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Joined 06-16-12, id: 4062243, Profile Updated: 01-15-16
Author has written 8 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Sherlock, Misc. Books, Great Gatsby, and Wreck-It Ralph.

I have returned! I am mostly back to writing and will start to post again! Hello, my name is Savannah. I am a beauty queen, a lesbian, and a thespian. I adore writing when I have the time and that ranges from short drabbles, to fanfiction, to poetry. I live in America and I mostly will post Hetalia, or the occasional Sherlock. Or whatever strikes my fancy at the time. Welcome!

Beware, older fanfictions I have written I play on updating to newer, better in versions.

My tumblr is : aph-wank

I hope you will like what I write! I really try and I am still learning! Please leave reviews!!

My email is: myedward1901@gmail.com or soscandelousexcalibur@gmail.com

Also, remember: Life is too short to spend another day at war with yourself.

So be prepared for any shananigans I throw your way!!!

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Coffee Shop by Anovia reviews
Antonio ignored Lovino's harsh comments, actually beginning to get used to them. What does Francis always say? Opposition is only because the other doesn't want to come to terms with their feelings for you. Then again, Francis got a restraining order... Spamano. Human names used. Coffee Shop AU. Rated T for Lovino.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,765 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 7/5/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
The Get Arthur Laid Agency by PitFTW reviews
"I must say, though, that the new lawyer, Jones, has done some good. It would seem that Arthur is paying quite a bit of attention to that delectable little ass." "Dude, are you saying that we replace that un-awesome stick with someone's awesome dick?" "I hereby declare us The Get Arthur Laid Agency! Let's move!" A story in e-mail.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,993 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Puppy Love by Zeplerfer reviews
Arthur and Alfred's dogs have a brilliant plan to bring the two together. USUK. Oneshot. Based on the opening scene of Disney's 101 Dalmatians.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/2/2013 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
My Dear Hunter by ShadowmoonXBlackfire reviews
Vampire!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2013 - America, England/Britain
Shades of Innocence by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
Feliciano Vargas was just a man in the wrong place at the wrong time. Sent down for a crime he didn't commit; Italy meets and falls for a German inmate who is imprisoned for life for an unspeakable crime. An unlikely bond is formed between these two and Feliciano discovers that there's more to this heartless criminal than meets the eye. Gerita, USUK, Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,302 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Clockwork Stranger by Hellie Ace reviews
Bored and popular, Alfred F. Jones has almost nothing to worry about in his final year of high school. His only concern is making sure the art student, Arthur Kirkland, knows exactly who he is. But Arthur's strange drawings are more than scribbles; Alfred is about to live Arthur's darkest secret. For those who stare too long into the abyss may find it staring back at them. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,737 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Candies by fiorifrost-legallover reviews
Feliciano and Ludwig have hella sex
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/12/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Worthless by karatekid1018 reviews
Everyone thinks they know Italy. Oh, how wrong they are. Who IS the real Italy, and what are the secrets he's hiding behind his always-locked bedroom door? GERITA, RATED T for mild language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Feeling Strange and Looking Rotten by scarlettshazam reviews
Tweek Tweak: Batshit insane. Craig Tucker: Dull as dull can be. Combining them is a little like combining sodium and water. Inevitable explosion. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,899 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
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Hello Sherlock
Moriarty is playing a game that seems impossible to win. He makes Sherlock choose. John, or all of England. For once Sherlock is at a loss for answers and it irritates him to no end. But when the threat is eliminated, it arises ten fold. I am changing a few things on this fanfiction, seeing as I wrote it many years ago. Fixing little things
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,982 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty
Hikaru's Love reviews
Hikaru has always loved Kaoru but, Kaoru doesn't notice till now. Can Hikaru prove to Kaoru that he loves him too?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Kisses and Controllers
Tamora Jean Calhoun, the head of police of a local police department finally takes a much needed day off. The peace is short lived when her boyfriend Felix drops in for a day full of violent video games, much to the small man's dislike.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
Scandals at the Party of Gold
A short look into one of Jay Gatsby's famous parties by a man that is not all too fond of Mr. Gatsby, set out to tarnish his golden reputation. Troubled by an even more troubling past, Kyler Moll finally attends for the first and the last time at West Egg.
Great Gatsby - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Published: 1/10 - OC
This is What She Got
From the amazing short story, Harrison Bergeron by Kurt Vonnegut, this is from the perspective of Diana Moon Glampers, the Handicap General and her unfortunate end.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Published: 1/10
The Greaser and the Art Student
Alfred F. Jones, a popular greaser and jock, decides, to hell what everyone thinks and asks Arthur out, an unpopular art student, on a small date. Arthur agrees after while, not expecting to have fun. Only time and much begging will they see if Alfred's charm and wits win him over.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2013 - America - Complete
Saving You Again
Arthur Kirkland had one mission, kill Alfred F Jones. Who know he would end up committing treason for the man.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,114 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - England/Britain, America
Forever And Always
Ludwig and Arthur don't always get along but, some how it always works out. However, they might not get the happily ever after they want.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,356 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Germany, England/Britain - Complete