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Author has written 22 stories for Harry Potter, Outsiders, Hunger Games, Series Of Unfortunate Events, and Avatar: Last Airbender.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!razy political activist.
I'M PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be act.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I HANG OUT WITH GUYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE OTAKU, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm STRAIGHT, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a band, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.
I'm white and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST just do it to fit in with everyone.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm defensive, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud - mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a stereotype.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (Does liking the color count?)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in the school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion. (I am against abortion)
I'm DANISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Yep, that's me.)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I don't CURSE, so I MUST be a sissy.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm DANISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I spot GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian. (Who needs a boyfriend when you have a computer?)
I don't need ROMANCE to feel like my life is worth living; I MUST have something wrong with me.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting. (Pish posh.)
I love MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (The ones at Disney World rock!)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp. (I don't exactly cry, I just have constant tears in my eyes)
I can't help pointing out MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE, so I must be an arsonist
'There, now you know a little about me.'
YOUR GUY SIDE:
1. You love hoodies.
2. You love jeans.
3. Dogs are better than cats.
4. It's hilarious when people get hurt.
5. You've played with/against boys on a team.
6. Shopping is torture.
7. Sad movies suck.
8. You own/ed an X-Box.
9. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
10. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
11. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
12. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
13. You watch sports on TV.
14. Gory movies are cool.
15. You go to your dad for advice.
16. You own like a trillion baseball caps.
17. You like going to high school football games.
18. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
19. Baggy pants are cool to wear.
20. It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
21. Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
22. You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
23. Sports are fun.
24. Talk with food in your mouth.
25. Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 20/25 (Wow, and I happen to be a girl...)
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
1. You wear lip gloss/stick.
2. You love skirts.
3. Cats are better than dogs.
4. You love to shop.
5. You wear eyeliner.
6. You wear the colour pink.
7. Go to your mom for advice.
8. Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
9. You hate wearing the colour black.
10. You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
11. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
12. You like wearing jewellery. (Bracelets only!)
13. Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
14. You don't like the movie Star Wars.
15. You were in gymnastics/dance.
16. It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
17. You smile a lot more than you should.
18. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
19. You care about what you look like.
20. You like wearing dresses when you can.
21. You like wearing body perfume/ spray.
22. You love the movies.
23. Used to play with dolls as little kid.
24. Like being the star of everything.
TOTAL: 7/24 (Oh good Lord...)
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
3. Do you plan outfits?
4. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
5. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?
The sofa covers
6. Do you say aim or a-i-m?
What kind of question is that?
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I don't dream
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
9. What are you craving right now?
Ice cold coke
10. Do you floss?
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
12. When was the last time you talked on aiYeam?
13. Are you emotional?
14. Would you dance to the taco song?
15. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Yep, in hide & seek
16. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
17. Do you like your hair?
18. Do you like yourself?
19. Have you ever met a celebrity?
I am a celebrity
20. Do you like cottage cheese?
21. What are you listening to right now?
22. How many countries have you visited?
Four or five
23. Are your parents strict?
24. Would you go sky diving?
25. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
26. Would you throw potatoes at him?
27. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
28. Have you ever been in a castle?
39. Do you rent movies often?
40. Have you made a prank phone call?
41. Do you own a gun?
Swords; yes, guns; no
42. Can you count backwards from 74?
43. Who are you going to be with tonight?
It's actually midnight right now
44. Brown or white eggs?
45. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
46. Ever been on a train?
47. Ever been in love?
48. Do you have a cell-phone?
Maybe, maybe not
49. Are you too forgiving?
50. Do you use chap stick?
51. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
52. Can you use chop sticks?
53. Ever have cream puffs?
54. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
55. What was the last question you asked?
How can you stand to read that disgusting book? (And the Mountains Echoed, Khaled Hosseini)
56. What was the last CD you bought?
The Dark Knight Rises
57. Boys or girls?
What's that supposed to mean? I'm straight but I still think guys are slimy.
58. What is your bus number for school?
Don't have one
59. Is your hair curly?
60. Last time you cried?
It's been a while
61. Ever walked into a wall?
62. Do looks matter?
63. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun?
64. Have you ever slapped someone?
65. Favorite time of the year?
66. Favorite color?
67. Are you sarcastic?
68. Do you have any tattoos?
69. The last person you held hands with?
My best friend's
70. Do you sleep with the TV on?
71. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
72. Do you like your life right now?
73. How often do you talk on the phone?
74. What is your favorite animal?
75. What was the most recent thing you bought?
A purple wallet
76. Do you have good vision?
77. Can you hula hoop?
78. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
79. Do you have a job?
80. Can you handle the truth?
81. What are you wearing?
Yellow shirt with orange stripes and white jeans
82. Have you ever crawled through a window?