Eliza Donelittle
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Joined 06-16-12, id: 4060336, Profile Updated: 03-12-16
Author has written 8 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, StarTrek: The Original Series, Chronicles of Narnia, Big Bang Theory, You, Me and the Apocalypse, Sherlock Holmes, Pride and Prejudice, Hercule Poirot series, and Vanity Fair.

Hi. I live in London, England. I've been reading stories on FanFiction for a while and took the plunge in 2012 and put my first story on the site. Hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoy writing them.

So far I have written/am writing stories for Buffy, Poirot, Vanity Fair, The Big Bang Theory and Pride and Prejudice.

I love crossovers. The finest form of fan fiction! (That doesn't stop me trying my hand at writing non crossovers though. Susan After Narnia was my first non crossover.)

I have also started a series of one offs of alternative endings to books, TV shows, films where I hated the ending, called Putting Right What Once Went Wrong (the tagline from Quantum Leap) in 2016.

I promise I will be completing every story as I am always disappointed when I find a story I like and then realise that it was written some time ago and may never get completed. I have to admit that I can't criticise authors for not finishing stories as I have lots of half written stories around. But I am trying to improve at finishing stories and putting them up on FanFiction is very strong motivation to finish them! Sorry it's taking me so long to finish some of them.

I also love alternate history which is probably why I usually prefer crossovers.

I'm also currently learning Esperanto. I'm fascinated by invented languages. Mi lernas Esperanto nuntempe. Mi estas fascinita per lingvoj inventintaj.

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Muggle Fairy Tales Are Mad! by Meltha reviews
During the Horcrux hunt in book 7, Hermione tells the boys Muggle fairy tales to pass the time. Now with part 1 of "Aladdin"!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 161,347 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Kitty's Night Out On The Town by Manchester reviews
A completely AU YAHF for one particular BtVS character seeing how that feline wasn't introduced until much later in the series as belonging to college students Willow and Tara years after a certain Halloween…
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Complete
100 Words, 100 Theories (Sheldon Won't Shut Up) by Manchester reviews
The Pasadena guys land in Sunnydale sometime during the show's run, with their adventures set out in drabble form. Will our heroes survive life in this demon-haunted other California city?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Complete
The Samuel Vimes Chronicles: Every Time We Meet A Dragon Turns Up by MistressParamore reviews
This is the reworked, final version of the previously chaptered fic. It is the first in what will be a series, looking at all of Vimes and Lady Sybils encounters through the series. The fic is (very) long, but chapters weren't really working. Hopefully the next ones will be shorter.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,048 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Sybil R., Sam Vimes - Complete
Just a Little Friendly Game by Manchester reviews
Never have Buffy around during poker night. She always spoils it, somehow, even without meaning to do this.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Clem, Death - Complete
How to Seduce Hercule Poirot by FancyFreeThinker101 reviews
Even the little grey cells are no match for les femmes...told from the view of the faithful Hastings.
Hercule Poirot series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Hercule Poirot
Pride and Prejudice: a parody by HasEveryPenNameBeenTaken reviews
Parodied scenes from Pride and Prejudice. Chapter 1 is Darcy's first proposal. Chapter 2 is Lizzy's confrontation with Lady Catherine at Longbourn.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Complete
Letters to Father Christmas by Meltha reviews
Pretend for a moment that in the world of Harry Potter, Father Christmas is real. Here are letters some of the wizarding world might write to the jolly old elf.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Complete
Jayne Eyre by Meltha reviews
The great novel Jayne Eyre comes to life before your gorram eyes. The crossover that had to be written. Extremely silly stuff. Now includes very silly slash. Seventh chapter added and now COMPLETE.
Crossover - Firefly & Jane Eyre - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,552 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Jayne - Complete
Hiding Place by Marcus Rowland reviews
There's an explanation for Stephanie Plum's bad luck... 100word BtVS & Stephanie Plum crossover Drabble
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Willow R., Stephanie P. - Complete
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Stuart and Alice reviews
Set in a slightly different alternative universe of The Big Bang Theory. Stuart meet Alice again (whom Leonard dated briefly). Alice asks him to work on a new comic with her and their relationship develops. But will Stuart's lack of dating experience hinder him in his attempts to win the girl?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,148 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 1/16/2015
Prudence and Passion: Master Mair Bennet reviews
This story is set in a Pride and Prejudice where the gender roles are reversed. Two years after Elijah Bennet married Miss Darcy and John Bennet married Miss Bingley, Master Mair Bennet, the third brother, makes the momentous decision to find a wife.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,612 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 3/12 - Kitty, Mary, Mr. Bennet, Mrs. Bennet
Susan After Narnia reviews
What happened to Susan after the train crash where the rest of the Pevensies died? She inherits Great Uncle Digory's (Professor Kirke) cottage and there finds two Talking Cats who pass on Aslan's message - her adventures are not over yet.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,678 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Susan Pevensie
Putting Right What Once Went Wrong 2 - Mary Sutherland reviews
A different ending to the Sherlock Holmes story - A Case of Identity.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/5 - Dr. Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Vanity Slair reviews
Vanity Fair with a Buffy twist. The classic tale of Vanity Fair with BTVS characters taking the main roles of the novel.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Vanity Fair - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Buffy S., Angel, Spike, Willow R.
Putting Right What Once Went Wrong 1 reviews
First of series of short stories changing the endings that I hated of books, films, and TV shows. This one changes the ending of the finale of You, Me and the Apocalypse, a TV show about a group of people and the last few days before a comet strikes Earth.
You, Me and the Apocalypse - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Ariel, Jamie, Rhonda, Rajesh
The Star Trek Original Series Uchronia reviews
Leonard & the Big Bang Theory gang go to a fancy dress party and end up switching places with the crew of the Starship Enterprise (original series). They have to deal with the voyage of the Starship Enterprise while trying to figure out how to get home. Meanwhile Captain Kirk & crew have the same problem in The Big Bang Theory universe.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,252 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/9/2015 - Published: 10/20/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock, Leonard H., Sheldon C.
Ill Met By Moonlight reviews
Hercule Poirot is summoned to solve a murder mystery in a locked room at an English manor house and discovers echoes of an old crime.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hercule Poirot series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,479 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Drusilla, Spike, Hercule Poirot, Captain Hastings - Complete