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Joined 06-24-03, id: 405818, Profile Updated: 07-09-09
Author has written 21 stories for Harry Potter, X-overs, Spider-Man, Greek Mythology, Misc. Movies, Artemis Fowl, Pirates of the Caribbean, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Death Note.

Alright! Nobody panic!! It's okay. I am Funness. I just changed my Pen Name. It's okay. All my stories are still here. I will keep updating. Breathe. I promise, everything will be okay.

Note to self: Pirates fic had 1005 views before chapter confusion.

Movie fanfic is so hard! Transferring it to written media is like trying to fit a circular peg into a square hole! I have to be careful of writing too much dialogue and relying on character action to portray plot...oh man!

Quotes!

From fanfic:

"Damn Franchise" - Captain Jack

"You dishonest lout!" Ann screamed. She slowly headed for the door.
Jack heaved a great sigh. "Pirate," he reminded.

"No, Minerva. I can only assume that they are here for the same reason Miss Short is here. Miss Short is not very hard to disguise, but these are full grown men—"
"I beg your pardon?" Elrond asked, an annoyed tone in his voice. - Dumbledore and Elrond

"You never know. This Muggle might be the smartest of them all. He might be descended from the great Muggle Alfred Einstein." - Ron Weasley

"Family, however distant, is still family, and it is downright plebeian to have such feelings for one's family." - Artemis Fowl

"Oy! Moony! You owe me ten galleons!" - Sirius Black

“Love, when my time came, Davy Jones the second forgot one very important thing; I’m Captain Jack Sparrow.”

"Aunt May, there's something I ought to tell you," he started. He told himself that she needed to know why the villains tried to get to her.
"If it's about Spider-Man, I already know," she stopped with a smile.
"Y-you d-do?" This is unexpected, he thought.
"Of course. Since you take his pictures, all these people think you know where to find him."

"Jackie, as close as you and I are, I seriously doubt we share nightmares," Peter jokingly said.
Jackie made a face. "You try getting thrown off a building, see if you like it!"

"Screw it! I’m gonna take back the Dutchman, maybe exact some revenge, oo! and have a piña colada!" - Davy Jones

"One thing you learn from being immortal is that no matter what boots you’re wearing, water’s always wet." - Jack Sparrow

More later!

Please review my stories. More than likely I'll find yours and give them a read-through.

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Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 7006 - Favs: 7,251 - Follows: 4,174 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Death Note: 3rd Arc by K-Danuve reviews
Alt ending to the anime. Massive SPOILERS! Just to let you know, things are not always as the seem. Chapter 33: The Slayer has struck again, Sayu's in college, and Light's plan begins to come together.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 188,338 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 6/30/2009
L's Protector by Ice Angel262 reviews
This is not a yaoi fanfic...for once! This is a story I came up with to save L from dieing! This will be an LxOC. Take this as a spoiler warning. If you have not finished the series I suggest you don't read this! Happy reading unyan!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,892 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - L - Complete
The Legacy by Sunoko reviews
To this day, I think Vash is a very silly man.
Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Meryl, Vash - Complete
The Ultimate Foe by It'sTimeToDance reviews
Alfred takes a holiday, leaving the Dynamic Duo to face their greatest challenge yet...Oneshot, a tad random.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
Strangers on a Train by Jen K reviews
Based on Spider-man 2. The people on the train Spider-man saved meet him at different points as Peter Parker. Will they recognize him?
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,577 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 8/24/2004
The Greatest Adventure Yet, Savvy? by elizcalvert reviews
What would happen if Captain Jack Sparrow had a pirate daughter Margot, and the Turners had a womanizing son Johnny? Johnny joins the Sparrows on the greatest adventure yet. Set after my version of the third movie.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,130 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
The World Without Me by Eternal Cosmos reviews
Harry won the war against Voldemort but at a terrible price.Fawkes gives him another chance in a new world where he died as an infant and where Voldemort still lurks in the shadows...but not for long, because when one exists the other cannot survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 188,711 - Reviews: 5125 - Favs: 8,020 - Follows: 3,487 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Curse of the White Sword by Jocelyn reviews
Will and Elizabeth's wedding plans are thrown off by a new curse on the Caribbean. Jack Sparrow and the the Black Pearl run into old friends, famous pirates, a mysterious sword, and battle the sea itself! Just in time for the movie come out: COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,456 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Complete
Caught In The Act of Love by Courtney Belle reviews
COMPLETE. Movieverse. Five months after Doc Ock's demise and Peter and MJ are still going strong. A simple fluffy look at a typical meeting between the two.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,522 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Complete
Letters From Home by Caitlyn1 reviews
The much awaited Lessons for Life sequel. Chloe Potter goes to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,701 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 4/22/2005 - Published: 9/19/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Even Heroes Fall by draigonfire reviews
As England is plunged into darkness and the good struggle to remain, two battle-weary women find their fates intertwined as they learn that the things they expect to happen and the things that do are rarely the same. DG, HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,477 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 6/29/2004
Misconception by Dejana Talis reviews
Born of a queen and king who loved their daughter long before she was concieved, I live my life in the shadow of a child who never existed, who was destroyed by my creation. Will they ever love me as they loved Small Lady?
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,234 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
Musings on Cowardice by Angel15116 reviews
A ghost Muses on his decision about his own death and why he made it after the death of Sirius. R and R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2004
Of Magic and Mayhem by Nallasariel the Weeper reviews
AF x HP In which War is declared between Wizards and Fairies, Artemis Fowl manipulates, Juliet is 'Fwoopered', Hermione is righteous, Holly can't plan, McGonagall is melodramatic, Dorian Grey is in love with Lenore, and Butler is seiged by Paparazzi.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 79,656 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Artemis F., Butler
Broken Vows by Formosa reviews
He promised he'd come back. I'd promised I'd wait for him. I'd sworn I would live to see him again. But some vows are made to be broken. This just happens to be one of them. OneShot. SiriusOC. PreHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
Something to Live For by Serena-chan1 reviews
Movie-verse: This takes place right after the first movie. MJPP pairing. Pretty angsty toward the beginning, but major fluff warning at the end. COMPLETE STORY! rr!
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Complete
Equilibria by EtherealShadow reviews
During his sixth year, Harry winds up in the past- with his parents. All is well until an accident changes everything, and the future he returns to is not what he expected...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2004 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Harry P.
Mary Jane by LordLanceahlot reviews
This story is VERY AU. It starts before the trip to the lab where Peter is transformed. It’s told through MJ’s eyes as she witnesses Peter’s incredible transformation. It’s not the movie through MJ’s eyes, it’s… more based on Peter and MJ
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,380 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/18/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004
Identity Crisis by jjonahjameson reviews
Spoilers for the second movie. How can you expect a trainfull of people to keep a secret?
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Complete
Madness by SnowEyes reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange is mad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Bellatrix L.
Pianissimo by llivla reviews
in the aftermath of Yeshua's death thoughts of disillusioned love and broken trust. bring your own subtext mary magdalene x yeshua
Bible - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Complete
Folly by Bored Beyond Belief reviews
Severus Snape POV of who Harry Potter has become Post OotP - Cookie
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Grim Dawn by Robin4 reviews
Prior to Harry’s third year, he leaves the Dursleys, desperate to escape. But before the Knight Bus can stumble upon him, he encounters someone far different, and his world begins to change. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,007 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Promises Unbroken by Robin4 reviews
Sirius Black remained the Secret Keeper and everything he feared came to pass. Ten years later, James and Lily live, Harry attends Hogwarts, and Voldemort remains…yet the world is different and nothing is as it seems. AU, updated for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 170,882 - Reviews: 2877 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Valiant by Neci reviews
Even the bravery of a Gryffindor is sometimes not enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2003
Lessons For Life by Caitlyn1 reviews
Eight years after Hogwarts, Harry recieves a letter from Dudley. What does he want? A bit of something for everyone! Now completed! *update* Changes have been made till chapter 21. Enjoy the new scenes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,425 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 9/15/2002 - Published: 10/19/2000 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Telling the Tale by StormyWolfBowler reviews
Jalil gets the last say on the series. DISCONTINUED... for now. If you would read and give any suggestions it would be much appricieated! If not, I will just take it off and wrtie the part that I wanted to get to. PLEASE HELP ME!!!
Everworld - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/1/2002 - Published: 5/18/2002
Into the Clear by deleria reviews
manga universe, more or less Meryl has decided to tell Vash her feelings and Vash doesn't react as well as he could have — but not to worry, he's going to try and fix things. Vash x Meryl COMPLETE!
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,428 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/28/2002 - Published: 3/14/2002 - Meryl, Vash - Complete
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Just a Dream reviews
L wakes up after everything's done to find that it had all been an elaborate dream. It may have been a dream, but L has to make sure nothing like it happens in the real world. Spoilers!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,697 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - L
His Pet Peeve reviews
-TDK- No longer just a one-shot! A couple kids are trying to shoot a movie the Joker doesn't like. If there's one thing he's a stickler about, it's Canon. Spoilers!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008
The Heir to the Pirate King reviews
Post AWE. Present Day. SPOILERS. When time's up, our favorite Davy Jones Successor will find out that Pirate Kings can't be immortal. How far is Isabelle Mason, the last of the Turner line so far, willing to go to ensure his happiness?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,373 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/30/2007
Harry Potter and the Rest of His Life reviews
Dreams plague Harry Potter since that fateful day of loosing the one he loved. When strangers enter the Wizarding World, how will Harry cope when both remind him so strongly of those he lost? Sequel to Harry Potter and the Falling Stars.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,224 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Harry P.
The Fae Fortune reviews
A girl at St. Bartleby's! Preposterous! But she's there, and she seems to be part of an elaborate and strange bloodline...That's somehow connected to the Fowls'. Before Opal Deception Rated just to be safe.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/26/2006 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Artemis F.
The Pivotal Five reviews
Five great stories come together in an epic imbalance that sets the world of fantasy on its side. Each people from each story must learn to put their differences aside and work together to save their own world, and the world of reality.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,856 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 4/25/2004
Time Traveling the Wrong Way reviews
MPP:: Remus was given a time travel device for keeping up with his studies. What happens when Sirius makes him break it, and the three are sent all over time? Rated just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Here Without You reviews
Hermione's death was the trigger. The dominoes are in motion. When will the death and destruction end?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Vagabond reviews
Seabisquit fic.Red Pollard has injured himself once again, and is reduced to running errands for the Bisquit, and training him. No longer racing, he finds a very interesting character on the streets. Rated for Language.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/29/2005
The Pentillos Five reviews
Not a dimension fic! Five cousins are used to living a normal life until their mothers are murdered. Why? What use are they to this 'Dark Lord' who's suddenly after them and their fathers?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 2/11/2005
Neither Can Live While the Other Survives reviews
A lot of things have happened to Harry since he graduated from Hogwarts. A mistake he made turned into a blessing. Life is torn away from key players, and Voldemort is banished. But with the Death Eaters still at large, who can say that the world is still
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Harry P.
A Cat's Life reviews
Found some challenge and it started like this "There are other cats at Hogwarts that we don't know about." I thought it was pretty cool, but I can't remember where I found it, so I figured, what the hey, it's another One-Shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Complete
Wild Goose Chase reviews
Tikvah Ariel's Challenge. What do Bellatrix and Gildorey Lockhart have in common? Absolutely nothing, and the challenge was to write a fic with them in it, and several other odd entities. All without other characters. Hmph. Hope I pulled it off.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Bellatrix L., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Of Birds and Hunters reviews
Rated just to be safe. The rollar coaster of leaving home has finally come to a halt, and Peter Parker is left scarred and in emotional turmoil. A best friend he thinks he loves doesn't help, and new problems arise as tempers flare, cruelty reaches new he
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,285 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 9/21/2004
Severing Ties reviews
Things are looking up for Peter. It had been a few months since Doctor Octavius passed away, and Peter was getting his life on track except for a few things that wouldn't let him be. That's all about to change as someone, somewhere, needs Peter, and he's
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,666 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/6/2004 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Complete
The Blind Spot in the Seer's Eyes reviews
One young wizard with powers Professor Trelawny never even dreamed of. A man twisted in his bloodlust. The time for action is now. Follow the young wizard as he learns of deception, and how his powers have condemned him. 4th Chapter REVAMPED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,707 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 7/19/2004
Harry Potter and the Falling Stars reviews
Sequel to Harry Potter and Secrets Untold. You can try to read it without reading Harry Potter and Secrets Untold, but you might not totally understand some of the things going on...Summary inside! It's Completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,289 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 6/8/2004 - Complete
The Legend of the Promise Ring reviews
In the land of Roman gods and goddesses roams a girl who is coming into her own. She has many a resentment against her home, and looks for something better than her normal life. Little does she know of the things about to befall her home, the Citadel.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2004 - Published: 7/19/2004
The Muse Concert reviews
Rated for swearing and insinuations of it. Four sisters coerce Professor Dumbledore to hold a concert for the seventh years. He's written to the future for some song ideas...MWPP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,221 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Complete
Why? reviews
PG-13 for swearing. If you're like me, you ask "Why?" to an awful lot of things. This story just happens to answer the question, "Why is Voldemort the way he is?" Won't be answered in one chapter, but I'm going through his life, from first year on up to t
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 3/2/2004 - Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Secrets Untold reviews
Story not centered around foreign exchange students, they are part of the plot, though...OotP spoilers...beware. i tried my hardest to make my OCs nonmarysueish so please forgive me if they come off that way...Summary inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,434 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2004 - Published: 8/23/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
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