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Author has written 20 stories for Shake It Up!, Marching Band, Pair of Kings, Lab Rats, 2012, and Soul Eater.

Hey ya'll, just thought I give you a little info about myself.My name is William Cohen. But everyone calls me Bill because alot of people in my family have the name William. I'm from the Magnolia state. The city I'm from is Vicksburg and I am the quintessential redneck. Except that I have an exstincive vocabulary. And I am very computer literate and I am extremely talented in the subject of History. I love Rock, Classic Rock, Country, and Country Rap. Especially Metallica, 3 Doors Down, Linkin Park, The Lacs, Moonshine Bandits, and Colt Ford.

A little bit about me

Full Name: William Clarence "Bill" Cohen

Age: 16

E-mail: and

Favorite Music: Rock

Favorite subject: History

Favorite shows: Operation Repo, Shake It Up, and Whale Wars

Band Instument: Trombone

Relationship status: Single

Favorite Songs: Points of Authority (Linkin Park), Breaking the Habit (Linkin Park), Crawling (Linkin Park), Numb (Linkin Park), and almost every other linkin park songs, 4x4 (The Lacs), Let Yo Country Hang Out (The Lacs), For The Outlawz (Moonshine Bandits feat. Colt Ford and Big B), Get Loose (Moonshine Bandits), Kickin Up Mud (The Lacs), Enter Sandman (Metallica), Where Ever I May Roam (Metallica), Sad but True (freakin awesome!) (Metallica), and some others that I cant remember the names of.

'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

I'll kill any f* who does this to my girl or any girl

Guy: "Can we have sex right now?

Girl: "Can we do what?"

Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"

Girl: ""

Guy: "Why?"

Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..."

Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."

Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."

Guy: "I'm not special to you?"

Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."

Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.

5 minutes pass...

Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.

Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".

Guy: tries to kiss her.

Girl: screams, "Would you stop."

Guy: continues trying.

Girl: moves to the back seat

Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.

Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."

Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.

Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."

Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".

Girl: crying, continues to fight.

Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.

Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"

Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.

An hour passes...

Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.

Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.

Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.

Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."

Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.

2 months later...

Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."

Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."

Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.

Doctor: "You are pregnant."

Girl: faints.

The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."

The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl commits suicide by drug overdose...

Girls, if this story touched you, put this on your profile under "No means no"

Guys, if this story pisses you off, put this on your profile under "I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl"

Most of my friends haven't been there when it wasn't convienent.

My best friend of nearly 10 years, is now hardly close to me.

So guess what, if you think you can hurt me with words,


Favorite story quotes (mine)

"Rece forever b*!" Rocky to her father. Retribution

Favorite quotes (movies and stories)

"Adios, Mother F*!" Billy to the Green Goblin truck. Maximum Overdrive

Ok, so the deal with End of Days is that it corrupted somehow and now anytime I try to do anything with the file, it messes with my computer. So I'm gonna try and do SOMETHING to get the story up. I do not know what I'll do, but I'll figure something.

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Whispers in the Dark by Yubi.Fanficts reviews
Miku Hatsune has always been haunted by her hallucinations - her schizophrenia gets worse by the day. As she begins to figure out a little more about the one hallucination that loves to paint her face with terror, she promises she won't stop until she finds out his story... even if it drives her to drown in insanity. (LenxMiku)
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 79,456 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Miku H., Len K.
On and Poppin' DISCONTINUED by BreezyTV reviews
Sequel to I Can't Make You Love Me. Rocky and CeCe are back together again. They been through scandal after scandal and now that the storm has passed, things can only go up from now on, right? WRONG! With jealous exes, homophobic family members, and a stalking shadow looming over them, can they get through this new storm of 'craptacular' circumstances? Let's find out, shall we?
Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,845 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/12/2017 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Rocky B., CeCe J.
Historia de Amor by Halloween Godspell reviews
They were siblings but they loved each other. A love that was played around by fate. They couldn't say how they feel, afraid the other doesn't feel the same way. How will their feelings get across when they both are so good with hiding everything and act as if everything was nothing? and what if Fate finally decides to take their side after all? Read and Review please ; )
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,290 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/15/2016 - Published: 2/1/2013 - [Miku H., Len K.] Rin K., Kaito S.
Surviving High School: Cliche Cliques by SaphireWolf13 reviews
Over the years Rocky and CeCe have grown apart. Can they come back together and even find love in each other? ReCe. Story is better than it sounds.
Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,261 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/7/2015 - Published: 1/19/2012 - CeCe J., Rocky B.
Someday by Son Of A Banana reviews
The school's most popular girl and the school's most unknown girl, together. All she could ever think to say to that dream is a simple word. "Someday."
Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,639 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Rocky B., CeCe J.
Break me into Pieces by Faylicia reviews
Does a story end when two people get together? For Miku it doesn't and problems with her girlfriend Luka begin to surface. Why is she so cold? Does she love her or does she not? Are the people in the town committing group suicides... or is it a serial killing? What will happen after Miku graduates? Why does Luka have to break Miku into pieces? Miku x Luka, yuri.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,909 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 7/23/2013 - [Luka M., Miku H.] - Complete
Unsound Me by Hanarenai reviews
Miku, a shut in/perfectionist artist needs a muse so badly and then a college student moves in a few floors below her. Luka knows she's beautiful, only because she tries to be. She doesn't care when people stare after her. But she cares when her certain new neighbor doesn't.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,480 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 5/22/2013 - [Miku H., Luka M.]
Tourniquet by Commander of Justice reviews
Rocky realizes her crush on her BFF, CeCe, and understands that it's wrong. With that said, Rocky tries to change the way she feels about the fiery redhead, but realizes that her crush is actually something more than that. What does Rocky plan on doing about it? RECE *Warning: involves slight cutting*
Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Rocky B., CeCe J. - Complete
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Rescue! OC Application reviews
Maka, Soul, BlackStar, and Tsubaki have all fallen victim to madness, leaving a broke Stein, Crona, Spirit, and Kid. Now a new generation of meisters and weapons must break madness's hold. OC application, story to come later.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Maka A., Soul Eater, Spirit A./Death Scythe, Franken Stein
Broken Dreams reviews
What if there was another bionic? One not created by Davenport? Adam, Bree, and Chase find out and soon find themselves teamed up with this mysterious character. Slightly influenced by Broken Dreams by Shaman's Harvest. Set before Bionic Showdown.
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014
The Citizen Soldiers reviews
Rocky and Cece join the Citizen Soldiers to make the world a safer place. What they don't expect is to be involved in stopping a movement to contol population. Based on Plague Ship by my hero, Clive Cussler. Femmslash
Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 1/14/2013 - CeCe J., Rocky B.
Blow Em Away reviews
Rocky and Ty are new kids. Now in a school full of hip ho fans and disbelievers, them and a group of friend set out to prove that just cause you are different, doesn't mean you are worthless. Heavy SlipKnoT content, so read at your own discression.
Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2014 - CeCe J., Rocky B., Ty B., Gunther H.
Retribution reviews
Cece gets killed. Now Rocky is looking for one thing. Retribution.
Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Rocky B., CeCe J.
The Hunter reviews
He watches over her. He protects her. He covets her. Gunther is torn by the thing in his mind. He loves Rocky, but he also lusts her. That is why he is her Hunter.
Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Gunther H., Rocky B.
A New Day reviews
A new troop of guards are hired on the Island under Makayla. Brady feels threatened by the leader. Things go awry from there. Keep in mind this is from last time I watched the show, back when Mitchel Musso was still on the show and this is my first in this genre.
Pair of Kings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Brady, Mikayla
End of Days OC forum reviews
Chicago has been turned into a exclusion zone filled with zombies, vampires, and werewolves. Now the gang must make it to the outside of the area with the help of a few new allies. OC form is open and I need OC's Please!
Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - CeCe J., Rocky B.
Tap that like a drum
Why does my life had to be so bad? Why I ask?
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Published: 1/2/2013
Bringing down the House reviews
Cece and Rocky have gotten into Chicago Performing School. Now they have made some interesting friends and have dug up some deep stuff if you know what I mean. NOT A FEMSLASH!
Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,903 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - CeCe J., Rocky B.
Click, Click, Boom reviews
Rocky goes off the deep end on Frankie. One of my darker stories.
Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Rocky B., CeCe J.
Changing: Cece reviews
Cece has gone off the deep end. She's most likely going to die. And Everyone is trying to figure out why.
Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - CeCe J.
Hidden reviews
Always watching him. How I wish that he could see me. Maybe he would realize that I'm better for him than his wannabe girlfriend. But I'm only a freshman, and he's a senior. I guess I'll always be hidden.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/11/2012
So Much for Forever: Payback reviews
More of Chase's past comes back to haunt him and the gang is along for the ride, more specificaly Rocky.
Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Rocky B.
VTI oc forum reviews
This is a new oc forum for a story that will come up later, but i'm makin preporations now. Basicly, Rocky and Cece are invited to VTI and meet some new people. Looking for friends and enemies. THIS WILL MOST LIKELY BE A FEMSLASH!
Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - CeCe J., Rocky B.
OC story application: Bringing down the House reviews
Hey guys, I saw some of ya'll doing this and I figured, what the heck. So what if Cece and Rocky are into the Chicago Preforming School? All I'll tell you is that they meet some interesting new friends. Pairings Cece/Ty Rocky/OC and others as I go along.
Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - CeCe J., Ty B.
So much for Forever reviews
She said they would be best friends forever. She said she would never leave. Now all Rocky can say is: So much for Forever. Warning; contains Bullies getting what comes to them. Don't like then you are one.
Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,296 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Rocky B.
Sound of Madness: Horseshoe Bend
Rocky and Cece are moving. But it isn't all bad, because of this they find someone from their past. Summary stinks, read the story. YOU HAVE TO READ SOUND OF MADNESS FIRST TO UNDERSTAND!
Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,322 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012
Defencive reviews
The world is now ruled by supernatural beings. Rocky and Cece are homeless and walking around aimlessly in the woods on Friday the 13th. They are attacked and are rescued by a mysterious teenager that makes Cece a properstion she literaly can not refuse. And she thinks that somethings up between Rocky and this new person.
Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012
Sound of Madness reviews
When a rock band comes to Shake It Up, Chicago; Cece and the lead singer hit it off. Then Rocky goes under in more than one way. It will all come down to a shocking finish. Need to read to really get it. Rating may go up for violence. I own none of the bands or songs. Cece/OC Rocky/OC and later Rocky/Gunther
Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,073 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Complete
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