Regretti Spaghetti
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Joined 06-16-12, id: 4061647, Profile Updated: 08-19-16
Author has written 3 stories for Batman, Hey Arnold, and Minecraft.

Hey there, I like to write but that was probably obvious. Or maybe not, you never know!

I realize I may seem pretty inactive so just a heads up to anyone who happens to look here and like my stories, I am not inactive I am just a very, very good procrastinator. it's a habit I'm trying to break. Anyways, I started writing in 9th grade and it's been a couple of years since then so some of my stories may be taken off for editing and rewriting mostly because looking back I like the plots and other ideas I had then but now my mindset has gone through a couple of changes as has my writing style. TL;DR I like to think I'm better at writing then I was when I was 14 ergo the changes.

Anyways, so far I've posted just three stories and I don't see many new ones save for some one shots (gets them writin' juices flowing). I'm pretty set on working on the three I have though in truth Take and Return and the The Epic Sanity-Deteriorating Quest for the Somethin-Somethin are going to see very few if any updates in the future besides some editing to the content I do have (which is admittedly not much but still). I want to focus on The Extra's (Batman Fanfiction) because I actually have a lot of stuff developed for it and I went really into the backstories and characters and I even have a few chapters gathering dust in my notebook and on my computer(s). it's actually crazy the amount of time I put into getting the details of the world good in my head and I still think about it a lot. I might post a collection of one-shots that don't fit into how the story is going right now but could've been fit in between earlier chapters and even a few of my alternate takes on certain things. There's some plot holes in the story as it is now that I would like to fill as well.

Finally, to end this long profile bio, thank you to anyone who is looking at this and has read and enjoyed one of my stories. I don't think many people will read this anytime soon but it feels nice to write this. I do like to write and read most stories for a number of fandoms but the ones I usually go for are Harry Potter (It's been an ongoing thing, since forever), both The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, Game of Thrones/A song of Ice and Fire, more recently Assassin's Creed, Undertale and Welcome to Night Vale. I like slash, I will read it and likely write it at some point but romance in general is harder for me to write (Take and Return is my little foray into really writing it). I hope that whoever reads this enjoys my stories to some degree (but you don't have to, it's okay) and any reviews (save for flames which are not okay, the reasoning seems pretty obvious to me) are very, very welcome. Try not to fill them up though, if you have a super long review with a lot of info or advice I would ask that you PM me instead (unless you can't get an account for some reason).

Well that's it, are you still here? That's fine, stay cool and should the mood strike you, click the link at the top for the most rad tumblr out there (there should be sarcasm there but I use rad on a pretty regular basis now and not ironically).

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Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 289,653 - Reviews: 3893 - Favs: 5,269 - Follows: 5,370 - Updated: 12/7/2017 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Who Ever Said There is Only One Alice? by The Inventor-BTAS reviews
Is there really no saving Jervis Tetch to reform and start anew? Anna Wilson doesn't believe that's true and thanks to the helpful suggestion of Dr. Hugo Strange, she is going to try to show him that his life doesn't have to revolve around a children's book. The real question is, will she end up sucked into the story instead of saving him from himself...
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,744 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/30/2017 - Published: 5/31/2014 - [Mad Hatter, OC] Jonathan C.
All Fun and Games by Lostinthemindscape reviews
Jerome finds his little harlequin on a bus he's supposed set fire to. Cheerleader!Harley. Slight canon divergence post episode 2x03
Gotham - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,177 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/24/2017 - Published: 9/29/2015 - Jerome V./The Joker
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2483 - Favs: 5,679 - Follows: 5,985 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Bookworm and the Azkaban Escapee by Charitable Millionaire reviews
Hermione stays the summer at Grimmauld Place and develops an unlikely connection to Sirius Black. Together they solve a mystery, prank London, bother each other and try to defeat the Dark Lord. Post OotP/Year 6. Warning: this story has lots of humour but it actually has lots of heart and siriusness too! Also contains Sirius and Hermione clubbing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,010 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 8/18/2015 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] Harry P., Ron W.
She Is Truly My Alice by MarvelMistress7 reviews
Alice is upset over her first kill, Jarvis attempts to comfort her.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2015 - Mad Hatter, OC - Complete
On the Shores of Loch Katrine by Phoenix-Talon reviews
Mr. Gold needs to get married, quickly, quietly, and with the understanding the marriage will end in six months. A heart-broken Belle French needs a way out. AU fic. Complete.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,982 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey
James Potter and the Collection of Pick Up Lines by Londonesque reviews
A collection of pick-up lines used by James Potter himself and Lily Evans' amazing responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 3/27/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Having spent over fifty years as a notebook the fragment of soul who still refers to himself as Tom Riddle regains influence over the mortal plane and finds reality to be an ephemeral thing while Harry Potter, a young boy of eight, discovers that things both are and are not what they seem. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,853 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza reviews
Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,649 - Reviews: 1610 - Favs: 3,018 - Follows: 3,388 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Without Thorn the Rose by Threadbare Threnody reviews
A bittersweet coming-of-age story for fans of good writing. Lily died, and left James to raise a stranger's son alone. In the shadows of Azkaban, Harry learns from Dementors and Death Eaters, while in the caverns of the sea a mysterious power awaits the chance to steal his soul. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,814 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., James P. - Complete
Forbidden Forest and Forbidden Uncles by twillandbonnie reviews
Lily Luna is in the Forbidden Forest when she finds a certain Deathly Hallow and gets to meet a certain dead uncle. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/28/2014 - George W., Fred W., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Changing The World - Marauder Style by xXChild-Of-DemonXx reviews
When James Potter died, he didn't expect to get sent inside his son's mind by The Great Lady Fate to "change the future for the better". With him helping Harry, together they'll go to Hogwarts, ruin the Old Goat's plans and maybe save some people along the way. The Wizarding World will never know what hit them. AU, slash, lemons, character bashing, prankster!Harry, many pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,181 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Harry P., James P., George W., Charlie W.
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 9136 - Favs: 18,503 - Follows: 11,638 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 5590 - Favs: 9,283 - Follows: 10,572 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Beautiful City of Gotham by lpcgameface reviews
A descriptive narrative by Batman himself. This week, Batman figures out the Joker has escaped from Arkham Asylum and is roaming free in Gotham City. This chapter features Batman and Gordon and references; Oracle, the Joker, Bane, Jason Todd, "Watchmen", "House of Mystery", "Long Halloween" and the "Death in the Family" story line
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2014
Scales of Change by Night Hawk 97 reviews
A brief foray through Harry Potter's life as it could have been, if he'd been just a little more opportunistic and less moralistic. Lo and behold, a small snake is enough of a catalyst. AU. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 25,471 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
From the Clown's Shadow by lpcgameface
Follow up to Video Game Arkham City. Twelve years after Joker's death, Jack's mother tells him he is the son of the Clown Prince of Crime's son. After reconnecting with his second cousin Bruce Wayne, he finds himself fighting against everything his father stood for. Features Bruce Wayne, Batwing, Night Wing, Oracle and Robin. Will update 1 chapter weekly.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Selina K./Catwoman, Killer Croc, Drury W./Killer Moth, Garfield L./Firefly
It All Started When by Rickmanlover24601 reviews
Dumbledore requests that all students and staff write a personal secret onto paper to be posted around the school. Hermione takes the opportunity to reveal her deepest feelings and Severus finds himself looking within his darkened heart. PreHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 40,073 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 2030 - Favs: 6,507 - Follows: 3,355 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The White Lord by DominaSeraphim reviews
Harry Potter saved the world, but was betrayd. He learns about his place in the universe and goes back in time to change everything HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,743 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 3,408 - Follows: 4,178 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
In Which Sirius Can't Tell a Story to Save His Life by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Remus orders Sirius to tell Harry a bedtime story. Harry, however, is fifteen and would really rather just go to sleep. Oh, and Sirius's story sucks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 131 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Castle's Guardian by GhostAuthor reviews
The Dark Castle gets a new resident changing the lives of both Rumpelstiltskin and Belle. Now a series of one-shots. *COMPLETE*
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 48,124 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
Elsewhere, but not Elsewhen by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Thestrals can go a lot more places than just wherever you need to go. Unfortunately for Harry Potter, Voldemort is more than aware of this, and doesn't want to deal with Harry Potter anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,640 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 2,579 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P.
A Different Reality by Ethe reviews
Set in a reality where Harry was left to a muggle orphanage as a means of protection before his parents died. However he wasn't there long, he adopted a false name and grew up in much better circumstances. What will happen when he arrives in Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,557 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 2,363 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Influence of Souls by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. He stared at his journal, a creation into which he had poured his memories and dreams, his heart and… soul. Now, to send it to where it needed to be. Time-travel, redo fic. Darker, more ruthless Harry. Sirius/Harry SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,141 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - [Harry P., Sirius B.] - Complete
Genius Does What It Must by smrt1 reviews
Growing up, Harry Potter became a smartass. Now he's starting Hogwarts, with trusty sidekick Millicent Bulstrode, a question for everything, and a cheerfully sarcastic demeanor that makes everyone want to smack him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Smoke and Mirrors by pcp reviews
abandoned on the streets to make his own way or die trying, Harry finds his place among killers and criminals. HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,606 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 2,649 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Stuttering by SlipStitch reviews
Neville wants to date Harry Potter but isn't so sure he has what it takes to date the Hufflepuff Savior! NL/HP SLASH. AU. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Waiting on the Shingle by Charlotte A. Cavatica reviews
Oneshot #9: Alice/Jervis 1-sentence challenge. Yes, I found more prompts.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,444 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Alice P., Mad Hatter
The Waiting Period by The Mad Maiden reviews
Alice Pleasance's life is changed forever when a certain matchmaking Harley Quinn decides to take matters into her own hands. Alice/Jervis.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,975 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Mad Hatter, Alice P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 4,186 - Follows: 963 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
First Encounter by Lyris Malachi reviews
Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
Abandon by Batsutousai reviews
Abandoned on the streets of London, 16 year old Harry Potter must find a way to survive. What's the Boy Who Lived to do? –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, AU, postOotP, nonHBP compliant– BEING REDONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 260,290 - Reviews: 3575 - Favs: 5,055 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Ginny W. - Complete
The Mushroom: Middle Earth's Finest News Source by Marauder reviews
The Middle-earth version of The Onion...somewhat OOC, PWP, slashy. Complete. My personl favorite headline: Completely Unrelated Hobbits Wed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
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The Epic Sanity-Deteriorating Quest for the Somethin-Somethin reviews
An Epic story which stretches across time, detailing the heroic journ- Oh, wait no, this is the wrong narrative I'll start over. Follow- I can't- the name- it's smudged- Anyways, FOLLOW our HERO as they Muddl- boldly venture forth in a world full of unknown, terrible creatures and slowly go insa- Er, RISE to the top and master the once dangerous world!
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2015
The Extra's reviews
What is it like living in Gotham? Well you could ask anyone but perhaps a look into the lives of the little people can put things into perspective. After all, a good show needs a support and the extra's have their own stories to tell
Batman - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,918 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 2/20/2014 - OC
Take and Return reviews
It's a few days after the taking of school pictures and a fifteen year old Arnold can't find his. But someone else may know exactly where it's gone... Rated T to be safe, I'm trying to get a hang on the rating system. (I've read the guidelines section about ratings, don't worry.)
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Arnold, Helga