Mad-Hamlet
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Joined 02-04-01, id: 40620, Profile Updated: 03-24-13
Author has written 18 stories for Ranma, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Mass Effect, and Dragon Age.

More than you ever thought possible and despite any hopes to the contrary.

I'm willing to consider Pre-Readers (Or as you young whippersnappers call em' Beta Readers). Must have mastery of Grammar, English and some actual EDUCATION in creative writing. Myth, symbol and literary analysis are a bonus.

As should be obvious I completely and utterly reject the actual Mass Effect 3 ending, original or 'Clarification'.
Why? Because fuck you, Bioware. That's why.
Because of this I made my own video ending using existing footage and others fan-art. All proper credit is given both in the video itself and the video description. Just remove the spaces.

www . youtube . com / watch ? v = n2d0BEh75rY & feature = youtu . be

I've been working with, on, around and regarding fanfiction for over fifteen years now. Off and on of course...and I STILL haven't gotten used to the low amount of feedback. It's a pretty simple paradigm-

If something is good, tell the author why so they can focus on that aspect and improve.

If something is bad, explain why it didn't work; suggestions to the contrary or at least conciliatory overtones, ergo the author knows what to work away from and likewise improves.

I'm Not Dead! I Don't Want to Go On the Cart!
Blue will continue.

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Ashes, Ashes, They All Fell Down reviews
People once believed that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead. But sometimes, something so bad happens that a terrible sadness is carried with it and the soul can't rest. Then sometimes, just sometimes, the crow can bring that soul back to put the wrong things right.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,372 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Willow R. - Complete
Blue: Iris reviews
This is the second part of Blue. This is Iris. They are on the run. Altered by The Reapers, coveted by those in power who claim to know the interests of the Greater Good. They will run. They will hide and from the shadows they will fight. Behind it all Green Eyes watch, waiting.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,947 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni
Merrill Joins a Cult reviews
Merrill has overheard Isabela and Hawke's worship of The Maker and, despite being Dalish, wants to join in. This is a collaboration between myself and Rae D. Magdon. www(dot)fanfiction(dot)net/u/2407457/Rae-D-Magdon Several weeks worth of exchanging ideas, editing, suggestion and rewrites have resulted in the six pages of awesome you all deserve. Enjoy.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Isabela, Merrill - Complete
Blue: Drabbles reviews
Being very busy there has been little time for BLUE (It's going, it's going...I'm doing some right now if fact) but to keep my hand in I jotted down these five hundred word drabbles here and there. Now they are being shared. Enjoy. Whether they occur in the continuity of BLUE is up to you.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni
Trigger reviews
Takes place between ME1 and ME2 in the same story-verse as Blue: Cerulean. In the early days of their relationship Liara's trying to work up the courage to give Shepard something she's realized the commander has a slight ...interest in. It's not as easy, even with some coaching from Tali...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Liara T'Soni, Shepard (F) - Complete
Blue: Cerulean reviews
This is the first part of Blue. This is Cerulean. There was no Catalyst-AI, there was no answer to what or why The Reapers were. There was only Shepard, The Crucible and Harbinger. Afterwards there was only Shepard- marked forever by the ancient machines. And for that reason she will be betrayed and hunted down. For that reason she will fight the oldest of enemies.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,704 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni - Complete
With Pan Chortling in the Background reviews
If you've read Janus, Eros and Terminus you might want to try this before heading off into Dianna Wears Red. It's a satirical piece on my own work. Just me having fun, with words and situations and lots and lots of graphic violence & a bit of implied sex
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Buffy S., Willow R.
Roman: Dianna Wears Red Primus reviews
Continues from where Terminus ends. An answer to a question I asked myself a long time ago: What is The Slayer? Posted on by request.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,470 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Buffy S., Willow R.
Roman: Prologue
Janus Was Healed. But Eros Died. Yet the Walls of Terminus Were Sundered. Prologue to the Dianna Wears Read. Written a long time ago, reposted here by request.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,964 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Buffy S., Willow R.
Leaky Walls reviews
Wrote this a Long Time Ago. As someone else summarized: Tara makes pancakes. Then there is talk of syrup. Then Hell is unleashed upon the BtVS world. Not even a little serious.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,058 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Buffy S., Willow R.
Noir reviews
There's a body on the railing that I can't identify, and I'd like to reassure you, but I'm not that kind of guy. It's a Raymond Chandler evening and the pavement is all wet. I'm standing in the shadows because it hasn't happened...yet.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Buffy S., Willow R.
Feather Roads
The Third Arc in Spectrums. Good times they come a'calling. Revel in these moments children.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,586 - Published: 11/24/2001 - Buffy S., Willow R.
Prisms reviews
The first Arc in the Spectrum. A Dark happening, Willow has a bad night.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,711 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2001 - Buffy S., Willow R.
Stir and Serve With Noodles reviews
Right. Enough of this gloom N' doom post 'The Gift' fics. This is what happened after the credits rolled.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2001
Come in From the Cold reviews
Pain, betrayal, death, blood and birth. A lot can happen in twenty months.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,977 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2001
Curse of Silence reviews
A retelling of Ranma 1/2 with one LEEETLE change. Continued, with permission, from C. Jones one-shot.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,068 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2001 - Complete
Brutal Truth reviews
Sometimes the truth has to be shoved right up your... Before you see a way out.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2001
Beyond Boundries reviews
There are boundries, and then there are those things that move beyond them.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/4/2001