine out of the ten voices in my head agree that I'm insane. The tenth is off chasing cars.

The voices in my head don’t like you.

If you think I'm crazy you should meet my mother.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

When your mom leaves you in the car alone for a few minutes, everyone outside immediately become rapist.

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window or break down a door.

I used to have a life but, that was before video games! (and fanfiction)

The evening news always starts off by saying 'Good Evening' and then proceed to tell you exactly why it isn't.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected' make the unexpected expected?

Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is.

The dumber people think you are , the more surprised they're going to be when your kill them!

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Never doubt the power of an extremely pissed off woman

Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.

If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A DUCK!

I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

Brunettes make better psychos ;)

Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.

WARNING: Jumping into toxic waste does not give you super powers

BAD spellers of the world 'UNTIE!

I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but then it gets boring, so I go back to being me.

When nothing goes right... go left.

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.

It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up.

OOOH.. DRAMA! Let's get popcorn!

Do NOT interrupt me when I am talking to myself.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems...

Do it today! It might be illegal tomorrow!

You! Off my planet!

The first sign of madness is talking to yourself. The second is when the voices in your head answer back.

Allow me to introduce my selves.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid

No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me.

And to think you are the result of millions of years of evolution.

There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Not all men are annoying. . . . Some are dead.

Chaos, panic, & disorder -- my work here is done.

Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

Make like a guillotine and head off.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now.

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.

I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...

If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.

All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.

I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.

WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

Best friends know how stupid you are and still choose to be with you in public.

I am NOT saying you’re stupid...I'm just implying it.

Don't try to out-weird me-- I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.

You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

You say 'crazy' like it's a bad thing.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do, kill me?

When in doubt, make up words!

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'? Congress? Thought so.

I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

If the music's too loud...you're too old

When life throws you lemons...YOU THROW THE LEMONS IN LIFE'S FACE AND DEMAND FOR CUPCAKES!

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Please do not annoy the writer. She may put you in a book and kill you.


Facts of Life:

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth 1 billion words.

When taking the SAT, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100% chance of Percabeth.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper.

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth.

All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.

President Roosevelt said, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth."

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth.

There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth . . . just kidding. Percabeth is first.

There are two types of people in the world . . . people that suck, and Percabeth shippers.

Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shipper. (OR but only if the pen is riptide.)

Most people know that Descartes said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, ". . . a Percabeth shipper."

He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth . . . dies.

People have often asked the United States, "What is your secret weapon against terrorists?" We simply reply . . . Percabeth.

Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.


Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, Google

Dear 6,
Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys eat some pretty nasty things.
Sincerely, 7

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear Impossible,
Screw you. I just made a campfire underwater.
Sincerely,
SpongeBob

Dear Voldemort,

So they screwed up your nose too?

Sincerely, Michael Jackson

Dear Math,

I'm sick of trying to find your ex. He doesn't want you anymore!

Sincerely, Everyone Who Struggles in Math


Something everyone should remember: Emmett is the strongest. Edward is the fastest. But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make you feel jealous.

I keep trying to kidnap Jasper but every time I try Alice is at his window with a bat waiting for me. How does she kn- oooh...riiiiight

Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.

It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up.

OOOH.. DRAMA! Let's get popcorn!

Do NOT interrupt me when I am talking to myself.

Do it today! It might be illegal tomorrow!

You! Off my planet!

The first sign of madness is talking to yourself. The second is when the voices in your head answer back.

Allow me to introduce my selves.

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid

There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

Not all men are annoying. . . . Some are dead.

I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips. (I WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT)

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: I'm too old for glow in the dark stickers

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I see regular people! Run for your lives!

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

Smile. It confuses people.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

OK, so you know the speed of light. If you were smart you would know the speed of dark.

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

There is such thing as a glass that never breaks. Its called plastic.

Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry butt out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!"

Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..."

"Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.."

"I'm not a psycho, I'm a freaking retard. DUH"

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Sometimes when I'm alone in a room I like to say, “I know you’re listening” because if I'm wrong then no one heard, but if I'm right then I just freaked the heck out of some secret organization.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

The things you hear about me might be true, but they can be as fake as the bitch who told you.

I AM IN SHAPE. and yes... Circle is a shape...

The weirdest thing happened, I woke up with tears in my eyes and one rolling down my cheek. I knew I must've been dreaming of you. (AWs)

Best friends: we're the kind of BFFs that would laugh at a joke 3 times. Once for when the joke is being told. Second time when someone explains to us. And five minutes later when we actually understand the joke.

Strangers think I'm quiet. Friends think I'm out-going. My BFF knows that I'm an insane idiot.

When you feel that no one loves you; no one cares for you; everyone is ignoring you; and people are jealous of you, you should really ask yourself. Am I too sexy?

So here's to, the crap we talk, the guys we stalk, the way we shop, laughs we can't stop, the gossip we spill, the looks we could kill, we'll stay together, because we're best friends forever!! (this one's for my BFFS)

We're not sarcastic, we're hilarious. We're not annoying, we're just cooler than you. We're not bitches, we just dont like you. We're not obsessed, we're BFF's. (also for my BFFS)

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.

Jesus loves you! But everyone else thinks you're a jerk.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

I bet I can stop gambling.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good

24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... coincidence?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once. Never opened. Small stain

Caution: I know karate...and six other Chinese words.

One minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder those sluts are so skinny?!?

I asked Santa for the sexiest person alive for Christmas...I woke up in a box.

We live in the era of the smart phones and stupid people.

After Tuesday, even the calender goes W T F.

Do you ever get that feeling you're being watched? Because if it bothers you, I'll stop.

Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.

I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and are like: "Hey, what are you doing?" Oh, you know, hunting elephants.

Everyone has the right to be stupid. But you are abusing the privilege.

Everyone brings joy to my house (some when they enter, some when they leave).

ME, sarcastic? Never...

My Ex had one very annoying habit: breathing.

In Mario, what doesn't kill you makes you smaller.

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd laugh and search with them. Yes, I'm just that broke.

Dear haters, I couldn't help but notice how 'awesome' ends with me and 'ugly' starts with you.

No, I'm not lying, but when you look at me like that, I can't help but smile.

That mini heart attack you have when you reach in your pocket and can't find your phone. (Happens to me ALL the time!!!)

I don't care what your gender is, I'm calling you dude!

Me: I'm actually happy right now.

Life: LOL! One sec...

Don't break someone's heart. They only have one. Break their bones instead. They have 206.

Sleep is for the people without access to the internet.

Christmas cards: You get dressed up in clothes that you NEVER wear, to go to exotic places where you NEVER go, to hug your family like you NEVER do, to send to people you don't like ANYWAY!

My friend: Happiness is just around the corner.

Me: The world is round, you idiot!

"Algebra I'm not going to find your X. She's not coming back!"

Please note: Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing.

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain" - Unknown

"Sometimes you just really have to punch someone, you know?"- Unknown

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Never argue with a pissed off me, I'll drag you down to the floor and beat you with a baseball bat.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

(Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in Histroy class.

It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

Don't tell me you're going to rain on my parade. 'Cause I don't have a parade. I have a party!

This is 'evil me'. 'Evil me' locked 'nice me' in a closet years ago.

Question: Do you know who I am?
Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?

You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.

You: OMG did you just fall?
Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face!

Tell me ... is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

You sound better with your mouth closed.

You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

Oh… I didn’t tell you… Then it must be none of your business.

“I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.”

"Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about the cookies?
Come to the light side. We have ICE CREAM!
Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, we're out of ice cream."

Sometimes, I sit and wonder what everything would be like if my life was the Percy Jackson series. Crazy, adventurous, love-filled, and exciting. Then I look at my real life and go "Wow, you really have a crappy, boring life."


Bitch Quotes:

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cabbitch.

Why are hoes like, "Oh, it's winter, I need a boyfriend to keep me warm."? No, bitch, you need to by a coat.

Life's a bitch, then you marry one.

When the smart kid at school corrects me, I'm like, "Bitch, I can burn your house down!"

So, you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch. Well, listen bitch, it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch!

I'm not a bitch, I'm THE bitch, and it's Ms. Bitch to you!

If you don't have anything nice to say... say it anyways. That bitch needs to hear the truth.

Love has made me the woman I am today,and will also make me the bitch I will be tomorrow.

You say I should be straight, I say taste the rainbow! bitch!

Lets face it bitch. You are jealous of me and you hate me because you know I'm so much better than you.

B.I.T.C.H: Beautiful Individuals that Create Haters

The rumors you heard about me may be true. But then again they might be as FAKE as the bitch that told you!

'All girls are the same'? bitch no. Maybe the slags you flirt with and then get rejected by are.

I swept the shelves of merchandise, mopped the floors with savings. Then plowed through the bitch who tried to cut me in line. I cleaned on Black Friday.

I gave that bitch a plunger, 'cause bitches love bringing up old shit.

Sorry I offended you when I called you a bitch. I had no idea you thought it was a secret.

I'm 10% sugar, 10% spice, but I'm 80% b*ch so you better be nice!!!

Smiling at the bitch who hates you.

Don't mess with someone else's relationship just because you can't get one.

I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.

When you're talking to your friend and you stop mid-sentence because the b*tch you don't like, walks by.

No bitch fit, just a fit bitch. Who only drive bitch to make me feel terrific.

Bitch please. You're as useless as the G in Lasagna.

They say love is more important than money. bitch, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?

I'm allergic to haters. Side Affects: May cause me to slap a bitch.

Something to remember: Karma is only a bitch if you are...

Damn bitch. Replace your chapstick with a glue stick and stfu.

That moment when you hear someone call your bestfriend their bestfriend and you're like...Ummmmmmm no bitch. (TRUE STORY! HAPPENS ALL THE TIME! ASK DramaQueen1649 if you don't believe me!)

A fuck nigga, that's that shit I don't like, nah. A snitch nigga, that's that shit I don't like, nah. A bitch nigga, that's that shit I don't like, nah. Sneak dissers that's that shit I don't like. (Chief Keif!)

Facebook: Where bitches bitch about other bitches being bitches.

They say lifes a bitch. Well you should see the look shes giving me.

I wish fire trucks and ambulances played, 'Move bitch! Get out the way!' instead of using sirens.

Maybe Karma wouldn't be so nasty if we stopped calling her a bitch.

No girl wants to be called a b*tch, but once you put the word 'bad' in front of it, these girls feel honored.

Witch, twitch, bitch! God, mother's right, this is World War 6.


This hostage stuff is fun'-Alice Cullen

'Alice had a little too much fun fabricating evidence...'-Edward Cullen

'Does my being half-naked bother you?'-Jacob Black

'Speaking of Italy and sports cars I stole there, you still owe me a yellow porshe.'-Alice Cullen

'Oh how the tables have turned'-Joe Jonas

'Alice is an unstoppable force of nature.'

Emmett: I gotta get home for the game

Alice: They lose

Emmett: Fuck you Alice, fuck you!

I never got my letter from Hogwarts so I'm moving to Forks to live with the Cullens.

Jacob Black eats the Jonas Brothers for breakfast.

I kissed a vampire and I liked it.

Jasper Hale laughs at your mood ring.

Do that again and I will give you a paper cut right in front of Jasper.

I want to LaPush Jacob Black off a cliff.

Renesmee, Jacob made out with your mom...twice.

Our friendship is tighter than the Jo Bros pants.

Twilight without Jasper is to Harry Potter without Fred!

When Voldi kills you, you come back as a vampire...fact!

Cullen Law: Humans are friends, not food.

Eagerly awaiting Midnight Sun!

Warning: The movie Twilight may cause excessive drooling, shock and awe, desire, lust, passion, and quite possibly a heart attack. Summit Entertainment and the owners of this theater cannot be held liable because you've seen the pictures of the cast and know how hot Robert Pattinson is. Enjoy the movie and do please turn your damn cell phones off.


Why do we need school?

Music: we have YOUTUBE for that.

Sports: there's a Wii.

Spanish: there's Dora.

English: everything's shortened anyway (LOL, BRB, IDK)

Math: that's why we have calculators.

Geography: I'll buy a globe.

History: they're all dead.


kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISH! Your wish has just been received. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted


Scary-a.. thing.. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia


Take three minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First...get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure you know the person and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write down the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2 write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write down anyone's name (like friends or family) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8, 9, 10, and 11. (Go with your instincts.)

6. Finally, make a wish.

MY LIST

1. 15

2. 3

3. Seth

4. Kendall

5. Charlie

6. Ariel

7. T'Challa

8. I Knew You Were Trouble

9. American Idiot

10. Don't Push Me

11. Love On Top

Wish: I wish I was a demi-god with awesome powers!!!

ARE YOU DONE?

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is the one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you named in number 5 is the who knows you very well.

6. The person you named in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life.

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...If you don't it will become the opposite.


32 Things That Bougie People Like:

1. Milk products that come from basically anyplace but cows. That’s pretty bougie. I’m talking rice milk, soy milk, almond milk, sheep’s milk, goat’s milk. Why isn’t regular milk good enough for people anymore?

2. Virtually anything artisanal. I bet you they don’t have anything artisanal at the local Big Lots. Why does bougie food need to be so precious that artisans have to craft it before it hath be edible?

3. Regular, everyday foods that get bouge-ified. Like apples. An apple is something that just grows on a tree and you can just pluck it and eat it right there. That’s the point. But did you know that for $30 you can get a singlegourmet apple covered in various artesian chocolates and sprinkles? A $30 apple!

4. Lexus. A Lexus is a bougie car because it’s not nearly as plebeian as a Ford or a Kia, which is worse. But a Lexus is not quite at the level of a BMW or Mercedes. My cousins and I make fun of my mom because she recently got a Lexus, and she is very happy to explain to us non-Lexus owners how top of the line it is. We’re all, “Um, sit down, Bougie Betty. It’s not that hot.”

5. Unpaid Internships. Doing an unpaid internship in any industry is kind of bougie because it means, Hey, I can afford to work for absolutely no money! I know it’s hard to make it in this economy without getting your foot in the door somewhere, but still.

6. Coach bags. Coach bags are bougie because it’s luxury that’s not really luxury. But let’s not get lost in semantics. You can buy them at the mall, so I mean…

7. Ivy League Schools/Liberal Arts Colleges. Bougie people love liberal arts colleges and fancy East Coast schools because it gives them something to casually slide into conversations at dinner parties, which are also bougie. Somehow we think a glorified piece of paper that says you were in this place for four years and had threesomes with a billionaire and did cocaine with a famous person’s son makes you better than somebody who did the same thing at SUNY ONEONTA.

8. Dinner parties. Dinner parties are a bougie person’s wet dream because it’s the chance to show off those brand new Eames chairs (or the IKEA knockoffs, also bougie) and to break out the goblets with the family crest.

9. Private high schools. Is there any reason to have a $200,000 education before you even set foot in a college seminar?

10. Fighting to get your two year old into the most selective pre, pre-school in New York/LA/wherever. I know, I know — the delicate genius must becultivated.

11. The New Yorker. I feel so bougie every time I crack open The New Yorker, which I obviously only read on my iPad.

12. Asking people if they read “that article” in The New Yorker.

13. Art openings. There’s something automatically bougie about trying to explain a work of art so profound it cannot be understood by the lay people.

14. Anderson Cooper.

15. Designer Coffee. I don’t drink coffee, but the coffee drinkers I know take that black liquid very seriously. My friend once tried to order an Americano at a fancy coffee shop in Brooklyn that shall remain nameless. The barista refused. “We don’t make that.” Dang.

16. Brunch.

17. Rose champagne. Because a $500 bottle of liquid is always a great idea!

18. Ascots.

19. Whole Foods. There’s something magical about the ambiance at Whole Foods that gets you thinking, “Everything in here is going to uplift my spirits and make me a much better person.”

20. Electric cars.

21. Organic/free range foods.

22. Foreign languages. Knowing a foreign language is so bougie. Especially if it’s one nobody speaks, like Greek or Old French.

23. The most expensive things in any category. The more expensive it is, the better. $4 juices, $30 apples. Not paying less than $70 for dinner.

24. Opera. Opera is so bougie — the bougiest place to take a nap.

25. Foods that can’t be pronounced.

26. Seersucker pants. I mean, what else are you supposed to wear to St. Barts? Also bougie? Knowing about St. Barts.

27. Season tickets.

28. Anything with a designer logo plastered all over it. Louis Vuitton bags with the LV all over it. Marc Jacobs bags with the BIG label on it. We get it, we get it: you have LOTS of credit card debt.

29. Connecticut. Connecticut is so bougie — Yale, Wesleyan, Greenwich, Guilford. Overpriced antique markets. Beach houses.

30. Caring about the environment: recycling, getting a paper bag instead of a plastic one OR bringing your own bag. So bougie.

31. Lists.

32. Telling people, “I went to a small school outside of Boston.”


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Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer:

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll always picture Haymitch

Whenever someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

Yes, I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire, too

And Mockingjay


THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE BOOK AND THE MOVIE

1. Since when can Poseidon show up outta the water really huge and MADE outta water, then shrink?
2. Why did Zeus and Poseidon have that meeting?
3. Since when does Yancy have a pool?
4. Yancy's name isn't mentioned.
5. Why's Grover black? (no racism)
6. Why's it high school?
7. Where's Nancy Bobofit?
8. When is Mrs. Dodds an ENGLISH teacher?
9. Since when is she a SUBSTITUTE teacher?
10. Don't they start the book at the field trip?
11. Since when can Percy read Greek like *snaps fingers* that?
12. When is Grover such a perv?
13. How come he's not a scrawny little kid?
14. Why does he have crutches?
15. Mrs. Dodds wanted to see Percy because he used his powers. In the movie, she just randomly does it.
16. Chiron throws Percy Riptide.
17. Riptide's not a clicky pen, it has a cap
18. Mrs. Dodds is supposed to turn to ashes and monster dust.
19. Chiron is supposed to take Riptide back.
20. The mist is supposed to affect everyone into thinking there's someone called Mrs. Kerr.
21. Percy's supposed to have a Latin exam.
22. Percy's supposed to eavesdrop on Chiron and Grover.
23. What happened to the Fates?
24. Isn't Yancy a BOARDING SCHOOL? Meaning he doesn't go home at the end of the day?
25. Grover hasn't met Gabe yet
26. When the heck did Percy turn 17?
27. When did Gabe do THAT??? (I will not say what THAT is for the children . . . *shudder*)
28. What happened to "Gabe's private study"?
29. What about Montauk?
30. What happened to the cabin at Montauk?
31. Grover doesn't reveal his goatliness until the cabin at Montauk.
32. Gabe's car's supposed to get totaled by a lightning bolt.
33. Since when does Percy enter camp with Grover?
34. Isn't Grover supposed to pass out?
35. Why does Percy still have Riptide?
36. Isn't Percy supposed to snap the horn off the Minotaur? It gets stuck in a tree.
37. Doesn't Percy pass out AFTER he drags Grover into camp?
38. Why does Grover drag Percy to camp and not the other way around?
39. Isn't he supposed to see Annabeth and Chiron before he blacks out?
40. Isn't Annabeth supposed to be taking care of him?
41. What happened to Argus?
42. Doesn't Annabeth interrogate him?
43. What about nectar and ambrosia?
44. Even though the deleted scene DID have nectar and ambrosia, Annabeth's not supposed to be there.
45. What about Dionysus?
46. The Minotaur horn?
47. Chiron explains everything, not Grover.
48. Isn't Chiron the only centaur at camp?
49. Isn't Grover supposed to be getting judged?
50. Why's everyone older than they really should be?
51. Doesn't Chiron show him the cabins? ALL the cabins?
52. How does he just automatically know Percy's a son of Poseidon?
53. Percy's supposed to stay at the Hermes cabin.
54. He's supposed to be introduced to Luke by Annabeth.
55. What happened to Clarisse?
56. Why didn't Percy become "the supreme lord of the bathroom"?
57. What happened to the barbecue dinner? Percy's FIRST dinner?
58. The sacrifices?
59. Magic goblets?
60. He's supposed to be on Annabeth's Capture the Flag team.
61. What happened to him pwning the Ares kids?
62. What happened to Annabeth's invisibility Yankees cap?
63. Why'd Percy pwn Annabeth?
64. Speaking of which, why'd he gawk at her while she was fighting?
65. What's with Grover flirting with the Aphrodites?
66. His pan pipes?
67. Whoa, what's with the really odd dinner?
68. What's with the nymphs flirting with Percy?
69. Since when does Hades come outta the fire like that?
70. What about Percy's dreams (the one at Montauk)?
71. What happened to the Oracle?
72. Percy doesn't sneak out, he gets assigned with the quest.
73. And why'd he play Capture the Flag right away? He's supposed to be at camp for a few -what, days, weeks? -to train.
74. And he's supposed to get claimed by Poseidon during Capture the Flag.
75. But first get attacked by a hellhound.
76. And since when do they go to Luke for help?
77. What happened to Thalia's pine?
78. Half Blood Hill?
79. Also, now that I'm on the topic, why'd Grover tag along on the car ride?
80. Didn't they already receive drachmas when they set off?
81. Grover's supposed to wear the winged shoes Luke gave, not Percy.
82. Don't they take a taxi to the Greyhound or some train like that?
83. Aren't they supposed to see Gabe on TV THERE, in a store window, not in some hotel?
84. When did Luke give Percy a shield?
85. Or a map?
86. Persephone's Pearls?
87. What happened to the Fury attack at the bus?
88. Aunty Em is supposed to feed them and make 'em drowsy and stuff.
89. Aunty Em's Garden Gnome Emporium is supposed to be OPEN, not abandoned.
90. Since when would Annabeth and Grover suggest nicking some free sodas?
91. Where'd that mortal come from?
92. They don't split up, they get offered a "photo op"
93. Percy's . . . kinda poor ish, how'd he get an iPod?
94. Why isn't Riptide's name ever mentioned?
95. Why isn't the Mist either there or explained?
96. Didn't Annabeth save Percy from being turned to stone?
98. HOW the frick do Grover and Annabeth drive that car through the wall? They're supposed to be 12!!
99. What happened to Percy's dream AGAIN? (this time about Kronos)
100. Didn't Percy send Medusa's head to Olympus?
101. Didn't he steal the drachmas and address from her office?
102. What about Gladiola the poodle?
103. That train ride?
104. Since when do they drive to a motel?
105. And Percy swims in a pool?
106. And they keep Medusa's head?
107. What about the Arch at St. Louis?
108. And the Chimera?
109. And the Echidna!
110. And Percy jumping off into the Mississippi?
111. The whole quest isn't about finding Persephone's pearls anyway.
112. What about the Nereid?
113. And meeting Ares?
114. And going to the Waterland park?
115. And Aphrodite's scarf?
116. Hephaestus' trap!
117. And the Kindness International truck?
118. And releasing a zebra into Vegas?
119. And the Lotus Hotel and Casino didn't have some lotus flower things.
120. It wasn't gambling or an actually "casino" casino, it was a kid's heaven.
121. And they didn't drive a car through the wall (AGAIN).
122. Or get attacked.
123. What happened to the cash cards?
124. And the taxi drive to the ocean?
125. Or meeting that Great White to the Nereid?
126. And REALLY getting the pearls there?
127. Where'd Crusty's Water Bed Palace go? How else do they find the DOA address?
128. The Underworld isn't behind the Hollywood sign.
129. Where'd the DOA go?
130. And Charon's supposed to be in a waiting room wearing Italian silk suits, not just standing there.
131. He doesn't burn some money.
132. He doesn't even GET money, besides being bribed by drachmas!
133. They're supposed to run into Cerberus.
134. Since when is Persephone a total pervert and a flirt?
135. And has pet hellhounds?
136. Heck, she's not even supposed to BE in the Lightning Thief!
137. Annabeth's supposed to use a rubber ball and distract Cerberus.
138. They're supposed to go to Tartarus.
139. The shoes that GROVER is supposed to be wearing are supposed to be cursed.
140. And try to drag him into Tartarus.
141. When Percy meets Hades, he's supposed to have a robe of souls.
142. Hades' Helm of Darkness is supposed to be stolen too.
143. Hades doesn't really want the lightning bolt.
144. Or Persephone (who, again, is not supposed to BE there!)
145. Grover doesn't stay back.
146. Sally's supposed to stay back.
147. The bolt doesn't show up in his shield (which he isn't supposed to have anyway . . . )
148. It's supposed to show up in his pack.
149. Which was given by Ares, who, again, was NOT THERE.
150. They don't go directly to Olympus.
151. Percy's supposed to fight Ares.
152. He is not supposed to have an air battle against Luke.
153. Where the frick is Kronos mentioned anywhere?
154. Percy is supposed to wound Ares.
155. Percy is supposed to have a curse put on him by Ares.
156. Percy is supposed to get the Helm of Darkness back from Ares.
157. Percy's supposed to hand it over to the Furies.
158. When does Percy make a water trident and (supposedly) kill Luke?
159. He (Luke) is supposed to be under Kronos' control, not want revenge on Hermes.
160. Luke is supposed to still be at Camp.
161. Percy's supposed to fly on a plane.
162. He's supposed to go to Olympus alone.
163. He finds out his mom is back.
164. Not Grover, since he wasn't supposed to stay back in the first place.
165. Percy's supposed to go see her.
166. He's supposed to give her Medusa's head.
167. Sally's supposed to directly give it to Gabe as "meat loaf", not hide it in the fridge.
168. When Percy goes back to camp, there's supposed to be a celebration.
169. They're supposed to burn their shrouds.
170. They're supposed to wear laurels.
171.Gabe is supposed to have "disappeared off the face of the Earth".
172. On a completely unrelated note, Sally is supposed to have sold a "sculpture".
173. Then use that money to put a down payment on a new apartment and a semester at NYU.
174. At the 4th of July fireworks, Grover's supposed to say good bye to search for Pan.
175. Annabeth's supposed to explain the fireworks.
176. He's supposed to get his first camp necklace and bead.
177. Luke is supposed to try to kill him again with a pit scorpion.
178. Percy's supposed to almost die and then wake up in the infirmary again.
179. Annabeth's supposed to visit him with Chiron.
180. Annabeth's supposed get angry at Luke.
181. She's supposed to have sent a letter to her dad.
182. She's supposed to leave camp, not spar with Percy.
183. Annabeth doesn't flirt with Percy yet (though, if you squint, maybe)
184. Percy's supposed to leave Camp and go back home.
185. Annabeth has blonde hair.
186. Curly blonde hair.
187. And grey eyes.
188. Percy has green eyes.
189. Grover's supposed to be scrawny.
190. And have curly brown hair.
191. And a goatee (oh, the pun).
192. And acne.
193. And wear a floppy rasta cap.
194. With fake feet.
195. Why doesn't Annabeth act like she has a small crush on Luke? Or at least is really close to him!!
196. Where's her dagger?
197. Luke's scar?
198. And his quest?
199. And since when does Annabeth start shooting at people with sleep inducing arrows?
200. And since when does she roll with a bow and arrow?
201. Since when do they go to the Parthenon?
202. And fight a hydra? That's book two!
203. What the frick happened to the Great Prophecy, huh? Answer me that!!
204. Yo -where is the Iris Messaging??


Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan

Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.

Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.

The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.

Children of rival gods can fall in love.

No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.

Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.

Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.

Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.

The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.

Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.

Jackal headed gods can be very attractive. (VERy, VERY Attractive!)

Math teachers really are evil.

Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)

It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.

Elvis was a magician. No, really.

Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.

Hieroglyphics are fun to read.

A god of toilet paper can actualy be really cool.

Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.


WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
Dont ask for a kiss, take one
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as what a kiss means


Here is Something I found on someones profile page--

I know I'm not perfect,
I know I'm a geek, in many ways,
I know I listen to "Weird" bands,
I know I like to read,
I know I like school, even teachers.

BUT:
I know I have true friends,
I know I'm loved,
I know who I love,
I know I can overcome ups and downs.
And I know who I am.

Anything else you'd like to throw at me?


Why America has some issues:[And yes, I AM American, but STILL...]

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.


Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents, if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts after using this product.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an Amerian Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


Ways to Annoy people at the movie theater:

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! I like popcorn! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino... ect.)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own can of air freshener and spray it alot.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw paper-spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Use binoculars and stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Every time there is a gun shot on the movie scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a water gun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn/peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can hear it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end


THE FOLLOWING MAY RESULT IN SUSPENSION,DETENTION AND ANYTHING ELSE THAT ENDS WITH -ION-

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2.After everything your teacher says ask why continuously.

3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask 'DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG' very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that simply reply,' wow I can tell you're a blast at parties!!'

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream 'THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!'

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, 'Your racist against paper aren't you?!?!'

8. Don't do your Homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn't do your homework say 'I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you're the worst teacher ever' then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say 'PROVE IT!'

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say 'My goldfish died.' Then burst into tears.

12.When handing in your homework write 'this paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds' at the bottom.

13.When you leave the class bow and say, 'May the force be with you, young one.'

14. When the teacher turns the light off start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you scream 'OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!'

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room.

18. Raise your hand and say I totally agree after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow...

20. Speak in French.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume and say 'there was a disturbance'

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well...

23. When your teacher says 'the homework's due now' say 'Oh! Give me a minute then.'

24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelled.

25. Run in the room screaming 'THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!'

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late say 'the queen/king is never late, everyone else is simply early.'

27. When a teacher asks you a question say 'I'm sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.'

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector scream 'AAH MY EYES!!'

29. Tell yourself knock knock jokes then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell 'THE SKY IS FALLING!'

31. When someone knocks on the door shout 'OH NO, THEY'RE COMING FOR ME!'

32. Bring in a 7 year old and says he's your new pet.

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making say 'a nuclear bomb.' (0_0)

34. when your teacher asks you a question just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you're playing a really boring game make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewelery. E.g. necklaces, earrings etc

40. Pull out one strand of someone's hair and yell 'DNA!'

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says 'I am retarded'(some people may be offended by this, if you are sorry)

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what's wrong, yell 'NO I WON'T SNOG YOU!'

44. Yell 'LIAR!' to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger everyday. One day when it's kind of big look at it and say 'It's spreading... IT'S SPREADING!'

47. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance say 'everyone is missing.' Then, if they ask who you are, say 'Your worst Nightmare'

48. When you know the answer bounce up and down a go 'OOOHH I KNOW THIS'

49. When a teacher calls on you say 'Awww, I forgot'

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song.


16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart! I bolded the ones I think are the funniest:

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off every 5-minutes.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares' and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme song.

11. In the auto department, practice your 'Madonna look'.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 'NO! NO! It's those voices again!!'

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here!'

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting 'Go, Pikachu, Go!'

16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: 'Can I have fries with that?


:.:7 Ways to Scare Your Roommates:.:

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."


Take Time To Read Each Sentence:

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is an cat

This is idiot cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

DON'T WORRY... I FELL FOR IT, TOO!!!!


One early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And yet you have the nerve to call me colored" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your profile and help stop racism!


OBAMA BEATS ROMNEY! TEAM OBAMA! ROMNEY SUCKS! Copy and paste this on your profile if you know the truth: Romney sucks.


DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE


On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!


Next Tyler Perry movie: Baby Mama Reunions!


Your Godly Parent is...

ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobia

4/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally. (Ehh.. Pretty good)
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobic

4/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. (*cough slumber parties cough*)
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.

8/10 (OMIGOSH!!! YAY! HADES!)

DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors
You have a green thumb. (No. I have a brown thumb. EVERY plant I've EVER tried to grow has NEVER, EVER EVER sprouted!)
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals. (Yeah! Animals seem to like me!!)
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

2/10

ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

6/10 (I kind of expected it. But I would never be a child of Ares. Children of Ares are...and...then their...)

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. (No. Just...no.)

6/10 (YAY!)

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic. (With words...)
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums. (But I like museums in general...)
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

4/10 (Wow,didn't think I'd score this high...)

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general. (But... NICO di ANGELO!)
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoë Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

6/10 (YAY! HUNTER TIME!)

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

0/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

2/10

HERMES

You like pick pocketing your friends. (You just don't know...)
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

10/10 (YES! PRANKSTERS UNITE!!!!!)

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine. (Don't ask!)
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a goodies.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

2/10 (Thank the gods. No offense, Mr. D.)


Did you know? Before you go to sleep at night there is 1 person from the
opposite rainbow, thinking of you, they want to kiss you, they want to be with
you, they're always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night and they
are longing to be with you. This is all true not fake. If you repost this on
your page within 5 mins, that person who is longing to approach you will
approach you in a month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you but if you
break this chain no one will like you or ask you out for 45 years.


The Eliminators irk the shit out of me. Every time they say something, it make me want to barf. I mean, FF police? Who the fuck runs from the cops anymore? Oh, and how they're such goody-two shoes. Come the fuck on. People, get with the program. Don't you all know that telling people what they can and can't do on FF is annoying. All they go on about is how they're the good guys, and how they're helping FF. Bullshit. If you want to help Fanfiction.net, quit your bitching. Oh, and they're so inconsiderate. I was reading they're forum (Who wouldn't? That shit is hilarious, watching them bitch about the PM's they get. As if they weren't the ones who caused it.) and I came across this post. They trolled (Never would've guessed) and made this person feel so bad, they quit FF. And then they were like, "Who cares?" What kind of asshole does that? I mean, dumb-ass much? PM me if you support the DOWN FALL of the Eliminators! Oh, and the fact that they read through your profile and all that shit just to get dirt on you. Well, here's what I have to say: I don't give a fuck if my story isn't perfect, considering that some of you hoes don't even have stories!


1st twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Nico

2. Annabeth

3. Percy

4. Thalia

5. Leo

6. Bianca

7. Hades

8. Rachel

9. Travis

10. Katie

11. Connor

12. Hylla

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Bianca and Connor? Hmmmm, maybe...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Thalia? Um, no answer.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Hylla gets Rachel pregnant? Then science would have failed me!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes. Mostly (ALL)Tratie.

5.Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Annabeth and Bianca? No, I don't think so.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Leo/Travis or Leo/Katie? Neither, because Travis and Katie belong together!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Hades walks in on Annabeth and Hylla making out. His eyes would probably burn.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Percy is the bad boy at Goode high school, with a freshly broken heart, ever since his girlfriend left him for his cousin. Then, he meets small town country girl Katie. What will happen? Actually, this sounds pretty good... kinda.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Nico/Rachel? Actually, I've read some. Really good. So, yeah.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Hades/Hylla hurt/comfort? DO NOT READ THIS! There's your title!

11. What song would you choose for Eight?

Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would be the warning?

WARNING: This may cause you to be put in a mental asylum do to HORRIBLE pairing. You have been warned!

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Um... A few days/weeks ago?

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

14. "Nico and Hades are in a happy relationship until Hades runs off with Thalia. Nico, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Connor and a brief unhappy affair with Hylla, then follows the wise advice of Leo and finds true love with Percy.”

First, Leo? Wise advice? Give me a break! Hades and his son? Actually, I've seen weirder pairings. But Hades/Thalia? Excuse me while I go vomit. Nico/Connor? Doesn't sound so bad. Nico/Hylla? Hylla, stay away from my man! Percy/Nico? Okay, that was probably the smartest thing said.


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My friend (DramaQueen1649) sent me this by email, and I thought it needed to be posted online!

Complications

Natalie Mervin

Do you wanna know her?
Do you wanna try?
Her life's a little complicated
Let me tell you why,
She feels unloved unwanted
She cries 6 times a day
Her heart is nearly broken
She's in a lot of pain
She cuts herself to feel
That's how she plays her games
She smiles at the blade
Like blood is summer rain

Do you still wanna know her?
Do you still wanna try?
Her life's still a little complicated
Let me tell you why,
Besides her scars from cutting
She's got bruises everywhere
Her mother tends to hit her
And doesn't even care
Her dads an alcoholic
He screams and yells and night
And when he's finally finished
He says she'll be alright

So are you scared to know her?
Are you scared to try?
Do you think her life's a little complicated?
If not let me tell you why,
She screams and cries for help
Maybe a way out
She's trapped in a world of hate
A world of lies and tears
She lies on her bed at night
And wonders "Why am I still here?"
And when she falls asleep
Nightmares haunt her dreams

So are you still scared to know her?
Are you still scared to try?
You think her life's complicated?
Too late that girl died,
They found her on her bed
Her throat slit every which way
They waved her death away
Like it was a everyday thing
She didn't deserve to die
She deserved to live
But I guess when you live in hell
Heaven always wins.

Read more at http://www.bestteenpoems.com/poem/complications#fTm1ghsX8geA7OFw.99

Re-post this to help people going through depression!


ATTENTION ALL PJO LOVERS: I was on a field trip yesterday. While there, you. Will. Not. BELIEVE who I saw: Percy, Nico, Jason, and Annabeth! I swear! little-fox saw them, too! We totally flipped! #truth


How You Know I'm Fucked Up: I laugh, smile and sing along to a song that made tens of thousands of people commit suicide, but I get sad and depressed when I see a dying animal. R.I.P. Owen... May your children carry your legacy.


There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 1:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.


And I'm The Girl

Jillian Baker

I’m the girl, who hides behind a smile everyday.
I’m the girl, who has a tough exterior.
But that’s not who I really am.
I’m the girl, who has a lot of problems,
But doesn’t share one thing.
I’m the girl, who keeps everything bottled up.
Sometimes I just need someone to talk to.
Someone to care about me.
Someone to listen to my problems.
Someone to hold me when I cry.
Someone to love me.
Nobody knows the real me.
Nobody knows what I go through everyday.
Nobody knows what I have to do just to make it through the day.
Nobody knows that I’m the girl who isn’t who I say I am.
And I’m the girl who will cry herself to sleep every night.

Source: Feeling Lonely Poem, And I'm The Girl http://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poem/im-the-girl#ixzz2in1eJ4ZR
#FamilyFriendPoems


Well I, I hardly feel alive

I'm going threw the motions

But I don't feel like trying

- Alexx Calise, Cry

Little girl, don't be so blue

I know what you're going through,

Don't let it beat you up.

Hittin' walls and gettin' scars

Only makes you who you are

-Lindsay Haun, Broken

Do you ever feel like breaking down?
Do you ever feel out of place,
Like somehow you just don't belong
And no one understands you?
Do you ever wanna run away?
Do you lock yourself in your room
With the radio on turned up so loud
That no one hears you're screaming?

No, you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels all right
You don't know what it's like
To be like me

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No, you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life

Do you wanna be somebody else?
Are you sick of feeling so left out?
Are you desperate to find something more
Before your life is over?
Are you stuck inside a world you hate?
Are you sick of everyone around?
With their big fake smiles and stupid lies
While deep inside you're bleeding

No, you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels all right
You don't know what it's like
To be like me

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life

No one ever lied straight to your face
And no one ever stabbed you in the back
You might think I'm happy but I'm not gonna be okay
Everybody always gave you what you wanted
You never had to work it was always there
You don't know what it's like, what it's like

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No, you don't know what it's like (What it's like)

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No, you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life
Welcome to my life
Welcome to my life

-Simple Plan, Welcome to My Life

Lonely, as lost as I could be

No way it's up to me

-Stephanie Bentley, I Will Survive

Mistreated, misplaced, misunderstood

Miss 'No-Way-It's-All-Good'

-P!nk, Fuckin' Perfect

Wakin' up I see that everything is okay,

The first time in my life and now it's so great

Slowing down I look around and I am so amazed

I think about the little things that make life great

-Avril Lavigne, Innocence

Every day's the same

She fights to find her way

She hurts, she breaks, she hides, and tries to pray

She wonders why, does anyone ever hear when she cries

-Britt Nicole, When She Cries

Trapped inside these four white walls

Waiting for someone to call

Something's gonna have to give

And I don't know when

-Full Blown Rose, Trapped

All alone the way she feels
Left alone to deal with all the pain-drenched sorrow relief
Bite the lip just forget the bleeding

-Between the Trees, The Way She Feels


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Mortals Meet by SilverHuntresses reviews
Mortals meeting your fav PJO and HoO characters/couples! Request taken. Nothing M. Preferably over their twenties (high school meetings are so overused) DISCLAIMER: Characters: Uncle Rick Cover: The Talented @-blue-cookies- (Wattpad user)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 58 - Words: 107,109 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 8/4/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Frank Z., Hazel L.]
Mortals and Demigods by DauntlessHybrid555 reviews
This is oneshots on mortals meeting our favourite demigods. Please Review and Fave! No flames please :3
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 28,705 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., OC
And That's How by Malec's Daughter reviews
The cliche mortals meet demigods oneshots. Most of them are most likely not going to be Percabeth because I want to try other demigods. Also, most are going to be high school where people realize something different about the demigods they think they know. *I am open to any one-shots you want me to do. Rated T just in case.* Spoilers for BoO in some one-shots.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,507 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 8/13/2014
Meet the Demigods by SeaSpree reviews
What happens when mortals, demigods, and even gods meet some special demigods? Will mainly focus on demigods such as, ex. Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Jason Grace, etc.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 37,456 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Percabeth Meets World by luluhrh reviews
I know it's been done to death, but I couldn't help myself, so here it is! Percabeth meets mortals and new demigods, maybe even a few monsters! Still, no matter what happens, Percabeth is together to the end... right? WARNING: if you hate Percabeth (though I don't see how you could), don't read this. Read something else. Pertemis or something. Just not this.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,273 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 6/12/2014
Underneath The Blackened Cloak by The Real Princess Pug reviews
Nicole Isabella Volturi is the new princess of the Volturi. Seventy-five years after she was turned by Alec, the Cullen's are to be summoned. Summary sucks.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,895 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Bella, Alec
Mortals, Meet the Seven! by We're All Okay reviews
Has this been done a billion times before? Yes. Do I care? Not really, no. This isn't just Percabeth, though. It's the seven, as well as some other PJO/HOO characters. Be prepared for friendship, romance, and characters being themselves. DISCLAIMER: I own none of the characters, just my OCs. Uncle Rick has all rights to them. Rated T for cursing and possible controversial topics.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 34,374 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 9/11/2014
Olympic Heights: The Siege of Hades by Sincerely Kimby reviews
"I wasn't the hero and I'm not sure I ever will be—but with Percy around, the world seems to be in good hands." Book one of Leila Jackson series. What if the great hero Percy Jackson had a twin sister that he grew up with? Rewind and go back to find out exactly what it would have been like for everyone... Twin sister's POV of the Lightning Thief. Pre/Post TLT AU NOT A MARY SUE
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,007 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C., Grover
From the Outside by Sincerely Kimby reviews
FULL SUM INSIDE "My goal: Get Percy Jackson & make him mine. My plan: Get rid of his gothic cousins Nico & Thalia, and awful twin sister Leila. My price: destory his soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend Annabeth Chase..." Mortal's POV on our heroes in Goode high school. Follow her thoughts as she plans to cause a break up and steal a certain green-eyed boyfriend away. POST TLO AU Complete
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,775 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Mortals: Meet Percy and Annabeth by Annabeth AKA Mrs. Jackson reviews
A collection of one-shots about average mortals meeting (and being impressed by) Percabeth. Ideas welcome, and don't worry about being mean when you review. Because you're gonna review, right? *cue sweet but insanely scary smile*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,673 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Eternally by TinyButDangerous reviews
Carlisle and Esme adopt Bella as a child. She's four, she adorable and she's already a vampire? How that possible? More importantly, how is she still growing? And what lengths will some vampires go to get their hands on her? One thing is clear, Bella will always draw danger. First fanfic in a while, I do not own Twilight. A rewrite of Different with a completely new story line.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,946 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Bella, Carlisle, Esme
Anything Goes In Fanfiction by xXGrayGuitar14Xx reviews
"Anything goes in Fanfiction." Grover said. Nico snorted, "Yeah, I can get every girl at camp, catch you and Percy MAKING OUT by the shed, and can still go to school. Yeah, anything goes in crazy fan's minds. Let's read another one and see who faints next." "NO!" Everyone yelled. Rated T for cussing. Accepting requests for stories the demigods to read. SPOILERS FOR ALL BOOKS! OOC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,158 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Grover, Nico A., Percy J., Leo V.
Stuck Together! by Alvinitty2468 reviews
The Rowdyruff Boys have "captured" the Powerpuff Girls. After not seeing them in person for 7 years, The boys, now living separately, each bring home a powerpuff for their own... Rated M for sexual situations and language
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,452 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 6/25/2012 - [Blossom, Brick] [Buttercup, Butch]
Demigods At Goode by ImagineMCR reviews
So Annabeth, Nico and Thalia join Percy at Goode High School with a lot of suprises, mean people and general bumps down the road.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,241 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Oh, Nico by ChickWithThePurpleGuitar reviews
A series of drabbles and oneshots about all the times Nico can be kind of ridiculous. We all love him, and know he's amazing and awesome and hot and all that, but when you think about it, Nico's still just a kid, and sometimes he just makes you want to sigh and say, "Oh, Nico." These are some of those times. CHAPTER 39- SPOILERS FOR HOUSE OF HADES. 50TH CHAPTER POSTED.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 75,357 - Reviews: 2112 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Nico A.
When I Met You by th3craft3r reviews
Sweet dearest daughter shall turn three, To mark that long appointed tragedy, The waters will deliver him from death, The silver lady will give him breath. He will lose all the ones he holds dear, And She will spend her days in tears. Dreams give them respite from the storm, Until the day their love, reborn. R&R. Extended Chapters 1, 2, 3 & 7.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 83,872 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 4/23/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
Goode Highschool for Exceptional Children by The Artemis reviews
Percy Jackson isn't like other teens. His reflexes are crazy fast. He enrolls into Goode Highschool for Exceptional Children, a school for kids with exceptional abilities. There he meets the popular Annabeth Chase, who's ability is a secret to the student body. As they start to uncover Goode's many secrets, they find themselves getting pulled in deeper and deeper. -Percabeth-
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,746 - Reviews: 3408 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 2,043 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
A Troubled Boy with Green Eyes by HunterofArtemis32 reviews
When eight year old Percy Jackson runs away from his foster home, he's taken under the wing of Frederick Chase and his family. He meets his daughter, Annabeth, and from that moment on, their lives are changed forever. Read as they face what life throws at them and everything in between. AU. Some-what OOC. [COMPLETED]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 71,704 - Reviews: 3234 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
A 'Goode' Surprise by Teenaged Author reviews
Yes, I know, it's another Annabeth Goes to Goode story, and they're going to assure you it's different from the rest. Well, I'm just saying mine is most likely better written and all characters are still demigods! If any are OOC please notify me immediately I do not like it when characters are OOC. It bugs me! R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,471 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 6/3/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Someone Unexpected by PrettyPissedOffBisexual reviews
Instead of Macey McHenry joining Cammie, Liz, and Bex during their sophomore year, a girl by the name of Annabeth Chase enrolls at the mysterious spy school. Join Annabeth as she enters the challenging Gallagher Academy for Exceptional Young Women. Takes place right after TLO and during the first GG book. OFF OF HIATUS.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,200 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Annabeth C., Cammie M., Liz S., Bex B.
Jealousy by WiseGirl1993 reviews
Percy Jackson has always been afraid that the people he loves will leave him. So when he hears Annabeth talking to Piper and Hazel about a mysterious guy named, Harry Styles Percy gets jealous. Afraid Annabeth will like this so-called 'Harry Styles' better than him Percy sets out to prove to his girlfriend that he is way hotter and stronger than Harry Styles. (PERCABETH one-shot).
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 9/27/2014 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] - Complete
The Magic of Interwebs by shkaa reviews
Whatever goes down in chat boxes, stays in chat boxes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 5/15/2012
Myths of a Hero by AtlantaJackson95 reviews
I know... There's tons of these... But I had a great idea! Join the Olympians and demigods as they journey through the life of the Hero of Olympus! Rated T cause I'm paranoid. Percabeth. I won't show any other parings because I won't change the story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,346 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Descendants of Heroes by AtlantaJackson95 reviews
Gaia has been sent back into her slumber. The demigods have returned home. Now, they have been sent to Olympus to read a book on their future. And They will learn about their biggest challenge yet: Parenthood. Rated T for slightly detailed pervertedness.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,893 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Descendants of Heroes: The Last Legacy by AtlantaJackson95 reviews
Within a week after Gaia was defeated and the demigods of the Argo II returned home, a few select demigods find themselves in an empty house with a note from the Oracle of Delphi: It is of the utmost importance that they learn the things to come, or history itself may shatter.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,436 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Leo V.
Percabeth and the Olympians: The Red Oracle by Divine Protector of Mangos reviews
Sequel to Percabeth and the Olympians: the Timely War. Now that Kronos has been defeated, Percy and Annabeth tackle the next aspect of their lives: Highschool. Now if only it was as easy as making mango juice out of lemons. Read as Percy and Annabeth try to fight through the drama of High School and try to find a new Oracle. Let's not forget about their friends. I don't own PJATO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,972 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 10/7/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Rachel D. - Complete
One-sided by ChocolateIsMyDoom reviews
This is the life of the miserable girls who loved him, but just weren't the one for him. This is how they feel, when they realize, Annabeth will take him away from them. "Those green eyes" "You're useless" "You start to fall for him" "Why do you feel this way?" They all wanted a piece of him, but he was not theirs.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,656 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Percy J.
Wife Swap: the Cullens and the McClains by AussieGal20 reviews
Alice and Emmett sign the Cullens up for Wife Swap. The Cullens swap with a very strict family called the McClains. Will the Cullens like their new mother? Will the Cullen kids drive their new mother insane? please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,250 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
I Told You So by Dance4life14 reviews
Annabeth decides to visit Percy at school and has a run in with one of his friends, who also happens to have a huge crush on Percy. Told through the eyes of others! Now multiple chapters!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,175 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
I Did NOT See That Coming by raeganb123 reviews
After Percy arrives back from his quest and becomes praetor, he attends a Senate meeting which leads to an idea to perform a ritual which will make Reyna pregnant with his baby. He wonders how his girlfriend Annabeth will react.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,609 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Percy J., Reyna - Complete
Dancing to the Music by Out of Thin Air reviews
*SUPPOSED TO BE DANCE MOMS/PJO CROSSOVER* What happens when Percy is apart of the Dance Moms team? What happens when Abby tells them that they will be on TV? When Camp Half-Blood finds out? Will he be the laughing stock of the camp? What happens when he is attacked? What happens when the attack affects his dancing? Read to find out!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Dance Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,712 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Percy J.
Annabeth Suprises Percy at High School by Annabeth AKA Mrs. Jackson reviews
Annabeth goes to Percy's high school and meets his mortal friends. Everyone can tell that there is something TOTALLY awesome about their relationship. So, it's basically your typical "Annabeth Goes to Goode" but not too clichéd and no OOC. It's pretty cool and will DEFINITELY be a long story by the time I'm done with it. At least worth a read!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,353 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Hide your phone by Jess Violet reviews
Hint from Annabeth: hide your phone from your dormmate. Percy texts Annabeth, what her dormmate reads. Who decides to reply and find out who this Percy is. And other one-shots. 2: It's about the message
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,079 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Welcome to Class, Renesmee Cullen by oOoXTheLikelySuspectXoOo reviews
Renesmee finally convinces her parents to let her go to a normal school.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Opposites Attract, Right? by Lunarstar042713 reviews
So while the Seven are busy trying to stop Gaea, stuff's going on back in New York. The camps have made peace, and Octavian doesn't like it. Meanwhile he has his orders to work with the so called 'Oracle' know as Rachel Elizabeth Dare. He's manipulative, sneaky and hateful. She brave, and friendly as well as tough. But they share one thing in common,they hate each other,or do they?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,323 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - [Octavian, Rachel D.]
Wife Swap, Cullens and Jacksons by The Writer Es reviews
Percy and Annabeth have gotten married and have four children and Percy's seventeen-year-old half-sister, Kat, lives with them. They *somehow* get signed up for Wife Swap and Annabeth has to switch lives with our (not really) favorite vampire mom, Bella Cullen! Set 2 years after Breaking Dawn and 17 years after The Last Olympian. Some OC's. ADOPTED BY TOUGH GREASER!
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,951 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 10/8/2013 - [Bella, Edward] [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
The Goode, the Bad, and the Ugly by TomBomb12 reviews
Annabeth and Thalia are attending Goode High School. It is a year after TLO, and TLH never happened. Percabeth and Thalico along with other couples later on.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,666 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 5/30/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Thalia G., Nico A.]
Percy Jackson and High School by Emzy75 reviews
Annabeth Chase has been through a lot, but High School? That was a whole new level of difficulty! Join her, Thalia, Nico, Percy and of course a bunch of annoying mortals!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
Goode High School by Goddess of Cookies 4296 reviews
What happens when Annabeth moves to Percy's school?Drama,snobby people,and new friends!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,465 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Twilight wife swap Cullens and Duggers by WonderWomanXD reviews
Emmett got the family on wife swap so now Esme is leaving. Now the new mom who is Michelle Dugger parent of 19 kids comes and finds some pretty crazy children instead of well behaved like she is used to.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,158 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 8/24/2012
When Heroes Are Born by Teenaged Author reviews
A series of one-shots about when pairings give birth to their children. I suck at summaries, so I'll just tell you the pairings. Percabeth, Jasper, Leyna, Frazel,Tratie, and if you feel like sending in something, feel free! NO THALICO! Mainly work just canon pairings, but if there isn't a canon pairing then...Rated T only cause I'm too lazy to change it. Could be K Plus.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,628 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Complete
Through the Years by The Cloaked Witch reviews
Ever since kindergarten, Percy has had a crush on his classmate, Annabeth. This is their story as they grow up through the years.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Camp Echidna (Old Version) by anonymousHippocampus reviews
REWRITE IS COMPLETE. See: "Camp Echidna" on my profile. DO NOT READ THIS VERSION.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,636 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 1/12/2013 - OC - Complete
Thalia's Day Care, Don't Leave Your Kids Here by Lunarstar042713 reviews
I'm Thalia and I'm going crazy. Someone's cursed the camp and the children of the big three have aged backwards. Who or How they did it is beyond me. All I know is that now I have to take care of Jason, Percy, Hazel, and Nico and have to take them with me and the Hunters. I didn't sign up for this but Annabeth said it's for a little while, I hope I can keep my sanity until then...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,921 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Percy J., Thalia G., Jason G., Hazel L. - Complete
Heavy in Your Arms (DISCONTINUED) by FlorenceBradbury reviews
The last thing Percy Jackson wants to do is help out at his dad's mental hospital. At least, until the beautiful and dangerously disturbed Annabeth steps into the picture. Falling for her was easy, but dealing with her disorder is rather difficult. But can Percy alone really help her recover? Can he really save her from her own mind?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,371 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
A Percy Jackson Valentine's Day by Moonstar Daughter of Hades reviews
It's Valentine's Day! YAY! but of course, Percy forgot. As usual. Rated T for absolutely no reason. Percabeth and Sadico and/or Anubico.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Nico A., Percy J., Sadie K., Anubis
Rekindling Friendships? Yeah Right! by Transient Joy reviews
Vampire Bella runs into the old friends from high school when taking Renesmee out to lunch. What she thought to be an awkward conversation turns into something else when her friends show up at the Cullen mansion eager to break her and Edward up. How far will they go until the rest of the Cullens get tired of them and exact revenge? Post Breaking Dawn and very funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,538 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Traitor of Camp HalfBlood by Silverhand9028 reviews
As six new demigods arrive at Camp, betrayal is in the air and one member of the Camp is a double agent for forces of evil. Can the half-bloods solve the mystery before it's too late?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 43,963 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Chiron, Dionysus
The clique (Alternate Universe) by Emerald-Laufeydottir reviews
What if Claire was the alpha of the PC, and Massie had just moved from Florida? The story is better than the summary. No flames.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,479 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Claire L., Massie B.
Raising a Family by annabeth.chasee reviews
A little story of Percy and Annabeth raising a family. All in Annabeth's POV {Point of View} Some fluffy scenes between Percy and Annabeth in later chapters. Annabeth and Percy are a little ooc. Please give feedback(:
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,616 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Jealous Much? by Kayla-TheBored reviews
Grover and Percy are planning on making Annabeth jealous. What will they do? What will Annabeth do? This is a plan for disaster for sure! Set before TLO. - DISCONTINUED. RE-WRITE HAS BEEN PUBLISHED AS "TO THINK OF ME"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,248 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
My Life as a Teenage Olympian God by Tigress Princess reviews
Zeus is tired of all the arguing that takes place in his family.So he decides to turn everyone into teenagers!This smells like drama!Now the Gods are going to have to survive Goode and learn to get along with each other.Can they do it?Full summary inside!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,240 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011
Popular Songs: PJO Style! by PrettyPissedOffBisexual reviews
The parody of different songs. The songs are set from Last Olympian to House of Hades. Read and Review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 8,397 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Dream on a Star by dancingisfun1 reviews
Chloe's best friend, Paige has just moved all the way to Miami to attend Starz Dance Studio with her sister, Brooke. And Chloe decides to follow them. Brooke and Chloe may be falling in love with two handsome dancers, while Paige feels she's getting replaced as Chloe's best friend, and much. More. Drama! A Dance Moms and Dance Moms Miami Fanfic.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,491 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 8/19/2013
Multitudinous by xX3B.r.o.k.e.n.3Xx reviews
A collection of oneshots based upon any songs, any pairings or any characters that you suggest! Read and review! Flames are accepted, but ignored. Yaoi and yuri are accepted as well. Rated T for safety, some chapters are M. Read at your own will.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,729 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 7/18/2011
Percabeth VS Jasper by ArtemisApollo97 reviews
Title says it all, basically. I was bored and this is just a random one-shot that popped up from somewhere. Piper and Annabeth are arguing over who's better- Jason or Percy. THAT ONE.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Piper M., Jason G.
Baby Percabeth by idwir reviews
just to let you know what happens in the end. kind of.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,964 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Meet Percabeth by klainebowsandpercabeth reviews
The first time Percy's friend Jack Davis meets Annabeth Chase. The second time, Hailey Caldwell, a girl who won't leave Percy alone, catches Percabeth on a date. What happens when Annabeth shadows at Goode? Willow Evans meets Annabeth in an... interesting situation. Read these, and other Percabeth drabbles only in this story! Picture: By Burdge-Bug on DeviantArt
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 25,735 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
It Was Always You by MysticxCity15 reviews
Tons of one-shots featuring couples from the Percy Jackson and the Heroes of Olympus series.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Playlist by ShimmeringDaisyFace reviews
Will Solace was bored. Like really bored. So he decides to stir things up a little bit. With some help from the Stolls, he takes the campers' iPods and downloads some songs... Complete! SYOC OPEN FOR SEQUEL!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,904 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Will S. - Complete
Pictures by ShimmeringDaisyFace reviews
Nine teenagers are going back to school after a life-changing war, armed with pictures of their past in their hands.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Complete
Jason's List by ShimmeringDaisyFace reviews
Jason had been making a subconscious list of what he wanted to change about Camp Jupiter since he was a child. From little kid, to almost-adult, this is Jason's List.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Jason G.
Hello by ShimmeringDaisyFace reviews
Paul Blofis knew Percy had demigod friends. He just didn't know he hung out with goths. Or emos. Or werewolves. Or pyrokineticists. Or- Paul realizes Percy doesn't have a specific kind-of-people he hangs out with. He just does. One-shots of Paul meeting various demigods. Chapter One: Thalia
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Percy J., Paul B.
A New Love by jeremygilbert12 reviews
Edward left and Bella was in the woods when the volturi found her. She became part of their coven and finds a new found love with Alec. Jane's brother. She is a powerful vampire and became the princess of Volturi. Edward founds out and tries to get Bella to see that the Volturi is dangerous and not to be trusted. Will it work or not?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Alec, Bella
Percy Jackson? You Have Got to be Kidding Me by LightningRivera reviews
Nancy Bobofit was always labelled the kleptomaniacal girl, fitting the image with messy red hair and wild eyes. When she attended Yancy Academy, she met this 'charming boy who had deep, philosophical problems and hung out with his loser-ish crippled friend.' But when she bumped into him 4 years later...oh my, he was much more than charming.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Percy J., Nancy B.
Zutara Week by Scarlet Elixir reviews
Zutara Week 2010 drabbles. Day 1: Family, Day 2: Change, Day 3: Pain, Day 4: Date, Day 5: Harmony, Day 6: Alternate Universe, Day 7: Storm
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Zuko, Katara
What happened? by Wisegirl13 reviews
Percy and Annabeth meet in kindergarten and become best friend until Annabeth's mom takes her away to California. They meet again but Annabeth doesn't remember Percy but he does. A.U-Last Chapter is up! 8/12/13: My first story. Really horrible. Lol
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,851 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Mark of Athena by lets.read.a.book reviews
This is my first fanfic, so please tell me what you think! My take on the Mark of Athena; Percy and Annabeth's reunion at Camp Jupiter, rescuing Nico, and the quest to defeat Gaea. Complete.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,347 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Jason G. - Complete
Past, Here We Come! by StellaHunterOfArtemis reviews
Kids from the future have arrived at Camp Half-Blood! Who are their parents? How did they come? Join our favorite demigods as they meet their children before they are born.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,540 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Dance Wizards by TragediesPainfulKiss reviews
Okay, so I a a HUGE fan of Dance Moms. And I am making this spin-off thing based on the show except there is going to be Severus and Sirius and other kids in place of Maddie, Chloe, Kenzie, Nia, Brook, and Paige. Even if you're not really into the show I think you'd like it. At least check it out. All rights go to Life time and J.K.R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Sirius B., Severus S., OC
Superhero by ShimmeringDaisyFace reviews
As series of one-shots as our favorite heroes as kindergarteners reacting to the journal prompt of: If you were a superhero, what would your superpower be? Rachel: Psychic
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Complete
Surviving High School by sparx01 reviews
Annabeth finds Percy at Goode high. Drama ensues. What's up with this one freshman? Is Sally okay? Includes Rachel as mean girl. PERCABETH! Chocoholic and Cookie Queen. Slightly OOC. Slightly AU. Rachel's character was played by someone else.Okay I'm back from my break :)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,697 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
It All Ends Here by DanceMoms101 reviews
Chloe Lukasiak and Maddie Zeigler are competing for the National title. Who will win? Told from Chloe's point of view. Features Chloe's dance for Nationals, "Silence". A Dance Moms FanFic
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Complete
The Doors of Death by Teenaged Author reviews
The Fourth installment of the Heroes of Olympus series. I had been asked to go ahead and do the fourth book by my readers of my recently ended Mark of Athena fanfic. I do not know if Rick plans on using this title for the fourth book so do not assume. Rated T for violence, and cause I'm too lazy to change it. DISCONTINUED
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,186 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Percy J., Jason G. - Complete
Love the Babysitter by HappyOwl reviews
Annabeth Chase needs money and Sally Jackson needs a babysitter to look after her two young children, Polly and Tyson. So Sally hires Annabeth. But what happens when Percy Jackson, the eldest son, meets Annabeth? Percabeth, Thalico, and more!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,809 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Outside Watchers by Oblivious.Day'Dreamer reviews
People OC's, mortals and friends watching Percy and Annabeth's relationshipas well as watching the gang's interactions with each other. Possible jealousy, K and up for my minor paranoia. Please review.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,125 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Why Him? by TheDaughterOfHades reviews
Do you even know how Travis Stoll and Katie Gardner got together? Do you want me to tell you my side of the story? Let's do that! :3 Tratie Tratie and more Tratie! Drama, Love, Happiness, Anger, Jealousy and a lots of more! (ON HIATUS)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 50,219 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Travis S., Katie G.
Percy's Bullies by Liana Legaspi reviews
A collection of one-shots focusing on Percy's bullies. Chapter 1: While working at Caribou, Nancy recognizes an old rival. Chapter 2: Clarisse meets a chip-toothed punk. Chapter 3: Sloan meets his old nemesis in unlikely circumstances. Chapter 4: Isabel Gonzalez. Chapter 5: The "Old Sot." Chapter 6: Octavian. Chapter 7: Drew Tanaka. Chapter 8: Gabe Ugliano. Chapter 9: ?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,516 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Percy J., Nancy B., Matt S., Clarisse R. - Complete
Goode High and Demigods by daughterofhorses reviews
Annabeth and Percy are gong to the same school and they don't know it. They are joined by the rest of the gang. Everything is going great until Percy runs into an old foe. With a new prophecy they leave to fix an old fude and save the gods. This story begins at school but doesn't remain there. There is a contest for a new name. My most popular story by far.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 14,530 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Kickin' It With Austin & Ally by Shonashee reviews
When in Miami for a tournament, the Wasabi Warriors meet Team Austin. Now a whole load of crazy surprises are on the way! Jerry and Trish are cousins, Kim gets asked out by Austin, and Jack and Ally are jealous. KICK & AUSLLY!
Crossover - Kickin' It & Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,352 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - [Kim C., Jack B.] [Austin M., Ally D.] - Complete
The Demigod Diaries by ShimmeringDaisyFace reviews
During the winter of the Titan's Curse, Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, and Thalia Grace are voted against death by the gods on Olympus. Still on Olympus, a strange package arrived. This package stirs hidden feeling; anger, romance, confusion and much, much more. The title, you ask? The Demigod Diaries.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
ABC TRATIE by xhiddendreamx reviews
ABC unrelated drabbles of Tratie
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,772 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Travis S., Katie G.
The Silver Linden by ShimmeringDaisyFace reviews
In which Grover trips over a tree root, Juniper has an annoying sister, and a bond over the environment occurs. Written for the PJO Ship Weeks.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Grover, Juniper - Complete
We're all Goode by I Will Always Be His Wise Girl reviews
Percy has no clue that Annabeth transferred to Goode. Annabeth is (of course) thrilled to see Percy again after the long summer, but did she counter in Percy's friends at school? Does Annabeth have competition she was never aware of? Demigods can be mean, but mortals are worse.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
High School with a Twist by StellaHunterOfArtemis reviews
In this story, Annabeth, Percy, Thalia and Nico study at Goode High with each other, with the Gods joining them. Join them in a roller coaster of emotions, confusion and doubt.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,159 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Surprises by Jasam4ever519 reviews
Annabeth goes to Goode High. WHat will Emily percys best friend at goode before annabeth do to try to do to break them up.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Hello Old Friends by SinkingReality reviews
Massie moved to California at the end of 8th grade. Three years later, she moved back to Westchester. Massie has a great tan and has matured. Everyone in her clique left her but Kristen. What happens when she bumps into Derrick and The Pretty Committee?
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,362 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Massie B.
Preferring Brunettes by ElementalPower reviews
The Denali Clan stop by for a visit, but Tanya's mind is on winning Edward. How can Edward prove that Bella is the only woman for him and can she prove to herself that she is really meant for Edward. Takes place in Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,617 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Bella, Edward
Read It and Weep by xLaurenGoesRawrx reviews
You have just revieved my diary. Inside are secrets no one knows about me and my friends, they could be about you. My life has ended for you see this book and my life could not coexist. Who is this? Well, you see, my name is Massie Block.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Massie B.
Campfire by ShimmeringDaisyFace reviews
20 years after the Battle of Manhattan and the Giant War, the new heroes step up, ready to hear the past and learn from the old victor's mistakes. A different reading the books story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Conclusion to Getting it Right by Moonprincess92 reviews
Six years later, I'm still best friends with Bea, still cousins with Al and still in love with Scorpius Malfoy. Oh, and still trying to get it right. My conclusion … oh, I don't bloody know. :Scorpius/Rose sequel to GIR NextGen Complete:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 272,266 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Percy Gets a Surprise by moustachelover14 reviews
This is one of those 'Percy goes to school, his friends don't believe his girlfriend is real, Annabeth shows up' Fanfictions. I know thats really cliché, but its my first fanfic. Read and review, and no flames please.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The New Isabella by AWhitfield reviews
Edward left Bella to fend for herself against Victoria, the Volturi and also her own self-destruction. What happens when, instead of living her life in fear of the Volturi and placing her loved ones in constant danger, she joins them? But who changed her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,476 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Roman by Son of Erebus god of Shadows reviews
This takes place as Percy being a roman demigod. the romance is gonna be between Percy and Reyna the prophecy from the last Olympian will be here either Percy and Reyna or Percy and Bianca will be a couple. rated T for terms of cancer and death. this story was also nominated by PinkWings182 thank you. and Adopted by GalaxySurfer22
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,242 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Percy J.
Our Families Are What! by justafandomfangirl reviews
What will happen when the mortal and immortal families of our Camp Half-Blood counselors combine? Mortal Families come and spend a summer with some of our favorite demigod heros! Percabeth, Thalico (a little), Tratie, and others. Rated T cause i am a paranoid PJO freak! Alos some other genres...family, friendship, hurt/comfort.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,621 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Death is Life by Jenalin Marie reviews
5 years after Bella's transformation, the Cullen's have finally decided to return to high school. Renesmee looks high school age appropriate and joins them. Jacob becomes their history teacher to keep an eye on Ness when Alice's visions start to get hazy, and a trip to Forks running into their old high school gang may lead to some new problems for our favorite vampire family. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,958 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Edward, Bella
Don't Change by kanji tatsumi reviews
Duncan Madison does not like Courtney Mason. Not at all. Nope. Does not like her. Not one bit. Well, maybe a little. Okay, maybe he kind of likes her. Fine, maybe he likes her. A lot. Duncan and Courtney Middle School story. Longer summary inside. COMPLETE
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,687 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
the Boy From District 4 by Book Freakz reviews
Percy Jckson is the boy from district 4. Katniss Everdeen is the girl from District 12. They both fight for their families. They both come from different disricts. They both do what they aren't supposed to do when they are picked for the Games. They both fall in love with the person you are supposed to be enemies with. Now they have to face the games head on. Together.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,704 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Percy J., Katniss E.
The Contests by amycarver2000 reviews
Luke enters a contest to be a spot light dancer on an episode of shake it up Chicago. But everything is not what it seems when Cece's little brother, Flynn, falls in love with Zuri!
Crossover - Shake It Up! & Jessie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Flynn J., Luke R.
How to Be a Heartbreaker by Willowing reviews
Drew Tanaka is determined to turn new-comer Lacy into a picture-perfect Aphrodite camper. But when a certain son of Apollo gets thrown into the mix, will she change her heart-breaker ways and learn that staying in love is even more beautiful than falling in love? Drewill
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,570 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Will S., Drew T., Lacy
Only Yesterday by BreakingSuperLock reviews
It seemed like only yesterday he was holding Donna Jo Tanner for the first time and now he was holding his first granddaughter. e knew that he was going to spoil this little girl rotten and take care of her when her parents were busy. He would tell her stories of her mother as a child and teach her the importance of a clean room.
Full House - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Steve H., Danny T., D.J. T. - Complete
Renesmee's Story by Renesmee-Carlie Cullen-Nessie reviews
Takes place after Breaking Dawn. Renesmee starts High school alone at Forks High. She doesn't talk much so this is bound to get very interesting.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,939 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
The Next Generation by marykate3000 reviews
They weren't suposed to be born. The Stoll children and the Jackson child are tri-bloods, almost as powerful as the gods themselves. So join them on their adventures leading them to the Great Gaea War.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 89,213 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Complete
I'm in Love with My Best Friend by AtlantaJackson95 reviews
Percy and Annabeth have been best friends for years. But why does Percy always get so distant when Annabeth's new boyfriend comes by? Lots of Percabeth. Rated T cause I'm paranoid.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,976 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Cinderella x2 by Percyjacksonfangirl11 reviews
Percy and Annabeth's parents both died. Now, they are left with their step parents. Annabeth lives as a servant in her own home for her step mom, Jewell, and her step brothers Matthew and Bobby. Percy lived with his abusive step dad, Gabe. He was also a servant in his own home. When Gabe and Jewell get married, how will Percy and Annabeth deal with they're cinderella story?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,931 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Showing Off by ChocolateIsMyDoom reviews
"Of course Percy was picking her up on the only day she had history" "the only day she had history with Macey and Tamara Havens, the two identical twins with warm smiles" "'You've got a boyfriend' Macey asked, incredulous." In which Annabeth is annoyed, but not so much, because, heck, her boyfriend is gorgeous, and a bit of showing off doesn't hurt anyone.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Sorting of Albus Potter by Teenaged Author reviews
Just a quick little one-shot about Albus Potter's sorting. Obviously it's a pretty self-explanatory story. A friend and fellow Harry Potter fan gave me her opinion on Albus's sorting before I started this story. Part of her opinion has been included in the story, but you could say that this is for her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Albus S. P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Of No's, Hoe's, and Really Low Blows by i-loveconverse1649 reviews
Are you ready for Drama, Heartbreak, and Sabotage? If you are well this story is perfect. Nessie is in the middle of Jacob and all of his girlfriends and he has a different one every week. Will Nessie get jealous? Or in the end will all HELL break loose? Slightly OC/Vengeful Renesmee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Her Tragedies by ChocolateIsMyDoom reviews
Companion storiy to 'One-sided'. It seems she has a charm that make them lust. She has those eyes that make them desire for her. She has everything. And they love her. All of them. But she does not love them. Read to see the poor boys lusting over Annabeth, while she just has eyes for Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Annabeth C.
Arranged by Ravenclaw Writer reviews
Stoick the Vast and Fergus of DunBroch have decided to encourage the marriage of Hiccup and Merida. But will the pair grow together, or is the truce out of luck?
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,283 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Hiccup, Merida - Complete
What Annabeth Chase Has Become by StellaHunterOfArtemis reviews
One-Shot. Mr Jacob Diaz meets the student he never liked, nor disliked, Annabeth Chase, after twenty five years he last taught her in High School. I wonder what she has become now? Companion piece to 'What Percy Jackson Has Become'.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
To This Day by ChocolateIsMyDoom reviews
'I shook my head in disbelief "You know, you handsome people think you're so amazing. You just don't realize. Since we're three were taught that the important part was the inside. When did beautiful people forget that' In which Percy Jackson deals with Ugly Maddy. Title because of the To This Day Project.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Percy J. - Complete
Reynabeth! by Percabeth-thuke101 reviews
short storys about reyna and annabeth. reallly fluffy and dramatic FEMSLASH! dont like it dont read it. COMPLETED.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,203 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Annabeth C., Reyna - Complete
Highschool for PJO by sissy11 reviews
Annabeth Finally joins Percy at Goode. Percy is the most popular kid in the school. How will Annabeth handle all the cute girls and annoying boys. These two lovebirds are going to need all the help, and reveiws, they can get.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,771 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 1/2/2012
Road Trip!: Tratie Style by Waves of Wisd0m reviews
Being long time enemies, nothing would let Katie change her opinions on Travis. Player, 'stuck up', jerk, prankster... But could one little road trip change it all? Click to find out...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,263 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Travis S., Katie G.
What Percy Jackson Has Become by StellaHunterOfArtemis reviews
One-Shot. Ms Vanessa Roberts meets her most notorious student, Percy Jackson, after fifteen years had passed when she last taught him in High School. I wonder what he has become now? Companion piece to 'What Annabeth Chase Has Become'.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Oh Gods by awesome-demigod reviews
Annebeth and Percy just got married. Then Annabeth finds out shes pregnant!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
White Wolf girl by awesome-demigod reviews
What if Bella got so mad at Jake when he kissed her in eclipse that she phased. What would Edward think? I know this is a bad title i couldnt think of a better one. REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella
Jealous? by WonderinWonderland reviews
Percy and Annabeth are dating and they go to the same high school. What happens when Calypso shows up?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,703 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Goode High Drama by Spirit of Flight reviews
Ten demigods versus one of the worst monsters that ever crawled from the pits of Tartarus. High school. The place where they suffer through the endless torture of school and teenage drama. Will they survive? Percy/Annabeth. Travis/Katie. Connor/Lou. Nico/OC. Clarisse/Chris. The PJ characters are 17 and in 12th Grade. Post-The Last Olympian; Pre-TLH & SoN. I do not own anything.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,260 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 5/31/2012
Together At Last by Hotness-and-music reviews
This is set after that Titan war but Percy never disappeared. Annabeth is attending Goode High with Percy but unfortunately it isn't as easy as she thought, new characters will make sure she has a hard time being happy with Percy at her new School.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 44,799 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Annabeth's School Visitation Day by Spyrite Vesta reviews
When Annabeth, Piper and Thalia are being annoyed by jocks, who comes to help them? Their boyfriends! First Book in Chronicles of a Darknyv. This is rated T for cursing only. Percabeth, Thalico and Jasper. In later chapters, Leyna, Frazel, and OC/OC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,590 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
As Normal As Demigodly Possible by iamamedicaldoctor reviews
Annabeth and Percy just wanted some time to be normal for once, but The Fates had other plans. They have to try to make sense of why a little blonde boy and two Hispanic teens might mean the end of the world. And what in Zeus's name does Athena have to do with it? Old friends, new friends, and timeless secrets are revealed as the story goes on. Art by Burdge. *NOW REVISED*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,641 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Priscilla Jacobs, Daughter Of Aphrodite by Wisegirl6 reviews
Aphrodite turns Percy into a girl, accidentally, and has no clue how to change him back. So, while Aphrodite gets Hecate's help Percy goes to Camp under the name 'Priscilla'. With a war approaching will Percy get back to himself in time to stop it? Add the fact that Connor's in love with Priscilla and this is just a recipe for disaster! R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
High school Reuinons by Dracarys 2.1 reviews
Two-shot of Percy, Annabeth, Thalia and Nico's high school reunions. Totally random! Pairings: Percy/Annabeth & Nico/Thalia. Rated T just in case.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/22/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Nico A., Thalia G.] - Complete
Emo and Jock by zutara chicka reviews
Well the gang is in school Katara, Suki,Toph, and Yue are emo/punk. Zuko, Sokka, and Haru are Jocks. Aang is still Aang. Zuko falls for Katara, but at first he didn't know that Katara was Sokka's sister. Since shes emo he can't be with her cause of the " popular rules". Katara eventually falls for Zuko. But will they ever get to be together?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,170 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Katara, Zuko
What a change by Sazagg reviews
Percy has gone through a huge transformation since he was twelve. How has he changed through the eyes of Nancy Bobofit, the girl who bullied Percy back in sixth grade? A short one-shot, in Nancy's POV. Slight MOA spoilers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Percy J., Nancy B. - Complete
Gods High School Is Hard! by justafandomfangirl reviews
What will happen when the Gods of Mount Olympus attned a year of school at Goode High School withs ome of our favorite demigods?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,881 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012
Calypso's Tale by thetruthfairie reviews
This is the story of Calypso. From when she was banished, to meeting Percy and finally being freed. She want to thank Percy for freeing her... easier said than be done! She will make some new friends at camp-half blood.. and an enemy of a jealous Annabeth! Not perclypso!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Calypso, Percy J.
The Tragic Proposition by Graecus and Graeca reviews
Carter and Sadie are not on very good terms with the gods right now, but they're given a chance to survive. They have to take care of the gods' other problem. The Greeks. Carter and Sadie are given a task in which no one has ever come close to suceeding. Killing Percy Jackson.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Sadie K.
Regular Demigods by PARAMOREROCKS and Hoodie reviews
Weird combination, stupid title, but good story. What happens when the Regular Show pplz find out they're demigods? Awesomeness! But once they find this out, what happens when Rigby gets in trouble for something with the gods that he shouldn't? Will the gang be able to help him? Plz review. Rating may go up. -P
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,704 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Percy J., Rigby, Mordecai
Wanted - Leo Valdez by Reality Hits Hard reviews
How much is Leo worth? Is he worth a Percy? Or maybe a Jason? Two Pipers? Dedicated to azazels or lilliths or whatever her constantly changing penname is now. Won in the Best Humor category of the Phoenix Awards.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Leo V. - Complete
Seaweed Brain Forgets by DazedDoxie reviews
When Percy was kidnapped, the only name he remembered was Annabeth's. But what if he hadn't remembered her? What would have happened? Another installment to my "Cliche's Quest"! A bit of Preyna at the beginning, but it's a Percabeth story I promise!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Peace by Excited-Insomniac reviews
Katara enjoys a moment on Ember Island with her family. Zutara fluff, many years post-show.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
anyone but them! by coppercat100 reviews
really bad at summaries. katniss and peeta are mentors.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 3/31/2012
Deadly Waters by McKennaSuaveDaughterofPoseidon reviews
McKenna and her best friend, Zach, were just ordinary kids until they are both thrown into the world of Greek mythology. Evil has started to stir and it is up to them to stop it. How will they stop it? Who is causing all of the problems in the first place? Join them to find out!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,244 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 1/2/2012
First Impressions by Simply Dorelle reviews
First Fic: Thalia, Nico, Annabeth, and Percy are new at there school. View what some humans thought of having the four secret demigods at the school. Nancy has her eyes set on Percy and Annabeth has a problem with that. Thalia gets a little fiesty along side Annabeth. What do the demigods think of High School? Minor cursing and romance. Percabeth. Read and Review. ONE SHOT
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Annabeth's transfer by curvymomo reviews
Annabeth surprises Percy at Goode. No TLH but the people are still there.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,524 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
When I was your man by Guitarplaya890 reviews
this is a songfic. the song is called when i was your man by bruno mars.
Kickin' It - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
Izzy The New Princess by BlueNosedReindeer1998 reviews
The Cullens never returned in new moon. 200 years later they plan a visit to italy for a coronation of the new Volturi princess. but just who is this princess and why does Aro have a daughter and a grandaughter
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,145 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Darkest Demigod by XxFlickerxX reviews
Nico di Angelo has failed his father once again. So Hades takes matters into his own hands and disowns him. He takes his memories of camp and his demi-god abilities. Now Nico is in an abusive home and is constantly bullied at school. But what happens when Nico's help is needed in saving camp and Nico doesn't even know what camp is? (ON BREAK)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Nico A.
We Go To Goode by ASingleWildFlower reviews
Annabeth, Thalia, and Nico go with Percy to Goode High School. Set in between The Last Olympian and The Lost Hero.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.]
Rule Breaker by Claire8216 reviews
Travis tells off Katie for breaking the rules...what will come of it? Tratie one-shot! Rated T for suggestive content
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Me Too by Claire8216 reviews
Sometimes two little words can make up for those three big important ones. Tratie One-Shot. Pretty Fluffy. Based on the song "Me Too" by Toby Keith. Rated T for a little bit of suggestive content and adult language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Gods in Goode High School by TheQueenofBooks1000 reviews
Zeus turned everybody into teenagers to teach them a lesson. What will happen when they go to Goode with Percy and the other demigods? Read and find out!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,433 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Zeus - Complete
Stoll vs Jensen Part Two by TheFutureAuthor98 reviews
A continuation of Stoll vs Jensen. What will happen now that the Stolls are on Wife Swap?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
Percy is Oblivious by This Girl is on FIRE reviews
Percy and Annabeth are on a date, but a flirty waitress keeps hitting on Percy. Percy doesn't realize it, but Annabeth does. What's a girl to do? DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Talk by AnnabethLuna reviews
Malcolm and Percy have a talk.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Malcolm, Percy J. - Complete
Bittersweet by XxRaindr0pxX reviews
Nancy's view on Percy's disappearance (a.k.a his quest). Oneshot. Set in the first book.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Nancy B., Percy J. - Complete
Legacies by ArtemisApollo97 reviews
Annabeth and Percy's children, Leo and Louisa's (my OC- Percy's twin sister) children, living the day to day life as children of demigods. From school ground bullies to monsters on the loose, they face them! It's better if you read it! T for language! I don't own PJ and co, but OCs are mine (obviously)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,162 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012
New Demigods by Vyvyvavoom reviews
Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, Bianca, and Nico are going to Goode High School to recruit new campers. They each have to find one new demigod and bring them safely back to Camp Halfblood. Takes place after The Last Olympian
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,846 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Annabeth C., Bianca A., Percy J., Thalia G.
Gravity Falls Truth or Dare by Tabbypie101 reviews
Just another Truth or Dare story.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,317 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012
You wish by missnluvschocolate reviews
Annabeth misses Percy. She doesn't know that he is transferring to her school. When he surprises her at school, everyone is shocked. But not as shocked as mean girl and most popular girl in school, NANCY BOBOFIT? Nancy goes for Percy, Annabeth gets mad. Oooooooooooh!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Annabeth C., Nancy B.
New Girl - Dance Moms by dancemomsfanfics reviews
Will the original 7 ever be the same again? A dance moms fanfiction! (: Hope you enjoy it!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 12/25/2012
The Boyfriend by AnnabethLuna reviews
The cliche: Annabeth's private-school friend finds out that Annabeth has a boyfriend. The twist: This mortal already knows Percy Jackson, from long ago. Nancy Bobofit makes a reappearance!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 102 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Nancy B. - Complete
I knew you were trouble by RenaSenpai reviews
"G" my love, my boyfriend.. The guy I always wanted since I saw him. Rocky warned me, but I didn't listen. The memories flood through my head as I cry in a heap on the ground in the remains of a party. BTW: this is Cece Jones. (I used to be bluehuskybaybee) I knew you were trouble by Taylor Swift. Song-fic Now accepting song requests for next story
Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2012 - CeCe J. - Complete
Goode for Demigods by Blupe reviews
The war is over and Percy will be attending Goode for his Junior year, but thank's to Chiron, so will half of the camp. And because Percy's luck is just that good, it isn't long before the drama starts. Can he balance Annabeth, his friends, and still get a passing grade in English? Disregards the Heroes of Olympus. My first story. Kinda crappy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,453 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
My Crazy Best Friend by theGIRLwhoREADStooMUCH reviews
Eric thinks that his best friend Pery Jackson is crazy when he turns down a date from the hottest girl in school. But he soon finds out that Percy has a very big reason to turn down any girl who asks him out. Basically Percy's mortal friends meet Annabeth and some other kids from camp. PERCABETH rules, please read and review but no flames!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
What Just Happened? by theGIRLwhoREADStooMUCH reviews
Harper spends most of her time trying to pass her classes and drooling over Justin Hunter. But when Justin asks out her best friend Annabeth certain secrets that Annabeth had been keeping quiet come into the light; and they have a lot to do with a certain black haired hottie. Basically one of Annabeth's friends gets to witness the epicness that is PERCABETH! PLease leave a review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
One good reason by icy snowflake33 reviews
calypso is back and wants Percy but he has Annabeth if he doesn't have a good reason of why he released her then he and Annabeth have to break up forever.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Of Jealousy and Earth Girls by Almost Genius reviews
Aseefa's was always prepared for anything. That is, until Sheen came in and turned her life on its head. Now, she's developed some... romantic feelings for him. How can she possibly cope with him talking about some girl from Earth, some Libby, that Aseefa knows she can't compare with? Aseefa/Sheen (slightly one-sided), Libby/Sheen (mostly implied)
Planet Sheen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Sheen, Aseefa - Complete
Princess? What is goin on! by amber-rita reviews
After NM, Bella goes to the Volturi and becomes a vampire...better summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Bella, Caius
The Mark of Athena by HecateA reviews
If Percy and Jason had thought that climbing mountains and glaciers was hard- it's because they hadn't tried reuniting natural enemies with only the two of them who fully agree with everyone else on both sides. What I had on Fanpop.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 389,210 - Reviews: 2179 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Complete
Then You Came Along by omgitsadrakonrun reviews
Percy gets a new roommate. What he didn't know is that she's a girl. A gorgeous girl. High school drama, dark family secrets and Percabeth. Camp Half-Blood characters involved.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,002 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Of Angry Mobs and Flirty Aphrodite Girls by Don'tThinkTheyKnow reviews
In which Percy gets flirted with and Annabeth gets (slightly) jealous. This is my first ever fanfic, so please review and critique. OneShot. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
50 Reasons Why I, Athena, Am Better Than Poseidon by Silvershine Moonlight reviews
Sequel to '50 Reasons Why I, Poseidon, Am Better Than Athena'. Plz R&R! Plz forgive cuz it's short...:) [One-Shot] [COMPLETE]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Athena - Complete
The Difference Between British and American Demigods by PrettyPissedOffBisexual reviews
This COMPLETE oneshot happens during TLH. Basically, Annabeth gets a new British sister, and is confused by her slang. COMPLETE, and dedicated to Time.To.Vaporize.A.Maths.Teach
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Annabeth C. - Complete
A is for Ample by Allstarry707 reviews
Percy and Annabeth, they were best friends, and that was always enough. As we watch them grow up together, feelings change, but some things will always remain the same. In the end, it was more than enough—with a little leftover. Percabeth. Growing together. One shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,900 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Cullen Wife Swap by randomper88 reviews
Wife Swap... Cullen Style! Please enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,346 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Complete
They Found Each Other by Her Clear Skies reviews
Would the trio be the same if they started dating? Would they still act the same? Would they make out randomly in front of her? Or ask her to leave them alone? Could Chyna handle losing her best friends to each other? This story is really cute I promise! WARNING: You will feel a warm and fuzzy inside after you read this story!
A.N.T. Farm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Olive D., Fletcher Q. - Complete
Cabin Three by 11Unknown11 reviews
Jason, Piper and Leo are anxious to find out what the so said legendary Percy Jackson did. What happens when they decide to sneak into his cabin? Disclaimers: I do not own anything.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Jason G., Thalia G. - Complete
Old Friends-and enemies by ChocolateIsMyDoom reviews
Many people go unnoticed by heroes. Many become just part of their tragic backstory. And yet, Percy Jackson continues to be different. Read on as he meets people, he thought long forgotten...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Surfaced Memories by ChocolateIsMyDoom reviews
"Percy Jackson?" she said at the same time he said "Nancy Bobofit?" Nancy is just walking down her street, when she sees a raven haired boy with green eyes. She seems to know him. One-shot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Nancy B., Percy J. - Complete
Clash of the Novels by gaburple reviews
Percy, Annabeth and Grover goes undercover as High School students in Woode's High in New Orleans. Monsters filled the area, and a certain demigod is in trouble. They meet different kinds of people. Sassy girls ruled the school, and that's the problem, one of them is falling for Percy. Annabeth thinks she'll lose him soon. Percy will know a secret that would change his life forever
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Jason and Piper: Green Monsters by missJasperFan reviews
Jason's a little jealous of Piper's admirer. Cute Fluff :)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Jason G., Piper M.
Love Like Woe by SkittleFlavoredGleek reviews
Daphne Dawn just wanted a normal life with her two best friends, Percy Jackson and Grover Underwood. But when they take a trip to a museum, her whole world flips. She finds out things that she never would have without that trip;the Greek gods are real, she's a demi-god, and she has a crush on Percy.But once she gets to camp, strange things happen.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,739 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Percy J.
Gale in D12 by Annie Flickerman reviews
Gale returns to District 12 after many years of avoiding the place, only to find quite a surprise.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Gale H., Katniss & Peeta's daughter
The Next Generation: A Jacob and Renesmee Story by Weathergirl427 reviews
Renesmee in old enough to go to high school. She struggles to figure out friends, enemies, and boys. Does Jacob like her that way? What about that boy in band? Starts in high school and will end sometime in her adulthood.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,976 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
It's The Little Moments That Full A Scrapbook by MusicalCurls reviews
A high school scrapbook of stories. A whole bunch of mainly Percabeth one-shots/two-shots etc. As we all know, high school is its own type of battlefield.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,913 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
My little stalker by HappyOwl reviews
Lily is Percy's neighbor, but also his mini stalker, looking every day to him through the door. What does she do when she meets Annabeth and her lie goes wrong? Between TC and BotL. Now a two-shot. First story ever!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Percy Jackson Soundtrack: Leo and Piper by xyourgrammarsucksx reviews
Soundtrack for various characters. Percy Jackson owned by Rick Riordan. Game type thing, I suppose? I got this from someone. So no credit for the idea either. :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Leo V., Piper M. - Complete
Lunch Time with Seven Year Old Percabeth by Blupe reviews
"Why would you want to eat carrots?" "Why would you want to eat celery? "Because I hate carrots more than I hate celery." "..." "..." "These carrots are gross!" "Told you so."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Crushed and Created by lightmyfire2254 reviews
What if Chloe was the featured dancer, the favorite one? What if Maddie was pushed to the edge of the dance floor? What if Melissa pulled Maddie from the studio and took her to Miami where she would meet the stars of a century? Dance Moms Story.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012
Daughter of a Goddess by RandomStories101 reviews
There's a new kid in school... he's a little different... what could happen.. find out ;) [RATED T, JUST IN CASE] Percabeth ! :)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,746 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
I Know I'm Right by AnnabethLuna reviews
Hermione and Parvati share a moment during Ron and Lavender's . . . er . . . relationship. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Hermione G., Parvati P. - Complete
New Life by writingfreak777 reviews
Percy goes on a quest and is gone for 2 years. When he comes back he finds himself a hit with the girls at Camp Half-Blood. Annabeth is happy to see him, but since he was gone so long, he moved on. None of the girls are happy about Percy's new girlfriend.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,654 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Welcome Back Gale! by SchoolGirl123 reviews
Gale comes back to District 12 with his son hoping to win Katniss back only to find out she is married to Peeta, has two kids, and his son is dating their daughter. What can go wrong? Everlark is in this Please review!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Katniss E., Gale H., Peeta M., Katniss & Peeta's daughter - Complete
You can't escape high school by ToffyApple reviews
Annabeth is upset because her father is making her live with him and not the Jackson's, so Percy surprises her by enrolling in her school. He ends up having to fight for her. Major Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Best Man by AnnabethLuna reviews
Harry and Ron give their speeches at the other's wedding. Filled with laughter, tears, memories, and new hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
When Camp Godling Finds Out by Icaneatpopcorn reviews
Percy and the gang thought they would finally have a peaceful summer vacation at Camp Half-Blood. Little did they know, they've been spotted by a camp much stronger than theirs. And for that other camp, they want their honor back.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,595 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011
OH C2 by ShimmeringDaisyFace reviews
OH C2
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Esperanza V., Leo V.
Reunions Suck by Trident449 reviews
Annabeth and Percy used to go to Goode together, just after the Titan War. After graduating, they broke up because of a misunderstanding. When they see each other at their ten-year high school reunion, will their feelings be rekindled? Or will they have changed too much? Percabeth. Percy/Annabeth POV.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
After the War by HowlOak reviews
Percy and Annabeth find themselves apart after the Titan war, she's stuck in San Francisco while he's in New York. They both go to high school separately, for now. But Aphrodite won't let her favorite demigod couple stay away from each other for long… It will become the normal 'Annabeth surprises Percy at high school,' but starts earlier. PERCABETH
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,445 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Second in a Series by Emories reviews
Percy's sophomore year isn't getting off on a great start, but with Annabeth as his girlfriend, and being the star of the swim team, he begins to escalate up the social ladder, and maybe high school won't be so bad. After TLO, prior HoO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
And We Thought We Were Normal by Teenaged Author reviews
Jaycee Carter. Normal 13 year old girl, right? Wrong! Her life's been weird since the day she's been born, and now it's just gotten weirder. Connor/OC, Tratie, Percabeth. Things have strayed from where I originally was taking it, so it doesn't match up with certain facts, or things I may have said in early A/N's that I don't feel like going back to edit.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,951 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - [Connor S., OC] - Complete
Slaves For A Week by arKlight.RevIsion reviews
My Sequel to "Who Ever Said That Sleepovers Were Boring?". Bast, Atalanta, and Drea lost, and now Thalia, Zia, and Iris have some new slaves. What will happen? Hilarity ensues, break-ups are started, and Zia gets even with Atalanta. Oh no! This is going to be one very hectic week. Chapter two is up! This is probably a SYOI story, so start submitting ideas, people!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Nico A., Sadie K.
Searching for the Heir of the Time Lord by arKlight.RevIsion reviews
Sequel to Chance Meeting. Carter and Sadie find a prophecy, which tells of the only possible demigod son of Kronos. Now, they go on a quest to find him, before the other Titans do, and use him to destroy the gods. But what will happen? Review please.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,839 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Nico A., Sadie K.
Graveyard Adventures Not Really by Spirit of Flight reviews
"Who are you?" she demanded, pointing her staff at him. "Nico di Angelo. You?" he gripped his pure black sword tighter. "Sadie Kane." When they told him that Brooklyn was bad, he didn't think they meant a whole other pantheon of Egyptian gods. Possible Nico/Sadie/Anubis. Carter/Zia. Percy/Annabeth undertones. Post-The Last Olympian; Pre-TLH & SoN.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Nico A., Sadie K.
Bella's Choice by OnceUponASunsetDream reviews
After jumping off the cliff with the intention to live the last moments of her life with a hallucination of Edward, Bella was saved by someone unexpected. Now years later her past life comes to meet her present life with her Lady and her near-immortal sisters. Twilight Percy Jackson Crossover.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Percy goes to James King High by Son of Erebus god of Shadows reviews
Percy Jackson Is A Son Of Hades In this Story, he is going to visit his girlfriend in at her High school James King High, full summary inside i am looking for a beta for this story. because my other beta is very busy. just doing my other story and i dont want to put the extra weight on his shoulder's. leave me a review telling me if i miss spelled anything,
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Percy J.
Memories Come and Go by mysticstargirl reviews
Percy Jackson remembers everything from his past life, thank GOODNESS. Unfortunately, Aphrodite decides she's bored. And so, we are plunged into the confusing world of Greek Mythology. With a Percy Jackson that remembers everything. Except. For. Annabeth. Oh, JOY.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Complete
A Good Listener by Goddess of the Multiverses reviews
Annabeth's face turned a deeper shade of red and she looked away, hoping to hide it. Reyna grabbed her chin. "You don't have to hide your face from me," she whispered. The blonde felt her mouth open slightly as she stared into Reyna's dark browns eyes, getting lost in the deepness. Before Annabeth knew what was happening, they were kissing. Reynabeth. Femslash. One-shot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/15/2012 - [Reyna, Annabeth C.] - Complete
Wait What did We Just Explode? by smartone101 reviews
The sequel to "Wait- I'm a Demigod?" Khristi, Naomi, Michael, and the Stolls are back for another summer of pranks, explosions, romance...oh, yeah, and saving the world. T just in case.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,594 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Michael Y., Connor S. - Complete
Combinding magic by chemicaldaisy reviews
Sadie, Carter, Zia, and Walt head on another adventure when Zia's birthday goes amiss. they all agree it has something to do with the strange forces from Manhattan and set out to find out, meeting Percy Jackson, Jason Grace and gang. PLEASE REVIEW! :D
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,392 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012
New York, New Ally by HeatherR5 reviews
Austin left to go on his world tour. Ally left to move to New York. Trish and Dez stayed behind. When Austin returns to Miami, he wants to see Ally, but when he meets the new Ally, will he still care for her as a friend? Or will it be something more than friendship?
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Ally D., Austin M.
The New Kids by klainebowsandpercabeth reviews
Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Thalia Grace and Nico di Angelo are going to Bailey High School to search for demi-gods, since the satyrs can't handle them all. Join them as they deal with monsters and angry goddesses, while avoiding mortal drama.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,825 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Demigod ParentTeacher Conference by klainebowsandpercabeth reviews
Title says it all! Go through teacher's POVs on Parent/Teacher Conference night, as they meet all our favorite demigods and their kids.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Thank You Winne by Lycans Are Gods Gift To Furrys reviews
Johnathan and Mavis thank that the little pup for helping reunite them -oneshot-
Hotel Transylvania - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Complete
Twelve Olympians Academy: the New School by BlueCottonCandy839 reviews
There's another version of camp Half-blood, it's a school. Lucille Jackson, daughter of the It Couple, attends this school. Follow the next generation of half-blood through adventures, romance, laughter. Rated T just in case! R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,418 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010
Meeting Calypso by didnotthinkofthat reviews
Annabeth, Percy, Leo, Jason, Piper, Hazel and Frank are in New York, and suddenly they meet Calypso. How will Annabeth react on that? One shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Annabeth C., Calypso - Complete
Of Math Sessions and Love Lessons by TalkingSheep reviews
Percy and Annabeth, two strangers brought together in simple incidents leading them to dislike each other. But what happens when Annabeth is hired to tutor him? And when their crushes start going out together?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,313 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Lost Hero Trio Reads The Lightning Thief With The Gods by Boomboomshark8 reviews
Jason, Piper, and Leo are wondering about Percy Jackson. What did he do to become famous? When they arrive on Mount. Olympus with a couple of friends to read Percy's story trouble occurs. Will Jason become jealous of Percy? Will Athena approve of Annabeth's relationship with Percy? Will Zeus try to kill the baby Percy who suddenly appears? Total PERCABETH! Read T
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Mark of Athena by Flamepaw reviews
The 2,000 reviews reedited version! Rewritten for awesomeness. See A/N at the end of this story for more details. I hope everyone enjoys the real Mark of Athena when it comes out on Tuesday. Happy reading :)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 97,843 - Reviews: 2159 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Jason G., Reyna - Complete
Rekindled by Hounds of Anubis reviews
Gale is tired of being away from Katniss. But what happens when he comes back? Everything is stirred up all over again.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Gale H.
Wife Swap Jackson vs Goldberg by Mosspool123 reviews
Our favorite Hero and Heroine are on Wife Swap. Rated T for cursing in later chapters. Disclaimer: I do not own Wife Swap or Percy Jackson I only own my oc's I also don't own any bands or music mentioned.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Annabeth C.
High School For Annabeth by AliceArtemisOliveTheodorakis reviews
Annabeth was thinking about them. These girls are obsessed... prevousily moolalathefrenchcow
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Annabeth C.
Ravyn by The Haze of Nightmares reviews
Ravyn is the daughter of Percy and Annabeth, and is reflecting on her father and the mother she never knew, review if you want more
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Percy J.
Kite Flying by LauraAlison634 reviews
Based on a dance from Dance Moms. Seven girls in the children's ward at a mental institution.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Complete
Hate you too by Jess Violet reviews
Travis has three stupid idea's, following each other closely. First: he goes to New York, to Katie's school, finally going to tell her how he feels. But coming there, he meets an old foe who will try everything to break Travis and keep Katie away from him. Better than it sounds, just give it a try.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,399 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
A Walk in My Best Friend's Shoes by Rockyrocks919 reviews
What happens when someone causes Percy and Annabeth to switch bodies over Labor Day Weekend? How will they get back to normal? Not to mention what happens at school when someone starts flirting with "Annabeth" and "Percy" has to deal with bullies, as well as the fact that they can't stop arguing with each other. Who knew it could be so difficult to live your best friend's life?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,388 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Gale by KatnissHG2002 reviews
When Gale comes back after 2 years he wants Katniss back. What will happen when she says no? Katniss POV. PLEASE REVIEW RATED K MAYBE GO INTO K
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Gale H., Katniss E.
The Double Life of Sarah Saturday by chemicaldaisy reviews
You'd think that being an all-powerful magician and Demigod would make life a bit easier, right? Well, you'd be wrong, it just makes it a whole lot harder to control yourself and not turn your best friend to a pile of sand. OH, did i mention my dad is the Greek war god and that my mom was exiled from the house of life! Yeah, i doubt i can get out of this with a doctors note...
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,199 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012
Things That Drew Shouldn't Do by Intelligent Goddess 371 reviews
The bratty daughter of Aphrodite, also known as Drew, thinks that she's perfect. But is she? Yeah right. There are some things that she shouldn't do.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Drew T., Annabeth C.
Mark of Athena Reunion by Oblivious.Day'Dreamer reviews
Different scenarios for the reunion that should have been in SoN. Percy/Annabeth Jason/Reyna/Piper and Frank/Hazel/Leo-Sammy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,896 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Aro's Baby Girl by iLoveStrawberryAndFreesia reviews
Bella is Aro's half breed daughter. Her papa's figlia preziosa. And no one could hurt her without dealing with him first. What would happen if she goes to Forks, and meet the Cullen clan? What if Edward leaves her, in the middle of the forest no less? Her papa certainly won't be happy. AU. (Undergoing Major Edit)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,301 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Alec, Bella
It's Always Good In 'Goode! by CimFan reviews
Annabeth goes to 'Goode', but this time everything is different. Everyone is IN CHARACTER, not unlike the other stories of this kind. New secrets are revealed. Read to find out. Enjoy! Might change the rating later.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,212 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
I Don't Want to Hang Up by Innoverse reviews
During the Son of Neptune, Percy made that sweet momma's boy call to his mother. But what if not only had Percy called Sally, but Annabeth as well? And what if Annabeth had picked up? Percabeth, one-shot. Pretty sad, unless you have a heart of stone.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
PERCABETH LOVE STORY by 39 percabeth clues reviews
FIRST FANFIC PLEASE- The story continues from the underwater kiss they had at the end of PJO and sex after a few Chapters and a good romance story R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,352 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Renesmee's New Story by traversing reviews
Renesmee finally goes to high school, and meets a girl named Nikki. She's holding a secret, and Renesmee wants to know what it is. OC is used, Renesmee/Jacob, Percy/Annabeth. R&R
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie
The Words of a Woman by HopelessDove reviews
AN/ I'm a girl, and when I saw the list of the nine dangerous words a girl uses, I laughed. Because its TRUE! My newest story is Travis explaining these words, using experiences of his to help everybody understand. Don't forget the other guys, they will be putting in their two cents as well! Tratie, Percabeth, Perachel, Jasper, Leyna, Frazel. I recommend guys out there read this.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Travis S.
Just Seaweed Brain and Wise Girl by WaterWisdom7799 reviews
What happens when Percy and Annabeth go out for their anniversary and accidentally meet a guy who flirts with Annabeth? Will Percy be able to take it? Or will it break them apart? What will happen to their relationship?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Cheesy PickUp Lines by HunterofArtemis32 reviews
The title says it all. Percy does pick-up lines and Annabeth gets annoyed. Four times Percy annoys Annabeth with these cheesy lines, and one time Annabeth gets Percy. Beware of corniness and fluff. Enjoy fans!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Her New Life by countingfaultsinourstars reviews
Nancy Bobofit has always lived a normal life, but she's not a normal girl. Her life is flipped upside down when she started attending Goode High and is soon whisked off into the world of Gods and monsters. To make things worst, her old enemy becomes her new crush. A little Aphrodite magic mixed in with Camp Half-Blood, and you have, the life of a demigod. / PERCABETH
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,386 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Nancy B.
Caller ID by iLOVEsmellymarkers reviews
"Everyone noticed the phone go off. Everyone noticed that it was Annabeth's phone. Everyone noticed how weird that was. Annabeth never used her phone. Like never ever EVER. She says she has it for emergencies, but for what kind we have no idea. 'Who is it' Leila asked. Alyssa checked the Caller ID."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Your Obvious is Showing by iLOVEsmellymarkers reviews
Hey guys this is about how Percy comes to Annabeth's school and its so obvious they have something special even mortals can tell! This is after the Titan's Curse and some things aren't right like where Annabeth lives. I do not own PJO Rick Riordan does.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,496 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Demigod Love Triangle by afkd98 reviews
What happens when Reyna finds out about Piper and Jason? After Giant War, before Bunnies, Really? Doesn't fit with Son of Neptune plot. Sorry!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,931 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Jason G., Piper M.
Photo Booth by klainebowsandpercabeth reviews
When Alexis Trobolone went to the mall, she didn't expect to see a shy girl from school, with a boy. Percabeth fluff! Read and Review? Photo found on Fanpop, submitted by: mixthealphabet
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Bunnies, really? by afkd98 reviews
Ever wondered about the chocolate bunny incident? TRATIE! But what will happen years later, after the giant war, when Travis and friends take a prank too far?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,637 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Katie G., Travis S.
Poseidon Rap by I'M DR COOPER . BAGZINGA reviews
Athena is out for revenge. AND, to Percy' burden, she's out for revenge on posidon. She has rummaged through his belongings and discovered a dirty little secret. PEN NAME CHANGED KOWLOONKAE I'M DR COOPER BAZINGA.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Athena, Poseidon - Complete
100 Themes Challenge: Percabeth by cutesypie22 reviews
The 100 Themes Challenge: Percabeth edition! I want to actually finish all 100 themes. That would be cool. Please read and review. That would be nice.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Hide and Seek by kanji tatsumi reviews
Eight-year-olds Duncan and Courtney play hide and seek with their friends and are forced to hide together. One-shot Duncan and Courtney as kids!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Duncan, Courtney - Complete
The New Girl by waldork reviews
Percy gets a lovely surprise at school, namely his girlfriend, Annabeth Chase. One-shot. …yeah I suck at summaries but I hope you will read anyways! PERCABETH FTW!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
A Friendly Love by luckyducky516 reviews
Percy and Annabeth have always been best friends. But what happens when they fall in love? Rated T for swearing and alcohol use.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,195 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
A NEW GENERATION OF DEMIGODS by mythologymaniac reviews
HEY GUYS, THIS IS A STORY ABOUT THE CHILDREN OF PERCABETH, JASPER, FRAZEL, AND MAYBE LEYNA. INCLUDES ROMANCE, ADVENTURE, AND FRIENDSHIP! I'M NOT THAT GOOD AT SUMMARIES, SO YOU SHOULD JUST READ IT TO FIND OUT ABOUT IT. RATED T BECAUSE I'M KINDA PARANOID.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,873 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Little Kristen and Massie by cokeorpepsi101 reviews
Kristen and massie at 4 years old
Clique - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Kristen G., Massie B. - Complete
Complicated Benefits by readingflowers reviews
A/U The guys of PJO have been in a No Girl club since kindergarten. Over the years, the rules changed to only dating a girl for a week, never getting serious. But Annabeth Chase makes Percy question his loyalty to the club.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,479 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Switch by bubbly chick reviews
Katie and Travis's constant fighting led a mischevious daughter of Hecate to cast a curse on them to allow them to fully understand one another: to switch lives. Travis becomes the stern,complex son of Demeter and Katie is the immature daughter of Hermes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Carter's Dad by WrItEr119 reviews
AU. Annabeth and Luke's son, Carter, doesn't share much in common with his dad. When Percy comes in town to visit, Annabeth thinks she knows why. Percabeth. Please read and review. All reviews are welcome!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,791 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Wife Swap Dad edition by Amair reviews
Emmett and Alice sign Esme up for wife swap, to find Carlisle will be going instead to the Ortiz family in toldeo Ohio. Get ready for randomness, humor, and pranks!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Carlisle, Edward
A Million Drachma Question by AleyaContraire reviews
Sometimes you have to feel something in order to understand it. So when he asked me the million drachma question, I answered him without the slightest hesitation. "Yes, I did. I still do." ONESHOT.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Annabeth C., Luke C.
Percy Jackson and the ANTs: Apple of Discord by thylionheart reviews
When Chyna, Olive, Fletcher, Lexi, Cameron, Paisley, and Angus discover they are sons and daughters of the Greek gods, things get complicated. With the help of Percy, Annabeth, and Grover, they begin their search for the Apple of Discord... and the truth.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & A.N.T. Farm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,081 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011
Always by B34chBum94 reviews
Why is Annabeth the only one Percy remembers? Why didn't Hera erase that memory? A short one-shot. Set directly after the Last Olympian before HoO. Previously titled "Promise."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Finally something normal! by alexagc reviews
Two years after the war Percy, Annabeth, Thalia and Nico decide to go to a normal high school and finally have a normal experience in the real world. PERCABETH AND THALICO!.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,563 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Daughter of the Volturi by midnightbat reviews
Edward never came back during new moon. Instead the Volturi comes to Bella's rescue and now she's their princess. But what will happen if the two crossed paths again? Will old feelings come back to life or will they be eternal enemies?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,105 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Bella
Wife Swap CullenMcErin Swap by xXKayeRoseXx reviews
Emmett is always playing pranks, we all know that, so why are we shocked that he signed the family up for Wife Swap? He enlisted the help of Jacob Black as camerman and together they got their family chosen. What does a family of vampires do when they are on television with humans? Normal pairings. Renesmee is ten, so she is fully matured, everyone else is as normal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,306 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012
Not Normal by DaughterOfTheMoon0 reviews
Annabeth visits Percy but when he doesn't come home, she finds him at school. But they are not alone at Goode. There are stalkers and an annoying Jock that always gets what he wants. Well except for one thing. Now they, along with a couple of Percy's friends are standing outside of Percy's school and... wait, Is That A Cyclops? Sorry I suck at summaries! R&R please!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
It's a beautiful life by happysnowie reviews
The powerpuff girls were having a normal like, until the Rowdyruff boys came back, as another creature. They've became stronger, and they want the girls. What will the Puff do? Mainly ButchxButtercup. Read, review and don't be rude please
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,382 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Butch, Buttercup
Skye's Third Grade Diary by iluh-vtheclique reviews
What was on Skye Hamilton's mind when she was a little third grader? R&R!
Alphas Series, Lisi Harrison - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Skye H.
ABC, Easy Than 123 by TheDaughterOfHades reviews
Drabble's with Tratie! :D Rated T because I don't know what to put...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,711 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Travis S., Katie G.
Percy's Irritation by Oblivious.Day'Dreamer reviews
SEQUEL TO ANNABETH'S IRRITATION! Percy's stuck cleaning a trophy room with a guy trying to steal Annabeth, but not succeeding, and some wannabes in heels. Plus, now they're all demigods, and need to be taken to camp? Oh gods...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,515 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Not Another Crossover by HalcyonSeasons reviews
Bella is reaped. Katniss is dating a vampire. The two heroines from completely different worlds have switched lives. How will each girl respond to the culture shock? Will Katniss adapt to Forks? Will Bella survive the Hunger Games? Will Katniss stake Edward? Discover what happens when two different girls each live the others' life in this one-shot. Read and review, please!
Crossover - Twilight & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Bella, Katniss E. - Complete
Wife Swap with the Cullens by Lillianna08 reviews
Emmett enters Esme for Wife Swap and she swaps places with Ellen Smith, a mum who believes her family to be perfect and grooms her children to become important people in society. Post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,698 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 12/1/2010
Life As Their Kids by FutureNovelist887 reviews
So...a shot in the dark here. Percy and Annabeth, getting married, their kids, and just their general lives. A little bit of suspense mashed with fluffy romance and a bit of thriller. May change later, not sure. And the monster doesn't play a huge part, so when you come to it, please don't think I'm going to revolve around it. : Peace love and God bless!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 82,918 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
If We Ever Meet Again by CarCar1223 reviews
After the P.C's terrible breakups in 8th they all move out to L.A., 3 Years later they have a concert and who shows up, the guys that broke their hearts Disclamer: I own NOTHING! P.S. NO FLAMES!
Clique - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Massie B., Derrington
Percy finds Fanfiction! by thismanrighthere reviews
The title says it all, please rate and review your ideas and opinions.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
THE GAME SHOW by girlsrule2890 reviews
I put a whole new set of people just like the Powerpuff girls, Rowdyruff boys, and Powerpunk girls in this story i made. also they are in a game show called Truth or dare. Enjoy!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,271 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012
A Twist In My Story by HAWTgeek reviews
Zeus didn't know what saving his son would do all this,nor would he probably care.But,without Percy and Annabeth getting together,there would never be a son.And if there was never a son,he never saves the world. Now it's up to Chiron to get them together.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,106 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Surprises at Goode by BeccaH -BoOk LuVeR reviews
Annabeth transfers to Goode High and surprises Percy who is popular? Still demigods! Comments welcomed but plz don't hate
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,242 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Wait, What! by TheDaughterOfHades reviews
What happens when both Blossom and Brick shared a secret? Will their siblings find out? Read! :D OMG! I'M ACTUALLY MAKING A PPG/RRB STORY! PROUD! :D Obsession! Read & Review! :D
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
Siblings by BallmeBlazer reviews
After Percy Jackson made the gods swear upon the River Styx that that they would claim all of their mortal children, Camp Halfblood flooded with new demigods. Percy was very happy with this at first, but when triplets, a boy and two girls, are claimed by Poseidon, he isn't exactly ecstatic about his deal with the gods. STORY DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012
Dance Moms by Applel3loom reviews
Stars Dance Studios sends their kids to Abby Lee's for a week of training. Maddie and Sammy and fed up with the pressure and decide to run away.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/10/2012
The Agency by HAWTgeek reviews
Percy was eighteen when he got kidnapped to join an elite task force for Demigods as Noah Harrison, where it is always just about the mission.Ten years later,you'd never know he was Percy Jackson. But his past is coming to haunt him when Annabeth joins the agency and is announced to be his new partner...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,511 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Courtney's Alternate Future by HarryGinnyDxC reviews
Courtney is living her dream life, married to the perfect husband and raising the perfect kids, but what happens when Courtney finds herself in an alternate universe? Love? Loss? Most definitely confusion! I own nothing but the story line!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,583 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Courtney, Duncan
The Mark of Athena by Teenaged Author reviews
My own Version of Mark of Athena! I don't own the series or the characters!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 41,567 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
How it all began by TheDaughterOfHades reviews
PJatO, second generation! What happend when 15 year old October Sally Jackson comes to 'Camp Half Blood' for the first time? Lots of Friendship and LUVE! :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,327 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012
Gale Returns by Just Me Being Awkward reviews
Peeta and Katniss are happily married with two children. What happens when Gale returns to district 12? Takes place after The Hunger Games trilogy. Rated T just in case. Currently on break.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Gale H., Katniss E.
School by GoddessArtemis1999 reviews
I know many of these have been done before but I really wanted to do one... Annabeth goes to Percy's school!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012
Love That Will Forever Last by Bloom27 reviews
Annabeth moves to New York one day and plans to surprise Percy, Thalia and Grover. What will happen to the relationship between Percy and Annabeth? Annabeth is the new girl at Percy's school and Percy is the most popular boy. Set after BOTL. PERCABETH!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
I'm his favorite! by YaoiChick1 reviews
James, Albus, and Lily fight over who's their daddy's favorite is. James-8, Albus-7, Lily-5
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P., Albus S. P.
Their family by tenneyshoes reviews
A bunch of stories,mostly Toph and Aang, about thier families and the births of the kids. There will be some Zutara and Sukka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,985 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Toph, Aang
Who Ever Said that Sleepovers Were Boring? by arKlight.RevIsion reviews
Sadie finds a pair of boxers...that aren't hers. What happened last night? Characters from my other story, "Chance Meeting", also appear here. Rated T for...you know. Sadico, or Sadie x Nico of course, but hints other pairings, too. Again, this is SADICO!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,382 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Nico A., Sadie K. - Complete
Chance Meeting by arKlight.RevIsion reviews
Sadie Kane has a crush on Nico, but refuses to acknowledge it. Nico di Angelo thinks he found the girl of his dreams, but is afraid of telling her. What will happen, especially of one of them disappears? Sadico! Now Complete. Sequel already posted
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,845 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Nico A., Sadie K. - Complete
High School for Greeks and Roman Demigods? by Jamie Blue Daughter of Athena reviews
So Annebth's in Cail learning and having normal week, right? Percy get's a call from Chiron and is sent to Annabeth's school to find Demigods and on Percy's case, to get a little alone time. But little did they know that a roman demigod is, more inside.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,297 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Stoll vs Jensen by DramaticFanaticPrincess reviews
Connor signs the Stolls up for Wife Swap without Katie or Travis knowing. Now Katie has to deal with a baseball loving dad and four girly-girls. Travis has to live with a preppy theater teacher. UP FOR ADOPTION!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,774 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Katie G., Travis S.
The Moments of Sadico by arKlight.RevIsion reviews
Ever wondered what happened between the lives of Nico and Sadie? A bunch of one-shots after my story, "Chance Meeting", and before "Searching For the Heir of the Time Lord". Sadico, of course Just like all my other PJO/TKC crossovers .
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,199 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Nico A., Sadie K.
Angel of Death by A.Pelosi reviews
What happens if Bella goes to the Volturi, seemingly asking for death, but gets spared and dubbed Princess of the Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,830 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Bella, Alec
Annabeths new school by SophiaAdams reviews
Follow Annabeth through her life in her new school after the war. This is after TLO and TLH never happened.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Unexpected by HAWTgeek reviews
When Annabeth found out she was pregnant, she freaked out and broke up with Percy. She had the baby, Sarah,and gave her up. Seven years later,they got another chance to raise their daughter. Will things go back to the way they were? Or is this permanent?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 87,604 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by higherthanlove22 reviews
Truth or dare? Percy jackson and his friends play truth or dare their way. Rated T just in case
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,461 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011
A Crossover Facebook by arKlight.RevIsion reviews
Your favorite PJO and TKC characters use facebook! The title pretty much says it all. One-shot, unless you want me to add more. Character will or may be OOC, sorry!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Complete
Maybe just maybe by WonderinWonderland reviews
And though, he may like that Blonde Barbie, Rachel can't stop herself. She needs to ask. A/N yes this is Prachel but I DO support Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Percy J., Rachel D. - Complete
Percy at Annabeth's High School by PrettyPissedOffBisexual reviews
Before he makes it to Camp Jupiter, Percy stops at none other than Annabeth's high school. Percabeth, One shot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
17 and Still Going Strong by Oblivious.Day'Dreamer reviews
Somewhat cliche story of the gang in high school. Mostly continuation after the war minus the part where Percy disappears . Some jealousy and outside views on everyone's relationship. No demigod OC's. Read and Review? T paranoia
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,063 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Unexpected, or not by donellys reviews
Fork's high school batch of 2006 has finally graduated college. They have a school reunion, but are surprised to see the new Cullen. Sparks fly as Mike rekindles with the past and meets with his future. POV of different people. OOC for Renesmee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,370 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Mike
She Doesn't Wear Lipstick by Kayla-TheBored reviews
Percy's having a normal day when he founds out that her girlfriend of one month which his friends doesn't believe in is transferring to his school. How will he take the news? How will Paul embarrass them in front of his class? Read to find out! One-shot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 129 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Mark of Athena by PercyJackson'sFavDemigodSister reviews
Annabeth and Percy are moments away from being reunited.Hazel is torn between Leo and Frank. Jason's a jealous jerk.Yet another take on the Mark of Athena. summary sucks: lol
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,223 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Last Word by klainebowsandpercabeth reviews
One-shot! Annabeth dealing with snobs. I suck at summaries, sorry. : Better than the summary. Short n' Sweet!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Demigods in Goode High School by Jayden Daughter Of Eris reviews
This is my 1st fanfic so please spare me, this is about Annabeth, Percy, Thalia and Nico in high school they are still demigods and Thalia is still a hunter, this is after the great titan war. Rated T for mature themes
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
A Long Lost Friend by Ninasa1122 reviews
Adopted from kes.llamas. Bella Swan and the Cullens go clubing one night and unexpectedly bump into a old friend of Bella's who is extremely jealous of Edward and Bella's relationship. Will Edward snap or will this jealous human live?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,246 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't you love boarding schools? by Blue Rocker and Red Fire reviews
Annabeth's boarding school is allowing people to come visit for a day. But what happens if Annabeth's step-mom can't make it, but she sends Percy to Annabeth's school instead. What will her class mates think of her boyfriend? set after TLO. PERCABETH!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 211 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Next Generation by RCCBlack reviews
This is a story of after Mockingjay. Basically just some short stories of Peeta and Katniss' kids.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Katniss & Peeta's son, Katniss & Peeta's daughter
Life as a Demigod by AnnabethChase and PercyJackson reviews
Percy and Annabeth's lives begins together. What will happen when Annabeth goes to Goode High with Percy, and she finds out that he is not only the hottest or most popular guy at their school, but all the girls chase after him as well? Major Percabeth! :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,426 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Field trip of love by Blue Ninja Girl reviews
Annabeth goes on a school field trip to New York. There she bumps into Percy. They like each other, but just don't know it yet. But what happens if one of Annabeths friends like her? What will happen between her and Percy? Percabeth! Set after BOTL.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 77 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Born from Jealousy by Hahs reviews
It isn't just Artemis who we thought would never have a child. When Zeus leaves Hera once again to spend time with a mortal woman, Hera decides to have a baby of her own; a half-blood child. But what happens when Zeus finds out? BACK FOR GOOD! D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,096 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Hera, Zeus
The Forbidden Child by FanGyrl reviews
Best friends Ari and Is set of on an adventure to camp half blood after being attacked by a serpent. They head out not knowing exactly where they're going, or who or what they'll meet on the way. NOT a story about a Poseidon/Artemis child. Rated for drama
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,388 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Artemis, Poseidon - Complete
Forgotten Footsteps by iluv2smile reviews
Everyone expects the Jackson kids to be like their parents, but Percy and Annabeth footsteps were not meant to be followed.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,291 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011
Someone Like You by cutesypie22 reviews
Set five years after the TV show, Austin moved away and Ally went to visit him one day. Then, suddenly, Ally has an album out? What? Inspired by the song Someone Like You by Adelle.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Ally D., Austin M.
Bittersweet by PlatinumPizzaKiller reviews
Gale comes back after 20 years. How will Katniss react? Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Byron's New Look by akatsuki15 reviews
Byron's not having much luck impressing Wisty, so who does he look to for help? Sasha of course!
Witch & Wizard - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,930 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Byron S., Wisty A. - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen's vs Richards by rl4lyf reviews
The Cullen's decide that to play the part of "being human" properly they must participate in outside activities with others. Each Cullen chooses one activity to take part in. Alice chooses first. She asks Rosalie, Emmett, Bella and Jacob for help
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,583 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Esme
15 Reasons Why Tratie Should Happen by Intelligent Goddess 371 reviews
There MIGHT be a lot of these but please give mine a chance. Exactly what the title says. 15 reasons why Travis and Katie should date.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
Wife Swap Post New Moon by S M Wilshire reviews
After Bella, Edward and Alice get back from Italy, Emmett decides the family needs a bit of excitement to bring everyone closer. He enrolls Esme into wife swap and they get accepted.
Crossover - Misc. Tv Shows & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Bella
The Stolls Find Fanfiction by PrincessMnMz reviews
When the Stolls find Fanfiction, the camp had better watch out. Definite pandemonium will ensue, but out of the chaos, could new romances blossom, old loves reignite, and will the Romans and Greeks learn to trust each other.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012
Heroes of Olympus:Finding Myself Son of Neptune by jillybean13 reviews
Jillian lives San Francisco, where she trains to be a Roman soldier. When her mysterious brother Percy shows up she finds the key. The key that might unlock her forbidden past, and save the world too. PERCABETH and other pairings!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,163 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Blue by MadiOfTheSun reviews
Sequel to "Crazy girl" Percy and Annabeth's first child come's with an unexpected suprise.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Long Time No See by kgpetosa reviews
Percy gets an unexpected surprise at high school. My first FanFiction, please give me advice, thanks! :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
10 Pickup Lines that Did Not Work for Travis Stoll by HecateA reviews
He tried, he failed. Multiple times. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Polar Night a Renesmee story by secretballerina prettyprincess reviews
Nessie is all grown up and ready to go to high school...will she fit in?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 48,045 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Meeting the Girl by you-idjits reviews
Post-TLO, Percy introduces Paul to his new girlfriend.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Paul B., Annabeth C. - Complete
Annabeth Becomes A Gallagher Girl by PixieKindOfCrazy reviews
Annabeth goes away to spy school.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,585 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Annabeth C.
The Girl's Guide to Feeling Beautiful by starr1095 reviews
You are so beautiful... Don't let anybody make you doubt that. This is the Girl's Guide to Feeling Beautiful. Boys: Read at your own risk.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Piper M., Lacy - Complete
Normalcy by Emories reviews
Oneshots of Percy and his demigod friends at school.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Mini Victorious by IAmVictorious reviews
After Jade terrorizes a bunch of 2nd graders with a horror story, Sickowitz decides to teach the gang a lesson- by turning them all into kids! really rated k , but gets rated T later!
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,423 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Tori V., Jade W.
The Moon Heir Part 1 the Lost Ones by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
Upon a prophecy granted by her Brother, Artemis is required to have a child, but manages to do so quietly. But her son ends up as an important piece in a prophecy that could lead Olympus to a drastic change. Kane Chronicles also, Heroes of Olympus themes
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 154,538 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Percy J., Thalia G., Artemis, Jason G. - Complete
The Zoo by GoSammyKeyes reviews
Percy takes his two girls to the zoo.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2012
Who is your Favorite? by Ferretess xxx reviews
Hera had a bright idea- instead of erasing memories to unite the two camps, why not just create a game show? Now Percy, Jason, Annabeth, and Reyna are subjected to the horrors of hosting! Complete-ish.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 31,905 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Annabeth C., Reyna - Complete
Misheard conversations by daughterofares97 reviews
In which random people overhear conversations Leo has with his grilfriend, and completely misunderstand what they are saying. Sequel to Leo's epic pick-up lines.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Leo V.
Returning to forks by Jennifeerr reviews
Post breaking dawn- The cullen's return to Forks after 80 years. And they're going back to high school again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,098 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Bella, Edward
High School by Emories reviews
Percy begins his sophomore year at Goode. This time, Annabeth, Thalia, and Nico joins him. However, Percy has to deal with the popular kids, and trying to stay normal. After TLO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
It Was Always Him by april-babe16 reviews
Gale goes to District 12 to visit Katniss 20 years after the rebellion ended, but instead of seeing Katniss when he knocks on her door, he ends up meeting Peeta's and Katniss's kids.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Katniss & Peeta's daughter, Katniss & Peeta's son - Complete
Kindergarten by cutesypie22 reviews
This is the story of how the gang all met. Set in kindergarten when most are 5, but one is 10 hint:IT'S CANDACE
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Isabella, Phineas
Ancestor Of Time by FLAMELASHER reviews
2038. Kronos is defeated. The Giants are defeated. Gaia slumbers once more. But something even older is about to be unleashed. A new generation of Demigods will fight for survival as the most powerful being ever is unleashed. Rated T for swearing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,679 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012
A Perfect Medieval World by Oblivious.Day'Dreamer reviews
Luke is engaged to Rachel, Percy's engaged to Annabeth, Nico's engaged to Thalia. BUT: Luke likes Annabeth, who likes Nico, who likes Rachel, who likes Percy, who likes Thalia, who likes Luke. It's complicated. T: paranoia.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011
Meeting Percy and friends by Aly Jackson reviews
So this is a random story when me and my bestie meet Percy, Annabeth, and Grover. Its actually really funny
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Annabeth C.
Isabella Marie Swan Volturi by diamondloveheart reviews
After the Cullens left Bella became depressed.Charlie sent her to Italy boarding school. She met The Volturi and became a vampire and the princess. But the Cullens are back as Aro's guests. How will Bella react. My first fanfiction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Bella, Edward
Wife Swap: Cullen's vs Anderson's by XxViolentEndsxX reviews
Post Breaking Dawn. Emmett submitts the family to Wife Swap. How will the new mom react to being in a house full of vampires will she survive. Or will they slowly bring her to the breaking point. How will the cullens be without Esme. No Jacob imprint.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,510 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Emmett, Esme - Complete
Conner Turner, Son of Poseidon by Halfblood98 reviews
This is the story of Conner Turner, the SECOND son of Poseidon who wasn't supposed to be born. He finds on the last day of school he's a halfblood. Conner/Hannah, lots of Percabeth, and what camp is like for a son of Poseidon who actually stays at camp all summer. Sorry about grammer. Rated T for violence, kinda suggestive humor, and because it involves cabin 10 *Aphrodite*.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,176 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Run For Your Freakin' Lives! by Kayla-TheBored reviews
Percy and Annabeth are trying to make-out but someone always interrupts them.What happens when they stumble into a room and find a video that is not meant for their eyes? Set after the war against Gaea.Sequel to 'First Kiss Or So We Think' One-Shot! ENJOY
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 84 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
I Didn't Need To Hear That by dnapolymerase314 reviews
An accident with Aphrodite goes wrong and Percy and Annabeth can hear each other's thoughts. Well this makes secretly being in love with your best friend awkward...T
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,578 - Reviews: 2876 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 1,932 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Rooming with a Hero Formerly Three's a Crowd by RedVampyre reviews
I've had to change the storyline a bit, and that meant changing the name and summary too. So this used to be Three's a Crowd. Basically Percy gets a sister and he finds it hard to juggle responsibilities as a loving brother and world-saving-hero.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,491 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Percy J.
I Love Truth Or Dare by Kayla-TheBored reviews
When the Stolls arrange a game of Truth or Dare,Percy and Annabeth's life will take a turn for the best.Why does Nico need to wear pink?Why are the Stolls wearing wigs?Will one kiss change Annabeth and Percy's life?Percy and Annabeth are not together yet.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Demigod Prom! by Hellokittyfreak101 reviews
Ever wondered about prom for demigods? Well if you have,this is the story for you! Join ten couples, through, asking out, getting ready, and to the actual prom! Contains Percabeth, Groviper, Thalico, Tratie, AND MORE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,298 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Annabeth C., Bianca A. - Complete
Annabeth Chase AKA Taylor Swift Part 2 by AsterousBabs reviews
Annabeth and Percy are finally together! How will this affect "Taylor's" music? Read and find out... slight AU/OOC T for language and possible implied mature themes PERCABETH
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,045 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
When Prankster meets Pessimist by smartone101 reviews
Erin is a daughter of Hermes, full of pranks, jokes, and plans. Lief is a son of Apollo, running from his past. What happens when the two are forced to work together? T just in case.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,914 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011
Just Another High School Story But Wait! by Goddess Athena In Disguise reviews
Yes, this is AU, no demigods, but wait! Why is Percy the new kid? And why in Hades is Annabeth wearing makeup! Read to find out! T just to be safe. INDEFINITE HIATUS
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
What! by ilovenimrod reviews
Post-Mockingjay. Post-BD. Katniss and Peeta were on an afternoon stroll in the woods, when Bella and Edward show up. What happens? A lot of confusion and "...what?" moments. A bit of Bella bashing by Katniss in the later chapters, but not much. R&R!
Crossover - Twilight & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/4/2012
High School by Dreaming a Secret reviews
It has been over 80 years since Bella was turned and Carlisle sends the whole family back to High School just before some unexpected guest arrive. How will the Cullens be able to handle "baby sitting" the most powerful, and grounded, Volturi members?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,894 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Bella, Edward
Parents to Kids by Trident449 reviews
Percy and Annabeth broke up at eighteen because of a misunderstanding. Now, their children, Wiley Jackson and Thina Conant meet each other at school and start to date. What ensues?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Day Before Spring Break by Lerysakon reviews
One-Shot It's the day before Spring Break and Annabeth Chase is having quite a bad day in school. With annoying girls, irritating teachers, and an egotistic playboy, would her day get any worse? Or, maybe something might just make it better.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,248 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 81 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Why You Should Not Date Nico by ParabolaOfMystery reviews
One shot, for saidydog135's story contest. Fun little thing, very short. Lalalalaa
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Annabeth C., Nico A. - Complete
Leo's epic pickup lines by daughterofares97 reviews
Leo is in love with a new Ares camper, how does he woo her? With his famous cheesy pick-up lines. A.K.A. All the times Leo used a cheesy pick-up line, and the one time he has one used on him. T for sexual themes. Now with real chapters
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 8,298 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Leo V.
I Think Ron Weasely is My Soul Mate by Oblivious.Day'Dreamer reviews
What happens when Annabeth announces to Percy that she thinks Ron Weasely may be her soul mate? ONE-SHOT Read, enjoy, review.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Bullies by PLKBerry reviews
A collection of one-shots about Percy's various bullies. What goes through thier minds when they meet him again? Ft. Nancy, Clarrise, Matt, Kelli, and now accepting suggestions! Remember, a different perspective can change everything...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011
California Girl by PLKBerry reviews
A collection of One-Shots about the time between the Titan's Curse and the Battle of the Labyrinth when Annabeth's in California with school, monsters, and dances. Formerly called Life in California. Dedicated to the 2011 class of WSMC- Love you guys!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Annabeth C.
Gods facebooks plus campers by Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowStalkers reviews
What would happen if percy and the camp half-blood gang all had facebooks plus the gods. Creepy right. Laugh out loud funny on some conflice
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Next To You by Kayla-TheBored reviews
Percy sings a song for Annabeth at the campfire as a reminder of their first month anniversary. Chose this song cause I thought it was perfect for them and what they've been through together. One-Shot and Song Fic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Annabeth's Opposite by AsterousBabs reviews
Percy and Annabeth got together after the war and their lives are perfect...until a new camper comes along OOc and slight AU no pointless flames please. don't like don't read. TEMPORARY HIATUS
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Teen Fangst by xo Princess Lacey xo reviews
Renesmee has hit her teens, and is about to experience a typical year of high school. But in the vampire world, nothing is ever that simple. With her supernatural family and a super normal school life, Nessie is in for a year she'll never forget.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Buddies by ThreeOlympianGoddesses reviews
It's another summer at Camp Half-Blood, and Percy and Annabeth are back. But what happens when Chiron announces a new ritual they are having called "Buddies"? You can't imagine what these kids are like! Slight Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
High School Beginnings by smilinggalxoxo reviews
My first fanfiction story : Renesmee's first day of high school with her family. how will edward handle all the boys and will renesmee find herself a boyfriend?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Aurora by FireandIce627 reviews
The Cullens are going back to school! They face new challenges, go on adventures, and Edward and Bella learn what it means to be parents. All characters are in canon. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,744 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011
A War Over My Daughter by DREAMFeathersong reviews
When Annabeth and Percy get married and have kids, the Gods go to war over who owns the children.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,031 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011
iPhone by Gleefully Wicked reviews
Why on Earth would Wednesday Friday Addams want an iPhone? Musicalverse with slight references to the movies. Rated for Addams Family antics.
Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Wednesday A., Gomez A. - Complete
HalfBloods of old and new: Halfbloods needed by Proffessor Prongs reviews
Please submit a half-blood to go on an adventure.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011
Welcome to OCD by RaeRambles reviews
The PJO crew are going to high school! The guys to Briarwood the girls to OCD, theres only one problem...Massie Block has her eye on a certain son of Poseidon... Percabeth! a bit of Tratie, and totally AU so the PC is 16
Crossover - Clique & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Massie B., Annabeth C.
Submit Your own demigod or godling by I-need-my Nap reviews
Roman and Greek demigods and egyptian godlings OCs needed! For my new story slightly based on the Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins ! 5 lucky ones, will get pick as main characters! SUBMIT!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011
All Grown Up And Off To College by HAWTgeek reviews
Annie and Arty are all grown up and heading to college where a life of drama for the two step-sisters, leaving thier little brother, Beck, behind with their parents, Percy and Annabeth. Percy and Annabeth raised them, now it's their turn to make them proud. Now it's their turn to make them proud. Sequel to We All Grow Up, Even Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,447 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
A Little Bit Jealous by april-babe16 reviews
Rachel watches Percy and Annabeth by the campfire and she reflects on their relationship.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Rachel D., Percy J. - Complete
Mike the Vampire Slayer by Razzmatazz Lady reviews
Not a crossover, but with definite inspiration from Buffy. Mike's destiny is to kill vampires, werewolves, and demons, which totally interferes with his average jock life. Charlie is his Watcher. Normal pairings, with maybe Mike/OC. Some Bella bashing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Mike, Charlie S.
The Wrath of Calypso by ParabolaOfMystery reviews
When Calypso is released, it turns out she's not as sweet as she seems... A bit of Percabeth. Uses OCs submitted by you guys! Macy, Ian, Jack, and KP.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,953 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
A Memory by Wise girl16 reviews
Just an idea that popped into my head. It's the reason why Percy remembered Annabeth. Aphrodited threatens Hera, and other interesting things happen. Well enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Camp Half Blood: The original CHB roleplay by The Wammy Boys reviews
In an alternative dimension of the PJO world, an OP group of warriors shape the new path of the universe. Wars will be faught, hearts broken, rubber ducks summoned, gods, demigods, and humans alike pushed over the edge of insanity. And it all starts...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 63,666 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010
Without a break by Jazzymark reviews
Carter and Sadie have to go to school But the only good schools are in forbidden Manhatten and who would be there but Percy Jackson, who is experincing problems of his own Both gods need help Now the children of Greek and host of Egypt have to work as one
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,284 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011
Wife Swap Cullen's vs Clarks by shortevilpixie reviews
Will the Cullen's have to go to church? Is Emmett a cross dresser? Why is Edward playing strip poker? And WHY is a fourteen year old Ness making out with nineteen year old Jacob? The Cullen kids are sure to drive the new mom crazy. Multiple POV's.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,754 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011
The New Hunger Games by AndyBeirsackEatsPaper-Winkwink reviews
Okay, I kind of changed the series a bit just some tweaking so it would fit with this, but it's virtually the same. Katniss and Peeta are asked to train kids for the New Hunger Games, but will Katniss be able to handle her trainee? T for situations
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,395 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Jamie King, fire breathing half blood sorcerer! by TheLightningThief42 reviews
14 year old Jamie King is a new demigod. When Connor Stoll catches her eye, all of his world fades into her. Is she and Connor going to live happily ever after? Probably not. Sorry for the terrible summary! I do not own PJatO! Skip to chapter 11!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,258 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Connor S.
Birth of the New Heroes by Dream Out Loud 18 reviews
Title says it all. The birth of the new heroes of Percy Jackson & the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus! Tratie, Percabeth, Leo/OC, Thalico, Jasper, and Groniper. Epilogue is up! COMPLETED.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,509 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Complete
The Offering by LoveGreenEyes001 reviews
This is a poem about when Luke asked Annabeth to run away with him in the Last Olympian. Please R&R. Poems are awesome! Read them. I suck at summaries...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Annabeth C., Luke C. - Complete
The Kids Meet! by SonofApollo42 reviews
The children of our favorite Demigod Heroes meet the children of our favorite Magicians!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,823 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Percy J., Carter K. - Complete
A seventh year, in which things might change by Everybody-knows55 reviews
If you've spent six years of your life hating somebody, can one year really make that much of a difference? Scorpius and Rose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 108,952 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
The Glicker Family by GhostGirlMD reviews
Wednesday Addams and Joel Glicker are in love. But, the Glicker family hates the Addams Family. Will that tear them apart? Story is better than summary
Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Wednesday A.
Annabeth's Rings by Kayla-TheBored reviews
Piper asked Annabeth about the rings around her camp necklace. But she did not expect that Annabeth Chase, Daughter of Athena and Official Architect of Olympus was ENGAGED. And to none other than the Savior of Olympus himself. Two-shot!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Annabeth C., Piper M. - Complete
Wizards in Camp by SelGomezPjo3331 reviews
Justin wins a competition and the prize is a visit to Camp Half-Blood. What will happen when wizards and demigods are together? It spells T-R-O-U-B-L-E!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Annabeth C., Alex R.
Percy Jackson vs Ares Rap by jackson33pjo reviews
Based off of Epic Rap Battles of History #3- Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Percy J., Ares - Complete
An Odd Occurrence by Storage-Jar reviews
What happens when one day, purely because of unluckiness, Percy's mortal spot is bashed
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Life in Highschool by PercyJY reviews
This is a story where annabeth meets percy for the first time in highschool, but Annabeth soon finds out that Percy isn't who he says he is. They are not demigods and have nothing to do with fighting monsters in any way. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,716 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
This Can't Be Good by LarryStylisonandWaldez4life1D reviews
The gods and goddesses decide to go to school with their children. This can't be good.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011
Jealous, Much? by AnotherSimplePrincess reviews
Annabeth gets very jealous at Percy and Rachel. So her and Silena hatch aplan with Travis to get back at them. What will happen?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Adventures in Camp Pharoah by SonofApollo42 reviews
Adventures in an Egyptian Demigod camp.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,210 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Complete
Punishment by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
When the Olympians start acting like children, they're going to be treated like children. Join the Olympians as they embark on their craziest, most annoying, and strangest punishment ever; high school.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,907 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Athena, Poseidon, Aphrodite, Artemis - Complete
The Daughter of The Wind by TheVictorian95 reviews
When a new demigod girl comes to Camp Half Blood, what will she think of it? More importantly what will she think of the son of the God of thieves who's suddenly taken a interest in her? Will she let him steal her heart? ConnorxOC. After TLO. No TLH.R&R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,191 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Connor S. - Complete
Doctor Dinner by Oblivious.Day'Dreamer reviews
Jealousy, lasagna dinner with humans etc. Carlisle is shanghaied into hosting a monthly dinner with his colleagues and their families, which includes children the same age as Bella, Edward, Em, Rose, Jazz, Alice, Nessie and Jake. T for paranoia
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Bella, Edward
My wife and kids Percy's Version by DorkyConverse reviews
ah.. Percy and Annabeth start a family. they thought it was bliss.. but the kids dont know they hane ANOTHER SIBLING! READ TO FIND OUT! X3
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Forbidden Daughter by EMPG22HoPe reviews
Emily Miles is a half-blood child of Hera, which is impossible. Zeus targets to kill her. When a son of Zeus, James Andrews, steals Emily's heart, she had hope that he may be the one to convince his Father not to kill her. But does it end there?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,292 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Zeus, Hera
High School Isn't for HalfBloods by The Booknerds reviews
When Chiron makes an announcement, it isn't at all what Percy expected. Half-Bloods at high school? What in the world are the gods thinking! Rated K Because I'm not sure where this story will go.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Percy J.
Crazy Cullen Wife Swap by rerelovable16 reviews
What if Emmett cullen had put the family on wife swap? Will Family be able to to handle the new'mom' Please forget the other story i messed up
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Reason Why by SkyRocket727 reviews
Why is Candace so set on busting her brothers? It's not that she wants them to get in trouble; the truth goes much deeper than that. Rated T for violence and possibly disturbing content.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Candace, Phineas - Complete
Godbook by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
A new thing has come to Olympus; GODBOOK! Statuses, comments, and bitch fights galore! The Olympians are going to realize that what happens on Olympus won't always stay on Olympus. [Minor Athena/Poseidon themes]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,361 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
The New Girl by R1ng0 reviews
Courtney is new to Collingwood. There are two groups of popular kids at the school: the troublemakers and the stuck-up privileged kids. Among the troublemakers is Duncan, the leader of the posse that Courtney meets and immediately hates.. at first.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,842 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Courtney, Duncan
Job Applications by FebruaryBabes02 reviews
"Behind me, Nancy Bobofit mumbled to a friend, "Like we're going to use this in real life. Like it's going to say on our job applications, 'Please explain why Kronos ate his kids.'"" Nancy Bobofit finds a weird question on her job application.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Nancy B. - Complete
The Healer by EllaRose00 reviews
The Cullen clan is back at high school but now with Jacob and Nessie. New friends and new problems for Nessie. Going to high school with your parents and trying to figure out your relationship with your best friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,327 - Reviews: 3112 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
WaitI'm a Demigod? by smartone101 reviews
A story about my OC who finds her way to camp. She makes some friends, but what happens when they go on a quest? Or when she becomes a little more then "just friends" with a certain someone? Implied Tratie. Rated T just in case for future chapters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,136 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Connor S., Michael Y. - Complete
Discovering by NearlyGenius reviews
What happens when Percy and the gang find out about the movies and Fanfiction? Read to find out! Includes Tratie;Percabeth;Perachel;Chrisse;Rico;Thalico;and anything else you want me to include. Rated T for my...colorful vocabulary.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,003 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011
You're My New Mommy? by greysfanhp reviews
My version of the Cullen's on Wife Swap. Lot's of jokes and pranks, awkward moments and tears. Will the families learn from each other? Maybe. Will Alice stop being a compulsive shopper? Definitely not. No Jacob or Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,380 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
The Child of the Demigods by Mrs.PercyPotter reviews
Annabeth has recently found out she is pregnant and Percy is the father. How will she tell him? And how will he react? They aren't ready for a baby or the immense response from the Gods. Can they raise their child...or not? T in case. Percabeth Fluff!R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,011 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Clique:Second Generation by Epic Queen of Hearts reviews
The rightful heirs to the PC throne are here!And they'll have to scratch and claw themselves to the top to rule the school like they're parents did. Will they epically fail or will they rise to the top?
Clique - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011
Fairytale Princess by mudbloodmockingjay reviews
Katie's little sister begs her to tell a story of a princess who finds true love. Will Katie find it instead? Tratie. Rated T for no reason.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
The Camper Quiz by dnapolymerase314 reviews
The Camper Quiz: Take this to find out which Cabin you belong in! T.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/11/2011
The Pretty Committee 20 by xXxLoveMeHateMexXx reviews
The PC all got married and had daughters-or a son in Alicia's case-, but they stayed close and so have their kids. Now the New PC is staring freshman year, and they now what they have to live up to. Will they? Who knows! Should be 2.0 not 20.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,595 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Massie B., Derrington
Unexpected by PJOcouplesfan0818 reviews
When Annabeth comes to visit Percy at Goode High, everyone is shocked to find out that he, of all people has a girlfriend. Especially his little fan club. When Annabeth's jealousy takes over her, she does the only thing she can do. Switch schools. R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,499 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Sally's Experience by Oblivious.Day'Dreamer reviews
In which Sally shows an annoying guy what she's made of. Which is more muscle and sass than he EVER expected from HER. COMPANION ONE-SHOT TO ANNABETH'S IRRITATION! Also could be a stand-alone. Please read...And Review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Sally J. - Complete
Annabeth's Irritation by Oblivious.Day'Dreamer reviews
A jealousy story. An idiot from Annabeth's school doesn't understand that she has a boyfriend. A three-shot. Sequel and compantion one-shot out soon ish Percy's Irritation? , Sally's "Experience"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,211 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Annabeth's Diary by dnapolymerase314 reviews
I, Annabeth Chase, am totally and completely in love and occasionally in lust... with Perseus Jackson. Now Chiron's forcing us to go to high school! And the gods are here too? Note to self:Don't accidentally hit on Poseidon because he looks like Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Nessie by mrscullenxo5 reviews
Nessie's POV of going to school with her father.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Discovering FanFiction by I brake for nobody reviews
Percy, Annabeth, Nico, Thalia, Travis and Katie were staring disgustingly at the computer screen. "What the hell is this crap?" They discover a little website called FanFiction and they don't like what they see. It's a parody
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,290 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Pickup Lines by bubbly chick reviews
Travis has a handbook full of them. It would be a shame not to use them. Special line for each cabin persona!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Travis S. - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Steele by Poseidon's lil Immortal Girl reviews
Stupid Emmett signs up the family for Wife Swap.Esme ends up going to a family that is supposedly "perfect" but what really lies behind this "perfect" family, could it be one of the girls is obsessed with certain vampires?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,282 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011
Annabeth Chase AKA Taylor Swift by AsterousBabs reviews
Percy and Rachel are dating,Anabeth's alter-ego is Taylor Swift, the underwater kiss never happened, they are 17, story isn't realistic, and characters are changed a bit to fit the story. PERCABETH! Very AU and OOC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,356 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
That Day by elilover2 reviews
This is the story of eight year old Emmett to the rescue that Daphne told Bay!
Switched at Birth - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Daphne V., Emmett B. - Complete
Sing It! by Miss Pavalova reviews
-COMPLETE- Aphrodite has plans with a few of our campers, and it involves a singing contest? Major Percabeth and Tratie and maybe some other pairings later on. First PJO fic. R&R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,155 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Complete
SURPRISE? by LuciieLA.Candiie reviews
Bella was left by Edward 3 years ago. Now shes in love and happy with a cetain Vampire and they're getting married. what will everyone do when the volturi end up with some not so wanted guests. How will bella cope. Does Edward Win Her Back? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Bella, Demetri
Original Ways To Annoy Jacob Black by Team Edward Rules All reviews
ORIGINAL ways to annoy Jacob Black. Don't read if you're Team Jacob unless you want to be insulted!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Jacob - Complete
This can't end well by Luna Dare reviews
Nancy comes to camp half-blood and makes a single friend, who turns out to be Percy's half sister. Nancy believes that Percy was spying on her and declairs war on Percy and his sister. Percy and his sister will have to see how close they can really get.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Percy J., Nancy B.
My Fictional Boyfriend Drives a Hummer by MusicalCurls reviews
So they think Percy isn't real do they? Annabeth at her bording school in NY. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The War of the New Halfbloods by LazyBoyWriter reviews
Percy and Annabeth have 2 kids. But is that all? No, the kids had to be just like them: in a war, lovestruck, and stuck with a prophecy that changes their life forever.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,623 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Clarisse R., Thalia G.
PTC series: Percabeth and Thalico by Makana345786 reviews
What happens when the parents visit their kid's school?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Wife Swap! Cullen Style by EmmettCullensGalXX reviews
Alice get's the Cullen's on Wife Swap. What happens when the Cullen's don't like there new mom and she doesn't like them? When Bella's like Rosalie and the new mom trys it on with Edward? Read and find out major pranks and laughter!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011
The Way We Get By by Mary Rachel reviews
This is the story of the strange events leading up to Percy's disaperance,and beyond that, too. Does include Percabeth, Tratie, and other characters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,211 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Nancy Bobofit: Her Story by kjwolf reviews
Nancy is a character Rick barley explains. So, I made up my own story of what happens to her. Nancy starts school at Goode High School. There she meets our favorite hero.What happens when the two meet, again? And when she gets snoopy? Let's see.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,673 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Nancy B., Percy J.
Turn Around by Seulement Moi CL reviews
Gale comes back to see Katniss after Mockingjay, his trip doesn't go as planned. T just in case!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,963 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Gale H., Katniss E.
A New Generation by xChibi Okami reviews
Percy and the gang grew up after hearing the last great prophecy. They all had kids, and having a blast with their normal life, but enjoying life means a evil aura is being reborn. Join the New Generation of Demigods as they fulfill the great prophecy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,484 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Daugter of the Sun God? You're kidding me right? by FanGyrl reviews
Alyx was just a mythology lover with ADHD and dyslexia, until she met Nico di Angelo.Now she discovers that she and her friends are all demigods living myths in the flesh.She meets the gang at camp and Silena has some tricks up her sleeve.Uh-oh.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,294 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Nico A., Silena B. - Complete
Percy's Return by cotedepablo911 reviews
What happens when Percy returns to Camp Half-Blood after saying he wouldn't? How do Annabeth and Grover react? Movie world. Characters are in high school. Annabeth is brunette.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,311 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Complete
We All Grow Up, Even Percabeth by HAWTgeek reviews
we all know that teenage romances never last forever. Percabeth isn't any different. they break up like most couples, have half-bloods of their own, and move on with their lives.they gave up on each other a long time ago, but Aphrodite has other plans...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 43,651 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Three Z's and a Satyr by FutureNovelist887 reviews
Four girls, one of which is a satyr. They are the closests of friends. They always would be...even after they get disturbing information. One daughter of Posiedon, one daughter of Hades, and one daghter of Zeus. Better than it sounds, I'm just awful at summaries!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,800 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Complete
Our True Identity by faith for eternity reviews
An epic crossover between Suite Life on Deck and Percy Jackson! Includes Bailey, Cody, Woody, Zack, and the rest of the gang, who meet Percy, Annabeth, and other campers. Cody, Bailey and their friends discover their identities...
Crossover - Suite Life series & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Cody M., Percy J.
New Love by Iwon'tsayI'minloveAnnabethC.-J reviews
Sequel to "UNEXPECTED". Alexandra bumps into her crush after 7 years, now that they're fourteen, they finally meet again, what will happen next? find out the story of Piper and Jason's daughter and Percy and Annabeth's son. CLICK READ AND REVIEW.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,029 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011
PERCY JACKSON AND THE ARROWS OF LOVE by Percabeth2011 reviews
Eros has been wreaking havoc at Camp Half-blood by shooting campers with love arrows. Percy and his friends must go on a quest to find Eros, so that he can undo the spells. But why is he doing it? And will Percy be too late?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,315 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
Camp Activity Day by Hopee2 reviews
It's Camp Activity Day at CBH again again and the Cabin counselors have to be group leaders. But what happens when the kids are too much and they sneak off to have their own fun. Tratie, NicoxOC, Percabeth and more...Rated T cause I'm paranoid.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Gale Returns by TheSilverMockingjay reviews
Katniss leads a wonderful life. She's married to Peeta, has a kid, and a house in Victors Village.But she feels she needs to repay Gale somehow. She lets him visit but what happens when he tries to take advantage of that?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,144 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Total Drama Demigods by Nikki-TDI reviews
Chris is replacing Chiron in Camp Half-Blood and so he gets a bunch of new demigods in. Do you want to be part of this new adventure too? APPS CLOSED!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,469 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011
High School Again by Duckies-on-A-trampoline reviews
100 years after Breaking Dawn, the Cullens and Jacob go back to high school. Again. What will happen when the Cullen kids and friends have a game night, including a game of... Truth or Dare: Cullen Style. CURRANTLY ON HOLD! Did I spell that right? X
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,598 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
Last school day by Jane Caroline Adams reviews
Super short one-shot, Annabeth and Percy's reunion after a year spent separated because of school. Enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Choices: Twins of Ares by Popaganda reviews
'Before the seven, six must leave, The missing part you will retrieve. To save. the twin of Ares must fall, For the lost storm to recall. Who to trust, the blind must choose, Either way, the hero shall lose' New prophecies, new demigods, new quest.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,519 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011
The Mistake by pink-seafoam-and-sparkles reviews
Thalia visits Annabeth and Percy at Olympus, while Carter mistakes a hunter for Zia. -CHAPTER 2: At Annabeth's chorus concert she sees someone who might or might not be Thalia.-
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Thalia G., Carter K. - Complete
Pray For You by waterpoloplayer reviews
Percy writes a letter to Luke. A rather violent one at that. Based on the song "Pray For You" by Jaron and the Long Road to Love
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Luke C., Percy J. - Complete
Not so perfect by shortevilpixie reviews
Can half vamps get drunk? Includes Jacob, vodka, crazy texting and who is April Newton? Lots of Emmett in the last two chapters. Rated T because of swearing in later chapters. Last chapter is parody. The rest is serious.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Get It Right by waterpoloplayer reviews
"I am Victoria Crew, the horrible daughter of Aphrodite, and everything I care about is dead because of me." Bullying is dangerous. It could kill somebody. Victoria learned that with somebody she loved. Oneshot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Complete
Nico Finds FanFiction by golden perfection reviews
A short oneshot about what would happen if the Percy Jackson Character's found fanfiction about themselves :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Back to Phoenix by x Angel Warrior x reviews
This is about what happens when Bella and the Cullen's go back to phoenix, Bella's old school. What will they do when they find out how Bella was treated. T for future language and possible violent's.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,864 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bullets in the Gun by ConcreteAngelRoxHerHalo reviews
Percy never expected anything when he went up to the DJ booth to request a song. Written in loving memory of the shooting victims of Arizona and Colorado.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Primrose's Thoughts by wellhelloitsme reviews
Primrose watches down on the Victors voting for the new Games with Finnick.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Prim E., Finnick O. - Complete
Babysitting by eveninganna reviews
Nico gets stuck babysitting Percy and Annabeth's three-year-old child, Rachel ditches a high-brow party, and unusual childcare ensues. Rachel/Nico, sequel to my "Knocked Up" fic, and also recently revised!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/2/2011 - [Nico A., Rachel D.] - Complete
Of Rachel, Nico, and Annoyances by waterpoloplayer reviews
"Do you like cheese?" "Cheese is good." "Do you like cake?" "Cake is good." "Do you like cheesecake?" "Cheesecake is awesome." Apparently, annoying Nico is Rachel's favorite past time. Drabble.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Rachel D., Nico A. - Complete
Bella's Revenge by xteamalicecullenx reviews
When Edward leaves Bella she becomes the new princess of Volterra. When the Cullens visit Italy, will Bella get her revenge on Edward? COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,565 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Bella, Felix - Complete
The Diary of Aphrodite by General of the BVB Army reviews
Aphrodite is the goddess of Love. Ironically, she has never been in love. Like, legit love. But, what will happen when she meets a guy in Central Park? Rated T because I'm paranoid. Flames are not taken seriously here so don't even bother.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,148 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Aphrodite - Complete
Percy jackson boot camp: Marysues or Gary stu's by nudgepleaseshutup reviews
Attention! Think your oc may be *gasp* a mary sue. Dont worry with my progamn you'll learn what a mary sue really is in this multi-chapter extensive Training fanfcition. Review telling me areas i should comment on, or if its good Or bad. T cuz im paranoid
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2011
Eve Benson, Demigod by SisterOfThalia reviews
I'd never wish upon you what I got stuck with. Being one of us can kill you. I'm not kidding. But, since you're reading, welcome to the demigod world. My world.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 55,922 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010
Insanity by percyjacksonluver13 reviews
When Nancy Bobofit goes to Camp Half Blood, as a beautiful young woman and flirts with a certian Percy Jackson, it could drive a little jelous girlfriend how do you say it...insane.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Annabeth C., Nancy B.
Truly Jealous by MyAnthem reviews
Renesmee Cullen has everything a girl could ask for. So why is she so jealous?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Leah
New Kids on the Block by Red Nevada Rose reviews
The Cullens are moving... again. It's Renesmee's first time in high school and Jacob comes along. But what happens when Renesmee gets in touch with what high school is really like: friends, boys, snotty girls, teachers? Please read-review! T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,894 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Just Ask Her by Akatsuki Child reviews
Percy has a crush on Annabeth, but she's always surrounded by guys. It's Valentine's Day, and this may be his only chance to get her to go out with him. Will it work or will he chicken out? Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Bella Volturi by rubyred21 reviews
What happens if after edward left bella joined the volturi?... NewMoon AU! Hiatus... editing... finishing off before updating!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
I have the best Boyfriend Ever! by Nickicece reviews
What happens when Percy Picks out Annabeth from school. I have no idea where am going with with. It's just some Percabeth drabbles
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Missions by iCia-BiCia-BeaRR-XD reviews
Percy, Grover and Annabeth are sent on a mission to the inoccent town of Forks, Washington. Are the Cullens bad guys or on their team? Does Bella love Edward or the young Percy? Will Percy, Grover and Annabeth succed or fail? Who does PERCY love truly?
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,042 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Complete
Twilight Describing Words by shortevilpixie reviews
Title says it all
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Complete
The Cutest Thing Since Percabeth by xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx reviews
The Aphrodite girls are at it. Again. Their mission? Get Tratie together. Join Piper, Drew, and Lacy as they attempt to get "the cutest thing since Percabeth" together. Tratie & a hint of Jasper. One-shot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
Reading Fanfictions with Annabeth and Percy by artemis-and-athena reviews
So, what happens when Percy accidentally discovers the magical world of fanfiction? Please R&R, CC is appreciated. Flames are cool too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The End of Camp HalfBlood by fflight reviews
This is just a random thing I wrote in 30 minutes. TOTAL Mary-Sue. Major OOC. Don't blame me if it sucks, I came up with this idea in the shower...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Complete
Warfare by AuroxTheLander reviews
Percy is at his first swim meet as team captain at Goode High School. But things go horribly wrong when an old friend slash new enemy shows up. brief. Annabeth's point of view. after the battle of the labirynth, before the last olympian.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Princess of volterra by peanutbutterjellytimeXD reviews
Edward left in New Moon and bella was dying in a car crash when the volturi finds and changes her. She remembers nothing of her human life and now is becoming Princess of volterra.she is engaged to alec. But the cullens are there for the celebration...R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Bella
Jessica Meets Renesmee by Team Edward Rules All reviews
Jessica meets Renesmee/Nessie while spying on the cullens. What will she say and think and will she tell everybody?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,618 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Jessica, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Love or Hate by Taylor Masen reviews
Edward,Rosalie,Alice,Lauren,and Jessica bulled Bella all throughout middle school. One day they took it too far. Three years later Bella comes back as a vampire ready to put them in their place with the help of her new siblings Emmettt and Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
The New and Improved Bella Swan by ItsNatalie reviews
In high school, Bella and Edward were polar opposites. She was an overweight nobody, while he was the popular jock. Despite their differences, they were best friends. After graduation, they lose connection until a surprise reunion. How will Edward react?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
Magic & Victory by All Knowing 1 reviews
At the end of The Last Olympian,the gods vowed to acknowledge their children before they turn 13 and all minor gods received a cabin at Camp-Half Blood. How will the campers react when the minor god's children begin arriving, gods who supported Kronos?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,253 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010
Gone by volturixlover3100 reviews
Edward leaves. Alec, Jane, Heidi, and Felix come to Forks High School to take Bella back to Italy. Alec and Bella fall in love. What will happen? Sorry, bad at summary's. Read and review !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 16,299 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Alec, Bella
Nine Months by lulu halulu reviews
Annabeth finds out that she's pregnant. How will Percy deal with his super-scary demi-god wife? This is the life of Percy and Annabeth through the nine months that she's pregnant. Percabeth PercyxAnnabeth, ChrisxClarisse and slight GroverxJuniper
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,013 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Early Breaking Dawn by iHamster reviews
After Edward leaves, Bella meets a new vampire...90 years later Bella has her own life. But then the Cullens come back... Alec/Bella Edward/Bella maybe...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,345 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Alec
Crush by BadgerInMySoup reviews
Eight definitions of the word and how they fit the kids of Percy Jackson.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Complete
Princess of the Volturi by Alisita Burns reviews
What happens when Edward leaves Bella in New Moon? Bella goes to the Volturi, that's what. She goes to the Volturi, asking for death, but instead gets turned into a vampire. A powerful vampire, that is. Find out what happens by reading this.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Bella
Finally by Hannah303 reviews
This is how I imagined Renesmee's first year of school.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie
The Curse of Aphrodite by iLoveStrawberryAndFreesia reviews
In New Moon what if Edward never come back? What if Bella moved on? But being the danger magnet she is ... After TLO
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Bella, Percy J.
Renesmee's High School Experience by GLEEK727 reviews
Renesmee's first day of high school with the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 13,274 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Ten Months of Preschool by screamattheskyx3 reviews
It's what every kid is excited for and what they anticipate all year. Now Percy is entering pre-school. Current month: September
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2010
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Clyne by xocullen4everxo reviews
Emmett decides to sign up Esme for Wife Swap. What will happen when she switches places with a woman from Oregon? Will the Cullens like their new mommy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,836 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009
The Gods got Facebook! by Tash Salvatore reviews
The Gods got Facebook! RUN! lol
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,861 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010
Charlie's Angel by Saloona reviews
Army man Charlie met the Cullens 1st & knows about vampires. Charlie is bitter they left, what happens when they meet his kids, twins Bella and Felix? He has trained them, they're deadly, they're rich, spoiled and popular. 2 vamps fall for Bella. R&R plz!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,113 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Bella, Felix
Massie's Little Sister by crzydanclvr reviews
What if Masie had a little sister? And she had the same Alpha material as Massie? If you liked the Clique you should love this. R&R! Discontinued!
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010
Christmas with Ares by waterpoloplayer reviews
Ares visits Clarisse before CHB. What happens when her stepdad insults her in front of Ares? oneshot!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Clarisse R., Ares - Complete
Left alone by ayannacullen24 reviews
Edward left ,Victoria Came, Bella was changed and then 1 year later changes Angela Mike and Jessica, 2 years after the cullens left The volturi has a ball for their prince and princess' the most powerful vamps, what do the cullens say BPOV Bye tanya! aha
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella
Guide by asimplecritic reviews
A fangirl's journey to becoming a CCer. Cowritten with The Midnight Doe.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2010
Why Do The Fates Hate Me? by PinkLemonade519 reviews
A story of three different problems; Thalia get's kicked out of the hunt and needs to learn to coupe, Percy worries that when Annabeth leaves for University she'll find some one better, and Nico's girlfriend Rose feels unaperciated. How will they deal?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,901 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Complete
Wishing Doesn't Always Work Luke's POV by avelinette reviews
It's what happens when Luke is in line for judgement in the underworld, kinda overexxagerated. this is my first fanfic, please review, it's just a one-shot. don't read if you haven't read The Last Olympian!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Luke C., Silena B. - Complete
Misery buisness by LokiamiHeart reviews
Bella gets her own back on a certain school bully
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Brooke by OliviaAnnV reviews
Emmett signs Esme up for Wife Swap. The new mom is actually kinda nice... but she hates the Cullens. And what about her husband and kids? Rated T but it could change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,929 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Alice, Esme
Preschool through 5th grade, I've loved you by HarryPotter-vs.-Twilight reviews
When Bella and Edward meet in Pre-school, and he follows her school by school into High School. This can only mean one thing. Love! In 5th grade Eddie tries to get Bella by dating Tanya her best friend to make Bella jealous! Does it work? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Edward, Bella
The first time I ever met you by Specialshipping19 reviews
Percy forgets Annabeth! TT TT Major The Son of Neptune guesses that I have!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Percy not Bianca by AnikaandAj reviews
What if Percy went inside of Talos instead of Bianca in TTC. Did he really die? Chiron discovers he may not be dead and Thalia, Grover, Bianca, and Annabeth search to find out the truth before Luke. Will they be successful? Set after TTC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,767 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Bianca A., Percy J. - Complete
You Dont Know Me by Percabethis4ever reviews
Annabeth accuses Percy that he cheated on her so she leaves him. but she realizes that she loves Percy again and she wants to get him back. But now when she sees percy again he is dating Rachel. What will she do? Percabeth! XD
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,244 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Tabish by red panda with black wings reviews
She had no clue why she started noticing him. All Crescent, daughter of Hephaestus knew was that she found herself watching him. Noone has any clue as to who his godly parent is.And when his 13th birthday comes along, she's not the only one watching.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Complete
Total Drama Elementary School by gandly123 reviews
Chris is back for another season for kids ages 6-8 at an old elementary school with Chef at his assistance in Total Drama Elementary School! Apps are officially open.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Life's a Climb by Alohahh reviews
Edward left Bella broken, alone and pregnant. At 18 she becomes a mom, a vampire and Volturi Princess. The cullens go to Volterra only to come face to face with the broken soul they left all those years ago, but is she as broken as they think?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,234 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie
Wife Swap: Cullen Style, Lee's vs Cullen's by Pepsigirl120 reviews
Since there were a few of these here, I thought it would be fun to make my own. So, what happens when the Cullen's go on Wife Swap? ZivaKateAbby4Eva helped co-author this! Rated T for language later, and other things!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,904 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010
Izzy Volturi by VainVamp reviews
Edward left Bella. Bella was changed and she joins the Volturi. Edward's backs. What happens? -PERMANENT HIATUS-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,031 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella's bad trip by Alice's Fashion reviews
The cullen's and Bella go back to Pheonix for 3 weeks. What the Cullen's didnt know is that Bella was bullied at her old school. Will things change now the Cullen's are with her?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,453 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Bella
You Didn't Beat Apophis? by muzbo123 reviews
The only reason Sadie and Carter had to forget everything was so that they could defeat Apophis. Now seven years later, being told that Apophis is still out there isn't a comforting thought. Sequel to I'm a Demi-God?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,437 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Nico A., Sadie K.
MORP by teetee3 reviews
This is a love story, Percabeth, and there won't be action. This is about if goode high school had a girls' choice dance...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,537 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Pearls in Parachutes by Clary Morgestern reviews
Prolouge; Peeta & Katniss's kids.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
I'm a DemiGod? by muzbo123 reviews
When Sadie goes out one night to buy some milk, she stumbles across a new world. A world which she plays a bigger role in then she first imagined. The characters are a little OOC.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,797 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Nico A., Sadie K. - Complete
Kid Problems by AtlantisCat101 reviews
Nessie and Jacob go hunting together, and when they come back, they’re in for a big, big, surprise. Will they ever undo this new vampire's power?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Artless Jealousy by EricaJaney reviews
We all get jealous sometimes. Even the Cullen boys and girls. Series of chapters about what happens if you mess with a Cullen's mate.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010
Passing Notes by MikaylaAnnabeth reviews
Nico, Thalia, Annabeth, and Percy pass a few notes at English Class & Detention! Really Funny! R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Thalia G., Annabeth C.
The Start of The Volturi: Isabella Volturi by Darken.For.Tear.Drops reviews
Have you ever thought about who turned the Volturi? Well what if it was Bella? But Bella is not like everyother vampire. No she is an immortal child with powers like no other.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,023 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella
Isabella Marie Volturi by Tastetheskittle reviews
Set in New Moon. Edward leaves, and Jake & his pack are looking for Victoria. She's with Quil, when Victoria comes for them & Victoria bites her. Bella joins the Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Poseidon's Daughter by flawedesires reviews
Alice, daughter of Poseidon, winds up in Artemis' care & joins da Hunters, becoming lieutenant. Evil Hecate threatens to take down Olympus-starting with half-bloods! Alice assigned guardian to any & all demigods she can find...Full review inside. Plz R&R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,850 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Complete
No Way! Not Her! by Zeusgal13 reviews
Percy and his friends are have a great time until a new camper comes along. Percy finds out that the new camper is Nancy Bobofits, his 6th grade bully! They end up going on a quest together! She's a Half-Blood but who is her godly parent? After TLO!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,031 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009
That Kid by zutarababe reviews
It all started with that kid. That little baby toddler that apparently is mine and Katara's... Zutara! Set in WAT OCs!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Zuko, Katara
My New Life by ImogenxBiancaxAdam reviews
Silena is just your average, everyday seventh grader. That's where eveyone was wrong. She goes to a camp and learns she's a demigod. Who is her parent? What happens when her brother is taken? What happens when Athena gets possed by Kronos?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,897 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Babysitting by MikaylaAnnabeth reviews
Thalia and Nico babysit their god-daughter, Thea. Nico has a surprise for Thalia! Short Oneshot!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Thalia G., Nico A. - Complete
Getting Percy and Annabeth Together by R.A.Eng reviews
Rae is best buds with Percy and Annabeth and tries to get them together. But what happens when she succeeds, and then tries to break then up? Please review I'd love to hear what you think! P.s. I don't own anything.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,741 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Clique Goes to China by scintillating stars reviews
-"Be prepared to become the laughingstock of our school, the bottom of the social pyramid, as LBR as possible."- the Pretty Committee goes to China for their freshman year. When they meet the alphas there, who will come out on top? HIATUS.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,941 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010
Zutara Week 2010 by NorthernLights25 reviews
It's that time of year again. Zutara week 2010 is here, the prompts include family, change, pain, date, harmony, alternate universe and storm. Please read and review!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Katara, Zuko
Different Things Are Always The Same by FictionNetwork reviews
Zutara Week 2010! Drabbles. Family, Change, Pain, Harmony, AU, Storm.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,473 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Demigod Seas High by Havok's Girl reviews
Zack, Cody and the gang, are about to meet some of the demigods that have a new assignment: Find all the half-bloods in Seven Seas High and bring them to camp. Set a year after the war, Luke will be dead, and Percabeth promised.
Crossover - Suite Life series & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010
Family by magiclover90 reviews
Zutara Week 2010. Theme: Family
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
An Unexpected Family by runonrain reviews
Zuko always longed to a part of something. Zutara Week day 1!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Zutara Week 2010 by Nicky-Pickle-25 reviews
Zutara Week 2010 is here! With stories from family, to date night, to AU, to storms, Zuko and Katara come together in 7 days of romance, comedy, and/or angst!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Zuko, Katara
Family by JennyGranger reviews
Day 1 of Zutara Week.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
ZK wk Family by Mz.zutara4sho reviews
Zutara week- day one family. One of the kids ask an uncomfortable question.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Thunderbolt Criminal by Padfoot's Blondie reviews
AU Annabeth visits Percy and Grover's school after Grover and Chiron figure out that Percy's a half blood. But, when he finds out he's a demigod, will Percy be able to cope with the stress that comes with being an extremely powerful half blood? some slash
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,907 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Wife Swap Files Book One: Demigods and Vampires by SisterOfAnElvenWannabe reviews
This is the first story in a planned series about different book characters going on Wife Swap. The Cullens including Jacob and Renesmee's children swap wives with Percy and Annabeth's family. What will happen? Will they discover each others secrets? R&R.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,158 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Esme, Annabeth C.
The New Girl by mishalina reviews
A new half-blood has joined camp: a sixteen-year-old daughter of Athena. Building everyone's trust quickly, she rises to the top of the popularity chain. But when things start to go horribly wrong, Annabeth and Percy start to wonder: can she be trusted?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,499 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Constellation by HappyCranberry reviews
Renesmee Cullen is 16 and starting high school for the first time. But the Cullens' quiet forever is complicated by the romantic tension between Nessie and Jacob, and a sinister puzzle with implications for the entire vampire world. Breaking Dawn sequel
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,570 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
First Tyson Now Audrey by ItalianVamp reviews
Percy and his friends meet Audrey, Percy's new half-sister.You'd think that'd be a little cool, but think again. Audrey is nothing like Percy, and begin to despise each other terribly. Things only get worse when their arguments heat up into worse causes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,645 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Luke C., Percy J.
PercyAnnabeth A New Future by HarryGinnyDxC reviews
Percy and Annabeth have started their life together, just some short sweet drabbles that are all related in one way or another. Characters belong to Disney and Rick Riorden besides the kids i made them.Sorry the chapters are so short ill make em longer
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Dear Diary by NotSorry reviews
What happens when Percy reads Annabeth's diary? Story of young love, Family ties and proof that blood is thicker than water. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,024 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
After Math by NickiAngel66 reviews
Bella takes a visit to Phoneix. She returns and Tanya has Edward in her arms. Bella runs to the Vollturi. Will Aro kill her or keep her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,549 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Bella
Percy meets the Cullens by Queen Duchess reviews
Percy meets Edward, Alice, Jasper, Rosalie, Emmett, Bella, Nessie and maybe even Jacob. Please review! :
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2010
Of Godly Proportions by MariposaPhoenix reviews
Carter and Sadie thought they'd walk through Central Park. But being taken to Camp Half-Blood as hostages wasn't in their plans. MY FIRST FIC! Crossover fic of 'The Kane Chronicles' and 'Percy Jackson and the Olympians'. RxR
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Nico A., Sadie K.
A New School year by Umbra Wolfe reviews
The Cullens are back at school, but now with Isabella and Renesmee and Jacob joining there secret life. What new story will the Cullens make up? How Will Isabella fare in her first school year as a vampire? Will Renesmee survive her first day?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010
Solstice by Coralie101 reviews
Set in middle of New Moon. Edward left and Victoria, not Laurent, turned Bella into a vampire and Bella now lives with the Volturi. Now, 56 years later, Bella returns to Forks with boyfriend Alec and friend Jane. What if she meets Edward there?BxE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Born of Revenge by CFBlessed reviews
Percy&Olympians,its year 2. A girl finds out shes a demigod at a young age and accepts it but it starts to be dangerous.she gets to camp halfblood and is sent on a quest.will she live or will the news kill her?what does Hades do to demigods?review plz
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,677 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Luke C., Percy J.
Better Now by azngirl123 reviews
Percy starts to put his job above his love for Annabeth. Because of this she leaves, what happens when he realizes what he did and chases her?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Nomad Princess by silverwings1986 reviews
Another spin off on Bella meeting vampires when she was eight. Please enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, James
Sneak Attack by Lerysakon reviews
One Shot Katara does NOT like being sneaked up on. But not all sneak attacks are bad, right?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Forgive me? by Lerysakon reviews
One shot He was looking at her intensely. A lump formed in her throat. "Forgive me?" his husky voice broke the silence.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Basket Boy Auction by flourelle reviews
What happens when Percy is auctioned off at school? PERCABETH, of course!-ON HIATUS.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Love is the Answer by TomRiddle94 reviews
Percy and Annabeth haven't talked since the end of war, which was only a few weeks ago. But now that Annabeth is moving to New York, could their feelings be different towards each other? And could Rachel actually be...jealous? Takes place after TLO. R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,663 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Heart Is Deceitful by Sometimes-You've-Gotta-Live reviews
When Edward leaves Bella for Tanya, Bella joins a band. Until Victoria finds the band and changes them all. Bella see's Alice and Jasper at a concert and visits the Cullens again after 20 years. But will she accept Edward with open arms? I dont think so!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Lifetime by ShadowPalace reviews
Proposing is never easy, especially when you're Percy Jackson. This is the story of when Percy Jackson proposed to Annabeth Chase/The story of Percy and Annabeth's wedding/Other memorable moments! The story of a lifetime of moments the couple has shared.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,225 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Short DuncanCourtney futurefic by HarryGinnyDxC reviews
Duncan and Courtney have kids and this is what their like. Duncan/Courtney belong to teletoon and cartoon network.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Duncan, Courtney - Complete
Future PercyAnnabeth Family FLUFF by HarryGinnyDxC reviews
Just a FLUFF about percy and annnabeths future family. REVIEW PLZ. All Characters belong to Rick Riorden and Disney, besides the Kids. Will tie into my other Annabeth/Percy Fic. THANKS FOR THE REVIEWS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Stupid Mike! by likethestarsthat-shine reviews
What happens when Mike comes to the Cullen household after Bella's first hunting trip as a vampire? He just never gives up! What happens when he meets the certain daughter of Edward and Bella, Renesmee? Will he take the hint? Slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,404 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Mike, Bella - Complete
Made For You by OneRepublic reviews
Short one-shot Percabeth. Set one year after TLO. Percy and Annabeth at a Goode dance.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Complete
Trying to be Normal by McIrishGirl reviews
Trying to be normal high school kids: normal relationships, normal school sports...normal behavior. But that's easier said than done when you're a demigod. Percabeth. This is my first fanfic so be nice please!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Back again yet not the same by Adri1577 reviews
Edward left Bella a century ago and now it's another new school year for the Cullen family, all eight of them. They go back to Forks to be engulfed in questions. On Hiatus. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,737 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Edward
The Numerous Encounters of Teenage Vampires by Rosa Le Barge reviews
Carlise comes home and finds a letter from the Wife Swap Crew. Esme goes away for two weeks, and pranks are played on the new mom. But these aren't the same, and this time the Denalis participate too. Better than it sounds. Different than others. Chance?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,955 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Esme - Complete
Witch and the Weasel by Rockondudes95 reviews
What if Wisty and Byron met before school and before he turned her and Whit in? Wyron
Witch & Wizard - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Wisty A., Byron S. - Complete
Bella and The Volturi by Lovedragons reviews
Bella was extremely broken up about her break up with Edward, so to end her pain she goes to the Volturi. What happens when she meets the Cullens 50 years later as a part of the guard.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Bella
Izzy Volturi by BellaCullen93 reviews
Edward left bella, and she goes and joins the volturi and becomes their princess. When the Cullens come to visit, what happens, will she forgive Edward?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Demetri
Reunion by J3nna reviews
Forks High had arranged for a reunion for the class of ’06 ten years past graduation. When we had gotten the invitation, I had casually thrown it away. Or, should I say, tried to casually throw it away. Edward/Bella, both vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Love &War by normalgirl21 reviews
Percy is jealous when Annabeth is with someone else. Will he take revenge? Read and find out! R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
The Cullens and Bella in Phoenix by vampiregurl97 reviews
Edward decides to take Bella to Phoenix to visit her freinds with the rest of his siblings but what happens when they have to face Jocks, poppulars, and gossip. This is between Newmoon and Eclips so they are not engaged! It's funny and T for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,340 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Wickers by Portrait reviews
The Cullen family signs up for the show Wife Swap. Parody.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,105 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Esme, Alice - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen Family vs Smith Family by teamcullen1395 reviews
Okay, so I was reading some other wife swap stories and had an idea for one. First fanfic. let me know if it sucks or not. rated T just to be safe. Post BD w/ Renesmee and Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,636 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010
Bad Romance by Mizz Twilight reviews
Pre Eclipse. Bella finds out a secret, While in Italy Alec Volturi "Vampire imprinted" on her and she finds herself Joining The Volturi and becoming Alec's Mate?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Alec, Bella
Hard as a Feather, Soft as a Stone by sPunkY.sTeLLar reviews
Isabella Swan, the school's Queen comes back from a school exchange program and meets Edward Cullen, the new King of the school. Can she break Edward's tough exterior? Can he see through Bella's facade? -first fanfic- ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 50,397 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Black Fire by Crimson Love20 reviews
Mark and Courtney are high school sweethearts; oh yeah, and vampires. What happens when they find themselves face-to-face with the Cullens? And what will become of them when Renesmee devises an evil plan to get rid of Courtney? ExB, AxJ, RxEm, RenXJacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,441 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009
a new bella? by crazy4gaga reviews
edward and the cullens leave bella in new moon. what if Victioria found her and changed her? 100 years pass and bella and her new coven go to bella's old school but what if the cullens come back and see the new bella?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
blazing comet by twilight ej reviews
the cullens and bella go to visit the denali clan to help tanya who gets a huaman friend to make edward jealous.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
And A Happy New Year by littleblackcupcake reviews
Threeshot set after BotL. Annabeth is visiting Percy over winter break and shows him pictures from her school trip to Paris. He sees a photo of her with a French boy. Drama ensues. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
A Blessing in Disguise by luvnovels123 reviews
Edward cheated on Bella with Tanya and Bella found out.Bella decided to join the Volturi Guard to try to take her mind off her heartbreak.Will she cope with the help of an unexpected Volturi member?What if Edward wants Bella back when he sees her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,412 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Bella, Alec - Complete
Twilight meets The CliquexPost Breaking Dawn by vanillabean.yum reviews
The Cullens move to Westchester. Nessie goes to OCD and Jake goes to Briarwood. What will the Pretty Committee do to Nessie?Will Massie declare her as an LBR? or Pretty Committee potential? SAME PAIRINGS Please Review!
Crossover - Clique & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 63,434 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009
Tough Choice by curiousitylove1998 reviews
Set after Edward leaves Bella. Bella turns into a vampire and joins the volturi.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dark Angel by IchigosGirl27 reviews
After Edward left in New moon, The Volturi came for Bella, she joined them and ended up being the most powerful vampire in existence, What happens when The Cullens visit the Volturi? Will Bella let them back into her heart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Everyone bow down to Princess Isabella of Volturi by vampiregurl97 reviews
It has been 15 years since Edward left and now Bella is he extremly hot powerful princess. What happens when a very special coven shows up to stay for a while? Fighting, reuniting, parties, jealousy and much more!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,081 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Prom night by Artemis GoH reviews
Thalia, Annabeth, Rachel, and Percy all go to the same High school. Percy and Annabeth are dating. They’re all at the prom. Rachel, Thalia, and Annabeth are BFFs. Everyone @ the school knows about the war etc...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Moonrise by VampireGirl1313 reviews
A Twilight story: Renesmee returns to Forks with her family when she is physically 17 years old. She attends the same high school as her parents, hoping to finally live her life with others. Except, she gets more than she bargained for. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,011 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Unfamiliar Sunrise by KateDevlin reviews
Renesmee is now ten years old and it's time for the Cullen family, along with Jacob, to return to high school. What happens to all of them, however, when Nessie starts to grow up in very human ways?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Olympus on Romance by lulu halulu reviews
The gods of Olympus have just found out that Percy and Annabeth are dating. Uh oh! Percabeth! Oneshot. Post TLO!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
So Your Moms Run Away With The Circus by Ch-Ch-Cherry Bomb reviews
Bella has been best friends with the Hale/Cullen/McCarthy gang since they were kids. Bella wants to be with Edward but when he drops a bombshell even bigger then Renee ditching Bella for the circus, there lives turn upside down. AH,BxE AxJ ExR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,343 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Little Bella Cullen by tammyxcullen reviews
Bella is found by the Cullens when she is 3 and is all alone after her family dies from a car crash. She grows up in a house full of vampires. Funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,766 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Cut Out The Stars by LightningWasDesire reviews
After a living a life being sheltered, Renesmee Cullen desides she wants to go to High School: Here is where she makes friends and lives a life of her own. She finds out the important things in life and what it means to be a real friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,350 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Threes a crowd by tashaandjessi-twilightrocksxxx reviews
Nessie and the rest of the cullens are going back to high school. But what happens when Jacob goes with them bringing his girlfriend Leah along.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,823 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Full Orbit by CrimsonPromises reviews
THEY'RE BACK! After nearly 20 years the Cullens, and a few extras come back to Forks and attend Forks High School...again.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,174 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
Twilight by MagnifiqueTwilight reviews
A poem based on Bella's POV in Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Dawn Sequel by Luvinlifee reviews
The Cullens return to Forks seven years later and they finally tell Charlie the truth. Jacob asks Renesmee a very important question. They also go to a new school. After Breaking Dawn. FINISHED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,928 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Subterfuge by Jane of Volterra reviews
What if Jane and Alec are forced on their worst mission yet accompanied with Felix and Heidi to visit their least favourite place on earth, Forks, and attend school to spy on the Cullen's "devil spawn?" Surely a prospect they will not enjoy at all.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,551 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Alec, Jane
Edward and Bella movie date by vampiregurl97 reviews
Edward and Bella go to the movies and run into some freinds: Mike, Jessica, etc. This is before New Moon but after bella gets her cast of.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Leaving You Alice and Edward POV by nessiestibbs reviews
this is mizzimperfect's story "Never Leaving You" in Alice and Edwards POV. Seven months after Edward leaves in New Moon Bella gets a surprise guest. How will Bella feel when she finds out Edward had fallen in love again? Completed
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Complete
Not Again! by ChloeJoMusic reviews
It's back to school time again. All the Cullen kids are going back to school.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella
The visitors by brittishgallaghergirl reviews
Edward left and never came back. Bella is changed by the victoria. Bella joins the volturi and goes by the name of izzy. What happens when the volturi expect some visitors.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella
Our Time Now by Inkaria reviews
Set in Ithaca, New York where Jacob & Renesmee are enrolled in the High School. Renesmee is thrilled to have her best friend in school with her, while Jacob hates seeing Nessie with her first boyfriend! RCxOC, eventual RCxJB. !Disclaimer:in Profile!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,075 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
With a name like Cullen, it has to be dazzling by maggiekb reviews
The Cullens are in a creative writing class together. The teacher assigns them to edit a popular slogan so that it reflects their partner. Bella is human, Cullens are vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
Back At Forks High School by yalrac reviews
What happens when 100 years later the Cullen's come back to Fork High School. I know it's a stupid title but it was all i could think of.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 63,557 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009
Sibling Torture by The Evil Hershey Panda reviews
Percy has a new sibling! But siblings can't like each other...can they? Annabeth is getting really jealous of the new relationship and Grover has to settle the conflict as they all go on a new quest! Don't like? Don't read. ON HOLD
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,736 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009
Volturi Love by fishcakesandbread reviews
Edward left Bella in Fo