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Joined 06-16-12, id: 4062243, Profile Updated: 07-12-16
Author has written 8 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Sherlock, Misc. Books, Great Gatsby, and Wreck-It Ralph.

I have returned! I am mostly back to writing and will start to post again! Hello, my name is Savannah. I am a beauty queen, a lesbian, and a thespian. I adore writing when I have the time and that ranges from short drabbles, to fanfiction, to poetry. I live in America and I mostly will post Hetalia, or the occasional Sherlock. Or whatever strikes my fancy at the time. Welcome!

Beware, older fanfictions I have written I play on updating to newer, better in versions.

My tumblr is : aph-wank

I hope you will like what I write, leave reviews!!

My email is: myedward1901@gmail.com or soscandelousexcalibur@gmail.com

Also, remember: Life is too short to spend another day at war with yourself.

So be prepared for any shananigans I throw your way!!!

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The King & I by Terminally Introverted reviews
Matthew is a psychiatrist in a hospital psych ward. All day he deals with the insane, and he believes he's seen everything. When Gilbert- a man with an alternate personality who believes he's the king of the long-abolished Prussia- is forcibly admitted, he's proven wrong.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,306 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Prussia, Canada
Fumbles & Fairytales by Terminally Introverted reviews
Alfred is a professional football player, and his life is a constant stream of fame, fortune, and luxury. But something is missing. When he comes across his old high school yearbook and remembers the deep friendship he had with an upperclassman named Arthur, he's determined to find him, and he does – in a psychiatric hospital.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,860 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 12/19/2015 - England/Britain, America
Little Sunflower by Terminally Introverted reviews
When Yao goes to pick up his brother Kiku from his job at the hospital, he gets lost in the psychiatric ward. There, he runs into Ivan- an impatient suspected to have borderline personality disorder. Ivan is instantly infatuated. Yao is asked to visit Ivan as unconventional therapy, and what was supposed to be a job turns to much more.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,859 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Russia, China - Complete
All of Our Sins by Terminally Introverted reviews
Lovino is Catholic, but he's not entirely sure what he believes. Nevertheless, he and his brother Feliciano are forced to attend confirmation classes. When Lovino meets their group leader- bizarre, cheerful Antonio; one of the first people to treat Lovino like he matters- things get complicated. When they find this church is much darker than it appears, things get terrifying. Fast.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 96,402 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain, N. Italy - Complete
Coffee Shop by Anovia reviews
Antonio ignored Lovino's harsh comments, actually beginning to get used to them. What does Francis always say? Opposition is only because the other doesn't want to come to terms with their feelings for you. Then again, Francis got a restraining order... Spamano. Human names used. Coffee Shop AU. Rated T for Lovino.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,765 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 7/5/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Libelle Hall by George deValier reviews
Modern AU. When Roderich Edelstein – student, musician, and reluctant activist – attempts to save a local music hall from destruction, he is not prepared for the conflicting emotions evoked in him by arrogant demolition worker Gilbert Beilschmidt. Gift fic for Kay the Beta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,565 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 13474 - Favs: 17,459 - Follows: 12,134 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mister Greeter by OrangePlum reviews
"Hello. Welcome to Hell. Name, please." US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,696 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 3/5/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Get Arthur Laid Agency by PitFTW reviews
"I must say, though, that the new lawyer, Jones, has done some good. It would seem that Arthur is paying quite a bit of attention to that delectable little ass." "Dude, are you saying that we replace that un-awesome stick with someone's awesome dick?" "I hereby declare us The Get Arthur Laid Agency! Let's move!" A story in e-mail.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,993 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Bésame Mucho by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Lovino Vargas only ever wanted something exciting to happen in his boring, everyday Italian village existence. He never expected war, Resistance, love, passion, treason, or a cheerful, confusing, irritatingly attractive Spanish freedom fighter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,222 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 2,859 - Follows: 2,792 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
American dreams in an English village by ButterFish reviews
USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 243,202 - Reviews: 2922 - Favs: 2,917 - Follows: 2,207 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
And the Birds Sing No More by Burlesque Romantique reviews
"Don't ever leave me." Lovino said nothing. He allowed the tense heaviness to settle among his shoulders, tighten his lungs, and spread between the space from where he stood to where Antonio was seated lethargically. Antonio's gaze sharpened. Lovino, inclining his head slightly, whispered, "I won't." Spamano, AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,429 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Puppy Love by Zeplerfer reviews
Arthur and Alfred's dogs have a brilliant plan to bring the two together. USUK. Oneshot. Based on the opening scene of Disney's 101 Dalmatians.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/2/2013 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Lily of the Lamplight by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Austrian musician Roderich and German soldier Gilbert are forced into an army prison unit and a fight for survival on the Russian Front. But in the midst of blood and death and hell on earth, how long can they fight their desire for each other?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,329 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 1,768 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Prussia, Austria
Run Fast, Turn Left by Car reviews
Track and Field!AU- Arthur and Alfred are roommates and teammates at World U. As if school wasn't hard enough, they also have to deal with skin-tight uniforms, two hour long practices, classes, bus rides, and, oh yeah, falling in love with each other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,936 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 1/17/2012 - America, England/Britain
My Dear Hunter by ShadowmoonXBlackfire reviews
Vampire!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/10/2013 - America, England/Britain
Shades of Innocence by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
Feliciano Vargas was just a man in the wrong place at the wrong time. Sent down for a crime he didn't commit; Italy meets and falls for a German inmate who is imprisoned for life for an unspeakable crime. An unlikely bond is formed between these two and Feliciano discovers that there's more to this heartless criminal than meets the eye. Gerita, USUK, Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,302 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Clockwork Stranger by Hellie Ace reviews
Bored and popular, Alfred F. Jones has almost nothing to worry about in his final year of high school. His only concern is making sure the art student, Arthur Kirkland, knows exactly who he is. But Arthur's strange drawings are more than scribbles; Alfred is about to live Arthur's darkest secret. For those who stare too long into the abyss may find it staring back at them. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,737 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
La Patisserie de la Rose by George deValier reviews
AU. Accountant Matthew Williams is used to being unnoticed, ignored, and forgotten. That is until pastry chef Francis Bonnefoy appears like a burst of colour in his dull, grey life. Gift fic for TCTBS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,111 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Catch Perfect by George deValier reviews
AU. When Berwald loses everything he is forced to move into a share house with an insane Dane, a sociopathic Norwegian, an unfathomable Icelander and a perfect Finn who makes it all worth putting up with.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,415 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 1,812 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sweden, Finland
Top Model by Bluest-of-Jayys reviews
Mathias is an unemployed, down-on-his-luck, twenty-something guy. When what he thought was going to be a one-night stand turned out to be a modeling job with the guy of his dreams, how will his life change? DenNor, M for later. COMPLETE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,038 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
He's a Keeper by Zo One reviews
Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,813 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 4462 - Favs: 6,898 - Follows: 2,965 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
My Misfit by Zo One reviews
Arthur Kirkland, lead singer of a popular European Alternative band, came to America to charm the nation into his bed. But instead he found himself caught in the web of a disgruntled McDonalds employee. USUKUS; 3shot; AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,811 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
The Sophomore Year by Demand Truth reviews
After meeting at boarding school, Alfred and Arthur became unlikely friends and then lovers. Now, they'll face their sophomore year in America and all the challenges that come with being young, famous, and madly in love. Sequel to Invitational Year.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 173,694 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Invitational Year by Demand Truth reviews
Alfred is an awkward dork, despite the fact his dad is President. Arthur is a member of British royalty, and he's a perfectionist loner. Both boys are given an invitation to attend the prestigious World Academy and, naturally, they're roomies. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 208,902 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Candies by fiorifrost-legallover reviews
Feliciano and Ludwig have hella sex
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/12/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Worthless by karatekid1018 reviews
Everyone thinks they know Italy. Oh, how wrong they are. Who IS the real Italy, and what are the secrets he's hiding behind his always-locked bedroom door? GERITA, RATED T for mild language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Numbered Lithograph by youaremarvelous reviews
AU Spain x Romano. When Lovino starts attending art school with his brother he finds his most important lesson doesn't come from his professors, but from a culinary student at a sister school: sometimes the flaws hold the beauty.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 133,906 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Of Ponies and Edelweiss by George deValier reviews
Gilbert Beilschmidt is not, generally speaking, a romantic man. Which makes his behaviour this particular Valentine's Day a little odd for Roderich to understand… Gift fic for TCTBS; spin-off of 'La Patisserie de la Rose.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 91 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Heartstrings by Symbiotific reviews
AU. Arthur Kirkland's too busy to start a relationship. Google's solution: Heartstrings, the new online dating service for the Too Busy. He just didn't think the solution would be so literal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,262 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Feeling Strange and Looking Rotten by scarlettshazam reviews
Tweek Tweak: Batshit insane. Craig Tucker: Dull as dull can be. Combining them is a little like combining sodium and water. Inevitable explosion. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,899 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Burnt Toast by Bex-chan reviews
Dramione one-shot. No plot. This one-shot is pure smut with extreme fantasy and content. Present for Masha. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 183 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Savior by Kaede-tama reviews
The last thing that Gilbert expected to happen during his shift was to get a call from a kid who had just taken a whole bottle of sleeping pills. AU, PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,765 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Dance with me by Happymood reviews
AU Antonio's hands roamed over his body, sensually, slowly, until they rested on his face, turning Romano to face him. Green eyes stared at him and Romano felt there was no one else in the room but him and his tango teacher. Spamano in later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,713 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 5,137 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Duties of an Austrian Maid by Hazel-Beka reviews
Roderich makes the bad decision of going out drinking with Gilbert, Arthur and co. He makes another bad decision when he accepts Gilbert's challenge of a drinking competition. If he loses? Well Gilbert did once say that he wanted Roderich to be his maid..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,038 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - [Austria, Prussia] - Complete
On The Bound by tatterdemalion reviews
AU. It's not often one gets a call from their brother, asking for help with a seventy million dollar heist. At least, not where Matthew Williams comes from. Especially not a heist where you have to seduce a very rich Frenchman. Eventual Matthew/Francis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 112,350 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Canada, France - Complete
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Hello Sherlock reviews
Moriarty is playing a game that seems impossible to win. It is up to Sherlock to figure out how Moriarty mysteriously rose from the dead before it is too late for England and his flatmate and love interest, John Watson. Who will he choose?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,888 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty
Hikaru's Love reviews
Hikaru has always loved Kaoru but, Kaoru doesn't notice till now. Can Hikaru prove to Kaoru that he loves him too?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Kisses and Controllers
Tamora Jean Calhoun, the head of police of a local police department finally takes a much needed day off. The peace is short lived when her boyfriend Felix drops in for a day full of violent video games, much to the small man's dislike.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/10 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Scandals at the Party of Gold
A short look into one of Jay Gatsby's famous parties by a man that is not all too fond of Mr. Gatsby, set out to tarnish his golden reputation. Troubled by an even more troubling past, Kyler Moll finally attends for the first and the last time at West Egg.
Great Gatsby - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Published: 1/10 - OC - Complete
This is What She Got
From the amazing short story, Harrison Bergeron by Kurt Vonnegut, this is from the perspective of Diana Moon Glampers, the Handicap General and her unfortunate end.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Published: 1/10 - Complete
The Greaser and the Art Student
Alfred F. Jones, a popular greaser and jock, decides, to hell what everyone thinks and asks Arthur out, an unpopular art student, on a small date. Arthur agrees after while, not expecting to have fun. Only time and much begging will they see if Alfred's charm and wits win him over.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2013 - America - Complete
Saving You Again
Arthur Kirkland had one mission, kill Alfred F Jones. Who knew he would end up committing treason for the man?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,114 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Forever And Always reviews
Ludwig and Arthur don't always get along but, some how it always works out. However, they might not get the happily ever after they want.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Germany, England/Britain - Complete