Author has written 20 stories for Shake It Up!, Marching Band, Pair of Kings, Lab Rats, 2012, and Soul Eater.
Hey ya'll, just thought I give you a little info about myself.My name is William Cohen. But everyone calls me Bill because alot of people in my family have the name William. I'm from the Magnolia state. The city I'm from is Vicksburg and I am the quintessential redneck. Except that I have an exstincive vocabulary. And I am very computer literate and I am extremely talented in the subject of History. I love Rock, Classic Rock, Country, and Country Rap. Especially Metallica, 3 Doors Down, Linkin Park, The Lacs, Moonshine Bandits, and Colt Ford.
A little bit about me
Full Name: William Clarence "Bill" Cohen
E-mail: email@example.com and firstname.lastname@example.org
Favorite Music: Rock
Favorite subject: History
Favorite shows: Operation Repo, Shake It Up, and Whale Wars
Band Instument: Trombone
Relationship status: Single
Favorite Songs: Points of Authority (Linkin Park), Breaking the Habit (Linkin Park), Crawling (Linkin Park), Numb (Linkin Park), and almost every other linkin park songs, 4x4 (The Lacs), Let Yo Country Hang Out (The Lacs), For The Outlawz (Moonshine Bandits feat. Colt Ford and Big B), Get Loose (Moonshine Bandits), Kickin Up Mud (The Lacs), Enter Sandman (Metallica), Where Ever I May Roam (Metallica), Sad but True (freakin awesome!) (Metallica), and some others that I cant remember the names of.
'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"
I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk
I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.
I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date
I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry That I cared
I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
I'll kill any f* who does this to my girl or any girl
Guy: "Can we have sex right now?
Girl: "Can we do what?"
Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"
Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..."
Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."
Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."
Guy: "I'm not special to you?"
Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."
Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.
5 minutes pass...
Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.
Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".
Guy: tries to kiss her.
Girl: screams, "Would you stop."
Guy: continues trying.
Girl: moves to the back seat
Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.
Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."
Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.
Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."
Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".
Girl: crying, continues to fight.
Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.
Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"
Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.
An hour passes...
Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.
Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.
Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.
Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."
Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.
2 months later...
Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."
Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."
Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.
Doctor: "You are pregnant."
The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."
The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl commits suicide by drug overdose...
Girls, if this story touched you, put this on your profile under "No means no"
Guys, if this story pisses you off, put this on your profile under "I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl"
Most of my friends haven't been there when it wasn't convienent.
My best friend of nearly 10 years, is now hardly close to me.
So guess what, if you think you can hurt me with words,
YOU'RE DEAD WRONG.
Favorite story quotes (mine)
"Rece forever b*!" Rocky to her father. Retribution
Favorite quotes (movies and stories)
"Adios, Mother F*!" Billy to the Green Goblin truck. Maximum Overdrive
Ok, so the deal with End of Days is that it corrupted somehow and now anytime I try to do anything with the file, it messes with my computer. So I'm gonna try and do SOMETHING to get the story up. I do not know what I'll do, but I'll figure something.
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