Eliza Donelittle
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Joined 06-16-12, id: 4060336, Profile Updated: 01-17-15
Author has written 5 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, StarTrek: The Original Series, Chronicles of Narnia, Big Bang Theory, Hercule Poirot series, and Vanity Fair.

Hi. I live in London, England. I've been reading stories on FanFiction for a while and took the plunge in 2012 and put a few stories on the site. Hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoy writing them.

I promise I wil be completing every story as I am always disappointed when I find a story I like and then realise that it was written some time ago and may never get completed. I have to admit that I can't be too disappointed at authors for not finishing stories as I have lots of half written stories around. But I am trying to improve at finishing stories and putting them up on FanFiction is very strong motivation to finish them! Sorry it's taking me so long to finish some of them.

I love crossovers. The finest form of fan fiction! (That doesn't stop me trying my hand at writing non crossovers though. Susan After Narnia is my first non crossover and Stuart and Alice is my second.)

I also love alternate history which is probably why I usually prefer crossovers.

I have a rare talent for liking shows that never make it past the first or second series - - The Chronicle, The Class, Odyssey 5, Strange, Wonderfalls, etc. all spring to mind. However, there are lots of shows that did make it past those seasons that I loved e.g. Buffy, Angel, Firefly, Medium, Merlin, Life On Earth, Ashes to Ashes, Poirot, Star Trek in nearly all its forms, etc. And current shows, Sherlock, Doctor Who (much prefer the modern to the classic), Elementary and Castle.

My Stories

Ill Met By Moonlight

I will definitely check the title to see how many others there are with the same one next time! There are several with this title.

I was originally going to finish this after Chapter 2 but then realised that there was more to the story. I hope people think I made the right decision. As you can probably tell from the ending, there will be a sequel (eventually).

The Star Trek Original Series Uchronia

This was inspired by the episode where Sheldon dresses up as Mr Spock to go to a historical fair. Weirdly, I had already decided that Amy would be Nurse Chapel before I saw the episode where she and Sheldon play doctor and nurses Star Trek style - honest!

Stuart and Alice

Stuart is one of my favourite characters and I liked the character of Alice, one of Leonard's ex-girlfriends. I thought it would be fun to write a story about a romance between them and how that might develop with the help or hindrance of the Big Bang gang.

Susan After Narnia

This was inspired by an interview with China Mieville, the science fiction writer who said that he thought that Susan got a raw deal in the Narnia Chronicles and I agree.

Vanity Slair

The only Vanity Fair crossover! I will be doing some work on this one soon I hope.

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Muggle Fairy Tales Are Mad! by Meltha reviews
During the Horcrux hunt in book 7, Hermione tells the boys Muggle fairy tales to pass the time. Now with "The Goose Girl"!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,264 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Samuel Vimes Chronicles: Every Time We Meet A Dragon Turns Up by MistressParamore reviews
This is the reworked, final version of the previously chaptered fic. It is the first in what will be a series, looking at all of Vimes and Lady Sybils encounters through the series. The fic is (very) long, but chapters weren't really working. Hopefully the next ones will be shorter.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,048 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Sybil R., Sam Vimes - Complete
Just a Little Friendly Game by Manchester reviews
Never have Buffy around during poker night. She always spoils it, somehow, even without meaning to do this.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Clem, Death - Complete
Dawn's Favourite Books by IamAbotticelli reviews
"Before Hogwarts sent a letter to Harry, before Bella moved to Washington, before the Great Prophecy was made; Lucy opened the wardrobe." Anon. Just a short one-shot inspired by this quote.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Dawn S., Lucy Pevensie - Complete
How to Seduce Hercule Poirot by FancyFreeThinker101 reviews
Even the little grey cells are no match for les femmes...told from the view of the faithful Hastings.
Hercule Poirot series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Hercule Poirot
Pride and Prejudice: a parody by HasEveryPenNameBeenTaken reviews
Parodied scenes from Pride and Prejudice. Chapter 1 is Darcy's first proposal. Chapter 2 is Lizzy's confrontation with Lady Catherine at Longbourn.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Complete
Letters to Father Christmas by Meltha reviews
Pretend for a moment that in the world of Harry Potter, Father Christmas is real. Here are letters some of the wizarding world might write to the jolly old elf.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Complete
Jayne Eyre by Meltha reviews
The great novel Jayne Eyre comes to life before your gorram eyes. The crossover that had to be written. Extremely silly stuff. Now includes very silly slash. Seventh chapter added and now COMPLETE.
Crossover - Firefly & Jane Eyre - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,552 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Jayne - Complete
Hiding Place by Marcus Rowland reviews
There's an explanation for Stephanie Plum's bad luck... 100word BtVS & Stephanie Plum crossover Drabble
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Willow R., Stephanie P. - Complete
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Stuart and Alice reviews
Set in a slightly different alternative universe of The Big Bang Theory. Stuart meet Alice again (whom Leonard dated briefly). Alice asks him to work on a new comic with her and their relationship develops. But will Stuart's lack of dating experience hinder him in his attempts to win the girl?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 1/16
Susan After Narnia reviews
What happened to Susan after the train crash where the rest of the Pevensies died? She inherits Great Uncle Digory's (Professor Kirke) cottage and there finds two Talking Cats who pass on Aslan's message - her adventures are not over yet.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,201 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Susan Pevensie
The Star Trek Original Series Uchronia reviews
Leonard & the Big Bang Theory gang go to a fancy dress party and end up switching places with the crew of the Starship Enterprise (original series). They have to deal with the voyage of the Starship Enterprise while trying to figure out how to get home. Meanwhile Captain Kirk & crew have the same problem in The Big Bang Theory universe.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,034 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 10/20/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock, Leonard H., Sheldon C.
Ill Met By Moonlight reviews
Hercule Poirot is summoned to solve a murder mystery in a locked room at an English manor house and discovers echoes of an old crime.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hercule Poirot series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,479 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Drusilla, Spike, Hercule Poirot, Captain Hastings - Complete
Vanity Slair reviews
Vanity Fair with a Buffy twist. The classic tale of Vanity Fair with BTVS characters taking the main roles of the novel.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Vanity Fair - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Buffy S., Angel, Spike, Willow R.