Christina Simon
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Joined 06-24-03, id: 406087, Profile Updated: 11-27-09
Author has written 11 stories for Alias, Pirates of the Caribbean, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and Harry Potter.

The archive of Christina Simon. I'm currently not active in the fandom world, but I'd still love your feedback on any of my stories! It is read and appreciated very much. Thanks!

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Bargaining by Marzella reviews
Juliet will do whatever it takes to get off the Island. Ben/Juliet. Well, sort of.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Ben, Juliet - Complete
The Pirates by PirateBlacksmith reviews
Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Anamaria, Gibbs, Norrington, and Bootstrap Bill end up as roomates in the year 2003. Can they survive each other?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 106,516 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 8/17/2004
Canon Strikes Back by PirateBlacksmith reviews
When Mary Sues invade and the characters stay in character. Completed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,194 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Complete
Your Bloody Friend Norrington by xxxEmma3xxx reviews
Takes place after the movie. A JackNorrington fic (but not slash). Norrington agrees to a surrender with unusual terms in order to save his ship... RR!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,046 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/31/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003
Don't Breathe Too Deep by hammergirl reviews
preRENT: “She hasn’t really had a real boyfriend since my dad… and that was like, twenty five years ago.” Maureen's cold feet are reassured by her maid of honour, and Roger recieves a very shocking surprise. [Aug.03'04]
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 108,314 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 1/11/2004
Baby So Sweet by the-fraulein reviews
RENTfiction Quick little shorty featuring a young, anorexic Maureen. COMPLETED.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Maureen J. - Complete
I Could Get Used to You by Sunny Monster reviews
PreRent, from Mark and Roger's first meeting to the start of the show. Is currently being revised, will probably not be updated.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,857 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 3/23/2003 - Roger D., Mark C.
I LOVE Weddings! by CaptainTish reviews
Jack gets word of Will and Elizabeth's upcoming nuptials. COMPLETE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Complete
Wedding Preparations by CaptainTish reviews
Will and Elizabeth prepare for their wedding, and decide on the wisdom of inviting a pirate to their wedding. COMPLETE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Complete
Sword Edge by Catmint reviews
Will Turner's world has fallen apart. Everything has gone completely wrong and he is completely lost. Norrington wants some swords and decides to find the one person who may be able to help. Rated for references to suicide. Please read and review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,754 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 6/19/2004 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Complete
The Color of Sin by GentleRainsong reviews
One-shot glimpse at Elphaba as a child. Please be kind, this is my first fanfiction.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Complete
Ringmaster by Oneirophobic reviews
( CHICAGO ) - Looping in and out of the film's storyline through Billy Flynn's eyes.
Chicago! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/17/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003
Return of the Sparrow by Kayden Eidyak reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow is free at last. But when he encouters a British ship that's been attacked, he and his crew are blamed. It's up to Jack and Will to prove his innocence and find the true culprits.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,598 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/18/2004 - Published: 8/23/2003
Do As I Say, Not As I Do by Yakkorat reviews
Life and death. Love and loss. How much can one man endure? JA, WE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004
Uninvited by Ossian reviews
All's fair in love... and bio-warfare. - Snarkney, mid-S2, early S3
Alias - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,162 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/21/2003 - Published: 10/11/2003
Savvy! by Mebrireth reviews
Think Timmy from South Park and you'll understand the title. Basically the immediate result of one too many Mary-Sues. Flames and reviews welcome!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,595 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 26 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003
Beyond The Veil by Trella reviews
Through the arch...Sirius POV. SPOILERS for OotP (UPDATED :: Vicissitudo.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,380 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/24/2003 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Sirius B.
Cravings by shine7 reviews
Sydney has a few tequila shots with Weiss and someone unexpectedly shows up. (SydSark)
Alias - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/19/2003 - Published: 10/31/2003
She Doesn't Want A Cat by Ossian reviews
Sydney acquires a pet - set at some point in S3 - (Sarkney only if you want to read it that way)
Alias - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/28/2003
Hameln by Spitfireness reviews
There's no Francie, no Allison Doren. Look, there's no one there at all.
Alias - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2003
The Crucible Abridged by Miss Lucifer reviews
Arthur Miller's epic play...in 10 minutes. John Proctor would be turning in his grave if he ever saw this. This was written under the influence of excessive Monty Python, you have been warned. Please R&R, it's my first ff.net fic :)
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/3/2003
Ham and Cheese by DOKChairman reviews
Join Jacko the Smiling Clown, Super Sydney, Indiana Vaughn, Tensionus Interruptus, Sark the Pimp, 00Marshall, and three French-Canadian terrorists with no names. If you love insanely stupid comedy this story is for you. If not, read anyway. Read me!
Alias - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,103 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 1/15/2003
Last Month, I Was Dumped by balurinagirl reviews
RENTfic. Maureen breaks up with Mark. The fic is short on purpose. *shrug* What can I say? I don't think many people have done this.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/27/2003
Climb by gabby silang reviews
From his father's car to someone else's father-- he's always broken things to see how they work, how he could work them better. SarkSarkSark.
Alias - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/21/2002 - Published: 8/23/2002
The Puritan Triangle by Colorain reviews
Proctor, Abby and Elizabeth in a prequel scene to "The Crucible"
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/6/2001
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Reflections on a New Life reviews
Crucible fic. Elizabeth Proctor moves on as best she can. A short, simple, sweet look at her radically altered future.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
True Love Takes Its Course reviews
Warning: PARODY AHEAD. Harry and Hermione find true love during their third year at Hogwarts. Discover how true love can take its course even in the darkest of times.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Stockholm reviews
MARCH 28, 2005 - UPDATED. (at long last)... Sark and Sydney are forced to become allies, post-Telling, pre-The Two. Possible Sarkney. Finally complete.
Alias - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,138 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Complete
We'll See reviews
It's been three days since Captain Sparrow regained the Pearl, and now Anamaria is getting restless for her own small boat. One part, very short.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2004
Waiting for You reviews
Fiddler on the Roof. What if Tzeitel had been forced to marry Lazar Wolf?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2004
Borrowed: Borrowed Without Permission reviews
How did Jack meet Anamaria, and just how did he manage to steal her boat? Find the answers to these burning questions in this short prequel.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/14/2004
Tous Le Mesonges Que Tu Dis reviews
Companion to On Se Rencontre Encore! Sydney has another run in with Sark .... :)
Alias - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/28/2003
On Se Rencontre Encore reviews
Syd has a run-in with Mr. Sark on a CIA mission, pre-Counteragent. :)
Alias - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/20/2003
Inquiry reviews
Lauren's first encounter with Mr. Sark.
Alias - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11/12/2003 - Published: 10/26/2003
Scarlet reviews
An original look at Sark’s early teenage years. Doesn’t follow the clues from Endgame.
Alias - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8/17/2003 - Published: 7/14/2003
A Tibia, Crack, and Jimmy's Laundry reviews
A bizarre Alias parody I came up with at 10:47 PM. Tell me that means nothing to you.
Alias - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2003
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