MadameHydehide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Elder Scroll series, Mass Effect, and Fire Emblem. "Are you not entertained?" They say that writing increases your white blood cell count. I'm not so sure that's true, though. My immune system would be loads better if it were. Anywho, I'm MadameHyde; I write to make the voices in my head shut up; and I've been telling stories since before I could talk. come hang out with me on a03 (same name) or twitter (@madshatter1) for more up to date work and nonsense |
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The Duty by KamuiKage reviews
Gaara pinched the bridge of his nose, and muttered more to himself than anyone else, "I am not going to have a say in this, am I?" In which Sakura finds herself assigned to the Regimental Commander as his personal medic, and learns to deal with rumours, shenanigans and an inexperienced young man who decided that courtship during wartime is the perfect solution to everything.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 317,657 - Reviews: 1632 - Favs: 2,283 - Follows: 2,111 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 10/8/2011 - [Sakura H., Gaara]
1,000,001 Shells by Eliradear reviews
Just a parody about what I think would happen after the Dovahkiin dies...and is confronted by the group of figures who all say they have claim to her in the afterlife.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/11/2020 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Sheogorath - Complete
In Spite of it All by hernobleness reviews
Nohr: a land filled with darkness and secrets. Within this darkness, five siblings hold tight to one another - four who live free and one who is the country's biggest secret. But in spite of the lies, they were a family. In spite of it all, they loved each other. The story of Corrin's childhood in Nohr as seen by the four siblings.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 59,036 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/16/2018 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Avatar/Corrin, Gunter, Camilla, Xander
The Things He Learned by Sindrandi reviews
All about Grunt.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,797 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/31/2018 - Published: 4/17/2015 - J. Garson, Garrus V., U. Grunt - Complete
Into A Walled Garden by Dameceles reviews
[FE14 AU] Instead of an ambush, an accord is struck between two kings. A princess of Nohr for a princess of Hoshido- an arrangement of marriages for the sake of peace. Now grown, the children in question must live with the arrangement. But is it merely duty to their kingdoms, or will there be more?
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,239 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/9/2018 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Hinoka, Xander
A Request by Mystery of the Emblem reviews
Xander has talked himself into making a personal request of Garon, but he isn't sure the King of Nohr will grant it.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2017 - Garon, Elise, Xander
Yomi Adrift by Smashing Successor reviews
In the shadow of the Great Wall of Suzanoh, Oboro attempts to pick up the pieces. Set after Conquest Chapter 23.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2017 - Oboro, Hinata, Takumi - Complete
Path of Thorns by apotheouns reviews
Nohr is mired in darkness, but when Garon brings back with him a bright little spark, Xander feels his whole world tilt off its axis. He's already halfway through the fall before he realizes that she has become an intolerable weakness. And even the most innocuous beginnings can lead to the darkest of paths. AU.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,057 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/27/2017 - [Avatar/Corrin, Xander]
It's the Truth! by The Demo reviews
Laslow wants some time off. Xander doesn't believe the reasons he gives.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2016 - Ignatz, Xander - Complete
House of Leaves by Kanthia
"If I had to wager a guess, I'd say it was written in the past tense," she says. "To indicate one who once believed, or a brother who is no longer." (Leo translates Brynhildr.)
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2016 - Leo - Complete
Coming Home by The Loud Guy reviews
Birthright divergence. As Corrin pushes deeper into Nohrian territory, she is faced with the consequences of choosing her blood family over the family that raised her. Xander is pulled in one direction by his duties as crown prince and another by his heart. Corrin's Nohrian siblings fight desperately, first for the life of their sister and then for their nation. Corrin/Xander.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,750 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/14/2016 - Published: 5/27/2016 - [Avatar/Corrin, Xander] Camilla, Leo - Complete
A Slow Day by daniellalovestowrite reviews
A SUPER SWEET ONE-SHOT. Xander is busy with his princely duties, and a very pregnant Corrin is faced with her own issues.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2016 - Avatar/Corrin, Ignatz, Xander - Complete
Endless Waltz by Yosei Ranbu reviews
Laslow was dying, and Inigo knew it.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/8/2016 - [Ignatz, Peri] - Complete
Allies by Aurumite reviews
Camilla sees Father only once with Xander, in some tactics discussion as she passed the throne room, but they were smiling then, and Father even reached over to ruffle Xander's curls. But she hasn't forgotten.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2016 - Camilla, Xander - Complete
Bird's Milk by Dameceles reviews
It's bad enough that her parents send her worried looks when asking about her love life, there's no way they'll just let her getting drunk married in Amusia to a man from Nohr slide. [Marx/Hinoka, FE14 modern AU oneshot]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,587 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2015 - Hinoka, Xander, Azama - Complete
Curiosity by auralcontra-exception reviews
Fluff - Years after the war, Diana Allers interviews Dr. Chakwas on her favorite Shepard/Vakarian moment - Fluff
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/27/2015 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Dr. Chakwas, Diana A.
Accelerando by Lisp reviews
'Because he's an "insensitive idiot" and she's a "flat-chested bookworm", but they wouldn't have each other any other way.' A one-shot collection about a meister and her weapon, and a whole lot of awkward teenage feelings. SoMa.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 115,934 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Mud by AceSoleil reviews
Drunk Kanji is rash. And maybe a bit of a crybaby. Sequel to Acceptable. Rated M for some coarse language.
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Kanji T., Naoto S. - Complete
Given Respite by LoquaciousQuark reviews
A guest arrives at Skyhold. The Inquisitor's companions are introduced to a baby. Dorian meets Fenris. An interlude set after "Here Lies The Abyss," spoilers abounding.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,062 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/7/2014 - [Fenris, Hawke] Dorian, Trevelyan - Complete
Torn by ShoutFinder reviews
Across Alternate Certainties, something is killing the Dragonborns before their due time, and chaining them to the borderland realm, Pass, in order to be harvested. Alyssa Laryssin learns that in order to defeat this new menace, not one Dragonborn is required this time, but many. Stars Tiberia Morwyn, Kajsa Red-Blade, J'shana Tygra, Quill, Jon Stormcloak and Shouts-at-Sun.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 149,032 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
With A Black Nightingale by Tyanilth reviews
At a point when the Thieves Guild in Skyrim is at its lowest ebb in many years, a Redguard woman recruit may be the last best hope, or the warning of doom descending. Only Nocturnal knows - and she's not telling. Brynjolf x Redguard OC player character
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,786 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Brynjolf, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
The Shield and the Anvil by ice princess deluxe reviews
Mead is best when shared in laughter and good company. A collection of one-shots between Farkas and the newcomer Mara.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,088 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farkas
A Number of Quiet Attentions by tarysande reviews
It's a Shepard and Vakarian thing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/12/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
The Heart Changes The Man by ParisWriter reviews
Zevran is forced to deal with his emotions and some of his more recent scars after he spends the night with Sylvanas and she questions him about love. (Zevran/F!Mahariel)
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2013 - [Zevran A., Mahariel] - Complete
By Chance by thefuryisours reviews
"Heroes didn't hide from anything. They ran fearlessly charging the front lines, not skulking in dark corners slowly picking off enemies with a bow. Hers was the body of a coward and a criminal." A story following the Thieves Guild quest line.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 111,849 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Brynjolf, Cynric Endell
Talking and The Lack Thereof by CynicalInkSlinger reviews
"Delvin gulped down the rest of his tankard before answering. 'I'll tell you what you ought to do. You should ask him yourself." Her eyes flashed and her dagger slammed into the table quicker than anyone could see her take it out. 'You don't think I'd like to? He's not speaking to me, Del, that's the problem'" The Brynjolf problem is resolved.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,314 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Brynjolf - Complete
Cloak and Dagger by Metrophor reviews
Thanks to a certain Daedric Prince of Revelry, a perpetually-angry master thief, and an easily-sidetracked idiot of a Dragonborn, the trip to Snow Veil Sanctum doesn't go quite as planned. Shenanigans -and sweetrolls- ensue. (Minor spoilers for the Thieves Guild questline.)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,783 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Mercer Frey - Complete
According To Plan by HereLies reviews
Two mysterious travelers. A lonely Inn. A secret mission. A private war. All of them come together in personal quest for our heroes. Three years after the Civil War, the Dragonborn and her King are in a new struggle against an old foe. Hard T for violence and suggestive themes.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,587 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Ulfric Stormcloak - Complete
Krogan Sympathy by fourthage reviews
Shepard and Garrus's try for a baby doesn't work out as planned. Wrex knows a thing or two about that.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/20/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard] U. Wrex - Complete
True Lies by BrunetteAuthorette99 reviews
Mercer Frey returns from Snow Veil Sanctum, considerably the worse for wear - and, much to Brynjolf's dismay, without his promising new protégée. How does he and the other members of the Thieves Guild react to the shocking news concerning Kajsa? One-shot.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Brynjolf, Mercer Frey - Complete
Cicero's Listener by ghostanimal reviews
Oneshot: The Dread Father would laugh and dance with him before loyal Cicero would let that sly, honey-worded thief take his Listener away from him. CiceroxListener
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Cicero V., Brynjolf - Complete
Dear Mass Effect by Herana reviews
"Dear Death, screw the rules. I have money. Sincerely, TIM" Based on dearblankpleaseblank entries. Is now holding its breath for ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 9/28/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
It's A Human Thing by Chi Kyoku reviews
"As the Mako trundled through hours of dark subterranean tunnels, winding its way back to the surface, Shepard fell asleep on his shoulder." Shepard's driving is even worse than usual. When Garrus convinces her to let him take over, he finds out why.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/25/2012 - [J. Garson, Garrus V.] - Complete
Lessons by Metrophor reviews
They say you can learn a lot about a person at the point of a sword. Mercer intends to test that theory. Originally written for the Skyrim Kink Meme.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,526 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Mercer Frey - Complete
The Dovahkiin Always Rings Twice by Metrophor reviews
*SPOILERS FOR THE THIEVES' GUILD QUESTLINE* When the Dragonborn goes to investigate Riftweald, Mercer isn't long gone: He's waiting for her. Originally written for the Skyrim Kink Meme.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,352 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Mercer Frey - Complete
Nightmares of the Beast by Riley Mourne reviews
He felt horrible for the girl; to have the beast blood in and of itself was more than a burden. But to be stuck in your wolf form...he didn't even want to think about it. F!Dragonborn x Farkas
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,987 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farkas - Complete
Jealousy by Cadorette reviews
Vilkas has always been jealous of his brother, Farkas. When he shows interest in the Dragonborn, Vilkas's envy spikes higher than usual. Rated T just to be safe.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Vilkas - Complete
Simple and Pure by Bleve reviews
Sometimes, you admire a person for what they are as much as for what they are not. An expansion of the Skyrim "Purity" quest and the consequences after. GAME SPOILERS. Farkas/Female Imperial Dragonborn.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,459 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Farkas, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Inject by Fan Fan Girl reviews
50 sentences. Spoilers. Her stomach lurches as she meets his eyes, and after all those hints and subtle kindnesses, she is not so sure she wants this, not anymore. Xelha/Folon.
Baten Kaitos - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Xelha, Folon
When He Saw Her by Half-elf reviews
The evolution of their relationship as seen from Carth's eyes throughout the game. LSFRevan/Carth.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2010 - [Revan, Carth O.] - Complete
Mislaid Plans by bloocheeze reviews
Tenten, with her anger problems and violent tendencies, does not mix with Neji, who enjoys provoking people with anger problems and violent tendencies. And, by the way, he SO does not think Tenten is cute when she's mad. Psh.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Cycles of Insanity by UnluckyAmulet reviews
-Folon x Xelha- He was most certainly mad, but he never claimed to be anything else. She pretended not to be, but accepting it was easier then she thought.
Baten Kaitos - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Xelha, Folon - Complete
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In the Eleventh Hour reviews
Laslow lost a family once, and then another one soon after. He will not lose a third. Meanwhile, Crown Prince Xander of Nohr struggles to keep his own family together and their hearts intact. What will retainer and Lord do when faced with the cold reality of war?
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 130,685 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/18/2018 - Published: 7/28/2017 - Ignatz, Peri, Xander
A Matter of Species reviews
Thane worked alone for ages, so he isn't exactly used to having 'comrades.' But the aliens of the Normandy crew are at least becoming familiar enough that he can get a read on some of them. And Garrus is even better, having served on the SR-1. Except, when it comes to Shepard, the sniper seems to have a bit of a blind spot. Minor Spoilers for ME2
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/18/2015 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Thane K. - Complete
Midnight Drives reviews
Gunnery Officer Garrus Vakarian has come face-to-face with his own mortality more times than he can count, but it's never more apparent than when Shepherd is driving. A series of interconnected oneshots.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Garrus V., J. Garson, Kaidan A., Liara T'Soni
When Sovngarde Beckons reviews
The Companions have taught Tiberia Morwyn how Nords fight and die, and now the Dragonborn has the World-Eater on the run. She knows that taking the fight to Sovngarde is probably suicide, but what can she do? An Elf surely doesn't need to tell a Nord what happens when Sovngarde beckons. (Prequel to Honor Among Thieves: The Unwilling Nightingale)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,630 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas, Alduin, Paarthurnax - Complete
Re-Forged reviews
When Vilkas sends the fiery Dragonborn, Tiberia Morwyn, out of the room in tears, he knows he's mucked up big time. And so begins the most tumultuous relationship of their lives. Oneshot.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas - Complete
Honor Among Thieves: The Unwilling Nightingale reviews
Tiberia Morwyn has been cracking skulls for the Stormcloaks ever since she took care of Alduin, but her latest assignment, infiltrating the Thieves Guild, leaves her wondering what, exactly, she stands for, and who, exactly, she stands with. When her past catches up to her present, it's all she can do to hunker down before the firestorm.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 97 - Words: 283,198 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas, Brynjolf, Ulfric Stormcloak - Complete