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Joined 06-17-12, id: 4062627, Profile Updated: 01-21-13
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Protector of the Small Quartet.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior,Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, SkyeEyesSparkle7135, Prongs6200, Waiting not so patiently, SpikyStar Why be normal RaevynMoon, i am crazy hate people who think everyone should be the same Twitches456

Pick the ones that fit you (ones in bold fit me)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS AND PASS IT ON.

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Remembrance of the Grim Wolf by The Potters of the Future reviews
Harry Potter, son of Hades, last year forced out Albus Dumbledore and the wraith of the Flight From Death, fought monsters and made new friends. This year Harry returns for his third year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry what does fate have in store for Harry and his friends this year. Book 3 of the Prince of Death Series
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,220 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 6/28/2014
Intent by CrystalIceSweet reviews
Magic is about intent; so when Harry unconsciously starts pouring magic in to his cooking, he creates something magical no one can resist. At 16, despite being the owner of a 5 star restaurant, his life is normal…until Tony Stark appears with his band of misfits and refuses to leave. Gods, magic, prophecies, bonds, Harry's life will never be the same ever again. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,698 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 3,048 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Sticks, Stones and Broken Bones by Littleforest reviews
Harry Potter would never regret running away as a child, but two years living on the hard streets of London had taken its toll. Now almost thirteen, Harry is still struggling to survive when a split-second decision gives him a chance at happiness. But will he take that chance, or will his past haunt him forever? AU story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,479 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Molly W., Arthur W.
Leaving it all behind by Amira Devant reviews
Harry knew about the horcruxes when he is faced with betrayal. Fleeing, he enters a new school. If he has to die then he will drag the SOB Voldemort with him. Facing death, Harry leaves it all behind. HPxOMC AU!4567!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 111,586 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 2,602 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Harry P., Albus D., OC
The Great Perhaps by alaska23 reviews
A girl who's crazy with everything Tolkien created and mad with fan-fictions, finds herself in the middle of the Middle-Earth! I try to keep the characters realistic as much as I can. T because of the language at some points, and also for the possible romance on further chapters ;) [Kili/OC][Both Book and Movieverse & also some additional original content]
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,768 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [Kili, OC] Gandalf, Fili
Harry by CrystalIceSweet reviews
After 2 years of marriage, Steve and Tony finally decides to adopt. They knew they can't expect to be prepared for everything that comes with parenthood but even they are out of their depth with little Harry and his inhuman intellect. Deaged!Genius!Harry. Slash. Steve/Tony. Other pairings may apply.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 1,120 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Nyx Academy by EmeraldNeko reviews
Harry reached a breaking point during the holidays before 6th year and now he's a dark creature with a brand new attitude. Friendships are made and broken, mates are found and the balance of the World is hanging by a thread. Harem Slash parings, Yuri Pairings, Blood/gore/violence and nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,539 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Harry P.
FBI Involved by OCD girl reviews
At Brookland, Charlie, Don and the gang are visiting to give a lecture. In the school auditorium, Alex starts to get worried. When the school is attacked, what will Alex do? Will he be able to keep his secret from all those involved?
Crossover - Alex Rider & Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,039 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 7/24/2009
Shadow Of The Snake by Kyuubi666 reviews
Frighteningly similar to Tom Riddle, Harry Potter is a genius who surpasses even the greatest warlocks ever lived. Diving head first into the intricate world of wizarding politics, Harry dissects the secrets of Magic and he shall rise. "I alone stand supreme on Heaven and Earth." Quidditch & Guilds.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,466 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Harry P.
The Rightful Sky by Heir to the Sky reviews
Sawada Tsunayoshi is ordinary. Average. Not at all special in any way. So while having ties to the mafia comes as a surprise to Tsuna, the fact that his younger, more talented, more popular twin brother is chosen as the next Vongola boss doesn't. Not everyone agrees though. After all, what is a world without a proper sky?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 62,838 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 2,751 - Follows: 2,723 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
The True Champion by RomanceNovelist1111 reviews
Despite experiencing cruelty in every form, Harry remained pure of heart, championing peace, love, and unity. READ AUTHOR'S NOTES FOR ANSWERS TO REVIEW QUESTIONS. See profile for story guide. I'm not going to be able to upload consistently so bear with me
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 101,171 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Ascension of Ra by Apocalypse Thou reviews
Voldemort has been vanquished from power and Harry from Britain. Aiming to start a new life in muggle America Harry moves to what he thinks is a small quiet town to start over. His destiny has just begun.HP/LoisLane. Begins Season 4.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smallville - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,117 - Reviews: 2494 - Favs: 3,316 - Follows: 3,321 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Harry P., Lois L.
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7739 - Favs: 7,006 - Follows: 3,987 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Whelp II The Wrath of Snape by jharad17 reviews
Soon after rescuing his 7yearold son, Harry, from the abusive Dursleys, Snape starts his teaching career at Hogwarts.Harry finds more ways to surprise his father, and a school full of students. Snape'll have his hands full. Warn:violence,chld abse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,346 - Reviews: 2398 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Creature Feature tittle subject to change by Qserenity2000 reviews
A birthday and some unexpected changes for one Mr. Harry Potter. He's skittish, scared and 'deformed'... Will these new changes work in his favor or against him when one devious dragon finds out? A creature feature inspired by all the ones before it... Ha
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,888 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
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Lord Harry Potter Black Gryffindor Emrys Slytherin Volturi reviews
After the ministry betray harry, declares him dark, he runs travelling around the world till wizards eventually find him, they catch up just as he runs into conflict between the cullens and the volturi in BD. the volturi leader learning that he is their mate and learning his past decide to change their ways. aro/Marcus/Caius/harry Up for adoption! please message me for it P
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 12/24/2012 - [Harry P., Aro, Marcus, Caius]
Harry's real world reviews
Harry finds out about the world he was really born in and decides to find out who his real parents are and if he has any siblings, he takes the weasley males except ron and with his skill displayed in the final battle he sets out. Bad Dumbledore, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and Molly!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Harry P., Fred W., Daine, Jon
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