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Author has written 5 stories for Glee.

22. Procrastinator.

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Online and Anonymous by SunMonTue reviews
By day Dave is a quiet attentive school student, but by night he's a smut-writing fanfic-writer who ships Johnlock. Kurt's never heard of fanfiction before Blaine tells him about it but he's about to be exposed to a whole new world. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,559 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 3/14/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Your Bear by Spooky Bibi reviews
Kurt wants everyone to know that he's with a bear. Dave wishes it was true. Silliness and fluff, with a tiny side of angst and pining.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Cover My Heart by Totoro-Pirate reviews
Kurt and Dave find each other again 8 years after graduating Highschool during one night when Kurt walks into Dave's tattoo studio, drunk out of his mind and demanding a tattoo. How much can 8 years change a person? Written for the 2013 Kurtofsky Gift Exchange.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,286 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Counters by louisestrange reviews
Dystopian AU. Dave & Kurt meet on the floor, pedalling to earn credits to buy their chance out of the drudgery, and are drawn together in a world that won't let them have what they want. Can they stick to the rules, work their way towards their dreams, or will they risk it all to be together? Romance/Angst/Sci-fi.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 124,088 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Big Dreamer by Clef Longfellow reviews
Dave lost his wife, his job, and likes his whiskey. He decides to return to Lima to pick up the pieces and runs into an old crush. A/U, future fic, Slash! Dark Comedy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,757 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Sail Across The Sun by EleanorLilyPotter reviews
"Dave had sledgehammered is way into Kurt's life, had plastered himself to the raw walls of Kurt's heart and now, in a sudden move that was at the very least immensely rude, he had refused to let himself be removed." Kurtofsky. Second sequel to ALSWLR.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,188 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Freeze Dried Romance by EleanorLilyPotter reviews
"He would have expected Kurt to fill the silence, just like he seems to fill every single empty hole in Dave's life lately – and yeah, that's either incredibly corny or incredibly gross." First Sequel to Acts Like Summer, Walks Like Rain. Kurtofsky.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,449 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Save Me by camdenspenser reviews
Married, closeted, and old before his time, Dave rolls the dice on a chance to do things differently, to live the life he was meant to live.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,155 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/9/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Acts Like Summer, Walks Like Rain by EleanorLilyPotter reviews
Kurt gave Dave his number after Prom. And that should have been it, because Dave was never going to call. But throw in hormones, unrequited love and a pinch of summer heat during five-hour phone conversations and the sky is their limit. Kurtofsky.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,749 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Bright Lights and Paying Customers by Camunki reviews
It's been six years since Kurt Hummel's apparent suicide, and Dave is drowning his sorrow in alcohol and rent boys. But when he finds a drug-addicted prostitute that looks eerily like his high school crush, he just can't let it go. Kurtofsky, Slash, M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,431 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
The Worst That Could Happen by LucyToo reviews
Kurt tries to help Dave find his way out of the closet. When things go more wrong for Dave than Kurt ever would have guessed, it's up to Kurt to help Dave pick up the pieces. Non-con, violence, homophobia, Kurtofsky. Now complete!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,927 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Seasons Change by knittycat99 reviews
Picks up after the events of Watch Me Fly; there's coffee and coming out and college. And maybe an Epic Romance, if the boys can ever get their act together.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,849 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
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Sharing Different Heartbeats reviews
Watching all of his friends go out and chase their dreams while he stood by and watched had to be one of the most difficult things Kurt Hummel had dealt with since the death of his mother. Or so he thought. With the upcoming summer comes new friendships, new dreams, and really tough decisions. Set directly after 'Goodbye'.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,460 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
If My Heart's Gonna Break Before the Night Will End reviews
Kurt and Dave run into each other in New York and become really good friends. Everything is great. That is until Kurt's ex, Adam, informs him that he is bad at sex. But this could work out for them. Kurt is not a very good lay and Dave is a nervous virgin. They can help each other out. What could possibly go wrong?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,751 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2014 - [Kurt H., D. Karofsky] - Complete
Everything Happens Eventually reviews
Dave does become a sports agent and he and his partner are happy with their son. Or so he thought. In the wake of his partner leaving him, Dave is left in a bind. Luckily Santana swoops in to help out and it turns out she is still in close contact with a certain other Glee Club member from McKinley...
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,874 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Memories reviews
When you are with the one you love, everyday is full of new memories.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
5 Weddings Kurt Hummel Was Obligated To Attend reviews
Five weddings that Kurt Hummel was obligated to attend and one he wouldn't have missed for anything.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete