Author has written 4 stories for Little Red Riding Hood, Newsies, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
hi people this is MissInvisible125. i am a dreamer, a singer, an actress, a peacemaker, a hopeless romantic, a person who tends to fall for people who are fictional characters, i am a person who will put themselves in books, i am an insomniac, and i am a person who thinks that blondes are NOT dumb! who the heck came up with that. i think that older sisters can be annoying at times, like for example. my sister is mad at me because i gave her the highest form of flattery... copying. you might think, well of corse she'll be mad. but she is an amazing writer. i copped her because i admire her style. she was actually really nice to me before she went on a three day long trip with her friends. now it seems that she hates me. but i still love her.
Name in real life: my name is... Ha you probably thought that i would tell you my name didnt you? well no i wount because i am very protective of my life!
Age: 11 (I'm in 7th grade though)
Favorite movie and line from that movie: Newsies
Spot Collen: I OBJCT!
Judge" On what grounds?
Spot: On the grounds of brooklyn!
Fave song: Cowboy Casanova
ld probably get out from under the rock that you've been living in,\
When life throws you lemons,retaliate! Throw watermelons!
If life is coming at you, you're in the wrong lane.
Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
I'm not weird, you're to normal!
If the grass is greener on the other side, turn on your sprinkler.
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Respect your superiors...if you have any:)
If someone says nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door!
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it.
Life isn't passing me by, its running me over!
Flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
" It comes in any color you'd like, as long as its black!" - Henry Ford
Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards. Coincidence? I think not!
Someone needs a hug!
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, buy a chainsaw, and see if life makes the same mistake twice!
I am a business man! I traded my heart for a tie!
Adults are just kids with money
I didn't slap you! I just high-fived your face!
You know what they say! You can lead a herring to water, but you'll have to walk really fast or he'll die!
People are like slinkys...they're not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts make a right and two Wrights make an airplane!
If you say 'gullible' really slowly it sounds like 'oranges'
Thank God I'm not religious!
If the grass is greener on the Other Side, ask the Devil how his lawn looks so good.
Quotes from Lots of Stuff
God creates dinosaurs. God kills dinosaurs. God creates man. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Women inherite the Earth. - Dr.Malcolm and Dr.Sattler, from Jurrasic Park
Just wishing I could do the job for you sir. I'd give her a HA! And a HI-YA! And I'd kick 'er sir. - Bartok, from Anastasia
Rasputin: See that you remember you incompetent rodent!
Bartok: Oh sure, blame the bat. We're easy targets. - Rasputin and Bartok, from Anastasia
What? Hey-why are you circling me? What were you-a vulture in another life? - Anya, from Anastasia
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "Let’s do that again!”
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your things and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will make fun of the crowd that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Teach you how to drive
BEST FRIENDS: Somehow get you car into a lake so insurance will pay you
FRIENDS: Keep your crush a secret and never says a word about it to you
BEST FRIENDS: Decide to play matchmaker and loudly whisper “Psst! It that the hot guy you like?”
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives. They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!
Random Things That Make Me Laugh
Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
Boys are like Slinky's. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
I'm not afraid of Death; what's it gonna do, kill me? =D
If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.
Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run- he hates that!
My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
I don't obsess, I think intensely!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the heck is drinking my dang soda."
I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.
"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."
"Nothing worse than getting your pigtails shot off..."
"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."
I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage.
My mind is like lightning…one minute a brilliant flash, the minute minute…gone.
Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?
No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me. =P
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? (W/ fries...?)
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.
I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!
Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do
"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words." (LONGSHOT anybody?)
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( What other time do I have to work on my hair?).
On a bag of Frito's! You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion, right or are you a secret dictator just trying to suggest it)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that the whole point)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what else?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash or was it supposed to have loony peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere in Sweden?)
A little girl walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made her daily trek to the elementary school. As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning. The mother of the little girl felt concerned that her daughter would be frightened as she walked home from school and she herself feared that the electrical storm might harm her child. Following the roar of thunder, lightning, like a flaming word, would cut through the sky. Full of concern, the mother quickly got into her car and drove along the route to her child's school.
As she did so, she saw her little girl walking along, but at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look up and smile. Another and another were to follow quickly and with each, the little girl would look at the streak of light and smile.
When the mother's car drove up beside the child, she lowered the window and called to her, "What are you doing? Why do you keep stopping?" The child answered, "I am trying to look pretty, God keeps taking my picture".
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me frights
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brothers
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who does’nt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch see a star
I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go.
The Kane Chronicle Pledge:
I promise to remember Carter
When I travel far away
I promise to remember Sadie
When I have something sarcastic to say
I promise to remember Desjardins
When someone doesn't fight fair
I promise to remember Amos
When someone has beads in their hair
I promise to remember Iskandar
When I see someone very old
I promise to remember Bast
When I see cat's eyes that are gold
I promise to remember Horus
When I see a beautiful bird
I promise to remember Isis
Whenever strange voices are heard
I promise to remember Set
When someone is clever and sly
I promise to remember Anubis
When a cute boy catches my eye
I promise to remember Zia
When I see someone working magic
I promise to remember Julius Kane
When someone's life is tragic
I promise to remember Ruby Kane
When someone I love is gone
And whenever I read The Red Pyramid
I'll always remember this song.
This pledge was written by Chick With Brains.
HARRY POTTER OATH!!
I promise to remember Tonks
Each time time I knock something down.
And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley
Whenever I'm out of town.
I promise not to obey traffic laws
For Sirius's sake of course.
And I promise to remember Lupin
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Arthur
Whenever I am at St Mungo's Room.
And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins
Every time fireworks boom.
I promise to remember Lily
When I see someone that holds pure beauty.
And I promise to remember Dobby
Whenever a pair of socks spots me.
I promise to remember Teddy
When I see someone with turquoise hair.
And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care.
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.
And I promise to remember the Death Eaters
When someone speaks of dominating the world.
Yes, I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the wizards know.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
I have athing about spiders...
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
Wall, blanket, yearbook, and a brush
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4. Without looking guess what time it it.
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
40 minutes ago. i was reading
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
9. What are you wearing?
10. Did you dream last night?
Yup... i dreamt that my crush asked me out by singing Absolutely (Story of a girl)
11. When did you last laugh?
3 minutes ago. my brother was acting stupid
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
1 door and 2 windows my drama queen sign and a lard board
13. Seen anything weird lately?
14. What do you think of this quiz?
I think it's good
15. What is the last film you saw?
Sky Captain and The World of Tomorrow
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
a room makeover my room is pink! pink i tell you!
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
My crushes enitials are T.H.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would make it so that war could never happen. Not sure how, but you know...
19. Do you like to dance?
20. George Bush:
he's not the best
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Franceska nickname would be Frankie
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Jonathan nickname would be Joe
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
yes if it were paris or london
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
Normal people would look at a hos fly and swat it
Sisters Grimm fans would wonder if the fly was Puck
Normal people would say oh my gosh
Sistes Grimm fans would say oh my gravy
Would go too a psychiatrist about their problems
Sisters Grimm fans wouldn't because they would be busy searching for the scarlet hand
Normal people would say shut up or I'll tell on you.
Sisters Grimm fans would say shut up of I'll sic mr. Canis on you
A girl named Diane went to a party and stayed longer than she planned, and had to walk home.