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Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Worm, and Marvel.

Looked back at some of my old work and re-edited Will of Fire, Soul of Ramen. Should probably do the same to Back to Basics, too.

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A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,908 - Reviews: 5120 - Favs: 7,932 - Follows: 8,696 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 91 - Words: 449,942 - Reviews: 7472 - Favs: 7,023 - Follows: 6,733 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Zero Summing by Poliamida reviews
Mocked by her peers and a failure as a mage, now she finds herself alone in a foreign land ravaged by a civil war. With the world on the brink of destruction her life couldn't get any worse, could it? Reverse summon AU.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 100,071 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Louise
Yet, mad I am not by Erisah Mae reviews
...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,737 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Mikoto U., Shisui U.
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Lily is not quite a normal little girl. The Dursleys always say she's a freak just like her freakish parents, her uncle Death seems to be convinced she's the grim reaper, and her ever political and invisible best friend Wizard Lenin just thinks she should take over the world. On top of all that the secret society of wizards think she's Jesus. AU female!Harry among other things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,095 - Reviews: 2200 - Favs: 2,994 - Follows: 3,132 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Silly but Killy by Palladius reviews
What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,566 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 7/30/2014
We are the Hunters by Erisah Mae reviews
Something went wrong with Eren's father's experiment. Instead of turning into a Titan as he was supposed to, Eren woke up in the unfamiliar body of someone else who had just been through an incredibly traumatic experience. The infant Harry Potter. Rated for foul language in English and Japanese.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,727 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 11/24/2013
Mass Effect: Human Revolution by IgnusDei reviews
Adam Jensen finds himself in a time only dreamed of in vids, humanity is now part of a great galactic community that fears synthetics, and he struggles to find his place within it. Note: Primarily a DX/ME crossover, with elements borrowed and integrated from other Square Enix franchises.
Crossover - Deus Ex & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 58 - Words: 715,339 - Reviews: 1686 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 3/12/2012
The Senshi Files: Silver Warden by Irritus185 reviews
When Harry saved a young electromancer from some bloodthirsty monsters, he never imagined the trouble that would await him. Now between all the faeries, demons, vampires, and rogue sorcerers trying to kill him, he has to deal with mini-skirt wearing soldiers of justice. In the name of magic, Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden will punish you!
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 109,249 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Makoto K./Lita/Sailor Jupiter, H. Dresden
Far Too Many Time Travelers by Lord Jeram reviews
Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 53,398 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P.
Insanity Squared by flairina reviews
Looking to recruit a new council member under the cover of a miniature school raid, Satsuki and the Elite Four head to Furinkan High. Things go about as well as could be expected.
Crossover - Ranma & Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,081 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 5/7/2014
An Incomplete Potter Collection by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 235,914 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 9/15/2012
Mirror Mirror by Sythe reviews
One day, Harry J Potter made a wish in front of the mirror of Erised. One day, Bruce Banner woke up naked in a green-eyed man's aparment. One day, Harry introduced himself with his father's name to a strange man he found naked, green, and angry on the street. One day, SHIELD discovered human magic... and tried to make weapons from it. And the world is never the same.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,461 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 2,943 - Follows: 4,443 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 7/1/2012 - [Harry P., Loki] Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
The Road to Kynesgrove by tapioca two-step reviews
Delphine hates fools and dragons. Unfortunately for her, Acajou's a little bit of both. When an accident turns Skyrim's resident Dovahkiin into an actual dovah and threatens her life with a dead dragon's ancient curse, Delphine must learn to set her many prejudices aside to save one of the very creatures she's vowed to destroy.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,514 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 7/10/2012
Inquisitor Carrow and the Tournament of Tribulations by littlewhitecat reviews
His plans to insert himself within the guts of the Ministry of Magic have been highly successful, his apprentices are proving to be both talented and intuitive, and his efforts to consolidate his position within the mundane world are proceeding nicely. But as he knows all to well, all plans disintegrate on contact with reality...and what is English Heritage anyway?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 127,841 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 7/1/2014
Making Magick by Mashadar reviews
The unlikeliest of crossings. The most improbable of incidents. The most hilarious of universes. A considerably different sort of crossover. Sanity is for the weak anyway.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Magicka - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,583 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Louise
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14018 - Favs: 17,159 - Follows: 14,637 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Two Steps Back by Against.The.Current reviews
Mutants are just an urban legend, or so most people think. Melanie, a mutant with a minor time-travelling ability, has spent years pretending to be normal. Then SHIELD happens. "I'm going to get carted off to some government facility, aren't I?" "As dramatic as you make it sound... Yes."
Crossover - X-Men & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,622 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 11/28/2013
The Family Clock by Jan. McNeville reviews
Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 183,381 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Charlie W., OC
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5290 - Favs: 3,786 - Follows: 4,346 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/7/2012
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 4028 - Favs: 8,105 - Follows: 9,842 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Dangerous and Deadly: Clash for the Stone by Kevin3 reviews
A sequel to Dangerous and Deadly Lord Voldemort. William Cartwright Sr. - decent wizard and extraordinary *magician* - has finished telling his son the story of the biggest lie foisted on the wizarding world: Voldemort never existed. And now the son wants to get in on the showmanship...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,736 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Myrtle, Q. Quirrell - Complete
Captain Brooklyn: Beat Cop by VJ Riddle reviews
Steve doesn't pause when he sees the bizarre changes to Times Square. He escapes. He learns. And in true Captain America fashion, he refuses to hide and decides to take the fight to Hydra (because who else would capture him?), hiding among New York's Finest. Between the Academy and his old/new friends, he should have plenty of back-up in the fight against Hydra, now SHIELD.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,583 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Agent Phil Coulson
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 3,833 - Follows: 4,479 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 5/7/2013
Para Bellum by Lord Silvere reviews
An ambitious Voldemort prepares to lead his armies into the Delenda Est dimension to topple Minister Black III. But, he has lost the element of surprise, and there is a Pre-OotP dimension in between his dimension and the DE dimension where he will have to fight Minister Black's armies, spies, and civilian meddlers, not to mention two Harry Potters and the infamous Black Triplets.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,471 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W., Bellatrix L.
The Telling Tale by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
Seeker Cassandra has finally tracked down the Warden, three years after her old recruit Anders started the Mage-Templar War. How does a Seeker convince a mage to side with the Chantry?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 308,504 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Surana, Cassandra P.
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,714 - Reviews: 2072 - Favs: 4,133 - Follows: 5,191 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P.
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,644 - Reviews: 2702 - Favs: 5,652 - Follows: 6,390 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Dust Effect by Kriss1989 reviews
Yang has awoken on the Citadel. Wait, where's the Citadel? Space? What the flip? How did she get into space? Join Yang and Shepard as they travel through the gallaxy on a wild adventure to stop Saren and find Yang a way home. Rated M for some language and space violence.
Crossover - Mass Effect & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,351 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 8/23/2014 - Conrad V., Shepard (F), Yang Xiao Long
Retsu's Folly by nuhuh reviews
It all goes wrong when Dumbledore gives Harry the choice to go back and fight Voldemort or move on. Harry is taken before he can make that choice and is thrown in an unexpected afterlife. Now he is on a mission to fight his way back to his own world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 106,637 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 2,991 - Follows: 3,070 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Harry P., R. Unohana
A Shotgun Full of Rock Salt by firefly reviews
After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Temari, Team Seven
Drunken Space-Time Ninjutsu by Igornerd reviews
The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,687 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 2,749 - Follows: 3,281 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Interloper by Mark Geoffrey Norrish reviews
A do-over fic in which four separate things went wrong even before the time jump. Now there are five people from the future, none of them really knows what's going on, and each plans to backstab at least two of the others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,001 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Su L.
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 3,226 - Follows: 3,655 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,725 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Gai M., OC] Genma S., Chōza A. - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the Bureaucracy of Failure by littlewhitecat reviews
Now he has been officialy declared an adult Inquisitor Carrow can start to implement his plans, turning Ancient Terra in to the God-Emperor fearing world he knows it should be, and what better place to start than with the Wizarding World? Be afraid, be very afraid...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 143,355 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Green-Eyed Basilisk by Delusional Fishies reviews
A continuation of Escaping Phyrexia. The imminent onslaught is stopped, but at a cost too great. Now a shard of the whole planeswalker is thrown to a world where she must either play the game, or die.
Crossover - Magic: The Gathering & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 34 - Words: 79,027 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014
Once and After by Shana the Short reviews
By a sick twist of fate, the mission to Wave ends in disaster for Sakura. Terrified of her own home and the people she should trust the most, she finds herself on the run. When real life seems stranger than fiction, is there any way to carve out a normal life?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,729 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Sakura H., Sanbi/Isobu
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking; war and technology are pushing on the edge of the unbelievable, and S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately attempts to keep the peace. The soldier and the scientist are not the only lights that push back against the darkness, however; magic will encompass the world again as the last wizard makes himself known.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 252,192 - Reviews: 6243 - Favs: 10,098 - Follows: 11,598 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
He's A What? by Sin of the Fallen reviews
Lily made a mistake in the sacrifice spell, and instead of Love protecting Harry, she sends Harry to the most dangerous being in several dimensions. The Neverarine at the height of her glory of course! How will Ha'ri turn out, after being raised by her?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,311 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Harry P., The Nerevarine
Dangerous and Deadly Lord Voldemort by Kevin3 reviews
A tale of illusion and deception - what better bedtime story could a magician tell his son than when he managed to pull one over on the entire wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,842 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Voldemort, Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,760 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 1,857 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 4,321 - Follows: 2,870 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Pink Parasite by 88mph reviews
During the Genin test Sakura awakens a blood limit that could make her more hated than the Uchiha's copying ability. As her hopes and dreams for the future shatter, she finds support in an unlikely knuckle-headed teammate. She has to hide the truth even as the village scrutinizes the newest additions to the notorious legacy of Team 7. Oh and she discovers the joy of ramen.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,427 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1894 - Favs: 4,208 - Follows: 4,456 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Clone Story by DehNutCase reviews
Takes the perspective of one of the clones summoned on the night of the Forbidden Scroll Heist, who decides to stick around. Likely to stick quite close to cannon plot-wise. (Setting is 'slightly' AU) Rated M because people die when they are killed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,285 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Private Eye Potter by Genini1 reviews
When the chips are down and you've got no one else left who do you call? Not Harry Potter if you want results.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,109 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5003 - Favs: 4,444 - Follows: 5,009 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Zero for Zero by willyolioleo reviews
You'll never succeed if you never try. A student who finds the simplest tasks to be a challenge might need a little non-traditional help. A professional killer faces a challenge that can't be solved by stabbing. Maybe, together, they can elevate each other and even find some love... HA! HECK NO! Things are going to be stabbed, shot, and exploded. Halkeginia will never be the same.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,446 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Louise, Zer0
A Captain And A Madman by RazielLordOfSquirrels reviews
When a strange, blue box appears in the middle of Federation territory, motionless and without power, it's up to the crew of the Enterprise D to determine just who its strange occupant is... and if he is friend or foe. Even as that very madman wonders just what kind of reality he's found himself in... and if he really wants to find his way back... (SOME REVIEWS CONTAIN SPOILERS)
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,440 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Complete
Ranger Harry by Meteoricshipyards reviews
My 2010 Nanowrimo story. A crossover between Harry Potter and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. Harry ends up in an ADnD world at a young age. Trained as a Ranger, when Dumbledore gets him back he's not a little boy any more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,306 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 1,839 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - N. Tonks
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,678 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 2,759 - Follows: 2,175 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 115,748 - Reviews: 2065 - Favs: 2,106 - Follows: 2,325 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
Magician by WiseTomato reviews
A mature Harry Potter finds himself in Dresden's world through unknown means with no way back. Not having any lingering connections to his old world, he decides to make the best of things and do what he does best-survive, with style.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,026 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 2,903 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., H. Dresden
Retrospect by Lanelle reviews
The Fourth isn't able to close the seal and Naruto is forced to resort to desperate measures. Timetravel/Accidental
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,878 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 1,792 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Naruto U.
Haigeki by Xylix reviews
His friends kidnapped by magical girls, Ranma is pushed beyond his limits to retrieve them.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 212,278 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Ranma - Complete
Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone by NothingPretentious reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,245 - Reviews: 2000 - Favs: 3,241 - Follows: 3,954 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P.
A Lifetime of Chances by The Wandering Delusion reviews
It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 133,285 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 2,377 - Follows: 2,279 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Help Wanted by JonaBee reviews
A dark force awakens in another demension... again. Ranma's mother is hiding a secret... again. Everything is Ranma's fault... again, and Sailor Pluto is annoyed... Again.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,590 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Jadeite/Jedite, Ranma
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,000 - Reviews: 3082 - Favs: 5,489 - Follows: 6,041 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
The Strength of a Horse by muishiki reviews
Life doesn't quite work out like we hoped. For Ranma, he's a warrior without any wars. For Anko, a Jonin stuck in limbo. When you ride your horse for 1,000 li, you learn about its strength. Ranma 1/2 Naruto Xover. Ranma/Anko Mitarashi
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 83,504 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Ranma, Anko M.
Sleeping With The Girls, Vol II: Chaos Theory by Admiral-Tigerclaw reviews
The experiment continues. What are the side effects of one's pressence if you give it a little time to percolate? Think you can call the shots?
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 252,989 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010
Danzo's Team by kosmos00 reviews
Danzo asks to be Team 7's Jounin. Follows Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke as they grow into their positions. Kakashi is still in the fic. A more military take on the Narutoverse, will try to focus on ninja using tricks instead of brute force. strong!team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 114,808 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 2,040 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Danzō S., Team Seven
The Life and Times by Jonque reviews
An attempt at the time-travel genre, wherein a girl with a somewhat unhealthy fixation on a boy finds she suddenly has all the time in the world to get things right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 119,658 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U., Anko M., Haku
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,306 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 2,636 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
Fallen Stars by Shockz reviews
Harry Dresden would honestly have been happier if that Takamachi woman had never walked into his office and asked for his help. But, well, she did, and it's technically not her fault that they're BOTH running for their lives now...Rewrite of On The Run.
Crossover - Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,012 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Nanoha T., H. Dresden
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2392 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3916 - Favs: 10,885 - Follows: 10,232 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw) by Nia River reviews
ON HOLD. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Order In The Court by incandescens reviews
A crossover between Bleach and Phoenix Wright. Not particularly serious. Set after Apollo Justice and during the Soul Society arc.
Crossover - Bleach & Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 18,400 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
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Can't Take the Sky from Me reviews
She cut ties; now Taylor owns the skies as Brockton Bay's newest independent hero. Taylor Hebert with Genesis' powers.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,937 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 12/29/2014
Will of Fire, Soul of Ramen reviews
Growing up Naruto had two father figures: Teuchi of Ichiraku's Ramen and the Hokage. What if he had decided to emulate Teuchi rather than the Hokage?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Naruto U.
The Watcher's Popcorn Flicks reviews
Marvel story scraps. Want something here? Take it.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/8
Subduction reviews
A power altering Taylor joins Faultline's crew to pay for Danny's medical expenses.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,209 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 219 - Published: 12/29/2014
Dobby's Sock Drawer reviews
Random HP story scraps. Anything put in here is up for adoption.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,918 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013
Back to Basics reviews
Naruto finds a new teacher for the Chunin exam. One who won't show him powerful jutsus or give him great powers but instead beat into his thick skull that he is supposed to be a ninja. Less powerful ninja in a less forgiving world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 328 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Team Seven
Leaf Pile reviews
Random Naruto story scraps. Anything put in here is up for adoption.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/20/2013