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Joined 06-15-12, id: 4058873, Profile Updated: 11-06-13
Author has written 4 stories for Bleach.

Yo! She's back... that means, I'm back. After all the trolling I have done on this profile, I'm kind of glad I'm still alive. Still like black eyeliner, still like all kinds of berries X) Still a stubborn metalhead, still obsessed with Bleach and anything anime and manga-related, still hoping that someday I'll have enough money to go to San Diego...

...I guess nothing really changed. FML.

And here we are again :) Can't disagree with Noxi... not much has changed but... I don't complain... too much ;) Real life is overrated anyway. Still a fan of Bleach and everything else awesome and fun. ... ... One thing definitely hasn't changed: I still suck (Noxi's comment: 'you blow') at writing profiles.

Yup, you blow XD Anyways, here's some apologizing I have to do to myself: Dear Noxi, I'm so sorry you're a lazy-ass motherfu* and totally incompetent at meeting your own deadlines, I sincerely apologize to you for not being inspired enough to spit out something that is even remotely readable and gomenasai for still sucking at english.
There, I said it. Oh, oh... and I feel terrible that I caved under my own pressure, consequently now working on 'Let's play a little' sequel. I'll grow me a spine someday.

Damn I'm under pressure now... well, let see. Noxi I'm sorry you are a * (you said it not me) and I'm sorry I'm no different :P I also cave under pressure of berry-hotness and started working on GrimmIchi story (this time it's really a oneshot). To those who follow my CC story I'm not letting it go so no worries there :)

Noxi accepted all the apologies. And has to do some ranting. To all the 'divas' out there, whining about proper grammar use on this site: we try, we learn, we improve, we do our best. Some of us will never be as good as native english-speakers are, but we DO try. And do this, because it's SOOOO much fun. :) There, I said it. Back from the bitch-mode, it's a beautiful sunny day... right, El? X)

Right Noxi!! You go girl! We do try and will try; it wouldn't be fair to leave all the fun to just native english-speakers. Anyway it's still the idea that 'sells' the story not grammar (though it is important-I admit). Back to the beautiful autumn sunny day... I'm so gonna spend it behind the computer - have a lot of catching up to do :) Yeah nothing makes the day brighter than Bleach.

That's it for today folks. 'till next time

*Hehehe I'm being a little evil pumpkin now :3 I'm adding something... um... El with Renji and Mayo and a pineapple and banana schnapps - or something - FOR THE WIN!!! XD *

It is December 2012 and a special day: Happy birthday Noxi!!! You really surprised me by making your Birthday card public... *Thanks god, I don't have a social life and was spared the embarrassment of walking around grinning like an idiot.* Making you happy made me happy! :D
And now to the serious stuff: you remember the time when you were ''little evil pumpkin''... now it's my turn. MWAHAHA! Don't worry I'll try to speak loud enough so that your old-er ears could hear me - BAZINGA! =P

Avatar was made by Noxi.

I waited a long time for her to perfected it but good things are worth the wait. ;)

You can also find us on deviantART under the name: El-and-Noxi

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Five Minute Major by Junichiblue reviews
What happens when the most bitter rivals in hockey are on the same team? Grimmjow is a reckless, violent NHL enforcer trying to rise to the top of his game. Ichigo is a newcomer with a gift for scoring goals. Together, they should be unstoppable. Instead they turn the hockey world into a battle zone. Careers are on the line. Injuries are piling up. Something has to break. Grimmichi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 182,412 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Tear It Up by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
College, cars, street-racing, sex, and smut. College art student Ichigo Kurosaki meets a blue-haired delinquent mechanic and his crew. Dramatic, angsty, humorous calamity ensues? GrimmIchi. AU Yaoi Swearing Smut Violence.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,307 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 2/12/2016 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Cleaners by Racey reviews
The past chases Ichigo down and makes life severely difficult, not to mention full of nonstop action. Somehow, through the entire fiasco, he manages to surrender to the love he's kept hidden for so long. AU, yaoi, swearing, graphic violence. Special thanks to Shiroi1062 over at deviantArt for the awesome cover art!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,334 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Blood Bond by Racey reviews
Life as Ichigo knows it takes a cruel and twisted turn, where humans are no longer at the top of the food chain. AU, yaoi, swearing, violence. Big thanks to Shiroi1062 over at deviantArt for another piece of awesome cover/fan art!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,239 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
The Demon King by Niji Hitomi Kabra reviews
What kind of trouble can Shiro, Ichigo, Grimmjow, and Renji get into on Halloween playing with a Ouija board? A Kitsune!Gin and Demon!Ulquiorra seem to be destined to find out. Warnings: AU, yaoi, character death, mind-fuckery, explicit violence, dub/non-con, mpreg, bondage, light D/s. Ulqui/Shiro, Renji/Gin, Grimm/Ichi, eventual Aizen/Shinji, implied Ichi/Shiro, past Bya/Renji.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,852 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 11/1/2012 - S. Aizen, Renji A., Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Even Dirtier by Racey reviews
Ichigo has a hard time dealing with recent events. Sequel to Dirty. AU, yaoi, swearing, graphic drug use, violence, OOCness. Awesome cover art done by AKFid over at deviantArt!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,042 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Compression by sardonicis imperfecta reviews
AU. A pair of elite homicide detectives finds that their partnership is about to evolve…drastically. Fans of crime drama, ballroom dancing, and canon, beware. Betaed by leila-blue and ichibanseiken.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 128,280 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Byakuya K., Renji A.
Twin Souls by Liralen Li reviews
2000 years ago, Ukitake Jyuushiro and Kyouraku Shunsui went to Yamamoto's Academy. This story goes from when they met to the point where they achieved shikai, and why they're the only two in Soul Society with twin blades. Mild yaoi content.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 190,839 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Armed and Expendable by Toringtino reviews
Captain Grimmjow Jaegerjaques is the proud and fearless commanding officer of the elite military unit Task Force 615; Ichigo Kurosaki, an exceptionally skilled Sergeant with an unfortunate callsign, is the FNG assigned under the blunette's authority. When Ichigo goes MIA after a botched mission, it's up to Grimmjow to 'bring the rain'... Yaoi. GrimmIchi. Inspired by 'Call of Duty'.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,971 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
GrimmjowxIchigo Behind Closed Doors by Dracomancer reviews
Aizen Sousuke has come to power over Germany, but under this reality, a Jewish boy named Ichigo catches the keen eye of Nazi General Grimmjow. The General helps the boy and his family under the Nazi occupation but not without a price for his services.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,733 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Lethal by Junichiblue reviews
...I'm seeing red in an instant. Then I'm seeing Ichigo up close because my fist is wrapped in that stupid white collar of his. And suddenly I'm seeing stars because Ichigo, it turns out, is a heck of a lot stronger that he looks, and my head connects with the wall hard enough to stun me. And I feel fire run through me that I haven't felt in six years...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,839 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Torn Apart Mask by Eisteufel reviews
But it was a good thing they were there. These feelings. Any feelings. Somehow they were a nuisance but he dreaded the day when there would be nothing left of him but a torn apart mask. GrimmjowXIchigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,239 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Seven by Chousen reviews
Grimmjow, an experienced agent from Seven is assigned to deceive & befriend Ichigo Kurosaki in order to procure information. How will his strategy of wooing the young man change things for him, Ichigo & those around them? GrimIchi w/some NnoiShin
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 184,048 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Duet by Ilea Dreike reviews
The ease with which the notes came to her was surprising. She would have expected that instinct, like everything else in her world, to have deserted her. [Completed oneshot. RomanceAngst. Written for BlackVelvetBand's ShunsuiNanao Challenge.]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
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Crimson Chronicles reviews
Renji is an ex-gang member trying to live a relatively normal life. Unfortunately his old boss has other plans for him and the past Renji was struggling to escape comes rushing back. Crossing paths with Shuhei gives him a reason more to face his fears. But Renji is not the only one with a haunting past... AU, Graphic violence, Language, Yaoi. Written by El
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,354 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Renji A., Shuuhei H.
Masque of mortality reviews
A scream, heard only by few humans, pierces the night. It carries a promise of pain and death. It has come to hunt and it found its prey in the human child with orange hair. Unfortunately for Ichigo, Rukia is running late... and a hollow strikes a moment too soon. - By El.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Ichigo K. - Complete
A Birthday Card reviews
...and how all the best wishes should be packed! (OOC and OC :) ) -written by El, added by Noxi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
See you reviews
Grimmjow must endure a long ride back to his home town but unexpectedly the trip becomes much more interesting after meeting a certain Berry and his cat. AU, yaoi - By El
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,079 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete