Just Plain Pain
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Joined 06-16-12, id: 4061475, Profile Updated: 01-04-13
Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Okay so My old account got hacked. who ever you are i will hunt you down and kill you. not even kidding

Hey I also found this on another person's profile. Love this person and their name. Thank you death can be graceful. you are my hero:


This is for the people who are homophobic. Get over it!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them. I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson" --IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--



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choking is just another form of hugging that hands give your throat

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak, either behind my back, or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on FaceBook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing things no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with Danny Phantom/Statick Shock/Maximum Ride and something new every few minutes, who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV, iStartRiots, CourtneyXDuncanForver, musicaltheatergirl-dxc4eva, SamanthaFenton, Linzerj, I'mdancinonthefloorforacartoonSkellingtonfan1-Phantomgirl96, pinkpokodots:), JustPlainPain, mreader1,boredomsucks101 .

You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Hannah Montana
I Say Avril Lavigne
You Say Jonas Brothers
I Say Linkin Park
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Everyone is better then Zac Efron
You Say Rap
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say Thank you

Make A Sentence:
Pick the month you were born on...

Me: bold
Interesting Fang (see section titled SCREWED UP CLONES if you don't know who he is): italisized
Dylan: underlined

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - i hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a Mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - Paris Hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 - Just Plain Pain

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because im sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because im good in bed
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because im gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs
Other - because im retarded
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because i still love him
Red - because the gummy bears made me
blue - because i like shoelaces
Tye dye - because Im a fucking scuba diver
graphic - because I am crazy like that
none - because i have a killer six pack!!

My sentence of the day: I stabbed a condom because that bum stole my taco.
Interesting Fang's sentence of the day: I hugged Just Plain Pain because i have a killer six pack!!
Dylan's sentence of the day: I robbed an Easter egg because i have AMAZING boobs!!


*just like to point out that I am In no way making fun of gay/lesbians or emos, etc. strippers... Maybe. But if you have amy problems with the clones just send me a review for message and I will try to change it and I'm terribly sorry in advance

Interesting Fang-

for those of you who are just tuning in, he is a clone that came out... Interesting. He is Fang's Bi alter ego, and he humps EVERYTHING! And him and I are kind of... I'm not sure if you could call it a relationship? I guess saying we have the hots for each other would be more appropriate. Anyway, he is still and always will be mine. So hands off!

Eraser Fang-

this is where I get a little vague because I'm not exactly sure why we made him? All I know is that he is Fang's fears and evil all in one. Also that this particular cone has a thing for Justin. Yeah it's kind of awkward...

Prostitute Fang-

Now this is the awkward part of the clone making buisiness. See Boredomsucks101 figures we just dont have enough Fangs (which you know i think we never do, but anyway) so she makes this one and starts selling him off for prostitution. Now I would think this is crossing the line a bit but since he's a clone and she's selling him for other fictional character then I'm all good. As long at Interesting Fang doesn't start it I am happy!

Stripper Fang-

See we didn't make him necessarily. Interesting Fang, Prostitute Fang, Gaymo Iggy, And Homo Dylan decided to take me to Vegas for my birthday. And being THEM they decided to take me to a stripped club (why? I have NO idea). There we saw Stripper Fang dancing and Prostitute Fang instantly fell in love. Ugh. So we decided to take him home. The only difference between the two is Stripper Fang bleached his hair and added soft pink highlights.

Regular Fang-

Nuff said...

Gaymo Iggy-

This one is another messed up clone of iggy that came out gay and emo. Despite the random outburst of "no one loves me!" and the cutting he's actually a pretty cool guy (more fun to talk to than Normal Iggy, don't tell Bookwork!) oh he's also married to Homo Dylan (see two below)

Normal Iggy-

Nuff said

Homo Dylan-

the homosexual side of Dylan. He is married to Gaymo Iggy and WAY more sensitive. And that's saying something. One thing can totally set him of crying or ripping you a new one for no reason!

Feminine Percy-

Perseus Jackson had a sex change and is now married to Lesbo Max(see below) she is way protective and is so the girly-girl of the pair. Max loves her because she also has access to Aphrodite makeup. Oo lala!

Lesbo Max-

This clone of Max came out a lesbian. She is the fun loving one of the pair and is a total fashion guru. She spends an hour every morning with Percy in front of the mirror (so pretty much the opposite of the original Max) she also hates me. (why? I have no idea. I'm so lovable!)

Gay Edward-

We are not sure wether this one is a clone or not. They're both gay so... All we know is he REALLY LIKES SPARKLES! Also he tried to steal Gaymo Iggy away from Homo Dylan. Talk about gay drama.

I swear guy drama is worse than girl drama. Especially if it's GAY drama.

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Winged Puppets by nightwings93 reviews
"The strings tugged at my leg, making it move against my will. The strings dug into my ankle as my leg stretched too far above my head. Blood fell from the sky and landed on my forehead. I watched as Fang was forced into a similar pose. We had to get out"
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 70,167 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4210 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
No Longer Hatchlings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Takes place after FANG. Two Flocks, two destinies, one annoying Voice, and a whole lot of growing up to do. Throw in a kidnapping and you've got a teenaged bird-kid's worst nightmare.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,155 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Fang
When NCIS Gets Wings by Gabriel London reviews
A bird mutant, much like Max, has been living on the streets when a Marine lends a helping hand. The School strikes at him, involving our favorite NCIS team. Will they find out about her wings? Even more important, will they be able to accept them?
Crossover - NCIS & Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,426 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 12/28/2009
me half blood by IfWeDieWillWeStillHurt reviews
my story of i how i found out that i am half-blood
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2012
Run in with the Feds by Riley61 reviews
Maximum Ride is accused of murdering a Naval Officer. With NCIS in charge of the investigation, and Max in a constant struggle to get out of there as soon as possible, it's a wonder anyone gets out alive.
Crossover - NCIS & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,565 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Max - Complete
Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Dylan's Face by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
For all those haters of Dylan, or just those who love a good insult. A list of the terrible things Dylan's face has brought upon us. It's a Maximum Ride fan's version of Chuck Norris jokes!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Dylan
Max's Mom by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Inspired by Happi Zebra's MR: The Competition, a certain song by Fountains of Wayne, and severe boredom. I believe the pairing is called Dr. Marang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Fang, V. Martinez - Complete
Death of the Moderators by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Alas, the Moderators of Max-Dan-Wiz have met an untimely death. This is the obituary/news article all about it. In honor of Nathan's Army and all those who have been banned from the site.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
Jeb's Magic Mirror by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Why Jeb really left the Flock: Jealousy! How could his magic mirror say Fang was the best? Fang didn't even have a mustachio! Oneshot, people, for real this time!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Jeb B., Fang - Complete
Maximum Star Wars: Episode IV by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After a really random scene, Iggy Skywalker is supposed to save the universe. But, Fang Solo is drunk, the plot is deteriorating, and Gazzy's emo. Obviously, a parody. OOC. Random. The consequences of boredom.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Iggy, Jeb B. - Complete
Gozen and the Feather Kids by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Gozen went to Antarctica so he could get his lollipop back and save the pygmy marmosets. But then, as he captured the feather kids Gerald, the UD, sent him for, he met Fuzzles. Gozen loves his Fuzzles. This is Gozen's story of The Final Warning...Kinda
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Gozen, Fang - Complete
Bubbles, Football, and Pygmy Marmosets by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Written for LiveLaughLuv311's contest. Fang spends a day with Ella and her slightly neurotic friends. A perfect example of why Fang doesn't socialize much. Pygmy Marmosets! Don't ask I basically pulled this story out of my sleeve, so here goes nothing!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Fang, Ella - Complete
Ninja Fang by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
It's better than Spiderman! Fang hits his head and develops ninja powers! Or, at least, he thinks he has....
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Fang - Complete
The Story of Justin by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
This is the story of Justin, Fang and Iggy's illegitimate child, who was adopted by Rosalie and Emmett. This story is a Christmas Gift to all my 'Avian Flu' readers. So, if you haven't read my other story, this may not make sense to you.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
MangaFlock by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, the flock escapes an army of Flyboys to end up at a….anime convention? They find out about J.P.’s new manga about them, get mistaken for cosplayers, and why does everyone keep calling Fang “Dark”?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,946 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
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TORN: The Next Generation reviews
So Alex and Nico have grown up and now are raising two kids on their own. What will happen when Alex and Nico go on a quest for Hades and leave Jackie and Nick behind with a certain war god. Find out if Jackie can keep out of trouble with a certain boy? Will Nico die on this dangerous trip? Loyalties are tested, love is stretched, suspense is imminent.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Nico A.
He Said She Said reviews
Lilith has no memory of the first fourteen years of her life... If there was any. She was created for one purpose and she will do anything to find out what that purpose is. What roll does Fang play in it and will her creator die before she can get the whole story? Find out in te short take of Lilith.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,184 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Fang, Jeb B.
Torn reviews
"and I don't ever want to leave you." his voice dropped to barely a whisper. His breath tickled my ear. "I want to be with you always." I looked up at him confused. "Alex rider." he said and took my hand. "would you bless me the immeasurable pleasure of having you as my wife." he slid a ring onto my finger.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,005 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Nico A.
Complete and Utter Randomness reviews
So this is just a place where i can put short little stories that i don't think deserve their own thing. This is also for news about me, the quackers and all the screwed up clones. see my profile for more info about the last two . also this is not just a mr story. This is pretty much all of the books i write on which is mr pjo hg and a whole bunch others! So enjoy the awesomenes!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012
The School reviews
okay so this actually has four chapters i was just too lazy to seperate them: Sam has read the stories and seen for herself. Find out what happens when she is unvolintarily volenteered to be their next victim...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Jeb B. - Complete